Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:30:16 -0400 (EDT) From: J Subject: Doctor Who, Jeremy and Jesse 109 In burned, smoking clothes, the new bright male Doctor sat up. He felt his face, "Oh my, that's a good one, that is. It's so quiet around here, I thought I could actually hear my cells dividing. Oh my, I'm the Hugh Grant Doctor!" One of the Cyberships from the fleet that first appeared flew in front of the Cyber ship that was attacking Jesse and Jeremy. It crashed into it and both exploded. Ash and metal rained down from the black but starry sky. Jesse pulled the Doctor's arm, "Get up, Doctor!" "Is it that bear again? Is there a bear chasing me?" He stood up. His clothes were mostly torn and burned. "Tell me, boy, do I have a bear behind?" Jesse smiled as he put his arm around the Doctor, "Yes, you do. And I for one, am happy about that." A huge part of a spaceship landed in front of them, bursting with flames. "I think that's the ship that the Cyberman laughed from," Jesse gasped. "He saved our lives, Doctor, your's too," Jeremy yelled as above them the fleets clashed and began to fire lasers at each other. "I'm okay, you two run," the Doctor reached into his pocket and took out a sonic screwdriver. "Are you sure?" Jeremy asked, having flanked him from the other side. "I'm sure! Now go!" He took out his screwdriver and pointed it up. He turned it on to high. He saw one Sontaran ship on the enemy side melt in mid air and crash into an enemy Sontaran War Wheel. Both smashed in a huge explosion. He turned and ran. Jesse and Jeremy were running but realized they were at the foot of the crater and looking down into a deep dark abyss. They stopped but the Doctor behind them came up to them, running at a good pace and with both arms around them, crashed into them. All three fell, head first into the dark abyss pit and plunged into a dark deep hole, all three yelling! DOCTOR WHO STING. Falling Hugh Grant Doctor's face came out of the darkness of the pit, serious but then smiling. He winks. THE END GAME RESULTS IN SPACE: 36 BILLION AD Something fired out of a Dalek saucer ship. It flung out, wide, and down all at the same time. It entered the pit, caught up with the Hugh Grant Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy and passed them by on all sides. It was stringy and thick and it met itself under them. The net caught the trio and they bounced up and down. "What the fuck?" Jesse asked. Above, the space battle raged. Spaceships exploded. War wheels smashed into each other. Mountain ranges on the alien moon played host to falling debris and craft...and bodies. Ships burst and bodies came out. Sontaran bodies. Dalek bodies. The group that was here first seemed to win quickly. The other side were cinders in space in no time. Falling debris managed to miss the crater somehow. Jeremy looked up and saw the dark sky now aflame with falling ships. The near deafening sounds of the battle subsided and his ears seemed to slowly recover. "Doctor, if we're going to die..." Jeremy caught the Doctor's face in his hands and brought himself close to the Doctor as they bounced, sitting on the net, on their glutes. He kissed the Doctor. The Doctor kissed back but then said, "I'm a gurl!" He looked at Jesse who shook his head no. "Not this time," Jesse smiled, "Thank Time Lords." "I'm not a gurl," The Doctor felt his Adam's apple. "I'm sexy?" "Always," Jeremy smiled and looked up, "But I have to agree with Jesse, what the fuck is this? Daleks saving us?" "I'm sure for some diabolical torture," The Doctor said as the net was drawn up, the sides of the crater pit passing them by quickly as they ascended. "And so he ascended." The net moved over solid ground and then released. They fell a few inches and stood up. "Make for the..." "I don't think this time," Jeremy looked up, having recovered first. A large crowd of combatant ships landed and ramps quickly opened. One huge cylinder shaped ship landed vertically and blocked them from the TARDIS. They almost ran right up the ramp that came down from it...and figures began moving out of the ship toward them. Marching. Silver. Giants. Cybermen marched down toward them. "Uhhh, I think, that way," the Doctor shrugged his shoulders as he ran. A saucer landed in front of them and very quickly a ramp protruded. Daleks slid out, every shape and size and color. One Dalek said, "Doctor!" "You know me, how nice. It's good to have been known. Sorry, though, must dash!" The Doctor almost touched