Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:19:51 -0400
From: J
Subject: Doctor Who, Jesse, and Jeremy 71

The following scene is set to the theme music entitled Rose's theme and the
last three minutes or so of music from the Impossible Planet found on the
soundtrack. It was also on the Doctor Who Celebration music video as one
and was presented there as the full Rose's theme.

Jeremy rested his head against Jesse's. Two blond heads touching.
Pensive. Relaxed but thinking of the Doctor. Between them was space on the
bed. There, their thoughts and memories appeared. Sometimes above their
heads as well but mostly in that space on the bed. The Doctor laying
prone. They blinked their eyes as they stared, recalling. Sad but happy.
From Jesse's point of view: the TARDIS knocking him out of the way from
behind. Doctor falling out. Looking for the Doctor inside the TARDIS.
Doctor on the floor. Seeing a floating white smooth metallic dog. K-9.
Jeremy's point of view: the same thing. Doctor on the bed, prone,
naked. Wrestling with himself. Jeremy walked at the director and ...right
inside the TARDIS. He saw the control room and the Doctor at Jesse's
feet. The Doctor jumped up, smiling at him. "Hello, that's me, I'm he and
he's Jeremy and you're Jesse and all that rhymes..."

"I'm K9."

They both recalled the first time they had sex with the Doctor. Both at the
foot of the bed, a large canopy bed. Crawling over it to the feverish
Doctor. Jeremy pulled the Doctor to him on one side and Jesse to him on the
other as the TARDIS control room tilted to one side, his own boxers opening
so that his dick fell out; Jesse's robe opening, the Doctor fell between
them, all bodies touching.

One of Washington's men pointed a gun in Jeremy's face, the barrel between
Jeremy's eyes, Jeremy crossing his eyes. They were supposed to have been
visiting 1976, not 1796. Jeremy smiled at that thought. The Doctor put his
hand over Jesse's crotch. The hot Doctor got between Jeremy and the gun and
the knife that was now raised at him and put his hands up.

The Doctor glanced back at Jeremy and behind, the TARDIS. Jeremy was
scooping his arm to encompass the shorter Doctor away from the TARDIS,
which in its turn was being scooped up by a giant mammoth. Tusks held the
long blue box in it and the beast ran with it, as Jeremy had shoved the
Doctor away from the area, just to be plunged down toward a crag in the
rock footing. The elephantine beast's legs on the left side just missed
them.

The Doctor put a hand out but Jesse moved onward anyway.

The Komodo charged the Doctor and his friends, only the friends were not
watching. They were running. The Doctor stood his ground, "Magnificent
beast, innit?" He reached into his leather jacket pockets, quickly
searching for something within each, babbling as he did so. "Very, very
fast. Extremely poisonous bites and...oh here it is!!!!" The Doctor whipped
out a child's toy, one that seemed to amuse children at carnivals, feasts
and amusement parks. He held it by a small nozzle stick and whirled it. A
light flashed from it at the same time as a loud blaring sound. Held
skyward, it made the komodo blink and hesitate. The giant lizard,
irritated, turned sideways and tore into some more trees.

Jesse was ahead of everyone and almost at the TARDIS. The Doctor was in
between them but turned to find Jeremy, who passed him by. "The natives,
they've found us and in revenge, they've started a stampede!" The natives
were using torches, home made whips of plants, even spears to get the
animals to move at them. Jeremy tripped and the Doctor running backward,
his face toward the stampede, his back toward the TARDIS, didn't see him
fall. Jeremy turned onto his back, "Doctor!" He put his arms over his face,
"Doctor!" Hundreds of animals came right at him! He screamed!

Tears were coming down the Doctor's face, lingering on his cheeks before
dripping off his jaw on both sides. He wiped them off with a handkerchief
from his one of his deep pockets on his leather jacket. "Still, K9, I know
I made the right decision...." The TARDIS. The Doctor was behind Jeremy
facing hundreds of mammals and he reached under the boy's arm pits and
pulled but it would not be fast enough. The Doctor pulled off his coat and
swung it around, it changed color and warded off the mammals. A rainbow
effect came from the swinging of it and the sea of animals parted to allow
for Jeremy and the Doctor to survive. At the door of the TARDIS, Jesse
called, "Doctor! Jeremy, come on!"

Jeremy swung out on the wires...and into the open TARDIS doors. "I'm right
here." The Doctor caught him in his arms and they pressed together. They
could feel each other's dicks pressing between their bodies. "I'm right
here..." Jeremy buried his head into the Doctor's chest, which was
difficult for the Doctor was shorter than he was.

The TARDIS appeared in Jesse's room. He was standing there in the spacious
room, looking at it. Staring. Then he moved back, afraid. Afraid to call
his mom. Afraid not to call his mom. He wondered what was happening. He
moved to the Police Box shape, read the signs on it and touched
it. "Alive?" He moved back again, sat on his bed, stared at it. He should
know it. He shook his head, touched the bridge of his pert cute nose and
licked his lips. He nodded, put a hand on his forehead to see if he were
feverish. Then he recalled. Monsters. Aliens. Planets. History. Dino..no,
no dinosaurs yet, damn that. Cavemen. Wholly mammoths. Komodo
dragons. "That fucking bastard." Then he recalled the sound. The doors
opening.  Jesse punched the Doctor right on the chin and the Doctor flew
back. Jesse was hugged and looked over Jeremy's shoulder. He eyed the
Doctor, who didn't want to keep eye contact. The Doctor came up to them
both and separated them.

The Doctor watched from the TARDIS doors, watching and looking back at the
scanner for a better view. Jesse wore one of his third persona's old green
velvet jackets. It was big for Jesse but he filled it better than the
Doctor thought he would. Jesse was a big boy now. He wore a long scarf from
the Fourth Doctor around his neck, this one more Christmas colored. Madam
Nostradamus knew her color schemes and knitted many for him. The Doctor
smiled. Of all the people he knew in time and space and other places, Jesse
and Jeremy were it for him. He leaned his elbow on the frame of the Tardis
door, crossed one foot over the other leg. Jesse had a Newsies cap on his
head, checked colored and for some reason, as the Doctor had set the TARDIS
Jesse had dyed his hair brown. The Doctor liked the natural blonde but
whatever Jesse wanted, the Doctor would go along with. It was at this
moment that the Doctor knew this would be permanent. His eyes were
entranced with Jesse and his performance. Jesse would go home from time to
time, so to speak but the Doctor knew he was in love with Jesse. Jesse's
eyes sparkled as he brought music to the young girls in the front of the
guitar shaped stage, "Beautiful Soul" was the choice. Good choice, the
Doctor thought, for all his bravado, Jesse was a beautiful soul. It had
been easy to park the TARDIS in the back darkness of the stage, one blond
hottie emerging from the curtains and the other watching. Jesse kissed the
Doctor's mouth deeply and pushed him roughly into the TARDIS. A crowd had
followed them but the doors shut tight and the wheezing groaning sound
continued...onward to take Joey back to 1931....

