Date: Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:39:58 -0500 (EST) From: J Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY 113 113 PREVIOUSLY.... (accompanied by music from the recap of ALIENS OF LONDON during the first few moments of WORLD WAR THREE) "We're crash landing! Geronimo!!!!" "You wish," Jeremy smiled, "We're probably not even on Gallifrey." "We are," the Doctor opened the doors and lightning and thunder greeted them. "A warm Gallefrean welcome. Typical." "We do have to find and save Damon, if he's in trouble." Jeremy reminded him. "Circa ohhh, 4135," "DON'T WANDER OFF!" The Doctor took off, twirling Jeremy's arm by accident, making the tall boy spin, as the Doctor shot inside the TARDIS. He ran to a ticker tape machine and looked at it, "Need..." He watched as the ticker tape uncurled. It began to spit out paper. Outside, Jeremy and Jesse marveled at the TARDIS in the rock wall. Jesse elbowed Jeremy, "Hey, wanna?" "We ...should...wait...for him." "Oh, you don't have to wait for him to do everything he says, do you?" "No, we can...I guess it'll be okay. I mean this planet, Peladon, should be safe if he's been here some five or six times in the past, right?" "Him? Safe? Maybe not," Jesse said, "But we'll be careful." "Okay, we'll both be careful," Jeremy smiled and put his arm out. The Doctor stood to his full height and smiled, "Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge Stewart. How nice to see you again." "It is you, isn't it?" "Of course," the Doctor smiled and touched the sides of his leather jacket. "Brigadier, exactly why have you contacted me, then?" "I'm on Long Island, Doctor, in New York." "Really? That was my most recent home." "We need you here. Things are escalating. Several mysterious items have come to my attention...mysteries of your type..." the image was so bad now, the Doctor could hardly see him. The Brig kept talking but not every word could be heard. "The world..." "Oh do shut up, K9. Let's go this way," the Doctor pointed one way and went another. Jesse and Jeremy walked in a dark tunnel. "Maybe..." Jesse started to say, "This wasn't the best idea of our's..." They move past a part of the tunnel where there was some light but now it goes totally dark. FADE OUT, FADE IN to ... "Good point but let's keep pushing on...I think..." as he moved ahead, looking at the walls, he didn't see the ground give way under him. He and Jesse plunged straight down....they both screamed... "OAFFFF!" "OWWWW!" "What the...we're still alive!" Jesse gasped. "Well, are you sure?" Jeremy asked. "Well, of course I'm sure, nothing's ever sure," Jesse shouted. "You're beginning to sound like him," Jeremy smiled. "HIM? The Doctor!?" Jeremy had both hands down on what they landed on, "Jesse?" "Yeah?" "Keep your voice down," Jeremy's eyes betrayed his new found fear. "Why?" "What broke our fall..." Jeremy felt fur beneath himself. "I think we landed on something alive." "Alive? You mean? It's not a rug?" "No, it's not a rug. Rugs don't usually breath when they're, uhm, sleeping." Jeremy put a finger to his mouth to indicate silence. He nodded for them to move off. Jesse turned to find several more feet of fur. Some of the fur moved. A horn. Tiny. Jeremy looked back to see the long black snout and larger horn of the sleeping monster. "I...I think this might be..." "Jeremy," Jesse picked up a baby monster, "Aggedor. These are baby Aggedors." In his hands was a creature that looked like it had a bear's body. It has tusks, sharp claws on all arms and legs, and a single horn on the forehead. It also...smiled at Jesse. Jeremy noticed the same features on the sleeping adult. He turned, "Jesse, put the monster down..." "Ohh," Jesse flung it upward and caught it again, "Don't call it a monster. He's friendly and wants to play." "WEEEEE!" the baby said. "Did you hear that?" Jesse turned back and laughed and did it again. "WEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jeremy turned and carefully and easily inched off the body of the adult. "I don't believe this. It broke our fall. And you're playing with its children." "Children?" Jesse threw the baby up. Another came to his feet. More slept around him but awoke. The one at his feet tried to climb up his leg. "Hey, careful, those claws of your's hurt." Jeremy came to Jesse's side and whispered, "Are you crazy?" "WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He picked up the other one and threw it in one hand along with its brother. "I think this one is female," Jeremy looked down and picked one up. It smiled at him. "Jesse..." he stared at the one he picked up and smiled at it. "You're right though, they are fairly friendly and cute..." he touched the snout end with his pointer finger. "Beep." "You can't resist!" Jesse smiled. Jeremy shrugged, "Awww, what the hell," he said as he tossed this one up in a playful gesture. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" K9 flew over the Doctor as the Doctor moved through the tunnels. "Danger, Master. My sensors detect danger." The Doctor started to run down the cave, "Jeremy! Jesse!" "Advise caution, Master! Wait for me!" K9 threw a light on the tunnel floor so the Doctor could move faster. He almost fell off the side of the cliff edge and would have if K9 didn't float in front of him and allowed him to push off K9's body. K9 used his energy to offset the weight of the Doctor. The Doctor moved back from the edge. "How undignified. But thanks, boy!" "Affirmative," K9 retorted. "Cor, them being them, they probably piled right off here and they're probably at the bottom. K9 do you think you could...?" "Grab on, Master," K9 acknowledge the unspoken plan. Two hand holds emerged from the bottom of K9's sides. They were gray unlike his white-ish body. "Good dog!" The Doctor smiled as he reached up and grabbed on and gently let his feet go off the cliff. Outstretched arms, the Doctor watched upward as K9 began to lower himself and the Doctor along the pit walls. The Doctor looked down and then up, and slowly said "Geron...nimo?" And then, "Cor, blimey, this was a long drop for them to..." "Young masters alive, Master. Detect life signs. Human and non human." "Oh dear," the Doctor said, "Then they're up to their necks in danger, again." "WEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEE ! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Jeremy laughed, "Wow, this IS fun." "Like having children, aye?" They paused. Jeremy looked at Jesse. They both said, "NAW," at the same time. The Doctor flew down to them, "Look, K9, it's a pit...of monsters..." "K9!" Jesse looked up. The Doctor let go of K9 and landed, "They're having a carnival down here." "It's a carnival of monsters down here." "Where have I heard that before," the Doctor commented, "What's all this then?" "A nest of monsters. We think...it's Aggedor," Jeremy told him. The Doctor stooped to the small ones, one of which came from Jesse's chest to land on his own and hold arms around his neck. "They are, they are. Someone's been breeding them." "I thought there were no more Aggedors," Jeremy said. The Doctor stared at him. "Well, I read the TARDIS wiki," Jeremy smiled, "All the time. Brushing up cause you never know when you're going to remeet some of your old enemies." "Ahh, but these weren't...enemies that is. They were friendly ...at least to me, a Time Lord. AND someone was always trying to use them, poor mutts, cor, they're not mutts, pure breds really," he examined the baby at his chest which held arms around his neck and