the Dalek's eye stalk as he waved. Behind him, Jeremy shoved Jesse another way but each way they moved, another craft landed and more enemies or former enemies emerged. Sontarans stomped out of a huge round ship. Judoon came out of another cylinder ship. "We're totally surrounded!" Jesse gasped. Jeremy pulled him to himself. The Doctor stood in front of them as Daleks came from one side, Cybermen from another. The Doctor turned his body another way. A Sontaran troop came from that way. "It does look that way," the Doctor bowed his head and took out his sonic screwdriver and held it out, "But I still have...this!" "What?" Jeremy asked. "My brain," the Doctor said, "Why ...you lot...take me, torture me for your past defeats...oh, so many defeats..." The Cybermen were close enough to all three of them to reach out and strangle them...The Dalek eye stalks were within their reach to grab and although tempted, the trio thought this was hardly the time. They could smell the breath of the Sontarans. Jesse murmured, "Doctor, not the time to remind them of you defeating them." "We acknowledge past defeats," a Cyberman said. The Doctor stepped up to it, "Then...as a former enemy..." "Yes. Former." The Doctor didn't really heed that word. Former. He went on, without stopping, "...I ask you allow my two companions..." A Dalek spouted but it seemed without hate, "Lovers." "Wow," the Doctor rubbed his hair and turned from Cybermen to Daleks, "You DO know a lot about me." He turned to the Sontaran troop, "You lot, you'd understand this, wouldn't you? Let my two friends go and I will tell you everything about everything. Every defeat, every time I ever stopped you." Jesse gasped, "Doctor, you can't, you'll be betraying the past and the future." "And the present," the Doctor chimed in happily. Jeremy rounded behind Jesse and whispered, "It's a bluff." "To save us," Jesse added. "Yes," the Doctor said, "You lot would get this. Be honorable just this once and let them go. You have me. They can't do you any harm." A Sontaran laughed, "Your companions, allies, and friends often do more harm than you do." "True, but ahh, without me, they'd hardly have a reason to, would they?" The Doctor bent his body a bit as he struggled, "Ahhh, c'mon and do it. I mean I know you plan to destroy me but they...Agargh!" As he spoke, the Sontaran had stepped up to him and said, "Welcome friend and savior." He picked the Doctor up in a big bear hug. The Doctor's eyes went wide. "Did he just?" Jesse asked. "I think he did," Jeremy said. The Cyberman at front stepped up to the Sontaran, "Please let him be shared." "Doc, what's going on?" Jesse asked. "Don't call me doc," the Doctor was passed from Sontaran hug to Cyberman hug, "Although it's kind of endearing and cute...about you..." "And you." "Don't encourage him, Jeremy." "It should have been obvious to me from the start. They didn't just blast me on sight, they saved us with the net, and protected us from that other ...what were they? That lot?" "From another alternate timeline, one that was not supposed to be." The Cyberman put the Doctor down. "They were what we would have been if not for you." "For me?" "In your fifth incarnation..." the Doctor noticed the Cyberman that spoke didn't seem quite so harsh. He sounded almost friendly. "...you saved a young Shepard boy and that boy went on to eventually spawn the uniter, the human who would bring all our races...in fact, all our races together and to realize the way of peace is better. There is total peace in the new universe." "The one after your more violent one," The Doctor pointed a finger at Jesse. Jesse frowned and rolled his eyes, "Thanks a lot." "If he had been killed by the demonic being that was there and the Master who initiated it..." "That ham fisted bungler of time," the Doctor frowned. The Dalek came over and touched the plunger to the Doctor's back as if it were a friendly gesture...like a pat. "Did he just...did it just...?" Jesse started to ask. "Put an arm round the Doctor? Yes." Jeremy said, stunned and happily so. "If not for his line..." The Dalek explained, "It would never have happened. The Master tried to change that. You set it right." "That was so long ago, I had a lot of help from that hottie Adric, the cow Tegan, and the wet Nyssa," The Doctor said. "Is this you, the rude one, who ranks on his former companions?" Jeremy asked. "I don't know, I don't think this incarnation in the alternate had a very long life?" "I can see why," Jesse