Date: Sat, 28 Jan 2017 23:58:24 +0100
From: J.D Louis <jdawg69@email.com>
Subject: Erinsborough Encounter - Part 42

Disclaimer: This story is entirely a work of fiction and implies nothing
about the true sexuality / personal lives of the Neighbours actors featured
in it. Their respective characters are property of the Channel 11 Australia
and Freemantle Media.

The lunch rush was over, leaving Harold's empty. Except for a bored Tyler,
who waited behind the counter for something...anything...to do. Lauren had
kindly offered him a few shifts while he looked for a new job following his
firing from the garage.

Eventually the door opened and Aaron entered with...only Ned. Tyler didn't
really think there was anything *only* about Ned after that night with Ben
in the garage; he just hoped Joel Samuels might have stuck around longer
after spending the night with Aaron. Unknown to his brothers, Tyler had
been a fan of Joel too; using fake ID's to get into strip clubs as an
underage teen. Also unknown to them was that this was the reason for
Russell Brennan's physical abuse of Tyler. After Aaron came out Russell
didn't want another gay son. Little did he know all 3 of his sons were
cocksuckers...

Tyler quickly shook the painful memory as his mind focused on his fantasy
of introducing himself to Joel; serving him a `hotdog' that was actually
his thick, long 9" weiner wedged between a bread roll...Joel licking the
squiggles of ketchup and mustard off it...

"Hello...Earth to Tyler. 2 lattes please." Aaron said, clicking his fingers
in Tyler's face.

"Sure. Coming right up." Tyler replied, snapping out of his daydream. Ned's
eyes followed Tyler as he worked the coffee machine - although Tyler hadn't
been thinking about Ned, he appeared to be staring at him in his spaced-out
state. And why wouldn't Ned assume Tyler wanted him again...

***

"Man, what's up with you today? That's not what we ordered." Aaron said,
looking disgusted at the sight of the espresso placed in front of him. "And
you know I don't eat sugar!" He screamed as he stared at the slice of
Lauren's famous berry cheesecake sitting beside it. Tyler needed to get
himself together...a wake up call...

*Smoosh!* Aaron smashed the cake in Tyler's face. It was that or hot
coffee...

Tyler was surprised by how good the smooth, cool, creamy texture felt
against his skin. His delayed reaction gave Ned the opportunity to spring
to his feet and kiss a taste of the cake off Tyler's lips. Following Ned's
lead, Aaron then kissed his brother too, collecting a few calories in the
process.

"You. Did. Not. Just. Do. That!" Tyler laughed eventually.

"What's the matter? I thought you liked it messy?" Ned teased. "He likes it
messy..." Ned said to Aaron. "Especially when it's motor grease."

"I haven't heard *this* story! Tell me more!" Aaron enthused. "Or better
yet, show me."

Aaron undressed Tyler, then himself, while Ned looked through the kitchen
for the messiest food he could find.

He quickly returned with a tin of spaghetti in each hand as he tipped them
over Tyler's shoulders, letting orange saucy pasta slide over the hotplate
that was Tyler's toned torso. Aaron and Ned then rubbed it into his
muscles, enjoying the squelching noises it made. As it oozed over his hard
cock, the guys' soggy hands jerked him off.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Tyler moaned; not just at the pleasure of their
touch but at the lingering taste of the cake as he licked his lips.

"What else you got?" Aaron asked Ned. While Ned was in the kitchen again,
Aaron spied a watermelon in the fruit basket on the counter. As he was in
the kitchen looking for a knife, Ned asked him: "Yoghurt of waffle batter?"

"Both." Aaron grinned...



"Have I ever told you how much I want you?" Tyler teased as he pulled Ned's
body into his; deliberately coating him in his culinary concoction as they
made out. Meanwhile, Aaron carved a hole in the watermelon...

After a few minutes, Ned bent Tyler over a table and began fucking him.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." the guys
moaned. The sloppy mix on Ned's cock made for squishy thrusts; oddly
enhancing the experience for both himself and Tyler. Equally turned on by
the sight, Aaron rammed his throbbing cock into the watermelon via the hole
he made; using it to get off as he just watched for a bit.

"Dude, what the fuck?!" Ned said as he finally realised Aaron was fucking
the watermelon.

"Don't knock it until you've tried it." Aaron laughed as he tossed the used
fruit at Ned. Ned caught it and transferred his cock from Tyler's ass into
it. By now most of it's insides had disintegrated to mush thanks to Aaron's
pounding, but there was still a little bit left for Ned to try.

"Man this is fucked up!" Ned laughed, shaking his head.

