Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2006 10:09:05 EDT
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JEREMY AND JESSE 52

The Doctor came at Jesse  and Jeremy, who backed away a bit. This was the
only time he scared them this  way. "Come here, come here!"  The  Doctor put his
arms out and kept at them, put his arms up to their shoulders but  facing
them. He brought them to him in a hug. "I mean it, I won't have you going
behind my back..."
"We're sorry, Doctor,"  Jeremy  said.
"What?"  Jesse scoffed, "You wanted to  leave human bodies to those things...
well,  we have morals too and that was just too much."
The Doctor turned his head  to Jesse's, mouth close to his mouth. "I didn't
say that these decisions would  be easy but we had to think of the survival of
the  Wirrn..."
Jesse puffed, "A bunch of  bugs that used to eat humans live..."
"I can see you're not going  to change your mind..."
"Fuck you!"  Jesse said, "I mean I admit our ways  were wrong and we nearly
killed all of the Wirrn, you, and us...that was wrong but  you should have found
the way you found in the end...does that make sense?"  Jesse wondered
himself.
"Yes,"  the Doctor smiled, "Yes, it does...but  again, don't ever go behind
my back...I'll find another way in the end...We must  stick together..."
"We do in the  bedroom,"  Jesse smiled.
"I'm serious."  But his laugh told them that he was not.  "Please..."
"I know, you'd only give us  a second chance?"  Jeremy  asked.
The Doctor stepped back  from them, breaking contact, "Oh no. No, no, no.
No-No-No-NO. You...I'd ...you two  don't get chances..."
"What?"  They both  said.
"I'd forgive you any  mistake, any indiscretion, any time... I guess that's
really infinite chances when  you think about it? I wish I could calculate that
 but..."
The boys relaxed. Jesse  puffed. Jeremy pulled his own lip with his fingers
on his right hand, "I guess  that means we should be even more careful about
what we  do?"
"All I'm saying is when  possible, consult me and listen to me,"  the Doctor
said, "I've had over 38 lives of experiences...and what the  f..hell is that
shirt you're almost wearing?"  He went over to Jesse and read it,  "Trust No.1?
"  The Doctor grabbed  the collar and tore it off, literally. He ripped it in
two, right off Jesse's  back and a tear down the front.
"What the  fuck?"
"You can always trust  me!"  The Doctor laughed. Jeremy  laughed but when
Jesse shot him a nasty look, he tried to stifle it. And failed.
"Doctor, it said Trust  Number One. Me, or rather You, Number one."
"Oh. Oh."  Realization dawned on the Doctor. "Oh I  get it now."  He paused
at the  console, "I'll, ahh, have the TARDIS machine make another one for
you, as soon  as she's rested for a week or two..."
"While we are on the  subjects of trust, and stuff and what to do...would it
hurt you to spring for  three cell phones or so..." Jesse said, "It'd save us
all a lot of trouble..."
"Good idea,"  the Doctor said, "As soon as we land,  I'll try to figure out
something...we have no real provider in time and space,  although I did jury
rig something once for Rose..."
"So we...we're all okay?"  Jeremy hesitated.

"Yes,"  the Doctor said, "As long as you know  that I don't want you to do
anything like what you did ever  again..."
"Yes daddy,"  Jesse said, "We'll at least discuss  it."
"Thanks,"  the Doctor  said.
Jeremy looked at Jesse,  "He's right, we're wrong. That's the point."
"I don't wanna...I don't see  it that way,"  Jesse said, "I  couldn't, for
one, allow him to let those things...eat human  bodies."
"You'd let them  die?"
"We just went through all  this!"
"Would  you?"
"Would you let them eat the  bodies of people from your home planet?"
The Doctor thought about  this. "They weren't from your home planet."
Jeremy looked, "Doctor, can  you answer the question?"
"I... supposed I  could."
"What if it was your  wife?"  Jesse  asked.
"My wife and  I..."
"Answer!"   Jesse  yelled.
"NO!"
"Thanks,"  Jesse said.
"What about your grand  daughter Susan? And the other grand children you said
you  had?"
"Jeremy, let's drop it now,  he admitted he wouldn't..."
"Your family was not  there."
"So you'd take  partiality?"  Jeremy asked, "That's  not fair."
"You'd let the Wirrn die if  they were Time Lords and Time Ladies?"  Jesse
thought.
"Look, both of you!"  The Doctor started, "Let's just drop the  whole thing!
"  The Doctor started to  walk out.
"Where are you going?"  Jeremy moved after  him.
"To watch a movie!"  He snapped. The boys made to follow but  he added, "
Alone!"   He stormed  out.
"What you really pissed him  off,"  Jesse said to  Jeremy.
"Me?"  Jeremy asked, "You..."  he sighed.
The Doctor came back into  the room, smiling, "I'm just gonna go see if I
can cry,  okay?"
"Peter Pan?"  Jeremy  asked.
Jesse moved toward him,  "Can I come with you, please? I love a good cry..."
"Just let me try this  alone, okay?"  The Doctor said,  "It's been forever
since I've had a good cry..."
"Oh damn,"  Jesse turned,  "Okay."
"Where are we going?"  Jeremy asked. "It sounds like its  set..."
The Doctor moved to the  console, "It is. You know one day, I really need to
teach you boys how to fly  the TARDIS..."
Jeremy brightened, "Really?  You think we could?"
"Sure, it's not rocket  science,"  the Doctor smiled,  "You've seen me do
it often enough."
"So where is set on?"  Jesse  asked.
"We'll need to talk about  that after the movie. We have to make plans. We'
re headed for the Peace  Planet...Aron..."
"Plans? Since when do we do  that?"  Jesse  shrugged.
"Since we'll be taking on  an army."
"Oh."
The Doctor left, "Back in  two..."
"What?"   Jesse asked but the Doctor was  already gone.
"An army?!"   Jeremy  gasped.
"Are we cut out for  that?"   Jesse  wondered.

