Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2011 04:41:47 -0500 (EST)
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 111

The Doctor tore through the doors of a Chicago mortuary, large gusts of
snow following him. "Chicago winters," he said, glum. He had to talk to
Gordy. Gordy opened a back door and let him in. With the body. There were
Christmas cards hanging on the posting board against the wall. The back
door let in a lot of snow, too. Neither the frog voiced Gordy or the Doctor
noticed.

"Gordy," the Doctor said, "Can you ..."

"Embalm him?"

"No, not yet. I want them to be able to say goodbye first and then I'll
bring him back."

"You're a piece of work, you are, Doctor," the mostly bald Gordy the Ghoul
said.  "Only you would bring him here to me. A morgue attendant."

"Spangler..."

Gordy was a bit of a priss.  With a frog voice and a high pitch tone, both
at the same time. "Please, please, call me what my friends call me, Gordy
the Ghoul," he spouted, sarcastically, "Sometimes, you're as bad as this
reporter friend of mine, Carl Kolchak."

"Oh?"  The Doctor raised his eyebrows, as if to suggest interest. He
doubted he'd ever be interested in anything ever again,
"We're...acquainted."

Gordy ignored the monotone voiced Doctor. "All of time and space, you have,
Doctor, and you bring him to me in 1974. Don't you know of any more highly
advanced civilizations that can provide this better..."  and he stressed
the next part louder, "...and faster, I might add, job than I?"

The Ninth Doctor, Rowan Atkinson's face, forced a half smile, "You're the
best Gordy..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Gordy said as he moved about the sterile room, a
morgue, gathering equipment, "That's what you all say."  Gordy stopped in
his movement and said, "You haven't moved from that spot since you brought
him in, have you?"

"No."

"He was..."  Gordy looked to the body on the table, "...you've never talked
about any of the others like you have about this one. Always thought you
were asexual."

"No, just repressed. Fought my inner homosexual."

"Well, I'm progressive. You wouldn't know by looking at me, but I am. You
shouldn't have kept that penned up for so long. Is that why you never made
a move on any of those girls you traveled with?"

"I, well, I tried girls for a long time...it never seemed to work and it
never seemed to be what I really wanted. I mean there were some good
friends there, you know but nothing like this one and the other
one. Girls. It just wasn't how I was wired."

"You...? You mean..."  Gordy kept looking back and forth, "You kept...you
loved this one, didn't you? He was the one?"

"He and another."

"At the same time?"

"Yes."

"I...never..."

"No. I don't suppose you have. It IS 1974."  The Doctor said with a mock
tone in his voice. It was still monotone.

"Lots of people were and are doing that...even in my backward time..."
Gordy broke his sarcastic tone, "I didn't realize that about him...I'll do
it, of course..."

"Of course," he forced another smile. "Thank you, Gordy the Ghoul."

Gordy nodded, swallowed a lump in his throat and shrugged, "It is after
all, Christmas."

"Yes," the Doctor said, still just staring about. He noticed a small...very
small, two foot fake Christmas tree on one of the filing cabinets. It had
neon like fiber optic branches that made it turn colors and made it, at
times, look as if it were turning. It wasn't.  "Oh. Almost forgot. I do
have money."

"Oh no, no, not for this..."  Gordy noticed the Doctor had already pulled
out a large handful of gold nuggets. His eyes went wide.

"Yes, I insist," The Doctor said, still monotone. "Just don't put it all on
the horses, Gordy."  He grabbed Gordy's hands with his right hand and put
the nuggets into Gordy's hands using his left hand.

"No," Gordy took the gold, turned and bit one of them, "I won't..."

"In case you get fired for doing this..."


"Oh, I won't," Gordy pocketed the gold.

"Just clean him up and I'll bring him home and then we'll see about
preparing him further. I'm sure you could do a better job of cleaning him
up than I did."

"You did try? Doesn't look like it."

"There were pressing matters at the moment."


The Doctor thought back:

The Master takes out another gun, this one with a long nozzle and a tubular
head on the end. He looks from the alcove and saw Jeremy, Jesse and the
Doctor.

As hundreds of Daleks in line descend toward Cybermen and humans alike, the
Master fires this new gun. It sets out a yellow haze for a few seconds and
engulfs the trio. The Doctor shakes his head but doesn't notice. Jesse
says, "Doctor, I feel funny..."

"Me, too," Jeremy said. "Can we get out of here?"

