Date: Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:56:56 -0500
From: J
Subject: The Guide Book to DOCTOR WHO, JEREMY AND JESSE  eps1-20

DOCTOR WHO, JESSE AND JEREMY review

1-Episode One-THE SON OF DOCTOR WHO?

This sometimes bears the name The Son of Doctor Who? Which was an idea
William Hartnell once came up with about how the Doctor was a lookalike for
his own son or something. This has nothing to do with that really. Now I
wrote this as a complete Mary Sue at first. I always loved DOCTOR WHO and
time travel but thought the show lacked a certain momentum which changed
when the show returned in 2005. That return and its fast pace helped to
inspire me to write this. I loved Jeremy Sumpter from day one when I first
saw the PETER PAN movie ads and still do. And well, Jesse McCartney, is,
well, just look at him, completely gorgeous. The Doctor's son thing...well,
I just didn't want it to be me as the Doctor, which is what it turned out
to be anyway...so I made up a whole new character, the Doc's son, which I
discarded a bit later. The last Doctor seems to pass on his memory, his
soul, his being to his half human son before the son can die in his
sleep. He also passes on his TARDIS.  It is also written from first person
POV. He is going to die but the TARDIS takes him to performer Jesse's
practice at like 7am.  The Doctor mentions a brontosaurus (ROBOT),
Hannibal, and one of the First Doctor's companions Barbara Wright. He
mentions the Edge of Destruction, Inside the Ship, two references from the
third TV story ever.  The Doctor wears an Oak Beach Inn T Shirt.  Next stop
is Jeremy Sumpter's practicing on wires for the Peter Pan Sequel. In this
made up sequel, Peter is getting older. The door to TARDIS just opens and
he walks right inside it without realizing it, shirtless. The Doctor's
"regeneration" name checks everything and everybody including Godzilla,
King Kong, Time Lords, Daleks, Sontarans, UNIT, Susan, Gallifrey, Skaro,
Jamie, Adric, Sarah Jane, Leela Adric...Turlough (the Doctor thinks Adric
is hotter). Yeti, Cybermen, Omega, the Master, the Monk, the Rani, Sil,
Tomorrow People. Mentiads. Pirates. Evelyn.  Bessie, Liz, Jo, Silurians,
Sea Devils, Daemons, Ben, Polly, Tegan, Adric. Wirnn.  In one of the
bedrooms, Edwardian â€" Victorian, they meet K9. Who explains the Doctor's
"son" is part human, part Tomorrow Person on his mother's side and part
Time Lord Gallifrean on his father's side.

2-Episode Two-THE SON OF DOCTOR WHO?

This was still called The Son of Doctor Who? K9 explains that the Doctor's
"son" needs transfer of bio data to live. The transfer was cauing a cold
burn out. This means the Doctor needs sex from Jesse and Jeremy and he gets
it. K9 tells them not to stop.

3-Episode Three: EVERYTHING YOU HEARD WAS WRONG

The Doctor writes in his 9000 year diary. He is the Doctor. He explains
that Jesse is a celebrity, singer, dancer, gymnast, actor. Jeremy is a
karate boy, actor, fencer, surfer, dancer. The Master had invaded the
Doctor's dreams and made him believe he was his own son. He is not. He is
the Doctor. He is also more than a half Gallifrey Time Lord. The Doctor
wants to find out what happened to his former companions, his planet, and
his people. He wonders if he should return the boys, who saved him, back
home. He is young and full of energy this time. He knows he has lived past
his last regeneration. He has regenerated thanks to the boys.  The Doctor
goes the pull on that routine that Tom Baker did in one of his stories or
bloopers. The Doctor has on Victorian pants. They all cum near the
console. The Doctor thinks they materialize in 1967, the summer of
love. The Doctor is about 5'5. This console room has a small TV monitor
scanner. There is a hat stand in this console room. The Doctor runs out
ahead of the boys, telling them it is hot. He hints that he's been there
before, 1967 Haight Ashbury. Soon enough, the Doctor and Washington are in
a tent, with a Major Wilkerson and a Lt discussing how the Doctor might be
a spy.  The Doctor gives Washington the idea to cross the Delaware at
night. Washington does the "Doctor who?" bit.  A black soldier, a real life
historical person also, brings in Jesse and Jeremy, who he and others found
shagging against a tree. The Doctor claims to have never seen them before
in his life. Jesse and Jeremy were only wearing thongs and blue capes
(Colin Baker wore a blue cape in REVELATION OF THE DALEKS). Jesse claims,
wrongly, that the Doctor said it was 1976. It's not: it really is 1796. The
Doctor claims he's not as good at maths as Adric was. I supposed when I am
writing for the Doctor, here, I was thinking 8th Doctor for some reason but
it kept jumping around a bit. Of course, the whole thing is Mary Sue so the
Doctor is supposed to be me and me as the Doctor.

4-Part Four-PARTING OF THE GAYS

Washington orders all three hung. Jesse reminds the Doctor that he told
them no rough stuff on the locales or they might change time. The black man
threatens Jeremy with gun and knife. The Doctor says "All in good time"
something Tom Baker's Doctor might have said.  He talks them out of the
killing, a bit too fast for my liking but there you have it. Jeremy appears
to squeeze the black man's crotch to get away. Washington delays the
hanging. The Doctor pops back in Columbo-like to give him a clue that he
would one day be President. Washington orders his men to follow
them. Jeremy mentions the TARDIS is far away. The Doctor mentions Jeremy is
a champion athlete. Jesse mentions the Doctor's pockets being very
deep. The Doctor has something for the boys to eat but not in his pockets.
In these stories I take the TARDIS to be called both THE TARDIS and TARDIS
as it was in the early Hartnell days. This is pure 8th Doctor in my head
but it's not that Doctor, it is some future one. I tend to intersperse his
dialog with some Tom Baker-isms and 4th Doctor talk.