"Do you want to go home?"

"Well, sometimes, yeah," Jesse shrugged and chimed in.

"Well, then, I'll set the TARDIS..." The Doctor turned away, looked visibly
hurt. He looked away from them as he set the controls, stiffening up to the
TARDIS console, which says more than you might think.

Jeremy came up behind him, "Doctor, George Washington, William Penn," he
laughed, "Yeah and even those wacky Rani and Master fools, wooly mammoths,
volcanoes, cavemen, dinosaurs..."

>From behind, Jesse reminded him, "Never actually got to see a dinosaur,
mind you."

Jeremy laughed, "Shut up about the dinosaurs. It's marvelous but thing is,
Doctor, this trip in the Ship, these trips. They're the best times of our
lives, both Jesse and I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world. But
sometimes, we miss our families, our jobs, I mean making movies is great to
make and TV shows but our lives have meaning with you in it."

"Well, yeah but again, that's just t he way things are, kiddo," the Doctor
smiled and cupped Jeremy's chin now, still not letting go of Jesse's. He
brought the faces together, "Now, take a pretty picture." They turned to
each other and nose to nose, they nuzzled. The Doctor brought his face to
them and they kissed, a three way tongue kiss. A long lasting one. "Okay,"
the Doctor broke it first, "Now strip..."

Jesse, Jeremy, Joey, Adam, and the Doctor ran from dogs. The Doctor turned
and put his hands out. The dogs stopped and slowly came over to the
Doctor. Jesse watched in amazement. Jeremy turned to watch also. The dogs
made friends with the Doctor. But the men with guns shot at them and a
bullet whizzed by and hit the fence behind the Doctor, who was
startled. Looking lovingly at the Doctor.

  "MOVE!" The Doctor pushed Jesse but Jeremy was far ahead of them. The
trio ran down a hallway, a peach colored hallway that was marked in big red
stickers in some strange form of English, almost syllabic.

Jesse looked at the Earth pulled away, "No. No, I'm coming back." He then
pulled a face as he thought he saw something outside. The Station had a few
bays open. Space Force Two was huge as it moved out. But Jesse ignored
that. He put his hands on the window panes. His face turned to one of
horror. Not only was Jeremy speeding past in a one man small vehicle but he
saw a ton of garbage floating in space...his hope sank. For in the middle
of all that garbage and as the Earth and the Station moved away, he could
only focus on one thing: the TARDIS. It was floating in space...his way
home was gone...no one was inside it...and he knew that...

Jesse's face....tears coming down it. Jeremy was crying also. "We will find
him. As we have before and he us."

Harn jumped on Jeremy's back. Jeremy jumped as the monorail fell and Jeremy
reached for...the thin branches of the only tree. Yelling like a madman or
Tarzan about to die, Jeremy reached for it, one last ditch effort! People
rained down past him and many fell to their
deaths. Yelling. Screaming. Even though he was screaming and filled with
adrenaline, Jeremy remained as calm as possible and clung to branches.

Jesse ran to the open doorway and didn't hesitate. He was followed a
massive line of fire that blasted forward at him. "I'm coming with you!!!"
He jumped and landed on the Cyberman's back and held his arms around the
neck. He rode it out with the creature as it slid down. The fire entered
the open elevator shaft, having already incinerated the two guards' bodies
above as well as all the other bodies in the hallway.

"DOCTOR!"

"JESSE!!!!"

They hugged! The Doctor held Jesse tightly and even though Jesse was
taller, the Doctor squeezed tighter. "Doctor!?"

"Yeah, Jesse?"

"I can't breath!"

"Doctor?"

"Yeah, Jesse?"

"The Daleks are just vanishing..."

"I see..." The Doctor threw himself at the Red Dalek, which was closest to
him. He and it, vanished completely...along with the other Daleks.

"Jeremy!" The Doctor yelled, "What are you doing here?"

"Hiya, Doctor!!!!" Jeremy yelled, his hand on a lever device, "I just woke
up and pulled this...it said recall device."

"You've just called them all back."

"What?" Jeremy looked around, "You mean...?"

"Yeah, every Dalek that was on the Space Station...is now in here...with
us..."

Jesse was still angry with him. "What the fuck do you know about it?"

"I was with you both, every step of your adventures... though you didn't
see me." The Doctor turned to Jesse from Jeremy, "And Jesse, even though,
you gave up Lent, he wasn't about to give up on you. He wasn't a real
Cyberman, you know. Those are much, much more dangerous."



"I used to get incredibly angry at him sometimes."

"And he with us, remember..."



"DON'T YOU EVER GO BEHIND MY BACK AGAIN, EVER, NOT EVER, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND!!!!!"

It suddenly occurred to them that they were stuck on an alien time machine
on an alien planet, and soon would be in the time space vortex or in some
far flung region of outer space or inner space...with an alien being who
was very, very angry with them at the moment. At least they had each
other...

He pointed at them, "I MEAN IT AND I'M NOT KIDDING THIS TIME! DON'T EVER DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE IT!"

He moved at them...

Jesse leaned on the TARDIS exterior, the back of it. It spun and the doors
opened. The Doctor pulled him inside. K9 flew outside and began to fire
gold rays and from his posterior he pooped gold. All the Cybermen in the
room fell. Jeremy ducked and a Cyberman rushing him, fell over the edge of
the stone railway and to its death. Jeremy thrust a straight horizontal
stab into the stomach of another Cyberman and it fell over the side. "K9!"

"Okay," the Doctor looked at the blue boys who wore thick helmets, "You
lot, do what you have to to stop this sabotage...and then I'll return the
weight of all the guests and party goers..." He patted the back of two of
the boy aliens and ran to his downed companions, hopping over downed aliens
and monsters and creatures. "How's it hanging, boys?"

