Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2014 13:43:37 -0400 (EDT) From: J Subject: Doctor Who, Jesse, and Jeremy 141 EVERYBODY DONATE! TO NIFTY OF COURSE OR THE COURSE OF HISTORY WILL BE OFF COURSE! NOW DO IT! STEER YOUR TARDISES OR BROWSERS HERE http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html AND DONATE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdM1KZCOduo (Typical Kolchak: the Night Stalker background music, calm and then tense, building, see The Vampire, Zombie, Ripper, Werewolf) The Doctor sits on the chair near the console. "TARDIS data bank. Since the auto history seems on the fritz and it's a very slow end of July, I decided to record these events myself. Friday, June 20, 2008. 11: 58 pm. For some Summer Solstice does indeed herald the start of summer. Of new friendships, old romances, or vice versa. For some it means their last hurrah before the start of something they've never tried before. For one, Moe ---Izzy to his friends---Izgerard, 42, it would herald the end...something new that he's never tried before...but as he left the The Bunkhouse, a well-known gay bar, the new experience wasn't what he expected it would be. It would be...death..." Moe is an overweight, grizzled man in a motorcycle jacket. The logo on his back was red and stated his gang's name: The Red Roses. His unkempt hair was tied in a red bandana. He mounted his Harley Davidson and kick started it as he had hundreds of times before. "Moe...Izzy pretended he didn't feel the heat of that 100 degree weather when he first put on his motorcycle gang jacket...what he didn't know was that it would soon be hundreds of degrees hotter in seconds..." Moe heard the sound of another motorcycle. He turned his head to see who it was. He smiled as he thought it was someone he knew. The motorcycle flew over a parked car in the parking lot. Moe looked up and screamed as he saw the hideous, barren skull of evil bearing down on him. (End Night Stalker scare music) OPENING CREDITS (set to the BUFFY theme song?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xnvdtuRRo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_uS59WmQs DARKNESS. A whooshing of sound and light. Time Vortex comes up. TARDIS LOOMS UP FROM THE HORIZON. THE TARDIS DOORS OPEN (inward or outward in two different versions) and the time vortex split apart... Doctor...Who...appears in the light and splits apart too... Jesse steps out of the TARDIS doors and falls straight into loose ground, a red jelly like substance. The TARDIS is toppling, spinning in a hallway, the door opening at a running Jeremy. He stops and crouches down as the door slams down on top of him, luckily open. Inside a large monastery, Jesse, Jeremy, and the Doctor run across a monastery tile floor. Jesse and the Doctor have sheets that look like a hammock, covering their faces, smothering them. They claw at the sheets. On the second floor of a mall, Jesse, The Doctor and Jeremy run at full speed past people who watch. The Doctor drives a hover car and swerves to avoid a huge rock. Jesse and Jeremy are sitting next to him. A boy is about to jump off a roof. Jeremy swings on a vine, dressed as a topless nearly naked Peter Pan into the open TARDIS doors. A large yellow school bus. On top: Angel's son Connor standing with his arms crossed, wind whipping through is hair. Two hands come up over his shoulders and it is Jesse. A large shapeless monster, rhino bulk, chases a teen Black Guardian and Jeremy across a dream like landscape. A bony hand reaches for Jeremy's shoulder as he waits in NYC. Jesse jumps over a wooden bench in NYC. Jesse bangs on the closed TARDIS doors. Doctor, in bed, feverish. Jesse and Jeremy fly through the time crystals in the time vortex. Jeremy and Jesse land on cult members attacking Carolyn and David Collins. The Doctor sits up in bed, topless. The Doctor drives a blue motorcycle, the TARDIS, while Jesse holds onto his waist and sits behind. Hair whipping in the wind. Suburb busy intersection. Twilight outside. The Doctor fires his sonic screwdriver up at a futuristic skyscraper, the outside of which Jeremy is falling from. Jeremy vanishes. Patrick Stewart Doctor holds hand out. Jesse grabs it and the Doctor pulls him onto a Gallefrean horse as they flee a sink hole. Jeremy's on another horse and both horses flee. Alien Ebonite brings its hand up to salute/wave. The Doctor smiles at the camera. Jeremy runs to a chair where Jesse is tied up and Jeremy starts to untie him. A series of lights is causing them pain. A shadowy electric outlined monster is coming out of a time tunnel at them. The Doctor puts himself between them and the monster, and the lights hit him outlining his entire body. He puts his hands out slightly to his side, fists downward and bares the pain (like Wonder Woman in her TV show as he absorbs the energy ray from a device) and he absorbs the energy. Abraham Lincoln puts aside an ax and puts his hand out to shake. Great Pyramids, Egypt. Jeremy jumps back as a sword is pointed at his bare stomach. Solan laughs at him, charging with a sword. Gladiators. Fighting. With Sword, tridents, spears, knives. The trio are running out of Taj Mahal, tentacles coming out of it. A zombie reaches up out of the water for a young boy's ankle. The boy is in a tire floating on the river. Pizarro and Conquistadors face Jeremy and Jesse at a fort front. Jesse and Jeremy are in the cockpit of a plane. Looming ahead are the Twin Towers. The Eye of Orion. Sunbathing. Jesse, Jeremy, the Nick Hoult Master, and Teddy Geiger look up into the sky. In the sky over London, the Doctor is doing hand to hand combat with the Anthony Ainley Master on a hot air balloon device that houses a great machine that houses energy that's spilling out. The Doctor pulls a boy and an old man out of the way of 1930s traffic on a US highway in the past. The original Doctor Jesse and Jeremy knew is regenerating on his back. Energy blasts down Jesse, Jeremy, Fesh, Benjohn, Tommy