claws behind clasped so it would not fall. He used the screwdriver to examine it and his eyes. It kissed him. "It...It just kissed me." "Wanted to do the same," Jesse commented. He shrugged his shoulders, two baby Aggedors squatting on each. One licked his ear. The other kissed his cheek. One had jumped up, reached K9 and straddled his body now. K9 said, "How undignified." "There were no more Aggedors, somehow, someone's brought mommy dearest there from the future, there's artron energy all over her..." The mother picked up her head and looked at them. Jesse and Jeremy jumped back but the Doctor stood over, his knee bent as he looked, "She's in hibernation mode, something they haven't done for...oh millions of years...a newborn Aggedor hasn't been for a very, very, oh a very long time," he stood up, "So she's not dangerous and doesn't see us as a danger to her children. They have a grand sense of smell, a wicked sense. She probably smelled me all over you two..." Jesse shrugged, "And I thought it was just cause me own smell was so grand..." "They know me from old. And perhaps even another Time Lord..." the Doctor turned his head and looked around, "...and I'm sure there's a dad around here, too somewhere." He removed the baby from his neck gently and took the two off Jesse's shoulders, "We should go. And go now." "Why? I thought they weren't dangerous," Jeremy whispered. The Doctor tilted his head, "Nnnnn, dad could be if he sees us this close to the female AND his babies. He's very protective from what I remember," the Doctor pulled one off Jeremy's back and front and put them down. "Tread carefully," the Doctor whispered and sounded like Tom Baker. "Do as I do." He added, "Go as fast as possible so they don't follow us." K9 flew close to the ground and turned his body so the baby rolled off. The baby rolled, "Wee, wee, weeeeeeeeeeeee!" They walked away from the nest and the babies tried to follow but gave up as the trio lost them. "I want to try to find the throne room..." the Doctor ducked through a smaller opening. Jesse shrugged and followed him. Jeremy and K9 followed them both. "A body!" Jesse gasped. They stooped to examine the body. The Doctor looked, "He's...a Time Lord...and he's...dead." "Do you know him?" "It's hard to tell. There's not much left to him." "Why didn't he regenerate?" "Someone or some thing's ripped out both his hearts." "What? Where?" "You've been crouching and standing on what remains of them." "EWL!" Jesse stood up. Jeremy was behind them, "Did...do you think dad did this?" "It's possible but something about the marks doesn't look exactly right." Jeremy looked at the Doctor who shone the light around, "What's that supposed to mean? Exactly?" "It looks like an Aggedor could have done this but it's too precise an Aggedor attack as if..." "A frame up?" Jesse chimed in, having given up trying to wipe his sneakers off on the ground. "Ahh, let's go this way," the Doctor pointed. "I have an impeccable sense of direction." "Yeah, we know," they both said at the same time. They moved through a larger circular opening of rock...Aggedor, the hairy monster biped with a horn, roars at the Doctor, Jesse, and Jeremy. The Doctor held up his hand, "NO! K9, DON'T SHOOT! Cease and desist! I don't want to scare it!" "Scare it?" Jesse gasped, crouching behind the Doctor, and holding his shoulder. The Doctor holds the sonic screwdriver out which has a light and mirror spinning on top, while singing, to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, "Haroon...Haroon, translated means close your eyes, my darling, well three of them at least." "Doctor it's not working!" Jesse gasps. Jeremy is going under though, his eyes flittering. He turned to Jeremy, "Don't you think it's not working?" The Doctor looks at the screwdriver and his eyes almost go cross eyed, "That's not supposed to happen!" "Jesse, run!" The beast swipes the sonic screwdriver from his hand and the Doctor stares at it but runs, following Jesse and Jeremy! Aggedor runs at them, claws swiping, roaring! The roar continues into the... sting into the full opening theme of new Doctor Who season one... STING into the 9th Doctor opening theme.... TARDIS twirls down a blue and white and red corridor. The ribs of it pass along, many holes passing. It emerges out of a blue corridor and spins to face a red hole and stops. It then starts down the red corridor again and we see... Chris Eccleston... More vortex... Jeremy Sumpter... More vortex... Jesse McCartney... A sideways diamond elongated with the name DOCTOR WHO...two boy shapes...Jesse and Jeremy in titles....more TARDIS spinning, one time over top...and ending by emerging into space... "HAI!" The Doctor karate chopped the monster's neck, keeping his right hand low to avoid razor sharp maw. With his other hand, he rounded the monster's back and yelled, "HIGH KEY-BA!!!!!" He brought up his knee to the monster's stomach and jumped back after making contact. "When I say run..." he noticed the boys gone. "RUN!" He ran through another small gap in the rocks. The trio emerged at a huge set of stone stairs, ancient, dark, dripping. Wet. "Nice place you brought us too, Doc." Jesse snarled. "My dear Jesse, no sense blaming me," the Doctor said. "Nice dad those things have," Jeremy added. As he lead the way up the steps, moving past them, the Doctor puzzled it out, "I don't think that we their dad." "Whadyamean?" "It was highly aggressive. I'm not even sure that thing was an Aggedor." Jeremy followed close behind, "The babies were." "Yes, they were definitely and the adult one you two landed on. Nice way to break your fall, by the way." "Thank you," Jesse chimed in from further behind. "Someone's breeding those things...hey lookie lookie, I got me a hookie," the Doctor found a huge steel door, blue and foreboding. "It doesn't look like you should open it," Jesse nodded, leaning onto Jeremy's side and backside at the same time. And getting a squeeze in while he was at it. Jeremy jumped slightly, "We have to. We have to find out what killed that Time Lord and where we are exactly." "Sonic screwdriver or K9?" Jesse asked. "Neither. Me sexy fingers," the Doctor opened the latch and the door and bid them to enter his hands waving, "After you, my boys..." "Uhh, no, after you, Doctor," Jesse hesitated. "I insist," The Doctor said, wary. "No, no, you opened it, you should be first inside," Jesse nodded. "Wish you said that last night," the Doctor winked and wiggled his ears. "Oh for Rassalon's sakes!" Jeremy moved inside. He found himself in a huge white room, pink curtains on the walls, a large shield. Tiled floor. It was all very modern and light and well lit. "They've redecorated," the Doctor looked around. Jesse frowned, "Lemme guess, you don't like it?" "Oi contrare, mi ole but fine China," The Doctor faked a cockney accent, "Me love it, Dutchess." "Who the hell are you three?" The curly haired boy turned and had his eyes shut. THE QUADRUPLE TWIN PELADON DILEMMA By Innout "Oh very nice. I'm the Doctor, on this planet I'm THE VIP...very important person..." "Well, I'm sure he didn't think it meant Val Irons Protection..." Jesse cut in. The Doctor eyed him mischievously, "...and this is my plus two...Jesse, there," he waved, making noises in the air, and pointed, "...and Jeremy, there." The boy wore only green boots up to his ankles and a white belt low on his very wide hips. He had on a blue belt and from it hung a small cloth and on the other side also. He was almost totally naked. He wasn't fat but thick with