Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:47:14 -0500
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY 94

This had to be fixed in a few places:

Carefully, Jesse opened the inner doors. He peeked in, his body half
blocked by the door. He saw Dorian lying dead, eyes open. He threw the
wrench high up at the Daleks, "YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!"

The Blue Dalek shot the wrench from the air, melting it. Jeremy pulled
Jesse back, "RUN, JESSE!!!!"

Jesse and Jeremy ran out the front doors of the factory. They had a large
head start on the two Daleks. From the other side of the open square that
the factory lay in, came Liberty. "I didn't tell my mom but I'm sticking
with you, blondie," she directed at Jeremy, "You three are the only ones
who know what the heck they're doing so..."

Jeremy went wide eyed as he ran as fast as he could, "Separate!"  Jesse ran
far to the right corner of the factory block, "LIBERTY! RUN!"  He put his
arm out and engulfed her, sweeping her off her feet with a massive sweep of
his left arm. Liberty screamed. She faced the factory. The Blue and Yellow
Daleks emerged from the factory and rolled quickly after Jeremy. They both
echoed the other, "EXTERMINATE!!!!!"  Both fired their rays simultaneously.
Jeremy didn't bother to look back. The ray was firing right at Liberty's
face. She screamed!!!!

Jeremy ran so fast he outran, and continued to outrun, the Dalek's ray
range.20Liberty stared into the face of death as the ray ended just an inch
from her face. Jesse ran another way and turned down an alley that lead
upward. Both Daleks chased Jeremy but he made his way past a row of tall
brick buildings. The Daleks kept coming.

"EXTERMINATE!" They chanted this right into...

the theme song

DOCTOR WHO

JESSE and

JEREMY



Starring Adam Rickitt as the Doctor

Jesse

And Jeremy



SWIMMING WITH THE DALEKS; A ROLL IN THE HAY WITH A DALEK



The White Dalek smashed through a door to a home, "Humans detected?"
Inside, it used its eyepiece to scan the room. "No life forms
present. Fault detected."  It did, however, detect a Thanksgiving dinner in
a living room that was attached to the entrance way area it found itself
in. "Human holiday for giving thanks. FOR DEATH of another human? Maurice
Bishop."  The Dalek made a sound. Its computer whirred. "Thanksgiving for
killing Maurice Bishop is only for country calling itself Grenada. This
room is an American Thanksgiving."  On a television, a football game was
playing and a quarterback in full gear and who looked like Jeremy Sumpter
was throwing a football to his fullback.

A sports commentator shrieked from the tv set speaker, "AND STAR
QUARTERBACK J.D. MCCOY MAKES AN AMAZIN G PASS TO FULLBACK TIMOTHY RIGGINS
FOR A COMPLETE TOUCH DOWN, GIVING THE LEAD TO THE DILLION, TEXAS
PANTHERS!!!!!!"  The sounds of crowd of football fans made it clear that
they were going wild. They were shouting louder than the commentator.

"HIGHLY ANNOYING!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!"  A ray blast hits the flat screen TV
and blows it out of existence, starting a fire in the now empty
corner. "ALL FOOTBALL CONNECTIONS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!"  The Dalek
glided toward the table of food. "Aroma detected. Pleasant. Stressful
holiday emotional vibrations detected. Extremely harmful. EXTERMINATE!!!!"
The Dalek blasted the roasted turkey. "TURKEY SHOULD BE BAKED, NOT
ROASTED!!!"  It also blasted the other foods: splashing across the table
was a red splotch of sliced cranberry, "CRANBERRY FROM A CAN!
EXTERMINATE!!!"  It looked like THE BLOB had spread over the table as the
Dalek continued his assault. "POTATOES NOT MASHED ENOUGH!!!
MASHTERMINATE!!!"  Mashed potato gunk flew over the room, hit the
chandelier and the ceiling above it.  A quaint, old fashioned server filled
with gravy was blasted and splashed across the Dalek. "UNDER ATTACK!
EXTERMINATE!!!!"  Stuffing, sweet corn, and pumpkin pie were all summarily
executed. When the fires were the only sound that filled the room, the
Dalek seemed to laugh. "It...is...good! Good. Now, I am thankful. Stress
waves not detected."  It rolled out the remainders of the front door.
"Happy Thanksgiving to meeeeee!!!"

Jesse ran as fast as he could. He glanced behind him, something he dare not
do before this moment. No Dalek following. Puffing from the run, he found
himself on a lower end of the town, still and deserted as ever. He looked
up a long hill. It made him think of San Francisco. Sure enough, he thought
he recognized some landmarks as he looked overhead.  He thought he
recognized that old baroque rectangular building that housed Chief
Ironside's official headquarters. He wondered if that was just a TV show or
the real thing, as his memory of the real world seemed to be
fading. "Doctor, once we get out of this, IF we get out of this, I need to
spend some real home time in my real home time."  He chugged up a hillside
road, passing a large curbed area. He didn't recognize the CHARMED ones'
charming house as he walked past it, his head hung low. He hoped Liberty
and Jeremy were able to lose their Dalek pursuers.

Jeremy peeked around a brick corner. Liberty was over him in a second,
putting her hand on his back, peering with him. Jeremy rolled his
eyes. "Liberty," he turned, putting both hands on her sides and lifting her
off his back and putting her on the ground, "Will you please do as I say
and not as I do? Please, please, find a place to hide and stay there."

 0A "Do you really think there are any safe places from those things?"

"Yeah, I do," Jeremy said and started walking back to the area behind
them. He turned to her and pointed, "Find one! And stop following me."

Liberty ran to his side, "But...I wanna help. The others are probably in
the safe by now and I can't get back there in time, inconvenience them and
get them to open the safe..."

"So, instead, you inconvenience me and ...hey, besides, they'd open the
safe," Jeremy said.

Liberty grabbed his arm and put her arm under it and up top it. "I just
wanna be with you."

"Lib..."  Jeremy started. He shook his head.

Liberty smiled up at him, "What? Go on, say it. I'm a tough girl."

Jeremy stared ahead, "You DO know I'm gay, don't you?"

"Yeah, after what I saw, there can be no doubt about that," she looked
ahead now, too.

"Great! A store..."  Jeremy broke away from her and ran toward the front of
a large store that said HOME DEPOT.

Liberty sighed as she stood there. "But just maybe I can...no, no way. All
the good ones are gay."  She ran after him.

Jeremy looked around and had to break the glass on the store front to get
in. He hoped th at an alarm would not go off. It did. He ran inside as fast
as he could and looked around. He ran down an aisle and saw what he
wanted. He grabbed a chainsaw rifle and jumped toward a noise from the
front of the aisle. It was just Liberty, waving to him. He sighed and ran
to her and nudged her with his side, "We have to get out of here before
they arrive. They're sure to have heard that alarm."

"Where to now?"  She asked as they ran to the glass shattered front door.

"Someplace to find oil and gas for this baby."

Liberty sarcastically said, "Great."

"It is. We've lucked out this time. This thing has edges made of
diamond. It'll cut threw most things including the Daleks."

"I hope so."

Jeremy shook his head as they ran, "Trouble is, I'd have to get awfully
close in order to use it on them."