"I don't  know,"  Jeremy looked at the console  screen, "2221, gee, that's
so much closer to our own time than we've been  lately..."
"Miss your life?"  Jesse inched closer to him and put a  hand on his back.
"Well, truthfully,  sometimes..."
"Me  too..."
"I think I'll ask him if we  can just make a stop..."
Jesse looked at him, "Not  thinking of staying there are you?"
Jeremy shrugged, "I don't  know. I don't think so. I mean all this...but there
's something that living in one  time, one place in space and time can give
you, you  know?"
"But there are no giant bug  monsters there, no Space Malls..."
"No."  Jeremy laughed. "Oh I dunno..."   Jeremy wandered over to an alcove
filled with different types of old fashioned clocks, many of them Ormolu but
others scattered about and seemingly screwed down to the floor somehow.  "I
just hate it when we all argue, that's  all."
Jesse faked a punch to his  stomach, "Ahhh, it's just good to get the blood
flowing..."
"Do that again and I'll be  getting my blood flowing to my..."
They laughed. "Yeah, a  punch to the belly sometimes does that to me too."

Jeremy looked at a large  grandfather clock in the alcove, "I just...I don't
know. I just guess I feel...I'm  tired. I'm tired. That's it, Jesse."
Jesse moved out of the  alcove he followed Jeremy into, "Then come over here
and sit down or let's go to  the hot tub...that'll relax ya and I swear..."   he
added, seeing Jeremy's look of  disgrace on his face, "...it'll be hands off...
so you can relax. All I'll do is  watch you..."
Jeremy sat down in a wicker  basket seat.  "And soon we'll be  whisked  off
to some virginal new  adventure..."
"Well, I wouldn't say  that...we're hardly virgins..."
"No."  Jeremy  laughed.
"Oh come  on..."
"Okay, just give me a  minute. I still haven't recovered from the Doctor's
tirade..."
"You're such a pussy,"  Jesse  smiled.
"Come over here and say  that!"  Jeremy said, crisscrossing  his legs on the
chair.
Jesse came over, "Pussy,  pussy, pussy, the thing I dislike the most. Pussy."