5-Episode 5-PAST IS SMALLER THAN YOU'VE HEARD

Lotsa background: Jeremy was the optimistic one, one who could back up his
mouth with a lot of power, is a kung fu/ju jitsu/self defense master, an
accomplished if just starting out actor. He knows how to sword fight, knife
fight, and plain fight. Yet he was more a lover than a fighter and rarely
used deadly force.  just loved. The Doctor loved him more than anyone could
know and was completely obsessed with him. Whereas Jeremy was tough, he was
also the sensitive one.  Jesse was stubborn, obstinate, caused fights from
which he would need Jeremy's help out of, and was, in all, a wise ass. He
was also completely cute with his green eyes, sing song voice and hip hop
attitude. Jesse was a rising pop star. Jesse was into himself and he knew,
the Doctor knew it and Jeremy knew it. No one, however, could mess with
Jesse without the wrath of Jeremy. Jeremy would protect him no matter
what. Which the Doctor was not sure was a good thing.  Jesse wears purple
and pink sunglasses. A seemingly at first tropical paradise, Flores, a
strange archipelago, east of Java, one of many between Australia and Asia,
which probably broke off. The Doctor thinks it is 18 thousand years
ago. The Doctor's not as tall as either "boy". He acts smug (Pertwee,
Bakers).  There is also a volcano, which the Doctor says has no signs of
going off. Jesse wanders off while Jeremy wonders if they should just go
back in the TARDIS and have some more fun. Jesse wanders off and calls for
Jeremy to protect him, something the Doctor enjoys, since former companions
used to call him.  Jesse is wearing a pink short sleeve shirt. He is facing
a 3 foot tall mini man and woman, historical figures actually, a mini race
was unearthed recently in this spot. Jeremy scoops the Doctor away from the
TARDIS, which is scooped up by a giant mammoth.  Jesse calls to them again,
the Doctor does the Tom Baker joke, "One thing at a time but not in that
order."  The Doctor, upon arriving at the two ancient mini people, believes
they are friendly and warning them against something. A giant komodo dragon
appears over the bushes.  The Doctor does the Troughton-Davison thing,
"When I say run..."  to be continued in Doctor Who Episode Six: Run For
Your Life.  Which the next episosde is not called.  Jeremy noted the Komodo
and Elephant are bigger than they are supposed to be on this island. I
suppose here I was thinking 9th Doctor for some reason but it's not him.
The more casual clothing seems to fit the "me" 38th Doctor. He also likes
to dress up occasionally in oddball outfits like the first 8 Doctors.

6-Episode 6-THE PAST IS STILL THE PAST-

Some versions do not have a title at all. The Doctor uses an amusement park
light toy to scare away the Komodo.  The Doctor reunites with a worried
Jeremy and a consoling Jesse, telling them about times his friends were
wrong about his dying and at other times, they were right about him
dying. Upset over the TARDIS being taken, Jesse mentioned about getting
caught naked and doing it near the Delaware River.  Jesse and Jeremy kiss,
providing an example for the cute cave people to follow. The Doctor has a
tracking device. He contacts K9 who opened the doors to the TARDIS, shot at
the elephant, scaring it. The Elephant dropped the TARDIS, damaging the
console. K9 claims he cannot move TARDIS, it requires human digits or maybe
he's just damaged too. He shuts down to conserve energy, claiming he does
not worry, and he does shut down to avoid telling the Doctor how the
console got damaged. The Doctor recites lines to Jurassic Park.  The boys
think the Doctor is well over 1000 years old, that he acts like a
child. Tardis Computer and K9 claimed the Doctor was a child. The Doctor is
5'5, rants about journeying to the center of the earth, wanting to
straighten out the timeline and history, wants God to come down and do it,
that there's nothing better than acting like a child, and wants to take
them to places where ice cream mts are, where comets fly by at a regular
rate, wants them to meet Willie Wonka, talk to animals like Dr. Dolittle or
with Dr. Dolittle, he wants to see diseases healed, wars stopped, explore
micro worlds of atoms and the like, fly through the sun, meet beings so
unlike humans. Jesse mentions going past the giant rabbits to find the
TARDIS. They move across the island. They came near the wall of a volcano,
the Doctor says it is not going to blow but Jeremy feels he is.  Jesse
sings Beautiful Soul. Jeremy is not as good a dancer as Jesse. While they
have sex, the Doctor thinks about his past companions and experiences with
them: Tegan, Peri, Mel, his regenerations, Rose, his desire to daly with
his male companions but it never seemed the right time or right body, Jamie
and Ben were "pieces" to him, but never in the bodies he was in when he
knew them.  He muses on the Brigidier and the men of UNIT. The events of
Green Death and Invasion of the Dinosaurs and Mike Yates brainwashing by
WOTAN and use by the men who wanted to bring backa dinos and usher in a
Golden Age. He thinks about Harry Sullivan whom he once called an imbecile,
and how he kicked out Sarah Jane, perhaps to protect himself. He didn't
want their friendship ruined by sex. He name checks, Leela, Vardans,
Sontarans. Romana and how she became a real bitch thanks to the Faction
Paradox, the Daleks and the Time Wars. Gases clear up sinuses. He thinks
after 8 more bodies, he disobeyed the rules of time and saved Adric. He
thinks about hot Turlough but feels he never got over the fact that he was
used to try to kill him by the Black Guardian. He thinks about Casey (fan
fic The Case for Casey), what he calls his first boy lover. The cave people
gone, new savages attack with spears. They are 5,6, and 7 feet tall. The
aborgines strip the two boys and take them to stone slabs....with knives
over each of them ready to lower to slay them!