The Green Dalek that still had a plunger and a ray gun entered a
house. "Holidays excessive. Destroy!"  The house had a huge Christmas Tree
up with all sorts of decorations that hid the greenery of the tree. There
were also Santa Claus dolls of all varieties and from all types of
countries, some quite nice, some quite creepy. A wreath hung on the back
doorway exit. The wreath was on fire soon enough. The Dalek reached out a
sucker and sucked the entire Christmas Tree int o it, with much crunching
of the circular lit up ornament (which had on it depictions of scenes of
Santa, Rudolph, Frosty the Snow man, and Charlie Brown at Christmas
time). The sucking in of the tree included smashing of lights, causing the
electric to spark and the house to catch fire. The red stand for the tree
was crushed into the sucker. The Santa dolls stood, impassive as fire
enveloped them. Some melted. Some started talking, mechanisms inside going
on and speaking from battery operated voice boxes. The tree branches were
mulched.  "Energy source satisfactory. Holiday overworking not!
EXTERMINATE!"  The Dalek fled the house and its upper body turned to blast
the lights on the outside of the house and a toy soldier that reminded it
of a Thal.  "Excessive energy used up by holiday!"



Elsewhere, a lone house sat with a high, white fence made of strong
vinyl. The door opened and Derek Rolley ran from the fenced in area. He ran
into the street, down a side entrance. A very tall black man, very dark but
attractive with short hair full of very small dreadlocks in it, his shirt
was off.  He had NO body fat, a long deep crevice between his pecs, bulging
muscles all over. He saw a gray Dalek glide down a street and stop at a
corner to meet a Tan Dalek that had come down the adjoining street. Neither
seems to have a gun stick. "Hey, stupids, can't even catch a few human
beings?!"

" Halt!"

"Watcha gonna do, mon, yell and scream me to death. I don't think so."
Derek walked slowly toward them. "Sucker me to death?"  He knew full well
they could. The Doctor and his two ...friends... had explained all of this
when he went over the plan. He walked closer.

"HALT! HALT!"  They both chanted.

Derek jumped as he heard another join in on the chant. He turned to see the
Blue Dalek rolling down the main street that the house was on. "Shit!"
This one had a gun but no plunger. Derek ran and yelled, more to alert the
others than out of fear, although he was afraid. He was athletic and ran as
fast as he could.

"HALT!"  The Blue Dalek screeched at him again. It glided toward the others
and fired a shot off at him as it did. The ray blasted near the fence
doorway but Derek was too fast for it and had already raced through the
gateway. The three Daleks met and glided around the front of the house to
get up the driveway. They then moved toward the gateway.


Lockie Leonard, a freckle faced, blue eyed Australian 14 year old surfer
kid, came through the back gate and saw the Doctor hiding behind a lawn
chair. Lockie wore only a blue speedo and held a surf board. "What are you
doing here, boy?"

He shook his surfboard, "I thought you said this could come in handy?"

8 0You know..."  the Doctor, barely covering his anger, looked at him,
"This is dangerous. And why are you dressed...or rather not dressed...like
that?"

"I can swim like a fish," Lockie stated, proudly ejecting his chest. "I
thought you'd need someone who could...you know, with the pool and all..."

"That's why we're gong to fr..."

Interrupting them was bright blond haired Chris Quinn, a 19 year old, who
looked like an older version of Lockie but much more muscular, sidestepped
from a table where he was hiding and agreed, "What are you doing here?"

"I wanna help," Lockie said, "I'm not a kid any more..."

It was at this moment Derek ran through the gateway. He ran behind a huge
outdoor storage cabinet and stereo set up. He gave a thumbs up sign to
everyone who were in hiding.

When the three Daleks entered the pool area, the Doctor yelled, "NOW!"

Several things happened at once.

The Doctor sidestepped the Blue Dalek and ducked under its gun and was
behind it. He began to push it toward the pool. At the same time, Tucker
from Grange Hill came from behind one of trimmed Christmas-tree like trees
that lined one side of the pool and yelled as he ran at the Blue Dalek from
the side. The Blue Dalek shifted and the D octor tried to haul it the other
way but the gun faced Tucker full on. It shot and the ray blasted him at
close range. His face realized he had run too close to the gun and was
facing it. His body turned into a glowing skeleton for a few seconds as he
yelled in pain. He glowed and at the same time he was thrown across the
pool area, past Lockie who was wide eyed in terror and past Chris, who
shook his head at Lockie. Chris pointed at the cabinet, from which Derek
ran out from behind, "Look! Go over there and hide!"

When John Paul McQueen, Craig Dean, Derek, Nathan, Luke, Noah, Stuart, and
Vince came out of hiding, Parker came from behind a bush as well. From the
corner of his eye, while trying to maneuver the Blue Dalek toward the pool,
the Doctor saw him. "What's he doing here?"

"HELP, UNDER ATTACK!"  The Blue Dalek yelled.

The Tan Dalek seemed to try to turn to help it as it, too, came under
attack. It was then that Chris grabbed Lockie's surf board and smashed it
over the Blue Dalek's top casing using a mighty swing.

"No, no! Get it into the pool! Help me get into the pool!!!"

Chris swung again and again, each swing moving the Blue Dalek closer to the
crystalline blue water of a perfect built in pool.

Wide eyed with fear, Parker found himself in the path of the Gray Dalek. It
came at him with20the sucker extended for his face, just as Leo jumped in
front of him, "Parker lookout! Get outta the way!"  Nathan pulled Parker
out of the way from behind as the sucker moved for Leo. Leo ducked and the
Dalek turned and the sucker tried to take in Nathan's face but instead, the
sucker got his shoulder. Nathan screamed in pain as the sucker crushed his
shoulder. Vince and Stuart pulled the Dalek but the sucker kept attached to
Nathan. The Gray Dalek moved, the men around it, some beating on it with
branches, some trying to move it to the pool.

Stuart yelled, "Together, push it toward the water!!!"

Noah yelled, "It's too strong!!!"

"No, keep it moving!"  The Doctor yelled from behind the Blue Dalek, which
was firing off shots, that went random. A lawn chair was blasted.

The Gray Dalek collided with the Tan Dalek and unfortunately as Leo was
between them, he was crushed. This was both Daleks' intention. He screamed
as Parker raced to help. From between two Daleks, Leo reached out a hand to
Parker but Parker couldn't grab it as it fell limp in no time. Leo's head
was between the two Daleks and Parker saw it, too, go limp, hang down, the
eyes rolled into the back of Leo's head. "NO!"  Parker reached out.

Vince yelled, "Help us, mate, help us!"

Parker looked at the dead hanging hand a nd head of Leo, the rest of his
body obscured

Lockie was behind the shelf cabinet and looked confusedly at Peter Beale,
who shrugged. Both boys quickly realized the stray rays from the Blue Dalek
were eating away at the cabinet/stereo set up they were hiding
behind. Holes formed and soon, rays were coming through. Lockie ducked and
a ray shot through the cabinet over his head. Peter jumped to one side as
another blasted a hole in the front of the cabinet, a ray coming through,
passing the two boys and hitting a part of the fence behind the two
boys. "We can't stay here," Peter gasped and ran for one of the exits and
made it just a stray shot went over his head. He ducked and another one
almost had his head. He made it outside.

"Get it off him!"  Stuart yelled as Nathan screamed, his shoulder still in
the sucker. Luke, Noah, Vince, and Stuart were pushing this gray one toward
the pool. The Tan and Gray separated and the white faced body of Leo, eyes
shut now, fell from between them, a rag doll, flattened and crushed, blood
forming on his stomach, shoulders, and a misshapen hip. Leo fell to the
concrete walkway around the pool. Parker tried to ignore the body as it did
so but he couldn't. He shook himself and helped push the Dalek. Parker saw
Leo's body fall onto the walkway and then he saw a brick, pointed, nearby
the body. He ran to it and the designs of the bricks off to the walkway
side=2 0garden were pointed. He tore one from the ground, thankful they
were not cemented in. He ran to the sucker that held Nathan's shoulder. As
Nathan squealed in continuous pain, Parker slammed the brick onto the stalk
of the plunger attachment. He looked sideways as the Dalek top piece...its
head he assumed in his thoughts...swung around. A strange light, like an
eye, looked at him and Parker imagined the hate and malevolence that was
behind that eye. "CEASE THIS ATTACK!!" It said this over and over.  Parker
eyeballed it but kept hitting the stalk until it came off the Dalek. He saw
something move inside the remaining hole as if a spare part was trying to
move into the empty space occupied by the former stalk of the plunger but
nothing came of this movement. Probably due to the Doctor's earlier
tampering.