"Jesse, shut..." The Doctor moved to Jeremy's side. Jeremy had arrived
before he did and stood in front of him. "Let me see that!!" The Doctor
held the sonic screwdriver over the remaining device which Jeremy still
held in his arms. "Give that to me!" The Doctor snapped, grabbed it up with
both hands, dropped the sonic screwdriver, and then heaved it with both
hands, both armsâ€"one behind his shoulder, the other near his chest,
heaved with all his might. "Jesse, RUN! DON'T WAIT FOR ME TO SAY WHEN I SAY
RUN---RUN! RUN! RUN NOW!" Jesse ran, the dino moved its open mouth at
him. A split second before he ran, Jesse looked into the open maw of a
Tyrannosaurus Rex. He screamed, turned and ran. The beast moved at him but
something hit it. The Doctor, at the same time, turned to Jeremy and Luke,
"If you don't want to be turned into a field of daisies, get down! GET
DOWN!"

Jeremy dove at Luke and jumped on him. Hee hee. They both landed behind a
fallen tree and the Doctor watched the explosion for a second longer. Then,
he too, a look of fascination on his face, jumped behind the tree. Jesse
had taken off and ran for his life.

"Hang on for your life, Jeremy!" The Doctor yelled!

Wind threatened to suck his breath away, ram down his throat and prevent
further talk.

The TARDIS doors were wide open. The vortex outside was white, red, black
and green. Jesse was on the side of the console nearest the inner
doors. "Does this have anything to do with what just happened to us?" He
yelled to be heard. The sounds of the hurricane like vortex roared over
them. He had to repeat himself, "Does this have anything to do with what
happened to us just then on that last adventure???"

Youthful androgynous beings came to them. "And now, we shall reward you for
bringing us another welcome and wonderful charge..."

Hands took off Jesse's shirt and others downed him to a floor of
flowers. "What? What are you they doing, Doctor?"

The Doctor was put on a blue raft on a blue calm sea of water. "Don't
worry, Jesse, they live to serve others to make them safe...they're just
thanking us..."

Jeremy was in a hot tub with aliens behind him and in front of him. A
redheaded being, male was in front of him and ministering to him, jerking
him off. Jeremy sat back. Behind him a green skinned lad with long green
hair and freckles held him and washed his back, his penis sticking up
Jeremy's back. "May I?"

Beyond in the sky, stars came into being. Great blasts of life. Energy rays
shooting, giving life. Bringing birth. Beneath their feet, Jeremy and Jesse
could feel pounding, the breathing of the thing they stood on. If it was a
planet, it was alive now. Jeremy broke the Doctor out of his hypnotic
state, "Doctor, I'm scared..."

"So am I..." Jesse said, "Are we gonna survive this one...this far
back...this life bringing event...can wipe out what life there already
is..."

"Huh? Oh...Oh, I wouldn't worry..."

Jeremy swallowed, "Oh, if you say so, then..." he shivered.

"Come here," Jesse brought him close to him with one arm around him from
shoulder to shoulder, "Come here. You're alright."

"I..."

"Now, now, boys. Now...like I said, I wouldn't worry..."



"He's already dead, you fool!" The Medusa turned into the first
Master. "And you're next..." He raised his Tissue Compressor...behind the
Doctor, Zorro rose, this time with a knife ready to stab into the Doctor's
back, the knife being held on high, and the other more inhuman Gorgon moved
in, eyes without pupils, snakes hissing and rattling...

The Doctor cradled Jeremy, "He is, isn't he?" The Doctor spoke slowly, "He
is dead..." He put his head into Jeremy's face and kissed his lips, getting
blood on his mouth... "Goodbye...goodbye my love...my one true love..."

The tears came from the Doctor's eyes!

"TARDIS." The Doctor said. They returned to it silently. Jesse and Jeremy
went in first. The Doctor remained behind. He went into the doors and then
came back out, looked back at the hole in the tomb. He was sad faced. Then
he smiled. A great big smile of belief.

Jeremy kissed the Doctor. Deeply.

The Doctor rubbed Jeremy's naked back but then broke it. "Jeremy, not in
front of the White and Black Guardians."

"Oh yeah, okay," Jeremy said.

"I'm not, Jesse. And I'm sorry. I'm trying to find the fault..faults. I'm
trying to track Jeremy."

"Then he's still alive? There's still hope?"

"There's always hope!" The Doctor worked furiously.

Jesse looked over his shoulder, "One day, you have to teach me, us, Jeremy
and I, how to work this crate!"



Jesse: "I guess we always thought there'd be time to learn to fly it
later... you know?"  Jeremy: Yeah, I do know. And there will be. Time to
learn to fly it, once we find him.




"Done!" The Doctor said, "Right after we find him!"

"We will," Jesse added, "We will."

"We will!" The Doctor paused with one arm only to put it around Jesse and
bring the boy from behind him to the console to hold him side by side. "We
will!"



"He never gave up on you."

"You didn't either, if I recall."

"No, I didn't. Then..." Jesse forced a smile, which faded soon, "...I won't
give up on finding him."

"Or him finding us," Jeremy smiled.

Jesse strode outside. Into a giant sheet. "Doctor!" He turned. The Doctor
was next to him. The sheets wrapped around both of them. Pressed their
bodies together. They felt each other's members grow hard as they were
shoved together. It was like some giant had wrapped them up and was now
carrying them. They felt the swaying, swinging motion as if there was no
ground beneath them suddenly. The sheets were white. The Doctor held Jesse
close to him. Jesse wrapped his arms around the Doctor's body and the
Doctor did the same. "Doctor!"

"Just hold onto me."

Piling out of the doors they had just opened...was an INSECT MONSTER! One
each!

It looked like an upright wasp, walking on legs, four legs on top and a
huge bulb for a head and with huge segmented and glowing yellow, insect
eyes...a stinger for a nose. Antenna waving, jaws opening... had the Doctor
been alongside either of them he would have identified this
lurching-at-them monster insect as the Wirrn!!!!

Jesse and Jeremy both screamed as one! From two separate places!

The creatures shrieked as well. One brushed past Jesse, who dove to one
side; the other quickly flitted past Jeremy, headed for the exit. The
Doctor shot out of his dressing room and shouted, "Wait! Wait!"

"I'm passing a few times at once en route to Jeremy's rendezvous with
today...his today, your today, 2007...Christmas time yeah," the Doctor
nodded, "But this was, a, oh, 1994, scene seen by your Earth's Hubble..."
The Doctor put an arm around Jesse's back and shoulder, "You like it,
yeah?"

