Date: Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:13:12 -0400
From: J
Subject: DOCTOR WHO, JESSE, AND JEREMY 97 (Revised)
ADAM RICKITT'S face comes rushing out of a mangled star field and a vortex
time tunnel....two male figures to either side of and behind the face...
DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY 97
In the Grip of the Sontarans
"No one." The Doctor said, "Defense is one thing...but...that was just
murder....and more importantly we have to move our next phase of our plan
into effect and I mean--- now?"
In a dark room, with the hum of a TARDIS, someone is watching an instant
replay of the Sycorax being vaporized and that someone laughed, "Hee hee
hee."
Sontarans marched into the town....
They wore silver and gray uniforms mostly. A few wore blue and gray
uniforms. All had their helmets off and the tenth one, a lowly helmet
holder held all nine of the others' helmets. They were four feet tall,
mostly. None were close to five feet. All had the stocky built, the
greenish-brown skin, and the distinctive dome shaped head. Beady eyes and a
thick lipped mouth completed the alien monster look. A few had hair on
their mouths and chins. All but the helmet holder had three fingers, two
regular fingers and a thumb. The helmet holder had four regular fingers and
a thumb.
The Doctor ran through town, his long legs taking him as fast as they
could. He ran into his home in Long Island. He ran into his bedroom and
dresser. He wildly flung open a drawer. Behind him, Noah ran in,
breathless. "No one...." He puffed, "no one ..."
The Doctor was tossing junk out of the drawer and finally took the drawer
itself out of the dresser and dumped it onto his bed, "Not no one, your
name's Noah!"
"No one...no one can run that fast," Noah puffed.
One of the things in the drawer were a painter's tray, seemingly used and
brand new at the same time, with three different tubes of paint, red,
white, and blue. Another set of things included large pins shaped like
geese and ducks. Another was a pin of the Eiffel Tower. The Doctor held it
up to his nose, in front of his eyes, smiled at it and then tossed it
aside.
The Doctor wasn't looking at Noah even as he spoke but was preoccupied, "If
I don't get to them before those Sontarans, the idiots will probably get
themselves killed." He threw the stuff from the bed back into the drawer
which he had also deposited on the bed behind him.
Wiping sweat on his brow with his arm, Noah gasped, "You don't think
they'll wait? Everyone else is at the pool hall."
"I don't think they'll wait!" The Doctor took another drawer and dumped it
on the floor. He got down on hands and knees, "Noah, need a han d..."
"I ...I...ugh... I'm loyal to Luke, Doctor, I don't thi..."
"Not that, I'm looking for a screw..."
"Oh, like I said..."
"Driver. A screwdriver, find it!" The Doctor snapped, not intending to get
into double entendre, tossing things around in the junk on the floor. He
fumbled around, down on his hands and knees, searching the junk on the
floor. He shrugged, not finding anything, and ran to the closet. He opened
a small secret compartment inside it and found more drawers. Clothes draped
on his head and his bare, muscled back. "If I know Jeremy and Jesse
they'll try to hold the others back until I return but...well, make that
Jeremy. Jesse'll wanna go ahead without me," the Doctor fumbled again, this
time in a series of drawers one at a time in his closet, "Where is Luke by
the way?"
"By now I hope he caught up to us and is outside on guard," Noah said,
looking in a box he found under the bed. He stopped to look out the window
on the far side of the room.
"Don't stop," the Doctor said, poking his head out of the closet, a white
frilly shirt draped over his head, making him look like a nursemaid or a
nun. Noah smiled at that. The Doctor went back into his closet. Noah could
hear him muttering. Then he heard, quite lou dly, the Doctor say, "It's a
mistake to clutter one's drawers, Noah."
Noah found a plastic storage box under the bed, pulled it out while saying,
"Yes Doctor," and tried not to make that sound too patronizing, even though
the Doctor was just that to everyone else.
"...unless one..." the Doctor pulled out a large spiked dildo from the
drawer he was in and threw it out of the closet, "...has a really big thing
to put in one's drawers..."
"Shorts do?" Noah asked.
"What?"
"A short screwdriver?" Noah found one in the box.
The Doctor dashed out of the closet so fast, a large multi colored scarf,
about 18 feet fell as it collided with his head, having hung from a shelf
above. The Doctor trailed it out after him as he made a run for Noah. He
grabbed it from Noah so fast, Noah had little time to react. "Ahhh." The
Doctor held it up, "ahh, yes. One of the early models. It will have to
do. It's a mistake to...what was I saying?"
"Not to clutter one's drawers," Noah said. The Doctor pulled the top of
Noah's pants out, "Whatta you doin?"
"Not much room in there to clutter." The Doctor let go of it and it went
back to clinging to Noah's bare far low belly.
The Doctor made a noise to indicate joy and returned to the upper pants,
opened it and looked in again, "mmmmmm." He licked his thick lips, and let
the pants close again, "I'll carry it," the Doctor said, "They might see
it. Then they might know who I am."
"Who?"
"The Sontarans!" He yelled loudly. "OF COURSE!" He then put a finger to
his mouth and a hand over Noah's mouth, "Shhh, shhh, shhh. The Sontarans o'
course!" The Doctor held the screwdriver up again, "Still, it might do the
trick. Noah, I could just kiss you for finding this."
"We..." Noah looked embarrassed, "...haven't the time..."
"Don't say that to me, I'm a Time Lord!" He puffed, "However, you're
correct, young man..."
Noah smiled at that. At present, the Doctor looked even younger than he
did. Blond. Abs of steel, curved body, flat stomach, semi wide hips, bare
except for brown work boots and a ripped up denim pair of shorts, that were
torn off from denim pants or dungarees. A few strategic holes in them. Open
at the button, showing a large expanse of skin leading the way down...down
there. The Doctor also had the sexiest of navels, Noah thought. Not a sign
of body fat. Noah's mind strayed so he20shook his head. "I am?"
"Yes, come on!" The Doctor ran for the door, but stopped, "OH yes, it's a
mistake to....never throw anything away, Noah, never."
"Yes, Doctor," Noah said, almost having collided with him on the way out
the door and his chin hit the muscled upper back of the smooth skinned
Doctor.
"Guys," Luke called from the doorway, puffing, "What's taking you both so
long?"
"We're both long," the Doctor called out as he ran for the door, Luke
standing aside, almost afraid.
Noah looked at Luke, who made a gesture with his face and mouth that Noah
knew well. Noah shook his head and waited a bit and took Luke by the upper
arms, "Don't ask. I think the pressure's getting to him."