Connelly, Adam, Tom, Timmy, Rose, Mickey, Jackie, Donna, Martha, Capt. Jack, Hercules, Solan, Xena, Robin Hood, Robin the Boy Wonder, the Professor, Leela, Sarah Jane, the Brigadier, Bambera, Ross of UNIT, Fesh, Benjamie, K9, Kitt-10. The Doc's abs grow large and indented with gutters. The Doctor (Paul Telfer) reaches down from the clouds with one hand, he is completely naked. He mouths, "I will help you." The Doctor smiling. Actor's name as the Doctor. The Doctor is in space, no space suit, heading for a pulsating beacon. Jeremy runs through a town which is being devoured by the Blob, behind him. He dives for a rope to a balloon that carries the Doctor and Jesse in it. The Moon is blasted out of Earth orbit...and blasts the Doctor's body back into the TARDIS through the open doors! The TARDIS stretches as it goes through a small black hole. Inside, the Doctor, Jesse, K9, and Jeremy stretch beyond belief. Wonder Woman kisses the Doctor...deeply. Leela leans on a glass cage from the inside and she, Jeremy and Jesse at her feet, are being gassed from inside it. A space mall. The Doctor points at Jesse and Jeremy. Jeremy has a box device. The Doctor grabs it and flings it at a T-Rex. He shoves Jeremy down. Jeremy swings on bed sheets out a window of a high rise monastery and swings toward another window. A flying creature is flying at him. Robin Hood—Connery or Praed) watches as the Doctor draws an arrow in a bow and fires at an apple...on Jeremy's head. Jeremy closes his eyes. Jeremy punches a UNIT man in the nose. An alien Zanti Misfit jumps on Jeremy's shoulder. He reacts. Jeremy is on a Gallifrey cliffside and holds two rocks together to make a blast hit a dinosaur that's after Jesse. Jeremy smiles at the Doctor. Jeremy Sumpter as the Jeremy. Jeremy jumps off a monorail in Washington DC, holding an older man under one arm and a teen under the other. The monorail is crashing behind him. Jeremy, naked, hovering over the Earth in space. Jeremy dives off the TARDIS, which is suspended in mid air, the Doctor and Jesse behind him, diving after. Shark in water. Jeremy swims toward it and then realizes it is there. He turns around. A space train flies over a huge planet. Jeremy puts Jesse behind him and fists up faces a spear wielding savage alien. George Washington snaps his fingers and a Minuteman puts a gun under Jeremy's nose. He goes cross-eyed at it. A Samurai raises his sword, eyes glowing red, at the Doctor. Rushes at the Doctor. Jeremy swordfights with an enemy. He bows his head. Godzilla comes up over a hill. Jesse and Jeremy roll down a hill. The three walk out of the TARDIS to find the TARDIS is stuck into the Great Wall of China. A Zygon launches at Jesse. Jeremy has a girl, Lily, under his arm, horizontally, running away from a Dalek. Jesse is behind them and a Dalek is sliding after them all. Jesse has a helmet on and is driving a racing car on a 20 lane highway suspended in the air. A pirate points a sword at Jeremy, who wears a cabin boy outfit. The Doctor, Jeremy, and Jesse are outside the TARDIS, traffic driving by very close, whipping their hair. They lean close on the TARDIS. Jesse looks, wide eyed, out the wind shield of a truck he's driving straight at a Dalek, Jeremy, and the Doctor. A T-Rex puts its nose down right in front of Jesse. Jesse grabs a horse's reigns. Boudicca makes it rise up over him anyway, the rope breaking in his hands. Jesse smiles wide. Jesse watches the Doctor jump into the open seat of the motorcycle TARDIS The three walk in Thailand. They see a statue dedicated to a god of cock. They are at the Temple of the Great Buddha. Jesse is out the sun roof of a limo with his arms spread wide, smiling. Jesse McCartney as Jesse. A gay motorcyclist, big and imposing and in leather, picks Jesse up from under his arms and threatens him. Jesse stares at him, frightened. Jesse looks up from the ground. Above him, is a Dalek. Jesse wields a great big canon-gun and fires it. A Dalek blows up. The Flying Sub flies over a lake. A Cyberman holds up a Dalek mutant which claws toward Jesse. Jesse full close up, screams. Jesse has both hands up in the air, topless, dancing close to a big blond guy. Seductively. A boy band is made up of teenage Slitheen. Jesse is their main singer, singing a song. A female mummy, 5000 years old, is on her feet, reaching out for Bill Clinton. Jesse carries two small primitive kids under his arms and a huge blast is behind them. They go flying. He looks up after they hit the ground. A giant swamp monster is rising in front of him. Xena jumps down in front of the Doctor. The Butterfly Migration, Mexico. Jesse is in space, running on rocks from a horrible hybrid monster. Barnabas Collins, vampire, bites Jeremy's neck. An old man turns around at Jesse, he has the face of a Cyberman. Jesse screams. A naked Caligula hugs Jeremy. Tommy Connelly kisses Jeremy. A dragon Sapphira flies overhead. A black hole opens up in a black Knight. Lancelot grabs Jesse's arm. King Arthur is held by Jeremy who holds onto a tree. Skateboarding past a Dalek is Ryan Sheckler. Men in black point guns at the Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy. Jeremy shields Jesse. They both look up as the elevator room they're on is about to hit the top of a shaft. Robin the Boy Wonder punches a zombie. Nick Hoult Master shoves a man in a mall over a balcony, the man holds onto the side of the railing. Jesse and Jeremy stand on a field...of thousands of dead Samurai. Bessie flies over a gap in a bridge on Long Island. Peter Pan flies horizontally and face to face with Jeremy. The same face. Jesse shields David Collins from a fight in his room. David is behind him. A lion like Tharill. The Doctor floats over Adric in a gravity less room. Adric is floating off the bed. The Doctor leans on him. In the room, Jeremy kicks Quentin Collins in the butt. K9 comes flying over a planet loaded with Cybermen and he's firing rays from his body at them. Greyson Chance plays the piano in a club where flashing lights are going off. A Weeping Angel comes up