Jeremy reached out and  grabbed his arm and pulled him to him and into his
lap while Jesse giggled,  trying in a half hearted  way to  escape him.
In the TARDIS movie  theatre, the Doctor had the movie PETER PAN on again.
This version starred  Jeremy as Peter Pan. The Doctor looked at it all the way
through. "Why can't I  cry. It's unusual..."   He sat  through the entire
thing.
"It's been written that  way."
"What?"  The Doctor stood up as the movie's last  scene, of Peter flying
away from the movie,  ended. "Who said  that?"
"It's been written that you  can't cry."
"Who are you?"  The Doctor demanded at the Peter Pan end  theme music played
on.  "No one but  a very powerful being can enter the TARDIS...who are  you?"
In the console room, two  hours or so before: Jeremy was tickling Jesse's
stomach. Suddenly, the TARDIS  roof came off. They looked up at it. The vortex
was there. "Not again!"  Jeremy screamed. "Grab onto the  console!"   It was
too late,  the console was flung off  to one  side of the 30 by 30 foot room.
The  wall it hit broke off and snapped into space and time.
Jesse jumped to the room's  now empty middle, "That's one way of breaking
the fourth  wall!"
"And the third!"  Jeremy pointed as the wall facing them  suddenly slowly
moved back from them as it shot away from them. Around them,  were a myriad of
planets and star scapes, some of them unbelievably alien and  strange...  "What
the  fuck?"
The vortex above turned  into a star filled space scape, then total darkness.
Jeremy jumped up too and  pulled Jesse close to him, hugging him tightly and
putting his cheek to Jesse's.  "Hold onto me!!!"
The hat stand flew upward,  the harpsichord flew downward, the floor buckled.
"It's no good!"  Jesse yelled and he was thrown away from  Jeremy.
"NOOOOOO!"  Jeremy reached for him but found himself  drawn toward the
zigzag crack of the TARDIS exit doors. Which opened and them  fell off what hinges
they had. The doors were cascading through an empty black  space, which turned
white with black stars and the doors seemingly vanished,  being mostly white
themselves...
The Doctor's antique trunk  flew open and the contents of it flew out with
that...including an old flute, a  ring, some old clothes, a multi colored jacket
with a cat pin on it, a  futuristic vase, an Aztec vase, and a Roman vase with
Peter written on the  bottom of the clay base.
"It's warm in here."   It was. Comfortingly warm. Jesse  floated in
whiteness. It wasn't space. For a moment, he thought he saw black  stars  in white
space like some anti  matter universe. Then he just curled up. Fetal position. He
floated. Nothing  mattered but this. It was so warm and safe. Comforting. The
whiteness turned to  blackness, total blackness but it didn't matter. He didn'
t see it. His eyes were  closed. Nothing was around him but the comfort. He
thought he was asleep in the  TARDIS where it always felt this way.
Jeremy was aloft in  blackness. He stretched. His arms were out horizontal to
his shoulders, his legs  almost folded, his feet folded. He looked almost
like Jesus on the cross. He had  his eyes shut but his face showed bliss. The
black turned to total whiteness. It  would have blinded him.
"I am sure it's dangerous.  Like falling asleep in snow."
"What is this  place?"
A voice, almost female and  male. "Hyper space."

"What's  that?"
"The space between space,  the moment between one second and the next, the
area that does not  exist..."
"Thanks for clearing that  up for me."
"No  problem."
"What's  happening?"
"I am...not  sure...again."
"Who are  you?"
Jesse blinked. He looked  up. He saw a man dressed in a dental uniform and
with a health mask over his  mouth and nose, revealing only  his  dark eyes with
long lashes, cold, staring eyes. Reaching hands at his mouth,  large glinting
dental weapons in fingers. "Hold still. You have the perfect  mouth. Cept for
those nasty things in the back on all four  corners..."
"My  wisdoms?"
"My my my , you have wisdom  and I need to take it."
"Are you? Are you the  Master?"
"I am the Master of  Darkness, the Master of Light by default. I am your
Master...the mind  Master..."
"NOO!"  Jesse reached up and grabbed both hands  of  the man who laughed at
him and  plunged at his mouth with weapons. Jesse tossed himself out of  a
chair and rolled, away from the  man.
He flung himself back into  a new chair. Another man, lighter skinned, more
friendly faced, wild hair. He  looked at Jesse. "I'll just turn the machine on.
"     A whirring  sound.
Jesse looked up, "What  machine is it the TARD..."
An oxygen mask went over  his nose and mouth. The man said, "Breath easily.
Normally until I say so. Then  exhale out as hard as you can. Empty your entire
lungs into this."
Jesse shook his head no and  shook more and more so that the mask would fall
off. The man came to hold it  over his mouth. "You're almost finished..."
Jesse kicked up, arched  himself off the chair, realizing he was still
shirtless. The man grabbed a  scalpel and held him down, putting it to his chest,
near his heart, "One heart  or two? Trust me, I mean you no harm."
Jesse ripped the mask off  and threw it down. "Who are you?"
"Me? Why I'm the  Doctor!"
"You are  not."
"I am."  The man put a q tip into Jesse's ear,  "What a build up of wax! Don
't you ever..."
The man plunged the q tip  in and Jesse grabbed his arm on that side and
flung him off. "Get off me!"  He started to get back up but a large  obese blond
nurse, a female, came in and held him down.
The doctor came to him  again, this time with a large wooden stick, "Say
ahhhh!"
Jesse had opened his pants  while the nurse held him. The Nurse didn't
protest. Jesse jerked and shot a cum  load into the man's face, "AHHHHHHHH!"  The
man backed up and yelled for the nurse to help him. She let Jesse go  and Jesse
sprinted out the door...
...and into a head brace.  "What the fuck this now?"
A large probe with a blue  light came right toward his left eye. "Well, we'
ll get that out of your eye  Master McCartney. Don't you worry. You will not go
blind. I promise you  that!"
Jesse tried to move his  head away but he found the brace held the back of
his head to it. "Let me  up!"
"Don't move or you will  damage your eye on that side."
"Can you just stop!"  Jesse saw the blue stick device attached  to the
machine. The blueness came close to his eyes and showed no sign of  stopping.
"Can you read the  sign?"
"You're out of your  mind!"
"No. I am out of your  mind."
"Doctor!"
The sign changed to say K9  to the Rescue. The sound of K9's blaster went off
and the machine stopped. Jesse  looked at the blueness just a mere fraction
away from his left eyes. Tears came  down his eyes. "Hold still, young master,"
  he heard K9's voice say.
Someone was letting him go  amid protests from the Eye Doctor. "I am the Eye
Doctor! I say he has to have  this in his eye!"
"Shut up!"  Jesse yelled. A man untied him,  unstrapped him, and held him.
Jesse hugged but then unhugged. He blinked, "I  think I've gone blind."
"Mistress Sarah once  thought the same thing. She was correct. She was blind.
The  Sisterhood..."
"I have no idea how you  got..."  Jesse's eyes began to blur  and clear at
the same time. "...to me but you're beginning to sound like the  Doctor..."   He
looked at the  Doctor.
K9's voice said, "Thank you  young master but I'm not...and I am."
He was about to say,  "Doctor, thank goodness....you..."
The Doctor  looked..different. "I'm K9."
It spoke like K9 but looked  like the Doctor...but not totally like his Doctor.
"What? You sound  like...K9..."
"K9 needs you, young  master...needs you to go through that door."
"Oh no...I've had enough  doors, thank you very much. I think I'll go my own
way."
"But  K9..."
>From the door the Doctor/K9  thing referred to, a voice came, "Young Master,
they need your  decision..."
"Besides, young  master,"  the Doctor/K9 said, "The  other doors have gone."

