Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2006 18:23:51 EDT From: J Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 51 A Thousand and One Deep Space Wirrn The CyberBomb arrow hit Zero. The bomb ignited. The Mall Space Port exploded ...the blasts spread... "Get in there!" The Doctor pushed Jesse's shoulder with one hand and with the other pushed Jeremy's back. He grabbed Jesse and flung him through the TARDIS threshold. "OW! That hurt!" Jesse gasped. And turned out of the Doctor's grip. The Queen Wirrn and the four Wirrn with him followed. Jeremy watched them move in. The Doctor said, "Mind the door, there's gonna be a backdraft." He shut the doors using the red knob on the console. The First Floor blasted away. The Second floor followed suit. The Mall exploded around the TARDIS. The TARDIS hung in blank space. The light cleared. Jeremy smiled, "Not even a shake this time?" The Doctor looked at him and didn't smile. Jeremy dropped his. Jesse moved over to Jeremy. "Now then," the Doctor said, "Queen, if you may give me the coordinates of the Swarm..." "As you wish, Doctor." "Watta ya gonna do?" Jesse asked. "Just hang on," the Doctor said, running around the console, pressing buttons, pulling levers. "Hold that button down." He said this to Jesse and Jesse did. "Don't let go...until I say so..." "What can I do?" Jeremy asked. "Pump this." "HUH?" "The bicycle pump there." The Doctor snapped. He put Jeremy's hand on the pump that protruded from the console. "Keep pumping until I say stop." Jeremy did this. The Doctor kept running around the console. "Haven't done this bit for years...or forever..." He hung onto the side of the console, " Queen, take your two children there and the guards and go in through that door, safer that way..." The TARDIS made some noises as the Wirrn followed the Doctor's orders. "Now! " The Doctor yelled at no one in particular. "Now! Inner doors closing, outer doors opening!" "Opening?" Jeremy asked. "Just keep pumping!" The Doctor yelled, "Swarm coordinates, oh ah, spot on, Queen, good moves!" The TARDIS swung infront of the Swarm. The doors opened. They came inside. "Forcefield airlock bit on! Come on in houseguests..." Jesse gasped, "House guests?" "Just stay where you are you'll be fine!" The Doctor said, "And keep that button down whatever you do!" "But..." "You're always pushing my buttons anyway!" The Doctor quipped and ran. Jesse frowned and rolled his eyes. The Doctor ran to the first of the Swarm, "Right that way, you'll all find enough space for all of your brothers and sisters or whatever it is you have." Jesse gasped, "But they're all over the TARDIS!" "No choice," the Doctor said, "I couldn't let them starve in space." "Yes but all over it?" Jesse whined. The Doctor shrugged, "Okay, now...what am I forgetting?" "To tell me to stop holding this button down?" Jesse began to lift his finger "NO! NO! Need that!" The Doctor ran around him, patted the teen's right shoulder and ran around Jeremy. "Tell me to stop pumping maybe?" "No, no, need that," the Doctor said, "Ahh yes, the energy of the TARDIS, can't let them feed on that!" He ran to a bunch of levers on the console and pulled all of them. "Forcefield...on." The last of the Wirrn came on board. Jesse winced, `There must a thousand of them!!!" "A thousand and one." "Just like those Arabian Knights you must have met once, aye, Doc?" Jeremy pumped and smiled, trying to illict a smile from the Doctor. "Yeah, no," the Doctor didn't look at him and didn't smile. "Okay, let's see, what else have I...ahh, yes, databank...the one you so surreptitiously honed for the info on how to ignite the Cyberbomb..." The Doctor poked the buttons on the console and the computer set in it came to life again. "I know that there's a planet...oh lookatthat!" "What is it?" "Oh, I have to go tell the Queen..." he ran out. "Doctor!" Jeremy called, "This pump ..." "And the button?" Jesse called. "Oh I bet I don't even have to hold this down. And you don't have to pump...at least not out of the bedroom..." He let go and the TARDIS began to vibrate violently. He grabbed the button and held it down. Jeremy rolled his eyes. The Doctor came back in with the Queen. "So you see, there's this string of planetary systems. They all have the same problem. I can be there in oh, minutes...and I'll have a little chat with them. My sixth self visited them once. I'm not without influence you know." "Their planets are all made of human flesh?" "Not the planets but the soil there, the whole make up of the planets are, preservatives...it's called the Preservative Planetary System in some sectors of space..." He ran to the console and began to put in coordinates and the TARDIS turned right and swung a bit. Jesse held his step and his button. Jeremy watched. The TARDIS appeared in space hanging there, not far to its left and a bit below it was a huge circle of planets of all sizes. In an area of space where most stars were far, far away