Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2006 00:31:50 EDT
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 39

"The Doctor?"  Jeremy asked, "He..."   He turned and the TARDIS was gone.  "
But did you see that?"
"Yeah but it didn't move,  we did...!"  Jesse  said.
Suddenly the Doctor was  there. The planet changed. They were on a planet of
huge yellow, waxy mounds.  "What the hell's happening?"  Jeremy  ran to the
Doctor, "Doctor, who...how'd..."
"Shh, shh shh!"  The Doctor called out. He was leaning  over some bushes
amid the strange hovels of  abodes. The sky was blue as before and  the clouds
were white. It was, as on the other planet, a clear warm day with  brisk and
highly comforting cool winds. However, what chilled Jeremy was that  the Doctor
was standing over a strange figure. Which rose. It had the face of a  dog. A
dog man. Floppy ears, curly hair like a poodle and fangs. It bared them  at the
Doctor and ran at him! Growling! Claws out! Rushing at the  Doctor!
Jeremy acted fast and  jumped up and planted both feet on the creature's side
and knocked it away from  the Doctor. It screeched like a dog and rolled and
crouched, ready to spring up  again.  Jeremy recovered and rolled  fast.  "I
don't know what you are or  why you're trying to hurt the Doctor but I won't
let  you!"
Jesse yelled, "Doctor,  what's going on? Where the hell did you come from?
Why are you here? How'd you  get here? How'd we get here? And why isn't the
TARDIS  here?"
"He destroyed my  civilization so that all you see here is what it is!"  The
Dog Man stood up, "You know  that!"
Jeremy put his hands out  and flat, something he read that wild animals felt
more comfortable with. "I  don't know what you are talking about but can't we
be  friends?"
"You let me out, of course  I won't hurt you but him..."
"This world is based on  comic books that were found on a time ship that went
out of  control..."
"Not a Time Lord  again,"  Jesse  puffed.
"No, one of your time  ships, from Earth, misguided though it was,"  the
Doctor quickly said. "Look, I don't  know what's going on either. All I know is
I stepped out of the TARDIS...Oh dear,  Jeremy, what time do you have?"
"Time?"  Jeremy looked, "Why it's 3:15  and..."
Jesse looked at Jeremy's  hesitation, "What's the matter? Why'd you stop
like  that?"
Suddenly all four of them  were in the TARDIS or rather one of the control
rooms. "What the fuck's this  then?"  Jesse looked around. "It...it  looks
organic..."
"Marble,"  Jeremy felt the side beams going up up.
"Like skin,"  Jesse said,  "Calcified..."
"It's another of the TARDIS  control rooms...an old one. Or rather not one of
the oldest. I used it for some  time, beginning in my 8th or 9th body and
continuing on to  my 10th and beyond that...not one of my favorites..."
"I can see why, it's  fucking creepy."  Jesse  remarked.
The Dog Man smiled and went  over to the console, "I'll take you to my home
planet. Then you can leave me  there. And I thank you for that. I am familiar
with Earth customs. The planet I  just left and my own have read some of your
Earth  books."
"Comic books?"  Jeremy asked, "You've read comic  books."
"Doctor, what's  happening?"  Jesse asked, moving to  his side, touching his
back.
"I...I think I know. It  happened to me once or twice before. When I was with
my grandchildren John and  Gillian. Cor, I hadn't met them since that business
with the Kleptons and it's  been a long long time since I've seen them. Not
since, Oh my, since that whole  thing with the Quarks and their meeting my
kilted friend Jamie, oh he's from  Scotland  and..."
"Doctor, the business at  uh, hand..."  Jeremy puts his hand up  to the Doctor'
s face and pokes a finger in his  mouth.
The Doctor takes it out and  licks his lips, "Ahh, yes. But it's been so
long since I've seen them, the dears  and my other grand daughter, Susan. I must
make a stop at the Zebedee University to visit Gillian and John.  They're safe
there."
"Bet they friggin met  dinosaurs. Probably the king dino himself, the Rex."
Jesse pouted.  "Rather meet any of the dinosaurs than  dog faced boy over
there. No offense."
"Oh none taken,"  the dog boy said, "Name's, oh I've  already told you,
haven't I?"
"Humor us, if you  can."  Jesse fake  smiled.
"Glip."
"Well, Glip what're you  doing?"  The Doctor  smiled.
"Setting my home planet  coordinates for you..."
"You know how?"  The Doctor  asked.
"Yes, you showed  me."
"I...oh dear. That confirms  it. We, my traveling lovelies...we are in a ...
.Jeremy,  time?"