"Yes, this battle has to take place," The Doctor stated, "Unfortunately."

"That woman and those men..."  Jeremy started to say.

"Part of history, part of deaths that have to happen...again,
unfortunately."

"I understand...we've been through this before," Jeremy said, "But how can
we reach the TARDIS now?"  Between the open space in the courtyard and the
corner of the building were dozens of Cybermen, arms pointed up, firing
quick laser bolts up at Daleks. Daleks were seemingly winning, firing their
own lasers at the Cybermen and making many of them go limp. The TARDIS lay
on the other side of this battle.

Jesse snuck away from the building, going the other way, "I can distract
them if I go this way and..."

"JESSE!"  From the other side, five Daleks moved at him, rolling along the
street.

"EXTERMINATE!"  Jesse was hit by a bolt in his chest and his body turned
green and his skeleton was seen through it. He yelled and fell and was
still.

"JESSE!"  Jeremy ran out.

The Doctor tried to reach for him, "Jeremy, no!"  He followed.

"DELETE!"  Cybermen fired at Daleks but more Daleks flew in from above and
both sides blasted the building. Large chunks of the building were
struck. Some areas were just above the Doctor and Jeremy. Bricks fell on
the Doctor, who put his hands up and was buried. There was nothing to be
seen of the Rowan Atkinson Doctor as he lay beneath a ton of bricks and
stone rubble. The sounds of the battle continued to fill the air.

Racing toward Jesse's very still and dead body, Jeremy turned to see this,
"Oh no!"  Daleks were coming from the sky at him. Daleks were coming at him
from the street. Cybermen were advancing at him from the other side of the
square. All were firing blasts at each other and at him.

The last things he heard were "EXTERMINATE!" and "DELETE!"  seemingly
forming one word....Jeremy closed his eyes, a blast, a scream. A skeleton,
a hole in his chest, ashes.  The new word continued on after his death,
"EXTERMINATE" and "DELETE" long after he was dead...

The smoke cleared. Daleks were gone, Cybermen were gone. Something sucked
the Daleks out of the sky. He knew who. His Tenth self and Rose Tyler. The
Cybermen were pulled off the ground into the same holes they came to Earth
from. They were all in the void now. Rose almost had been sucked there
herself. More thoughts of Rose came to his mind, briefly. The losing of her
was bad enough but nothing like what he was experiencing at this
moment. Nothing like having seen, from the rubble, Jeremy...his lovely
Jeremy, burned into ashes just after Jesse was shot. The bricks moved and a
hand came out from among them. The Doctor pulled himself out of the brick
pile that was parts of the building that had fallen on him. He saw two
black leather boots. He crawled out to them and looked up. A figure stood
there against the sun. Smoke came from its mouth. It tut tutted at him. The
Doctor rose up and looked at the Nick Hoult Master. "You. You protected
me?"

The Master took his cigarette out of his mouth and threw it to the
ground. He smirked, "Of course, my dear Doctor. I wouldn't allow them to
kill you and deprive me of the pleasure."  He pointed a ray gun at the
Doctor.

The Doctor looked at Jesse's body, "He...you could have..."

The Master used his free hand to take out the other gun, "I could
have. This protected you when I shot it at your general area but I made it
so that it explicitly did NOT save your two friends. It wasn't allowed to
encompass them."

The Doctor fumed. "I'LL KILL YOU!" He jumped at the Master and head butted
his chin. The Master dropped both guns and was completely startled. The
Doctor punched both sets of ribs on the Master's sides and floored the
Master and jumped on top of him and kept hitting the Master's chest and
stomach. He rose up and kicked at the Master's chest as the villain tried
to rise up.  "Not used to being taken by surprise, are you?"  The Doctor
turned to see Jesse's body. He ran to it and heaved it up into his left arm
and draped the boy over it. "No more, Jesse. No more. Back to the life you
would have had. Had it not been for me."  Giving a sideways kiss to Jesse's
cheek, he carried the boy back to the TARDIS and made it vanish soon
afterward.

The Doctor looked at Gordy working over the naked, dead body of Jesse
McCartney.



THEME STING INTO DAVID TENNANT/DONNA NOBLE DOCTOR WHO fast paced THEME SONG
(new series season four)....spinning TARDIS which moved to show the green
and with slight bits of red vortex...ribs of tunnel showing, the TARDIS
stops from exiting one and then enters another and starts moving through it
now, vanishing because it moves so fast through a moving red tunnel, with
bits of green, end over end, and the vortex is now ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UlRhugjlMM


"David Tennant clean opening? Of course he has a clean opening!"