The Blue Dalek was near the edge of the pool. Thanks to the combined power
of the Doctor, Chris batting away at it, John Paul and Craig helping push
it, the Blue Dalek was tossed over the side. The Doctor yelled, "Stay clear
of the pool if you can!"  Rays fired up from the Blue Dalek. Even
underwater, it was firing. It began to sink in the water. "Sonic
Screwdriver, where's the sonic screwdriver?!!!"  The Doctor looked around
for it where he was last hiding, the remains of the lawn chair. The Doctor
tossed aside some debris. Charred remains of the lawn chair and a lawn
gnome.  "No!0 Wrong again, he thought as he saw the screwdriver. He grabbed
it up and pointed it at the Daleks' area and nothing happened. "Adjusting,
are they?"  He started to fiddle with it.

As this happened, as soon as the Blue Dalek was tossed over the side, the
Tan Dalek spun and Chris moved behind it and pushed. Derek helped him along
with John Paul and Craig Dean. The middle body spun round and the plunger
rose up...just as they all edged to the side of the pool. With Chris behind
it, his feet were over the side and he was ready to fall in. He looked
behind him into the water and saw the Blue Dalek there, the rays
ceasing. It still looked like the shark from JAWS just under him, gun stick
waving, plunger opening and closing...it was gruesome. The plunger had
nothing to latch onto but the thing still wanted to cling to life...to
something. The Tan Dalek's middle swung around behind it and the plunger
sucked up Chris's entire face just as he was turning away from the horrid
scene in the pool.

John Paul yelled, "NOOOOOO!"  ...as Chris, his whole head being sucked into
the plunger, fell over the side of the pool, the entire Tan Dalek along
with him, both falling into the pool with a huge splash.

Lockie looked from behind the cabinet, came out and saw this. He too
yelled, "NOOOOOOOO!"  He ran to the side of the pool and saw the Tan Dalek'
s plunger. It seemed to be laughing as it sunk beneath the surface. From
the plunger came blood, crushed brain matter, and bone. Chris's hands were
still holding onto the plunger, in a grasp of effort, a last moment of
trying to remove the thing from his face. "What a horrible way to die!"
Lockie yelled, "HORRIBLE!"

Lockie's yells startled the Doctor out of his trying to get the sonic
screwdriver to un-adjust to the Daleks' systems. "Lockie!"  He ran to the
boy and put his hands on the boy's shoulders, looked down at the horrible
scene in the pool.

A moment after this, the Gray Dalek was pushed into the pool but Derek fell
in with it, just barely avoiding the plunger. The others were cheering
their victory until they realized Derek was in the pool.

The Doctor yelled, "Don't give that signal!"

Stuart came to the Doctor, "Doc, we have to!!!"

"I'm getting him out!!!!"

"Doctor!!!"  Stuart yelled, "We'll all die if we don't freeze the pool
now!!!"

"Don't give that signal!!!" The Doctor pointed at him fiercely and then
gently pushed Lockie aside, "Hide!"  And then he dove headfirst into the
pool, sonic screwdriver in one hand and ready.

Stuart gasped, "FUCK!"

Vince had Nathan of f from the side of the pool. Nathan was about to pass
out.

>From hiding, outside, near bushes between this home and another, Robin
Scorpio came running. She ran past Lofty, who waited at a mechanical box
which had attachments next to it. Lofty wanted to help her and the others
but dare not leave his post. The mechanical box was the pool machinery. He
had his hands on a lever and he sweated.

She had a medical kit with her and ran into the pool area. "Can I help?"

"He's dying!"  Vince looked at her, as if to ask for help that he couldn't
give but she might be able to.

"I don't think so," Robin squinted as if Vince were a jerk to diagnose
that. She wanted to make a face at him but didn't.  "But we have to get him
to my clinic, if we can..."  Vince and Stuart helped move him. Together
they got him to the gate and outside. As they moved past Lofty, Stuart
thought about giving the signal but anyone in the pool would effectively be
killed. He sweated.

Stuart gasped, "C'mon let's get him out of here and get some sedatives."

Robin made that condescending face now, "For him?"

Stuart realized she was a doctor. He wanted drugs bad but not bad enough to
get into trouble again.  He shook himself out of it, "What? Oh yeah, for
him ..."  Stuart20looked back as he heard the commotion going on. Life and
death. "For all of us. Me, especially."

They heard the sound of the White Dalek, "Attack and advance, advance and
destroy!"

As it repeated this, Stuart nodded, "Let's go that way!"  He nodded to a
row of bushes on the other side of the street. "It'll give good cover."



A Gray Dalek and the White Dalek traveled down the road. The Gray Dalek
moved down the street to the side of house. The White Dalek began to scout
around.  Lofty took a bunch of bushes that lined the area of the house he
was hiding near at the pool unit. He pulled the bushes out by the roots and
used them to hide his face and legs, as he crouched down as best he could.
He could not leave his post.



Underwater, the Doctor swam like a fish but saw the Blue Dalek on the
bottom of the pool, gliding. He knew Daleks could move underwater but as
the jets from its bottom started, he waved the sonic screwdriver, adjusting
it as it went.

The pool water muffled a cry of "EXTERMINATE!"

The Tan Dalek almost hit his body as it sank past. It let go of the remains
of Chris's skull bone and brain matter...which floated by and made even the
Doctor scream...to try to sucker the Doctor. The Doctor kicked it away from
him and saw the Gray Dalek plunge into the water in=2 0front of him, nearly
hitting a dazed Derek. The Doctor kicked his legs and darted like the MAN
FROM ATLANTIS over to Derek, put an arm under his arm and kicked upward,
facing them both that way. Ray bolts moved past them but the water slowed
those down. The Daleks were somehow moving toward them. Three of them
floating like JAWS at him and the dazed, tall, and very heavy black
man. The Doctor mouthed, "Shit" under water. He struck out with his foot
and one of the Daleks spun away. The other two were moving at them very
fast.



Outside the water itself, the second gray Dalek entered the pool area and
moved right toward the blond speedo wearing Lockie. It was about to shoot
down Lockie, who was shocked, still continuing to look into the pool at the
death of Chris, a headless body floating slowly to the bottom of the pool,
beneath the Tan Dalek and above the Blue Dalek. Lockie heard it chant
EXTERMINATE and looked up, blandly. He didn't seem to care or react but
before the thing could shoot him, a crowd of the other humans attacked it
and with sheer force of numbers, moved it to the pool and shoved it in.



In the chlorinated pool water, as two Daleks jetted at him and Derek, whom
the Doctor held with one arm under his arm, the Doctor held out the sonic
screwdriver from his body and sent its power out. The Dalek casings all
opened. The dome tops opened and exposed the entire machine. The side
flanks split, water floo ded into the Dalek machines, the monsters inside
spitting, exiting, and yelling as water filled their mouths.

"Eureka!"  The Doctor managed to yell. An embryo like monster with teeth,
sharp teeth, upper and lower fangs, no hair, and spiked claws flung itself
through the water at them. Derek, shaking his head to get himself out of
his daze, saw it as he opened his eyes. He screamed as water filled his
mouth. He lost all his air as water flushed in and air bubbles flushed out.