The Doctor had returned, shockingly to both boys, was in the door frame,
holding both sides with his hands, "OF COURSE, THE PRESSURE'S GETTING TO
ME," he hissed from low in his throat, "These are the Sontarans, killing
machines, ruthless, totally cold, military minds...they won't hesitate to
kill every last one of us, children and women, ladies and whores, girls and
men and boys and dogs and machine dogs, alike!"
"Doctor!" Noah screeched, more to stop him from ranting than to get an
answer.
"WHAT?0
"Where is the sonic screwdriver thingie?" Noah asked.
"Tucked in my drawers," the Doctor felt himself up at the crotch, "Feels
good in there!" and he made a coo-ing sound. "Come on! There's no time to
waste!!!" He ran out again.
Luke shrugged, "I see what you mean."
"We go to the pool hall," Noah said, "And take cover with the others."
When they got outside, the Doctor was nowhere to be seen. "He sure does run
fast," Luke stated.
Jesse, Jeremy, Parker, Ryan, and Derek stalked the Sontarans behind a
string of brick buildings. Most of the buildings were old suburban type
buildings. Some of them were businesses with apartments on the second
level. There was sufficient space between them for the humans to see the
Sontarans as the squat bodied, plump headed aliens walked through the area,
down a black asphalt street that appeared to be a major road, possibly
something akin to Deer Park Avenue. The five of them ran from building to
building, their backs to the wall at times. They tried to stay ahead of the
Sontarans. They peered out. Jesse whispered, Parker had his head above his
as they both looked out. "They've stopped."
"Baring of two zero zero," one Sontaran said. This was Lieutenant Colonel
Abadgy. The20leader was General Bor. The others included Colonel Corin,
Major Parin, Captain Tirned, and Field Officer Barrin. The cadets included
Shar, Tyre, and Horst. Then there was the tenth one, the helmet holder,
Puryu, an older, softer looking Sontaran and a pureblood.
"We can take them," Parker stated, "With the help of the others on the
other side of the street."
Ryan Sheckler nodded, "I don't know. They're short, maybe four feet but
they look pretty fierce..."
Parker turned to Derek, "Do the bird whistle thing..."
Before Derek was about to whistle, Jeremy held his arm, "I ...aye...think
we should just wait for the Doctor..."
Parker whistled the attack signal. From the other side of the street, Rex,
Brody, Brad, Darren Miller, and Craig Dixon came running out with
weapons. Brad and Rex had bats. Brody had a hammer. Darren had a large
hoe. Craig had a chisel. Parker gripped his sling shot and fired out. He
also held a hammer in the other hand. He ran. They saw Shar go down, hit
directly in the probus on the back of his neck. "Shit!" Jeremy
gasped. "FUCK!"
Derek had a bat and ran. Ryan shrugged, gripped his skateboard and ran out
but wasn't sure where to run so he stood looking for a good vantage
point. From Jeremy's side, Jesse ran and turned=2 0back to address Jeremy
as he ran, "We have to..."
"FUCK ME!" Jeremy said and followed. He outran all the others except Derek
and came up to the back of a stunned Sontaran. This was Lieutenant Colonel
Abadgy. With both hands locked together, Jeremy smacked his combined fist
knuckles first, into the back of Abadgy's head. The Sontaran buckled and
turned to fire his weapon, a small rod like stick at Jeremy. Jeremy grabbed
the Sontaran's arm and held it at bay.
The leader, General Bor, turned and was smacked by Brody and Rex. Parker
moved the hammer at Tyre's head but the cadet Sontaran smacked Parker's
hammer out of his hand. Parker leveled the sling shot, which had hit and
stunned Shar. Tyre slapped it down. He put the rod like weapon he carried
into Parker's face.
On the roof of the two story building, marked KRISTY'S SWIFT N SHOP, PHOTO
DEVELOPMENT AVAILABLE, the Doctor had burst out of a door and went to the
edge. He turned on the sonic screwdriver.
In a room elsewhere and a bit before this, a dark yet scientific room, came
a male, about six foot four. He came through a strange curtain like
door. The curtain was energy and it parted in lines for this fine figure of
a male. His brown hair seemed mated down with bangs that came over thick
Vulcan like eyebrows. He had distinctive blue-green eyes and a blazing
glare as he stared at three bein gs who stood around a large curved
computer console. One was a very young boy who winced when he saw the new
arrival. The new arrival wore a white T-Shirt, the sleeves rolled up and
the sleeve on the left concealed a pack of cigarettes. The bottom of the T
Shirt was slightly short cut and revealed the thinnest of lines between
pants and upper rim of the T Shirt, showing some tanned peach colored flesh
and the hint of a navel. A very sexy navel. The fine contours of his hip
bones lead to flexor muscles and two lines leading the way toward an
upside-down vee of bone and muscle toward what must have been a large
penis. For the front of his tight dark black denims was stretched to the
max. He had on black boots with points at the front. He also wore a black
skull design over his face, a kerchief of some kind which looked like this:
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If the young boy, Engin, had known anything about Earth television of
movies, he would have expressed the idea that this new arrival looked just
like Nicholas Hoult, a 17 year old actor. The male tore off the kerchief
and tossed it to one of the older men, who caught it and looked at it. The
man who caught it sneered, "Vile thing."
"Who are you?" the other older man asked.
"I'm known multi universally and pan dimensionally as...the Master and you
will obey me," he raised a large th ick rod device. The end at his hands,
stuck between his middle finger, looked like two large balls. The front
looked like a male penis. CUE ROGER DELGADO MASTER MUSIC from TERROR OF
THE AUTONS.
"The Master?" Engin gasped, sounding enthused, "I've never heard of you."
"Who are you, young man?" the Master's eyebrows went up.
"My name is Engin. I'm sent to observe and learn only."
"What, learn the games?" The Master smiled a smirk that sent chills up and
down all three beings' spines.
"Yes, the games of Rassilon," Engin said with a proud young voice. He was
blond and had a crew cut and wore draping clothing on both arms and around
his back and his hips, that covered his legs, arms, and entire body, all
gray.
"I'm happy to say that neither you or these old farts here, will remember
any of this, or of me. I may be mean but I don't want my name mentioned
before my time," the Master smiled. Beneath that kerchief was a wry smile,
thin yet thick lips, perfect teeth, dimples, high cheekbones, and an
amazingly handsome face. A perfect nose. "Now, onto my business here. First
of all, you shall shut down the games."
