Date: Sun, 23 Oct 2005 15:20:31 EDT
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY part 10

DOCTOR WHO, JEREMY AND JESSE
Episode 10-
THE WITCH'S TIT part one

The sign said, "Welcome to Hellertown's Lost  Caverns."
Inside the upper level shanty was a much larger room that went down into  the
rock. There was a dinosaur there. A fake one. And glass displays. Inside
were finds from Native American, Dutch, Viking and other cultures from all times
and ages. Samples of rocks were also on display. No one was in the room now.
There were no visitors. Lower down in the offices was a man, a boy, and a
girl.  The man had on a headset. "Dr. Welcher, can you hear me?"
Renowned spelunker, scientist, archeologist,  Dr. Welcher crawled into the
rock hole.  He had a light on his helmet. He was crawling into a tight spot. "
The rocks go  on and on here but I can't see where it ends. I think...I think I'm
 stuck."
"Can you wiggle out,"  someone on the other end of his mike called to him.
"I'm trying,"  the man tried  to remain calm. "Wait, something...something's
giving."
"Behind you?"
"No!"  The man sounded  fascinated, "Ahead of me."
"What is it?"
"I"ll see if I can reach it..."
"No, just come back out now."
"It's just a reach ahead of me, an arm's length..."  The man reached out and
grabbed it, "It  looks like...like a female...."
"What? Did you say a female? What do you mean?"