The Doctor pushed Derek up, emerged his face, "Someone help me get him up!"
Others came away from the Second Gray Dalek. Many humans were pushing it
into the pool, too. As Derek was heaved up and out by others, the Doctor's
dripping body tried to jump out of the pool. "NOW! NOW! NOW!"  He
repeated. A claw held his muscled ankle, wrapped around his bulging right
calve muscle.  His left foot was still in the water. Lockie and others came
to grab his shoulders to haul him out of the pool along side the coughing,
sputtering Derek. "NOW! NOW! DO IT NOW! THE REST OF YOU AWAY FROM ME OR
YOU'LL BE FROZEN, TOO! FREEZE THIS POOL!!!"

While the Doctor was underwater, Lofty had his hand on the throw switch to
the Doctor's makeshift power unit.  He was about to pull the switch but the
White Dalek found him. He had heard the shouts20of now. "NOW," The White
Dalek said, "You shall be annihilated!!!"

Lofty held his hand on the lever, "No, you will be when..."

A blast from the Dalek hit him in his chest. He yelled as he turned to a
full lit figure. A fire started all over his body. Lofty's body stopped
glowing and he fell over, dead.

"EXTERMINATE!!!"

Running toward the scene was Blake Carrington, multi millionaire from
Montana. Although in his late 70s, the man, wearing a dinner suit and dress
shoes, was a formidable presence. He held a machine gun he had looted from
a store he had explored. "Dalek!!!"

Peter Beale, who had run from the pool area like a rabbit, was afraid. He
watched as Blake shot the machine gun at the White Dalek. The White Dalek
turned to Blake. He was hiding inside a parked car and watched the Dalek
move at Lofty and then at Blake. No, correction: he had watched it kill
Lofty and now watched Blake firing away at the thing...to little effect.

The Doctor was still trapped by the claw holding his ankle. It was dug into
his ankle. It began to lift itself out of the water and climb up his
back. The Doctor shouted, "The Dalek casings! The mutants set them
for....they're calling for help! If they're not frozen soon, they'll ..."



The machine gun blasts hit the White Dalek and damaged some of the metal
fixings on the dome and the slats beneath. It kept moving at Blake, who
tried to make his way toward the pool unit. Blake kept firing. Dents
appeared on the Dalek.

Blake noticed Peter exit a parked car near the house and run across the
street. Instead of backing away as he should, he moved forward.

"EXTERMINATE!!!!"

Blake thought, "That kid sure is fast," without saying it out loud. It was
his last thought. His firing ceased as the Dalek blasted his body to
skeletal cinders!

Peter reached the lever and pulled the switch all the way to one side and
rolled out of the area into more bushes near a fence near the next door
house.

In the pool, the Noah found and managed to use a pool net to smack the
Dalek creature's claw away from the Doctor's leg. There were deep scratches
on his leg. His body was pulled from the pool, his feet just leaving it
seconds before the pool froze...at the same time the gray Dalek hit the
water and caused a splash to go up, a frozen splash with it caught in the
middle like some obscene fountain ice sculpture. The water cracked a bit.

The Doctor puffed, "Lucky me, Lockie..."

Three mutant monsters were suspended in ice with one caught frozen in the
water splashing around its rounded body. The formerly Tan Dalek was half in
and half out of the water. It had made one last desperate attempt to=2
0hurl itself out at the Doctor and failed. These particular Dalek mutants
looked like the monster man that ended almost every BUFFY THE VAMPIRE end
credits. You know the one. It is accompanied by some voice saying, "EWL!
ARG!" or something like that. The three Dalek casings were also caught in
mid drift as it were. The Blue One was almost re-sunk to the bottom but not
quite touching it. The Gray one was in mid pool and the Tan one was
horizontally stuck in a float toward the surface.

"Flies in amber," the Doctor whispered.

Lockie pushed the Doctor by the shoulder. Lockie looked at the pool, which
cracked into frozen waste, suspending the Dalek monster mutants and
casings. "You're supposed to prevent things like this from happening!!!" He
had tears in his eyes. "You're supposed to save lives!!!"

The Doctor was in no mood to be lectured or criticized, "I saved yours!!!"

Just then, a large part of the white fence smashed down. The Red and Green
Daleks came smashing through the rubble of it into the pool area!
"EVERYONE, RUN!!!!"  The Doctor yelled and put up the sonic screwdriver.

Lockie yelled, "Doctor! These two have their ray guns attached!"

"I know!"  The Doctor held out the sonic screwdriver. "Take that, bloody
fucking bastards!"



Outside in the bushes, Peter hid. He put h is head down as the White Dalek
blasted the pool unit. It blew up not far from him.



Luke and Noah helped Derek out the side entrance of the pool area. Everyone
else ran for their lives for either door or the empty area where the Daleks
had knocked down the fence. The Doctor, Lockie at his side, kept fiddling
with the sonic screwdriver.  The others were all sitting ducks.

Lockie told the Doctor so.  "They're all...we're all sitting ducks!!!"

"I Know!!!"  The Doctor pushed him as a ray passed between them...just. It
almost hit them both. He held out the screwdriver and the sound it made
rose and whizzed.

The Red Dalek gasped, "TARGET SYSTEM IMPAIRED!!!"

The Green Dalek ordered, "CONTINUOUS FIRE UNTIL ALL HUMANS ARE
OBLITERATED!!!!!"

The White Dalek turned from this, its lower half not far from Peter Beale's
face as it hid in bushes but Peter couldn't help himself from watching the
White Dalek's every stalking move. He knew it would kill him in seconds. He
kept still and went wide eyed as he felt...didn't see but felt, the eye
stalk move down at him. It was then the Green Dalek kept repeating
"ASSISTANCE NEEDED, TARGET MANAGEMENT IMPAIRED!!!!"



It glided away from the area. Peter breathed a sigh of relief. It made its
way aroun d the fence toward the back of the house, passing the neighbor's
yard and moving further behind. There, a wooded area housed open trees and
a slight incline, indicating a hill made of dirt.

As almost everyone ran for their lives, wild shots from the Red and Green
Dalek tried to follow. No one was shot. A few chairs were blasted as Craig
Harris ran past them; a plastic table with an umbrella went down for the
count and collapsed on itself as it was shot to pieces as David Platt and
Parker made their way out one exit. The exit doors themselves were blasted
off as stray shots hit.

"Your beautiful foot!"  The Doctor clasped his hands into a cup and was at
the side of the fence. Rays rained from the side as the Daleks moved toward
Lockie and himself.

"What?"

"Foot. Up."  The Doctor nodded, "We have to go!"

Lockie put his foot in the Doctor's cupped hands and the Doctor took one
hand away as he lifted Lockie with both. He put another hand on the boy's
bare hip and flung. Lockie was thrown, head upward, body sailing, feet
below him. He flew over the fence. "WHOAAA!"

"When you land, crouch down! Don't stiffen."  The Doctor said, then did a
double take as he realized what he said. "Not something I'd say to Jesse
and Jeremy. Hope they're okay!"  Then he crouched down as far as he could
and sailed himself a jump up and over the fence, waving at the two Daleks
that were VERY close to him, "Hello! Bye bye!"  They were so close they had
stopped. They aimed. They couldn't miss at this range.

As Lockie sailed over the fence, he felt two rays to either side of
him. They never stopped trying to fry him. He landed and crouched in one
smooth move. He was on hands and knees and quickly moved his knees up but
didn't totally stand. He felt something over him. Towering over him. He
brought his head up and his hair blew back in the slight warm wind. He
swallowed. He looked at it. One thing he knew, one thing he was good at was
ammo counting. Even aside from that, he could see that this Gold Dalek had
its laser gun attached. The gun that was pointing directly at his upper
head of bright shaggy yet silky hair. From this low, the Gold Dalek was
quite impressive and scary. Each bump looked menacing. The top of it was so
far overhead and set against the clearing blue and white sky, Lockie knew
death was approaching fast. The thing filled his vision, a tower of death,
cold and impassive. A metal tower dedicated to his destruction.