muscle. His back was muscular, too, for before he turned to them, they saw his back as he stood on the pinball machine playing pinball. He had curly hair, thick and over the ears, almost Leif Garrett thick but very dark brown, mistaken for black at times. His skin was pale white but tinted somewhat green. They all squinted for a few seconds to see him clearly. His arms were muscled and his legs were thick. He seemed younger than Jesse and Jeremy. When he turned around and Jesse saw his muscled stomach, inset navel with an outtie at the center but deep set so as to be called an innie, his toned chest and thick pointy nipples, Jesse said, "Cor Blimey." The boy had his eyes shut, "That term was once used by your people..." "I'd be honored to call the British my people...but frankly they're not really..." "I meant...humans." The boy said it flat and in such a way as to chill their bones. "Oh." "Meant to express wonder or surprise..." "Or sexual satisfaction..." Jesse said. They all saw the boy's slightly pale white-green tinted face go red. He blushed and then tried to hide a smile. "Jesse..." "It's all right. It's just I've never..." "Have to fix that right off," Jesse said, "I mean get you right off..." "It used to mean," the boy cleared his throat. "Blind me. Blimey disguises the blasphemous nature of the oath." "Doctor, he's blind, isn't he?" Jesse whispered in the Doctor's ear. "Jes, don't be rude," Jeremy said. "It's all right," the boy said, "My name is Omm." "How come he sounds like he's from the Deep South?" Jesse asked. The Doctor sounded offended, "Lots of planets have a Deep South." "Uhm, Omm," the Doctor started to say and Jeremy drew up behind him to slap him playfully for making such a remark. The Doctor turned to look at him and smiled. Jeremy smiled back, shook his head and pointed at the Doctor. "You both have wonderful smiles." Jesse came up close to the boy, "Omm, uhm, how...?" "I have other means...may I?" He drew near the Doctor. "Oh sure," the Doctor stood proudly, putting his nose slightly in the air and his chest out, drawing in breath. The boy touched his face. "Such a noble brow. A sturdy nose....you...have had many faces," the boy touched his cheeks and his mouth, "Many strong mouths..." Jesse whispered to Jeremy, "Have to be to keep those lips moving and talking all the fucking time." "I heard that." "How?" Omm said, "Many, many faces. Two hearts. But one mind. Always one mind." The Doctor took Omm's hand, "May I?" "Yes." The Doctor said, "Sensory neurons in the tips of your fingers and all over your entire body, I imagine..." "I'd like to check those out," Jesse put in. Everyone looked at him, even Omm, who turned. Jesse looked down for a few seconds and then up at Omm, "Just sayin' that's all. Like to see the rest of ya." "My parents were important officials here once. They've left to go on another of their peace missions, to Sorsa, I think. Always feudin' with the bloody Thargons as my mother would say." "Your mom, she was named Erimem, was she not?" "She was not." Omm said, "In fact, though, I think both my mother and my father knew you, Doctor. They left me here with my friends, the kings." "Kings?" The Doctor asked. "Yes, they're twins. I believe their mother's name was Erimem. Or their grandmother. I am not clear on that, however." "Your parents, were they called..." Suddenly doors opened from the inner chambers and two tall, lean muscle boys with long black hair and almost totally naked came in. Spears from these two Peladonian bodyguards, both exactly alike, point at the Doctor's chest. "Doctor!" Jeremy gasped. The two bodyguards are tall, lean muscle boys with long black hair and are almost totally naked. "Your Highnesses I insist," the one on the left said, "To run him through now." "And I insist," the one on the right said, "That you both remain in your bedchambers." "With each other?" Jesse asked. "Shut it, Jesse," the Doctor said. Two twin boys came in, each about 17 years old. They had cute faces, hair that defied color description, in some light their hair looked blond, in other light their hair looked light brown and in other light, it looked almost golden. Their hair was cut straight flat like a bowl hair cut. It was longer now though. Their eyebrows remained solidly dark brown though. The twin on the right wore a green thong (with sparkly gold stars on it! All pointing the way toward his dick) and green knee high boots and green straps holding up their thong. The twin on the left wore a sort of reddish brown tinted thong with points on it pointing at his dick also. He had on red knee high boots. "Oh, I like this planet!" Jesse snapped happily. "I said shut it, Jesse!" "But everyone dresses so gay. I just love it." "Doctor!?" the twins said. The Doctor pointed at the one in the green thong, "Remus!" The he pointed at the one in the red thong, "Romulus!" He laughed and turned to Jeremy, who shrugged. "Got it in one! Slyvester McCoy twins!" "That's not our last name." "What's a last name between traveling companions. It's been a long, long time!" "You took the long way home for us," Remus smiled. "What are you two doing here? No, let me guess. You felt your dad didn't like you both so you took off through time and space after having adventures with me and what was that annoying girl's name...Peri, yes, that's it, Peri Brown for short and she was." He turned to Jeremy, who flinched. Jesse sighed and crossed his arms. "We're either on Peladon or Gallifrey, time scooped here by the Master, that ham fisted bungler. Smart as a whip though he is, mad as a hatter though, he is. SOOO, you're taking the place of the real two twins who have gone out to look for their mother and father who left when they found out they were on Gallifrey...and they couldn't have babies or twins so they went out and found that tribe of men out there who could have babies and they came out with twins who grew up to be the two twins you've taken the place of...am I making myself clear?" "Not at all," Jeremy said. "I got it." Jesse leaned against the pinball machine. "Let me make it chronologically clear. Erimem married a gay man. The man couldn't give her babies. So when this part of Peladon was whisked away to Gallifrey, where we now are...I'll have to get it all back in place again...she went out to find someone who could give her a baby. Found that tribe...had a baby or two, twins in fact, but she got them back here to grow up but she herself never came back...something happened to her and the twin boys, now grown up, left to find her and..." "Let me kill him, your highnesses..." the bodyguard stud on the left said. The Doctor grabs that bodyguard's spear and raises his knee and breaks it in half, "I'm talking here! So just shut it!" He points at the young looking bodyguard, who threw his well rounded chest at the Doctor. "Call off," Romulus yelled, "Call off!" "Call off? Is that some new saying?" Jeremy asked, moving to Rom. "No, that's his name, Call." "And he's Cal?" Jesse pointed to the other one. "Call is my bodyguard," Rom said. Jeremy smiled, "Can you, ahhh," call Call off the Doctor, please, or I'm gonna have to meet his face with my fist, just saying. Oh, and if I had something so precious to guard..." Rom asked, "What?" "Your body, dude, that's what. It's way fit," Jeremy added. Call looked, "Your majesty, let me duel the one they call the Doctor to the death, please!" Call looked only at the Doctor's eyes. "Outlawed dueling in 1828 you know!" The Doctor smiled. "I'd rather duel like this." He grabbed