snipped. "We live in peace with humans. We did not want any of them to be in this conflict but some insisted they come." A man with a STAR TREK outfit that looks a lot like Kirk from the original series pushed forth, "T'is true, sirs." He sounded Southern American. Deep South. The Doctor noted to himself, "Better not make any cheap shots about the Deep South then." The man said, "We live in peace with all of them. There are NO more wars. They've all been put to rest. Even religion no longer starts any cocksucking wars now." Jeremy smiled, "So the humans have finally learned their lessons, ay?" The man nodded. "He's a piece of work, innhe?" Jesse whispered into Jeremy's ear. Other humans were behind him. Jeremy blinked, thinking some of them looked like various Captains, doctors, mechanics, and crewmen from STAR TREK. "So do I take it that we are free to go?" The Doctor puffed up his chest. His left nipple was seen through the ripped shirt. "You may do so," the Cyberman stated and if it could have, it would have smiled. "We did wish..." The Doctor, who already started moving toward the TARDIS, ushering his two lovers back with him, whirled back around, "Wish?" "...that you, our great savior, would have stayed to chat with us more..." "Chat?" The Doctor asked. "Are you just repeating one key word he's saying for a reason?" Jesse whispered to the Doctor. "Repeating?" "Doctor, stop it," Jeremy said and inched backward toward the TARDIS. "Sorry, yes, we really must be getting back to Gallifrey..." "Yes," a Dalek chimed in, "That planet and universe does exist in the far past." "You mean...it was destroyed." Jeremy went wide eyed. The Doctor turned to him, "Yes, yes, don't fret. Several times over it was destroyed. Once for good, when your universe went out." They were almost at the TARDIS now, the smoke almost completely gone but still wavering about it somewhat. The Doctor turned to the door and produced the key and opened it, "Inside now, don't waste any, uh, time, boys." Jesse and Jeremy went inside. They froze as they saw the Master free and at the console. He ignored them. The Doctor waved to the former enemies, "I bid you all farewell. Must go before you, you know, learn something you're not supposed to or maybe I will and change things by mistake, you know. I know you and the other humans, some of you here, will get on with life, the universe and everything. So long and thanks for fishing me out of the pit, though it was mostly harmless with such lower gravity and all. And if you get hungry, you always stop at the rest... Jesse's hand reaches out and pulled the Doctor's arm, almost at his shoulder, "Get in here!" He pulled the Doctor in, past the threshold lobby and into the console room. The Master kicked the console, "You ham fisted tin plated armor bearing addle plated automaton! HOW DARE YOU?" The Doctor moved toward the Master, the two lovers reaching out to try to stop him. "Not having much luck with her, are you, my son?" "Son? I'm only your son be default of time," the Master said, "She or is it a he now?" "Take your best bet, one or the other at any two times," the Doctor shrugged. "Hugh Grant?" The Master shrugged, too, "Hugh Grant? Really? Hugh Grant? You looking for more male prostitutes, than those two." "Hey," Jeremy and Jesse both said. "Shhh, the pair of you," the Doctor shushed them. They backed off. "Well, at least mine seemed mature," the Doctor looked over the Master's shoulder, "Nick Hoult, is that whom you're molded after?" "That's Nicholas to you," the Master turned, "Can you get her to work?" "Of course," the Doctor said, "No thanks to you. Tell me was it really you who used a proton gun on me?" "Of curse," he smiled at his own play on words, "And as to why, it's to show you what you really are. And I tell you two over there...he still is the Valeyard. These side Doctors are not really real." Jesse shrugged, "Whatever that means. He seems nicer enough." "Nicer enough?" the Master shook his head. "Just hit that," the Doctor reached past the Master and pulled a yellow lever that seemed dusty. "NO!" the Master grabbed his hand, "You can't pull that!? That's forbidden and will result in disaster! NO!" He tries to pull the Doctor's arm away but as they struggle, the yellow switch is moved toward the other side of where it was, the Doctor winning. "It'll take us right out of our universe all together and into your alternate selves' universes!" "Utter nonsense!" The Doctor pushes the Master away from himself. The