"Whoppie!"  He heard the Doctor's yell sail through the air. Lockie
squinted as at the moment his death was supposed to arrive, the sun came
out of a huge white cloud and nearly blinded him.

The Adam R ickitt Doctor landed on the Dalek's shoulders, muscular legs
gripping around the mid section, "Yeeee Haaa! Take me home big boy!"  He
yelled and laughed and as the Dalek protested, the Doctor quickly reached
to the laser blaster with his left hand and for the sucker stalk with his
right hand.  "Male protrusion meet female intrusion--and to me, they are."
He shoved the laser gun into the sucker and the sucker encompassed the gun.
"Not something I'm often heard to say. Frankly though, I think he's gay and
you're just his sucker!"  The laser went off, "Lockie, run!!!!"  The Doctor
sprung himself off the Dalek and soared through the air. Under him, mere
fractions of an inch, the Gold Dalek blew itself apart in a mini
inferno. This gave the Doctor more thrust.

"My ass!"  The Doctor gasped as he flew.

Lockie couldn't help but laugh as he saw the Doctor do this.  The Doctor
had just cheated death out of Lockie and the boy knew this. And the Doctor
did it with a joke or two and seemed to be having a good time.  As the
Doctor seemed to be flying through the air of the wooded area, Lockie
ran...

...and ran into the White Dalek. Lockie froze and once again faced
death. This time he closed his eyes and it would happen fast...

"EXTERRR..."

The White Killer couldn't get the rest o f his words out as the Doctor's
feet booted into it, knocking it over the hillside.  In mid flight, the
Doctor turned his body around so his feet would smack into the White Dalek.

The problem now was that the Doctor's landing was not very dignified and he
fell in a bundle with the White Dalek falling with him. The pair of them
rolled down the small incline, some bits of hay getting on the Doctor's
back and denim shorts.

Lockie ran to the top of the small incline, "Doctor!"  He almost whispered
it for the boy thought it was a sure thing the roll had already killed the
Doctor. What he saw amazed him. His admiration for the Doctor and his
sacrifice came out in his voice. "Doctor..."

The Dalek's bulk would crush the Doctor if it rolled over him but as the
Doctor was side to side with it, he couldn't avoid it. He stuck his thick
left leg out at an unusual angle, like a spider would. Bracing himself
against the roll. This stopped him from rolling. With his hands, he had to
brace himself against the Dalek to keep it from rolling over him
anyway. The gun moved at him so he quickly tore his hand away from the
Dalek body and tore the gun stick off, the Dalek screaming. The Doctor felt
its force trying to continue the roll to kill him and the thing
frustratingly gasped and yelled as it continued to try to kill him. "Bloody
fuck me. A roll in the hay with a Da lek. I'd never thought this is where
I'd end up!"

"Release me!"

The Doctor strained and fought with the thing, grabbing at its
sucker. "Give it up! Give it up! I can help get you home!"

"YOU CAN DO SO....BY DYING!!!"

The Doctor took his right hand away from the Dalek body but didn't care
take his other hand away from the sucker as he shook with it. It was still
trying to kill him. He took the sonic screwdriver out from his crotch,
"Hahee," he stopped to say and held it up at the Dalek dome. The dome
opened and the machine split.

Lockie yelled, "DOCTOR no! Don't do that!"

"My boy don't tell me what to DOOOO!"  The Doctor faced the mutant monster
shrieking into his face and it opened its razor teeth filled jaws and
hissed at him! The claws used to drag itself out and leech onto the
Doctor's chest while the Time Lord held onto the sucker and his sonic
screwdriver. He had no time to react now. He went wide eyed. Suddenly,
something smacked the mutant off the Doctor but it grabbed at the Doctor's
arm and clawed him there. The Doctor let go of the Dalek now and fell back
onto his side, the monster clinging to his arm and the evil clawed feet
were sure to come up and cat-like pounce the shit out of his exposed lower
belly and nearly covered crotch. The Doctor shut=2 0his eyes but a whining
sound filled the air.

The Doctor opened his eyes.  He saw Derek standing over the mutant like a
proud warrior, vengeful and true. The chocolate skin sweated in the
sunlight. He looked lovely to the Doctor, who jumped up. Derek had used a
pitchfork he found laying against the outside of the fence and stuck it in
the back of the monster, killing it. The Doctor was excited and pat Derek
on the back, "Well done! Well done, well done, well done! Well done!"  He
grabbed Derek to him and kissed his big black lips. The Doctor covered his
teeth with his lips and gently bit Derek's. He kissed him normally then. "I
mean..." He stood back and noticed a farm area attached to the house that
had the pool. Derek smiled. "...I can't condone killing. This killing, no,
no, no. Won't do at all, my dear black boy."

"Doctor..."  Derek protested.

"Doctor, thank him for saving your life," Lockie came over to them.

"Yes," the Doctor winked his left eye closed.

"Thank you for saving mine," Lockie hugged him. "I'm not..." He kept on
hugging the tight bodied Doctor, "I'm not cut out for this, Doc..."

The Doctor rose up to his full height as Lockie locked on his body, "You
don't say."

Peter Beale came running t o them, "Cor, you mates all right?"

"Yes, now, you boys should find a good hiding spot," the Doctor put his
arms around both boys, one boy to either side.

"Doctor, they killed Lofty and Mr. Carrington," Peter said.

The Doctor deflated and almost fell between his grip on them. He sighed out
loud, "Ohhh. Then who did the switch on the condenser I sabotaged?"

Peter sheepishly raised his hand.

"Good lad," the Doctor said, "It had to be done."  The Doctor looked
around, "All this killing..."

"But the pool, you never told us..."  Derek started.

"My boy, it's a simple matter of lowering the temperature," the Doctor
waved him off, "Now you two, I want you both to do as I say, find a place
to secure yourselves."

Peter clicked his fingers, "The mud hole!"

Lockie nodded, "Yeah! Some of the other guys are planning on using the mud
holes to trap the Daleks!"

"Yeah. C'mon!"  Peter snapped.

The boys ran off despite protests from the Doctor. "No, no. Don't! There
aren't that many left! Don't tangle with them, you saw..."

Derek puffed and put an arm around the Doctor, "Save it, Doctor. You
inspire people to fight back for themselves."

"Yeah I'll very probably go and get them all killed," the Doctor worried.
"Australians give me a pain! Think I'd enough with that air hostess
person. They're just boys...mere boys...sent into battle...while the old
slip off to go die in their beds..."

"What are you on about, Doc?"  The black man said, "If it'll make you feel
better, I'll go and look after them."

"Yes, yes, that'll do," the Doctor put his hand on the man's back, "Please
go and do that. I'll try to find out how many Daleks are still out and
about."

"Okay, Doctor, and..."  Derek leaned in and kissed him on the lips. They
both shut their eyes, in heaven. Derek parted his lips from the Doctor's,
"...thanks."

"You're welcome," the Doctor huffed and sighed. "When this is all
over...I'd like to..."

"Doctor..."  Derek laughed, "I have a boy friend."

The Doctor turned away and waved, "Well, so do I. Just...we have an open
relationship."

"We...Peter and I... don't."

"Then why..."

"Kiss you? Have you looked at yourself lately?"

=E 2As a matter of fact...now that you mention it, NO, I haven't," the
Doctor snapped. Then he smiled after a beat and nodded, "Go on, find those
boys and give them a good smack on their bottoms for me!"

"Doctor," said Derek, astonished.

"It's the old man in me," the Doctor said, "He's there, you know."