Rowan Atkinson

Nicholas Hoult

Matthew Smith

David Tennant

DOCTOR WHO

Repeat end of opening theme over and over...




THE FUNERAL OF JESSE AND JEREMY

By Innout



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Ginger McCartney was trimming a Christmas Tree. She stood back and smiled
at it. "Lea, Tim, come see it. You're work has been improved."

The huge living room area lead off to a main front foyer area where a large
double door was. The house was restored and made modern but still retained
the old fashioned woodwork of yesteryear. She wondered if the two children
upstairs heard her. She went to the ornament nearest her that held her
oldest son, Jesse's face on it.

She smiled as she thought about something he said once, "I don't want to
say I have a temper but I do. I kind of sulk and sit there when I'm
bitter. I won't show you but you can see it. Probably if you bring me
Godiva Chocolate I'll be your friend again."  She looked at his Christmas
gift under the tree and hoped the Godiva name brand would not show
through. Would he be home this Christmas again? The visits were more and
more infrequent and of late, she had this irksome feeling that he and his
two, uhm, friends were in some deep waters. But from the little they told
her, those were just the bits in between good times. She sighed. Somehow he
had managed a career AND life traveling the universes and all of time and
space, human and otherwise's history and had a love affair with two people
at the same time. It was a full life, she thought and what more can a woman
want for her son? She turned to adjust the mistletoe under the doorway for
when her husband came home and backed up. She heard that familiar roar of
engines. She knew to back up because...well, it wasn't supposed to land on
anything living. The two pet rats she had for Jesse ran off.

The TARDIS took a long time to appear this time. She wondered if all three
of them would come out. The double doors opened OUTWARD, which, although
Ginger never made a mental note of it, never happened before during the
drop ins of the Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy. He never stayed long, the Doctor,
even if Jesse stayed to make a movie, an album, an appearance on tv or on
stage...

"WHAT THE HELL?"

The Doctor had Jesse draped over two arms. His head, lifeless, draped over
the Doctor's right arm and his legs hung limply over the Doctor's left
arm. "I didn't know what...how...I thought you'd want to see him before..."

"You take your hands off him!"  Ginger ran over to them and started to try
to take Jesse away from the Doctor but they both managed to fall over to
the green couch, which was adorned with a Christmas throw-cover of Santa
and reindeer. Ignobly, the Doctor moved Jesse's back to the couch and laid
him down gently, head on a Rudolph pillow. He was on his knees. Ginger
backed up. She couldn't move.

She heard Tim's voice, "Was that the TARDIS, mom? I wanna see him!"
Neither the Doctor nor Ginger was sure whom Timmy meant: it was either
Jesse or the Doctor himself or maybe Tim even meant Jeremy. He was close to
all three of them, Jesse the most.

Ginger snapped, "NO, TIM, I have to talk to him about something first,
don't come down here."

They heard Tim's footsteps coming down the staircase. The Doctor snapped,
"TIM! LISTEN TO YOUR MUM, DO NOT COME DOWN HERE!"

Something about his voice made Tim stop dead on the steps. He knew
something serious was happening. Despite that, he didn't want to turn back
but stopped where he was and tried to listen.

"GET UP!"  Ginger yelled.  "GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

The Doctor had his head on Jesse's chest and his left hand on Jesse's blond
hair. He had his head down. He made as if he didn't hear Ginger but she
tore him off her son. "This is your fault. He had everything to live for
and all he wanted was you, you, you! You BASTARD!"  She punched the
Doctor's chin and sent him sprawling into the Christmas Tree, where he fell
in the middle of it. He put his hands out and tried to grab on but managed
only to fall straight down. He was sure a manager model rooftop was in his
asshole. He recovered and turned, pulled the tree to rights, and turned to
Ginger, who was now over Jesse and looking at him. She reached out as if to
touch her dead son. "Everything to live for. A career, girls..."

"He didn't want girls..."

"Shut up! Just shut up and get out of here! And look at him. He was gone
this time--- for how long? He was only just..."

"I know how old he was."

"Really? He's supposed to be 22 in this time and he looks exactly the same
each time he comes home. Tim looks older than he does now. And that's
impossible."

"I'm sorry about the year and it being Christmas. I was trying for June
2005."