from this one. There were two suns, one above the circle and huge. One below and larger. Mostly round, some were elongated a bit, and two were oval and orange. The system showed on the screen. " Ahahahaha!" The Doctor yelled with such ferocity that both boys almost let go of their respective gadgets that they were obligated to hold on the console. " Ahahaha! Oh, one's, no, two's oval and orange, still that's better than mauve. Now!" He hit the console levers again and brought two down. Everyone swung to the left as the TARDIS tilted. "There! I'll just pop down and have a chat with them. Jesse, Jeremy, you can have a nice chat with the Queen here...back in a jiffy." "We've landed already?" Jeremy asked. "Yup!" "Can I let go?" Jesse asked. "Oh yeah, could've done that a few minutes ago." "Oh, then I can stop too?" Jeremy let go of the pump, "Good, my...": "No, no, no, no!" The Doctor said, "That powers the forcefield protecting the TARDIS from the Wirrn feeding on her!" Jeremy bounced to the pump again. The Queen came to the Doctor, "Doctor, I can hold them off for quite a few days...let alone a few hours..." The Doctor nodded, "See the entire planet of each of them is like a giant apricot...not one body put in the ground dissolves. Aliens. What do you know, they 're against cremation, religion, silly asses that they are but whatever...it' s good for us...you can eat their dead. They're up to their eyeballs in them." "It's against their religion to cremate but you think they'll allow the Wirrn to fed on their dead's bodies?" Jesse asked, "Did I just say that?" Jeremy looked, "Can I let go now?" The Doctor took out a monocle from his leather jacket and looked at the pump, "Uhhh, yeah, forcefield has enough built up energy..." "Oh, you..." Jeremy said. "I'll go out and chat with the humanoids of this world, Thank God, they're not as stupid as those on Earth...they might take to the idea right away..." The Doctor said. Jesse opened his mouth to protest that last comment. Jeremy looked at Jesse, rubbing his sore hand with the other, "Jesse, just don't. Please don't." "Back in a sec." The Doctor ran out the doors to a blue grass planet. "I wanna come..." Jeremy trailed off as he realized the Doctor was gone. "I wanted to go with him..." "Why so you could give another one of your lameass tries at seeing if he's still mad?" "He's not..." Jeremy said and didn't half believe it himself. "He's not gonna forgive this..." Jesse said, eyes revealing a distant look. "Or forget...watch, it'll be different from now on..." Jeremy thought about this. The Queen came to them, "I think...I think you will find the Doctor can be very forgiving for things. Whatever it is you did...he can forgive if not forget... or maybe he can do both..." "Thanks, Queen. Come on, Jesse, I need a workout," Jeremy said. "Me, too, sex has been gone too long from our bodies." "What the f...what does that mean?" "My work out is sex," Jesse said. "No, I mean a real work out like in the TARDIS gym..." "Oh." Through Wirrn filled corridors the boys walked. They went into their room, a huge affair with a huge bed, with clothes strewn over it. "I'd better clean up first," Jeremy said, "I...what?" "Let's just go work out!" "Okay..." Jeremy laughed, "At least they're not in here." Jesse looked under the bed, "That we know of..." Jeremy waited with bated breath for an answer but Jesse shook his head "no." He sighed. He took out his gym shorts. Jesse looked at them, "Can't we just, you know?" Jeremy nodded and took out a jock strap and put it on after stripping. Jesse did the same, "Ready to roll..." "Are you sure you want to parade around the Wirrn like that?" "Hey yeah, why not, it's high time they...." Jesse stopped. "Welp, now that you mention it, I probably look a tasty morsel to them..." "The Doctor wouldn't leave us in here if he didn't think we were safe..." "Are you so sure about that, hon?" Jesse asked, "I mean he seemed hell bent on their survival more than our safety, especially after what we did." "What we do?" "C'mon, we betrayed him, just like...." Jesse let his voice trail off. "Like Judas betrayed Jesus..." "Yeah. Well, yeah..." Jesse took off the jock strap to let his long shlong hang down. He threw it back into a drawer on a white dresser. "Hell, if they' re gonna make me wear gym shorts, then I'm not wearing anything underneath!" Jesse put on a pair of gym shorts. "When do you ever?" Jeremy murmured. He sat down on the bed. "Lotsa times," Jesse laughed, before he saw Jeremy sitting down. "Let's get...huh?" Jesse bent down at the foot of the bed and between Jeremy's legs, "Oh now, don't get all angsty on me and worried." "You think he's out of ...out of love with us?" "I didn't say THAT." Jesse bit the jock strap on Jeremy. "You....he'll get over it. We made a mistake." Jesse nodded and murmured, "Mmm huh, yeammmfff. Smells so fuckin good." He breathed in and pushed his head back a bit, "Trouble is we almost killed