The two old men began to protest. "Rassilon will kill us...and you...!"
"No, no. The only killing that will go on around here is me to you, if you
don't obey me," the Master smiled, "First thing, let's start off small, as
I'm sure you're...uhm..." he looked at the two older men's crotches,
"...used to...starting off small....that fool Time Lord, known now as the
Doctor or perhaps you know him as the Other in your time, I don't care. He
doesn't have a clue that his stupid little sonic screw thingie won't work
on them. I want you to stop the Sontaran's guns..." The Master pointed,
"NOW!" He moved in closer to the two old men. Engin watched, fascinated.
"Are you from the future?" Engin asked.
"I am indeed. And you're...." he leaned in on the boy and tweaked his nose
playfully, "...very perceptive. I'm sure one day you'll make it big in the
Cit... the city."
"Thanks," Engin said, happily.
"I refuse!" The man who hadn't caught the kerchief said, proudly putting
his chest up, "Absolutely refuse."
The Master pointed his weapon, "And you?"
"I...I'll do it, no need to kill either one of us." The first one turned
and hit a switch. On one of the scanner screens, the Master saw the
Sontaran fire his gun into Parker's face but
no death light came from the weapon. "That's very good, very good,
indeed. I may just let all of you live." He turned to Engin, leaned on the
back of a chair and smiled, "You, of course, I always had in my mind to let
live."
"Thank you," Engin said.
"I can't let you interfere. And I know I live in the future. The others
must know of you." The second old man turned to the console carefully and
the Master just pointed his gun at him and fired. The old man shrank,
horribly. His body crunched and shivered and became smaller. The man
screamed as the green glow shrank him, made him become a living doll...only
a few inches tall and still alive, writhing. The Master watched,
impassive. "I did warn him." Soon, the doll was not moving. It made a few
sounds and lay still. Engin was horrified.
"You...you killed him." Engin shut his eyes.
"Always be a man of your word," the Master said, "When it suits you." He
raised an eyebrow as easily as he raised the shirt sleeve to get out a
cigarette. He was assured that neither the old man or the young boy would
try anything, even though his hands were somewhat engaged and he didn't
have them at point blank range. "And surely you've seen more violence on
the telly today..."
"Telly?"
" The scanner screen...television..."
"Oh, I've heard that term from someplace in...."
"They call it that where I come from."
Engin was fascinated but also horrified at the six inch size, shrunken body
on the floor. "Are you from the future of Gallifrey?"
"You are a ..." the Master stopped to choose his words carefully,
"...perceptive boy..."
"I'm 98 years old. Today."
"Oh," the Master lit his cigarette with the rod like device he was holding
and began to smoke. He tilted his head as if the age of Engin mattered to
him, "Happy birthday, baby. And remember, no one can know for sure if they
live in the future or not, specially with me around."
Engin moved closer to him and the Master jerked the rod at him. Engin
froze. "Sorry. Reflex," the Master smiled and offered him the cigarette.
Wide eyed with the thought of smoking, Engin nodded, "No, no, thanks. It's
why I'm able to get to see the workings of the Game."
"Do you..." the Master's wry smile elongated, and one eyebrow went up,
"...like the games?"
"Not really," Engin moved to a series of scanner screens where the Doctor
was shown entering a back door of a building. On o ther screens, various
life forms were pitted against other life forms. Many were killing and
being killed in return. Engin turned from the screens and thought without
looking anywhere in particular. "I imagine our dead end of technology will
someday shift our culture elsewhere and elsewhen...we'll leave the games
behind, I predict."
The Master dropped his gaze and his eyebrow, "Better not let Rassilon hear
you say that. He might have you executed."
"What do you want?" The old man asked, still looking at the shrunken body
of his friend.
"A lover?" The Master answered.
"What?" Engin asked as well as the old man.
"That one?" Puffing out smoke, he nodded to the shrunken body, "He your's?"
"What does that matter?"
"It doesn't. I wanted you to ...stop the weapons of the Sontarans."
"We did. And now there's more...?"
"Yes and I'll be watching you."
The old man set about at the console. The Master covered him with the rod
device.
Engin joined the Master, who put a foot up on a leather chair and covered
the old man. "What are your intentions?"
"The games are gonna end...today," he smiled. Puffing smoke. "And that
fool, the Doctor will think it was him that did it. Gives me a bit of an
upper hand in the future...."
Engin looked quizzically at the Master...
"...and the past. Plus I want the Doctor out of here and to move on...to
get somewhere else..."
"FUCK ME!" Jeremy said and followed. He outran all the others except Derek
and came up to the back of a stunned Sontaran. This was Lieutenant Colonel
Abadgy. With both hands locked together, Jeremy smacked his combined fist
knuckles first, into the back of Abadgy's head. The Sontaran buckled and
turned to fire his weapon, a small rod like stick at Jeremy. Jeremy grabbed
the Sontaran's arm and held it at bay.
The leader, General Bor, turned and was smacked by Brody and Rex. Parker
moved the hammer at Tyre's head but the cadet Sontaran smacked Parker's
hammer out of his hand. Parker leveled the sling shot, which had hit and
stunned Shar. Tyre slapped it down. He put the rod like weapon he carried
into Parker's face.
"Stare into the rod of death!" Tyre yelled, snarling at Parker, who stared
at the rod which...didn't light up. It was at this exact time that the
Master made the old Time Lord stop the Sontarans' weapons.
Jeremy lost his struggle with Abadgy's arm and the other arm of the Sontar
an moved at Jeremy's neck and missed...but grabbed the back of Jeremy's
head. With such force, Jeremy was hit and couldn't keep the other hand at
bay. The light device moved at his face and it, too, didn't fire. "The
weapons aren't working!"
Smugly, on the roof, the Doctor blew on his sonic screwdriver and began to
try to make the fight stop by yelling downward.
Abadgy snarled, "We don't need weapons to kill the likes of you miserable
pups!"
As he ran to the top of a cement stairwell by a three story office
building, Ryan saw Parker being grabbed by the shoulders but Parker hit the
Sontaran's inner arms and this actually moved off the grip off his
shoulders but Tyre re-grabbed Parker immediately--on the sides of his
neck. Ryan saw his chance, threw his skateboard down and skated down the
thick side of the stairwell's cement ledge. There were two and Ryan skated
down the left side. It was thick and supported his entire skateboard. He
skated down it and onto a bike railing, sideways, the skateboard shooting
off it. The point of the board went directly into Tyre's probus hole. Tyre
let out a horrible scream and tried to grab it out as Ryan half thrown,
half jumped off the skateboard and out of the way, landing on his knees and
his hands which were out and almost on all fours. And his body was twisted
but he was used to that. Ryan looked sideways and saw20Tyre's head
deflating even as the poor creature yelped, still alive. It was as if he
shrank. His head looked like a deflating balloon.