"You can't even get that right, can you?"

"I'm going to wait for Scot to get here and then I'm going to..."

Ginger turned to the Doctor, "You're going to get the hell out of my house
now before I call the police and tell them there's been a murder..."

"I beg your pardon?"  The Doctor had tears in his eyes. "I didn't..."

Ginger ran to the open kitchen area and took a knife from a pudding pie
cake she was making for Christmas. "December 2011 and he looks like he was
from 2005. I mean it..."  The words stuck in her throat and she let out a
sobbing gasp. She held the knife to the Doctor's chest, "You leave or I'm
going to murder you, right now."

Lea came down the steps behind Tim, "What's going on?"

Tim was wide eyed, "Shhhh..."

"I'm sorry again about it being Christmas. And this year. I thought id be
easier if he looked more like the year he came from... "

"You can't even get that right, can you? Get out of here now! I mean it! I
mean it! I don't want to see the sight of you! Just leave!"

"You don't want me to make arrangements?"  He moved toward the couch.

"If you so much as touch him, I'll stab you in both of your hearts...not
that you even have one," Ginger's eyes began to water and soon dropped
tears, "...to put a parent through this much pain. Hope you're
satisfied...that your life style is validated...and my son...my beautiful
son..."  she dropped the knife and turned to Jesse, went to her knees and
hugged his prone body, "...is dead!"  She broke down hysterically. "That
car that just pulled up," she recovered a bit as she heard the sound of the
car door being slammed and turned slightly, but kept her field of vision on
Jesse's body, "...is my husband. Please go, he WILL kill you."

"I have to...I have to go then. I have to talk to Jeremy's family..."

It was only then Ginger turned to him, eyes dripping, "He...like this,
too?"

"Yes, I'm afraid...yes."

Scot came in the door and saw Jesse's body on the couch. He
gasped. "I'm...I'm sorry," the Doctor said, "I am sorry. I can't...I just
can't..."  He was crying, too. He ran to the TARDIS doors and pulled them
closed after he went inside. The TARDIS began to vanish, making the slow
groaning noises.

Ginger stood up and blocked Jesse's body from her husband's. "The kids are
upstairs," Ginger said, "Please, Scot, make sure they don't find out like
this... I don't want them to come down here."

"What happened?"  Scot asked, unable to move. His eyes were wet, too.

"I don't even know! Does it matter?"

"Yes, it does. I want to know."  Scot moved toward the steps, unable to go
further, unsure he should. He then moved to Jesse and took his hand that
was now hanging off the couch. Scot forced a smile, "He...he's still
warm...get that monster back here, I want to know what happened...I mean
did he die saving the universes or something?"

Ginger forced a smile to be brave for her husband, and looked up, after
going back to Jesse and kneeling down by him. "All we have to know is our
son is dead."

Jesse's pet rats came and sat on his stomach.

In the TARDIS, on the large scanner embedded into the white wall, The
Doctor watched Jesse giving an interview some time in the past, "I'm giving
them all I have and if that's not enough, then sorry, I'm out of the game.
I'll do this for as long as I can and as successfully as I can with a lot
of joy and pride."

He turned the dial. A news reporter on E! was on the screen. "Jesse Abraham
Arthur McCartney, born April 9th, 1987--buried December 28th, 2011."  The
Doctor shut the scanner off and put his head down over the console. He set
the controls.


"This is the choice we make. Death is a part of life and life a part of
death. It goes on after death," the Doctor told Jeremy's mother. "That's
what he once told me."

Jeremy's father, "He once told me about the shark thing."

"Yes, well, that other swimmer...that warned you. He was one of my
companions. Trouble is: I can't remember if it was Chris Wedge or Casey."

Mom, "You've had lots of boys then?"  Accusatory.

"Oh, no. Maybe one or two before...I don't...think...there was Oswald and
Arnold, Third Body then, I think...depends on what you mean by the word
had...."

"Uhm, the shark thing...ironic because he wanted to be in that movie he did
SOUL SURFER."

"As soon as you called us, when I heard your voice on that phone, I knew. I
just knew."  Jeremy's mother, "I...you said you couldn't find his body?"

"No. I tried and tried though. There's nothing...nothing left."

They were at a kitchen table, California light shining through. Two dogs
were under the table, looking very sad. The mugs they drank coco out of
were Christmas themed. He wondered what it was about Christmas that the
TARDIS liked so...at certain times. At this time.