Call's back and pulled him to himself and kissed him deeply on the mouth. And for a long time, everyone watched except Omm, who felt the heat coming off. Jesse looked at Omm, and knew he was getting hot. He moved to the boy and touched his back, felt sweat there. "mmmmmmm." When they broke minutes later, Call looked up at the Doctor. "I...I do not wish..." "To what?" The Doctor asked. "To duel...with swords." Jesse whispered to Omm's ear, "Just man swords." Omm giggled. "You Slyvest twins are not supposed to be here." "You wemember us?" "Jesse, Jeremy...these are the Slyvest twins..." "Wemus..." "Womulus..." Jesse smiled, "How cute. They lisp." "We don't." "Just like Jeremy." "Jeremy doesn't lisp." The Doctor said, "I taught him how not to." "Doctor," Jeremy turned red, "Too much information." "Ahhwahh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. I used to lisp myself. If this degeneration continues you'll see the white haired me, he's one of the ones that used to lisp. You missed another one while I was in the desert... nothing to be ashamed about. Now," the Doctor pointed at the younger twins, "...pretending to be the kings of Peladon, that's another thing all together and almost in the all together..." "Not so wow-ud, Doctor. There are wactions..." Rom corrected himself shaking his head and closing his eyes at his mistake, "Factions..." "Don't give us away or they'll kill us all." "Oh, I won't," the Doctor turned to Jesse and Jeremy, "We won't." "Scout's honor," Jeremy made the sign of the Boy Scouts. "Witches' honor," Jesse made the BEWITCHED sign over his nose, "NO!" He knew they probably still believed in witches. "We don't beliweave in witches," Rem said. "Oh, ahh, then---by the Force's honor," Jesse said and made some STAR WARS sign. "You should, they exist," the Doctor said, "But that's another bunch of stories...anyway, this one?" "I am Cal," Cal said. "Call and Cal, just great for calling to you, Cal, and caling to you, Call." The Doctor smiled and patted backs. "Can we talk somewhere else?" "Our bed chambers," Rom said. He put his arm out to Jeremy, "You will cum as well." "Soon, I hope," Jeremy said and entered the arm's length, "So you traveled with the Doctor and Peri, aye?" The Doctor, Rom, Rem, Cal, Call, and Jeremy went through another door. Jesse told the Doctor, "I'm going to stay here and keep Omm cOMMompany." "That's a terrible joke," the Doctor said, "Imagine you telling that joke many times a day and it really gets old that very first time." Jesse nudged Jeremy, "You know I was just kiddin?" "Sure, yeah," Jeremy gulped, "Just a sore spot sometimes." "I didn't know--even after all this time wid you. Really, I don't think you lisp." "Jesse..." "Well, you do. But I think it's fucking way hot, cute, and super super sexy." He nudged his nose to Jeremy's and Jeremy shut his eyes and kissed Jesse's mouth. "I'd better see to them so he doesn't get his new found friends there, Cal and Call, to run em through." The Doctor broke into the faces with his own face and smiled, "Can we get to the explanations to my former companions, you know the two REALLY HOT blondes over...there," he pointed and laughed. Jeremy shook his head and moved to the younger twins. The Doctor half smiled at Jesse. "You're really edgy in this body." Pause. "I like that." "You're a bad boy." "Yeahhh, I'm a bad boy." Jesse winked and wrinkled up his mouth and made a sound to him. He pointed to him, "See ya later. And don't go disappearin' on us." "I'll keep an eye on him," Jeremy smiled, "And another on Rem and something else on Rom." He waved and followed the others. This left Jesse with Omm. Jesse looked at the pinball machine for the first time. He saw what looked like a tall man with white hair and a cloak in the middle of the images on the flat upper part. To his side, was a younger man with blond hair and a yellow cricketer's outfit and a hat; and to the other side of the Third Doctor, whom he recognized, was the 7th Doctor, a shorter man with a paisley jacket on and a hat, also. He noticed to the corner of the machine was a blond woman he knew as Jo Grant, wearing some kind of a pinkish gown. On the machine itself were hazards that the green ball could get stuck on: a falling Aggedor statue, a light fired by Arcturus; a reaching Peladon warrior wrestler named Grun; and one that made Jesse instantly hard: a penis shaped Alpha Centuari bouncing up and down as if it were a dick getting hard and elongated and then bouncing down again. There were also Ice Warriors Ssorg and Izlyr using blast guns on the ball, Axaxyr firing at them in crossfire. The trick was to hit the ball between the throne room doors before they shut and before rebel Peladon gladiator guard types (which also got Jesse quite hard and wet for they wore almost topless outfits and leather straps!) could block your shot. "Whenever your balls hit Alpha Centauri, he/she/it pops up..." Jesse watched Omm play. "You sure play a mean pinball." Jesse watched, and started to feel awkward that the boy didn't speak much. Maybe it was that he was sheltered. He tried to strike up more conversation, "The...uhm, the reptile guys are most impressive..." "I am half reptile...on my mother's side." The boy opened his eyes and revealed reptilian pupils, sideways from what humans had and yellow. Jesse was startled and drew back from the pinball machine. He caught himself and swallowed. Jesse giggled slightly, "You look like one of the Visitors." "Shocked?" "Only at first, cause I wasn't expectin that. But I've seen different alien life forms before. But you..." "What about me??" Jesse put him at ease, "You're so ...so exotic..." "My skin is lightly tinted green or so I'm told...I can do photosynthesis. My parents, one was what human beings call an Ice Warrior and one was human." "You mean you...your mother was a female Ice Warrior?" "Well, she could hardly be me mother if she were not a female." "I'm sorry. I just never thought of Ice Warriors as having females. I just thought they laid eggs or each other." "That's silly." "I know, I'm that way, silly. Silly old me. Wanna fuck?" "No, I was joking. I am half reptile on my father's side." "Did you hear me? Wanna fuck?" "Most gratuitously." For the first time since Omm spoke, Jesse noticed his tongue. "C'mere," he said and pulled the thick boy to him. He put his mouth over the boy's mouth and felt inside his mouth with his tongue. He took it out, "You have a forked tongue." "Native Americans on your planet would not like that." "I'm not Native Merican." Jesse breathed out and put his mouth over the boy's mouth again. "Lots to do with that tongue of yours," he said as they broke one more time. "Do that again." "Gladly." Jesse eyeballed the innocent kid before him. He breathed out. Omm felt it. The heat coming off Jesse's body made an impression against Omm's delicate but tough skin. Jesse put his hands in the boy's hands and took his forefinger on each hand and outlined, slowly, the fingers on Omm's hands. Omm felt the pop star's finger line the outskirts of his pinkie, edge along and over the nail, and then line in between pinkie and fourth finger, middle finger and fourth finger, up and around middle finger and pointer finger, and thumb and outside thumb. Each slow move up and around and down made Omm tingle with those special feelings. As he did this, Jesse slid his body into the curvy boy body and moved Omm's back over the pin ball machine and figures of the different Doctors. When he was done lining the boy's hands, he moved his hands