Date: Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:23:56 -0500
From: J
Subject: Previously on Doctor Who, Jesse and Jeremy

"Inside the TARDIS. Inside TARDIS. That box will help me. I'm generating.
Not regenerating but generating. Inside the ship, I'm at the edge of
destruction but I can be rescue..." I passed out.

Jesse heaved me up. Younger than I, he was taller and looked stronger if a
bit fey. He was nicely built. He tugged under my arms and my front was
facing to the TARDIS as I awoke again at his gentle, yet macho touch. We
were in darkness and as his mates tried to follow him, the doors slammed
shut.

"Play it like Peter would."

He stood up and started to argue with the director but as he strode toward
him, the blue box appeared, door open and Jeremy walked right inside it.

Jeremy jerked up and yelled, "What the fuck are you two doing? I was on a
set making a movie! And...where the hell is this?"

Jeremy looked into my eyes. "Hello," I smiled.

Jeremy looked at me, staring and then crawled over my body, "He's burning
up."

"What?" Jesse asked, "What does he need?"

K9 instructed: "He needs love...transfer of bio data causing cold burn
out."

Jesse cocked his head, "What does that mean? It doesn't make any sense."

"In order for him to survive, he will need...the human touch."

"Yes," the Doctor turned to say this to George, "It would." He smiled.  The
General smiled. "And that's what they aren't expecting."

"A madman," Washington stood for the first time since the Doctor arrived. "
There will be danger of freezing to death."

"Two may die," the Doctor said, meeting him face to face, "And some feet
might get frozen...but it can succeed in the dead of night!"

"Let's prepare, Major Wilkerson!"

The black man handed the boys over to the soldiers.

"Doctor, you obviously know these, these boys."

"Yes Mister Washington."

"And do I take it they were having ...uhm, relations?"

"Yes."

"Hang them. All three."

"What?" Jeremy said and pulled loose from his holder and elbowed him in the
face, "I don't think. I've had enough."

Jesse also pulled loose, "Yeah, Doctor, you said no rough stuff on the
locales in case we hurt them and change time some how but this..."

The man that had been Jeremy pulled a pistol on him and shoved it in the
area just between his eyes. Jeremy crossed his eyes.

"DOCTOR COME HERE AT ONCE!" Jesse was facing a small man and woman. They
were obviously pre historic and even older. But they were waving spears at
his middle...for that was as high as they could reach. They were three feet
tall. Jesse put his hands up.

Jeremy was scooping his arm to encompass the shorter Doctor away from the
TARDIS, which in its turn was being scooped up by a giant mammoth. Tusks
held the long blue box in it and the beast ran with it, as Jeremy had
shoved the Doctor away from the area, just to be plunged down toward a crag
in the rock footing. The elephantine beast's legs on the left side just
missed them.

The Doctor looked up, "Too right. I think they are friendly, warning us
against something..."

Jesse frowned, "Something? Like what?"

"Like that!" Jeremy pointed up. From over the trees, a giant komodo dragon
rose its head up and pushed through the flora. "It's bigger than it's
supposed to be!"

"Yes!" The Doctor said, "When I say run..."

The Komodo charged the Doctor and his friends, only the friends were not
watching. They were running. The Doctor stood his ground, "Magnificent
beast, innit?" He reached into his leather jacket pockets, quickly
searching for something within each, babbling as he did so. "Very, very
fast. Extremely poisonous bites and...oh here it is!!!!" The Doctor whipped
out a child's toy, one that seemed to amuse children at carnivals, feasts
and amusement parks. He held it by a small nozzle stick and whirled it. A
light flashed from it at the same time as a loud blaring sound. Held
skyward, it made the komodo blink and hesitate. The giant lizard,
irritated, turned sideways and tore into some more trees.

Jeremy whispered, "Who's that? What's he talkin about, do you know?"

Jesse nodded, "Doctor what the fuck?"

"WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!"