"Mmmmm, tastes great, K9,"   Jesse said as he spooned some cake that on a
table into his mouth.
K9 floated in to the large spacious Party Room aboard the TARDIS. "That  was
for the Doctor's 2000th birthday, which is today."
Jesse shut his eyes and swallowed, "I...MMMMM, this really IS good. 2000?
Well then, he's had so many cakes by now then, that he won't miss this one. It's
 been so long since I had one..."   Jesse looked around, "By the way K9 after
you showed me this room, you  drifted away..."
"Master needed me to help plot a course..."
"Of course but what I'm saying is, what the hell is this  room?"
"I call it the Party Room. It has not been used since...a long time  ago."
Jesse swallowed and took a swig of  soda. He wiped his mouth with a napkin
from the same round table. It was  wood. "This table though would have to go, it'
s all wooden, doesn't' match the  rest of the room."
"It is the Round Table."
"Well yeah, like I said, it's round but I mean it's wooden and very old  so
it doesn't really fit in with....uhm, uhhhh...did you say THE ROUND  TABLE?"
"Affirmative, young master."
Jesse felt it with both hands flat on it and under the table cloth on it.  "
And you've put birthday cake on it. THE ROUND TABLE. That's so...."  He put his
hands on his mouth now and  backed off from the table, "That's so....so cool!"
  He sounded ecstatic. "My God, the round  table."
"The Doctor..."
Jesse looked at K9, "He really does travel in time, doesn't  he?"
"You are behaving most strangely, Master Jesse. You have been to the past
already several times."
"Yes, I have but still no dinosaurs, you know."
The room shook and they tilted to one side, K9 steadied himself in the  air. "
We have landed."
"Oh let's see where we are then,"  Jesse ran out, came back in and took one
last piece of the cake he was  devouring and ate it.   He left  a small amount
of it. K9 looked at the cake.
Balancing the soda in mouth and left hand, Jesse tore into the console  room
and  looked up. The ceiling  window plate covers were down and they could see
up above to...darkness. "It looks  like rock."
"It is,"  the Doctor said.
Jeremy put on a brown leather jacket, short cut, "The Doctor's said it's
cold out there."
"Oh, I'm fine the way I am,"  Jesse said.
"Jesse, you can go out first,"  the Doctor winked at Jeremy.
"Oh?"
"Yes, you might find this place to your liking..."
"USA is  it?"
"Present day, Jesse, our country, our time. 2005, August to be  exact."
"Hellertown,  Pennsylvania to be exact.  Durham Street."  The Doctor stated.
"Well, come on then,"  Jesse  opened the doors using the controls and strode
out past the two of them, "Let's  not sit about talking about it, let's go
and see it..."  As he walked out he screamed startled.  The Doctor and Jeremy,
co conspirators, came out. They were both laughing at  him. He had spilled his
soda. "Haha, very funny. Not."   He had run right out into the  giant exhibit
of a plastic and huge 25 foot high dinosaur which had its Rex maw  in his
face. It was also about 25 feet long. "Very unfunny. It's not even real.  And it'
s dimensions all look wrong. It's off."
The Doctor put a hand on Jesse's shoulder, "It was a nasty  thing."
"Teasing me like that?"
"No the thing. That thing. It was a lot bigger,"  the Doctor said.
"Wait a minute. You've seen one..."
"Huh uh,"  the Doctor  acknowledged, "I sure have."
"Up close!"
"Close enough."  The Doctor  smiled, "you might too before your trip of a
life time in the TARDIS is over. Or  a death time."
Jesse waved his can of soda at him, "Don't start that again. You really
should give us boys a choice you know."
"Jesse,"  Jeremy was looking  in a glass case far off and up a ramp toward
the upper level, "Why do, I mean  what makes you... you want to see a dinosaur
so bad?"   He was caught fascinated by the  Medieval weapons in the cases. He
turned to Jesse.
"It has to do with my dad..."   Jesse said, "But..."
A tall young college aged boy came into the room. He had bright blond  shiny
hair with traces of brown in it. "What are you guys doing in here? We're
closed."
"What, I had hoped you'd be open,"  Jesse said and offered his soda to the
boy.
"I'm known as the Doctor and this is Jesse..."
Jesse came up to the young man's chest. "I'm Adam. I work here or rather
should say worked here."   He  had the kindest blue eyes which seemed to change
green in the light of the  graying place. Jesse felt his nipples were hard
from the cold and from this new  boy.
Jeremy came running down, "I'm Jeremy."
"You..."  Adam looked as Jesse  nearly fell and fell into him. He steadied the
younger boy, "And you, both look  kinda familiar."
"Uhm,"  the Doctor said, "I  take it there are no tours then?"
"No, we had an accident and...damned near funny one at that..."
The Doctor looked at the door to the office, "May I?"
"That leads down to the cavern and the find..."  Adam said.
"I might be able to help."
Jeremy whispered to Adam, "He's a scientist..."
Adam turned, "You are? What kind?"
The Doctor shrugged, "Name it."
"He's a doctor of medicine and of many other things,"  Jesse winked up at
Adam, who turned to  look as the Doctor went into the office.
Standing up on an upright cot were two skeletons. "Fantastic!"
"Doctor!"   Jeremy ran  past Jesse and Adam and into the office.
"And what pray tell is this?"  The Doctor looked at a large wicker basket
which held a stake and tied to  the stake was a rock shaped like a woman's
breast.
"EWL!"  Jesse said as he came  in and Jeremy echoed him, close behind the
Doctor. "Is it....?"
"Real? I'm afraid so,"   the Doctor had an eye glass out and put it in his
right eye.  "Calcified."
"A human female breast? Real?"  Adam said, holding Jesse's back as Jesse
tried to move closer to it, "It  can't be."
"It's not. Real it is. But it's not human."   The Doctor turned to them, "
Where  did it come from?"
"That is Dr. Welch. He was pulled out in that form,  only..."  Adam paused. "
Only a day  ago."
"Wow,"  Jeremy said, "He ...he  died..."
"Yeah and what else can you deduce?"  Jesse finished his soda as Jeremy came
 to him and shrugged into him, hitting him playfully.
"We pulled him out like that."   Adam said, "He was in the caves  searching
for the end to our deepest trail. We think it goes down and down,  toward the
center of the Earth but..."
"And this other skeleton?"  The Doctor asked, "Where did it come from?"
"It was in there too, funny thing is, this ...this breast..."
"Oh you mean the tit?"  The  Doctor smiled, using Adam's uncomfortable ness
to harp on.
"Doctor, I'm a former Mormon and from Pennsylvania Dutch  country..."
"Go on, Adam,"   Jeremy  said, "These two will just send you up and put you
off, tell us what you know  and show us the cave if you can..."
"I'm the only one here right now,"  Adam said, "And I have to get back to
the college in a few hours but...I don't see what harm there would be in
showing  you the interior."
As they started to move past the witch's tit exhibit, the Doctor turned,  "
One thing, Adam, my good man. What...what...where was this thing found?"
"In the hands of the first skeleton. My boss, Dr Owen, thinks that it was
there from the early 1800s or even before that....there were some strange college
initiations that went on in here, as well as weddings, parties, ballroom
dancing..."
"Dancing?"  Jeremy asked, all  happy.
"Dancing!"  Jesse was even  happier, "Just my thing..."
"Ballroom."   The Doctor  outted.
"Don't matter to me,  dancing  is dancing."   Jesse smiled.
"You're a fascinating person, Jesse,"   The Doctor put his finger on  Jesse'
s nose and tapped it.
"Just don't go getting rid of me again so fast."
The Doctor nodded. Jeremy whispered to Jesse, "Let it go."
"I can't. He dumped us. Aren't you mad?"
"I was a bit,"  Jeremy  shrugged, "You know, at first. But no, not now."
"I'm not mad either I guess. Just a bit put off, hurt."
"Not me,"  Jeremy said and  followed the Doctor and Adam, who took a
flashlight off the wall  racks.
"Not me,"  Jesse mimicked. He  turned, thinking he heard something. It was
obviously day time outside when they  exited the TARDIS but Jesse felt a chill.
Something not right. Something bad was  going on. He swallowed, turning to a
sound. The skeleton was moving. The old  one. He turned to look at the Witch's
Tit. It was vibrating.  "DOCTOR!"
Inside the cave, Adam shone the flashlight, "There's rising water on one
side but it won't come over the top of  the walkway. We have a pump to see to
that. Since our last  rainstorms..."
Jeremy asked, "Doctor, who would put a witch's breast in there and how do
you know the witch was not ...not..."   He whispered from Adam's ear shot, "Not
human?"
"I know. What's more that I would like to know is who does the other
skeleton belong to?"
"IT BELONGS TO ME!"   A  boyish ghost appeared in front of Adam, who dropped
the flashlight. The light  turned up but kept shining so they could see the
glowing image of a flying boy,  a ragged clothed boy, a dirty faced boy. Jesse
came running to them.
"Doctor! That horrid skeleton...the first one is moving!"
"IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! YOU WERE MINE THE DAY YOU CAME INTO MY LAIR!  YOU
AND IT BELONG TO ME!"
"WHAT  THE FUCK'S  HAPPENING?"  Jesse bumped into  Jeremy's back and clung
to it.
"I dunno,"   Jeremy  whispered.
"THE WITCH!"  The Doctor saw  the other ghostly image. A female. A mouth of
fanged teeth and claws like a bird  of prey.
The witch image came through the first ghost and right at them  all!
To be continued...
Doctor Who, K9, Tardis, and other stuff are the BBCs but  no copyright
infringement is meant or implied. Adam is mine. There really are  lost caverns.
Jesse and Jeremy may or may not be gay. This story does not say  they are or aren'
t in real life. It is fiction. Lost caverns are cool and see  them at :
http://www.lostcave.com/