Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:15:08 EDT From: J Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 35 OLD ALIENS JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX Jesse looked up at the sky light, "We don't. Look!" They saw the bottom of the Station. The Station was hovering but the tube the elevator was on connected to it. The elevator traveled along it and rose up toward the bottom. Jeremy yelled, "Doctor, do something! The doors aren't open, Doctor!" Jeremy held Jesse's arms. They huddled together, watching it. "DOCTOR! Do something!!!" Jesse yelled. "DOCTOR!!!" They could see the doors, closed, along with the entire bulk of the station seemingly coming right down at them! In reality, the elevator was speeding up toward the station's bottom, ready to crash right into it!!! The Doctor was talking to himself wildly as he tossed some wires out of the podium. Staff maintenance, some little blue boys, came running to help him but he knew they would be too late. "Weight!" The Doctor took out the sonic screwdriver and held it at the wire mass and the opening among some of them. The light that was green in their division gaps turned red as the Doctor pressed the sonic screwdriver, "That's all we need, a little bit of extra weight!!!" Jeremy looked up, "Cover your eyes, don't look!" He put Jesse's face into his chest and held the back of his lover's head. He kept looking up though. The bottom of the station was not moving at the top of the window he looked out. Then he noticed Jesse's head felt heavy and so did his body. So did his own body. He fell with the weight of it all. The elevator had stopped mere inches from the station bottom, the doors on the station closed tight. Jesse and Jeremy tumbled to the white floor in a heap. And Jeremy noted the aliens were all on the floor too. "Except for me of course, I've been skinny since, what regeneration? My tenth? Oh, blimey, there was that fat one or two of me since mind you..." Jeremy felt heavy, even though he knew his body had not changed. "Doctor!" "Okay," the Doctor looked at the blue boys who wore thick helmets, "You lot, do what you have to to stop this sabotage...and then I'll return the weight of all the guests and party goers..." He patted the back of two of the boy aliens and ran to his downed companions, hopping over downed aliens and monsters and creatures. "How's it hanging, boys?" "At the moment, it's not!" Jeremy had to grit his teeth to talk. "I...we... can't move." "Even if you could, I'd advise against it, my boys," the Doctor smiled and held the sides of his jacket like the First Doctor. "You weight about 359 pounds, give or take a few more." "Is that the only way you could have stopped us?" "Only weight," the Doctor laughed, "Guess it, the joke I mean. The one I just made. Only weight. Oh, no? Not amused, eh?" "Doctor, just get us out of here!" Jeremy snipped. "Ahh, that, it's all in your mind." Jesse couldn't even touch his dick for it felt like a big fat pud. " Brother, Time Lord, you got one poor sense of direction, chum!" "No, I just increased the weight of the elevator so it wouldn't hit the station." "And you're not affected?" "No, the Dimin Blue boys there will fix it all to rights." The small child like blue alien boys, dressed in blue shiny outfits and blue helmets and goggles, were hard at work on the podium wiring. They were using their fingertips! "I can move my dick again," Jesse stood up and put a hand out to help Jeremy. Jeremy clasped it and Jesse pulled him up to him, hard and they bumped chests. They breathed on each other hard. "I know you can but what am I." Jeremy smiled into Jesse's face. The Doctor got between them, pressing his face into their cheeks, "Boys, don' t steal my thunder. I was explaining..." "We don't care!!!" They both said as they looked into each other's eyes. Jeremy added, "...for once..." The Doctor looked forlorn and moved back, his head low. "Oh but..." Jesse looked at Jeremy's eyes still and added, "...we're kinda curious..." Jeremy took Jesse's hand and moved to the Doctor, "Yeah, like who did this and why..." "Well, we came here to find out information that can save Luke Ward in the year 1813, the month of October respectively...not to mention two mere miners..." "Of course, they're not that hot so he almost forgot them..." Jesse quipped. The Doctor pulled a face at him. Jeremy just laughed and looked his naughty boy look at Jesse, head tilted down a bit. "...it must have been someone who...who knew that..." "Who could know that?" Jeremy picked his chin up. "Someone who read my mind without my knowing..." "Your mind?" Jesse asked, "Who could read a Time Lord's mind without a Time Lord knowing?" The Doctor clicked his fingers, "Another Time Lord, someone like..." He ran to the recovering monks, and he took the hood off one who was holding it down too far over his eyes and the collar too far up his neck, "The Meddling Monk!!!!" The Doctor clapped his hands together... "He's such a faggot," Jesse observed. "The Monk or the Doctor?" "Take your pick." "I pick the Doctor, look at the Monk..." The Monk was a little old man, shriveled and decrepit. The Doctor smiled at him nevertheless, "And yet another of my people lives." Jeremy and Jesse ran to them. Jesse asked, "Why's that so good? Since most of the ones we found still live have tried to kill you...." Jeremy leaned in over Jesse's shoulder and added, "...and us." "Ohhh, this means there was someone here plotting revenge! I knew we should have left earlier," Jesse said. "But why?" The Doctor asked. "Doctor, who is the Meddling Monk?" Jeremy asked. "I'd like to explain later," the Doctor grabbed the Monk's arm, "But I' ll do it now. He's a Time Lord who left, just like I did, a long long long longlong..." "We get it! It's long!" Jeremy yelled. Jesse looked at the Doctor's crotch, "And thick...and has..." "Shut up!" Jeremy and the Doctor yelled. "Hey, fuck you both!" "I mean it!" Jeremy yelled, "I wanna know who..." "I mean it too, I wanna fuck you both." "SHUT UP!" "Anyway he's not like me. I don't interfere..." Jeremy and Jesse let loose loud laughs and guffaws. "What?" They both giggled. "Since when?" And other insults. The Doctor rolled his eyes. The Monk laughed also and said, "I like these too." "Don't go getting any ideas." The Doctor waved to the Monk with his other hand. Then he gripped the Monk's other arm. "Well, they are not stuffies like those other horrid companions of yours... Victoria?" The Doctor corrected him. "Ahh, actually the ones you met were Vicki and Steven. And Gus, dear, poor Gus." "We're more like stiffies," Jesse pouted, "But not for you." "Don't be rude," Jeremy said. "Seems you will be regenerating soon." The Doctor looked at the Monk. " But why destroy this elevator, with yourself on it?" "I don't care if I die!" The Monk yelled. "If I looked like him neither would I." "Jesse!" Jeremy said, "That's really mean." "I know." "Jesse," the Doctor turned, "Jesse." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I want..." the Monk looked downtrodden. "Well, what is it?" The Doctor asked. "I wanted Luke Ward for myself. I mean if I were the one to unfreeze him from being a tree, I'm sure he would be grateful enough to..." "You wanna fuck him?" Jeremy concluded and asked at the same time. Jesse came forward, "Hey, old man, I don't blame ya. I mean we saw what he looked like on the TARDIS data base records. He's a hot hunk from the turn of the century, who wouldn't? And did you see how fucking tall he was!" The Monk became all delightful and tried to clap his hands now, "Yes, yes, I did." He nodded acknowledgement to the boys. "IF I MAY...interrupt," the Doctor said, "You were going to try to slip away I'd say while I was putting this right. You never seemed all that much of a killer despite your later methods with the Ice Warriors and all that..." "Whereas you...blew me out of your TARDIS..." "He's good at blowing..." Jeremy whispered to the Monk, getting close to his ear. The Doctor turned, nudged Jeremy out of the way using his shoulder and snapped, "Jeremy! Don't ever get that close to him again. A Time Lord, an evil one, is very, very dangerous...could kill you like that in so many ways or just fool you into complacency..." Jeremy swallowed, "Sorry, Doctor. I should have realized. By the way, who's Gus?" "A former male companion, friend, and he died saving me from this semi mechanical hit man of the Moderator's." "Male companions don't last long with the Doctor. Ask him about Adric..." "Alive and well, thank you very much," the Doctor said, "Funny of you to ask. In fact, he now has more lives than you do..." "Yes, I read about that on the Matrix..." The Doctor was surprised. "You've been in the Matrix...?" "Not for a long time..." the Monk said. "So Time Meddler, what am I going to do with you?" "Me?" The Monk laughed sheepishly. "I just want to get laid, Doctor..." "Oh God," Jesse turned away, "I think I'm going to be sick." "And by the way I've also lost a few female companions," the Doctor went back to that conversation. "Yeah, like all of them." Jeremy smiled, "Not into them, are you, Doc?" "Don't call me Doc in front of the Monk, Jeremy..." Jeremy rolled his eyes. The Doctor looked at the blue boys came and surrounded the Monk. "You wanted some boys, you get some. But they want to put you in good. In prison that is. My guess is for a long time. You'll probably die of old age. And then... maybe, just maybe, they will let you go." "Oh Doctor!" The Monk gasped, "I just wanted to have some boy fun!" "So you snuck in here after hours, undetected, he's a master thief and can slip into anywhere..." "Except into a guy's..." Jesse stopped. "And he wanted to get from that anti matter scholar the same thing I wanted. The location in time and space of one of our own people." Jesse sounded disappointed, "Another one? Aww geeze! I thought they were all dead...how many survived?" The Monk smiled and snorted, "You'd be surprised..." The Doctor let go of him as the blue alien boys took hold of the Monk. The Monk was being lead away by the little blue boy aliens. "Doctor, please, I can tell you more about our people...Gallifrey...Gallifrey...!" He was taken away. Getting melancholy and downcast, the Doctor watched, thinking about what the Monk said. "Let's see," Jeremy counted on his fingers, "There was the Master, that wacko. The Rani, that hot hunk that looked like Jamie Barber of Battlestar Galactica 2006. And now this wackdoodle, The Time Meddler or the Meddling Monk." The Doctor whispered, "There are some among us that believe the Monk and the Master are one and the same. That somehow they shielded the fact that the Monk or the Master are the earlier incarnation of the other. One and the same." "Wouldn't...you know it?" Jeremy asked. "It's been done before...anyway," the Doctor lightened his mood again. " Back to my scholar...of anti matter. He seems in a light mood himself..." Jeremy looked at the lines of the cartoon like being. "Light goes right through him..." "Back in a jiffy." The Doctor moved past aliens, making sure they were okay and expressing his genuine concern for them but he stopped at the anti matter being, which seemed to grow as it met the Doctor. An alien man, naked, with six dicks came past Jeremy and Jesse and as he passed, he turned to look at them. He had six navels and six sets of abs. Jesse looked as the alien man stopped. His face was brown tanned and his hair wooden colored. The man smiled. "What will we do while waiting for the Doctor?" On an alien planet in a time in the future but the past of where the Doctor and his boyfriends were, somewhere far, somewhere that used to be peaceful...a robot nanny with a round face and round body, not unlike the robot maid from THE JETSONS, was in a closet with a baby boy. The maid had all the mechanical equipment to feed, clean, and care for the baby boy. She could even play songs for him to laugh at and go to sleep by. "Mommy was correct, dear baby, Fesh." Her voice was soft and warm. "He will come. It is why she put here. We will not be here long. He will come to save us. He will come to free our being. The Doctor will come for you. The Doctor will come for me. Yes, the Doctor will come. Trust in that." The woman, the mother, screamed as machines came toward her. Sharp objects, Machines entered her flesh. She screamed, "DOCTOR! DOCTOR COME!" "The Doctor will come." To be continued...