The humans reacted and the small advantage they had had---for the Sontarans
were so proud of their warrior status, they didn't expect to be attacked at
such close quarters and by such a ragtag motley crew of humans. Ryan smiled
but dropped that instantly as he realized he had killed another living
being.
Parker stood up and gasped, "Stare into the face of concrete. Or rather put
your own face into the concrete, Mister Potato head."
"Parker, lookout!" Ryan yelled but Parker yelled to him.
"Ryan look out!!!"
Shar had recovered, quickly for a Sontaran just hit in the probic vent, and
grabbed at Parker's slingshot, snapped it in two, and held Parker's skinny
arms. They began to struggle...and it would be over soon!
Puryu, the helmet holder, marched up to Ryan, holding nine helmets. Ryan
picked up and held his skateboard out but saw that Puryu had his hands full
of helmets. Ryan shook his head in disbelief. Puryu nodded back to him,
"That was impressive. For an alien from Earth. And a youngling."
"Thanks," Ryan said, still aiming his skateboard like a weapon at
Puryu. "You have, ahh, four fingers and a thumb instead of..."
Puryu heaved the helmets for effect, "Well20I have ta, don't I, ta hold all
these bleedin helmets, don't I?"
"Uhh, yeah," Ryan said and puffed, "I have ta, ta go help my friends...see
ya..."
Puryu nodded and watched impassively as Ryan ran at the battling group. He
held the skateboard out and aimed it at Shar's probic vent. As he did this,
Jesse, who had attacked Col. Corin was ducking between the Sontaran's squat
legs and on the other side. Once behind him, Jesse jumped up and kicked at
the alien's ass and knocked him forward a bit. But as Jesse was smiling at
this, Corin turned rapidly and advanced just as fast on the boy. Jesse
found himself grabbed by the upper arms and his feet left the ground. Even
though he was taller than Corin, the monster lifted him up. Craig aimed his
chisel at Major Parin but Parin grabbed the handle. He twisted Craig into
Brody who found the large hammer he held against Bor was equally
ineffective. Both were knocked into each other and found a booted foot on
their chests. They couldn't move. Rex recovered from a blow by Bor to his
side and advanced with his baseball held high. Bor turned and smacked it
out of Rex's hand and smacked Rex to the side of the building. Rex
fell. Captain Tirned had Darren in a headlock and was not about to let go,
Darren's hoe already on the ground. Only Derek who kicked Barrin away from
him, managed to run off and join Ryan. Derek pulled Ryan back from where
Parker was held aloft by Shar, a very angry Shar who growled at Parker,
ready to snap the boy in two. "You can't!"
"Let go of me!" Ryan pulled free.
"STOP IT ALL OF YOU! JUST STOP IT!" They heard the voice and looked up. It
was the Doctor.
Jeremy had his arm around Abadgy's stout neck. He actually had the Sontaran
in a headlock. "Doctor!"
"Jeremy," the Doctor called down, his head above his spread muscular legs,
"Leave the Sontarans alone, will you? And stop playing around with them."
"Playing?"
"Yes, they're not used to it so leave them alone, there's a good chap."
"What?" Horst had a foot on Brad's chest, Brad's bat in two pieces. The
scuffle was over in a short time.
"Who are you to tell us what to do!? We shall now kill all these human
scum!" Bor pointed up.
The Doctor shouted, "I'M THE DOCTOR AND I CAN SHOUT JUST AS LOUD AS YOU!
I'm also the one who stopped your weapons! And if you're ready to stop
shouting..." On top the two story building, the Doctor stood, legs apart,
holding his sonic screwdriver up like a sword. The light wind blew his semi
long blond hair. "Howdy there," he called down, =E 2Mind letting them all
go?"
"Afraid it won't take your fat weight? Or maybe rooftops not your thing,
aye? I should know, killed one or two of you in a sword fight in
Istanbul. Or doesn't your history tell you that?"
"IT DOES! NOW COME AND FACE ME, GENERAL BOR!"
Jesse almost laughed at that and knew what the Doctor would say next. "I
know you are but what am I? A Time Lord, that's what I am."
"Filthy curs," Bor snarled up and pointed his weapon.
"You know, better yet...add an S onto the end of your name and you'll have
the name that really suits your entire squadron, General Bors or, oh,
you`re gonna love this..." the Doctor put his finger up, "...put the word
that best suits you all, all your race, DUMB!---on the end of your name and
that's what you, alone, are, General. General Bor Dumb, get it?"
Even in the grip of the deadly warriors, all the humans laughed. Even
helmet holder Puryu snickered but hid it as Bor, angry, thought he heard
something coming from Puryu's direction, turned at the helmet holder.
Still holding Darren in a headlock, Tirned grunted, "I'll twist this one's
head off his shoulders...if you can call those scrawny things shoulders."
"General," the Doctor said, E2I know you're a bit of an imbecile but can't
you control your inferiors. And if they're your inferiors, I can't imagine
how dumb they are."
"Do nothing," Bor pointed at Tirned. Who immediately loosened his grip on
the hapless Darren. Darren, who stopped turning red and could breath
again. Bor pointed up, "Tell me why I shouldn't stop my men from slaying
them all right now and then killing you?"
"Me? You kill me?" The Doctor looked up at the sky as he laughed a hearty
one. "I told you, I'm a Time Lord. That rabble down there, they're my
dogs. My slaves. They do the bidding here. Your kind is always making that
mistake. I'm not surprised because you're all so stupid and slow. I make
them do what I want them to do unlike your kind who have to kill everything
and everyone."
"YOU!" Bor pointed up, "YOU are the Doctor... I know of you!"
"All your race should. Every time I come into contact with them, I do them
in. Kill them. Slay them. But this time I prefer not to. I tell you what,
if you play nice with my lap dogs...I'll make the other Time Lords send you
back home to your current place and time, eh?"
"Make me? I will give the order to..."
"WAIT!" the Doctor snapped, "I challenge you to the right=2 0of combat!"
"What me?" Bor laughed.
"NO!" The Doctor spat, "Not just you! All ten of you!"
"What me too?" Puryu asked, "I ...I don't think...."
Bor laughed. "Challenge accepted. Come down here."