Jesse started to sing his song BEAUTIFUL SOUL. As he sang he looked at both
the Doctor, who put his head down in embarrassment, and Jeremy, who held
his head up and smiled at Jesse. Jesse moved, at one point, during the
song, to Jeremy and put his hand on Jeremy's chin.

Three of the biggest natives came to stand over each of them. They raised
stone knives over each of them. Knives which would be plunged into their
bellies....The Doctor looked up, "This is it, boys, I do believe they want
our navels for some magic and also...our intestines and entrails to be used
for something we'd rather not know....it seems we're to be gutted...like
fish..."

Since the Doctor was partly psychic and could read simple minds, the boys
were wide eyed in horror that this was to be so...and they all saw the
knife overhead each of them...rise up to the pinnacle of respective
native's reach...and then start to quickly lower for the death plunge.."I'm
sorry boys! It will be painful and take a long time to die!"

Jesse stared in defiance and spit up at his killer. Jeremy closed his
eyes. The Doctor just stared coldly upward, tears inching out his eyes for
his two boyfriends...the knives descended!

"Brought about by one of many who hate me...the Master...one of my own
people. And he worst of all is my own son..."

"Doctor..."

"What?"

"The Master....is your..."

"Son, that's right Jere, my son. The Master is my own son."

"I...you've been married?"

"I'm over 1978 I think..."

"I'm from Kentucky, Doctor, Jesse's a New York City boy."

"You've been in LA a long time though, Jeremy, don't tell me..."


A tribe of those taller natives were egging on a stampede. Elephants, a few
lesser sized lizards, non-Komodo lizards, giant rabbits, even sabre
tooth-like tigers, large flightless birds like ostriches, a few lesser wild
bears, boars, pigs, and animals that defied description. They were all on
their way toward the time travelers. Jesse was ahead of everyone and almost
at the TARDIS. The Doctor was in between them but turned to find Jeremy,
who passed him by. "The natives, they've found us and in revenge, they've
started a stampede!" The natives were using torches, home made whips of
plants, even spears to get the animals to move at them.

Jeremy tripped and the Doctor running backward, his face toward the
stampede, his back toward the TARDIS, didn't see him fall. Jeremy turned
onto his back, "Doctor!" He put his arms over his face, "Doctor!"  Hundreds
of animals came right at him! He screamed!

Jesse, at the door of the TARDIS, had his key out but turned to see what
was happening and began to run back to help. The Doctor, half turned toward
him, half at Jeremy as he ran back to help, yelled, "NO! Stay where you are
and get that damned door open!"

Jesse shook his head and decided not to argue...for once. He fumbled at the
door lock and was amazed at how easily it opened this time.

"DOCTOR!" Jeremy stood in the middle of a movie set, where he was playing
Peter Pan again, having returned to find Wendy, having gotten stuck in
London this time and having been stuck growing up. That explained why the
actor had grown so since the first Peter Pan in 2003, well he filmed it
over 2002 and 2003 in Australia. No one else was there for it was early and
the crew had their vacation day. A whole day. Jeremy woke early and came to
the set to try to remember more fully what happened to him. "GET YOUR ASS
BACK HERE NOW! AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!" Jeremy had a very good memory, just
short of photogenic and some day he hoped it would be photogenic. He
remembered everything right away. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME BACK HERE WITHOUT
ME WANTING TO BE! YOU FUCKER!"  "That stampede....I thought for sure..."

"Yeah well, that lava was just on the other side. You could have been..."

"Shot by Washington's men."

"What?"

The Doctor looked at them, "Eaten by cannibals."

"Doctor..." Jeremy rose up from helping Jesse stand. "What are you on
about?"

"Or swallowed whole by a giant komodo..."

Jesse didn't catch the implication but Jeremy did. Jesse went over to the
Doctor and slapped a hand on his back, taking the leather jacket in the
other hand, "I want to try this on. Besides..." he looked up at the
viewscreen as the mammals were taken over by a sea of lava, "Oh very
nice...bad TV..." the imaged vanished. "Still, there we were in the
prehistoric past and not one dinosaur...when I am gonna get to see my
dinosaur. Any dinosaur..."

