Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:21:39 EDT From: J Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY 37 The blue alien female slithered on tentacles that barely touched the ground. She flew at Don and the blast that he created from the second bomb was absorbed. The blast, at his front, also took most of his body with it too. He was absorbed into the alien in part and blown to the side, in other parts. " What happened?" Jeremy asked as the Doctor helped him up. "I do believe she absorbed the bomb and most of our terrorist fuckhead here into herself." "Is he dead?" "Hard to say." The Doctor brushed Jeremy's back off. "His spirit might be inside her, ready to be released when she enters the spirit world. You?" "I'm fine." Jeremy said, sour mooded. "Fucked up again." "Nonsense, you did well," the Doctor said. "You saved us by delaying him." "I wanted to save us by kicking the shit out of him." Jeremy said, "I hate fucking terrorists." Jesse was behind him. "Oh I don't know. I like fucking everyone, long as it's a male." "Not funny," Jeremy said, brushing his jacket off and opening the zipper to reveal his bare belly. "Damn," Jesse said, "Damn! You're fucking hot." He kissed Jeremy's bare navel. Jeremy laughed, "That tickles." "Boys," the Doctor said with his not now attitude, "Not in front of the alien protesters." "We're all fine, Doctor," the blue alien said. "You work for the clinic?" The alien ghost of blue said to their minds, "No..." Leigh spoke up, "She works in the clinic." The Doctor nodded. Jeremy rubbed the back of his own head, "I wouldn't have known..." Jesse was looking over Jeremy's ribs, using his hands and his eyes, and practically drooling, "You seem fine...fit..." "...you two seem so friendly with each other and at ease..." Leigh smiled, "It's the year 11 billion, my friend. Beside, Calietikal here, she, well, she talks to and counsels those who may or may not want an abortion." "Good job," the Doctor said, "Well, boys, time to go." "The offer still stands, Leigh." Jeremy touched her chin. "What offer?" Jesse scoffed, more than a bit jealous as looked at Leigh. He looked her up and down. "What?" "It's nothing," Leigh said, "Thanks." The Doctor said his quick goodbyes and hyper tense handshakes to the aliens and hybrid humans and moved to the TARDIS, "Just a few more stops to pick up some of what we need...and for once, one of my people helped us instead of trying to kill us. In fact by 11 billion, we know he will be instrumental in getting whatever life forms are left in this universe out of this universe before ..." "Boom." Jesse made an explosion gesture with his hands and fingers. "Yes," the Doctor eyed him warily, "Okay, into the TARDIS!" he opened the door. Jesse went inside, sticking his tongue sensuously between his teeth to the Doctor so that the Doctor could see it as he passed. Jesse brought his tongue back in just as sensuously and but slower and with his left hand rubbed up the inside of his shirt to reveal his bare belly. "Yes." "Doctor?" "Yes, Jeremy." The Doctor looked into the TARDIS. "Are you sure RTD doesn't stand for Relatively TimeLord Dementia?" "Inside!" The Doctor laughed. "Real Timid Doctor?" "Jeremy." >From inside, they heard Jesse chime in. "Roughly TimeLord Desexed." "I heard that!" "You were meant to." Jeremy laughed and followed Jesse inside. The Doctor waved to the others watching. Davi waved, "What a life..." >From inside the TARDIS, they heard the Doctor say, "Don't touch that!" Then silence for a second. Then, "Yes! Touch that! Please touch that!" "OW!" The TARDIS groaned and moaned into a vanishing. Leigh was shedding a tear and standing next to Davi, "Yes, what a life...very pleasant for them..." "Most of the time." Davi smiled. A hunky broad and short alien man came up to them and he wore only a thong. Davi decided the man was very fit and his body was one that could sport such a thing. "Well, time to get back to... some hard..." "Yes?" Leigh asked, raising an eyebrow. "Work." "Yes, Doctor...." Leigh said. Inside the TARDIS, the Doctor was already at the tri-stalled console. They were in the dark, large gothic control room. Candles were lit. Rugs were thrown. "Oh just the thing!" From small antique table which had a table cloth over it, Jeremy picked up a steaming hot cup of tea. "Benjamie must have left it for us..." Jesse picked up a cup and sat down in a large cushioned chair, "Oh yeah, I' m exhausted...hey, how'd he know?" The Doctor listened and smiled, "He knows much..." "Since traveling with you..." Jeremy picked up a third cup and strode over to the Doctor, "...we've gotten a taste for the tea..." "Never could stand coffee," Jesse called over to them. Jeremy handed the Doctor his cup. "Where to now?" "We need to pick up some Eucalyptus leaves, the kind that grow in Australia ..." "Fresh?" Jesse called over from in between sips of his tea. "Yes, you are," the Doctor said, "That tongue of yours..." "We have to get fresh ones, freshly picked?" "Yes, Jer," the Doctor said, "That's why I want to go there directly." "What else?" "What do you mean?" "I can tell we're going there for some other reason." "Wellll...." "Come on, give..." "Yeah, Doc," Jesse said, standing up and putting his tea down, "What else?" "We need to gather some koala poo." Jeremy laughed, standing and sipping his tea, spitting some of it out. Jesse laughed too. The Doctor had his own tea in hand now and sipped it. "Well, anyway, it's been an interesting journey thus far with the two of you...I imagine..." he took a sip... "You'll leave me