behind him. Jesse hands a baby over to a Cyberwoman. Enola Gay flies in the sky. A bomb comes out the bottom. Jesse and Jeremy kiss on a beach on Long Island as they stand in the water. A dog-monster's hand comes out of the water and hits Jesse's leg, it's dead on tis back. Jesse looks down and back at it. A rocket in space. Enters Earth atmosphere. Jeremy, naked but for a parachute, jumps out of the door. Em, a scavenger brunette woman, fires a ray gun at the him. The area explodes. Shirtless, sexy Toby Osbourne (Kevin Zegers) drapes the inner door in the console room, emerging into the console room from inside the TARDIS. Jesse hangs over a cliffside, about to slip off. Two giant Cyclops are under him, fighting. K9 fires a ray at a Terminator in a car garage. Jeremy, Jesse and John Connor run in the background. Robinson Robot. A Wind Up Toy Soldier points a bayonet at Jesse. A Dalek shoots Arthur Fowler and turns him negative and into a skeleton. A werewolf lunges at Jesse in the woods. Jeremy, parachute on and nothing else, flies down toward a futuristic NYC, hits a roof top, takes an older man with him between his legs and careens over the edge of that building toward a street. Land of the Giants: Spindrift window. Jesse and Jeremy look out at a giant truck. The back of the truck has toys on it...and the TARDIS. Two giant hands hold the TARDIS in it. Alex Rider and Jeremy, in speedos, run out of the water onto a beach as hundreds of mini helicopters fill the sky launching missiles. Zorro stabs Jeremy in the stomach. A moon window blasts outward. Jesse, in a corridor, jumps away from it and onto the back of a Cyberman. The Cyberman jumps into an elevator shaft and slides down the shaft with Jesse on his back. The Doctor is in a graveyard ...talking to Weeping Angels. Jesse looks up at a mountain side and an avalanche comes at him. A Cyberman hits Jesse's chair and Jesse goes flying out of the chair across the deck of a spacecraft. The Twins from Twin Dilemma grown up. An apple flies in front of Jeremy's face. He's wide eyed. Adam Rickett Doctor twirls a Sycorax spear. Green, Jeremy is a Krynoid. He rushes at Jesse and the Doctor. The Doctor throws a glass jar at him with a liquid. A Raston Robot Warrior fires a spear from its wrist as Jesse cartwheel twirls between rocks. An octo-squid lady. As they run, giant plant arms try to trap the Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy. Doctor points at Jeremy who is in a headlock by a Sontaran. Jesse is on the roof of the TARDIS. He has many children around him. A large wave of water rises overhead. A roller coaster with aliens on it. The Doctor took Jeremy's chin in his hand. The Nick Hoult Master picks up a poodle in an alley. The Master has on a white T Shirt with cigarettes under one rolled up sleeve. The Doctor lunges with two wires at an Ice Warrior at it lunges at him. Jesse in spacesuit, Von in a space suit, floating toward the Moon's surface. A piece of debris cuts off Von's head. Behind the Doctor, Space Force One explodes into pieces in outer space. He is propelled toward the TARDIS which is hanging in space. A monster jumps across boats to try to get the fleeing Paul Telfer Doctor. Fesh, a 12 year old boy wearing almost nothing but slim warrior gear jumps in front of a Cyberman about to kill the Doctor. He takes out two gold knives. Jeremy dives into the water headfirst, in Native threads. Sacagawea leans over the canoe. A plant has vines that are crushing Jeremy, wrapped around his whole body. The Doctor comes and pats him. At a wedding, an Auton human dances with Jesse and bows with Jesse in his arm. A motorcycle chases Jeremy at the Lady of Lourdes. Jeremy runs down steps. The cycle follows. Driving: a skeleton in a leather suit. Jesse tosses a rifle nozzle upward as an explorer tries to shoot a Native American teenager. A grizzly bear chases Jesse and Jeremy in snow. A machine chases Jeremy and a teen in an alley. Jesse winks. Adam puts his hand out to shake. The male Rani points a large ray gun into Adam's face. Adam carries Jesse and Jeremy, naked, under his arms. Adam jumps into the Roman arena with a sword. He lands in front of Jeremy and Jesse to protect them. And actor as Adam... The male Rani points a large ray gun into Adam's face. Adam carries Jesse and Jeremy, naked, under his arms. The witch comes at Adam. Nude sun bathing at the Black Beach, Hawaii. In nothing but a speedo, blond Lockie Leonard looks up and sees a Dalek towering over him. Jeremy looks at Jesus. Walking out of the darkness and mists, the Doctor changes: 4th, 1st, 10th, 7th, 3rd, 9th, 6th, 2nd, 8th, 5th. Jeremy reaches for the motorcyclist serial killer's helmet. A skull is inside the helmet. Jeremy is about to pull it off. A leaf creature grabs Jesse into it. An outdoor pool attacks Jesse and Jeremy, trying to drown them. Sarah Jane is there and at her feet is the old metallic land bound K9. A Cyberman chased Jesse down a ramp out of a spaceship but coming up the ramp are ten Daleks. Jesse stops short and looks both ways. The Nightmare Child monster has Jeremy in its clutches. Jeremy is horizontal in its tentacles. Jesse rushes through the doors. Jeremy body diving into a crowd at a concert. A wooden cart with the TARDIS laying sideways heads right at a wagon driven by the Doctor with Jeremy at his side. They're about to collide. The Wishing Arch, Ireland. Jeremy hugs Jesse and puts his head on the boy's shoulder. David Collins, redhead, snaps his fingers and fire lights inside a wax candle holder in the Blue Whale restaurant. David smiles. Jesse is facing flying cars that the motorcycle alien is telepathically flinging his way. The TARDIS flies between him and the cars, deflecting them. A crane's claw comes at Jesse. He jumps to one side. The TARDIS flings itself to block the claw. A wall slides open and from the darkness within a secret room, Davros wheels himself out of the shadows... A giant mosquito like monster flies at the trio in the desert. Jeremy dances off the side of the