7-Episode 7-Night of Discovery

It is 18 thousand years ago. The tiny cavepeople throw spears to distract
the taller ones. The Doctor uses Venusian Akido, he thinks Venusians had
six arms or eight, Jeremy learned to fight from a private master during
Peter Pan and later on. In the escape, the Doctor gets his stuff back. The
Doctor starts to say when I say run run but Jeremy stops him as another
Komodo attacks. Godzilla and T Rex are mentioned. Jesse shows concern,
which the Doctor mentions--concern for something and someone other than
himself. Jeremy tells him not to tease Jesse. The tiny people will die out
eventually. Jesse wonders if the bigger ones were alerted to the tiny ones
due to their being here. The Doctor doesn't think so. He has to find leaves
for the boys to wear. He has two red thongs on his inside lining of his
jacket--which is for what's really important. The Doctor tells the two that
if they traveled with him for 2000 years they would only age one hour of
their life. He can also drop them back home seconds after he took them and
no one would notice. They have sex. Jeremy wonders about the Doctor and how
strange and alien he is to them. The Doctor laments that the boys could die
out here and it would be his fault. Jeremy tells him they chose this life
or rather he chose them in his deliruim under the Master's trap. The Doctor
reveals the Master is his own son.  He name checks Romana. when Jeremy
thinks he's lost count of his age (as Romana thought he did in Ribos
Operation).  The Doctor calls Jeremy Romana. He thinks he's 1978 or
older. He tells Jeremy he had a wife but not Romana. He promises to let
them see the TARDIS databank back on board to tell them more about
himself. He uses everlasting matches to start a camp fire. Jeremy is from
Kentucky but he's been in LA a long time. Jesse is a NYC boy. Jesse is two
and a half years older than Jeremy. The Doctor tells them he is a bit
psychic. That he and the TARDIS get a bit inside their heads and translate
the local language but sometimes it slips up. The next morning, a giant
bird flies overhead. Later they spot the TARDIS. The volcano erupts. The
taller natives egg on a stampede of lizards, elephants, ostriches, bears,
boars, pigs and other unknown animals. Running for the spotted TARDIS,
Jeremy falls, behind the Doctor. The stampede runs right at him. He yells
for the Doctor!

Episode 8-Day of Recovery

Jesse McCarthy wakes up in his bedroom on Earth. His mom tells him he's to
go on a road trip today. It is 8am. He thinks he had a dream. He thinks of
Washington. He remembers the TARDIS and it spinning. On a large TV screen
he sees Jeremy Sumpter in a movie about Bigfoot (The Sasquash Dumpling
Gang) . He recalls Jeremy nearly caught and run over by a stampede. He
recalls the TARDIS console room, which is like the First Doctor's. There
were columns, chairs stuck to the floor, wicker chairs and baskets,
alcoves. Jesse opens the TARDIS doors. Jeremy is on the set of Peter Pan 2
again and calls for the Doctor to get his ass back to him. The Doctor and
K9 watch them in the Space Time Visualizer Room. The Doctor uses his jacket
to create a swinging rainbow effect (not unlike the colors of the 6th
Doctor's jacket so perhaps it's the same one only colored and textured
differently until needed) to part the stampede. They get into the TARDIS,
tumble, and then have to close the doors before lava gets in. Jesse manages
to do it. Jesse complains about not meeting a dinosaur in the prehistoric
past. The Doctor mentions past dangers such as Washington's men, cannibals,
the volcano, the komodo. Jesse rambles on and mentions the British bastards
that burned down Washington and the White House, mentions Jurassic Park and
the T Rex and the Noseasaurus. Jeremy, back home, threatens to tell the
world about UNIT---K9 told him about UNIT. Jeremy will reveal to the world
about the Doctor unless the Doctor returns for him. K9 also told Jeremy
about Adric, Gallifrey, Time Lords, the Brigidier, Tegan, the Master, and
Omega. He picks up Jeremy again, the boy swinging in on wires from the
movie. He tells him he doesn't want him to die traveling with him. They
have sex. The Doctor tells him they will pick up Jesse and then he wants to
show them Men Fucking, a planet with continents shaped like Men Fucking. K9
knows of it...(sort of like Rose's Women Crying in BOOM TOWN).

9-Episode 9-The Getting To Know You Phase

After cumming with the Doctor, Jeremy uses a warmer on the console to clean
his hands; K9 uses a tractor beam to take the Doctor's cummed on shirt to
the TARDIS cleaner. The Doctor admits he had hypnotized Jeremy and Jesse,
returned them to their correct times and former lives. Jeremy pounds the
Doctor for his bad behavior, teasing again. The Doctor is half human--half
Brit as established in the TV Movie. The TARDIS appears in Jesse's room and
he touches it, realizes it's alive, recalls history, mammoths, komodos, and
cavemen but still no dinosaurs. He also recalls planets, aliens and
monsters. Inside, Jesse punches the Doctor down and curses him. The Doctor
mentions that first a mother slapped him, now a lover---referring to Rose
Tyler's mother Jackie. Jeremy blocks Jesse from harming the Doctor and uses
Adric's line in Castrovalva, to the effect of "No, I won't let you hurt the
Doctor."  Jesse's mother appears briefly. The Doctor does the 9th Doctor's
promo about "if you wanna come with me."  Ghosts from the past, aliens from
the future, the Earth dying in a titanic ball of flame, and the trip of a
life time. TARDIS flies from one time hole to another, from the Earth into
space. The Daleks appear on screen and want to board. The Doctor loses
them. K9 will help the boys learn more about the Doctor. Jesse, born April
9th, 1987, the Doctor knows this and Jeremy's birthday: Feb 5, 1989. The
Doctor knows Jeremy liked playing shirtless, was born in Kentucky home
schooled there. There he liked to play with friends along the cliffs. They
moved to California where Jeremy and his dad swam and surfed nearly every
day in shark infested waters. Jeremy and his dad didn't know there were
more than one shark. When his dad was told by another swimmer, he stopped
taking him there. The Doctor claims it should be the same ith him, he
shouldn't put them in danger.  The Doctor helped Jeremy and his dad escape
so often without them knowing it. Not even K9 knows all the Doctor's
secrets. The Doctor mentions his many enemies that could kill the boys in a
second and that they cannot go back and change time, K9 knows he is
thinking of Adric. Jesse knows the Doctor is a Time Lord, has two hearts
and is from Gallifrey. The Doctor knows many girls broke Jesse's heart and
that he vowed never to act on his gay feelings for fear of his fans
deserting him. Jesse bemoans the fact that he's yet to see one future time
of Earth or one alien planet yet. The TARDIS touches down in a wet cave. A
shadow of a boy passes over it.