"I love it, yeah!" Jesse gasped, biting more of his sandwich, finishing it
off and looking up. "Amazing."

"No one knows how the rings formed either," the Doctor said, "Not your
people or mine...when they were alive..."

Family dinners. With family and the Doctor. Hugging. Saying goodbye, hello
all over again. Leaving. Jeremy touching Anna's old aged hand in the
future. Then seeing her in 2007. Coming out. Telling Anna Popplewell first
during Christmas Time, in between Christmas and New Year's. Telling his
agent Mark. Reason: the Doctor.

The Doctor frowned while Jeremy laughed. A purple being, a stalk of a
being, with slits for viewing...one wouldn't call them eyes because the
slits really had no pupils beneath that they could see. Not that Jeremy or
Jesse could see very much. The planet was a giant mist of purple fog with
blue trees. Black mountains were passed by them as they floated....the
gravity was not like Earth's. "I think now that we're here, it's, uhm, they
are, uhm, not to be missed."

"Is he your lover?" Someone shouted. Jeremy began to feel the questions as
they became more and more personal and private. He wished his family had
chosen to come. He sighed when he saw them among the crowd, pushing their
way through. Then he wondered if he wanted them here, hearing the sort of
questions that began among the crowd ...

"Did he give you a blow job on the coaster?" An older man, a news reporter.

Mark took the mike stand, "Hey, those are the kind of questions that are
uncalled for and if those continue, I shall cancel the press conference
right now..."

"But what's he hiding...?" A guy.

Jeremy took the mike, "I would have to say that I'm here to tell you about
me. I'm not here to tell you about other people and just because at that
costume party, some people were with me, doesn't mean they are or aren't
gay also..."

"But is he?" Someone asked. A girl.

"C'mon we just wanna know if Jesse McCartney is gay, too."

"Is he in love with you?"

Behind Jeremy and Mark and a few large bodyguards, the building stood. It
was dark and closed this early in the day. The TARDIS had appeared. Jesse
stepped out quietly. The Doctor watched, just as quietly, from the console,
leaving the door open. Jesse looked outside, peering from the darkness of
the building lobby. He wondered just what kind of building it was he was
inside. He could hear the press conference and Jeremy stuttering. "He would
protect me," Jesse murmured and smiled. He reached for the closed glass
door's handle. He then realized it was the Pantages Theatre. He was passing
the ticket booths. He didn't care but he held a look of love on his face
and as he opened the door to get outside, he didn't realize the Doctor had
been slowly and methodically following him.

"Yes," Jesse came forward to take Jeremy's hand, "He is." Jesse took the
mike, standing right next to Jeremy and he put one arm around Jeremy and
the other hand he used to hold the mike, "...and he is."

Jeremy was shocked. He turned to see Jesse. Jesse kissed him on the cheek
and turned to the crowd, "I want to make it official, too. I love my
singing career and all that, but I have to say, I'm totally gay."

The crowd grew less restless but there was chatter among them and a slight
uproar. Jeremy was staring at Jesse who turned to look at him and
shrug. Jeremy had tears in his eyes. Mark put a hand on Jeremy's
shoulder. Between the hands that hung as one, the hands of his lovers, zoom
in on the Doctor's face. It registered pride in his companions, then
happiness and glee, but ultimately sadness. He knew they had arrived. They
had made it. They had conquered their fears and come out. They no longer
needed him. Or so he thought. He grew melancholy and his head hung down. He
turned his back on them and began to walk back toward the alcove of
doorways that lined the front of the theatre. The hands vanished as Jesse
raised them, Jeremy startled that Jesse was raising them. Jeremy helped him
by putting more energy into it. The hands continued upward as the Doctor
walked away under the tent shape that their arms formed. The crowed took a
positive tolerant turn as the two celebrities smiled at them and
laughed. It seemed like a dark cloud lifted and as if they were making a
moment of history. They both knew it was just a little piece but a piece of
it, it was. The Doctor left the door open that he shuffled through, almost
hunched. He hung his head down as he moved to the TARDIS...

Jeremy ran into the lobby. Jesse followed him. Jesse pointed. They both
heard the familiar sound. Usually they were inside it when it issued forth
from the TARDIS. This time, they were outside. They were just in time to
see the last vestiges of the TARDIS's image vanishing into thin air. They
both called out his name.

"Doctor....!"

"Doctor?"

"Doctor? Come back!"

"Come back!"

Jesse kicked up the red carpet on the floor, "Fuck! Fuck shit! He did it to
me..., I'm sorry, to us again!"

Jeremy looked at the empty space that once held the TARDIS....he was
speechless.

"Look," Jesse said, "He...he must have had a reason..."

"He does. He thinks we don't need him any more. That we're...together and
complete...."

The TARDIS traveled through the multi colored vortex of time and
space...inside, the Doctor sat on the chair and cried, his hands over his
face or rather his face buried into his hands. He wept...

The giant komodo chasing them, Washington's men pointing guns in their
faces, Pacific ancient natives nearly sacrificing them, he and Jesse nearly
being burned and hung by Pennsylvania Dutch in 1681, the Master-a little
boy form pointing the TCE at them, The male Rani pointing various weapons
at them in 1931, also Mr Grace's men chasing them using dogs, toward a
fence. The lyrics hit home. Jeremy laughed. As Jesse continued to sing,
Jeremy recalled other things: being shot across the Earth in a rocket,
nude, landing in New York City, running from giant people collecting
machines in the future 2782 AD, the train crash---via sabotage by the
governmentâ€"in Washington DC and his two friends who died saving his life:
the Spanish teen Harn and the older man Robâ€"shot protecting him. Him
trapped on a Dalek space-time machine, the Cyberman who protected Jesse...

TARDIS in space. Multi colored space. The Doctor's faces. Jeremy and Jesse
appear inside the console room, the main white one.

"Jesse! Jeremy! What the hell are you two doing here! How?" It was the
Doctor but he was stretched, thinner, elongated, pulled.

K9 was above them flying, bigger than he should be. Jeremy threw himself
over to the Doctor and held the console alongside him, Jesse on his
back. "What's happening!" The Doctor was blasted by a field of sparks from
the console and fell back to a wall and to the floor. "Doctor!" They both
cried out.

"Stay away from me! I'm being sucked into a CVE! And I'm being forced to
regenerate! I think!!!!"

"Regenerate!" Jeremy was about to throw himself over to the Doctor through
all the funny lights that were starting to fill up the TARDIS. He also felt
as though his body filled with some kind of static energy or something that
was making it hyper and shaky but strong. He attempted to throw himself at
the Doctor's general area.