"Time now? Is...well, that's  odd."
"What is it?"  Jesse held Jeremy's arm to view the  time. "Three o'clock,
what's so odd about that?"
"Look at the hands...."   Jeremy told  him.
"Yes indeed, look,"  the Doctor said mystically, cryptically  as though he
knew what Jesse would see.
"So what? Something is  wrong with your watch,"  Jesse said,  "mine is...."
Checking it, he  found the hands running backwards, the second timer running
backward as well.  "What does it mean?"
"I don't wanna think about  it,"  Jeremy said. "Time...time's  running
backwards..."
"We shall be there soon, my  friends."
"Not for Glop  there."
"Glip."
Jesse scoffed,  "Whatever."
"We must have gone through  a..."
Jeremy and Jesse watch the  Doctor. They were on an alien planet. The TARDIS
was nearby and at the signpost  again. Suburbs again. The Doctor was holding
Glip's arms and looking at him.  "Hypnotizing him seems to be the only way to...
Oh, Jeremy, fetch my recorder from  the TARDIS..."
Jeremy ran in and came out  with a portable tape recorder, "A bit 20th
century  but..."
"The flute!"  Jesse said, "That's also called a  recorder."  He shook his
head, "I"ll  get it!"  Jesse ran into the TARDIS  and came out.
Jeremy frowned, "We'll, I'm  not the music major."
The Doctor pushed Glip  off  him. Jeremy grabbed the dog  man's arms. The
Doctor snapped up the recorder from Jesse. He began to play. As  the Doctor
played, Jeremy could feel Glip's muscles relax. He didn't have to  hold him as
tight any longer. Soon, he let him go.
"We're at the end of our  adventure, aren't we?"  Jeremy  guessed.
"Just about,"  the Doctor said, "We bring him home. He  finds out that I
caused his civilization's near  downfall..."
"He called it a  downfall,"  Jesse reminded him.
"Thanks for reminding  me."
The two boys vanished. The  Doctor was turned around to see them go again.
Glip grabbed his shoulders and  started to force him down to the ground, fangs
bared again. Reaching his mouth  toward the Doctor's neck!
Jeremy and Jesse were in a  police station. In a dark cell. "What the fuck?"
 Jesse said.
A policeman took his club  and hit the bars, "I told you both no foul
language."
"It looks like an  Earth..."   Jeremy  stated.
"I think it's probably one  of the Doctor's parallel worlds he's always
going on  about..."
"What happens if they can't  find us?"  Jeremy gulps.
Jesse leaned in and guided  Jeremy to a flat bench which had a ripped pad on
it. "We know that they will.  We're heading for the time when the TARDIS
landed here. Appeared  here."
"It's now...about 2: 19..."
"Quick time for a quick  snog."  Jesse moved his face and  kissed Jeremy and
didn't let up. He moved his head from side to side. They  slurped.
Jeremy gulped, "Jesse, it  might be against the law here..."
"I don't care."  Jesse shrugged, "We already in jail, my  nigga."  He put
his lips back on  Jeremy's mouth and ministered again. Jeremy did the like in
kind.
The cop came back, "Do what  you like. Your homo tendencies won't save you
when we put you both in the  electric bed."
"Don't like  the...Mffmmm..."  Jeremy said but had to  stop talking as Jesse
kept kissing Jeremy. Jesse put his hand up to the cop and  gave him the middle
finger.
"Executing you two, will be  fun. I might put in for it myself."  The cop
laughed, "Go on and do your gay thing while you  can."
Jeremy put his middle  finger up, too.
"HAI!!!"  The  Doctor grabbed Glip's arm and flipped  him over. "Venusian
karate, my good friend. Man's best friend. Can't we be  friends?"  He put his
hand out and  Glip licked it.
"My nature is to attack  those who put me in, who betrayed me and kept me as
pet. I like you and your friends. They  freed me. You touch my heart. I would
like you as my  master."
The Doctor petted Glip's  head. "Sorry. I've already got a dog. But what say
we get off this street and  try to find my two friends?"
"Glip knows where they  are."
"Good, then if you create a  little distraction outside..."
"This way, follow me!"  The dog boy ran  off.
"Just like Lassie,"  the Doctor said and paced after  him.
At the police station, the  Doctor said, "Glip, mind your humping my leg...and
keep it in there will  you?"
"Sorry, Doctor. Master. It  is time."
"Ahh yeah.  2:15..."
Jesse and Jeremy were  rubbing each other's heads. Kissing. Moving, Tonguing.
