Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:11:51 -0400 (EDT)
From: PuShDaBuTT0N@aol.com
Subject: EastEnders After Hours - Part Two

The weekend with Darren didn't happen in the end because Darren had second
thoughts about cheating on Jodie with a 'dude'. But Tyler couldn't really
care  less- Yes, Darren was a good lay- but as Tyler posed topless in the
mirror he  knew that he could, and should, aim higher then Darren Miller. He
was a walking  sex aid, he was convinced he could turn even the straighest man
a ittle gay, and  whilst he still wanted and liked fanny, it was good old
British sausage that  Tyler was craving for now. The night with Darren had
opened his eyes to a  fucking delightful experience and he couldnt wait to see
who his next fuck buddy  would be.

It didn't take Tyler long to find his next conquest.

"Sup" Tyler Moon asked the gloomy looking barman Ryan Malloy who looked
like he'd rather be anywhere else then here working this shift. Ryan was
serving  a blonde customer who was clearly giving Ryan the eye but he was either
too  stupid or too foolish to do anything about it. Had Tyler been in Ryan's
shoes,  the blonde tart would be on her back experecing the full Tyler Moon
fucking  machine by now. "Cheer up, it might never happen" he added.

Ryan looked at Tyler like he wanted to stamp on his head. "It already did
happen" was all Ryan could repy. He served the big titted blonde customer
and  took the five pound note that she was holding out. He went to the till
and got  her change. "I work in this shithole".

Tyler laughed. "Oi, my cousin owns this shithole. And whilst it isn't the
best looking pub in South London it serves beer and beer is all I need to
get me  through this gloomy Tuesday evening". Tyler thought for a moment, and
licked his  lips as he got a glimpse of Ryans tight arse through his work
trousers. He so  wanted to see that in the flesh. "And anyway, that Lauren
Branning has been  pratically undressing you with her eyes since the moment you
arrived here. Leave  your shift and go and bang that totty".

Ryan gave the change to the woman, who despite still giving Ryan the 'fuck
me' look, took the change and walked off accepting defeat. "Lauren
Branning?"  Ryan laughed "Jesus, she's just a kid, and anyway, I think Maximus would
kick my  arse if I touched his daughter".

"What time do you finish?" Tyler enquired as Ryan yawned. "You should come
back to mine after- I have plenty of beer. And I know lots of women, I
could get  one around.. "

Ryan laughed. "I don't need you to set me up with some slapper. I'm not
looking for a bird anyway, too much trouble". Tyler had heard about Ryan's
fling  with his cousin Alfie's wife Kats coiusin Stacey Slater and how it ended
with  Stacey fleeing on a plane. But surely he hasn't remained celebate
since then?  She left at fucking Christmas. "But one hour, and beer sounds
good".

"Good" Tyler smiled at Ryan as he seductively wiped the cold beer bottle
with his hand, hoping Ryan noticed.

The look of horror and confusion on Ryan's face made Tyler certain that
Ryan did indeed see his beer bottle wank.

*

"Who so misrable?" Tyler asked Ryan as they sat on Tyler's double leather
sofa drinking a bottle of nice, cold wet Bud each. "I mean, I know you work
in  the Queen Vic and are single.. But you should be enjoying life dude, not
looking  like you want to die".

Ryan laughed as he took a sip of his beer. "The thing is, I hate Albert
Square and I want to leave.. But my little sister Whitney lives here and I
don't  think she'd forgive me if I ran out on her..". Ryan thought for a
moment, but  carried on. "Again, and I have little to no friends around here, I
just miss my  old life".

Tyler sighed. "That does suck I guess, maybe you should come out with me
one night?" he offered "You know, I'm a great dancer and the girls will be
lining up, wed take our pick".

Ryan took a sip of beer and let out a little laugh. "Not that I doubt that
your a stud when it comes to the girls, but really- I don't really feel in
the  mood for clubbing. Or dancing. Maybe I'm old before my time, but I'd
much rather  sit in the pub with a pint of beer feeling sorry for myself. And
sex.. I miss  sex, but I don't think sex misses me". Ryan laughed as
memories come flooding  back to him. "Whenever I have sex, be it in a relationship
or a one night stand,  things just seem to fuck up around me you know. You'd
think that getting laid  was awesome, but sex has caused me nothing but
trouble since the moment I popped  my cherry at 14. Maybe I should become a
monk".