vortex effect is inside the ship. Jesse and Jeremy fall to one side as the Tardis shakes and tilts. It moves one way and then the other. They hold onto each other and to the railings. The Master grabs his jacket and grabs the railing as well and hits their hands off it. Jesse and Jeremy go flying off it, sliding on the floor which tilts almost to a 90 degrees angle. "He'll kill us all!" "Shut up!" Jesse yelled. He and Jeremy hit the white door to another room. The TARDIS started to change. The walls became the white walls of the older console rooms. The door under the boys changed. The Doctor yelled. The vortex sucked the TARDIS into it out in space and time. The TARDIS corner was sucked into the small opening and the rest followed impossibly, being distorted and sucked into it like from a cartoon. The shape changed. The TARDIS flopped out of another opening and into a spiral. The top hit the surface of the Earth Moon and flipped. The side rolled over it and the TARDIS flipped end over end, roof over bottom. "Hold on, Jeremy!" Everyone screamed. The TARDIS was on its side. The Doctor's hand reached over the top of the console. "We....we..." he pulled himself up. "...stopped." He hit a switch to turn the TARDIS on to its rightful standing position. The room tilted one last time. Everyone recovered. The TARDIS was near a crater as before and there was some Moon dust picking up around it, swirling. Jesse picked Jeremy up and the two started dusting each other off. "What a trip," Jeremy said. "What did you do?" Jesse asked. "Tried to get us back to Gallifrey," the Doctor came over to them and touched their shoulders, "Are you sure you're all right?" "I'm going out there," the Master said and opened the doors. The air started to suck out of the TARDIS. A wind started to suck them out, their hair pulling toward the door as the rest of their bodies were as well. "What now?" Jesse asked. He fell as a vacuum suction on him started. As he was also being sucked out, Jeremy pulled him and held onto the door holds. They were now in the white roomed TARDIS console room again. It had changed all around them. "This is not how I wanted to be sucked. I wanted to be sucked off, not out!" He turned his gaze to face Jeremy, "Don't let go!" "Never!" Jeremy held onto him and the door. Jesse looked out at the doors and saw a dark moonscape. The Doctor flung himself to the console itself and as the Master vanished out of the doors, the Doctor pulled a switch and the doors shut. He also put on the force field. Jeremy let Jesse go and Jesse's body moved involuntarily to the console. He caught himself. "I thought you'd never let me go," Jesse looked at Jeremy as the tall boy came over to him. Jeremy kissed his chin, "I was speaking figuratively." Jesse put a hand on Jeremy's shoulder, "You know you scare me when you start talking like him." They rushed to the Doctor. They both looked up at what he was staring at: the small black and white scanner on the embedded post on the wall. "This is a retro console room, innit?" Jesse asked. "Quiet," the Doctor squinted. "Looking to see if the old guy is still alive, aren't you?" Jeremy looked at the side of Doctor's face. "There's no air out there," Jesse frowned, "Where is that anyway? Is it the same moon we were just on but a long time before when it had no air or a long time after?" "No. Didn't you hear what the Master said..." "No, I hardly listen to that liar." "It's another universe altogether. I thought if I put the TARDIS through a CVE, a charge vacuum emboitment, a transfer point between our universe and others...well, at least through one to another, the negative coordinates, we'd have a chance of bypassing all the time mess going on on and around Gallifrey at that one moment. BUT...I tend to think I goofed. I think we hit another one of the things that started me and K9 on this mess in the first place..." "The type of vortex that flung us to time travel without the TARDIS and into Collinwood among other places?" Jesse asked. "Yes," the Doctor said. "So, we could be anywhere, anywhen, any universe?" Jeremy asked. "Yes, fraid so." The Doctor said. "No, change there, then," Jeremy turned him and smiled at his face, "Like it always is." "Thanks for that," the Doctor said, "But this time it is changed. We are also in an alternate universe or timeline, which may or may not be solid and may or may not be fluctuating." Jesse looked at the doors, "Which means?" "Every decision, every choice creates a parallel, sometimes