Pressing. Jesse laid his  back down on the seat and Jeremy pushed over him,
their mouth locked. "Okay,  okay, you two, that's more than enough,"  another
cop came over to the cell, "I know I'm liberal and all that  but..."
The meaner cop came over  and softened a bit. "Riley, if they're going to be
executed  anyway..."
"They freed a murdering  savage dog."
Jeremy turned. Jesse said,  "Don't stop!"
Jeremy stood up and Jesse  followed, closing his pants, which somehow Jeremy
had managed to open while they  had kissed. He was also wet. "Executed. We
freed  Glip?"
"Yeah and he killed two  people..."
"He hasn't yet!"  Jesse came forward, buttoning his shirt  again as he
realized it was undone. He had felt his nipples hard and sticking  through the
sides of the shirt ends.
"It's no use, Jess,"  Jeremy gasped, "They're a part of it.  They
experience time the right way in this universe. It's our time that's outta  whack..."
A loud howling came.  "Werewolf!"  One cop  said.
Riley gasped, "Not a  werewolf! That dog boy!"  He nodded  and yelled for
the men to come with him. They all pulled their guns out.
The Doctor ran in,  disheveled. "He attacked me! He's out there!"  Once past
the main crowd, the Doctor  took the sonic screwdriver out of his pants and
started on the cell door. It  opened. "Please hurry, of all my 79,900, 893
escapes from cells and dungeons and  the like, the worst effect is getting shot in
the back through one of my or both  of my hearts so please hurry back into
the cell...I mean, this time thing is  effecting even me...won't you...hurry, won't
you..."
"Won't you..."  Then the Doctor was outside again,  talking to Glip. "Won't
you help me find and free them?  Please?"
"These people, the two I  killed. They are the two who kept me in that house.
That fence. That  backyard."
"I know. You were not free.  It's not reason to kill."
"You know it's my nature."
"Yes, as is time  reversal."  The Doctor took out a  large clock from his
pocket, "1:45 pm, hmmm."
"Will you take me back to  my planet?"
"Of course. No matter what  happens to my friends."
"You will find them."

The TARDIS doors opened.  The Doctor stepped outside and put down the device,
a metallic affair wrapped in  a bubble filled with liquid. There was  a place
to manipulate the buttons.  He took in the clear warm summery day. The sky
was blue and clouds of  white fluffy masses passed by. The Doctor put the device
down. He stretched.  "Now where have those two boys gone too? It's time to..."
     He looked at the sign  and the houses. "Oh no. This is not 1831. I bet it
's not even England. Sarah Jane's always telling  me I need better...old girl,
not Sarah, you!"  he meant the TARDIS. "Still, I bet you  brought us here
for a reason, aye, old girl. I wish you'd get a sex change. Like  it better if
you were a male, aye?" A strange sound came from the TARDIS. "Just  teasin
you, just teasin."    He shut the doors after putting the circular device inside.
He moved out.  He was oblivious to the fact that it was 1:30 pm.    "Oh fuck,
I must find them. They must be  almost ready to be given their sentence..."

One o'clock:  in a brown paneled trial room in a big  white law building,
Jeremy and Jesse sat down. The judge stood up, "Go on,  everyone be quiet now so
I can give them the news."
Riley whispered to another  cop at the doors. "I wanted to tell them. It
would give me great  pleasure."
"You are to be executed.  Electrifried."
"Big news there."  Jesse said.
Jeremy frowned at the  irony.  "We haven't even committed  the crime yet."
"Look at the time,"  Jesse whispered. The clock in the room  said one o'
clock.
"DAMN!"   Jesse said. He and Jeremy were  sitting. They hadn't really moved
but the seat they were on was the cell again.
Riley came up to the cage.  "I  know what the yare gonna do to  you both."
He turned to look out  into the police station they were all back in again.  "
No one knows this but I do. They are  going to..."
"Electrocute us,"  Jeremy stood up and went to the bars to  deliver the news
to the cop.
The Cop stamped, "I wanted  to tell you that!"
Jesse came to the cell  bars. He sneered at the cop. "Think they can make me
sit in my lover here,  Jeremy's lap? I hear electrocution can be real  hot!"
"Jesse, don't antagonize  him."
The cop took out his  nightstick and hit the bars, making Jesse and Jeremy
jump back.  Jesse yelled out, "I'm not even sure  what it is we did!??"
"Really? You don't remember  letting the dog boy out? You don't recall
allowing him to kill the two people  who fed him, who let him go to the bathroom in
their backyard? Don't recall any  of that?"
"No?"  They both said. Jesse nodded, "We  haven't a chance."  The cop
laughed  and moved off. Jesse sat back down, "How can we defend ourselves when we
don't  even know what happened ourselves? I mean we haven't lived through that
 yet!"