"Stay back!" He put his hands out, "If you touch me I don't know what will
happen!" He looked up again and spoke to whomever put them here , "You've
got to get them out!"

 "Doctor!"

Bulging with the same energy, Jesse leaned on Jeremy's back, "Jesse, I
think he's...dead!"

"I know, Jesse, I know!" He felt as if his body were about to burst with
hyper energy. Lights started to circle the Doctor.

"Doctor, you know that's true."

"Adric?"

The Doctor's face glew and then expanded. His body flew toward the corner
of the TARDIS that was being pulled into the smallest hole. A pinhole. K9
flew along with the body and shrunk as he too was pulled. Then the TARDIS
itself was squeezed toward the hole. "We're all gonna die!" Jesse yelled,
"Tomorrow People, get us out of here!"

"Doctor regenerating?"

"Focus! Focus! Fuck!" Rico yelled as the entire TARDIS was engulfed in a
huge explosion that filled space and time! All four Tomorrow People fell as
they were blasted apart, their hands loose from each other's, their cum
filling their underwear and pants, even splattering up their pants and to
their stomachs! They all fell on their backs, being thrown apart and to
different areas of the room. Rico was lifted off his feet and flung! His
body cradled as if he were in the womb again and he fell onto his shoulders
and was still.

The blast continued. But after the blast, the vortex, CVE, Jesse, Jeremy,
K9, and the Doctor were gone. So was a section of space. Whiteness remained
behind. The TARDIS was gone. The blast seemed to end everything!



"Like... the Pan? Well, ahhh, more than a bit like Jeremy actually...more
mischievous, a bit like you, Jesse, in that respect..."

"It could be all I've gone through. My planet gone, all my people, mostly
gone. Dead. My family gone, possibly Romana gone. I had a lot of friends
and family die." He stopped, lost in thought. The boys stared at him for
what seemed an eternity. Then the Doctor perked up, "Come on, let's go get
something to eat. The, ahh, TARDIS should be revived by now and then..."

"Shouldn't we just eat there? I mean all those distress calls we got..."
Jeremy worried.

"My dear Jeremy, no sense going into full action mode on an empty
stomach..." the Doctor said. He put his blue leather jacket on and took his
Santa hat and plopped it on Jeremy's head, "Let's go, Peter Pan, time to
eat...so you can get big and strong and grow up..."

Jeremy laughed. Jesse renewed his crying. "Grow up? That's so sad..." Jesse
bellowed. Jeremy put an arm around him and guided him out. Jesse wore a
long sleeve red shirt, which had a green mistletoe attached to the heart
area, under it he wore a white shirt that had candy cane red stripes on
it. The collar came up to his neck from under the red shirt. And green
pants. Jeremy had on his necklace of small skulls and large crosses that he
was given while in New Zealand. He also wore a dark brown low collar, loose
fitting top with sleeves and brown slacks and black shoes. He put his very
Doctor-like jacket back on. Jesse put on his white leather jacket.

The blue box was just about visible.

"...it...the TARDIS!"

They saw the outlines. Inside it the Doctor was waving to them. "Hold on!
We'll be out of this universe in a spiffy..."

Jesse looked from the half transparent TARDIS to Jeremy, "What's a spiffy?"

Jeremy shrugged, "I dunno but I hope it's it means a few seconds."

"Singular. Second." Jesse said. He could almost reach out and touch the
more solid TARDIS. Jeremy held his hand back. Slowly TARDIS appeared.

The Doctor opened the doors, "Quick inside!"

The boys needed no prompting. They ran into the TARDIS. "I love this time
machine!" Jesse waved his arms. They were in the white console room, the
first one they'd seen, the one used by the First Doctor. It was big and had
alcoves and strange machines, historical items and furniture gathered from
various time periods, including a wicker chair, a hat stand, an old wooden
treasure chest. A huge light device was above the major huge console.

"I love this console room!" Jeremy smiled and laughed. Hugging the
Doctor. Hugging his siblings during visits. Jesse recalled the similar
times he hugged the Doctor and his family.

"As long as we're here and in side and together! I don't care how rough it
gets!" Jeremy yelled and held onto a hand hold on the door's left side.

"Ahh yes, the Eye Of Orion..." The Doctor laid out on the grass, Jesse on
one side, Jeremy on the other, all three completely nude, completely
relaxed. Their tanned bodies glistened some more in the alien heat under an
alien sun. Heat that was comforting and refreshing, not very hot and not
very cool. Just right. "Not really a planet, more a dimension...."

Hot bodies laying on the warm, yet cool and clean grass...abs to the
sky. Penises limp for once as they just wanted rest...

"You don't even need a blanket. You can lay on the grass without one. No
fear, no anxieties. Just the natural goodness of the ion particles just
sensitizing you to goodness and wholeness and all that good stuff. There
aren't even any insects to worry about, no dangerous animal life..."

The place was sunny and bright, rolling hills, the ruins of an alien brick
wall of some kind. Jesse let the alien sun soak on his tummy. "Can we stay
here?"

"For a time." The Doctor said, "But even paradise gets boring."

"If this is boring, give me boredom," Jeremy said, "More often."

"After what we've all just been through..." the Doctor said, "We deserve
it. And like I said there's no animal life to attack us or even microbes
here to try to kill us...except for that...that Raston Warrior Robot over
there."

The Doctor picked up Jeremy's head and kissed his chin.



Inside, those doors, the Doctor opened his arms. "I love you both so very
much. I make mistakes. I'm not perfect as much as I sometimes think I
am..."

Jeremy moved forward, "Doctor, sometimes you make me so...sometimes you're
so..." he choked up. "Other times you're just...and then you just go and do
something....and then you say something...." He looked the Doctor in the
eyes.

The Doctor swallowed and took him in his arms again, "I mean it. I love
you. I wouldn't do this on purpose...sometimes the, ahhh, TARDIS has her
own reasons for doing things such as this but this time it might have just
been one of those plain ole mistakes. She takes us to places to teach us
things, to get us involved because when we are....it's better....we're
better..."

Jeremy kissed the Doctor on the mouth, "Doctor..."

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."



"It's invigorating," the Doctor grabbed Jesse's elbows and lifted him up.

Jesse floated in the space around them but the Doctor took him closer to
him and hugged him but pulled his head toward his own.  Jesse gasped in
awe, "Doctor, I'm off my feet..."

