Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 00:42:25 EDT
From: J
Subject: Doctor Who, Jesse and Jeremy 47

TARDIS movie theatre.
Jesse was crying. Tears  streaming down his face. Peter Pan, the December
2003 movie music. Jeremy and  Jesse were watching this. Jeremy looked bored. "
Dude,"  he said between chomping on popcorn. "...I  lived through this. I made
this movie, I don't wanna keep watching  it...why..."
Jesse cried and sniffled.  "Damn. I can't control myself. It's sooo sad.
When she kisses you, when you yell  over Tink's dead lifeless body..."
"This TARDIS popcorn is  amazing, have you ever had some?"
"Fuck, how can you talk  about popcorn, when this so human drama...dude, when
you asked the Doctor if he  cried..."
"Jesse, leave it  alone."
"No, I wanna know. He  didn't cry during this."
"No, he didn't. Not  everyone is as ..."
"As  what?"
"As gay as you,  okay?"
Jesse play hit Jeremy's  shoulder. Jeremy had his feet up on the seat in
front of him. In the dark room,  neither of them could see that the Doctor stood
behind, far behind, at the exit  doors. He leaned on the wall. He was not
crying.
"Okay, okay, it's almost  over."   Jesse said and focused  on the movie
again.
Jeremy thought. As he ate.  "I guess he's like...like over 2000 or 4000 years
old..."
The Doctor sardonically  smiled.
"He must have been through  so much. Seen so much death, destruction. Friends
leave him and die, grow old.  He obviously had a wife. But I think he said he
really just had sex because he  thought it was what he was supposed to do. Do
you think it was like the White  and Black Guardians? Being something they
couldn't be? Trying to go against the  flow?"
"Damn, dude, you hit a  menstrual flow or something? Shut up!"  Jesse said, "
I'm trying to watch the movie."
Jeremy smiled, "It's my  past..."
"Shut the fuck  up."
"Okay, okay,"  Jeremy laughed.  Silence. For a few seconds. "I mean he
mentioned so many people that died. So many. And other just left him. Others he
left before they could leave him. He even told me that he pushed a few  out."
"He'd better try that shit  with us again or I'll fucking kick his tight
little Time Lord  ass."
Jeremy laughed at Jesse. So  tough and so kind. So sensitive.  So  blowing
his nose in his hands as the tissue dissolved around his fingers.  Jeremy wore
sneakers, gym shorts, and a  black T shirt with a logo on. And a baseball cap
turned backwards. He didn't  often wear baseball caps but this one made him
feel so human. And he needed  that. "Do you think...?"
"What?"  Jesse cried, unable to hear his friend  through uncontrolled sobs. "
What?"
Jeremy rolled his eyes  quickly at his friend's crying, smiled, hoped he didn'
t see this and handed a  handkerchief to him, upset with himself for not
giving him this earlier on. "Do  you think..."  He paused as Jesse blew  a loud
one. Jeremy rolled his eyes after making them wide. "Would he cry if one  of us
died?"
Jesse looked at Jeremy,  then at the Jeremy on the screen. It was at the
point when Peter Pan was about  to take the "medicine" that Hook had poisoned.  "
Nawww."
"No?"
"Listen. He'd be in danger  himself, I'd imagine. He couldn't stop to
grieve over us. I expect he'd just  run, run from the danger, run and rush back to
the good old TARDIS here and move  right on."
"You really think that?  Believe that?"
"Yeah. Sure, I do. And  don't hold it against him. It's just his way. He
doesn't cry. He moves on. He gets on  with the job. We...we're not his family,
really. I mean we are. But he's always  lost family."
"I expect you're right. I  just...it's just..."
"Don't sweat it. Stop  making  yourself ...."   Jesse let out an uncontrolled
sob.  "...sick over it. He just is. Accept him the way he  is..."
"Ahh, oh, I do. Or I  thought I did."
"We mean more to him than  anybody, Jeremy."
"He says we do. I just  thought if one of us..."
"Stop thinking about death.  You are gonna die a ripe old man of 10, 000
years of age. And me? I'm never  gonna die."
Jeremy laughed. "C'mon, why  don't we see where we're going next?"
"I...I wanna finish seeing  this..."
"Oh  you!"
The Doctor ducked out of  the movie theatre.
Jeremy later wrote in his  journal. "I'm safe once again in the TARDIS. It's
warm in here, kind in here.  Usually safe and warm in here. It...it's like a
place away from places. It is a  place away from places. What I didn't know was
that our next stop almost proved  Jesse's theory. He just doesn't cry. He
just does what has to be done. Almost.  Sometimes he just cheats death...for
himself...for us...of course there's K9, that  wonderful blessed sonic screwdriver,
Benjamie, his manservant clone....and the  TARDIS itself to get him out of things.
I'll tell the story from  here..."
"it was the year, oh geeze,  it was the years October 1944, September 1939
and I think a few others. Again.  Time was melded into two times. Again. Sigh.