Spindrift. A Wirrn insect falls out of a closet at Jesse. And one falls at Jeremy. The Creature from the Black Lagoon comes out of the woods near the Tenth Doctor. The Doctor, in cowboy outfit and gear, draws two guns on a man and fires! Jeremy reacts. Runs at them. Doctor and K9 walk away in the background, in the foreground, Jesse and Jeremy hold hands. Jesse and Jeremy have John Connor between them and are kissing him from both sides. He hugs Jeremy. On the TARDIS roof, Jesse and Luke Ward make out and have sex. The Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy have a three way kiss. The Doctor, Jesse, and Jeremy floating in the space station, making love, naked, the window shows Gallifrey outside seemingly moving as the station moves into place. Nude sun bathing at the Black Sand Beach, Hawaii. A nearly naked Benjohn serves tea to the Doctor, Jesse and Jeremy in the comfy Tardis interior (8th Doctor TV MOVIE interior). Jeremy, Jesse and the Doctor walk out of the TARDIS onto a beach. DOCTOR Adam Rickett Doctor stands on a pool table, triumphant over downed Sontarans. He twirls his weapon and smiles. Doctor holds his head in his hands. Face changes. Future Doctors, past Doctors, sideways Doctors. WHO A Dalek comes out of the closet. The universe explodes! The Brig shuts his eyes and shrugs. Jeremy and Jesse follow the Doctor and the Brig in a hallway. The Doctor points to a rainbow over a mountain range. Jesse and Jeremy are behind him, arms around each other. The Doctor opens his arms wide, behind him dozens of saved Shepard Town children emerging from the TARDIS along with Jeremy and Jesse. END OF OPENING CREDITS Open over Long Island from on high. Clear, blue sky of a summer. Begin KOLCHAK : THE NIGHT STALKER driving music (see Horror in the Heights post credits and teaser sequence) SSE 4:36: at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQeT-dsWDLQ&list=PLF4EB3D75869CD003 Part 141 Title: AND NOW YOU'RE BACK FROM OUTER SPACE AND INNER TIME The TARDIS flies out of space and twirls side around side. It wobbles a bit and flies over Long Island. Green, lush trees are beneath it. The summer morning is still and hot. Humidity was low for once. Telephone poles, fast food places, diners, McDonalds, Burger Kings, dime stores, stationaries, turning roads, a bit of traffic. The TARDIS saw all this and avoided, hovered, then dashed along. It zipped over roofs. Inside, Jeremy, Jesse, and the Doctor watched the scenery. Parks, ponds, large wedding halls, churches of every kind, military and civilian cemeteries, two story homes and businesses, ranches. Overpasses and under passes. Northern State. Long Island Expressway. Sunrise Highway. Southern State. Montauk Highway. Belmont Lake State Park. A small waterfall. Jesse looked annoyed, knowing they passed the Doctor's house. The Doctor looked confused. On a screen on the console, a message read in black, bold letters, "RECALL." The TARDIS found its way to a suburban street. It dipped down quickly. Dropped would be a better word. It headed straight for the roof of a ranch. Just before it hit, it vanished. The sound of it reappearing was in the home. Soon it was parked in a far off brown colored den, far from the entrance, opposite a wide screen television set. A big bay window was on the other side but out the window were a huge leafy tree. The green hid the blue from anyone who would look in but beyond that was a white sturdy fence, a garden of roses and yellow flowers, tall stalks, and another two trees. No one could see in from the back. Another home stood facing the avenue that was the side of the Doctor's house. Jesse and Jeremy exit the TARDIS. End Driving Music "This is your home?" "Yes, you've both been in it before." "Yeah, Dalek in the closet. I remember," Jesse commented. "Same one," the Doctor spread his arms around. "Spread your wings, make yourselves at home. Have sex. Whatever you want. I'm going to try to find out what that recall signal was about and who it was that recalled us." "You!" Jesse pointed at him. "We..." he pointed to himself and Jeremy. "...are on holiday." "Yes...but I wanted to take you both swimming on Florona--- where the very bubbles of the water keep you afloat and..." "Yeah, yeah," mocked Jeremy. "And where every time you come back from there, you feel a hundred years younger." "You've been younger," Jesse spat out, "And younger and younger and it almost killed you." The Doctor cleared his throat. "There's more to it than I've told you." "We don't want to hear as we'll never see it." Jesse rubbed his finger along a glass table in the den that was knee high. "You need a maid." The Doctor said, "Now, about Florana..." "I said I don't want to hear." Jeremy shrugged. "I do..." Jesse stared at him. Jeremy countered his stare with, "Well, I do. He usually takes us to the places the describes." "Thank you, Jeremy." "Eventually." "Thanks a bunch." Jesse added, "Yeah and while we're there we get attacked by either Sontarans or some Raston Robot Warrior. Florana probably has its version of the Loch Ness Monster only it'll be more ferocious, want to eat us, and then shit us out." The Doctor shook his head. "Don't be so vulgar. It's not been spoiled yet. The air is like a magic potion and the water is like the elixir of youth." Jesse frowned. "The TARDIS is our elixir of youth. It keeps Jeremy and I young. We haven't aged more than five seconds since 2005." The Doctor shook his head and started inside the TARDIS, the doors still open. "Cor. I'm going to try to find out about the recall. Do what you want..." He started to sing, "Oh I do like to be beside the sea side." "That's a 1907 music hall song he's singing," Jesse said. Jeremy looked at him. "Who cares?" He laughed. "If he does, I guess I do. Funny you know that." "I am a music expert." Jesse puffed his chest up. "Oh you big conceit. Love the chest though. It must be summer. It's pretty hot in here..." "No, you're just always hot." "You're hot, too." "Let's go do something about it." "You mean like put the Central Air Conditioning on?" Jeremy slyly said, knowing that was not the idea. As they conversed in this manner, Jesse and Jeremy moved into the living room/dining area, a wide open spacious area, they looked at each other and smiled. Then, they both took their shirts off and headed for the bedroom. Inside the TARDIS, the Doctor went to the scanner controls on the console. "Okay, old boy. Let me see what's on the local news...hmmm, the data bank hasn't been recording...maybe I can hook into the local channel 12 news, aye, K9?" "Information is attainable," K9 told him, recharging on the floor and plugged into the console. "Saturday June 22nd, 2008. 