Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:15:08 EDT
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 35

OLD ALIENS JUST WANT TO  HAVE SEX

Jesse looked up at the sky  light, "We don't. Look!"
They saw the bottom of the  Station. The Station was hovering but the tube
the elevator was on connected to  it. The elevator traveled along it and rose up
toward the bottom. Jeremy yelled,  "Doctor, do something! The doors aren't
open, Doctor!"  Jeremy held Jesse's arms. They huddled  together, watching it.
"DOCTOR! Do  something!!!"  Jesse yelled.  "DOCTOR!!!"
They could see the doors,  closed, along with the entire bulk of the station
seemingly coming right down at  them! In reality, the elevator was speeding up
toward the station's bottom,  ready to crash right into it!!!
The Doctor was talking to  himself wildly as he tossed some wires out of the
podium. Staff maintenance,  some little blue boys, came running to help him
but he knew they would be too  late. "Weight!"  The Doctor took out  the sonic
screwdriver and held it at the wire mass and the opening among some of  them.
The light that was green in their division gaps turned red as the Doctor
pressed the sonic screwdriver, "That's all we need, a little bit of extra
weight!!!"
Jeremy looked up, "Cover  your eyes, don't look!"  He put  Jesse's face
into his chest and held the back of his lover's head. He kept  looking up though.
The bottom of the station was not moving at the top of the  window he looked
out. Then he noticed Jesse's head felt heavy and so did his  body. So did his
own body. He fell with the weight of it all.  The elevator had stopped mere
inches  from the station bottom, the doors on the station closed tight. Jesse
and Jeremy  tumbled to the white floor in a heap. And Jeremy noted the aliens
were all on  the floor too.
"Except for me of course,  I've been skinny since, what regeneration? My
tenth? Oh, blimey, there was that  fat one or two of me since mind you..."
Jeremy felt heavy, even  though he knew his body had not changed. "Doctor!"
"Okay,"  the Doctor looked at the blue boys who  wore thick helmets, "You
lot, do what you have to to stop this sabotage...and then  I'll return the weight
of all the guests and party goers..."  He patted the back of two of the boy
aliens and ran to his downed companions, hopping over downed aliens and
monsters  and creatures. "How's it hanging, boys?"
"At the moment, it's  not!"  Jeremy had to grit his teeth  to talk. "I...we...
can't move."
"Even if you could, I'd  advise against it, my boys,"  the  Doctor smiled
and held the sides of his jacket like the First Doctor. "You  weight about 359
pounds, give or take a few more."
"Is that the only way you  could have stopped us?"
"Only weight,"  the Doctor laughed, "Guess it, the joke  I mean. The one I
just made. Only weight. Oh, no? Not amused,  eh?"
"Doctor, just get us out of  here!"  Jeremy  snipped.
"Ahh, that, it's all in  your mind."
Jesse couldn't even touch  his dick for it felt like a big fat pud. "
Brother, Time Lord, you got one poor  sense of direction, chum!"
"No, I just increased the  weight of the elevator so it wouldn't hit the
station."
"And you're not  affected?"
"No, the Dimin Blue boys  there will fix it all to rights."
The small child like blue  alien boys, dressed in blue shiny outfits and blue
helmets and goggles, were  hard at work on the podium wiring. They were using
their  fingertips!
"I can move my dick  again,"  Jesse stood up and put a  hand out to help
Jeremy. Jeremy clasped it and Jesse pulled him up to him, hard  and they bumped
chests. They breathed on each other hard.
"I know you can but what am  I."  Jeremy smiled into Jesse's  face.
The Doctor got between  them, pressing his face into their cheeks, "Boys, don'
t steal my thunder. I was  explaining..."
"We don't care!!!"  They both said as they looked into each  other's eyes.
Jeremy added, "...for  once..."
The Doctor looked forlorn  and moved back, his head low. "Oh but..."   Jesse
looked at Jeremy's eyes  still and added, "...we're kinda curious..."
Jeremy took Jesse's hand  and moved to the Doctor, "Yeah, like who did this
and  why..."
"Well, we came here to find  out information that can save Luke Ward in the
year 1813, the month of October  respectively...not to mention two mere miners..."
"Of course, they're not  that hot so he almost forgot them..."  Jesse
quipped.
The Doctor pulled a face at  him. Jeremy just laughed and looked his naughty
boy look at Jesse, head tilted  down a bit.
"...it must have been someone  who...who knew that..."
"Who could know that?"  Jeremy picked his chin up.
"Someone who read my mind  without my knowing..."
"Your mind?" Jesse asked,  "Who could read a Time Lord's mind without a
Time Lord  knowing?"
The Doctor clicked his  fingers, "Another Time Lord, someone like..."    He
ran to the recovering  monks, and he took the hood off one who was holding it
down too far over his  eyes and the collar too far up his neck, "The Meddling
Monk!!!!"  The Doctor clapped his hands  together...
"He's such a faggot,"  Jesse  observed.
"The Monk or the  Doctor?"
"Take your  pick."
"I pick the Doctor, look at  the Monk..."
The Monk was a little old  man, shriveled and decrepit. The Doctor smiled at
him nevertheless, "And yet  another of my people lives."
Jeremy and Jesse ran to  them. Jesse asked, "Why's that so good? Since most
of the ones we found still  live have tried to kill you...."
Jeremy leaned in over  Jesse's shoulder and added, "...and us."
"Ohhh, this means there was  someone here plotting revenge! I knew we should
have left earlier,"   Jesse  said.
"But why?"  The Doctor asked.
"Doctor, who is the  Meddling Monk?"  Jeremy  asked.
"I'd like to explain  later,"  the Doctor grabbed the  Monk's arm, "But I'
ll do it now. He's a Time Lord who left, just like I did, a  long long long
longlong..."
"We get it! It's  long!"  Jeremy  yelled.
Jesse looked at the  Doctor's crotch, "And thick...and has..."
"Shut up!"  Jeremy and the Doctor  yelled.
"Hey, fuck you  both!"
"I mean it!"   Jeremy yelled, "I wanna know  who..."
"I mean it too, I wanna  fuck you both."
"SHUT  UP!"
"Anyway he's not like me. I  don't interfere..."
Jeremy and Jesse let loose  loud laughs and guffaws. "What?"  They both
giggled. "Since when?"   And other  insults.
The Doctor rolled his eyes.  The Monk laughed also and said,  "I  like these
too."
"Don't go getting any  ideas."  The Doctor waved to the  Monk with his other
hand. Then he gripped the Monk's other  arm.
"Well, they are not  stuffies like those other horrid companions of  yours...
Victoria?"
The Doctor corrected  him.  "Ahh, actually the ones you  met were Vicki and
Steven. And Gus, dear, poor  Gus."
"We're more like  stiffies,"  Jesse pouted, "But not  for you."
"Don't be rude,"  Jeremy  said.
"Seems you will be  regenerating soon."  The Doctor  looked at the Monk. "
But why destroy this elevator, with  yourself on  it?"
"I don't care if I  die!"  The Monk  yelled.
"If I looked like him  neither would I."
"Jesse!"  Jeremy said, "That's really  mean."
"I  know."