ourselves, him, and the Wirrn..." "I know but...we meant well..." "Naw, no we didn't, not really." "Thanks for trying to cheer me up. Operative word is trying..." "Oh, he'll be over it in no time. He forgets what he has for breakfast most days..." Jeremy laughed, "When he eats..." "Mmmm, eat your seed is what I wanna do..." "Maybe later," Jeremy jumped up, suddenly renewed in spirts, "Let's work out first. If I do it now, I'll not have the energy..." "Okay, hope I can put it off," Jesse said, standing, "You gonna go that way, just the jock?" "Shit yeah," Jeremy said, "Jock strap only." Jesse nodded, proudly, "Oh then it IS official, you are braver than I." "Coulda told you that ages ago," Jeremy laughed. Jesse punched Jeremy's stomach playfully and held back his punch, "Hey..." Jeremy laughed and bent up and moved back, "About 256 sextrillion BC." "It's sextillion... and are you ready now?" "Yup," Jeremy said, smiling and rubbing his bare belly, picking at his navel. Jesse swung his head, "Oh dude, I am so not gonna make it..." "C'mon!" Jeremy laughed and put his hand on the side of Jesse's head and playfully pulled it out the door with him. In the hallway, they saw K9 resting on top of a giant Wirrn belly, the Wirrn sleeping on its back. "Look at this," Jesse said, "Just look at this..." Jeremy turned and giggled. They strode down another hallway which turned. The curved wall had a roundel open and a small baby Wirrn was nestled inside, sleeping. They stopped, aghast. Jesse puffed, "Does the Doctor know about this shit?" Jeremy shrugged, "I dunno. Where's the cap?" Jesse picked it up, "Here. I have a good mind to put it back on..." "Don't do that," Jeremy warned, "It'll be crushed...besides..." "Besides what?" "It...It's kinda cute like that, in there, all small and shit..." Jesse balked, "What? Cute? That? Those bugs?" He looked at the thing, the eyes closed. He fingered the cap and put it down, "Yeah, you know you're right, it is kinda cute." "Yeah," Jeremy shook his head, playfully. "If you squint," Jesse added. He tugged Jeremy's jock strap, "C'mon." They rounded the curved area to an area out of the hallway of roundels and into a large open area, "Hey you wanna an energy bar before we get..." approaching the lower hanging roof of the kitchen area, they stopped. Wirrn were waiting on lines in front of ten TARDIS food machines. "What the hell?" "Shhh. Keep it down. They outnumber us," Jeremy warned. "Looks like the ahh, TARDIS food machines..." Jesse moved to the food machines, "Are working over time...hey, watcha eating?" One Wirrn on line telepathically sent to Jesse, "Tastes like the real thing but isn't...not bad..." Jesse shook his head and covered the disgust, "Human flesh?" "Facsimile of. The Doctor thinks of everything." "Yeahup, he sure does," Jesse said, "Uhmmm..." "I'm next, do you want to get some?" "Uhmm, no thanks, dude, you enjoy..." Jesse smiled and forced down bile in his throat to stay in his stomach. He went back to Jeremy and put a hand on his arm, "Let's get outta..." "I can't even get a bar..." Jeremy lamented. "I"ll give you mine," Jesse laughed, "Down here..." He squeezed his crotch, a move he sometimes did on stage at his performances. He noticed Jeremy wasn 't amused. "Our home..." "This is our fault you know." Jesse said. "I KNOW, I KNOW!" Jeremy yelled, "MAINLY MINE!" "Keep it down, you said," Jesse smiled at the Wirrn and ushered Jeremy out. As they entered the level and soon the door to the huge gym, Jeremy stammered, "I...I..I want them outta here!" "Shhh! Well, at least none of them should be in the gym, I doubt they need to work on their quads..." Inside, they found Wirrn swinging from the ropes and the higher up wires of the machinery. "Sigh," Jeremy said out loud. "What is taking the Doctor so long?" Jesse looked at the Wirrn as the bug creatures began to depart the gym, at the behest of one in particular. That one, a larger one, bigger than the Queen even, stopped as it ushered the others out, "I'm sorry, they tend to get a bit restless in new places. I arranged it so you can have some privacy in here..." Jesse smiled, "Hey thanks!" "You are welcome." That Wirrn, the last one in the gym, left. Jesse smiled at Jeremy, "You know these bugs ain't so bad, kiddo." Jeremy frowned, "I want them out. I hate bugs!" "Shhhh!" "I mean it. Where is the Doctor? I betcha he's taking this long on purpose, just to make me ...us suffer." "Jeremy, calm down, this isn't like you...i...come to think of it, it's like me," Jesse smiled and put his towel down. "Let's do chest first, okay?" "Okay but I want him back!" "Look," Jesse sat Jeremy down on the raised up body mat and put weights on the bar bell. The bar bell was attached to sleek white machinery. He nodded to Jeremy and the other teen took it in hand. There was really no need to spot anyone because if Jeremy let go with either hand, the machine would take over. "Look, it's like this, hot stuff. You know how long it takes