The Doctor's better at and longer  winded at explaining all this crap than I
am. Anyway, we answered a distress  call from...well, several of the Doctor's
enemies..."
Jesse was tied up, naked,  again. On his knees over a vat of freezing cold
ice water, high on top a sort of  boardwalk. "Doctor,  this begs the  question
again, don't you know any normal people??"
The Doctor was in a leather  jacket, longer this time to reach the floor,
almost. He was walking around the  room as though he owned it, which, of course
he didn't. "Ahh, yes the man behind  you, is really one of my people..."
Jesse turned to look at the  decrepit old man. "Hiya. I'd wave but..."   His
hands were tied up behind his  back. The old man had a gun. He also had
various humps where they didn't belong,  a long white beard, white hair. And
vestigial limbs where they don't belong. And  a distended head. He was, what Jesse
would call, ugly. With a capital  U.
"Behind you there, is  a Time Lord. Name of War Chief I  think. He worked for
the aliens the War  Lords, no relation to my people..."  the Doctor thought
about that one, "On second thought, maybe they did...War  Lords, Time Lords, does
ring a bell of togetherness, don't you  think?"
Other Nazis were covering  the Doctor. A giant metallic looking monster, not
unlike the Alien  in the Alien movies, was over Jeremy,  who was also naked.
The metallic claws were on Jeremy's bare shoulders, moving,  sliding, gliding
over them and to his chest, back, lower to his stomach. Jeremy  remained
perfectly still. "Ahh, yes, allow me to introduce you to the TimeWyrm.  Complicated
Goddess..."
"What is it with me and  deities?" Jeremy asked.
"Ahh, the best are only  drawn to the best."
"Makes me feel so much  better,"  Jeremy snapped  sarcastically.
"Oh she's quite impressive.  Hel to the Vikings. Gol Yan AK Tana, literally
the  Twister of Paths to the Daleks. She  created a whole Church on the Moon,
you should appreciate that  Jesse..."
"Doctor, if you mention the  Moon again..."  Jesse looked up at the  War
Chief, "Push me in now so I don't have to listen to him  rant..."
The War Chief gurgled, in  what Jesse horribly realized was a laugh. "I like
this one, Doctor, I wish I  could keep him."
"Perhaps as a zombie of  yours?"
"Don't encourage him,"  Jesse  snapped.
"Oh and incidentally, I  somehow created her. By accident..."  he added that
last part to counter the accusing face Jeremy gave him, not  to mention the one
he felt blasting him from Jesse's direction. "Don't worry  though, she's
really Ishtar and as such she'll end up a nice little baby girl,  in Cheldon
Boniface. Hello Ishtar, Emily TimeWrym."
"Shut  up!"
"Oh hello Lt. Hemmings.  Don't lose your head. Not just yet."
"What?"
"Listen, give it up, all of  you. I know your futures. You can't win. You've
already lost. Whatever time  joint joined you all up at the seams between
October 1944 and the events of  August and September 1939, it's over. It's
happened already for ...oh for most of  us...Colditz Castle Concentration Camp  is
closed down...Klein, despite  manipulating my former companion Polly and nearly
getting Ace killed, you died  over 30 years ago. You're gone. Your whole future
1965 of Nazis is gone. Give it  up."
"But we..."  Klein was clearly upset. She held a gun  at the Doctor, "We can
change it."
"Change it? Change is good.  You are bad."  The Doctor bent over,  bowed, "
Accept it, Klein. You're not time traveler."  The Doctor looked up at the
others and  his face circled the room. "Welllll, she was. She could have been.
Smart as a  whip...which she likes by the way..."  He winks at Jeremy, who blushes. "
You used...your Nazi pals used Ace's CD  to try to figure out Lasers and used
it make uranium...and oh, what a time you had  in 1965, Nazis all proud and won
and all that there. As bad as that one, the War  Chief who tried oh, so many
plans to make the Nazis win World War Two. Blah Blah  Blah. All for nought. And
oh, I forgot, you used my TARDIS, a wounded  regenerated 7th Me and you went
back in time...for what? My dear, girl,  you're the epitome of the word LOSER!"
 He puts a big L on his forehead, creating it with his fingers. "Big L,  can
anyone say BIG L? Oh yeah! And what about this  one..."
He stops in front of a  Sergeant. "What's the German words for it?
Feldwebel? You look like a  Feldwebel."
"Shut  up!"
Jesse yelled, "Please!"
"Time Wrym, doesn't he look  like my 10th self? Yeah, he does. Kurtz, you
will be returned. I mean  no body likes a split personality, just ask my good
friend  Hitler..."
"Hitler was your  friend?"  Jeremy and Jesse asked as  one.