"You may not live to tell the tale."

"I don't' care, Doctor, I mean it. I wanna see a dinosaur..."


Jeremy looked upward, "If you don't come here right now...I will tell them
about UNIT."

The Doctor dropped his sarcastic look. "That is more a problem than the
world knowing about me or actually thinking you were a nutter....K9, how'd
he even know about my liaison with UNIT?"

K9 just floated.

"K9!"

"He asked for information, Master. It was just conversation."


"Thanks. I wonder what else he knows."

"A great deal, Master. He knows about Gallifrey, the Time Lords, the
Brigidier, the Master, Omega, Tegan, Adric..."

"Stop!" The Doctor put a hand up, "That's enough to bury the world in time
messes from now to the end of time..."

Jeremy went up to the tower where they made Peter Pan "fly". It was a
trapeze type wire thing. With no one there, he could do what he
wanted. Well, he did anyway even when they were here. He would just go
jumping off, trying different things and the men who held the wires that
saved his life, even if they were off taking in lunch, would have to come
running to grab the wires to stop him killing himself or crippling
himself. He didn't mean to do this, it was just his enthusiasm for the
part. That was mostly during the first Peter Pan movie. Now, he knew not to
do this much. But sometimes he couldn't help himself. It was like he was
never away. But he had been. Away. The TARDIS. Vast rooms. Vaster
sex. Jesse. The Doctor. K9. George Washington. The Master's trap. Little
cavemen, friendly. Giant monster lizards. Unfriendly natives, more human
than the tiny cave people. Volcanoes. Stampedes. And...then he was
here. Tears threatned to force their way out. He wondered what other
adventures he and the Doctor and Jesse had had before the Doctor hypnotized
him and probably Jesse too and unceremoniously dropped them off mere
seconds after he picked them up. To him it was almost a dream. Now, it was
a nightmare. Tears dripped. Without them. "Doctor, damn you, if you don't
come back..." He swung out on the wires...and into the open TARDIS doors.

"I'm right here." The Doctor caught him in his arms and they pressed
together. They could feel each other's dicks pressing between their
bodies. "I'm right here..."

Jeremy buried his head into the Doctor's chest, which was difficult for the
Doctor was shorter than he was. "Why?"

"I don't ....I don't know...I don't want you to die with me."

"Cum on, let's go get Jesse! Then I want to show you Men Fucking..."

"Doctor?"

"It's the name of a planet with continents shaped like ..."  K9 finished,
"Men fucking..."

"Hey, Doc!" Jesse drew back his right fist and Jeremy, knowing this would
be Jesse's reaction and having no real desire to stop him, flinched, shut
his eyes again and waited. Jesse punched the Doctor right on the chin and
the Doctor flew back. "You fucking bastard! Don't ever do that to me ..."

"US, did it to me too," Jeremy said, now in a sailor's striped shirt and
white pants.

"Get up, you fucker!" Jesse said and lurched into the TARDIS doors. He made
for the Doctor but Jeremy blocked him. "Get outta my way, Jer."

"NO, Jesse, that's enough," Jeremy smiled and put his hands out.

"But..." Jesse was thrown off by this. "But....you know what he did? To
both of us?"

"Yeah," Jeremy laughed, "But...he meant well."

The Doctor rose and nursed his chin. "First a mother slapped me, now a
son. I don't know what time and space traveling is coming to."

Jesse pointed, "The next time you decide to dump me..."

"Listen," Jeremy said as the Doctor tried to talk.

"I did it for your own good. Stay with me, you can both end up dead!"

"It's my choice to end up dead," Jesse said as Jeremy turned around. "Now,
get outta my way..."

Jeremy turned back to him, "No. I won't let you harm the Doctor any
more. The first one he deserved but...why so violent?"