12:45 pm in the afternoon, one Janice Framing, not farming as she always told those who pronounced her name wrong, deep in the heart of the East End of Long Island, one of New York state's own Mayberry RFDs. Behind her house alarm and locked doors, her children away at summer camp in Pennsylvania, Janice thought she was safe. She thought wrong." Janice was at the sink in her kitchen. An average housewife with a small amount of too much weight on her and wearing a kitchen apron with a comical big breasted body detailed on it. She began washing dishes in the sink. She took some dish washing liquid, Palmolive, and went about her work. She looked out the window at a glorious summery high. Birds were chirping, a gentle warm breeze blew, and ...then she heard the sound of her garbage cans turning over. "Oh no," she said as she looked out the kitchen window, moving the curtains aside. "Squirrels?" She backed from the window, horrified. A huge mass had launched itself up and at the window. Janice screamed and kept backing up. A mighty bodied deer flew through the window, shattering glass with sharp antlers. The deer landed and shook itself off. Janice stopped backing up. A mistake. The deer caught sight of her. "Janice always thought deer were more afraid of humans than human should be of deer. Once again, she thought wrong." The deer snarled at her. It took a step at her with all four feet. It shook its antlers at her. It looked at her again, and she could swear she saw malice in that eyes of the animal. A massive body. It would take her down in force and kill her in any number of ways. A buck, she thought but somewhere in her mind she thought larger deer---of which this was certainly one---was called a stag. It definitely meant her harm. The snout was crinkled up as if it wanted to make it known that it hated her. She looked around for some weapon. The thing snarled at her again and raised itself up on its hind legs. She didn't think deer did that. It showed teeth and began to run at her. Then, as if someone flipped a switch, the deer veered aside and jumped out her front bay window, smashing it to pieces, as well. Hesitant, she moved to the window, crying and shaking but saw the deer taking off into the woods opposite her East End home. It was some time before she called the police and the insurance company, not in that order. "Sunday June 22nd, 2008, 1:22 PM: this date saw a number of freak weather storms hitting Long Island. One moment, witnesses say, it was calm and peaceful, the next...lightning that hit and killed a man, thunder, flash flooding that stalled many a car, and more importantly, nearly drowned a family near the Montauk waterfall...and high winds...winds that tore roofs off. Witnesses say the storm lasted all of 50 seconds and then...it stopped. One middle aged man told news reporters IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE TURNED A SWITCH ON AND OFF. Picnics almost turned deadly." "Monday, June 23rd, 2008. 8: 06 PM: Robert Colaniti, aged 35, unhappily married, teacher of science, a subject close to my hearts, just wanted to celebrate Sacred Heart Monday with a day off for his religion which he never practices. That would show the non-Catholics that he could take just as much pride in his religion as they did theirs." Robert came out of a 7-11 with two six packs of beer in each hand. Trees were behind the 7-11 and Route 111 in front, a busy intersection but not with much traffic at the moment. It was late in the day but being summer the sun was just taking its time going down so there was still some light coming from behind the 7-11 horizon. Sitting on a curb was a gaggle of teens. There were ten of them in all. Their ages, races, and sizes varied. They wore the clothing of upper middle class to upper class teenagers high on summer, if nothing else. Robert passed them by, nodded to them a hello as they caught his eye he theirs. One boy smiled at him. Robert was heading for his leased car, a Mitsubishi. He put the beer cases down and fumbled through his pants' pockets for his keys. In the window of the car's side door, he could see figures moving. Growing larger. "Robert just wanted to enjoy Sacred Heart. He didn't realize that there were those who wanted to enjoy ripping his out." A teen smashed into Robert from behind and landed his head and body against the car. Robert was stunned. His hands were in his pockets at the time so he removed them. He tried to push himself off the car. He heard glass shatter and realized as he looked down that the teens had confiscated his two six packs. One sneered, "Yeah, these are the only six packs he'll ever have." Robert shook his head and turned. Ten teenagers surrounded him. Good looking kids, all of them but with a look of pure hatred on them. One had smashed the entire six pack over the windshield. It didn't break it but made cracks. Another, a teen who looked about 15, thick lips, and light brown hair, longer than the others, took out a pocket knife and flung it open. "You gotta have heart, old man." "Please. What do you want? Money? I have money in my..." "No, man," a smaller 13 year old said and spit. "We gotta have heart. HIS!" "Yeah," the long haired one came forward with his knife, "Your's!" Robert screamed. By this time, people came out of the 7-11 and some drivers on the main road pulled aside. They