It didn't take long for Ned to completely obliterate the fruit's pulp,
leaving only runny ruins behind. Tyler opened his mouth and stuck out his
tongue as Ned poured pulverised watermelon juice into his mouth, before
taking a taste for himself. He then threw the empty rind at Aaron, who
dodged it, causing it to shatter as it smashed against the wall.

Tyler could see Aaron was ready to fuck him now, but instead he decided it
was time to retaliate. As he dashed into the kitchen, Ned and Aaron were
hot on his heels.

"Fuck off!" Tyler laughed as he pegged eggs at them; hitting their targets
like bullets as they cracked open, leaving slimy, yolky trails in their
wake.

"Stop or I'll shoot!" Tyler joked as he held up two squeezy sauce bottles:
one with relish, the other with raspberry coulis.

"Bring it on!" Aaron teased back. The cylindrical bottles were like cocks,
and getting squirted with their contents would be like getting cummed on.

"OK, you asked for it!" Tyler laughed as he squeezed, sending the sauces
flying over the pair of perfect bodies. Aaron licked relish off Ned's
nipple before Ned's tongue scooped up some coulis from Aaron's abs.

"Mmmmmmmmm, not bad. But I was hoping for something a bit whiter. Salty
maybe." Ned said, hinting he wanted Tyler's cum.

"Well you know where to get it. We're going self-serve around here." Tyler
grinned as Ned and Aaron shared his shlong.

Tyler decided to give them an extra treat as they sucked him; reaching for
the can of whipped cream as he sprayed his cock. As they hoovered it like
hungry vacuums, he squirted more of the fluffy goodness in their hair and
over their faces. He then squired a dollop in his mouth.

*Mmmmmmmm, if only man cream tasted this good* Tyler thought to himself as
he savoured it. Perhaps it tasted extra good as he hadn't eaten that sort
of cream in so long - there were certain sacrifices one had to make to
maintain a studly physique like his... Admiring his body, Tyler drew on
himself with the cream; outlining the curves of his solid pecs...the
rippling contours of his abs...

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...careful what you
wish for..." Tyler moaned as he felt his cock prepare to cream Aaron and
Ned...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Ned moaned as he gulped the raging river blasting
out of Tyler's tool.

"You right there?" Aaron laughed as Ned didn't even leave a drop for him.

"Oh as if you haven't had a gazillion loads of it before." Ned replied
teasingly.

"Ned, Ned, Ned..." Aaron shook his head as he pumped a handful of chocolate
milkshake syrup from the dispenser and playfully slapped Ned across the
shoulder. He then smeared it into Ned along with the other mess covering
his body before making him lick it off his fingers.

"So are we gonna finish fucking him or what?" Ned asked as he and Aaron
eyed Tyler mischievously.

"You gotta catch me first!" Tyler then hurled a handful of sprinkles before
running back out into the dining area.

"Hey, get back here!" Aaron yelled as he and Ned chucked sprinkles back at
him.

There was nowhere to hide in the small cafe, and it did't take long for the
guys to catch Tyler. They'd made such a mess they slipped over in their
sludgy creation; collapsing on top of each other. Aaron and Ned then
grabbed Tyler; dragging him across their slippery path before lifting him
on the counter. With his cock covered in a thick layer of food lube, Aaron
slammed his sausage into his younger brother.

As Aaron fucked Tyler, Ned went back to the kitchen before returning with a
jar of honey.

"I always thought you were a bit of a honey." Ned teased as he drizzled it
over Aaron's face and body before kissing the sweet stickiness off him. He
then did the same to Tyler. He then brought out another item from the
kitchen: ice cream. The softness...the creaminess...the freezing cold
contrast of it against his hot raging rod made it a surprising but
satisfying lube. Ready, Ned navigated his way into Aaron's ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...fuck....." Aaron moaned, the coolness of
the ice-cream on Ned's cock equally contrasting against his hot insides;
creating a slightly jolting sensation he hadn't felt before.

After a while of forcing his fucker through Aaron, Ned erupted; his cream
indistinguishable from the melted ice cream that had slicked his stick. The
tub of ice cream he'd left on the bench had thawed too much to re-use, so
he tipped it over Tyler.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Tyler moaned as the icy liquid hit
him. "I'll get you for that!" he laughed.

"Not if I get you first!"

Ned then lodged his log inside Tyler; giving him a double-dicking alongside
Aaron...

After Tyler's double-trouble-makers spurted their white gravy, Tyler, with
Aaron's help, got Ned back as they jointly packed him with penis. Their
cramming control of his tight ass was hot while it lasted, but before long
they shot him one final load of creamy man milk. Then it was time to get
everything cleaned up. As much as Lauren appreciated art, there was no way
the guys could pass off their wastage and redecoration as such...