the pair of you someday...someday..." Jesse picked up his tea. "I'm gonna need another cup." He sipped some and moved toward them. "What makes you say that, Doctor?" "Ahh, that's life. They all do." Jeremy looked at Jesse and shrugged. "Doctor..." "Doc, you're the love of my life..." Jesse said. "Our..." "Yeah, our lives," Jesse corrected himself. "We can't really leave you." "I want to grow old with you, Doctor..." "So do I. Even it takes a million years..." The Doctor swallowed. "You feel that way now, the both of you but things change. Entropy. Time. Companions..." "Is that all we are to you? Just another set of companions?" Jeremy asked. "I..." Jesse started to say something but thought better of it. "No. No, I didn't mean..." the Doctor stopped. "I don't know. Just musing... boys, I've lived over 4000 years..." "We don't care." Jesse came to put his arm on the Doctor's back and left shoulder. "We're here..." "Permanently..." Jeremy came over and took the Doctor's chin in his hand. " We love you." He put his mouth on the Doctor's and kissed, pressing. Behind the Doctor, Jesse nibbled on the Doctor's ear. "Ditto..." "Thank you, both." The Doctor had tears in his eyes and didn't want them to fall. "Even with all the danger..." "Oh that," Jeremy shook his head one way, "We love it." "Yeah, makes it hotter," Jesse said. "And if you one or both of you die?" "Hell, at least we died doing what we love with who we love," Jesse spoke up. Jeremy looked at them both and shook his head positively. "Well, then drink your tea," the Doctor put his cup up, "And may I propose a toast?" "A toast?" Jeremy said, "To what?" "To the adventure of 40 life times, thanks to being with you," he laughed. They drank a bit. "And to all of you at home too, Merry Christmas..." "What's he on about now?" Jesse asked as he sipped. The TARDIS was making its usual sounds of travel. Jeremy shrugged. The TARDIS groaned as if to say the Doctor was just being nostalgic and silly. Jeremy looked at the data on the console, "1982, but Doctor, it's not Christmas there..." "Ahh, but it is somewhere, some time, to someone, innit?" "Oh well," Jeremy said, "Merry Christmas to all of you at home, too." Jesse followed suit. The Doctor then put his tea down but picked it up again, "And to what looks like it will be shaping up to be the most interesting summer...an interesting and adventuresome summer to all of you at home too!" They drank. Later, in Australia's hot and balmy wilderness, while the Doctor was on a ladder Jesse fetched from the TARDIS, Jeremy had a koala bear around his neck. He had on a Hawaiian shirt, open to reveal his bare mid chest, bone necklace from Africa, and short short shorts, gym pants style from the mid to late 1970s, revealing quite a bit of legs and being very tight. Revealing Jeremy's big package. "Doctor! Jesse! A news stand! Right in the middle of no where." "Great!" Jesse called from under the ladder, trying to hold the bucket that the Doctor was dropping eucalyptus leaves into. "Maybe tomorrow we will be in the headlines--as criminals picking leaves off trees that are protected." "Nonsense," the Doctor reached up, his jacket off to show his green sweater. He wasn't really holding on. This gave Jesse yet another job: to hold the Doctor's butt to steady him from falling. "Wish I had another few hands and arms like those guys from Fagus 3!" Jesse said, "I wish you would hold on, Doctor!" "Hold on, almost done, then Jeremy can get poo from our friend down there." "Great!" Jesse said, "He gets to do something..." "I don't mind," Jesse looked at the news stand. There were magazines from all over the world. Stooping, and while the koala licked his face, he read a few headlines. UNITED STATES: WASHINGTON, D.C: DAILY NEWSDAY: FEDERAL GOVERNMENT BEHIND IN PAPERWORK. EXTRA WORK DAYS DECLARED. And in London: LONDON EVENING STANDARD: HURRAH! ALL THE BEGGARS HAVE GONE! THE MIRROR: FREE CARDBOARD BOX FOR ALL READERS. Hundreds Vanish from Waterloo 's Cardboard City. THE TIMES: THE HOMELESS ARE NEWS! THEY AREN'T ANYMORE! THE GUARDIAN: WESTMINISTER CATHEDRAL AREA MISSING WINOS! WINOS NOT MISSING AREA! THE TELEGRAPH: PICCADILLY CIRCUS AND LEICESTER SQUARE HERALDS NEW MILLIONAIRES! HOMELESS MADE MILLIONS OVERNIGHT! THE MAIL: EX-HOMELESS FASHIONS AND WHAT THE SUDDENLY RICH WEAR! "Doctor!" Jeremy called up loudly at the same time he stood back up. But the Doctor was right next to him. "No need to shout, Jeremy, I'm right here." "Look at these!" The Doctor read them in seconds. "Oh those. Don't mind those." Jesse gasped, "But it could be aliens!" "The poor and homeless are not alien," the Doctor said, then nodded half sideways, "Well, not most of them anyways..." Jesse hauled the bucket up and to the Doctor, "I meant it could be aliens who took them!" "It is!" The Doctor said. "Well, shouldn't we do something about it then!?" Jesse shouted. "No, no. It'll be allright." "How'd you know?" Jeremy asked. "Jeremy, Jesse, you two of all people should know that not all aliens are evil. Not all of them are bad." Jesse smiled, "And some of em give great head..." "Yes," the Doctor smiled. "So happens that the aliens who took those homeless was me and Adric I believe...gave them good homes, too, I may say so myself. Now come on, Jesse, let's leave Jeremy to have this koala..." Jeremy interrupted, "Name's Skipp." "Skipp..." Jesse repeated. "Skipp lead him to where his bathroom is..." Jeremy pulled a face as Jesse laughed. The Doctor handed Jeremy a huge plastic bag with a zip lock top. " We need a lot..." As they left, Jeremy laughed...