over the body's under arms and down and moved him that way all the while kissing him deeply. Then, Jesse removed one hand and put it between the boy's legs. He slowly slid it up and down under the meager coverings. The boy jumped a bit and his tongue lashed around Jesse's mouth who slid out with his lips and then back in. By putting his forearms under the boy's thick upper legs and heaving, Jesse lifted him up and put Omm's ass on the pinball machine. Omm laid back, bare boy back on cold glass, ass sticking up. Jesse took the small amount of clothing the boy wore, off his torso. He was looking at the puckered round red hole of virgin meat. He raised his own torso and took his pants down and kicked them over his sneakers and off. Omm reached up to him and bending, took Jesse's shirt off and threw it onto the bed. Jesse took two fingers--his forefinger and his middle finger --- on his right hand and placed them together and nodded in admiration at the mounds of hard muscle cheek on either side of Omm. The hole seemed waiting. He stuck both fingers in and kept them moving. `Gosh, you're fit. Tight, man, tight." "I couldn't see em' with my physical eyes but that didn't really seem to matter as I could actually see him in my mind's eye. Even before he touched me, he touched me. The golden sound issuing from his larynx, the gentle breath of his mouth emitting such fine smelling gases. He smelled like Christmas and pine or Christmas pine, the kind me mum used to spray about and explain about. His confidence oozed off him and paraded itself like a whirling blanket around him and didn't exclude those around him. For from this confidence tornado of slow, tentacles of beauty erupted and wrapped not only he but thee. He made me feel special. Made me feel as if I were some one. I loved how his fine lips coated mine, how his tongue merged with my own inside both his cavity and my own. The heat could be felt, I am sure, from planets away. The touch of his finger against the outline of my ...ohhhhh...my own, curving around my own hands, finger by finger, slowly. He took his time as each touch, each move brought waves of euphoria to my very cells. My hands vibrated with warmly goodness as he traced them. And when he was climaxed in that gesture, he made more. He moved his entire body to mine, his mouth to my own again, cupping my lips. I reciprocated and used my longer, forked tongue to go inside his own mouth and line his upper and lower oral crevice. His cheeks from within were as soft and as comforting as without. My back felt cold as the pinball machine rose up to it...no, he was gently moving my back to the cold glass, arching forward as I arched backward. I swallowed. My hands felt up his smile, a wide one. I touched upward and moved my hands over his eyes and to his hair and ran my fingers through is hair. Then, he removed one hand. Where was it? Where was it going? Before my skimpy coverings were totally removed by this angel of light, he took a hand and placed it beneath. Smooth and gentle to the touch, it palmed my member and made it fill. I have known this feeling before but not as such. Alight and feverish at the same time, it spread from there and made me feel good all over, especially in my chest. I breathed for the first time in my life and his hands were not yet clenched in a fist over and around my member. I grew over his fingers and then and only then did he enclose them to grip. A light grip of a calm, confident man. The fist moved up and down and at times, the fist uncurled itself to not be a fist any longer. The changes between fist and hand on either side of my penis as he twisted slowly and easily, not having such a tight grip at first, drove me to a heightened sense of self and of sexual self. My entire thick body felt as if it were moving up and down. I sensed his outline...the outline of his entire body. I guided my own hands across his mound of a bicep on either side and felt the veins on the top and slowly tipped my hands to the bulge on the bottom of each arm that is called a tricep. They felt amazing. As he touched my under arms and slid from there. I moved to his forearms but the caged Aggedor within the beauty that was called Jesse...for I felt for my own sake, he was caging his own inner Aggedor to ease me into the sex. He could be hard and cold and tight and hyper energetic during these acts, I knew it from just being so closed in by him...for being so close to his belly which touched my own, his chest which touched my own before he put me back to the machine." "His forearms were busy now, sliding under my bare legs and his upper arms, the top of which felt GREAT against my under legs, slid. The body sweat on both of us made that slide easy and sensual at the same time. Every pore there tingled with goodness and sweetness. He put his forearms under me and easily lifted me from there. My back now laid totally on the pinball machine. I looked up but of course saw nothing with eyes. I could hear him taking off his own clothing. He was expert at it and was done within seconds. Then, he gently but quickly took my own from me, and it felt...good. The cloth being gone, the exactness of being so totally bare making me feel so very alive, that seeing meant nothing to me now! I bent my back upward, doing a crunch...forgetting that his own sight would see my large abdominal curling mounds for his benefit. I didn't think about things but just grabbed the bottom of his shirt and my hands inadvertently or maybe advertently bumped into his flesh as I did so. I removed his shirt and took no notice of it as I flung it toward the area of the bed." "Jesse tried to put his hands thumbs first on my front waist and use the other fingers to encompass the back of my waist so that his fingers could meet. I could hear him giggle that he couldn't do that because of my thick waist...all muscle. Instead he took his thumbs and nudged them into my navel, pushing the outtie bit into the innie bit. I tingled from there. It spread out like some radius to a circle...which spiraled outward and spun as it cut into the rest of my body but in a good way. It was biting me but biting me in a good, sexy way. I felt alive and burning with sex and desire. I breathed in and out and out and in and in and out again. He was huffing, too." "I had no idea what he was going to do next but I jumped as first one finger entered my hole and then other followed quickly. He stuck them both in and eased them out and then in and didn't completely take them out this time." I heard his silk voice, "You okay?" "Yeah, don't stop. Do more!" "Okay," he laughed and his breath hit my belly. I shut my eyes and felt his fingers go in and hit a spot deep inside me. It set me off. I jerked upward, off my back. "Didn't mean..." "Don't fight it, fit it to you, go with the flow, man... and you DO have some flow... SHIT there! Well, don't really shit there, that'd be gross..." "You are making me so very happy, you hot Earth boy!" "No one's ever called me that before." "Certainly they've called you hot!" "Yeah but not hot Earth boy. It's so so so sexy! I love you!" "I love you, too, Jesse!" In the King's bed room, "How'd you get here from Earth?" "Mathematical block transfer computation." "Where'd you learn about that, from your dad?" "No. The Professor doesn't like us." "We annoy him." "The Professor? You mean the 7th Doctor?" "No, we only knew the 6th. We call our dad the Professor, cause he is." "We annoy mom, pretty much too. At least he admits it. She's never around much." "We