Tyler let our a chuckle. "That's just stupid Ryan, God gave you a prick to
use. So grow some bollocka and use the prick that God supplied you with!".

Ryan shrugged. "I'm quite happy with a pint of beer, some porn on a laptop
and a quick wank of an evening. I'm 28 now and I think I'm destined to
become a  lonely old man, so fuck it".

Tyler looked like someone had just slapped him. "Oh my God, your an actual
psycho aern't you? Wanking is awesome, don't get me wrong. But you can't
lie  your life with your right hand.. It's just.. Not right" Tyler took a sip
of his  beer and sighed. "Your such a goodlooking lad, it's a waste! The
girls of  walford are missing out on a night with Ryan because your too stupid
and  paranoid to use the dick that God gave you".

It was Ryan's turn to sigh. "I appreciate the concern about my sexlife, or
lack thereof, but really must we talk about this? I just want to enjoy my
beer  and go home and have an early night".

"An early night? Fuck sake" Tyler put his beer on the table. "You need to
live a fucking little". Tyler dug into his pocket and pulled out a packet of
 weed that hed stolen from his half brother Michael. "You ever smoked
this?"

Ryan tutted. "I'm not that much of a loser that I've never tried weed
before".

Tyler laughed as he rolled up a large joint. "Good, because this shit is
good. I'm going to give you a good night if it's the last thing I do!"

Ryan doubted that, but he was so fucking misrable what can a toke or two of
 a spliff really do? It might just cheer him up. If only for an hour.

In moments, Tyler had sparked the weed up and inahled a large pull of the
good tasting weed that had no affect on him. He was used to this shit. He
passed  the joint onto Ryan, who studied it for a few moments before putting
the spliff  into his mouth and inhaling.

"So- that is some good shit isn't it?" Tyler laughed and Ryan just nodded
in response, the weed immediatly getting to his head and making him feel
good.  Content even. "Now I'm gonna ask you a personal question".. Ryan just
nodded.  "When was the last time you exactly had sex?"

"3rd January" Ryan answered almost immediatly that Tyler nearly spat out
the beer that he'd placed into his mouth. "I remember because it was with
some  slapper I picked up in the bar.. I fucked her, then I got arrested that
same  night for punching a police officer".

"Punching a police officer?" Tyler tutted but he was impressed. Maybe Ryan
wasn't such a loser after all.

Ryan shrugged. "He looked at me funny". He inhaled a third pull of the weed
 and began to feel hot, so he undone his shirt a little. Not alot, but
Tyler  could see a faint bit of hair from the top of Ryan's chest.

"Awesome story" Tyler laughed "But 7 months? Since you last got your willy
wet? Oh my Ryan, oh my indeed".

Ryan leant back on the sofa and Tyler decided something needed to be  done.

"Close your eyes" Tyler demanded and Ryan looked at him like he'd asked him
 to do the hokey cokey or something.

"What?" was all Ryan could respond to that particular demand.

"Close your eyes and don't open them- I have a surprise for you".

Maybe it was the weed or the beer. Or both. But Ryan sighed and closed his
eyes. Tyler licked his lips as he dropped to his knees, a move which Ryan
didnt  hear or feel. But he did feel the opening of his trouser pocket, and
he most  certainly felt Tyler undoing his zip.

"What the fuck, dude?" Ryan asked as he wanted to push him away but could't
 be arsed too. He just felt mellow.

"I'm just helping a brother out" Tyler smirked as Ryan opened his eyes.
"You don't have to do anything, just lay back and enjoy".

Ryan was about to protest. Say anything to get Tyler to stop what he was
doing. He wasn't no homo and he didn't want this to happen. But he somehow
lost  the ability to speak when Tyler's cold, rough hand reached inside his
boxers and  grabbed hold of his already semi hard dick. It wasn't long before
the cold hand  was replaced by wet, cool salivia and Ryan groaned as he
reaised that Tyler had  taken his cock into his mouth. "Fuck" was the only word
he could speak that  moment.