Jesse calmed a bit, "I know you can stop me if you want to. All those
fucking karate and wing chun moves and whatnot...but just let me get one
more in, you know for both of us."

Jeremy chuckled, "Well..."

"Jeremy..." The Doctor gasped, upset.

"Aw, I'm only kidding," Jeremy smiled and hugged Jesse, "Welcome back,
Jesse!"

Jesse was hugged and looked over Jeremy's shoulder. He eyed the Doctor, who
didn't want to keep eye contact. The Doctor came up to them both and
separated them. "Doctor," Jesse said, seriously.

"No wait, you wanna come with me? I mean you both didn't get the chance to
think it over."

"We needed to save your life and we were well, drawn to it and to you."

"Jeremy, that could have been the TARDIS, it could have been my own
pheromones, Time Lord sexuality allows for the lure of others to try to
help us in times of crisis..."

Jesse put a hand on his own chin, "And...and you think that that's what
made us come on board?"

"No," Jeremy said, "I may have but I didn't stay on board for that
reason. It was one reason, simple and earnest...Doctor, you. You and
knowing Jesse. I love you both."

"And I you and you," The Doctor said, "Chin punching not withstanding..."

"I'm not sorry about that," Jesse said, "Next time you think of trying to
get me off here, this is my home...next time, you just ask..I'd gladly
chuck it all...boyfriends, girl friends, fans, family, music career...I'd
chuck it all in for you and him."

"You really want to come with me? Wanna huh?" The Doctor moved to the other
side of the console and started it going again. The hum came up and the
grinding groaning sound of the TARDIS gave way to the dematerialization
sound of loud energy. Jesse's mom was knocking on his door, wondering what
that sound was.

"Are you doing that again? I'll come back with your cell phone in a moment
then, finish up, dear and stop leaving it in the clothes to be washed."

"Then if you want to come with me," The Doctor looked down, tears in his
eyes, "For me...then I should warn ya...you'll see lots of things...ghosts
from the past...aliens from the future....the end of the Earth in a titanic
ball of flame...it isn't safe, it won't be safe, it won't be pretty..."

Jesse looked at Jeremy, both looking unsure...their eyes wide...

"And it won't be calm and you both may very well die, never to be seen
again by loved ones in the present, your present, it won't be pretty, it
won't be safe and it won't be calm...but..."

Jesse bit his lip. Jeremy blinked and stared.

"I can promise you both one thing..." The Doctor smiled, "It'll be the trip
of a lifetime!"

The TARDIS zoomed across one time hole and into another, stopping only to
pause. It flew away from the Earth's surface and into outer space. It
dipped and the trio fell into each other. A blast hits the TARDIS from
outside. The room shakes. A Dalek appears on the time
screen. "EXTERMINATE!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!"

The sign said, "Welcome to Hellertown's Lost Caverns."

Inside the upper level shanty was a much larger room that went down into
the rock. There was a dinosaur there. A fake one. And glass
displays. Inside were finds from Native American, Dutch, Viking and other
cultures from all times and ages. Samples of rocks were also on display

K9 floated in to the large spacious Party Room aboard the TARDIS. "That was
for the Doctor's 2000th birthday, which is today."

A tall young college aged boy came into the room. He had bright blond shiny
hair with traces of brown in it. "What are you guys doing in here? We're
closed."

"What, I had hoped you'd be open," Jesse said and offered his soda to the
boy.

"I'm known as the Doctor and this is Jesse..."

Jesse came up to the young man's chest. "I'm Adam. I work here or rather
should say worked here." He had the kindest blue eyes which seemed to
change green in the light of the graying place. Jesse felt his nipples were
hard from the cold and from this new boy.

Jeremy came running down, "I'm Jeremy."

Inside the cave, Adam shone the flashlight, "There's rising water on one
side but it won't come over the top of the walkway. We have a pump to see
to that. Since our last rainstorms..."

Jeremy asked, "Doctor, who would put a witch's breast in there and how do
you know the witch was not ...not..." He whispered from Adam's ear shot,
"Not human?"