"So you're sure?"  Jeremy's dad.

"Yes," the Doctor sipped hot coco.

"Now that you're sure. You can leave," the dad said, "No offense..."

"Gary..."

"No, Sandy, I mean it, I don't want him around here any more. Ever."

The Doctor stood up, "I understand. And...I want to say I'm sorry... but it
hardly seems..."

"No, it doesn't," Sandy stood up but put her hand out for the Doctor. He
hugged her instead. "If you want to ever visit me...you..."  she looked at
her husband, "I'm...busy a lot, you know, but you can..."

"I don't..."

"Doctor. They wanted you. He wanted you. I wasn't going to stand in that
way. I tried. Many times. It just did not work. The way he tried girls, the
way Jesse tried girls, the way YOU tried girls. It wasn't going to work
that way. He wanted you. So did Jesse. His parents, they told me what
happened. Even before you got here."

"I'm sorry."

"I'm glad you called us first," Gary said, "But it...it's just too...too
messed up. The entire thing. I don't really fully get it. I mean we...we're
Christian people, Doctor."

"I know that."

"From Kentucky. Yeah, we've lived in California for a long
time...but...maybe, I don't know. Maybe it effected..."

Sandy nodded, "Don't start that. He was born that way, Gary. You knew him
better than anyone...you know that's true."

The Doctor forced a smile, "He once told me that...he'd once threatened me
...to expose me if I didn't take him back to the TARDIS."

"Yeah, you kicked them out once, didn't you?"

"Yeah," the Doctor said, "My chin hurts from Jesse's punching me that
time...or maybe that's from his mum?"

Gary put his hands to his face and then down again, "I just need...just
need some ....you know, some time, Doctor. I just...it's too much to absorb
all at once. The whole gay thing...his not aging normally...a three
some...traveling in time and space and still having a career like he
had...being a part of history..."

"He loved you. Both of you. AND...he was the most positive person I've ever
known. I see it in the both of you."

"All right," Sandy said, tears in her eyes, "You can go now. I mean...I'm
sorry but can you go now?"

"Yes."  He put the novel THE GIVER on the table.

The two people sat at the table, looked at the novel without opening it,
and not talking as the TARDIS noises strained to leave the unseen living
room. They sat there until long after the TARDIS noises stopped, the echo
of wheezing and groaning finally fading. The dogs, Bear and Chewie, were
crying louder and whimpering.


The Doctor thought about Jeremy while at the console:

"I thought I was the coolest kid in the world so I wound up being the
coolest kid in the world."

"He can do everything. Sword fighting, flying, dancing, fighting pirates
and monsters. Never growing old..."


He couldn't see the console for his eyes were filled with water. K9 floated
nearby him and put his mechanical head on his shoulder. The Doctor patted
the head and smiled. The Doctor dismissed the idea of ever taking on a
friend again, a lover, a companion. He had K9 and that was enough. And at
the same time, he knew he was finished. He knew he might as well have died
in that brick pile. The damned Master. Ironic he saved him. He had no
interest in saving the universes now, no interest in meeting new
civilizations and races, in seeing new horizons in all those planets and
solar systems out there, no desire to meet historical figures or visit
historical events in Earth and other planets' pasts...he knew now the past
was painful, the future...he had no future. "Without them, K9 I can do
nothing. Perhaps that's why the Master saved me. It's more painful to exist
now than to be dead and at the same time, I can't stop any future plans of
his because...I'm inactive. I can't really move to do anything without
them."

Suddenly, the Doctor felt terrible pain in his chest. He grabbed at it and
bent over. He gasped. He held his arm. For that hurt, too. "K9!?"  He fell
onto his back as more pain seized him in one terrific gulp. "Was the coco
poisoned?!"

K9 hovered over the Doctor, "Scan incomplete but it appears not."

The Doctor could hardly talk as his hearts seems to stop, "Then what's
happening to me?"

"Diagnosis: you are having a hearts attack."

"Negative, boy. Time Lords don't have hearts attack."

"You are having a heart attack. Affirmative affirmation. It is as if..."

"My hearts are broken," the Doctor gasped and K9 floated upward, further
from the Doctor. As the Doctor's body began to glow, K9 watched from the
ceiling.

The Doctor yelled and the yell sound changed. The 11th Doctor, Matt Smith,
sat up. "Oh, no, no, no, these clothes just won't do! Will they?"