to negotiate with aliens and humanoids in particular. Hey, on our own planet look at those fucking fools in the Mid East...and I mean both the Arabs and the Israelis..." "Yes, the Doctor once told me that in a few alternate universes, those jerk offs caused the end of the Earth, split it down the middle..." "Welll, I `ve wanted and still do want to split you down the middle, especially looking at you now, what abs and what a great chest you got!" "I mean it. It's serious," Jeremy said, "The Earth in those other places was blown to shit and destroyed. In the 1990s, the 1980s and the 2000s... thanks to the Mid Easterners who couldn't get along for shit." "Yeah, they suck, even in our world," Jesse said, "I'm sure they're gonna cause it a lot of grief." Jeremy finished lifting his set, "I'm finished..." Jesse reached down, touching his hips and lowered his hands to the slender lower belly area and deeper, "Man, you're haven't even started..." He went lower and grasped the dick with both hands, leaning down on the weight bench. Jeremy threw his head back in delight, "The bench, will it hold us both ?" Jesse jerked on the dick and leaned in and kissed Jeremy's mouth, pressing on him, half standing and half laying, "Yeah..." "Like this?" "No, like this," he straddled the bench some more and sat on Jeremy's exposed dick and slid himself up and down on it, up and down, up and down. "Oh man!" Jeremy gasped and threw his head back. "Oh man, that feels...." Jesse shut his eyes and arched his back, then looked down and made eye contact with Jeremy, "This work out is more to my liking..." Jeremy gasped, "Awww, guh, guh, oh gawdahh! Gawd! Me tah!" Jesse smiled and whisked his ass off Jeremy's head and this caused a massive white eruption from the slit. "Gaaaaaaaaa!!!" They both gasped in this manner. Jeremy sat up and linked fingers with Jesse, holding his hands out. Jesse leaned in and kissed him. "Your turn," Jeremy breathed out and leaned on Jesse so far that they toppled off the bench and laughing, rolled around on the floor. "Jesse!" "Makin you work for it," Jesse said. "Fuck mah ass!" Jeremy said and wrestled Jesse to the ground, headlocking him, then body locking him with his legs. "Nah uh!" Jesse joked, "Nah today!" Jeremy rolled him down and sat on his crotch, "I'll have to do it myself then!" "You canna try!" Jesse joked. "OW!" Jeremy had sat on Jesse's outstanding dick and hard. "Like that!" "Harder!" Jesse laughed. Jeremy slid up and down now and slower and slower. "Oh yeah!" "Oh yeah be right!" Jesse laughed, "You got the moves." After he cam as well, they went to the gym showers, regular water showers this time, had some more sex inside as they rubbed each other down with soap, had to clean themselves again after the water sex and then dressed in new outfits. They returned to the console room. The Doctor was there with some green people who were dressed in very colorful royal clothing, colors of all kinds. They were shaking hands, for they were roughly humanoids, except they looked a bit thinner in the face, thinner and longer in the neck, and had totally black eyes, small dots on a large green face. Shaking hands to whatever the Wirrn Queen had. The Doctor was ushering them all out of the TARDIS. Soon the entire Swarm left. Jeremy smiled as the last Wirrn waddled out. "Now we can shut down the forcefields, aye, Doctor?" The Doctor was manually, which means with his hands pressing the doors shut, closing the doors. "And the food machines need to be rested pronto," Jesse said. "I think K9 said we have to give them such a rest that we'll have to be finding food using the TARDIS tripping out to new places for the next few days or we won't eat ..." "Thanks for protecting us...not telling the Queen it was us who blew up the Station...we shouldn't have let you do that..." Jeremy said, "But all's well it ends well, aye?" The Doctor had his back to them and as the doors closed and the silence pervaded the console room, the turned. His face looked stern and serious...and very, very alien. His eyes pierced them. Jeremy, who had started to walk toward him, stopped and wanted to run and hide on the other side of the console. Jesse stared and gave a half smile. He knew what was coming. The Doctor took labored but intensive steps toward them. Jesse moved forward toward Jeremy. They both looked at him. When he spoke he scared them both. He pointed... "DON'T YOU EVER GO BEHIND MY BACK AGAIN, EVER, NOT EVER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!" It suddenly occurred to them that they were stuck on an alien time machine on an alien planet, and soon would be in the time space vortex or in some far flung region of outer space or inner space...with an alien being who was very, very angry with them at the moment. At least they had each other... He pointed at them, "I MEAN IT AND I'M NOT KIDDING THIS TIME! DON'T EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE IT!" He moved at them... tbc