"And I'm off my rocker!" The Doctor smiled and kissed Jesse's chin. Then
lowering him, kissed his lower lip, bit it lightly, and kissed the upper
lip. Jesse responded.

There were also blue mountains off in the distance and giant gas
balloons. "Are those manmade?" Jeremy pointed.

The Doctor didn't take his mouth off Jesse's but murmured, "Living
creatures..."



Jesse was behind them and embraced Jeremy from behind and hugged past him
around the Doctor.



Jesse looked at the helpless Doctor. "Get the TARDIS. Bring it to that
small park over there...." As the Doctor moved off, Jesse called to him,
"And for fuck's sake, don't fuck it up. Get here allright...."

The Doctor ran off.

"I'm so sorry," Jesse said as he hugged Jeremy. "That shouldn't have
happened.



Jeremy put his hand in Jesse' s lap and Jesse did the same to Jeremy. They
just sat that way. No sex. No fun. Just thinking, hoping, sending good
vibrations out to the Doctor and the TARDIS, to K9, and to all who they met
on their adventures. They wondered what the future would bring them. They
knew they would find the Doctor. Just not when and where...they stared off
into the space of the bedroom...





SPOILERS COMING UP







SPOILERS COMING UP









DON'T WORRY, DOCTOR WHO WILL BE BACK IN THE FUTURE...AND THE PAST AND THE
PRESENT...







COMING SOON



The Doctor: (semi angry) Brigadier, why have you summoned me? Was it
because of the motorcycle monster thing?

Brigadier: No, I'd be if could sort that thing out. It's because there are
strange goings on at Montauk Point, on the East End of Long Island...

The Doctor: I know where Montauk is. I used to live here before I met Jesse
and Jeremy here, you know!

Doctor: You recognized me?

Brigadier: Always have, always will.  It's basically still you inside.

Jesse: Inside of me, usually.

Brig: So can you take on the motorcycle attacks and the Montauk Project?

Doctor: One thing at a time Brigadier, one thing at a time..

Brig: That's never stopped you before...(Smiling)

Doctor: Brigadier, it is nice to see you again.



Brig: Doctor, you used to go gay bars?!!

Doctor: Gay clubs, Brigadier, use the word clubs. I was trying to find
myself again on Earth, stuck here again...

A motorcycle with a rider with a helmet on, the face plate dark and
obscuring the face of the rider, flies through the air at Jim Clerk. The
big, gay muscle blond screams! The Doctor jumps in front of him and holds
up the sonic screwdriver.

Jeremy: Former friend of yours, Doctor?

Doctor: Not exactly.

Jeremy: Don't like him. He wasn't very nice.

Jesse: And HE talks about no body that way.

Brigadier: There are strange things going on on all over Long Island right
now, Doctor.

Doctor: I'll say, you should have seen the gay night life out here. I think
it's trying to become like one of us, well, like one of you.

The Doctor is in the console room.

Doctor: Hop on!

Jesse: What are you....

The TARDIS suddenly changes into a first class motorcycle. The Doctor is in
the seat, starting it up.

Doctor: It worked. It finally worked. Since 1985 the chameleon circuits
hasn't worked properly. This is history.

Jesse: Doctor, Jeremy...

Doctor: Yes, he's in danger! That thing will find out he's got Time Lord
DNA in him...

Jesse: Happens to us all the time. We've had that in us before...

Doctor: Yes, well, this time, it might know it's alien to Earth and as it's
looking for human DNA...

Jesse: Let's go already! (he presses the handle power surge and they drive
off, the Doctor falling back a bit)

Jesse: (as they drive along) : Hey where's K9?

The Doctor points to the seat under him.

Jesse startles, "Under your ass?"

"Inside the TARDIS..."

Jeremy is on a mini bike riding steps of a religious shrine area, Lady of
the Lourdes shrine, past bushes. The alien motorcyclists rides down steps
in front of him. "Who's chasing who?"  Jeremy falls off his bike as it tips
over. He turns around. The alien is there and pointing both hands at him!

Jeremy's nude and the monster motorcyclist jumps on him and turns him over
and begins to rape him! "AHHH! NO!"

A motorcycle gang leader points, "Hey, those two clowns have been touching
our bike's lights!"

A motorcycle gang comes at Jesse and the Doctor. The Doctor holds up the
sonic screwdriver, "See, it's just a screwdriver."

"They're gonna drive some screws into us!"  Jesse yells at they corner him
at a 7-11, "Doctor?!"

"Yes!?"

"The next time you decide to adapt biker's headlights to turn em into an
alien capturing ray, could you please let them know what you're doing in
detail BEFORE you do it, please?"

"I'll try!"

A big guy grabs Jesse up against a cement wall. Five surround the Doctor
and start to punch his sides and back.

Motorcycle leader: Why didn't you say that's what you wanted. Of course,
we'll help you! We knew Moe.

Doctor: Aren't you surprised that Moe was gay and that there ACTUALLY ARE
ALIENS?

Motorcycle leader: Not in the least, what can we do to stop this crappy
monster?

Jesse: Jeremy? Why're you worried about him? He can take care of himself.

Doctor: Yes, that's what worries me. We've got to find him...he's going to
try to pull the power unit off it...

Jesse: The helmet?

Doctor: Yes, the helmet! Its power source! You see, Jeremy's the one that
got away. Only he can touch it and live...

Jesse runs at the motorcycle monster points his gloves at a crane and the
crane rushes at him. A ball from the crane comes smashing at him. The
Doctor is rushing at them in the TARDIS motorcycle but it changes back to
the Police Box. "Damn it! I knew it was too good to last! Well, here's
blocking!"  He puts the TARDIS between the wrecking ball and Jesse and the
TARDIS gets slammed. The ball hits it. The creature points at a bulldozer
and it rushes at Jesse, who runs but gets cornered at a junk pile in the
junkyard of cars. Behind the creature Jeremy reaches for the helmet.  The
TARDIS flies between the bulldozer and Jesse, Jesse runs, the TARDIS gets
bulldozed into the junk pile and junk cars fall all over it.

Jesse: Doctor, get the doors open and fly at me!

The TARDIS is covered with cars and old motorcycles.

The thing snarls at Jesse. Jeremy grabs the helmet off it from behind and
it turns around. Jeremy screams as it roars at him!  A hideous face of half
formed jaw and teeth, embryo like baby eyes and cheek, old wrinkled skin,
hair stuck to the head in a parody of a human being!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!