annoy pretty much everyone...at least Earthlings. Omm seems to like us though." "Well here is one Earthling that is not annoyed by either one of you hotties." Jeremy smiled and they smiled back. "So block transfer...?" "It was on the TARDIS we learned about it. It was in a file that one of the Doctor's former friends, Adric..." "Yes, I have heard about him." "...he had a whole file in the data library and it the book library he had a diary about it, too." "We believe that he knew he might need it some day to get out of a tough spot..." Jeremy knew the answer to his next question, "Such as?" "His impending death." "We didn't have a death situation to leave. It helped us leave Earth." "Well, let's all not think about annoying parents but let's get to know one another..." Jeremy smiled at them. "You and the Doc never uhm..." "No, we were too young then." "And naïve." "And the Doc wasn't' exactly ..." "Fetching." "Fetching, that's it, he wasn't exactly fetching then." "I have a feeling I'm gonna soon find out all about that..." "Yes, well....while we're waiting for your real kings to return..." the Doctor said to Call and Cal, "There are Aggedor monsters trained to kill...or babies being bred..." Call took the Doctor's leather jacket by the arms and pulled it off behind him and threw it to the bed. "Wait, what're you doing?" Cal smiled and undid the Doctor's belt and pants and dropped them. "Ahhh, that..." Soon, they had the Doctor out of his clothes. Call and Cal were on either side of him. Both men regained their spears and used them against the Doctor's body vertically to match his warm skin with cold metal. "Ahhh! Ahhh! The spears're cold." On either side, Call and Cal, warmed the Doctor by rubbing his arms up and down with their hands, still not letting go of their spears. The mix of warm hands and cold steel made the Doctor heat up quickly. "I don't usually...I don't...ahhh, that's good, that is. Feels good. But we've got..." "Watch what my brother can do," Rem said to Jeremy as the trio moved to the bed. Rom removed all his clothing and toppled himself onto the bed and with knees down, ass up, and elbows down. "Just look at that!" Rom's ass hole was completely hairless and puckered. The hole was shut but as he tightened and let go, it opened fully. A perfect ring. Lines to either side. Mound of muscle just before dick below at least in the position he was in to show Jeremy. Jeremy's eyes widened. "Dudes, you know what that makes me wanna do?" Rem smiled and removed his thong and began to help Jeremy take his clothes off, too. It didn't take them long. Rem gasped, "Wow. You've huge!" "What're your names again?" "I'm Wemus." "N' me wid the incredible moving hole is Womulus." The Doctor laid both Call and Cal on the bed, nearer the headrest. He told them both to lay back and he began to lick out their navels, sucking their belly buttons on their tight flat stomachs which were heavily cut and abby. "Wait, I'm supposed to be the dominant Doctor, the wounded Doctor indeed. I take charge. You maybe warrior bodyguards but I've commanded savage rebels and fire needy cave men, commandeered whole time armies...YOU WILL OBEY ME!" He moved to their shoulders and pushed them up, "Get off the bed." "We obey." "Stand with your backs to me. MOVE! Move! Obey!" "We obey." On his knees, the Doctor pushed his dick into Cal who stood by the bedside side by side with Call. "I'm fucking him, does that upset you, Cal, does it?" "You are our commanding officer, Doctor, you do what is BEST! OWWW!" The Doctor moved his dick out of Cal and into Call and then out of Call and into Cal. He repeated this several times, jerking in and out of each young warrior butt hole, plucking and plunging, plucking and plunging. The warrior boys buckled a bit. "C'mon, wimp pussies! Stand your ground, sissy boys! Pretty boys! Are you gonna break? Scream much?" "We can it, Doctor! Bury your Time Lord grit into us!" "Naw, when you put it like that!" The Doctor stood up and moved them closer to each other so that one's shoulder was over the other's half front and he stood fucking them. In one and out, in the other and out, in the opposite. As he took his dick out, he dripped pre cum and cum and he wasn't sure when he would fire his entire load. To change it up, he sometimes stuck the same one twice, and then the other one twice and then once and then three times before swinging his Time Lord body to the other. Back and forth, back and forth.... Rem looked at Jeremy, "You go first." "Say, I've got a better idea, Wem..." Upset with his own mistake, Jeremy shut his eyes and did a double take, "Remus." Jeremy grabbed the wide eyed boy under the arms and lifted him up. Rem was surprised and shocked and it registered on his face but he was also excited by someone lifting him this way, "You go first and above...you brother seems able to handle quite a lot...watch this..." He put Rem down and shoved his fist into Rom's hole and twisted. Rom gasped with surprise. "Watcha doin back there! Whatever it is, keep it and me up! ARGGGHHH! YEAH! FIST MY ASS!" Jeremy took his fist out with a plucking sound and the asshole seemed to close up again, almost totally. It opened again like some sucking monster, like the maw of an octopus or something he once saw on Skaro. Jeremy took Rem up again and put him face first toward and over his brother. Rem said, "I get it now. I understand." "Shit yeah!" Rom said. "I get it, too!" Jeremy smiled, "No, butt, you're about to! Right in the old poop shooter and you're gonna love it to death!" >From behind and fucking, the Doctor noticed a streak of burgundy appear on the front to back of Call's head, "Yeah, Cal, I think your bro has just become a man before ye!" "NO!" Cal gasped, "That means I have to slay myself! Give me me spear!" "I'm giving you me spear! Right up your cute chute!" But when the two muscle warrior twins didn't laugh, the Doctor stopped and with his dick, popping out of Call gaped his mouth open, "Oh shit, you two mean it!?" The Doctor moved to and rose up against Cal's back and hugged him from behind. His front to bare vee and arched back. Cal leaned over. "No, that I shall not permit! I won't allow it! Not because of me...I had no idea that twins...had that rule and...AWWWWW FACK! I CAN'T KEEP IT IN!" The Doctor's dick splashed down all over Cal's bare muscled vee back. His dick head and the entire length of his dick spread down on the back and encompassed quite a lot of it. The splash went up Cal's neck and to his hair. Cal turned, a big smile on his face and his streaks now appearing, "No, Doc, even warriors can make a joke." "DON'T CALL ME DOC!" The Doctor raised his hand to slap Cal but he put it on hold and just gave him a friendly slap on the cheek and then kissed him. He looked at Call and nodded for him to move his head over, too and he kissed Call, too. "I sexed you until you streaked!" "We are NOT done, though, Doctor!" Call said, almost angry. Cal added, "NO, WE ARE NOT. It is our turn to take vengeance..." "WHA?" The Doctor looked at them. Rem was over Rom and Rom bent his ass upward a bit. Rem stuck his head against the lower back and upper hole ridge of his bro's ass hole. He moved it around, slickening the area up with pre cum. He shook his hot, thin and bony hips around and moved that shaft all over the outside of his brother's asshole and warmed it up, "Warmin it up for ya, Jeremy boy!" Then he took the head and maneuvered it so that the head stuck along the upper hole circumference and he bent and his brother