"Jesse,"  the Doctor turned,  "Jesse."
"Oh, I'm  sorry."
"I want..."  the Monk looked  downtrodden.
"Well, what is it?"  The Doctor  asked.
"I wanted Luke Ward for  myself. I mean if I were the one to unfreeze him
from being a tree, I'm sure he  would be grateful enough to..."
"You wanna fuck him?"  Jeremy concluded and asked at the same  time.
Jesse came forward, "Hey,  old man, I don't blame ya. I mean we saw what he
looked like on the TARDIS data  base records. He's a hot hunk from the turn of
the century, who wouldn't? And  did you see how fucking tall he was!"
The Monk became all  delightful and tried to clap his hands now, "Yes, yes, I
did."  He nodded acknowledgement to the boys.
"IF I MAY...interrupt,"  the Doctor said, "You were going to try  to slip
away I'd say while I was putting this right. You never seemed all that  much of a
killer despite your later methods with the Ice Warriors and all  that..."
"Whereas you...blew me out of  your TARDIS..."
"He's good at  blowing..."  Jeremy whispered to the  Monk, getting close to
his ear.
The Doctor turned, nudged  Jeremy out of the way using his shoulder and
snapped, "Jeremy! Don't ever get  that close to him again. A Time Lord, an evil
one, is very, very dangerous...could  kill you like that in so many ways or just
fool you into  complacency..."
Jeremy swallowed, "Sorry,  Doctor. I should have realized. By the way, who's
 Gus?"
"A former male companion,  friend, and he died saving me from this semi
mechanical hit man of the  Moderator's."
"Male companions don't last  long with the Doctor. Ask him about Adric..."
"Alive and well, thank you  very much,"  the Doctor said, "Funny  of you to
ask. In fact, he now has more lives than you  do..."
"Yes, I read about that on  the Matrix..."
The Doctor was  surprised.  "You've been in the  Matrix...?"
"Not for a long time..."  the Monk said.
"So Time Meddler, what am I  going to do with you?"
"Me?"  The Monk laughed sheepishly. "I just  want to get laid, Doctor..."
"Oh God,"  Jesse turned away, "I think I'm going to  be sick."
"And by the way I've also  lost a few female companions,"  the  Doctor went
back to that conversation.
"Yeah, like all of  them."  Jeremy smiled, "Not into  them, are you, Doc?"
"Don't call me Doc in front  of the Monk, Jeremy..."
Jeremy rolled his eyes.
The Doctor looked at the  blue boys came and surrounded the Monk. "You wanted
some boys, you get some. But  they want to put you in good. In prison that
is. My guess is for a long time.  You'll probably die of old age. And then...
maybe, just maybe, they will let you  go."
"Oh Doctor!"  The Monk gasped, "I just wanted to have  some boy fun!"
"So you snuck in here after  hours, undetected, he's a master thief and can
slip into  anywhere..."
"Except into a guy's..."  Jesse  stopped.
"And he wanted to get from  that anti matter scholar the same thing I wanted.
The location in time and space  of one of our own people."
Jesse sounded disappointed,  "Another one? Aww geeze! I thought they were all
dead...how many  survived?"
The Monk smiled and  snorted, "You'd be surprised..."  The  Doctor let go of
him as the blue alien boys took hold of the Monk. The Monk was  being lead
away by the little blue boy aliens. "Doctor, please, I can tell you  more about
our people...Gallifrey...Gallifrey...!"
He was taken away.  Getting melancholy and downcast, the  Doctor watched,
thinking about what the Monk said. "Let's see,"   Jeremy counted on his fingers,
 "There was the Master, that wacko. The Rani, that hot hunk that looked like
Jamie Barber of Battlestar Galactica 2006. And now this wackdoodle, The Time
Meddler or the Meddling Monk."
The Doctor whispered,  "There are some among us that believe the Monk and the
Master are one and the  same. That somehow they shielded the fact that the
Monk or the Master are the  earlier incarnation of the other. One and the  same."