"No, as challenger I get to say the place. There's a pool hall down the
street, meet me there."
"Very well," Bor pulled out a small rectangular box. As the Doctor stopped
himself from leaving, he watched as Bor scanned each and every human being
they had captive.
The Doctor bluffed, "You can let them all go. They mean nothing to me. Look
at how many I have. They can do no harm to you."
"They just killed trooper Tyre," Bor snapped.
"Ahh, someone deflated your Tyre have they? Let the air out of him?" The
Doctor tut tutted, "What worth was he to you if mere slaves like these pups
can kill him?"
Derek pulled Ryan backward, "C'mon, you're the one who did it. You know
what they'll do to you?"
The Doctor waved Ryan and Derek off. Ryan hesitated but Derek managed to
get him back to hide behind a truck. Ryan watched from the corner. Parker
snapped, "None of us did it," he said as Shar continued to hold him aloft.
Bor nodded and made
Shar bring Parker down so he could stand up on his feet. He scanned the
defiant boy, then moved on to Jesse who was held by Corin, not far from
where Jeremy let go of Abadgy. Puryu moved to behind Jeremy who flinched as
he felt another Sontaran behind him. Puryu nodded to him, "Impressive,
boy."
Strange, a Sontaran complimenting him, Jeremy thought. Jeremy turned,
"Thanks."
Abadgy nodded, "I agree. Too bad you shall have to be squashed like the
flea you are."
"Yeah well, you had your chance. The Doctor's here now." Jeremy smiled.
Abadgy held his claw out and made a motion with it, grunting.
Bor held the box device out as it made clicking sounds, "Stand down,
Colonel. I shall not say it again."
Abadgy held his hand out in front of Jeremy's face. Jeremy crossed his eyes
looking at it. The hand moved down but in a protesting manner. Bor was
shaking his plump potato head and making satisfying noises. "Let all but
these two go..." He had waved the device over Jesse and Jeremy.
"What?" Abadgy asked, "All?"
"But these two," Bor smiled. "They are the ones who travel with him. In his
TARDIS, am I correct, Doctor?" He called up. "They are the ones you care
about the most, aye?"
The Doctor said nothing.
=0 A"For once, the great Doctor has nothing to say. No snide comment. No
sarcastic bit of wit."
"I have but one thing to say for you, sir, you shall go down. Today toady."
"What did you call me?" Bor snarled.
"Toady." The Doctor pointed down at Bor, "You are a toad face." The
Doctor laughed, thinking of his old friend Leela. "It's what our females
call you."
Bor stammered.
Shar already let a wary Parker go. Shar eyeballed Parker who stared at him
back. Shar made an advance on Parker who skitted away to Jeremy's area.
The others were let go but Parker came up to Jeremy who was grabbed by
Parin from behind. Parin grabbed both of Jeremy's arms and brought them
back behind him. Another Sontaran, Barrin, heaved Jesse over his shoulder.
Jesse gasped, "Careful, you're so short, my head almost hits the ground."
"Pity that," Barrin said, sarcastically.
Parker whispered to Jeremy, "I'm not leaving you two."
Ryan watched, "Parker," he whispered to himself, "Don't be so stubborn."
Bor pointed up, "As you insult us with your words, I insult you with my
actions. I shall let them all live but these two...if you lose or if you
try any tricks, I shall kill them. Also, the one=2 0on the moving board
that got away, he is mine if we spot him, he is fair game for my men to
slay as they like. He slew one of our own."
The Doctor nodded, "Fair enough, fat head. But this is my planet, those are
my slaves to do with as I see fit and as I please and it pleases me for you
to kill the skateboarder named Ryan..."
Derek looked up from the truck side and Ryan joined his line of
vision. They all looked up at the Doctor. The others who were set free
joined them. Jeremy was talking to Parker, trying to convince him to get
out of the area, when he heard this. Jesse looked up from over the
Sontaran's shoulder. Parker whispered, "He's betraying us."
Jeremy whispered, but flinched, "It's all part of the plan."
"I don't believe that..." Bor nodded, "I know of your kinship with your
companions..."
"If only he really knew how kin-shipped Jeremy and I are to the Doc," Jesse
quipped lowly.
"Believe what you want, or are you just delaying your inevitable defeat at
my hands...?" the Doctor snarled. "Bor Dumb, meet me there an don't harm
those two. They do my best work."
"I will meet you at the pool hall down the pathetic street, you piece of
meat. And you have my word that I will harm none but the ska teboarder
youth if I see him and my word that it shall not take all but one of us,
ME! To kill your scrawny hide."
The Doctor gasped a wide mouth and covered it with both hands. He looked
behind him as his own ass, "My hide's not scrawny! No one's ever thought my
hide was scrawny, Jesse is my hide scrawny?"
"Shut up, Doctor!" Jesse yelled.
"Slave, I might have to punish you for that," the Doctor snapped. `Very,
very severely." He winked at Jesse.
When Barrin moved to Bor, it left Jesse facing Jeremy who still had his
arms held behind him by Parin. Jesse whispered, "This wasn't part of the
plan."
"Shut up, Jesse," Jeremy said, with such vehemence that Jesse complied, for
once.
"Besides, I have a regeneration mark on it, the shape of Australia." The
Doctor turned and ran for the door to exit the roof.
Abadgy moved to Bor and stood by his side, "He is in that building, sir. We
can get him coming out."
Bor nodded, "I gave him my word...besides..." he points upward. The Doctor
ran past the door and jumped off the roof to land on the lower level roof
of a building next to the first one. He continued this until he was far
away.
The Doctor burst through the pool ha ll doors where other humans were
waiting in hiding. "Change of plan! Everyone out! NOW!"
The humans came out of hiding. Jake Shepard and Danny White, two young
boxers in boxing shorts came out first. Others followed including some of
the younger children and teens. The Doctor looked Jake and Danny up and
down, "I appreciate that..." he cleared his throat, "...that you're
itching for a fight but...uhm, yeah...I insist all of you get out."
Holding a slingshot in one hand and a bunch of rocks in the other, JJ,
Parker's brother, looked at him. "What? Why?"
"Owoh, look rocks!" The Doctor smiled. His eyes grew wide. He started to
ramble fast, "Hello, JJ, Liberty, Jake, Danny boy. Listen to me, I haven't
got time to argue with all of you or any of you, the Sontarans are on their
way here, in fact, I'm surprised they're not here already. They're short
but not sweet and they can be fast when they want to. Still, the humidity
of the Gallifrean atmosphere..." he was deep in thought but then he
snapped out of it, "I want you all to leave and if you don't...I shall be
very cross..." He put his head down and smiled.