"I don't know what you're talking about but I'll go. I know where the mud
holes are," Derek waved and shook his head.

The Doctor clasped his hands together, "Now, to LICK my wounds and get on
with it. Daleks, I sometimes think those misfit mutants will menace the
Milky Way forever. But they won't, will they!?"

>From the white fence, Robin Scorpio came up to him, "Doctor..."

"What are you doing here, my dear girl, the Daleks are still about, it
isn't safe," he snarled.

She took out a bottle of antiseptic, "I came to see if anyone else needed
this."

"Hmmmmph," the Doctor took it and looked at it. "Yes, my dear, thank you
very much."  She handed him cotton and he opened it and began to swab his
ankle, then his arm. "Of course, my body produces its own antiseptic..."

Robin looked around the area as the Doctor knelt to clean his ankle, "Yeah,
most human bodies do..."

The Doctor looked up at her, "My dear...I'm not human..."

This sent a shiver down Robin's spine that spread through her entire body,
chest, arms, the works. She swallowed. "Then is that safe for you?"

"Yes, yes. By now, my body even had antiseptics against Dalek poisons,
however this will help. I'm ...or at least some of the time, I'm part
human, half I think."

Robin forced a smile, "Anyone else?"

"Partly human? No, I don't think so."  He stood to clean his arm. "This
will do...until I take a shower..."

"I meant anyone else hurt?"

"No, thanks for coming back. You are a very brave girl," he tweaked her
nose.

"No problem."

"How is the young man?"

"Nathan? He'll be in less pain. I also gave him something to keep him out
but..."

"But?"

"His shoulder's crushed. He's going to need surgery...I can't do that
here...I...he needs to get back to Earth."

The Doctor handed her the bottle, "My dear, I'm working on that. I'm
working on that."

"For his sake, please hurry..."  Robin stated.

He=2 0tweaked her nose again, "I will. And you need to go back to him and
keep out of sight."

"Thanks."  Robin smiled and ran off.

>From the front of the house, the Green Dalek began to follow her. The
Doctor spotted this from the back of the fence and ran between them. "Keep
running!"

"No problem there!"  Robin kept running.

"EXTERMINATE!"  The Dalek still had no targeting ability and a wild shot
went wide and blew up the car that earlier Peter had hidden in. The car
fire raged but fortunately Peter was not inside it.

The Doctor put his hands on his bare hips. "Look at you. Now, can't we make
a deal?"

"Negative," the Dalek shouted. "Targeting system ...repaired."

With both hands the Doctor grabbed the sonic screwdriver from his
crotch. The Dalek shot it out of his hands. It fell to the ground
destroyed.  "That's the second...or it twenty second time I've lost a sonic
screwdriver. And you know what?"

"What?"

"Each time I feel like I've lost an old friend."

"GOODBYE DOCTOR!"  The Dalek raged, "EXTERMINATE!!!!!"



TO BE CONTINUED....DON'T MISS THE NEXT SPINE TINGLING, ACTION PACKED, KNEE
KNOCKING EPISODE NEXT WEEK!!!!




but stay tuned after the promo for a message from our stars....



PROMO

Woman: He will come. The Doctor will come. He will save you!

TARDIS flying in the time vortex...

"I'm the Doctor."

"Jeremy..."

"Jesse..."

Jeremy: "We're in the future!"

Jesse (angry): "Are we in the past again?"

A T-Rex puts its head down at Jesse.

Naked, Jeremy parachutes down over the side of a futuristic building,
knocking a man over and he grabs onto him.

A giant monster rushes at Jeremy and a boy...they run...

Wonder Woman grabs the Doctor and kisses him full on the mouth.

"This is Jackie Crawford calling from Moonbase Alpha, I need help!"

Jackie is crying. Jesse kneels down and holds him, "Don't worry, the Doctor
will soon sort your problem out."

The Doctor rolls his eyes.  "Yes, the Doctor's here, I will help you!"

Jesse, in a spacesuit, walks on the Moon. A space shuttle flies straight
for him!

"Name's Robin Hood."

"You will be my Maid Marion..."  King John tells Jesse.

Jesse: Why's it always me?

Jesse jumps onto the back of a Cyberman as it grabs onto an open elevator
doorway and lands on the wires, sliding down. Behind them, a blast from a
cracked window sucks air out of the Moonbase hallway.

"Doctor!"  Jeremy, w ith an apple on his head, gasped as the Doctor points
an arrow at him.

Xena jumps from the air and lands in front of the Doctor.

"I'm Xena's son, don't move!"  A blond boy points a sword at Jeremy's
stomach and leans it onto his navel.

Jesse yells out a window, "Jeremy, get back in the monastery!"

A pterodactyl like bird monster flies at Jeremy, who is on a make shift
rope. He swings it so that he turns and smashes through a window.

"We're on Gallifrey?"

The Doctor drives a motorcycle with Jesse on back.

Jeremy runs down a few steps in front of a shrine to Mary and looks
around. A motorcycle chases him, driven by a skeleton-headed being.

A giant crane moves at Jesse in a junkyard, the TARDIS flies in front of
him and protects him as it hits its side.

"Clinton's made a sexist comment about a 5000 year old mummy girl and now
it's after him?"  Jesse wonders, "Why not?"

A creature moves at Clinton. Jeremy tries to block it.

"Jesse, don't touch yourself," the Doctor points a warning at him as he
sees himself. Jesse grabs his own crotch, then looks at his younger self.

"Lancelot at your service."

Jesse: I'd like to lance you.... A LOT.

Jeremy fights a huge amount of monks who attack him. Jesse and Jeremy run
through a monastery. Jesse turns from the bald Patrick Stewart Doctor to a
 stone window and looks out of it. In a courtyard below are more monks
doing a ritual walk.

Jesse: Jeremy, get down!

Jeremy: I can't! I have to help K9 save Gallifrey!!! (Daleks fly at him
from a vortex) Jesse: I'm sick of this shit. (He grabs up a huge sci fic
gun and hauls it toward the air where a series of Daleks fly at Jeremy in a
space station, the roof clear and showing outer space).

The Doctor opens a door and a Cyberman raises its hands at him. More are
behind it. He shuts the door and runs.

Doctor: Leela, surely you're Leela!

Leela is in a glass cage and suffocating; Jesse and Jeremy are already on
the floor, dying; Leela puts her hands on the glass.

"Sarah Jane!"  The Doctor sees her and K9 mark 3.

Sarah says, "Hello, Doctor. Yes, it's me. I'm the one who's destroying
Gallifrey."

Jesse pointed, "What is that?"

The TARDIS flies toward an outer space mall.  A Wirnn falls at Jesse as at
the same time a Wirnn falls at Jeremy in a space mall.

Adam: I'm sorry, Doc, I'm in love with him.

Doctor: Oh, that's not good. Not good at all! You do know he's a vampire,
right?

Adam: Yes.

The Doctor jumps out of the falling apart Space Force starship, into outer
space, throwing himself at the TARDIS image which is in space over Earth.

Jeremy thrusts his hips at a Dalek.

Jesse screams as a Cyberman holds up a Dalek mutant at him.  0AWill:
(putting his hand out to shake it) I'm Will Robinson. I'm from the planet
Earth.

"I'm Dr. David Banner."

"Admiral Nelson."

A Flying Sub swoops down over a great fire in a lake in Maine. Water falls
from its underbelly.

An Old Haunted House. Barnabus Collins bares his fangs and lunges at the
neck of a controlled Jeremy. Jesse runs in the woods and faces a wolfman.

Adam, a Frankenstein like man sees Jesse in a hallway, confronting him.

On his back, Jesse looks at the foot of his bed and sees the witch,
Angelique rising from the foot of it.