were yelling at the boys, who showed no signs of stopping their attack. Robert examined their eyes and saw malice in them, nothing more. Murder. And as the long haired one raised his knife over Robert, his eyes glazed over and changed. He looked...well, Robert later described it as, "more human." The boy took his hand down, staring at it as if it were some outside entity not attached to him. "What am I doing?" The Indian man who ran the 7-11 yelled, "I've already called the police!" He came to Robert and took Robert by the arm. He led Robert away as the boys, stunned, looked around at everything and everyone. It may not have been clear to the bystanders, but the boys were confused and startled. Then, realization came over them and the boys, hardly a gang, ran away. "Robert later told police, "IT LOOKED AS IF THEY JUST TURNED VIOLENT IN ONE MOMENT'S TIME AS IF SOMEONE SNAPPED A SWITCH UP AND MADE THEM THAT WAY AND THEN FLIPPED THE SWITCH THE OTHER WAY AGAIN." "Sunday, June 29th, 2008. East End of Long Island again. Ridge, another well to do but Mayberry RFD-like town. A fourth teen, Tyler Stengel goes missing. A fourth." A 31 year old woman called out of the house, "Tyler? Tyler, did you take the trash out? Tyler, I have more for you...Tyler?" The woman heard the sounds of trash cans crashing to the cement driveway. "For 31 year old Michelle Stengel and her family, this Sunday would not be remembered as a Feast Day. But something was feasting all right..." In the master bedroom, Jesse and Jeremy took off the rest of their clothes. Jesse looked at Jeremy. Jeremy reached out and put a hand behind Jesse's neck and drew Jesse to his own body. He had both hands on the back of Jesse's neck when their mouths met. They kissed, withdrew a bit, kissed harder, and withdrew again and kissed even harder. Jesse withdrew and licked down Jeremy's side but then rose, slowly---tongue guided the way. He licked up. As they started to have foreplay, the large flat screen television that was opposite the bed, came on. They realized it but didn't stop their ministrations. On the news were reports. The volume was low so they couldn't make out what was being said. The Doctor was watching the same report on the scanner in the TARDIS. Jesse's hand touched Jeremy's right side and brushed nipple. As he did that, he licked up the chest and beyond. Jesse licked all the way up the neck to under his lover's ear. He took it away and then wrapped left arm around his neck while Jeremy put arms around Jesse's back. Their mouths locked again, nose to cheek. Jeremy, this time, withdrew and licked down above Jesse's shaft. He wet it up down there and then moved his tongue up to Jesse's navel, thoroughly washing it. From there he rose up over a strong ridge and up the "cum gutter" between Jesse's abs, rose up to between bulged pectorals, which throbbed. Jeremy moved up from there to Jesse's lower lip and licked up it to the upper lip before gently coming down to embrace Jesse's entire mouth using his own. The news report was had the logo News 12 on the left of the screen. A red line with white lettering told, "More bodies found at Gilgo Beach. Almost unrecognizable as human remains." The boys drew each other over to a corner of the room where there was a refrigerator. Jesse threw it open and found a bottle of whip cream. Expiration date: January 2014. Jesse shook it suggestively, basically jerking it. He hovered it over Jeremy's face and Jeremy moved his eyebrows, faking a worried look. As he smiled, Jesse fired a cone like formation into Jeremy's waiting mouth. It made a point like a cone or penis coming out of his mouth, which was packed. Jesse threw the can down and put the point into his mouth, moving his mouth over it and kept moving it closer and closer. Closer until they locked lips again and swallowed whip cream. After moving away from each other's mouths, they licked the cream off each other's fingers. Staring into each other's eyes. Under the red and thick line, which was the main story, were the minor stories on a moving yellow ticker tape report: "Strange Lights in the Sky Over Montauk Wilderness, police have no concrete proof that teenagers and drivers that witnesses strange lights were not just perpetrating an elaborate hoax", Jeremy looked in the freezer section of the refrigerator. A note in the Doctor's handwriting, "Knew you would." There was a box under a vanilla ice cream cone. Jeremy picked it up. He held it at their stomachs as they moved at one another again and their dicks almost hit the bottom of the cone. He rose it up between them. They both licked from a side. The ice cream melted quickly and their mouths hit again. Vanilla filled their mouths. Ice cream covered tongues swished around each other. Upper lips, cream covered, gently grazed. Lower lips met with tongue between as they cleaned their own chins. Soon, there was nothing but cone. The tip was in Jesse's mouth and he bit it. From the top side, Jeremy unraveled the cone with his mouth and began to eat from the top side. "Missing Homeless Man: the 3rd this month, no witnesses but area store workers report a homeless man known only as Stave has not been seen for two weeks." Next, there was a cherry in a bowl. A note, "One will do." Jesse had the cherry in his mouth with the stem sticking out of it. Jeremy faced him head on and kissed him, his mouth engulfing stem, red body of cherry, and Jesse's lips. They moved up and down that way, lips locked. Moving lips along each other's mass. Jeremy broke and emitted, slowly, the stem facing outward. Jesse took it with his mouth and put it on top of the counter on the side of the room, a coaster under it. "Have Your Animals Been Acting Odd? Party giver Rafe Jonson said raccoons attacked his pool going guests, fortunately, Jonson said no one was hurt," Jesse led Jeremy to the bed and put Jeremy on his back. They kissed again but this time, Jesse's face was over Jeremy's and upside down to his lover's----Jesse's lower lip was on the crook between Jeremy's