"We want to help you," Liberty came up to him. She drew up close to him.
"It's a nice gesture....0 He looked down at her.
"Oh God," Liberty looked up into his glazing eyes, so dark brown they
looked black.
"Close, my dear, but not that high," The Doctor looked down at her some
more and winked.
She swooned. "Now I Know why J and J....love you so much..."
"Nonsense, my dear, they love me for a lot more than that. Liberty, will
you help Jake, Luke, Noah, and Danny there get everyone out of here and far
as they can from this place?"
"Okay," she smiled, "I will."
Peter Beale looked at them, "But Jake, I want to help..." Peter stated.
"You can help by staying out of trouble," Jake said and ushered him and JJ
outside.
When everyone was out and away, the Sontarans turned a corner and Jeremy
pointed, "That's where it is."
Bor said, "You have been of much help to us in finding it."
"Thanks."
"I'll make your death faster than this cur."
"Thanks."
"Yeah, thanks from me too, pumpkin head." Jesse swung his head over toward
Bor.
Bor looked at Jesse, bending down to face him. "You, I shall enjoy
killing."
"Gets you off does it? Me, too, oh but it has to be from someone good
looking and that's not you." Jesse shook his head, "You're ugly."
The Doctor opened the double doors to the pool hall. "Are you coming in or
ain't ya?" He didn't wait for a response but strode back inside and jumped
up on the pool table. He held two large pool sticks in his hands. He
twirled them around in his fingers.
"One at a time or all together?" Abadgy asked.
"First, I want to know the names of those I'm going to defeat."
Bor laughed, "You are one cocky Time Lord, aren't you? I've not heard that
about you."
"Because this incarnation," the Doctor leaned forward, "When he's met the
Sontarans, he leaves no witnesses, no reports back to the High Command on
Sontara or Sontar or whatever your raggy little stolen planet is."
"Stolen?" Bor asked in a yell, "What do you mean? Stolen?!!!"
"From the Kaveetch or whatever they're called. It was their planet. They
made you clones."
"Sacrilege!!!"
"One more thing to make you want to beat me. When I win, I'll either make
it quick or send you all home. I haven't yet decided yet. Not like I'm a
decider. I decided not to."
"Docto r..." Jesse warned. "You're ranting again."
"Am I? What's your names?"
"This is ridiculous. The challenge starts now!!!"
"I insist we get to know one another. I mean if I'm going to kill you all,
I want to know all your names."
Corin said, "We do respect warrior codes of the challengers."
Bor nodded. "Very well." He waved to the others under his command.
"Abadgy."
"Put the you in there and you're a bad guy or, alternately, put an a in
there, a for ass, and you're a bad gay." The Doctor nodded to Corin, "And
your's?"
"I am Colonel Corin!"
"A kernel of corn, how nice! I eat corn for breakfast. Prefer bananas
though or apples...you know an apple a day...ahhh, yes..."
"Take the R out and that's what you are---corn."
"Field Officer Barrin."
"Take your R out and you're a Field Barn...." The Doctor smirked and tried
to hold back a laugh but did not succeed.
Puryu did hold back his laugh...just. Abadgy turned to look at him, to
examine him.
"Parin."
The Doctor shrugged his mouth, "Take the R outta you and you're just pain."
"I am not insulted by that. I cause pain to my enemies!"
"Pain in the ass."
Parin growled.
Bor yelled, "Doctor, we shall stop your childish insults now!"
"But I'm not finished yet! There's Horst there, take the R out of him and
he's just a host...who are you?"
"I am Captain Tirned."
"You must be very old and without your N, you're just tired."
"Oh, do me! Do me!" Puryu jumped up and down and dropped a helmet or two.
"I don't DO Sontarans," The Doctor smiled at him. "Afraid I'll get stuck
inside them. You the jumper---what's your name, you seem a happy kind of
chap for a Sontaran."
"He's nothing. A pureblood," Bor said, "Shall we begin or are we going to
wait until we see the crack of dawn..."
"Well, I certainly don't want to see the crack of Dawn. I mean I don't even
know who she is. Certainly Dawn wouldn't want me to see her crack, do you
think?"
"I'm Puryu..."
"Pu Yu," the Doctor put his fingers to his nose to hold his nostrils
closed. "Do you smell bad, well, asking that of a Sontaran is a rhetorical
question or a=2 0rather superfluous one, if you ask me...but you're not
asking me, you're laughing..." the Doctor smiled.
Puryu laughed.
"What's your function?"
"To hold the helmets of my commanding troupe," he said, full of joy and
mirth. "That was very funny."
"Thank you." The Doctor jumped down from the pool table and landed near
Puryu.
"You are very funny. I like you. For once an enemy who is funny and not all
warrior class...like, "I'll kill you first" kind of thing."
The Doctor put an arm around Puryu, "If I were you, I'd find another line
of work. Someday soon, the Sontarans are going to find a way to make their
helmets stay on their uniforms so that your job won't be needed..."
"Really? Then I'll be a real warrior?"
"No," the Doctor took his arm down, "Then they won't need you...you'll be
rhetorical to them. Or superfluous." He tapped Puryu's chest, "But don't
look so sad, old boy, we're all superfluous to someone, aye?"
"Are we done now or shall I kill one of the blond boys here?" Bor took out
a machete and put it over Jesse's neck.
"Can I get d own now?" Jesse didn't see it. "The blood is rushing to my
head."
"Kill him then," the Doctor said, "Break your word."
"Don't bluff me. I know you love these two."
"Love?" the Doctor walked over to them, "Love these two? Two half grown
girlie voiced female looking transvestite wanna be's?" He moved to Jeremy
and as Jesse was put down by Barrin, Jeremy looked the Doctor in the
eyes. "I no sooner love them than I would the robot dogs that serve us on
Gallifrey."
"I've heard of those dogs," Puryu admitted, "Always wanted one for meself."
"Love, ha!" The Doctor spat in Jeremy's eyes. The spittle rolled down his
nose from his eyes and down to his mouth.
Jeremy struggled free and wiped his face with his hands and threw it at the
Doctor but some went to his mouth and he licked it clean. "Doctor, if we
live through this, you and me, we're through, you understand, I'm
going. I'm going to get my stuff in the TARDIS, pack my things, all my
goodies and you can get me home, never mind this potato head freak
show. You can get me home for good this time. The parting of the ways..."