"Not this one. Stupidest one yet."  K9 stated.

"Must change."  He tried to stand up but the tiredness and ache from his
hearts break was still too much, even with a degeneration. "Must change."

"You just have, Master."

"Master?" In the Doctor's eye, he felt something. Something
laughing. Someone laughing. It seemed like many people and two of them were
decrepit. "The Master, could only be..."


The Doctor thought back:

The Master takes out another gun, this one with a long nozzle and a tubular
head on the end. He looks from the alcove and saw Jeremy, Jesse and the
Doctor.

As hundreds of Daleks in line descend toward Cybermen and humans alike, the
Master fires this new gun. It sets out a yellow haze for a few seconds and
engulfs the trio. The Doctor shakes his head but doesn't notice. Jesse
says, "Doctor, I feel funny..."

"Me, too," Jeremy said. "Can we get out of here?"

The three of them fell. Fast asleep. The Daleks fire at them but their
blasts hit a barrier that stops the energy. The Cybermen were firing at the
Daleks mostly but tried to fire blasts as the sleeping trio as well but
gave up as the invisible field stopped their energy blasts as well. They
kept firing at the Daleks. Concentrating on one Dalek gave them success but
the other Daleks in the sky blasted all the Cybermen below. "Go back to
your petty killing elsewhere," the Master smiled, "You can't penetrate my
hard shell."

The Daleks' eyestalks moved at him. One screeched, "Time Lord known as the
Master. Enemy number two."

"Number two? Now, you have stepped in it," the Master laughed, "I mean not
to interfere with you petty nonsense here. Do what you want to with this
planet..."  Without a word, the Daleks zipped off, defeated.  "No words
from them means they have acknowledged defeat or...are planning something
else..."


The 11th Doctor stood up from the ground. "Changed again?"

The Master chuckled, "Oh, the retarded one."

"I am not retarded, thank you very much, just seeking bow ties and fezzes!"

"Contradictions already," the Master said.

"You did this!"  The Doctor pointed to this prone lovers.  "I shall get you
for this, cowardly eater of the droppings of goats, I shall crack your
skull for this! I...I...I shall pursue you to the ends of time, the ends of
the known universes, parallel universes and alternate..."

"By the way, your side Doctors from alternate and parallel universes seem
to be over. The process seems to be back on track."

"So you caused this? Did you?"  The 11th Doctor pointed, "Me
degenerating..."

"Yes, imbecile, I've already admitted that at least twice," he smiled,
"See, retarded."

"You've slain my two lovers and I shall..."

"Doctor, take a look," the Master nodded, turning off the gun's
effects. "Darbodia, Doctor."

"Darbodia, dream I had when I was my 8th self. Dream?"  The 11th Doctor saw
Jesse shaking his head as well as shaking Jeremy with his hands, "Jeremy,
wake up."

"They're..."  the Doctor smiled and looked at the Master, "They're
alive!!!?"  He ran at the Master and hugged him. The Master, totally caught
off guard again, was wide eyed as the Doctor hugged him tightly.

"How undignified! Doctor!"  The Master gasped, gun devices behind the
Doctor's back as his arms, at first hung loosely but then he decided, "What
the hell?"  and hugged the Doctor back.

The 11th Doctor broke the hug, then used both hands to karate chop the
Master's wrists, "HAI!!!!"  the dream gun fell to the ground, the nozzle
broken. The other gun, the ray gun, fell, as well. "Not so retarded, then!"

The Master was again surprised, "Will you never be grateful!?"

The Doctor turned to Jesse and Jeremy, who finally stood up. Jeremy asked,
"We...fell asleep in the middle of a Cyberman-Dalek war?"

The Doctor clasped his hands, "His fault entirely. But I've disarmed him."
The Doctor smiled, and waved his arms around foppishly.

"Is that the retarded one?"  Jesse whispered in Jeremy's ear.

"I'm so entirely glad to see you both," the Doctor ran to them and gripped
them, in one arm each. He hugged them tightly and pulled them to him in a
circle. He kissed their mouths at the same time, "MMMMMMMMM!"

The Master examined his destroyed "toys" and stood up from the ground
afterward.

"He made me think..."

The youthful Master smirked, "Well, if I made you think then my job here's
well and truly done..."

"...made me dream... you were both dead."  The Doctor finally broke the
kiss. "Glad you are not!"