an alternate, universe. Some stay and remain separate from the other. BUT at other times, those can change based on what happens and who changes it. Happened in the Time Wars all the time. Gosh, that sentence got away from me. But anyway...sometimes, some times are wiped out by the actions of someone in another, opposing universe." "Oh, you can just shut up now. Great," Jesse frowned, "And that's what we're in?" "I thought you said to shut up." He sighed. Jesse made a motion with his hands as if he wanted the Doctor to continue. The Doctor smiled. "I think we might," the Doctor said. "It may be due to the fact that this body knows it is from an alternate. I am, after all, your Doctor in an alternate Doctor's body. It might have inadvertently sent itself to its own universe when I pulled the switch..." Jeremy frowned, too, "I think this is one time you should have listened to the Master, then." "So any chance he's still alive?" Jesse asked. "With anyone else, I'd say no," the Doctor looked at the small scanner again, "But who knows with him." "Shame, that," Jesse added. "Jesse," Jeremy snapped, lowly. "He is the Doctor's son." "Or best friend, or father, or brother or just an enemy or someone I saved a long time ago by committing murder or maybe it was the other way around," the Doctor said, "That's what I mean by changing times." "I thought it was just a bar on Long Island." Jesse murmured. The Doctor joked, "Ahh, I only know the gay ones." The Doctor moved to the doors. "What? What are you going to do?" Jeremy asked. "What? Why, I'm going to open the doors." "Doctor, you can't do that!" Jeremy gasped at the same time Jesse said something similar. The Doctor put his hands out to stop them coming at him, "Now, it's perfectly all right, I've already initiated the force fields...now, you two just...just stay back there. In fact, I'd like it better if you were both in another room entirely." "Your Leo McKern body chance..." Jesse said. Jeremy turned to him, "What?" "Fat chance," Jesse explained. The Doctor sighed and blinked, "Good, just stay there." He moved the doors open with his hands, the big bulky doors not yet solid and the thin white doors of the newer console room still there. K9 came to the room, "Master, danger, Master, danger!" "K9!" Jeremy gasped. "What is it, K9?" Jesse asked. "Tell us, quickly!" "The other Master, the Master Master...fiddled with the force field when it was next turned on so that it shrank and left the Master...you know as Doctor outside its protective shield..." "We have to get him back in here right now!" Jeremy gasped and run for the door. "Danger eminent!" "Besides that?! WHAT?" Jesse leaned down toward K9, who floated up so that he had to stand upright again. "The Date!" "We're not on a date!" "No, young J Master...look at the date!" "Monday, September 13th, 1999," Jeremy reads from the console. "SO what's that?" "Doctor, get in here!" Jesse ran and yelled out of the doors. "That is the day in this universe when the Earth Moon will break out of the Earth's orbit!" Jeremy gasped, "You sure?" "Affirmative, Master!" K9 turned, "Activating communications sound waves from Moonbase Alpha..." "A Moonbase?" Jesse gasped, "Oh no!" On Moon Base Alpha, Commander John Koenig says, "Now wake up, Commissioner, if this does go wrong, there won't be anybody to issue a communiqué, there will be no survivors." Operative and mustached Paul turned to the Commander and Commissioner Simmonds, "Commander, it's going up!" A nuclear cap fires lightening and the lightening hits the flying spaceship Eagle. The pilots cover their faces but the ship explodes, the nose of the ship falling away, fire from it and the body. The entire thing explodes and sparks. Sparks fly all over. Koenig yells, "Abort! Abort the mission!" Paul calls, "Main mission to all Eagles, return to base immediately. Repeat, return to base immediately." The main cap explodes up and the blast catches another Eagle transport. The pilot tries to steer it but the side of the Eagle is hit and blasted away. Soon it explodes, too. The co pilot is blasted away out of his seat which is on fire. The entire area explodes. The depot on raised mound explodes, leaving a slope which also blows off more explosions. Pilot Alan Carter, blond, Australian covers his eyes as he views from his Eagle in space, multiple explosions rocking the mound area. The entire space horizon turned yellow as a blast covers the area. More blasts hit and more and more. A massive white