Jesse frowned, "Or of the gays."
"Shut up, slave," the Doctor snarled. He smacked
Jeremy and then went to Jesse and moved to smack him, too. Jeremy held his
cheek where the Doctor smacked him. The Doctor hesitated over Jesse's cheek
and waved it off, "Why bother. He's almost as stupid as you lot, wouldn't
even equate the smack with opening his big mouth."
"You expect us to believe you don't care about him either?" Abadgy asked.
"Look at him, he's just a mouth on legs."
"This is true," Bor stated.
"I don't want them harmed. They're property to me..."
"Again, you have my word, IF we get started with this killing of you!"
"You're sure of yourself." The Doctor smiled, "One of my specialties is
playing pool."
"Yeah, pocket pool I bet," Jesse said under his breath.
The Doctor moved up to him, put a hand on his chin and roughly moved him
but before he did he whispered, "Brave heart, Jesse."
He jumped backward onto the pool table. "Let's get this started!!!!"
As one, all the Sontarans except Puryu rushed the pool table in one raging,
screaming horde!
PROMO/TRAILER
The TARDIS is spinning through space and time and lands.
Jeremy is on the left side leaning on it seductively. Jesse20is on the
right side, more seductively. Both are smiling.
Jesse runs into the TARDIS, Jeremy swings on a vine into the TARDIS through
the open doors...
Jesse and Jeremy stand over the Doctor's bed, the Doctor feverish, in it...
The Master's (Anthony Ainley Master) looms over them all, see through,
smiling laughing...
The TARDIS vanishes as a volcano blows its top...
A giant komodo dragon towers over the Doctor and Jeremy...
K9 comes flying and shoots water out of under him...
On the TARDIS scanner screen is a space mall...in the console room, Jesse
points to the thing, "What is that?"
A wooly mammoth snares up the TARDIS in its tusks...K9 inside, watches.
Jeremy and Jesse are nearly naked, held in a trance in the TARDIS console
room by a witch...
A horse alien turns its head from a stable door and looks at Jeremy...
>From behind, a horse alien tosses a leash around Jeremy's neck and he
grabs at it as it pulls him back...
A rocket shoots off into space...
A Zanti Misfit alien insect creatures lands on Jeremy's back...
An old man turns around and has the face of a Cyberman and the chest plate
to match...
Jesse screams at the camera...
Jesse jumps onto the back of the Cyberman as it jumps for the eleva tor, an
inferno behind them as the window on the moon base shatters outward.
Jeremy jumps off a monorail in futuristic Washington DC as it blows up,
Jeremy is holding a young Latino kid and a middle aged man...
On a space shuttle, Jesse looks out a porthole as the Earth pulls away...
The Doctor holds up an alien breast and power emanates from it...
The Doctor fires an electric net over a horde of attacking aliens and it
stops them from rushing him, Jesse, and Jeremy...
Jesse steps out of the TARDIS doors and sinks into an alien substance...
Jesse, Teddy Geiger, and Jeremy look up as a balloon device with a platform
flies upward over London, on the platform the Doctor grapples with an older
version of the Master.
A cowboy pulls a gun on the Doctor and says Draw as Jeremy looks on in
horror, also in cowboy outfit. "Draw!"
"He killed my father!" Jeremy looks the cowboy who said this and looks in
horror at the Doctor who nods yes to him.
A wagon carrying the TARDIS heads at another wagon and the two are inches
from colliding!
Close up: Jesse, camera pulls back to reveal he's standing on a field of
thousands of dead Samurai, The Doctor and Jeremy are in the background.
A Samurai raises his sword and rushes at the Doctor, yelling!
0AA dragon flies over a forest! Jesse is dragged by powerful forces toward
a black hole inside a Black Knight's chest. He tries to hold onto a tree.
It drags him and the dragon in.
Xena jumps in front of the Doctor.
Wonder Woman grabs the Doctor by the lapels and kisses the Doctor full on
the lips.
Jesse and Jeremy are with Bodicca's daughters.
A T Rex brings its head down at Jesse in the woods. The Doctor grabs a
device Jeremy is holding and chucks it at the dinosaur!
The Doctor and Jesse run through a monastery on Gallifrey...
A dog man rushes at them with fangs bared and claws up and out! Growling.
Godzilla pokes his head up over a hill.
Jesse and Jeremy fall and roll down a hill of sand.
Cars rush at a tied up, bound, Jesse on a road.
Cars race up and around a huge road that wraps around a building, a city of
racing.
Jeremy falls out of a very tall, high rise building tower. The Doctor
points the sonic screwdriver at him and he falls and falls and
then...vanishes.
Jesse, Jeremy and the Doctor race through a shopping mall's upper level.
The Nick Hoult Master knocks a bystander over the balcony and the man holds
on.
The Master comes up behind Teddy Geiger in a clothing store...smiling...
Rodan flies overhead, knocking Jo Grant and the Third Doctor
around in Bessie while other Doctors and companions fall also...
The Paul Telfer Doctor stands naked on a cloud and puts his hand out...
The Doctor is regenerating, nude, into Paul Telfer's form and the power
knocks down Jesse, Jeremy, Leela, Adam, Sarah Jane and others...
A Cyberman knocks open a circle door from the floor and rises up from it...
Jesse heaves a big alien Gallifrean gun upward as a Dalek flies at
him...more Daleks behind it...
Nooses are put around Jesse and Jeremy's necks in the past...
Adam catches Jesse and Jeremy...
A roller coaster with many aliens, superheroes, and monsters goes down a
drop...
Jeremy attacks Jesse with an axe at the TARDIS pool...
A winged skeleton flies and holds Jesse under the arms...
Jeremy removes a sword from his holster...looking evil...
The doors to the Vault in Curious Goods closes...
The Moon flies through space...on it, Jesse and Jeremy pick up a boy named
Jackie...
Robin kicks a zombie off Jeremy...
A zombie chokes Jeremy...
Barnabus Collins opens his mouth to reveal fangs, heading for Jeremy's
neck...
A pool becomes a storm trying to drown Jesse and Jeremy...
Jesse running through the woods comes upon a wolf man...
A Frankenstein
like monster in a secret passage in Collinwood lumbers over Jesse...
Angelique rises over the foot of Jesse's bed...
Jesse and Jeremy on the land of the giants get run over by a giant car...
The TARDIS is on the back of a giant truck being driven away...Spindrift
flies after it.
Will Robinson shakes hands with Jeremy.