10-Episode 10-The Witch's Tit part one

 Spelunker, scientist, archeologist Dr Welcher is in a tight hole in a
cavern in Hellertown, Penn.'s Lost Caverns. He finds a female
something...In the TARDIS, K9 has baked a cake to celebrate the Doctor's
2000th birthday (Romana 1 almost did this in Stones of Blood in a cut
scene) in the Party Room on the Round Table. Jesse sneaks some cake like Dr
Smith in Lost In Space. Jesse mentions he has not yet met Dinosaurs. It is
2005 and Durham Street. They let Jesse emerge first and he sees a fake
giant dino- A T Rex. The Doctor mentions he's seen one up close (Invasion
of the Dinosaurs, and possibly the Silurians, Blood Heat and other New
Adventures, Ace met a dino in a comic text story). Jesse tells the Doctor
not to bring up the danger thing again and also says that meeting a dino
fetish has something to do with his dad. Not sure what that was leading to?
They are all taken with a tall college worker Adam, who worked there when
it was open. Jesse tells Adam the Doctor is a doctor of many things (Sarah
Jane has said this a few times) and is a medical Doctor (Troughton's Doctor
has claimed this and/or almost getting a medical degree, see THE MOONBASE
and others). The Doctor finds two skeletons and a female breast. He says
"fantastic" catch phrase of Doc 9. Turned into a skeleton, Welcher was
pulled out of the hole with the breast and the skeleton, only a day
ago. The Doctor tells them the tit is not human. Adam reveals he's Mormon
from Penn Dutch Country.  Adam has to go back to college soon, the place is
closed since the "accident" but he shows them the interior. He is a
guide. His boss is named Dr. Owen. In a bit of real truth, Adam tells them
ballroom dancing, weddings, and other things went on in the caverns. Jesse
likes dancing, any dancing. The Doctor thinks he's fascinating and touches
his nose. Jesse warns him not to go get rid of him again. A pump gets
rising water out of the cave. Jesse and Jeremy discuss their hurt over
being dumped by the Doctor for their own safety. A boyish ghost appears in
the cave to Adam, Jeremy, and the Doctor and it claims the first skeleton
was his. Jesse follows the others into the cave to warn them that the first
skeleton is moving. The witch appears like a bird of prey and claims the
skeleton, tit, and cave belong to her! It flies through the ghost at all of
them! The URL of the real Lost Caverns in Hellertown, Penn. is given.  Some
sites did not allow the word Tit in the title so it came out with symbols
instead. Notes: Adam is based on a real person, although I don't know the
real person's religion or sexuality, just job and physical description and
yeah, he's hot. Adam is taller than the Doctor, Jesse, and Jeremy, is a
virgin, and later we find he's studying to be a medical doctor. He's much
more calm than any of the other characters, takes the whole Doctor thing in
stride. I so much wanted to make him a regular character but...the future
might bring that.  Notes: I wanted to do a story in the present day which
was scary a kind of IMAGE OF THE FENDAHL and I wanted a female villain who
was really dangerous and powerful and scary, I'm not sure I made that
happen but it veers off into more light heartedness, which is what this
series was originally and sometimes maintains in the future storylines.

11-Part 11-The Witch's Breast part one

I don't know what I was trying to say with the titles and different
parts. This is the storyline of the Witch's Tit part two but I guess I was
trying to throw everyone off with the different words and parts. Silly.
Using Jesse's key the witch enters the TARDIS with Jesse and Jeremy in two
under her power. The two skeletons come along and bring the tit with
them. Adam cradles the waking up Doctor who Tom Baker-like tells him to
remain calm even though he already is calm. Adam misreads the TARDIS sign
as Pubic. He goes to college, he tells the Doctor. The witch is some kind
of ancient demi god--an alien called a Caloraianfacukyoumeism. K9 fires a
shot at her, as she draws energy from the TARDIS, which is beating like a
heart. This makes her and the boys vanish. The Doctor calls K9 a bad
dog. Adam makes him forgive K9 when he does. The Doctor calls K9 half man's
best friend. They follow her to the time she first arrived in...when some
other alien knew about her powers and cut off her mammary gland.  She
intends to put Jesse and Jeremy in her place as a sacrifice for what
happened to her.  As the witch and two skeletons watch, a boy named Wil,
his grandfather and father come upon Jesse and Jeremy having hypnotic sex
in the woods. It is Pennsylvania Dutch Country in 1681. Adam takes
everything in the Doctor's world in stride and calm. He is tall and
blond. He says, because the Doctor likes to hear it, that the TARDIS is
bigger on the inside than the outside.  The Doctor comments on the comment
that Jeremy is a blasphemer, "You would have thought he said he were half
human!"  Adam and the Doctor, to avoid changing time, return to the TARDIS
and change clothes for the trial. At the trial, the witch walks in and Adam
notices that she is now flesh and blood again!