"Oh yeah,"  the Doctor said, "And Himmler, Goering,  Rudolph, the Red Nosed,
no, that's animatronic Christmas special, oh but then  they didn't have
that. It was just puppets, nicely done puppets, His name was  Ruldolphy...oh yeah,
Hess. But  perhaps I shan't mention him, seeing how he and Goering were
rivals. Dead now,  both of em. Hitler too. I mean, what a stupid stupid man. To lose
World War  Two...like that. And to kill his own son. Thanks to that man!"  The
Doctor pointed to Martin Boormann.
"My head hurts, Can you  tear it off!?"  Jeremy looked up at  the TimeWyrm.
"Jeremy, don't."  The Doctor pointed to Martin Boormann.  "The only Nazi
who ever beat me. Killed or rather had Hitler kill his own clone,  his own son
really. Then he killed, you killed...my companion Claire Aldwych and  replaced
her for Eva Braun, who also died. Madmen, all of you, even poor Eva,  well, mad
woman, I think she was a woman but with this lot, you never  know..."
"Oh, can we just shoot  him?"  Hanne  asked.
"Hanne? I totally forgot  about you. Another female Nazi. The Female Wonder
Woman, huh? Too bad, the  Brigadier makes you bite on a cyanide capsule..."
"Doctor, aren't you  revealing too much?"  Jeremy  asked.
"No, none of the, not even  her over there, above you, will remember this."
"What? What have you  done?"  The War Chief asked, waving  his gun at the
Doctor from above.
"It's a time mess.  Something's interfering with time and all of you. I can'
t allow that, for time  is..."
"My business,"  Jesse and Jeremy finished for him.
"We have your companions,  we have you, and we have..."  Kurtz  said.
"Oh back to you. See how  time is split into two times and made one. Like two
halves of  a room suddenly brought together that  shouldn't be. Like your
bedroom, or one side of it, suddenly attached to the  other side of say, your TV
room. Remember that, when the TARDIS splits your body  in two, half in the
doors and half out when we dematerialize. Oh, wait,  I forgot, you won't be able
to  remember!!!! You will be split in two!!!"
Kurtz wavered. Tears came  to his eyes. He knew this to be true. He lowered
his gun. "no."  a weak "No" at  that.
"See gentlemen and  gentlewomen, or should I say not so gentle...I have the
one thing you don't.  Knowledge. That makes me the winner."
"Choose,"  Hemming pointed his gun at the Doctor.  "You can have one of them
back."
"What?"
"Which one do you want to  die?"
"What?"
"If you want that one  back...the one up there, he won't be frozen in a test
of how fast one can  freeze..."
"That's silly. I can tell  you how fast..."
"Choose now or I will kill  them both."  Hemming put the gun to  Jeremy's
head.
"Doctor, choose  Jesse,"   Jeremy said, "I'm  okay with it. I've lived a
good life. Almost  godly."
"Very funny,"  the Doctor  said.
"Enough playing for  time."
"Playing for time? Playing  for time?!!! Playing for time? Quite the reverse!
We have little time to play  with. This time addy, cracked as it is will
destroy all of us. And the back  blast if I don't stop it, will cause..."
"Nazi Germany to  rise?"  Jesse asked, "Really,  Doctor, just how many
friggin Nazis do you know?"
"Choose now!"
The Doctor looked up. Jesse  was the weaker one. The one less likely to
survive the travels...He looked at  Jeremy. So much more innocent. So much more
accepting. Likeable. Bendable.  Pose-able. He shook his head. Tears almost came to
his eyes. Jeremy watched the  eyes. He waited for the tears. That never came.
Jeremy was so much more likely  to be able to beat down the odds, live a long
life in the TARDIS adventures.  Jeremy said, "Don't do it, Doctor!"
"Of course I won't. I can't  choose..."
"Classic dilemma, Doctor,  isn't it?" Klein said, "What if it had been
between Ace and Polly. What if the  Time Lords hadn't saved your dear sweet Polly
..."
"What's past is past..."  The Doctor snapped at her.
"Doctor, I meant don't  choose me,"  Jeremy said, "That's  the one thing I
couldn't live with!!!"
Jesse snapped from above,  "Don't listen to him, Doctor, you know how weak
he is, mentally. He needs you.  He can't handle death...not now... choose me to
die."
"Shut up, both of  you!"  The Doctor snapped. "I  ...Rosie's Choice..."
"That's Sophie's Choice..."
"No, no, no. I meant Rosie  O'Donnell, to come out. Damned brave of her if
you ask  me."
"Not funny, Doctor. I'm the  man who gave her that choice."
"Another Nazi. Oh, join the  party. Oh, wait, you have. The Nazi party."
The Doctor made sounds of burning as if  he thought this was funny.
"Time's up, Doctor, I kill  them both!" Hemming's finger began to press the
trigger. Jeremy shut his eyes.
"NOOOOO!"  Jesse yelled. He shuffled to the water's  edge and threw himself
over!   Splash!!!!!
"JESSEEEEE!"  Jeremy  screamed!

To be  continued...