Jesse blinked his eyes  clear, "I..."
"They don't like  you."
"I don't give a fuck. I  hate them. And I hate the Eye Doctor and I hate the
Dentist and I hate the  Doctor..."
Jesse ran out the door and  plunged. His feet were in stirrups, "What's this
then?"
"That toe nail has to come  off. Hold on, I'll just get the skin off your
toes  first.."
Jesse kicked, "Let me  go!"   He rolled off the  stirrups and they fell,
making him fall with them.
He landed. "Where am I  now?"
The vet came in. "I'm the  Animal Doctor."  He held a cage. In  it was K9.
He held it up.
"Let him out!"  Jesse grabbed the cage  up.
"I'm afraid we can't young  master. We have to operate to get the gall
bladder enlarged."
"But...but he's a robot  dog."
"It has stones in it and we  have to get those too. But we can't."

"But he's a robot! A robot  dog!"
"Unfortunately, we can't  operate because he has kidney functions that seem...
less than  fortunate..."
"God da...he's a robot dog!  He doesn't have a kidney!"  Jesse  put the cage
down on a table used for animal examinations and opened it. "K9!  Get out of
there!"
K9 was not floating. He was  sitting. He looked unlike his real self. He
looked...old. "Master, cannot  walk."
"For Pity's sake, you  fly!"
"Master..."
"K9, what's going on? Is  this the other universe again? The one where all
the strange things happened.  The one with the Black and White Guardians when
they were  younger?"
"Negatory,  master."
"Negatory? I never heard  you say that before."
"Fuck that,  master."
"K9?"
"So you see in order to  operate, you have to make a decision, young master,"
 the vet said. "Give him the  medicine that could kill off all other bodily
functions..."
"Go fuck  yourself. He's a robot  dog."
"Or, as you might decide,  put him to sleep now."
"Take your own dick and eat  it."
"Or just make him  comfortable to the ...inevitable end."
"Take the end of this, fuck  face."
A male nurse came in. He  was hot and totally naked. He looked like Ashton
Kushner. "Doctor, we might have  jumped the knife."
"What? What do you  mean?"
"The dog...oh  hello..."
Jesse warmed to Ashton. "Oh  hello..."  He looked sexy and gave a  flirtative
glance at Jesse. Jesse responded in kind. He blinked himself free of  it
though.  Still, he couldn't take  his cleared eyes off   the enormous dick Ashton
sported.  "Shit."
"Doc, what we have here is  a dog who...had been on meds for something else.
The examination didn't realize  that."
"You mean the stupid doc  that did that. He just worried us for no reason."
 Jesse said, drawn into  it.
"Yes. He's taking something  for arthritis."
"Arth....let's go, K9,  you're  a robot  dog."
"Affirmative, Master."  K9 perked up and slid out.
Jesse went to grab him but  he slid away, not under his own power. "K9!"
Jesse felt himself flung backwards,  sliding, thrown, and the wall behind him
flew back before he hit it. He flew  into whiteness. There was no sound. Silence.
Jesse stood in total whiteout.  "K9..."  he put his head down. He  stood
there, uselessly. Jesse looked. Some strange sounds like shuffling came.  It
reminded Jesse of the Cyberman he met. Stamping. Machine like sounds.  Something
winding up and winding down. Moving. At him. Jesse ran. He ran and  ran.
In total whiteness, Jesse  looked up, "DOCTOR WHERE ARE WE? WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE AM I?  DOCTORRRRRRR!"
TBC