"Dick Grayson, you're Dick Grayson."

"Yes, nice to meet you."

Robin punches a Zombie.

"Behold Eck!" The Doctor says, "From a 2D world."  Eck flashes at them.

"Doctor, do something!"  Jeremy yelled, huddled down as the elevator room
they are on heads right at the bottom of a space station room above.

"He's the Meddling Monk, isn't he?"

"The Master!"

"That's the Rani but he's the wrong sex, aren't you?"

Washington looks at the Doctor. A gun is shoved into Jeremy's face.

"I'm Jonathan Hart. This is my wife Jennifer."

A giant Komodo towers over Jeremy and the Doctor. "When I say run, run,
RUN!"

A wooly mammoth has the TARDIS on its tusks. Inside, K9 flies to
 the console.

A young boy in a cavern in a tight path, on his stomach, sees a skull and
screams.

Jesse and Jeremy are in the hypnotic power of a witch inside the TARDIS.

K9 flies over Jesse and Jeremy who are about to be hung over a fire.

The Doctor pulls Tom and the Professor into the TARDIS as antique cars from
1920s come at them, the TARDIS parked on a highway.

Dogs chase Tom, the Doctor, Jesse, Jeremy and Adam toward a fence.

The Doctor stops to look at one.  It sits down. The Doctor pets it.

An explosion in space grabs up the TARDIS and shakes the Doctor, Jesse and
Jeremy.

The Doctor's being stretched in the TARDIS, "Jeremy! Jesse, get out of
here!"

"We're known as...the Tomorrow People."

"Yes, I know," the Doctor smiles.

"Uncle Lewis put a curse on every one of these," Micki says.

A flying skeleton man with wings carries Jesse through the air over a huge
castle kingdom. Jesse smiles.

"Yuri! Stop! I won't let you hurt Jeremy!"  Jesse jumps in front of the
Demon King as Yuri transforms. Wolfram winks at Jesse.

Banana Fish: Ash stabs Lao and Lao stabs Ash, both going down. TARDIS
appears in NYC.

A withered old hand reaches from Jeremy's back.

Jesse and the Doctor run down a NYC street.

Jesse looks out a window of a space shuttle and sees a shooting one-man
rocket flying by with Jeremy in it, nude.

Doctor: Oh no!  0AJeremy: What is it?  Doctor: I'm back in Troy.

Adam: Doctor, I love Trolius. I have to tell him Vicki's betraying him.

Doctor: Oh no, no, no, no, don't do that!

A giant lizard sticks its tongue at Jesse and Jeremy, both of whom fall off
the hillside and roll down.

Jesse rolls sideways as another giant lizard/dino marches past him.

Jeremy holds rocks together to shoot electric at an alien dino.

Jesse runs from a monster on a ring of Saturn.

The Doctor is on a wire, tight rope walking as a fire spreads. "JUMP!"  A
little girl jumps to him and holds on.

"Doctor, the tent's on fire too!"  Jeremy yelled up to him.

With a hatchet, Jeremy knives the tent and almost hits people on the other
side.

The Doctor falls with the girl on his back. An elephant catches him in its
trunk.

"King Arthur!"  The Doctor yells.

"Dragon!"  Jesse yelled.

"A black hole's in the middle of the robot Black Knight!"  The Doctor
points, "Tardis quick!!!"

Jesse, a dragon, and Lancelot are pulled into a Black Knight black hole.

"This is a land of giants," the Doctor stated.

"What gave you a clue?"  Jesse holds up a giant matchstick. A giant truck
pulls away with the TARDIS on back.

A hairy ape man jumps up on the console, which is in the middle of a
grassland! It hisses at Jeremy.

Jesse is in20a dark room with a laughing entity. "The Doctor and Jeremy's
left you! Left you to me."

The young white dressed Black Guardian hisses at the camera!

"EXTERMINATE!"

Jeremy sees his arm being held at the Krynoid seed pod, which is
opening. "You're about to become the very first victim of a Krynoid."

"I am the Valeyard and you shall obey me.  Jeremy looks up at the building
and sees the Third Doctor on the roof. He also sees Lee Harvey Oswald with
a rifle. On the ground, Jesse tries to reach the front of a crowd of people
where the Ninth Doctor is, "Doctor!"

Jeremy punches John Wilkes Booth behind Lincoln at the theatre, "I've
always wanted to do that."

"Lincoln was gay?"  Jesse asked.

"Yep," the Doctor shakes his head.

Jesse looks out the window of a rocket and sees Earth growing smaller as it
pulls away, "I'm coming back!"

Jesse: My mother? You hate my mother.

Doctor: I don't hate your mother. It's just that she's...

Jesse: What?'

Doctor: A big giant worry wart. She's the type who hears that a guy in a
Santa outfit is robbing people and then worries that she's next to be raped
by Santa.

Doctor: People like that tend to be big giant nags.

A giant electric hairy biped comes out of a time tunnel at Jeremy, who's
tied to a metal chair in front of t he tunnel, shirtless.

John Connor is between Jesse and Jeremy who are kissing him from both
sides, "Guys, I'm not...I..I guess I am."

A host of Terminator machines invades a mechanic's garage, attacking them.

"What?"  Jesse asked as he emerges from the TARDIS, which is stuck in the
wall of China. Ancient warriors poke spears at him.

On a Civil War battle ground, Jeremy runs as bullets fly and soldiers on
both sides are shot down.

Adam in gladiator gear fights gladiators to protect Jesse, "I won't let you
hurt them!"  Jeremy knocks a gladiator down.

"Caligula!"  Xena says, the Doctor near her. "Not him again."

A rocket flies in space. In spacesuits, the trio exit TARDIS, descending
into a polluted future Earth and retrieve a black man into the TARDIS.
"The TARDIS's been turned inside out."  The Doctor yelled.

As a giant Fendahl creature towers over him, the Earth President and Ice
Warriors, the Doctor dashes into Space Force ship.

The Doctor faces an Ice Warrior that breaks into the cockpit. It points a
sonic gun at him so he uses thrust lives wires at it.

"Monsters? What do you mean monsters?"

"I'm known as Vlad the Impaler...to my friends."

Vlad's soldiers point swords at Jeremy. He starts to fight them.

A giant space train, Galaxy 999 flies over a planet, which explodes as it
pulls away. Dozens of Cybermen=2 0come running at Jeremy. Jeremy uses a
sword on them.

Jeremy is stabbed dead by Zorro.

The Doctor lays down on a couch.

Jesse holds onto the side of a cliff, beneath him are two giant Cyclops
battling each other.

"It's the end of the universe!"  The universe blows up and the TARDIS goes
flying with the trio inside.

Jesse and the Doctor are grabbed up a living giant sheet that engulfs them.

Exiting the TARDIS doors, Jesse falls into a strange muck on a planet.

"We're before anything...anything..."

A metallic crab thing moves across buildings at Jeremy and a man. Scoopers
gather up people in NYC streets.

A giant frog sticks a tongue out at Jesse and Jeremy on a hillside.

Jesse has two children, one in each arm, as a swamp blows up behind them,
sending the trio flying.

Jeremy: The Doctor? We may all have an open relationship with...well, with
just about everyone...but the Doctor's the love of Jesse's and my life.

Jesse, Jeremy, Leela, Sarah, and many others step back as the Doctor
regenerates...Cybermen bang on the door.

Jeremy grabs a man and a teen and jumps out of a crashing monorail over
future Washington DC.

The new Doctor, naked and looking like Paul Telfer puts his hand out as he
stands on a cloud...

A plant creature engulfs Jesse...

An alien bear grabs the Doctor in its arms...

"I'm Rider, Alex Rider..."

"RUN!E2

"Hello Doctor. I'm Bond, James Bond."