12-Episode 12-The Witch's Mammary Gland part 3

To prove to William Penn who they are, the Doctor uses a psychic scroll. He
uses the name John Smith which others Doctors have used in the past
including 2,3, and 10. The Doctor tells Adam he's half British on his
mother's side. The Doctor argues someone else is pulling the strings on his
boys. Dud is Wil's father. Wil jerks off as he watches the trial from an
slightly open door. Adam appeals the judge and the witch separately and
kindly. The witch is impressed by this honest boy. The verdict as read by
Penn: hanging and burning.  As Jesse and Jeremy are about to be killed,
Adam and the Doctor plan to go back to the original timeline to see who cut
off her boob. The villain reveals himself before they can do this. The
Doctor figured out the witch was an innocent female alien who came to help
the settlement, was punished for a crime, and the boob had her life force
containment in it. Cutting it off put her in a static suspension until the
spelunker found it. Adam tells the Doctor he just told the real villain: a
9 year old Master! Trapped I the Eye of Harmony, he sucked any life forces
in there. He felt all the Time Lords die and sucked their life forces. He's
dressed like Emma Peel and has the Tissue Eliminator Compressor. That can
now shrink just some body parts. He can't hold his form for long and
reverts to other Master forms. He needs the witch's energy. He becomes
among other things, the Eric Roberts Master and Adam notes he looks like
Eric Roberts and the Curse of Fatal Death Masters. When the witch shows, K9
does as well and takes the Tissue Weapon, the Master claiming he should
have put the dog to sleep years ago. Originally, the witch healed the
father who was shot by the grandfather as the son watched. When the trio
left, the Master knifed her, took her boob and went back to his TARDIS but
found her mate there. He destroyed the Master's TARDIS and put her life
energy in the cut off boob--he could not put it back into her body. The
Master dropped the boob trying to save is own time machine. It was found by
the boy Wils and hidden. It was found and another boy, the skeleton boy,
when he was human hid it in the caves in the 1930s as a college prank. It
was found there by the Professor in the present. When the Prof touched it,
he gave it the energy it needed. Now if she has Jeremy and Jesse sacrificed
in her place, she believes time will repair. The Doctor tells her it does
not work that way. The two boys come out of their hypnotic
state...talk...just as the trap door is pulled and the fire lit beneath
them!

13-Episode 13-K9 Takes the Piss Out-With pleading from Adam, the guard
gives the Doctor the gun, and the Doctor shoots the ropes on his two
lovers; K9 pisses on the fire. Adam catches the boys. The Doctor calls the
TARDIS, the Ship, something out of the early Hartnell stories. At the
Tardis, he steals the boob from the witch while she talks to her mate about
taking on a new body. The Doctor uses it, saying, "You want moves, Jesse,
how bout these for moves," in reference to the 9th Doctor in THE DOCTOR
DANCES. He uses it to bring the boy Joey back from skeletal form, Joey
wearing a short cut shirt and the Master tells them this boy stole the boob
from him in the 1930s. The Doctor also uses it to bring the Professor back,
"Everybody lives, Adam, Everybody lives" in reference to the same story. He
also references Ace, calling her Ace, and that she used to call him
Professor. Adam tells the Doctor he's rambling. The aliens go in glowing
greatness. The Doctor says something from MY COUSIN VINNIE about if he does
not leave now he might never be able to. The Doctor calls the Master his
son, his father, and his brother and hugs him. When the Master threatens
his friends, the Doctor opens the door and ushers them all inside ala Tom
Baker's LOGOPOLIS urging to Adric, Nyssa and Tegan in the end of Part
3. The Doctor's always told the Master to lock his doors before someone
snuck in and saw him doing nasty things to himself. Before leaving the
Master, the Doctor refers to a tribe in the prehistoric past and calls the
Master mother. The Penn group sees the Master bang on the TARDIS as he
vanishes and call him a witch.  The Doctor refers to Pertwee talking to
Benton about the TARDIS interior being bigger but tells the Prof not to say
it, everybody else does. Joey took the boob from the Master's cabinet (a
TARDIS) during a college stunt in 1931.  Joey says the Master's Tardis was
not as homey or lived in but the Doctor's TARDIS likes him so the Doctor
tells him Joey is allowed to stay as long as he likes. The Prof sits in a
wicker chair. The Doctor has to check the TARDIS in a play on the "not you,
the TARDIS" that Tom Baker once did with Romana in HORNS OF NIMON but this
time about checking bottoms. The Doctor sees the boob made the TARDIS more
efficient and does the eyes rolling thing Tom Baker did in ARMGEDDON FACTOR
about having absolute power over everything. He goes to drop it in the Eye
Of Harmony on board (TV Movie). Jesse does Sarah Jane from HAND OF FEAR
when he says Ahh but what. The Doctor admits he has tons of secrets that
even he doesn't recall some of them. He tells his friends he took the DNA
from Ben and Jamie and made a clone android flesh thing maid called
Benjijamie. That is who put out all the new furniture and trinkets.  Joey
is in college in 1931; Jesse claims that makes him the mental age of a
junior high school student in his time; Jeremy tells him he's going to get
a slap ala Rose in THE LONG GAME. While Jesse takes Joey and The Prof on
the tour, along with Adam; Jeremy watches the Doctor drop the boob in the
Eye. The Doctor tells him the Master used some of the dead Gallifreans and
some of them Time Lords to take on their life forms or forces. Benjijamie
puts out a golden hat stand. Jesse figures out Joey is not a rich kid, and
that Joey must be lying. In 1931 they will find out why...