moved, too. His dick met the hole and he stuck it in. At this time, Jeremy got behind Rem and onto the foot of the bed. He put his dickhead between Rem's lower shaft and the lower edge of Rom's hole. He stuck in and stuck out and moved his head all around, wetting pre cum all over the hole and onto Rem's dick shaft. Rem was slightly above Jeremy but Jeremy used his hands to hold Rem. He could feel his dick moving around and used the sensitivity there to find the bottom of the hole and stuck it in just under Rem's shaft. This effectively had both boys fucking the third one as he lay. As they both thrust hard for the first time, Rom almost convulsed so much that his upper body came up and launched backward, almost making both Rem and Jeremy fall back. Jeremy used one hand to catch the bed post of the massive pink laced master bed and Rem caught the other post on the other side and they pushed their victim back down and into place, plunging both dicks in at the same time. To Rem it felt terrific to have another boy's cock up against his and fitting into his brother's nearly tight hole. It was tight enough now that two dicks were vying for space inside it. Rem felt Jeremy's pre cum slash up against his lower glans and his thick veined shaft underneath and at times he felt it slip into the side between his brother's asshole side and his own shaft, threatening to move on top! "Oh so hot! OH SO HOT! FUCK!" "Yeah don't hold back. Fuck your bro harder! MAN!" For his part, Jeremy felt the reverse of what Rem felt. He had his cock up against the lower shaft of Rem. His upper shaft felt things it hadn't before. Soft flesh, hard cock, asshole ridge and at times, he slipped upward and felt the side hole cutting into his shaft, making it hard and soft at the same time. It grew even harder and his head poked at Rom's innards and Rem's shaft at the same time and at different times. Pre cum slickened him everywhere. He shut his eyes and threw his head back and moaned. He caught himself from falling by holding onto the bedpost. The moans and sexual triumphant cries of himself mixed with Rem, Rom, The Doctor, Cal, and Call, all others making the others hotter by their vocalizations. Each sexual moan of pain and/or victory spurred the others on to sperm more. Cal and Call had put their spears down but now they lifted their spears up again and in their grip. The Doctor put his hands out to wave them off. He was in no condition to fight either, dripping from dick slit as he was. "DON'T TALK!" Call grabbed the Doctor by the shoulders and spun him around, "NOW, IT IS TIME FOR US TO SPEAR AND PLUNGE...!" "NO!" One spear went under the Doctor's arm and headed the other way, the other directly opposite under the other arm. The Doctor was leaned to the front, his body almost suspended by the spears. Call held both spears as Cal got between him and the Doctor's back and Cal plunged into the Doctor...with his dick hard. Call gasped as he had to hold the Doctor up using the spears. The Doctor grabbed both spear shafts. His own shaft was hard again and dripping both cum and new pre cum. The Doctor: "OHHHHH?! OHHHHHH...THAT'S...." "AMAZING!" Rom yelled, "THAT FEELS SO FUCKING..." "AMAZING!" Omm yelled in the other room. "DON'T EVER STOP!" "Friad even I have to stop eventually!" Jesse gasped and felt Omm's body almost physically deflate from that comment so he quickly added, "BUT NOT YET! I am..." Doctor: "FUCK YOU UP..." Jeremy: "THE ASS! TAKE IT RIGHT ..." Doctor: UP THERE! Jesse: HOWSAT FEEL? Omm: so so so so so so BURNINGLY good! FINGER ... Rom: FUCK ME HARD, MEN!!! The door to the throne room opened. A slim man with silver hair and two streaks in it and wearing a long purple robe, came in. He wasn't really looking at the boys fucking on the pinball machine, which shook with such ferocity that the legs threatened to buckle and the machine seemed ready to collapse, gay boy sex all over the top of it and all. In the bed room, the others heard the massive doors open from the front side of the room. ALL BO SEX PAUSED. Testicles squeezed to hold back shit loads of cum blasts. "It is I, Chair Man. Your highnesses...Oh OMM!" The old man looked up, "I am so sorry. Shall come back later." The old man moved backward, staring and then tried not to. He left. Jesse had stopped. Omm looked toward the doors. PAUSE. The Doctor was being fucked by Call now as Cal held the spears in place. PAUSE. Doctor, "Hear that?" Jeremy's dick stopped inside Rom's ass. Rem's shaft tried to stop but it moved of its own accord. White cum dripped out of Rom's ample and perfectly round mound penetration spot. PAUSE. These three could not stop huffing. SILENCE. "Stop?" Omm asked. "NAW!" Jesse gasped and moved his fingers out and then stood as high up as he could on the small pillow he dropped earlier. He stuck his dick into Omm's perfectly hairless hole and slowly moved in. "HOW'S THAT?" "Nice. Keep it in and out and in and out..." "I don't wanna hurt you so...HEY!" Omm moved his own body forward so that his ass was actually impaling itself on Jesse's dickhead. "LAY IT ON ME! IN ME!" The pausing didn't last long inside the bed chambers either. And yes, there was a bed in the throne room and the bed chambers. "OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK!" I'm not gonna tell which of them gasped that. Perhaps it was all of them! "MAN, OH MAN!" Rom gasped, "I can't take any more!" "Sure you can!" Jeremy screamed, "Take my 12 incher in right alongside your brother's 9 incher!" "Fuck yeah!" both brothers said. Cal and Call finished and squirted all over the Doctor's back. Although Rem has already cam in his brother's hole and splashed a sea of white between his dick and Jeremy's, inside the asshole pouch of his brother, and even on his own shaft, he popped another load out as he was trying to get his dick out...which was he was finding difficult to do as Jeremy's thick girth and massive length blocked him from doing so. The shaking was still strong and moving every which way and jerking to and fro and up and down, Jeremy let loose now and his cum filled and made a suction. All three yelled in ecstasy as cum literally exploded out of Rom's ass and their own dick heads and around the two plunging shafts. Rom's dick and balls felt the shards of cum that shot out and then slowly dripped...hitting erogenous zones along the way. Jeremy took his shaft out and then for good measure plunged it back in. Both twins screamed in delight. Then for even better measure, he stuck it in again but this time...on top of Rem's dick so that they had switched dick places. Rom jerked forward to get his ass off their dicks and then plunged his own ass back toward them to keep it going. Soon, all three had subsided and let loose once more time. Rom turned over onto his back and he thought he would just cum again one more time himself. As he jerked his own shaft... Jeremy nodded, "Nuh uh," and nodded to Rem, "Remmy, don't let Rommy there feel left out of his own DNA asshole...let's give him something to dick about!" "Gotcha!" Rem climbed up between Rom's legs and Jeremy turned him around so that Rem faced him at the foot of the bed, Jeremy slipping his own feet off the bed to the tiled floor below. Jeremy held Rem in place and Rem put his feet between his brother's legs and LOWERED his own asshole onto his brother's shaft. Rem rose up to meet it. "No, I'll do all da work, bra!" He wiggled his ass and in the spot he was in, feet almost together, knees bent, his asshole was the first thing bent down over Rom's