Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 22:42:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: lance lansdale <bubbleguy2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: EastSiders episode 4

Ok, this is episode 4 of 'EastSiders.' Comments and Critisisms are
excepted, flames will be ignored.

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Beppe DiMarco walked from his flat to E 20 looking rather fetching. He
smiled at all of the pretty girls and they practicly drooled all over
themselves. He laughed as he knew that none of them would have him. His
love was for Jamie. He knew that Jamie was in love with Sonia though, and
most likely wasn't bisexual. Beppe walked into the E 20 nightclub and saw
Billy sitting down having a drink. Beppe hated Billy. Billy was scum,
worse, he was scummier than cum. "Oy, Bepps." Billy said. Beppe hated being
called that, especially by that snivviling little cunt.

"What is it then?" Beppe asked rather hurridily.

"Wanna drink?" Billy asked. Beppe shook his head and walked to his office.
He pulled out some pictures and searched through them. He couldn't find the
number. He started going through his filing cabinet. Shit, he would have to
ask billy.

"BILLY!!!" Beppe yelled.

Beppe ran in smiling. "What is it Bepps?" Billy asked.

"What's Jamie's number?" He asked. Billy frowned.

"Oh, here." Billy said. He wrote the number down on a piece of paper. Beppe
dialed the number. A rather sleepy sounding Jamie answered.

"Hello?" Jamie asked.

"J, Get your ass down here." Beppe said smiling.

Jamie laughed. "Beppe, it is... Hold on." Jamie said. He looked over at the
clock. "Shit, it's only 6 in the morning BEPPE!" He screamed. Beppe
laughed.

"Just shut the fuck up and get your bubble butt down here." He said
smiling.

"Fine, but I'll have you know, you owe me BIG." Jamie said. "Buh Bye." He
said.

"Bye." Beppe said. They hung up. 30 minutes later Jamie walked into Beppe's
office.

"Why the HELL did you wake me up at 6 in the bloody morning?" Jamie
screamed. Beppe smiled at him.

"Cuz I missed your cute ass." He said laughing. "Right, really, I was
wondering if you were coming tonight." Beppe said. Jamie stared oddly at
him. "Ya know, the big fag night." He said. Jamie still stared oddly at
him. Beppe rolled his eyes. "Like 50 queers are coming in for a party
tonight. I thought it might be quite funny to watch." He said. Jamie
laughed.

"Sure, only if you buy me a really big breakfast though." Jamie said. Beppe
laughed.

That night Beppe dressed in his sexiest outit he owned. A pair of tight
leather pants and a clinging white sleveless muscle shirt. Beppe walked
down the stairs into the E 20 and went to find Jamie. They're were over 70
gay men there dancing around, grinding their crotches into each
other. Beppe started getting arroused. Jamie tapped him on the
shoulder. "So, is that a bannana in your packet, or..." Jamie said smiling,
grabbing Beppe's crotch. "...You just happy to see me?" He asked. Jamie
moved his hand quickly. "Oh, ewww, that's your cock." He said
repulsed. "You were looking at those guys." Jamie said to himself. He
gasped. "Oh my gawd. Beppe, you're gay?" He asked. Beppe nodded.

"Well, I'm bi." He said. "But mainly guys." He said. Jamie smiled.

"Me too." Jamie said. Beppe smiled. Jamie moved in and kissed Beppe. Beppe
smiled as he and and J sucked face. Billy ran up to them, pulling Jamie
away from Beppe.

"Oy, what you doing then???" Billy asked. Jamie rolled his eyes.

"Oh shut it you slimy little worm." Beppe said. He pulled J in for another
kiss. Billy pulled him back from Beppe. Beppe frowned. "Ok." He said to
Jamie. "I've got this." He said. Beppe climbed on to the bar. "SHUT IT!!!"
He screamed. All of the guys looked at him. Beppe smiled. He pointed at
Billy. "This guy is a fag basher. Now, he is a partner in this buisiness,
so I don't want you to do it here, but the back alley is perfect for
beating the shite out of somebody." Beppe said. 15 muscle men grabbed Billy
and pulled him outside.

Jamie smiled. "That's settled." He said. They went back to making out.

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