14-XMAS WINTER SOLSTICE INTERLUDE-while the guests are taking a bath and
some hot food...in that order the Doctor hopes, Jesse asks the Doctor to
take him back to his time where he asks if he does some good. It was a
Christmas celebration for orphans who do not have homes yet and are not yet
adopted. Jesse performs there on stage. Jesse wore a green velvet jacket
from the Third Doctor and a Christmas flavored Fourth Doctor scarf from
Madam Nostradamus who knitted many for him. Jesse had a Newsies cap
on. Jesse, for this moment, dyed his hair brown and sang Beautiful
Soul. During the singing, the Doctor realizes he is in love with Jesse, who
would go home from time to time. A few sentences occur after the TBC. The
Doctor had the time and place spot on, it was live TV. Winter Solstice or
Christmas...

15-Chapter 15-Jeremy writes in a diary: Jeremy writes in a diary, "Dear
diary, today we visited William Penn's colony in some 1681 colony. The
witch is gone now, some lover of her's convinced her it was better to live
as an energy being than as a flesh and blood being. We saw the Doctor use
the tit to reanimate flesh onto Professor Welcher and the boy Joey...Joey
claimed he was from a college in Leigh High I think...and he stole the boob
from the Master. It was the Master who admitted that part was true...and
the Master was left in a boy body in 1681 with a crowd of angry settlers on
his case...Jesse and the Doctor figured out that he was really not one of
the privileged few who went to college in 1931, so we think he's lying to
us about something...we're now headed to that time to return him...with the
Professor and Adam also on board the TARDIS...oh and yeah we also quite
inadvertently and inconsequentially found out about a mixed breed clone
made from the DNA of Ben and Jamie, two of the Doctor's former male
companions that were sexy as hell from what I could tell from the TARDIS
records...named Benjamie or something like that...but that doesn't really
matter much..."  As the TARDIS appears, Jesse, Jeremy, and Adam have sex;
Jeremy has a nine incher. The Doctor, as in the past, coaxes the TARDIS to
appear, telling it it can do it and calling it old girl. Jesse tells Adam
it was not just meaningless sex. The Master's nickname is the Asster
according the boys, especially Adam. Jeremy tells him he can stay with them
if he wants and that they both love him. Joey, the Prof, and the Doctor are
almost hit by traffic as they emerge from the TARDIS in Bethlehem,
Pennsylvania in 1931. The Doctor moves the TARDIS. Jesse asks Adam to say
he'll do what he did to him again ala Grace in the TV MOVIE of 1996. The
Doctor and the Prof go on about the value of tea ala SHADA and one of the
7th Doctor audios, SHADOW OF THE SCOURGE. When they moved the TARDIS, Joey
ran out. The Doctor complains he didn't even say thanks ala Tegan and Adric
in CASTROVALVA. The Doctor, when shoving Joey back into the TARDIS, planted
a homing device which he changed to a tracking device on Joey's shirt
collar. Joey has sneaked out. The Doctor makes a joke about Jeremy being bi
which he's not and Jeremy says he's going to get a smack, ala THE LONGEST
GAME.  Welcher stays to drink more tea and be waited on by Benjijamie (or
however that's spelled). The Doctor has a small model of the Liberty Bell
to ring to call Benjamie. Jesse, Adam, The Doctor, and Jeremy go past the
Lehigh River to find Joey. It is the start of the Great Depression and
almost 7pm and still sunny, possibly summer. The Doctor claims to have
excellent hearing and hears Jesse whisper to Adam about the Doctor's not
having exactations on landing the TARDIS. At the factory/workhouse fence,
Jeremy uses the laser pen (Sixth Doctor? Tomorrow People?) to cut in. Jesse
tries to apologize to Jeremy who usually does not lose his temper, Jeremy
apologizes. They at the Steel Mill, the workings of which helped the Allies
win WW2.  The Doctor wants Jesse and Jeremy to wait outside while he and
Adam sneak in. The Doctor looks for the sonic screwdriver and finds Jesse's
and his dildo, the sonic screwdriver deeper in his pockets due to the time
warpage. He finds it and he's always telling Jesse that will do just as
well...Jesse and Jeremy feel each other up, outside while waiting. Adam and
the Doctor find a room full of weapons. Adam guesses that one of them is
not of Earth. He's correct. The Doctor tells him not to think that Earth
still doesn't hold surprises for even him. The device can throw the Earth
into another universe, dimension or time but it can also make large hordes
of men blink out. Adam thinks this will cause the unions or workers to
vanish and not cause the Great Depression to get worse. They face Joey and
the male Rani, who looks like Jamie Barber from the new BATTLESTAR
GALACTICA. Jesse and Jeremy come in, warning that a large group of men are
coming with guns...the Doctor calls the Rani his second best enemy. Rani is
holding a black tong device on them, is dressed in leather thong and boots.