Doctor : Brigadier, did you say something about the East end? What's been
going on?

Brigadier: People have been vanishing off the streets. The homeless as well
as the homed,...

Jesse: Homos?

Brig: (shoots him a dirty look and angry at that somewhat) Old men and
women, children, teenagers...

Doctor: Oh, that's bad...

Brig: That's not all. Some of them, mostly the children and teenagers who
have homes, have been returned, with absolutely no knowledge that they were
ever gone or have ever lost time...There's also the acting up of animals,
deer crashing through people's living room windows, teenagers suddenly
attacking, molesting adults, vandalizing, as if somebody has turned on a
switch...but why?

Doctor: Because someone has turned on a switch...I'll...

Brig: I'm not done. There's more. Strange weather occurrences, freak
lightning and thunderstorms, again as if someone...well, you get the
idea...

Doc: And?

Brig: Reports of UFOs in the night skies, hairy giant monsters roaming the
woods...

Doc: Anything else?

Brig: (frowning) Things suddenly appearing and disappearing and reappearing
right in front of witnesses' eyes.

Doc: And?...

Brig: There's a good chance a shadow government may have been in charge of
all of it!

Doc: Just what we need.

Doctor: Alien technology. I think they've had some help. Some evil Time
Lord help.

Jesse: But who? Which one? The Master? The Monk? The RANI?

Jeremy: How come all these guys in this place recognize you, Doctor?

Doctor: (stops at a door with his name on it) Because, apparently, I've
been the big honcho around here at one time.

Jesse: You're the evil Time Lord that helped them achieve all this!



Jeremy is tied in a chair. A big energy monster electrifying controls comes
out of the tunnel right at him.

Jesse is flung into the future and comes out in a dark world. He sees a
statue dedicated to Hitler.

Doctor: You're messing with time and you can create all sorts of troubles
for yourself, the universe...and even time itself!

Jeremy in the chair vanishes along with an apple in his hand.

"You did this for them!"  Jesse yells.

Brig: Yes, Doctor, what is that all about??!!! I'd like an answer as well!

Doc: It was just after I first regenerated. They were able to easily
brainwash me, use me, and then make me forget it all.

The Doctor is in a punch fight with Mr. Finch in the TARDIS console room.

Finch: I'm stuck in this form thanks to you! But I'll have your TARDIS!

Doctor : I'll kill you first and die before I let that happen!

Finch: So be it!

The TARDIS doors open and they both fall out toward a number of suns
colliding.

Doctor: They saved me but not Finch. But returning me to Earth...

Doctor runs at the time tunnel, "Shut that down! Shut down the time tunnel!
You fools! That thing will come out of it again!"

Sarah Jane Smith: It was me. I destroyed Gallifrey. I let the invaders
in. I shut it down with K9 at my side. Where you weren't!

The Doctor stares at her...



DOCTOR WHO WILL RETURN AGAIN REALLY REALLY SOON! You won't have to wait
until Christmas 2008!



At an ancient phone exhibit, Jeremy and Jesse sit in Time Lord robes. Jesse
picks up the phone, "It works. Hey ever crank call a Time Lord?"

Jesse: (on phone): Hey, is Myassamacallitallpurplezitsthere?"

Old Time Lord: Hang on I'll check for Myass..."

Jeremy and Jesse laugh.

Jeremy: How did you regenerate?

Mr Finch and the Doctor battling in the TARDIS console room, exploding
console. The doors open and they both fall out into space as asteroids pass
by and ignite!

In the past: Jeremy: "You're Galahad?!"

Galahad: "You can call me Kid Galahad, for I'm just a kid."

Jesse: "Doctor!"

Jeremy: "It's a Black Knight!"

Doctor: "Not just that, it's a Black Knight with a black hole in it! A
Black Hole Knight or a Black Knight Hole!"

Jesse is pulled into a black hole on the Black Knight's chest. Lancelot
holds onto him but his feet go up and Lancelot is pulled with Jesse toward
the black hole.

"Oh yeah, you wanna see moves, I'll show you moves!"  The Doctor pilots the
TARDIS with open doors in front of the pulled Lance and Jesse and the two
fly into the TARDIS but...as doors close...

The TARDIS is pulled into a black hole. A cow passes by it. At the scanner,
the Dragon from Eragon snaps open it's jaws at them. Jesse flinches and
backs away, puts an arm up to protect himself.

Doctor: "Allow me to introduce King Arthur."

Jesse: "Sir Lancelot, I presume!"

Jesse: "Doctor, dragon!"

Doctor: "Run!"  (a dragon comes flying and the pair run from it and from
Knights of the Round Table)

"Draw!"  (in the Old West)

Doctor: "I will not draw."

Young gun slinger: "You killed my father!"

Jeremy looks at the Doctor.

Businessman and ranger: That thing has all the weapons in it we
need. (points to the TARDIS which is on a wagon).

Jeremy: "Jesse's inside the TARDIS and time's moving differently for him?"

Doctor: "Yeah, don't worry. He's safe."

TARDIS on the wagon is being hauled off by two fast moving horses. Jeremy
jumps between the horses from the platform.

Jeremy: "Doctor!"

The wagon is running straight at a covered wagon.

Long haired blond Robin of Loxley: "I'm Robin of the Hood."

Jeremy: "Robin Hood!"

Long haired brunette Robin: "I'm Robin of the Hood!"

Doctor: "Hoods!"

Jeremy says, "Gosh, two Robin Hoods. Will you help us rescue Jesse from
King John?"

Blond Robin: "Only if he shoots an apple off your head..."

Brunette Robin: I want you to shoot an apple off your friend's head...

Doctor: Posh, that's easy...

"Blindfolded..."

The Doctor pulls the arrow across the bow. He's blindfolded by Little
John. Jeremy blinks, looks scared.

"William Tell taught me how to do this, but not for a few good number of
years yet..."

King John (to Jesse): Robin has his Maid Marion and all his men, I want my
own Maid Marion.

Jesse: What's that to do with me?

King John: You will be my Maid Marion...

Jesse: Why it is always me?

Jeremy: You're just too pretty.

Jeremy: What's that?"

Doctor: I think it's Godzilla! C'mon run!

Jesse: So we're in a parallel Earth in the same time where Godzilla, Gamera
and Gorgo and all the rest are real?

Doctor: Now you've got it. Come on help me with this! I don't think I can
do it. I don't think I can recalibrate all the UNIT trucks without help...