lower lip and chin. They repeated the withdraw-and-harder action. They turned their heads side to side as they locked thick lips. "Next up on News 12 Long Island." In the throes of making love, Jesse managed to grab the remote and changed the channel without looking at the screen. He dropped the remote off the bed. The channel changed to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_GbXTETOGk Jeremy positioned Jesse on hands and knees. He crawled behind him and used both hands to spread open Jesse's cheeks. The hole was puckering in and out, in and out, drily. As he kneaded the ass cheeks, Jeremy had an idea. He stuck his thumbs while making the motions into Jesse's hole. Jesse arched his back, laughed from his belly, and moaned from his bowels. Jeremy found a totally hairless butt on a hairless body. The entire area was just too much for him to hold back his man juice. But he found a way. The thighs meeting at the hips and the hips connecting to the cheeks and those round mounds that housed no fat and a center piece hole that was clean, smooth, and perfect. The tunnel within looked so inviting. Pulsating with life. "You're perfect." Jeremy stuck his tongue in between his thumbs and flicked it in and out like a sword. He moved it around inside and removed one thumb first and in the area the thumb vacated, he used tongue. Jesse looked back with joy to see what Jeremy was up to. He didn't have to. He felt every tingle, every motion, and every move. From within. "Oahhhh." His long penis was already dripping pre cum in long lines down from his body toward the bed. Each jiggle made it rise back up toward his penis head. Finally, there was so much, it dripped onto the bed, stubbornly abandoning Jesse's body as if it had to be forced. Jeremy's nose was practically in Jesse's butt crack as it leaned against his lower than low back area. He shifted his head from time to time sideways as he ate out Jesse. "Oh my God, I'm going to...oahah! Oh ahhh! AHHH!" Without touching, Jesse cam from underneath. Jeremy finished and licked around Jesse's cheeks. Jesse sprang up to a sitting position and faced Jeremy, who sat up, also. Jesse put a hand around Jeremy's head and kissed him. On the side of the bed, a naked Doctor came almost out of nowhere and pulled Jesse's arm to him and Jesse had to move one foot off the bed. The Doctor kissed him deeply. Jeremy licked down Jesse's back to the crack again. Jesse stepped off the bed completely. Jeremy was on his knees on the bed. The Doctor turned Jesse around so that dick faced Jeremy, who tabbed at it with is tongue. In and out. In and out. Jeremy teased it with his tongue, his lips and even his teeth. Behind Jesse, the Doctor kissed neck and shoulder and up to neck again, up to ear, hands wrapping around Jesse like a Christmas package, moving hands in circles around stomach, chest, nipple, abs, navel, hips, upper legs, sides. Jesse jerked in the Doctor's grip as Jeremy sucked him. Jeremy let go of dick with mouth and stepped off the bed. Jesse looked at him, eyes of bliss as the Doctor ministered to him from behind. The Doctor thrashed his body up and down. Pre cum lined Jesse's back. Pre cum lined Jesse's stomach as Jeremy worked his own dick into Jesse's navel and around it. Jeremy managed to maneuver his dickhead to lower, lower, lower. He lowered under the thick navel ridge, coated it in pre cum, and the belly in that area glistened, shiny to the look. Smooth. Creamy. "You're so smooth and creamy." "You, too!" Jesse just managed to breathe out. Jeremy lowered his dick even more, using both hands now to bring it lower, between Jesse's closed, together legs. There was enough space. If not, he'd force his dick in there. Thick leg muscled threatened to squeeze his dick apart. He knew he was strong enough. Jesse gasped. "Go on, Jeremy, show me what you're made of! Show me how much man you are!" After a time, Jesse felt the Doctor cum up his back with a huge penis touching from right leg up to far above his ass crack. Cum splashed up between shoulders and up neck to hair. He'd need a shower. They all would. Jeremy was sticking his dick between Jesse's thick legs. The Doctor looked down and saw Jeremy's dick coming out from between Jesse's legs. He nodded his approval over Jesse's shoulder. Jeremy, at the same time the Doctor let loose, pulled his penis out from between Jesse's thick legs and let loose on Jesse's own belly. Huge pools of cum splat out of Jeremy's dick hole and exploded over Jesse's chest, stomach, and lower areas all at once. Jeremy exploded six more times over Jesse. He thrashed back and forth with convulsions. "Tuesday July 1, 2008, Canada Day---it was a good day. At least for us." Later...finished, they made for rest on the bed... "I always wanted a good reason to celebrate Canada Day," Jesse said as he lay on his back in bed. Jeremy lay next to him, tangled his legs among Jesse's and asked, "Don't mean a good reason to have sex is Canada Day?" "So it is! So it is!" The Doctor lay between them, separating them. "I suggest we sleep in separate beds tonight if we're ever going to get some sleep." "Who wants some sleep?" Jesse joked and put his hand across the Doctor's chest. "I do. I want to follow that recall signal to its source." "Could it be a trap?" Jeremy asked. "Maybe. I...we...have lots of enemies but it doesn't feel like one. If so, wouldn't they have made sure it was easier to follow?" "I guess. But most of your enemies are insane so logic doesn't always follow." "Nonsense, the Master..." The Doctor paused. "Oh, yeah, I see what you mean." He kissed Jeremy on the cheek, turned to Jesse and did the same. "Right now, I feel like getting some rest." "Me, too," Jesse said, "It's been a rough couple of...what was it a rough couple of? Weeks? Months? Years? How long were we stuck on Gallifrey?" "Please, don't mention that planet's name for a while." Jeremy yawned. "Okay." Jesse laughed. "Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008...the jury is still out if this