Jeremy meets Tommy from IDIOT'S LANTERN but he's older
Jeremy is shirtless and strapped into a metal chair in front of a time
tunnel from which emerges a semi visible, semi hairy biped monster that
phases in and out and causes Jeremy's insides to come out and outsides to
go in and phases his body in and out. Jeremy's in pain. Jesse rushes to his
side and starts to free him but the monster starts doing the same to
him. The Doctor rushes in front of both of them, putting himself between
them and it...He holds his hands up to it.
A motorcyclist man/monster is looking at cars and trucks and bulldozers and
hurling at Jesse in a car junkyard...and one flies at Jesse but the Doctor
maneuvers the TARDIS in front of him and blocks the debris.
The Doctor moves to an office door, confused when he reads that the sign on
the doors says THE DOCTOR.
Jeremy reaches for a motorcyclist's helmet and pulls it off revealing a
partly covered with flesh skull...The thing turns at him.
Bessie flies over=2 0the gap in between the sides of an opening drawbridge
over water. Inside are Jesse, Jeremy, and K9.
Jesse and Jeremy are on the back of Bessie throwing a tire and other junk
at following black limos. K9 is driving.
The body of an alien/mutant animal moves with the tide and bangs against
Jesse's leg as he and Jeremy kiss standing up on the beach...They look down
at it...
An apple with fly wings flies up in front of Jesse who looks at it
amazed...
A small skinny bird with one leg in the center of its body hops on Robert
Moses beach...
Behold Eck!
The Galaxy Being!
The alien from Ebon waved at them.
In 1931 on a busy street, the Doctor grabs the Professor and a college boy
and hauls them off the street as old fashioned cars move at them. He hurls
them and himself into the TARDIS.
A huge elevator room in space moves toward the top of a space platform too
fast. Jesse is held down by Jeremy as the Doctor moves through controls to
stop it.
A very old looking Monk!
The male Rani pulls a big gun on the Doctor but Adam throws something at
the gun and knocks it down.
The Male Jamie Bamber Rani and the Doctor embrace.
The Doctor stands, smug, proud and smiling as he holds his hands out to
show everyone: he's in control of several formerly vicious dogs...
The
Doctor runs from a giant Fendal on Mars...
The Doctor puts wires at an Ice Warrior and electrifies him...in Space
Force One...
An explosion blows up Space Force One and propels the Doctor through space,
without a space suit towards the drifting TARDIS in space over a giant
space station!
A shuttle on the Moon heads at Jesse, meaning to hit him!
With a parachute, a naked Jeremy falls onto the roof of a building, taking
a suicidal man with him over the edge!
A mechanical claw creature rushes at Jeremy and a man in a future NYC! It
chases them down an alley, crawling along the walls of a building!
In DC, Jeremy yells as his two friends are shot by National Guardsmen...
Locke Leonard is thrown over a fence by the Doctor, only to land on his
feet and his hands and he looks up to see a towering Dalek over him!
"EXTERMINATE!"
The Adam Rickitt Doctor lands on the back of the Dalek and introduces the
male laser rod to the female sucker and the Dalek blows up, sending the
jumping Doctor through the air.
The Adam Rickitt Doctor fights a Sycorax with swords.
The Rickitt Doctor uses a pool stick to fight nine Sontarans in a pool
hall!
A man moves to shoot his young son. The TARDIS flies at the windshield of
the truck he's in, the doors to the TARDIS are open with the Doctor and the
kid's mom behind him,=2 0yelling for him to stop.
The Doctor throws goop on mutant monsters in a time tunnel complex filled
with mist and they vanish but so does he and Jeremy and Jesse!
Toby Osborne in the TARDIS console room doorway to the inner TARDIS, naked.
The Doctor opens curtains to a hospital bed and in the bed, Fox Mulder sits
up.
Jesse and the Doctor run down a NYC street.
An old hand reaches up for Jeremy's back...
In an alley, Banana Fish hero is stabbed by a former friend whom stabs him
back...
The Older K9 at her feet, Sarah Jane Smith looks at the First Doctor near
Gallifrey defenses.
Peri smacks the Doctor.
Ace punches the Doctor.
Tegan hits the Doctor's shoulder.
The Doctor hugs Polly.
Captain Jack salutes Jesse, who jumps up and kisses him on the mouth, Jack
grabbing him up.
Jamie draws his sword on Jeremy.
Caligula smiles down at gladiators. Adam jumps into the arena in front of
Jeremy and Jesse.
Solan, Xena's son, pulls a sword and puts the point into Jeremy's
navel. Jeremy backs off.
Jeremy puts his hand out and fists up but pushes Jesse back from alien nude
savage who rushes him with a spear.
A giant frog face near a mountainside makes Jesse and Jeremy fall down a
hill.
Jesse feels around inside the TARDIS and finds the outside of the=2 0police
box. He feels the letters and looks up at a bright light...
Jesse, in the dark, interrogated by someone ...who is laughing...
A hairy ape-man jumps up on the TARDIS console which is sitting outside in
ancient prehistoric times and it hisses at Jeremy who is nearby...
The Doctor lays down on a couch to talk...to a mind robber...
A giant bulk monster chases Jeremy and the white teen...actually the Black
Guardian teen...
A giant demon ish 60 foot devil monster rises up over the Doctor, Jesse and
the black clothed White Guardian teen...
A bed sheet wraps Jesse and the Doctor in it and moves sideways like a
hammock to swish them together! Floating!
Jesse in a spacesuit yells at the headless corpse of a friend who just
saved him...he's now floating over the moon in space....
Giant hands cup and hold a shrunken TARDIS.
In the 1800s, Jeremy dives off a canoe to help someone.
Jeremy stands near Sacagawea...
An alien leaf plant monster closes over Jesse...
A Gallifrean alien bear embraces the Patrick Stewart Doctor...
A huge cutting sand storm rushes up to the Patrick Stewart Doctor and
engulfs him as he waits with his hands up...
Jesse pushes the gun upward of a man who is about to shoot a bear.
Jesse and Jeremy are in wilderness clothing, hiking20through knee high snow
as a snowstorm rages around them.
Jeremy and the Doctor in the cockpit of a plane look out the window and see
the Twin Towers coming up at them fast!
A giant swamp monster comes up out of a swamp and the swamp blows up,
throwing Jesse down as he holds two native children under each arm.
The Doctor winks at Liberty!
The Doctor puts his hand out to you!
Jesse, Jeremy and the Doctor all have a major three way kiss with tongues.