"Yes, I know."

"Albert Ingalls, cure for cancer, isn't it?"

A test tube goes flying. The Doctor tries to catch it, diving at it...

A Raston Robot Warrior points an arm at Jesse...a Tomorrow Boy, Paul Beale,
stands nearby...Jesse telepaths, "Don't move a muscle..."

Jeremy attacks Jesse in a pool, waving an axe at him!

Jesse and Jeremy are drowning in a pool that has come alive.

David Collins turns, smiles, and makes the music sheets go on fire with a
point from his finger.

A horde of ancient mammals come running as a volcano blows out a blow hole.

The parade runs right at Jeremy, Jesse and the Doctor who are running for
the TARDIS.

"RUN, Jesse! Liberty run!"  Jeremy yells at two Daleks chase them outside,
exiting from a factory.  "Jeremy, stop wrestling for fun with the
Sontarans, will you?"

Ace punches the Doctor down.

A bat creature man thing flies over Jesse...

A Menoptera butterfly being opens a jail cell where an Native American and
the Sixth Doctor are and points an arm at them, "I have come for you!"

The Paul Telfer Doctor grabs Adric in the air, both in anti gravity, and
lays on him horizontally, "Adric, I'm so sorry."

"I can tell that you are!"

A glowing full moon night on a field of sheep: the Doctor exits the TARDIS
with=2 0the sheepherders' children and spreads his arms out.

Jeremy starts battling the men who try to kill the children.

Capt. Jack salutes Jesse. Jesse says, "Oh please, don't salute me. It's
...maybe later in the bedroom you can salute me."

Jeremy: She's my grandmother, Doctor.

Doctor: I know what's she'll love--Boston Tea Party!!!

The trio dive into an ocean and see a huge domed Atlantis. A shark swims
nearby. Mermen come riding on sea horses.

A giant octopus attacks the San Francisco Bridge.

Jesse, in a revealing superhero outfit, lifts his arm and flies up into the
sky.

Jesse is in a tower on one of the Spanish Armada galleons and a fire starts
to creep up the tower.

"ME! I'm the villain this time!"  The Doctor lunges at Jesse and Jeremy,
"Just try to stop me!"

Godzilla puts his head up over a hill on Mt Fuji. The Doctor says, "RUN!"

Rodan flies overhead.

Jesse, Jeremy and the Doctor run through a mall. The Master shoves a man
over a railing. The Master, smoking, "I'm in love."

Teddy Geiger plays at a school concert for fans.

Jesse: Good choice, though.

The Doctor and one of the older Masters fight on a hot air balloon platform
as it rises over London.

A mutant monster chases Jesse and Jeremy in London.

With one hand, the Patrick Stewart Doctor pulls Jesse onto a Gallifrean
horse and it speeds away, Jeremy on=2 0another next to them.

A giant sinkhole follows them.

The Doctor jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge; the Master, Teddy, and Jeremy
watch.

The Titanic hits an ice berg. In a room, water starts to fill up as the
Doctor opens a safe and takes out a mini spaceship. "Save us, Doctor!" A
mini alien yelps.

Jeremy is with Pocahontas.

The trio and Adam with Tom sit down at the first Thanksgiving.

The Patrick Stewart Doctor sits and meditates, chanting and singing.

The Nick Hoult Master: I am known multi-universally as the Master and
you...you love me?

Teddy Geiger: I think...I do.

Jeremy: Doctor!

Cowboy: Draw!

Gunslinger: In that blue box is our shipment of guns! Open it!  Jeremy:
Jesse's trapped inside the TARDIS on a slower time loop!?

Doctor: Now you've got the situation well in hand. (TARDIS on an American
West horse drawn carriage headed toward another)

The Doctor opens a curtain in an emergency room to reveal a bed...where Fox
Mulder sits up. "Mr. Mulder, you're Doctor has arrived."  Jesse: The
Doctor's people have all been destroyed.

Three green girls sing in a band. Jesse sings with a boy band of Slitheen
aliens.

Jesse: (running at the Doctor) Doctor! Doctor! The kidnapped girls, they're
back there...

Doctor: So the Sisterhood's kidnapping girls now are they and from Earth?

Ohica: Doctor, we need new recruits...

Doctor: (pointing) Sisters, Ohica, I WARN YOU! I WON'T ALLOW I T!

The shrunken TARDIS falls out of someone's pocket and careens down into the
water and down, down, down to the dirty bottom of the river bed!

The Doctor, inside, is tumbled around.

Jesse: I'll get him! (dives in from his canoe)

Jeremy: Jesse!

Sacagawea: I'll get the gear! (dives in too)

Doctor: (looking at the screen at the giant faces of Jeremy and Jesse)
Jeremy, Jesse! If you can hear me at all, I think someone on this
expedition has the TARDIS and me and I don't think he or she is even human!

Doctor: A splinter! Scarlioni! (the alien known as Scaroth of Jagaroth
turns around and the Doctor sees him on the scanner remove his human
disguise!)

Jesse and Jeremy run from a grizzly bear.

>From an SUV windshield, a father about to shoot his son, sees a time
vortex open up and the TARDIS flies out.

In the open doorway of the TARDIS, Mist all around, is the Doctor and a
woman yelling behind him. "Don't shoot that boy!!!"

On a mountainside, Jeremy and Jesse huddle as snow covers them.

Jesse is tied up on his knees on a road and racing cars speed right at him.

A planet of giant highways and racing cars have the roads go up and around
the buildings.

The Adam Rickitt Doctor, shirtless, in just boots and cut off denim shorts,
holds out the sonic screwdriver as he jumps at Daleks, "I am the Doctor!
FEAR ME!"

In the foreground, Jesse and Jeremy hold=2 0hands and in the background,
the Doctor walks away with K9 toward TARDIS.

Space. Time Vortex.

TARDIS flying. Inside, Jess and Jeremy kiss the Doctor's cheeks from either
side.



The Doctor enters the console room with a can of EggNog and a tray. He's
wearing a red and green jacket and a red, green, blue, and white scarf
around his neck and shoulders, "Here we are!"

 "What's this?"  Jeremy asked, happy.

"Well," he hands the tray to Jesse, takes a glass and gives it to Jeremy,
"Well, we so rarely get a chance to celebrate."  He fills a glass for
himself, takes it off the tray, and uses his free hand to take the tray and
put it on a nearby giant hawk statue at the middle brace. He pours a drink
for Jesse and hands it to him. "But this time we must."

Jesse shrugged, "Celebrate?"

"Yes, it's Christmas, don't you remember? The police station. Christmas."

"So it was," Jeremy smiled. He raised a glass and gestured the same for
Jesse to do.

"Here's a toast. A Happy Christmas to all of us."

"Oh," Jesse said, dejectedly.

Jeremy lifts his glass, "Same to you, Jesse, Doctor..."

Before he could drink, the Doctor noticed Jesse's look, "What's wrong?" 0A


"It's just that in America, we say, Happy for New Year, and Merry for
Christmas..."

The Doctor put an arm around Jesse's whole body and pulled him close to
himself, "I love you, Jesse!!! Merry Christmas!!!"

"Doc, you'll spill it!!!"  Jesse maneuvered his drink so it wouldn't spill.

The Doctor raises his glass. K9 flew nearby with a Santa Claus hat on his
white head, between his metallic white ears. The Doctor looked at him and
then at the camera.  "Incidentally, a very Merry Christmas to all of you at
home, too."

"Are Gallifreans or other Time Lords watching?"

The Doctor smiles, "My home is everywhere."

The three: "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from all of us in the
TARDIS!"

Jesse added, "And to anyone else who celebrates some holiday we've fucking
forgot about or never knew about!"