dick and he wiggled and wiggled. His cheeks met Rom's skin where hip and leg met and soon enough Rom cam inside Rem's ass. Rem pulled up and Rom's fountain of white exploded out of him. It splashed all over his cheeks, his balls, which hung low, and his own shaft again, which was now dripping from below and above, so that his brother's cum shot up his shaft to meet his own cum dripping down the other way. "NO way that anything can feel that good ever again!" Jeremy smiled and kissed Rem as Rem bent down, "Don't count on that. Or rather do cum on that!" "Man!" In the throne room, Jesse pulled out of Omm and sprayed the tight stomach with his man juice, covering the abs in whiteness that mixed on the dull pale skin that was also somewhat tinted green. He huffed and then laid down on the boy, his own cum meshing with his own bare flesh. He kissed Omm's mouth again and then also his cheek on that side. Omm said, "Can I let loose now?" "You are sweet, you been holdin' back all this time?" "I...I did but I hafta again!" Omm cam and as he did, this time he felt as if a metal rod were being drilled up and out of his penis while at the same time, his fleshy dick and even his foreskin oozed along it, up and down. The metal rod of burning pain came up and he rose with it as if to make it cum out of him faster. Jesse rode the boy, just where he was, on top of him. Jesse felt the boy body tighten and he knew the dick between his own cheeks as he lay on top of him was ready to burst so he helped it along by moving upward and reaching down with both hands and jerking it until that steel rod that Omm felt fully burst forth and rocketed out. The steel rod, was of course, Omm cum and it pooled all over his hot, curved ample and tight belly, covering his navel in complete and ultimate pool. A pool that was so big it dripped off the sides of the belly to hips below and even some drips met under the boy's back... Omm huffed to an almost stand still after many minutes... "I saw the light," Omm said, "I saw." "You're a sweet kid," Jesse smiled, "You turn me on, too." "Let's do it again." They all had to recover from that. All seven of them took a shower together in the Kings' bed chamber bathroom. If I were to describe that, the episode will never end. You can imagine it though. Hot bellies were awash in warm water. Soon, soapy male flesh foamed with bubbles and whiteness. The Doctor squinted at one point to tell if it was soap whiteness or cummy whiteness on Jesse's bare belly. Cal soaped up Rom; Rom soaped up Call; Jeremy got behind Omm and kissed his neck while Jesse washed Omm's stomach, water cascading in and out of his navel. The Doctor mostly kept to himself. Just to fuck everyone up, Rom put on Rem's clothes and Rem put on Rom's. When they all entered the throne room again, the Doctor started to say, "I have a theory about the Aggedor's. I think there are two sets of them. The real Aggedors and their babies AND...something else...I think it's..." The doors burst open. In walked about a dozen guards, all with the streaks in their hair as befitting Royal Guard of Peladon. The Chair Man was behind them. "Your highnesses, I tried to stop them! I really did!" "Bullshit..." "Jesse! This is the royal throne to them!" "I don't care, Doctor, that old one saw Omm and I having sex on the royal pin ball machine. Penis on pins and balls on balls, really," he giggled and then got serious again, "He must have told..." Another voice from behind, said, "We didn't know that. He didn't tell us that." The Chair Man said, "I didn't tell you anything!" Spears were all leveled. The boy that came in also had streaks in his hair but he looked exactly like Omm, except for his red hair and the streaks. He wore, as did all the guards, the traditional upper chest armor all the guards wore and just as they were, his stomach was all bare as was most of his chest and arms. "Brother, sweet brother..." "Comm," Omm said. "You gotta be shittin me!" Jesse asked. "No, I am not shittin you. You will be shittin yourself as your cold dead body slowly releases all its contents after I run you through with the Sword of Truth!" He smiled and put a crown in his left hand on his head, and waved the Sword of Truth in his right hand, "I have the Sword of Truth, the Crown of Sherak..." "Cher lacks a penis," Jesse quipped. "...I have the Chalice of Blood and I have the Lance of Aggedor..." Comm motioned to the biggest of the guards with him, a huge muscle man who looked like the very hot blond, blue eyed and very tall Alexander Ludwig ... http://www.youngmalecelebs.net/galleries/ludwig/Ludwig105.jpg ...and who held a long lance tipped with blood. "and I have already used it on the loyal royal guardsmen who lay dying in the hall, their belly buttons steaming from being penetrated by it and by the Sword of Truth...I have it all. I have the Chalice outside, I have the Sword, I have the Lance... I have the Crown..." "I don't know who you are but if you take one move toward Jesse, or any of the others here, you're gonna have the fist of Jeremy...right on your kisser." "Where'd you pick up the word kisser?" the Doctor whispered to him, at his side. "The Jazz Age." "We were there?" "Jesse and I were, for a short time. Can't say I wanna go back there. But it was okay." "Well, with all these aliens here, including you dear brother..." "You are too," Jesse frowned. "I am half Peladonian." "I bet he's gonna say on his mother's side," The Doctor said. "As a matter of fact, NO, on my father's side. Omm and I share our mother's name Stacy Townsend." "That was a companion of mine!" The Doctor turned, "Omm, your father was Ssard?" "Yes, Doctor." "He and your moms ..." "We only had one mom." Comm interrupted. "It's a black expression..." Jeremy asked, "Where'd you pick that up?" "1990s Harlem," the Doctor shrugged, "I like it there. I wanna go back there." "You are not gonna get that chance," Comm said. "They traveled with me in my previous...soon to be...seemingly very soon to be future body again in a moment or two...body. What? I can't go back to the 1990s Harlem?" "NO!" Comm said, "KILL THEM ALL INCLUDING MY BROTHER AND THE DOCTOR!" Seconds after that command, the guards men moved at the seven with their spears pointed forward. Comm moved at them with the huge sword! STING INTO THE CHRIS ECCLESTON DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG... NEXT TIME...accompanied by Chris Ecceleston Doctor Who version of the theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0OwfwSXa4 Call throws his spear and someone lets loose a scream. Aggedor fights the Doctor. The Doctor uses the Sword of Truth to knock its face off. "It's a robot!" "Didn't they do that on WONDER WOMAN?" "Oh and THE BIONIC WOMAN?" "And..." "Will you two shut up?!" "Doctor, what are you doing?" "Degenerating!" "What?" "I'm going from 9th to 8th." "Jesse what are you doing?" "Getting a camera cause last time we were cheated out of getting this on TV or DVD or Video." Jeremy kicks Ludwig's leg and then with a double fist punches his face, swings him into another guard, and drop kicks another two. Jesse smashes a guard's head into the pinball machine. Cal and Call stab their spears into guards' unprotected bellies. Aggedor comes right up to the screen roaring and clawing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm0OwfwSXa4 The Doctor...Christopher Eccleston Jesse McCartney Jeremy Sumpter Omm Comm Romulus Slyvest...Gavin Conrad Remus Slyvest...Andrew Conrad Ludwig...Alexander Ludwig Cal... Call... Aggedor...Nick Hobbs