"I know. What's more that I would like to know is who does the other
skeleton belong to?"

"IT BELONGS TO ME!" A boyish ghost appeared in front of Adam, who dropped
the flashlight. The light turned up but kept shining so they could see the
glowing image of a flying boy, a ragged clothed boy, a dirty faced
boy. Jesse came running to them.

"Doctor! That horrid skeleton...the first one is moving!"

"IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! YOU WERE MINE THE DAY YOU CAME INTO MY LAIR!
YOU AND IT BELONG TO ME!"

"WHAT THE FUCK'S HAPPENING?" Jesse bumped into Jeremy's back and clung to
it.

"I dunno," Jeremy whispered.

"THE WITCH!" The Doctor saw the other ghostly image. A female. A mouth of
fanged teeth and claws like a bird of prey.

The witch image came through the first ghost and right at them all!


"Doctor," Adam shook the Doctor. Adam was calm in almost every thing he
did. "Doctor, wake up, that thing, that witch, she, whatever she was. She
took your two friends."

"What?" The Doctor woke up. "I'm wet."

Adam looked at him, "Me too," he had been cradling the Doctor in his
lap. "I mean the floor's cold and wet and the water's starting to rise. We
should really go."

The Doctor sat up but held his head, "Oh my head." He tried to stand.

"Easy does it," Adam said and picked the Doctor up bodily.

"I don't know Adam...Adam, aren't you the bit fascinated by the fact that
we are now in 1681?"

Adam shrugged, "Sure."

"You don't...seem..never mind. What about the fact that this is a time
machine?"

"I guess so. I mean if we're going to or are in 1681, I take it that this
is a time machine."

"And in stride, too. What about even mentioning the fact that it's bigger
on the inside than on the outside?"

"What be the reason for me to say that?"

"I just like to hear it sometimes..."

"Oh. Oh, and yeah, wow..." Adam said and meant it, "It's bigger on the
inside than on the outside."

"...but wherever Jesse and Jeremy are now...they must be enduring
excrutiating pain, torture and violent near death..."

Jeremy screamed...arched his back Jesse screamed...thrust his pelvis in ...

"Mine was," the witch said from behind him. She had quietly sat there until
it was time to declare the boys had bewitched her. "For the two lads cast a
deviant spell upon thy very soul. They said they would steal my breasts!"

"Doctor, she's flesh and blood again!" Adam said.

"I know..."

The witch appeared from thin air but her skeletons came from the trees,
both holding the solid boob. "He did it to me! It was him!" The skeletons
jumped on the Master and knocked him down. Adam made a dive for the tissue
eliminator but the little Master was faster. He grabbed it and held it at
Adam's face. K9 flew out of the TARDIS doors and his nose sucked up the
Eliminator and flew off.

"Good dog!" The Doctor looked up. "Good dog!"

The Master looked at the sky, standing up and wiping himself off, "I should
have put that dog to sleep years ago!!!"

Adam looked, "C'mon, it's just a dog. You can't find life that bad can
you?"

"You don't know the half of it," the Master said.

"Yes, I imagine your TARDIS was destroyed when you landed here."

Jesse looked at Jeremy. "We...what are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here? What are you doing here?"

"I don't...we are about to be hung, aren't we?"

"Sure are," Jeremy said. Together they said, "The Doctor."

Jesse added, "He's done it again." He frowned.

Jeremy laughed, "He sure has."

"He told us it would end this way," Jesse laughed.

"But fire and hanging?" Jeremy smiled and winked at Jesse, "Who would've
guessed?"

"Jeremy, I hear that hanging makes one erect and cum and orgasm like never
before."

Jeremy laughed and nodded away from Jesse, "You...." When he recovered, "I
take it we're someplace in the past..."

Jesse nodded to the judge, William Penn, and the twenty or so settlers
watching, including Wil, his father, and his grandfather. Wil was strangely
turned on. There were also men with guns around.