Jeremy nodded, "I  know..."  he kept standing and looked  out the bars. "I'm
not sure what's going on either really. Just that they seemed  to have lived
through it but not yet? Time is going backwards..."  he turned to the downcast
Jesse. He  moved to him and put his hand on Jesse's hand, leaning down, "Jess,
he will find  a way..."
"How?"  Jesse nodded, "This is so  strange..."
"I take it he's used to  strange..."
In the courtroom an hour  later to the boys but earlier to the rest of the
people of this planet, evidence  was given. Riley testified. "They knew the name
of the dog boy. They called him  Glip as I put them into their cell."
"THAT..."  Jeremy said, "Hasn't happened  yet."
Then, much later to the  boys but earlier for the courtroom folks and the
rest of the planet's civilians,  the judge stood up. "You are found..."
"Guilty...as not yet  charged?"  Jesse said and quite  loudly too.
"Contempt of court..."  the judge hit his hammer down on the  desk.
"He just wanted to say  that..."  Jesse  whispered.
"We obviously don't get  killed because it would have happened already,"
Jeremy said and then thought about that.  "Oh my God, what am I saying? I'm
speaking gibberish."
"No, you're making  sense,"  Jesse nodded, "We're going  to be okay. I am
guessin we just have to ride this time out until the Doctor can  get the TARDIS
outta here."
"It's 12 pm."  Jeremy  said.
"It's 10:40 in the AM, and  welcome to your new home,"  Riley  snapped as he
tossed Jeremy and Jesse, a hand on both their backs, into the  cell. "Your
dog boyfriend may have gotten away..."
"I always told the Doc he  was a bit of a dog..."
"He doesn't mean him. He  means Glip..."
"So you know his name! More  evidence to prove you were his accomplice."
"We weren't!"  Jesse yelled and stood back as the cop  slammed the cell door
shut. "OIWWW! Oh my!"
"What is it?"
"I have cum in my  pants."
Jeremy smiled as Jesse  gulped. "I know you're always glad to see me."
"No seriously, one second I  was high and dry..."
"Thanks a  lot..."
"And the next I have..."  Jesse shook, "Oh  shit!"
Jeremy looked alarmed,  "Jesse, what's wrong?"
"I...OHHH!"  Jesse dipped his crotch back and then  forward, far forward. "
OHHHAHHH! WOW!"
Jeremy grabbed his  shoulders, "What happened?"
"Nothing like that before.  Ever happened. The cum, it...it  just  went back
into my dickhead...it felt..."  he breathed in. "Felt great. Nothing like that
before...oh  wow."
Jeremy smiled, "I'm almost  jealous. Must be the effect of time going
backwards again..."
"I think I need to sit  down. Plus I want it to happen again."
"We have a few minutes  until the time backward motion effects us again,
Jesse,"   Jeremy told him after peeking at  his watch.
He lead Jesse to sit down  again. He put his hands in Jesse's pants. Down the
front. He rubbed. Jesse  snickered and jumped a bit as fire hit his dick and
blood filled the  vessel.
"I have  to..."
"I have to leave you  now!"  Glip told Jesse and Jeremy.  They were on a
street near a wooden fence, which was broken.
Jeremy was leaning over two  bodies, "Dead. Both of them."
"You killed them!"  Jesse stood up to  Glip.
"Yes and I must leave  before my natural aggression strikes me again and I
attack the two of  you."
"We just set you  free,"  Jesse  snapped.
Jeremy stood up again, "You  can't go kill people."
Glip snarled, "Can't I?  Using comic books from one of your ships, comic
books put on their by your  friend the Doctor...we built our civilization and  it..."

"I'm so confused!"  Jesse held his head.
Jeremy looked  at his watch,  "10:29."
"Shit, we can't just leave  him in there,"  Jesse turned. The  fence no
longer had a large hole in the side of it.
"I can't stand that howling  any longer,"  Jeremy said, "And you  smell
that? It's horrid to have to exist in there?"
"Let's..."   Jesse took part of the fence in  his hands and pulled. Two
planks came free.
"Please, I cannot yet fit  through."
Jeremy joined him, "Here,  let me help. Stand back."
"Poor man!"  Jesse said. "But maybe we should wait  for the..."
"We have to get him out or  we might never get to meet up with the Doctor
again."
"Well, okay, he's already  killed those two people but...It's all so mind
messing, you  know?"
"I know but if we don't do  this, the Doctor might not find us and we can't
seem to find the TARDIS. He  might have moved it."  Jeremy kicked  the fence
and tore the hole open some more.