16-Chapter 16-Adam thinks the Rani's plan for sleep deprivation for the
beings on Miasimia Goria (MARK OF THE RANI) is stupid. Jesse proves he's
read the TARDIS files by saying the female Rani was a stuck up bitch.  The
Rani and the Docotor talk in the past, present and future tenses. The Rani
was here to steal the breast just as the Master was. Joey was going to
bring men here to find the weapon so the men could arrest Grace but he
didn't do that. The Rani throws Joey to the Doctor. Joey interfered with
the breast plan. Using the device, the Rani threw her planet Miasimia
Goria, which houses her slaves she made of the people there, into another
universe to save it from any time change that may result.  Rani left it
here so that Joey or Grace or someone would use to change the future and/or
get Grace into trouble and change Earth's future: maybe making the Nazis
win WW2. Rani fears that humankind will move out into space and beyond. He
wants to be rid of them. When Adam calls this plan stupid also, Rani
threatens Adam with the tong device which can rip out his tongue. Rani
allows Jeremy to speak because Jeremy is so cute. Joey hides behind
Jeremy. Doctor throws the device at the Rani, knocking the tongs
down. Grabbing the tongs, Adam asks why he is doing this. Doctor figures
the Rani can pose as a Nazi and experiment on humans. The slaves on her
planet are a lot like Earth humans.  If Grace and the factory were brought
down thanks to having weapons in here to use against Unions, the war
against Germany might have gone differently. To escape, the Rani will the
device to move the Earth, the Doctor telling them that it's been done
before ala THE MYSTERIOUS PLANET part of TRIAL OF A TIME LORD. The Rani
yells "spack off!" to them in Tom Baker's famous DESTINY OF THE DALEKS on
screen blooper. Eugene Gifford Grace and 20 men burst in, along with Joey's
father. Joey's father wanted to make a union. Doctor mentions that Fortune
Magazine mentioned that Hitler would envy Grace's workmanship. He read
about Grace in Fortune Magazine in June 1941 and NY Times Magazine of 1924.
When Joey found the weapons that Grace had stockpiled, Grace agreed to send
Joey to college to keep quiet. Grace defers that he has a right to defend
his capital (money). And Joey's father would be treated well. Joey came
back to see if Grace moved the weapons and that was when the Rani saw
him. Grace would have kept his word. Now he will have them all shot as
tresspassers on his land...

17-Chapter 17-Jeremy wants to kick Grace's ass but can't change
time. Jesse's thoughts are just about getting laid. By anyone: Doctor,
Jeremy, Adam, Joey, the Rani, and maybe even Joey's dad! Joey`s dad jumps
in front of a gun that is pointed Joey who jumped infront of a gun aimed at
the Doctor and Joey's dad is shot and killed. The Doctor tries to stall by
asking to say goodbye to the Rani, saying he was once his...Adam helps the
stall, saying the two were in love. Jeremy cries for Joey's dad while Jesse
holds Joey, who is 18. The Rani is 19 inches. The Doctor uses the sonic
screwdriver on the device from which he is able to send a pulse to disable
the guns. The guns will explode if they try to fire them---Jesse starts to
say something about exploding when pulling. Jeremy knocks some men down,
telling the Doctor he never kills. When Grace asks for a truce, the Doctor
repeats it and throws a fit like the 6th Doctor. He says Grace reminds him
of a terrorist group he once stopped and tells him history doesn't allow
him to do more to Grace. Jeremy and Adam fight the men, Jeremy staying
behind a bit longer. The Rani jumps into a crate, which is really his
TARDIS. Dogs chase them all but Jeremy pulls a flute from the Doctor's
jacket and soon has the dogs calm and the Doctor as well calmed them using
a Venusian lullaby, ala CURSE OF and MONSTER OF PELADON, the Doctor petting
the dogs.  The Doctor mentions it worked on Aggedor the beast of
Peladon. Everyone escapes through the hole in the fence. More men come with
guns fished from someplace else.  Running into the TARDIS, Jesse makes a
bathroom call, Jeremy wants a booty call, and Joey calls the Doctor Doc,
which he tells him not to. Welcher greets everyone. He's met Benjamie and
had tea. Jeremy and Jesse have sex on the toilet. Later back in the
present, The Doctor tells Joey, Adam, and Prof. Welcher there is always a
place for them on the TARDIS, Welcher perhaps most of all. Welcher tells
Adam and Joey that they can come live with him at the college, he has some
money and has a wife. He and his wife could never have children even though
she always wanted sons. Is he gay and she a lesbian? Possibly. Adam's
decided to finish college before traveling with the Doctor. He wants to
become a doctor. The Doctor tells him he made it a few times himself. If
they had done anything to Grace, the Nazis would have won. The Doctor
believes in karma and believes fully in an afterlife, and claims to have
told the boys that already. Jeremy laments that the other 3 that just left
TARDIS have lives. Jesse admits that sometimes he wants to go home. The
Doctor sets the console. Jesse says he never got to see a dinosaur. Jeremy
calls the TARDIS, the Ship ala the early Hartnell stories. Both boys want
to stay but they also miss their lives, their families, jobs. They want to
stay though. The Doctor tells them that he wants what they want. He tells
them he can drop them off a few seconds after he picked them up. He also
tells them that traveling in aboard the TARDIS makes them almost as
immortal as he is. They age one day if they stay one year. The Doctor opens
the observation windows on the ceiling/roof ala THE TV MOVIE. When they
both ask where to now, he says, "Second to the right and straight on till
tomorrow!"