"Undignified," the Master said, "Still...wish I had that."

"So, it's over?"  Jesse asked.

"Not quite..."  the Master pulled the Tissue Compressor Eliminator, "I
still have this!"

The Doctor was wide eyed now, "You sure have a love of weapons, where'd you
pull that one out of?"

"You don't want to know."

The Doctor put his arms out protectively, over his two friends on either
side of him.  "This is between us, leave them out of this."

"You were the one that brought them here!"

Hordes of landed Daleks came down the streets from both sides and the
Doctor realized that the Master was pointing the TCE at them. "Scatter!
RUN! Separate!"  The Doctor pushed his friends to either side.

Jesse ran to an alcove. Jeremy ran to the TARDIS which was on the far
side. Daleks, on the ground, were on the other side. He kept moving around
it to avoid them but finally he was able to open the door and get
inside. Jesse saw that from is alcove. One Dalek saw him close the door and
blasted at the door. On the interior door, Jeremy leaned and sighed relief.

"I just got them back, I'm not going to...."  The Doctor ran to the end of
a walkway, which had a railing on it, and jumped over it, found himself
falling a long way down and hit his head.  The Master ran to the edge of
the walkway.

Looking down at the prone Doctor, the Master nodded, "Retarded one."  He
frowned. The Doctor's degeneration was already ending.  The Master
examined, "They seem to be speeding up with each successive one."  He
turned, shrank some Daleks and turned back to time it. "Already too late to
time it. Damned salt and pepper shakers. Distracting me from my scientific
method."

The 10th Doctor, David Tennant jumped up onto his feet, landed, and jumped
again. He ran up to the TARDIS, skipping every third step on the cement. He
took off the jacket. As he did so, more and more Daleks came past the
alcove where Jesse hid, almost exposed. The Master smiled and chuckled.

"Doctor!"  Jeremy gasped.

"No time! If I'm to save Jesse," the Doctor tossed his green smoking jacket
down and took another one off the clothes stand. This was a long, billowing
tan jacket, an overcoat. He ran out again and slammed the doors shut.

Jeremy looked stunned. He also did not know what to do. He couldn't fight
Daleks without a weapon of some kind. And the Master was out there. "K9?"

"Hello, young master."

Jesse came out of his alcove and on one end of the street, he saw Cybermen
pointing up at Daleks in the sky but Daleks on the ground were coming at
the Cybermen, too. He tried to sneak his way down another street. More
Daleks came gliding from that way.  Jesse turned to the third and fourth
way and Daleks were blocking the roads in both directions. He was cut off
not only from the TARDIS but from any possible exit.

The Doctor ran up behind a row of Daleks. Jesse saw him, having opened one
eye when the inevitable blast didn't smack him in his chest, "Doctor, get
out of here!"

The Doctor smiled, pushed two Daleks aside and started to come over to
Jesse, "They can't fire."  More Daleks came from the sky and he pointed a
metallic tube at them.


"EXTERMIN....VERMIN STOPPED OUR GUNS."

"They're not much without their guns. Oh, they can still hurt you
...plungers, sheer bulk...massive bubble attack, that sort of thing," the
10th Doctor ranted on and on. As he did he stopped more and more Daleks. He
moved two aside but could see more coming behind and to the side of
Jesse. He pointed at them.

Guns unable to work, they raised plungers at Jesse. Jesse ran but behind
him the Master came. Jesse ran but a string of Cybermen came up in front of
him. "Delete!"  They raised their arms at him but he ducked and noticed
they were pointing at the sky. They shot at Daleks. The Doctor noticed
Jesse was too far from him now.

"Out of range, Jesse!"  He ran at the boy and saw the Master behind Jesse
with Daleks all around and Cybermen converging.

In the confusion of this last battle, the Master sneaks up behind Jesse
with the TCE and his intent this time was clear: to kill him; the Doctor
saw this while stopping the guns of nearby Daleks, who were engaging
Cybermen. The Doctor ran at Jesse, who was smiling from ear to ear, unaware
of the Master behind him. The Doctor looked at the Master from his run,
"Master, don't! No! NO! NO! Please don't!"  As he pleaded, the noticed the
Master gaining more impassiveness and yet passion in doing what he was
about to do. As he ran, waving his Dalek gun stopper tube about, firing, he
decided to take another tact and looked right at the Master's eyes, " Don't
you dare! DON'T. YOU. DARE!!!!"