Jesse: Help from whom?"

Doctor: Me. I think I need all of my other selves, hey if the Time Lords
could do it, and they're not around any more so why can't I?

Jesse: You sound like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

Doctor: Nice girl, she was.

TARDIS appears. A Chinese Doctor walks out (Jackie Chan): I am the Doctor,
I will help you.

Another Doctor comes to them (Jet Li). "It's my old enemy, Rodak!"  He's on
the UFO fighter SID where Rodak has set up a secret base.

Rodak: The giant monsters I have control of this time will destroy the
entire Earth!

Bessie drives up to a UNIT truck. The Brigadier comes out. The Third Doctor
jumps out of the car, "Hello, Lethbridge Steward! Say hello the Brigadier,
Jo."

Jo Grant: Hi!

Brig: Doctor! Is there anything I can do?

Third Doctor: Reverse the polarity of the Neutron Flow.

Second Doctor: "Now Jamie! When I say run run!"

Fifth Doctor: Focus, we have to focus. Brave heart!

Fourth Doctor: That's a great big whomping lizard!

Sarah: Doctor, stop acting childish.

Fourth Doctor: What's the point of being 479 if I can't act childish!
Besides, I wasn't acting childish, was I? Me?

Jeremy whispers something in Adric's ear.

Doctor: No, Jeremy, you can't do that!

Jeremy: Already done.

Sixth Doctor looking at himself in the reflection of a truck gun set up,
"Oh, this is still the best face...me ever had."

Jesse: Doctor, we're black and white, what's with that?"

"Run!"  A rhedosaur destroys a lighthouse.

Doctor: We're in some black and white universe where the monsters or Ray
Harryhausen movies are alive!

An octopus pulls down San Franciso bridge. UFO flying saucers attack
Washington DC's monuments.

TARDIS leaves but when they exit on a beach, a giant Cyclops and blue
dragon fight each other close by.

Doctor: We're still in the same universe...RUN!

"I'm Sinbad."

Jesse: And a fucking hunk too.

"My name's Jason. I have found the Golden Fleece but need your help in
getting it back to Greece."

Doctor "We're in another universe. In this universe, particles allow you
Earthlings to be like superheroes!"

Jesse is in a yellow cape, yellow speedo, yellow boots and a yellow eye
mask, nothing more. "I get my energy from the sunlight. I am Dayoman!"

Jeremy: More like Gay-o-man."

Jesse: Huh?

Doctor: "17th Century Japan...I have some loose ends to take care of
here..."

The trio run from Samurai warriors only to run into some more. They are
caught between the two warring parties.

Aoi: (look of evil on face and raising sword above Jeremy and Jesse) your
new friends, Doctor, will you care for them as well as you did for me?"

Doctor: NO!

Doctor: "I have to find out if he's possessed by the energy or not and
there's only one way for me to to that."

Jesse: "To make love to him?"

Doctor: Yes.

Jeremy: You can't! He'll kill you!

Aoi: Prepare to die, Doctor!

Doctor: Love kills...

Doctor: Tiny aliens on the Titanic are trying to find their miniature ship
inside a safe...if they don't find it, the whole world could end in your
time...

Doctor: This thing, this separatist Auton, is at a wedding...

Jeremy: My cousin's...

Doctor: I don't do weddings...

Jesse: Tough, you're going...

Jeremy: Doctor, it seems assimilated into our culture...do you have to kill
it?

Doctor points a laser rifle at the human Auton, "I must..."

Auton: Doctor, I beg you, spare my life!

In alternate Ancient Greece: Doctor: May I introduce Xena, Warrior
Princess...

Xena: My son's back, or rather returned or rather come here from another
universe to take revenge on what he thinks is his bad mother...

Solan: Fight or die...

Jeremy: Then I will fight...

Solan: And kill...

In Ancient Rome: Dressed in flimsy gladiator gear with spikes on neck
collar, Jeremy: "Jesse, be careful, that's Caligula..."

Jesse: Yeah and we're gladiators ... (Jeremy jumps between gladiator boys
and Jesse, who's been knocked down)

Jeremy is outnumbered. Adam comes jumping into the arena.

Jeremy: Adam, you're back!

Adam: Hello, Jeremy...nice outfit...

Caligula: (to a nude Jesse): I want you to have me...

Doctor: He's mad..or is he? Possessed by some alien force that got to him
when he prayed to it...

Jeremy: He thinks he's a god...

Doctor: If what I think is going on...he's right, he is...

Caligula: I shall kill the Doctor before you all and bring him back to
life... (in a theatre)

Present day Grand Canyon, Doctor: This is 2008 and this is my old friend
Kiko McGree Redwing. He's a doctor...

Jesse: Oh no, not another one...

Kiko: No, I'm a former traveling companion of the Doctor, not a Doctor. A
medical doctor... Doctor, I think those bat things are back...

Doctor: Oh no, not the Roptera...maybe the Menoptera can help us again!

Maine: Butterfly beings fly by--the Doctor waves at them and smiles.

Bat monster men attack Jesse and Jeremy at a wooden cabin in the woods. The
Sixth Doctor comes out and uses a device to make them leave, a sonic sound
gun. "I knew you'd need my help."

Jeremy: Sure did.

Doctor: Did not.

Jesse: Did too, now thank the man in the Throw Up coat...

Doctor: We have to leave, right now!

Jesse: Why? I like it here.

Doctor: We're in Sodom of Sodom and Gomarrah...

Jesse: oh.

Jeremy: Don't forget to not look back...

Huge explosion! TARDIS seems to turn to salt.

Doctor: we're on a planet of giants...

Valerie: Really? Why didn't you tell us that?

Doctor: And my TARDIS has been driven away on the back of a truck...not
that that hasn't happened before...only not as garbage...

Jesse: Well, shoulda nicked a new one while we were on Gallifrey...

Jeremy: You're gonna leave those seven people and their dog stuck on that
land of giants?

Doctor: I have to. I can't interfere with history and it's vital that they
remain there.

A cat and dog fight over Jeremy, Jesse, and the Doctor.

Doctor: I have a mission for you two.

Jesse: What is it?

Doctor: Get the two girls, Bodicca's daughters to leave with you.

Jeremy and Jesse: Yuck.

Jesse: And what're you gonna do?

Doctor: try to stop their mom from killing herself...

Bodicca attacks the Doctor with a sword. The Doctor points the sonic
screwdriver at the sword. It melts.

"Let me die honorably!"

"No such thing!"