Jeremy laughed, "Yeah...well, anyway, uhm, you don't need no hanging to
make your orgasm good..."

"NOW!" The judge ordered and the executioner pulled the latch! The trap
door opened!

Adam looked, "Oh please, listen, sir. You know those two are innocent."

"I know no such thing."

"They are," Adam said, "And you know it. I see it in your eyes. Please sir,
let the Doctor have the gun. Please."

The guard gave the gun to the Doctor. The Doctor aimed the ropes, telling
Adam, "Get under them!"

"That fire better'd be out!" Adam ran for the fire.

"He can do it!" The Doctor snapped, "K9's a good dog! Like you said before
we landed here!"

As the trap door opened, the Doctor shot both ropes almost at the same
time, a Time Lord can do that. The guard watching, said, "You must be
magical to shoot like that. Almost got two ropes with one bullet."

At the same time Jesse and Jeremy fell, Adam faced the fire but at the same
time, K9 flew overhead and turned his body. From his lower regions water
came. It was not just a sprinkle. It was a downpour. It put the fire out
and Adam ran under Jesse and Jeremy. He caught each of the boys as they
fell and they were now under his big arms. "I got ya!"

The boy skeleton quickly reformed. It was a boy who wore a short cut shirt,
it having been ripped when he crawled into the cavern to hide the boob. The
Master snapped, "It was he who stole the boob from me in the 1930s! I want
him dead!"

"My my my, my so called Master, take it in!" The Doctor said to him without
looking at his face, "Even you must feel the life coming from it!" The
professor came alive as well. "Everybody lives, Adam, everybody lives!" He
went over to the Professor. "Professor, I used to be called that by a
misguided explosive expert named Ass, Ace I think her name was or something
equally silly. Anyway, you get a second chance, sir, thank me very much
later."

As the newcomers, Welcher and Joey, made their way around the console room,
guided by Adam, Jesse began to look at the ornament that resembled a giant
bird, the wicker chair, a few other older wooden chairs, a table with
candles on it, and large alcoves with tubes in side and more
computers. Jeremy looked at the Doctor's left hand, which held onto the
boob, "Doctor...you still have the ..."

"So I do!" The Doctor was looking at the bottom of the console as the
TARDIS began to hum louder and louder. "It's perfectly fine."

Jeremy looked, "I meant the tit."

"I think it just made the TARDIS more efficient."

"What?" Jeremy asked, "Doctor, it still has power?"

In the console room, a very muscled naked Benjijamie came in and put out a
golden hat stand. He smiled and walked back to his quarters.

"Doctor," Jesse later asked, "Joey, he doesn't look like a rich kid."

"You've been thinking again, Jesse, that's a good thing," The Doctor said.

Jesse has just brought the Professor, Adam, and Joey back to the console
room with K9`s help where they met up again with the Doctor and
Jeremy. Jesse said, "He wasn't in any college. He must be lying..."

"Yes and in 1931, we shall find out why..."

It was a HOME FOR HOLIDAYS celebration. Orphans who do not have homes or
are not yet adopted. They tell their stories on TV. The ones who are
adopted, the ones who are not. Yet. Jesse told the Doctor. On stage. Jesse
went out on stage.

The Doctor watched from the TARDIS doors, watching and looking back at the
scanner for a better view. Jesse wore one of his third persona's old green
velvet jackets.

It was at this moment that the Doctor knew this would be permanent. His
eyes were entranced with Jesse and his performance. Jesse would go home
from time to time, so to speak but the Doctor knew he was in love with
Jesse. Jesse's eyes sparkled as he brought music to the young girls in the
front of the guitar shaped stage, "Beautiful Soul" was the choice. Good
choice, the Doctor thought, for all his bravado, Jesse was a beautiful
soul. It had been easy to park the TARDIS in the back darkness of the
stage, one blond hottie emerging from the curtains and the other
watching. "After all this is a time machine and this is Christmas." The
Doctor patted the TARDIS door, "Thank you, old girl. Thank you."