"Fuck".

Tyler took Ryan's 8 inch dick all the way down and it wasn't long before
the semi hard dick was now fully hard as rock. Tyler loved the taste of Ryan,
 his cock tasted off shower gel and sweat. It made him horny. Ryan's groans
as 7  months of intense virginness slowly swept away as Tyler continued to
treat his  dick like it was a lollypop. A fucking fantastic lollypop. His
tounge was all  over his dick, his mouth wrapp"ed around the discostick as
Tylers mouth got  faster on his dick. Shit, this dude knew how to give head.

Locking eyes with Tyler as he continued to give his cock some much needed
and brilliant attention, Ryan licked his lips at the hunky, muscular Moon
cousin  and soon Ryan was thrusting hard, making Tyler take his cock deeper
and faster  into his mouth.

Ryan's trousers were disposed off and his boxers around his ankles, as
Tyler grew more adventerous. A single finger found it's way inside Ryan's very
tight and very hairy arse which caused Ryan to scream "fucking cunt OHMIGOD
you  fucking cunt" as he gushed an enormous amount of cum down Tyler's
willing and  very grateful mouth. Ryan fell back against the leather sofa, his
arse sticking  to the bottom due to the sweat. But Tyler wasn't finished, and
soon Ryan found  himself shooting out a very generous second amount of cum
as Tyler continued to  suck his dick like an expert and finger his untouched
arse with delight.

Tyler wiped his mouth, all traces of Ryans cum now lingering in his throat
again and he stood up and sat on the sofa next to Ryan. Ryan looked at  him.

"I need a cigarette" was all Ryan could say.

"You don't smoke cigarettes?" Tyler laughed as he looked at Ryan, who's Ben
 Sherman shirt was now covered in traces of his own cum.

"I don't fucking care".

*

"I'm not gay" Ryan stated as Tylers hairy legs were wrapped around his head
 and Ryan forced his dick into Tylers waiting, gaping, tight hole. Tyler
groaned  as the full realiastion that he was taking a dick for the first time
hit him. He  expected it to hurt, but this was the complete opposite. It was
fucking amazing.  He felt nothing but pure, unadulterated pleasure as the
gorgeous Ryan thrusted  in and out of his virgin arse, leaving him to make
noises that he'd never  thought he could make it in his life. His arse was
stuck to the leather sofa  from the sweat his arse was producing. "But this
feels fucking amazing". And  Tyler couldn't agree more. Ryan leant forward and
kissed Tyler briefly on the  lips as he continued to pound Tylers arse. A
drop of sweat dropped from Ryans  head onto Tyler's bare chest, leaving an
imprint on his 6 packed abs. Ryans legs  began to feel like jelly as he
continued to stand up and pound Tylers  arse.

Tylers own dick was pointing up, needing attention, so Tyler grabbed it and
 began furiously wanking it as Ryan's thrusting got harder, deeper, even
more  fantastic. It didn't take long for white, sticky, hot cum to spurt out
of his  dick and squit onto his chest. A second spurt went ever higher, some
hitting him  on the face but most hitting the leather sofa behind him. Ryan
groaned with  apprecitian as Tyler let out a 3rd jet of cum, it made Ryan
feel even more  awesome that he was doing a good job. That he was turning this
teenager on so  much.

Pulling out of Tyler's arse, Ryan stroked furiously at his own erect cock
and it didnt take long for Ryan to join Tyler in the bliss of orgasm.
Letting  out a load groan, Ryan shot out a waterfall like jet of cum all over
Tyler's  waiting abs. Falling onto the sofa next to Tyler, Ryan just sighed with
content  as Tyler patted him on the bare knees as if to say 'Good job'.

"That.. was.. awesome" was all Ryan could manage and Tyler just laughed in
agreement.

"So?" Tyler asked curiously "Was that worth the 7 month wait?"

"Hell yes" Ryan grinned.

*


Sorry this chapter isn't as long as the previous one. If you have
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