The Master stopped running and having been caught in the Doctor's gaze,
backed off. He gulped as the Doctor embraced Jesse and Jesse hugged the
Doctor right in the center of Daleks engaging Cybermen and knocking them
over. The Doctor used his tube, behind Jesse's back to deactivate more
Dalek guns. Jesse hugged him and shut his eyes.

"THANKS!"

"We have to go. This gun, which works only on these types of Daleks...has
its limits."

"GUNS INACTIVE. UNLOCK AND LOAD PLUNGERS!"

"Jesse, love to hug ya..."

"But..."

"Time to run!"

The Doctor and Jesse ran, the Doctor with his overcoat tails flying, passed
plungers that waved to suck them in.

"No one's ever tried to suck me off to death like this!"  Jesse joked.

"Good ole, Jesse, still making the jokes!"  The Doctor ran to the doors and
fumbled with the keys as Daleks came at them.

Jesse was at his back, hands on shoulders, "Doctor, please hurry!"

Jesse could feel the wave of a plunger at his back just as he and the
Doctor fell into the doors, which opened INWARD. The Doctor moved Jesse
aside and slammed the doors shut. He ran to the console, jacket waving
behind him.

"Time to have some time adventures...or is that adventure to have some
adventure times, no, no, that doesn't make sense...does it? Glad to have
you both on board, Captain Jack would be jealous..."

"This one never shuts up, does he?"  Jeremy asked Jesse.

"Nope."

"Here's to some new adventures!"

He turns the wheel on the console and everyone goes flying as the TARDIS
dips...into...


A BLUE VORTEX amid the closing credits...purple, red, green, orange,
yellow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igsi7WO4aNE

"Doctor, you're forgetting about Damon!"

"No, I'm not, I'm a stupid, thickety thick Doctor from the planet of
Thickness otherwise sometimes erroneously called Galfrey and no, that's not
a typo! A planet called Diamond --Koh I Noor!--he said ---whoa sounding a
bit too much like a bloody Sontaran!... a planet called Diamond or was it
called Jewel and Skaro was called Diamond? Anyways it WAS drifting free in
space, that's where this stupid one is from, me, that's stupid. Stupid, as
stupid as telling the people an injection can cure them of the Gyros given
disease and then forgetting to give them the injection. Stupid, that's me!
Like I came from a planet called Jewel, stupid that's me!"


"No, that was the last one," Jesse shut his eyes, "I mean the one after
you, I mean the retarded one was the one who wanted bow ties and fezzes,
dumb ass, thought he was cool."

"He was NOT cool!"

"Watch it, guys, that's me you are talking about. That said...wellllll he
lies a lot..."  the Doctor noticed their reactions, "Wellll, he WAS the
retarded one."  The Doctor smiled. His two lovers smiled back at him and
each other.  "So off to find Damon who IS cool, and we're off to seek
Gallifrey --they who walk in shadows, then!!!!"  He turned the wheel and
the TARDIS shook again. Jeremy and Jesse held onto each other. The floor
slanted and both of them bumped into the Doctor...

"Oh and Merry Christmas to all of you at home, too!"

"Sad shows on Christmas day! A British tradition!"

Doctor: "Next stop, Gallifrey!"

"I wouldn't count on it," Jesse frowned.


STING into David Tennant's 4th season end theme...

The end credits resume:

The Doctors
David Tennant
Rowan Atkinson
Matthew Smith

Jeremy

Jesse

Voice of K9
John Leeson


The Master
Nicholas Hoult

Gordy Spangler
John Fiedler

Voice of Daleks
Roy Skeleton
Peter Hawkins
David Graham
Nick Briggs
Terry Molloy
David Gooderson
Royce Mills
Brian Miller
Michael Wisher
Oliver Gilbert
Peter Messaline


Cybermen
Harry Brooks
Reg Whitehead
Gregg Palmer
Keith Goodman
Sonnie Willis
Peter Greene
Jerry Holmes
Gordon Stothard
Hans Devries
Tony Hardwood
John Logan
Kenneth Seegar
Charles Pemberton
Richard Kerley
Ronald Lee
Michael Kilgariff
Pat Gorman
Ralph Carrigan
Charles Finch
Derek Chafer
Terence Denville
Richard King
Peter Thornton
John Spradbury
Charles Finch
David Banks
Mark Hardy
Christopher Robbie
Melville Jones
Brian Orrell
John Ainley

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