glow rises over the hills just beyond the Moonbase. The base is shaken. A girl screams and falls near steps, "NOOOOO! NOOOOO!" Victor Bergman, an old man, is thrown. He tries to hold onto a pole support but is thrown against some panels. Koenig is blasted by some controls bursting. He flies across the room and lands on his face. The base doctor, Dr. Helena Russell is near a console which explodes. She is thrown back, near Victor and a female Russian operative, Sandra. Simmonds falls back, the back of his head hitting a wall. From technical, a computer expert is thrown through a window. He yells. Another man hits a ladder and knocks it over. He falls also. A girl is thrown into a large thick comm post. Between Moon base buildings there are more large explosions. The Moon drops from the Earth. The base seems to drop away from the Earth as it moves away from it. In the TARDIS, Jesse says, "I don't feel a fucking thing." "We are moving, Master," K9 floats. "But...but where's the Doctor!" Jeremy gasped, "He's still out there!" "We've got to get him in!" Jesse moves to go out the doors. K9 flew near the console, "I believe I can fix it." His nose attachment came out and as the TARDIS rooms started to rock, he fired a beam at the console to the force field control. The Doctor was caught in a full blast as the Moon waste exploded. The entire series of explosions hit and rocked the area and the TARDIS. Jesse and Jeremy only felt a small shaking. They could hear Alan Carter calling, "The Moon is going out of the Earth's orbit, that explosion, it has pushed us out of the Earth's orbit." The Doctor put up his hands as the blast hit him and knocked him back through the doors. The doors slammed shut as Jeremy pulled the door control. The TARDIS starts to dematerialize. "Who did that?" Jeremy asked but ran at the Doctor. "We're in flight!" Jesse gasped and leaned down at the Doctor. "Do not touch him!" K9 floated nearby, "Warning! Move back, Masters, at once!" The two boys moved back on their haunches as they saw the burned Doctor, his skin charred black. The clothes all gone. He looked dead. The familiar glow of degeneration started. Jesse stood up and took Jeremy's hand and made him stand up too. A glow started about the Doctor's body and the same humming sound of power filled the room, of surging chilling, pseudo electrical power. "We are moving away from Earth!" "K9 shut that off!" Jeremy gasped. The Doctor's change began in full surging power. CUE MUSIC FROM DOCTOR WHO-PLANET OF THE SPIDERS episode four when the Third Doctor becomes The Fourth Doctor...music into ROBOT... K9 obeyed but floated in front of the two. "I repeat, move back!" "It's good to see you, boy," Jesse smiled. This K9 was white, well rounded, modern and sleek. He also flew and had small antennas. He had a streamlined look to him and a tubular area by his eyes, which were red. "After all this time..." The Doctor's body glew with the familiar degeneration energy. "Look at that," Jeremy gasped, "Happening right in front of us this time!" "He's changing again," Jesse gasped, "Amazing, innit?" "Yeah," Jeremy said. "I wonder what he'll look like this time." The glew filled the area around them. The boys took refuge at a side of the console, putting an arm each around each other while they watched. The console was partially between them and the Doctor. "I hope hot," Jesse added. "Uhhh, hardly," Jeremy admitted. "K9, can you get some clothes for him?" Jesse asked, "Quick. I don't want to stare at a 69 year old body that I don't want to 69 with." "Yes, Master," K9 flew out of the room. "Gosh, I think, even I preferred the female one," Jeremy peered over the console at the new Doctor, or rather the old alternate Doctor. "Gosh, another old, wrinkly, unsexy Doctor," Jesse shrugged and put on a fake accent, "Well, cor, blimey, `ere we go again." DOCTOR WHO PLANET OF THE SPIDERS STING into full end theme of Jon Pertwee's time... Doctor Who...Hugh Grant Doctor Who...Jim Broadbent The Master...Nick Hoult Daleks, Sontarans, Judoon, Cybermen...various John Koenig...Martin Landau Victor Bergman...Barry Morse Helena Russell....Barbara Bain Sandra Benes...Zienia Merton Paul Morrow...Prentice Hancock Commissioner Simmonds...Roy Dotrice Alan Carter...Nick Tate And.. 36 BILLION AD, Far Future humans...Chris Pine, Carl Urban, Simon Pegg, Wil Wheaton, John Cho, Anton Yelchin, Bruce Greenwood, Avery Brooks, Kate Mulgrew, Garrett Wang, Robert Duncan McNeil, Cirroc Lofton, Brent Spiner, and others.