"Wouldn't...you know  it?"  Jeremy  asked.
"It's been done  before...anyway,"  the Doctor  lightened his mood again.  "
Back to  my scholar...of anti matter. He seems in a light mood  himself..."
Jeremy looked at the lines  of the cartoon like being.  "Light  goes right
through him..."
"Back in a jiffy."  The Doctor moved past aliens, making  sure they were
okay and expressing his genuine concern for them but he stopped  at the anti
matter being, which seemed to grow as it met the Doctor.
An alien man, naked, with  six dicks came past Jeremy and Jesse and as he
passed, he turned to look at  them. He had six navels and six sets of abs. Jesse
looked as the alien man  stopped. His face was brown tanned and his hair
wooden colored. The man smiled.  "What will we do while waiting for the Doctor?"
On an alien planet in a  time in the future but the past of where the Doctor
and his boyfriends were,  somewhere far, somewhere that used to be peaceful...a
robot nanny with a round  face and round body, not unlike the robot maid from
THE JETSONS, was in a closet  with a baby boy. The maid had all the mechanical
equipment to feed, clean, and  care for the baby boy. She could even play
songs for him to laugh at and go to  sleep by. "Mommy was correct, dear baby,
Fesh."  Her voice was soft and warm. "He will  come. It is why she put here. We
will not be here long. He will come to save us.  He will come to free our
being. The Doctor will come for you. The Doctor will  come for me. Yes, the Doctor
will come. Trust in  that."
The woman, the mother,  screamed as machines came toward her. Sharp objects,
Machines entered her flesh.  She screamed, "DOCTOR! DOCTOR COME!"
"The Doctor will  come."

To be continued...