was a good day or not..." Opening his eyes for the first time that morning, Jesse stretched in bed. "Morn'in, Doc..." On his side, the Doctor murmured, "Don't call me doc..." "Morn'in, Jer..." Jeremy was sound asleep on his stomach, head turned toward Jesse. Not even a snore escaping from his perfect lips as he breathed. He looked perfectly content. Jesse's eyes focused up over the bed. At the foot of the bed was a dark figure. Then, he noticed two more dark figures to the sides of the bed. A panic engulfed him. One of his only fears was to have someone come into his bedroom at night and stand there, watching, waiting...ready to strike. It was an irrational fear, he knew. It started early in his life and when he became somewhat famous, it was forgotten...until some girl snuck into his room when he was relatively young...probably he was only about 11 and she stood at the foot of his bed. That had really thrown him. It was nice to have attention but to have someone just stare at him. It was upsetting. These three men, no, wait, he thought, now there were four of them...invading the bedroom...wasn't quite as creepy as when Angelique rose up from the foot of his bed, somewhat magically and defying the laws of bodily motion...but somehow it was more disturbing. Then, he had been in what could only be described as a haunted mansion...creepy stuff was expected and it had happened at night. Here, it was full morning. A sunny, summer morning. The curtains were open and the sun flooded in to remind him of that. And these men in black, for that's what they how they were dressed, suits and ties, had just waltzed into the Doctor's home and bedroom without a second thought. He felt three pairs of eyes staring at him. Jesse's gasp as he drew in air and sat up sharply caused the Doctor and Jeremy to startle up as well. The Doctor was between them and he let his head fall back to the bed and pretended to be asleep. Jeremy looked at the men. "Doctor, who do you...?" He looked at the Doctor, who was flat on his back, pretending to be asleep. Jeremy rolled his eyes in judgment. All the men, he noticed, wore dark shades. "Who are you guys? Your guns look alien. For Pete's sake, are you aliens?" The men all had small hand guns leveled at them. The guns looked alien. "We'll ask the questions." Pause. Jesse shrugged. "Well, ask." "Never mind. Get dressed." The red head next to the Jesse side of the bed, tilted his head. "Oh, do they have to? Can't we just take em' as they are?" The man at the foot of the bed just turned slightly toward the redhead. Jesse winked at the red head, who took his free hand and looked at Jesse over his shades. He seemed to smile slightly. The man at the foot seemed to be the leader. "Don't look any of them in the eyes." "Oh, sorry, sir, I forgot." Jeremy had his arms straight up. "Can I get dressed?" "He just ordered that!" A blond on Jeremy's side snapped. Jeremy asked, "Can I lower my arms now though? I kinda need em to get dressed." "Get him up." The leader waved his gun from Jeremy to the Doctor. "ME?" The Doctor sprang up into a full standing position on the bed. "DON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. I MIGHT HAVE SHOT YOU! And do not talk." "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Just who do you think I am?" "We've had reports. Just don't say a word. We know of your powers and how you've used them in the past. We're fully trained and ready to..." "Are you afraid I'll hypnotize you?" The Doctor asked. Jeremy whispered, "Where's K9?" "I put him to work in the TARDIS exclusively looking for whoever or whatever recalled us." "Terrific." "Well, I wasn't going to miss all the fun." Jesse had already gotten out of bed and moved to a dresser. "I put some clothes in here yesterday..." He looked over his shoulder at the redhead and winked again. He rubbed his own butt cheeks on both sides. The redhead peeked over his shades again and nodded "yes" to Jesse. Jeremy had his feet off his side of the bed. "Just say the word, Doctor." "We know you're not the Doctor. We know you're someone else." "I..." "Talk again or at all and we will shoot you in the knee cap." The Doctor made to talk again but Jeremy nodded "no" to him. Wide eyed. The Doctor sank his head back sheepishly and put a hand to his mouth. "I don't think..." Jeremy started to explain. The man yelled, "I don't want any of you to talk. We know this one can manipulate, hypnotize...take over. We know he set a trap for the Doctor..." Jesse turned as he put glowing green shorts on. He looked at the man. "You're precious. You think..." "My order not to talk extends to you, too." The man waved a gun. The redhead got in between. "I'll...I'll see to it that he doesn't talk..." "You will finish getting dressed. A limo is waiting outside for you all. Get in the back. Men will drive you there. Do as they say and don't speak in the car to any of them." "What about each other?" The Doctor asked. "NO!" "A limo!" Jesse clapped his hands together. "We get to ride in a limo." "We, of course, know who you two are after your very special coming out last year." His tone indicated his disapproval. "Christmas. Nice gift to the gay community, huh?" Jesse asked. The leader waved his gun. "I'm not gonna warn you again. You will have to be carried out and without a knee cap on." The red head looked at Jesse and took his glasses off and said, "He'll do it, too." The redhead put the shades back on quickly after a jerk head glare from the leader. The leader went on to explain. "What we do not know is your connection to the Master here." "We're on holiday!" Jeremy slammed a desk draw. The leader came up behind him and slammed him to the wall, near a lamp desk set up. Jeremy's face was at the wall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKbT8KYiEwI FUCKERS, DONATE! EVERYBODY DONATE! TO NIFTY OF COURSE OR THE COURSE OF HISTORY WILL BE OFF COURSE! NOW DO IT! STEER YOUR TARDISES OR BROWSERS HERE http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html AND DONATE!