18-Chapter 18-The TARDIS goes from blue vortex to red. Not all the times
they travel in are the Doctor's past. He explains that sometimes they can
change the past, time can sometimes correct itself. Sometimes there are
great changes and a person, even an expert like him, can never be sure. He
mentions the Ravagers and his people. He is not too sure but he believes
all his people are gone now. Some versions of his people are around in time
and space. If they tried to save Joey's dad, time might correct itself so
that he died anyway. In the past, they exit, naked as the Doctor told them
to strip. All three are naked, floating in a red mist in something that is
not a planet in the Earth sense of the word. A total relaxation tech, it
exists in past, present and future. With them are energy beings, no one
knows how these things exist but they do. The Doctor mentions this place is
more relaxing than the Eye Of Orion and mentions it smells like Rose. He
corrects himself and says roses. Jeremy thought of his parents, his first
surfboard, his first shark sighting, his first Christmas, his siblings, 2
sisters and his younger brother--he may also have an older one. He thought
of his Italian friend Marisa's family and Sunday dinners they had. He
thought of Marisa's Uncle Chase who vanished one day and somehow knew that
it was the real Peter Pan that took him. This is a mention of another story
of mine PETER PAN AND ME.  The Doctor tells him most fiction is just the
vibrations of other worlds, universes, and realms intruding on the thoughts
of writers, mostly positive but sometimes negative.  Jesse thinks of his
song and feels great. His dick tastes like a candy cane. The Doctor
mentions the places they can go to and the people they can do and hobnob
with, the beings they can meet, there's so much to do. They share a dream:
Jesse's house for dinner; then to Marisa's house for Christmas Dinner. The
boys realize no one there knew they were gay and it made them sad. The
Doctor tells them not to rush into things about this. Jesse from the dream
wakes up in the wicker chair in the console room. The place has no
panic. The Doctor tells them they may have to decide what to tell their
families. Jesse realizes he never thought about what if he never wants to
go back to his life and live normally. They land in a future time, not far
future and find the TARDIS is in a garbage disposal unit on a vast space
station. Jesse sucks on a lollipop. He was supposed to take them to a time
after all the problems, 10674 and thought he succeeded but now seeing more,
he believes it to be around 2649 around the time the Earth Empire
expanded. Earth became polluted so people built Overcities above cities,
contained the immigrants somewhat in them, and built space stations and
Oxygen factories. He also mentions undercities. Jeremy mentions the console
room chair and 1 million BC. The Doctor says, "I love boys."  They are in a
huge crowd of people. Adjudicators come. The Doctor asks them if they know
Chris Cwej (who graduated in 2974) or Roz Forrester. The OverCities, Chris
and Roz are from the DW novels. They are arrested under the law of
President Shrub because they showed love for each other. Members of the
crowd shout pro gay slogans trying to help them. One of the guards makes
Jeremy's gaydar go off. He asks what year it is. It is 2782, a time the
Doctor says is one of the most prejudiced times in Earth's future...only
the Doctor didn't know how it was prejudiced...against gays. All three
shall be castrated...

19-Chapter 19-The Doctor asks about the tv show on the screens. It is a
show about the Medic, a time traveler with his companion Jayce, a shape
shifter. The Doctor thinks that is very Space: 1999 second season. He
wonders if Margaret Blaine, a Slitheen wrote this. It is Margie Lowpay whom
the Doctor knows. She once tried to write a story of his life using just a
summary style. The Doctor told her he once finished some of Shakespeare's
plays (also a musician, Pulcini whom Grace from the 1996 DOCTOR WHO TV
MOVIE liked and listened to the music of) and apparently she became jealous
and hates the Doctor. The Doctor tells the others that not even fools on
Deep Space Boredom or Deep Sleep Mine talk like that. They are taken to a
room with muscle men (a black man, Asian, Irish, Italian), the 5th one is
blond and nude who is the President Shrub's right hand man. At first, they
wondered if he was the Rani or the Master. The government does not allow
gay action of any kind.  They will castrate Jesse and Jeremy but not the
Doctor. The Earth President Shrub knows of the Doctor via UNIT and
Torchwood and he has uses for the Doctor. The men man a machine and fire
lasers that will hit Jesse and Jeremy and castrate them!

20-Episode 20-The Future Is Ours To See-The Doctor asks to be alone with
his two lovers. The Doctor fantasizes about what it would be like if the
two boys had their dicks cut off and how he would get them out as they
recover, for he used his own cum to put their dicks back on! It is noted
that Jesse shaves his pubes off, usually. He snaps out of the fantasy and
takes 2 mirrors out of his pocket as the lasers fire and he throws it at
the lasers which free his two friends. The Doctor uses the laser to block
the guards from them, mentioning he learned this trick from Adric as the
gateway (WARRIOR'S GATE). Strange English is mentioned, almost syllabic as
is from THE MUTANTS.  As they flee into the hallways and crowds, the guards
follow. The Doctor notices chutes like those on UFO's Shado Moonbase. They
go down separate holes as guards fire lasers down the holes after
them. Jesse gets hit by a man in a red jumpsuit who first asked if he were
gay. Also naked, Jeremy lands in a small spacecraft that launches him
toward Earth...and a computer voice tells him to enjoy his last moments.
The Doctor wonders about the future and population control. The Doctor uses
psychic paper to men who arrive. He poses as an inspector for Space Force
Two, the President's spacecraft. The Doctor claims here to have built Space
Force Two but not One. He also mentions they know what happened to Space
Force One, "The Daleks and all that."  The Sergeant he meets is called
Benton. Coming down the holes are another form of suicide which the
government encourages. In a control room on the station, two men, Connery
and Moore, control things. They think gay terrorists have put something in
a garbage bay and eject all the garbage into space, there's so much junk in
space no one will notice. The blond man who hit Jesse climbed up the hole
while also putting his red jumpsuit on him. A Swiss man and an India man
capture him and bring him to Moon Shuttle Pertwee 1000. He is going to be
put on the Moon as the escaped prisoner they think he is. On the shuttle,
Jesse meets Nigel, another prisoner. Jesse realizes on his home planet, his
home town---he's still very much closeted. On board are gay prisoners, many
as young as 13 and 14. Von, the pilot is a mix of African American, Navajo
and British. Someone slits his co pilot's throat. A guard named Indo, tells
Jesse there are 100 prisoner friends of his on board and only 12 guards,
bragging they don't need more.  The seats they are locked into can be
electrified. On Space Force Two, which pulls out the station, an aide of
the President named Tamson, tells the Doctor they are headed for Mars.
Indo tells Jesse to get a long last look at Earth, his term is life. Jesse
says, ala BLAKE'S SEVEN's first episode ending, "No. No, I'm coming back."
From a window he sees Earth but also sees Jeremy shooting by in the small
craft and he spots TARDIS hanging in space amid space garbage, ejected from
the bay! Cue Blake's7 end theme song.


21-Flight of Speed--this is a play or reversal of one of the Doctor Who
novel titles Speed of Flight.