Glip jumped out and landed  on all fours but sprang again so that his front
paws now were off the ground.  "Oh thank you kind sirs."
"Wow, you're  different,"   Jesse said, "But  not surprising. Just on this
planet..."
"It's not my planet...they  captured me and made me a pet. I'm not supposed
to be a  pet."
"No, no. I can see  that,"  Jeremy nodded, "But you can  get back to your
own people. Your own planet. We can take you to the Doctor's  time machine...it's
called the...."
"TARDIS must have made a  mistake, again,"  Jeremy nodded,  "This clearly isn
't 1813."
"Let's just go for a quick  walk,"  Jesse said, "The day's so  nice. I don'
t wanna go back in there and get all stuffy in that old  room."
"Yeah, I like the white big  control room best,"   Jeremy  said.
They took hands and walked  away from the TARDIS. They didn't  notice it
vanish....without any materialization sound. It was not a normal  vanishing.
The boys, hand in hand,  walked along a street. "It's a nice homey planet..."
  Jeremy said  but...
A terrible howling started.  What ever made that howling was in terrible
pain. Jesse looked at his watch,  "10:06..."
"The TARDIS should be  arriving soon,"   Jeremy shook  his head.
"I can't wait. I wanna get  off this planet. Outta this universe."
"Me, too,"   Jeremy said, "Living with time  backwards is really annoying
and confusing."
They were back near the  welcome sign. "Nothing."   Jesse gasped, "Where is
it? That place of safety, and hope and promise  and love?"
"Give it a chance...to catch  up..."   Jeremy said and then  looked, blinked. "
I don't..."
"Listen..."   Jesse whispered. They heard it. It  was the sound of the TARDIS
trying to materialize. It sounded like a groaning.  It sounded like grinding.
It added to that the sounds of a jet taking off or  landing. "I can't almost...
see..."
The blue box was just about  visible.
"...it...the  TARDIS!"
They saw the outlines.  Inside it the Doctor was waving to them. "Hold on! We'
ll be out of this universe  in a spiffy..."
Jesse looked from the half  transparent TARDIS to Jeremy, "What's a spiffy?"
Jeremy shrugged, "I dunno  but I hope it's it means a few seconds."
"Singular. Second."  Jesse  said. He could almost reach out and  touch the
more solid TARDIS. Jeremy held his hand back. Slowly TARDIS appeared.
The Doctor opened the  doors, "Quick inside!"
The boys needed no  prompting. They ran into the TARDIS. "I love this time
machine!"  Jesse waved his arms. They were in the  white console room, the first
one they'd seen, the one used by the First Doctor.  It was big and had
alcoves and strange machines, historical items and furniture  gathered from various
time periods, including a wicker chair, a hat stand, an  old wooden treasure
chest. A huge light device was above the majorly huge  console.
"I love this console  room!"  Jeremy smiled and laughed.
"Walla, success!"  The Doctor ran to the console, where K9  hovered, "Ready?"

"Yes, Master."   K9 had his nose stuck in the  console.
TARDIS vanished and passed  into space, pulling away from the world and then
it bounced back toward it. The  Doctor yelled as the console room shook. The
boys fell into each other and  huddled into each other's arms. They laughed. "
Hold on! The time effect is  fighting us! Time dilution and distortion!
Compensate  for!"
"Yes,  Master!"
"Hang on, it'll be  rough!"
"As long as we're here and  in side and together! I don't care how rough it
gets!"  Jeremy yelled and held onto a hand hold  on the door's left side.
He also had Jesse tugged  into his chest holding him with one arm draped
around the bright haired blond.  Jesse yelled, "Goes double for me. I like it like
my sex,  rough!"
"Here we  go!"
The TARDIS flew at the  circles, a tunnel that unfolded circles, almost as
though it were throwing them  at the machine. The TARDIS entered the circles one
at  a time and then the circles made a  tunnel and the TARDIS exited it and
then re-entered it. Then it vanished.  "NOW!"  The Doctor yelled.
The TARDIS shot out into  normal space. "Have we made it?"  Jesse asked as
the shaking subsided.
"Suggestion."   K9 hovered, taking his nose back  into his face. "Check your
watches."
Everyone did. They laughed.  Jeremy had his arm around Jesse and was not
about to take it away so he took him  that way, to the Doctor. "Doctor? How'd you
find us? I mean how'd you break the  cycle of time and appear in front of us
like that?"
The Doctor was looking at  the console. "Easy..."  he turned to  them and
shrugged. "I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow, right  K9?"
"Affirmative,  Master."