Date: Sun, 8 Mar 2009 01:19:15 -0800 (PST)
From: Joe Joeson <rltywre@yahoo.com>
Subject: Erotic Gay Battle Of The Network Stars preface

All right guys! Formalities first: All the standard disclaimer stuff.  This
is adult material.

If you're not of age don't read it.  I own no rights to anything.  I'm not
trying insinuate anything about any of the celebrities mentioned here.
These are all purely my fantasies and not at all a reflection on the actual
people.  Second: I'm trying to go balls-to-the-wall with this.  I've
created a Yahoo group about this series (
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EroticGayBattleOfTheNetworkStars ).  Here
you'll find polls, actor pics, and a message board.  I LOVE feedback and
will try my best to integrate any feedback into future chapters of the
stories.  Also feel free to e-mail me at r ltywre@yahoo.com.  Remember the
more feedback you guys give the better I'll be able to give you what you
want. Third: Enjoy!

It was late, maybe two or three in the morning on a Saturday night but I
wasn't tired.  There was nothing on TV.  No one online to talk to.  I'd
seen every movie I owned three or four times.  So what was a boy to do
other than... head to the internet and find all the free porn there was.
Well in the process of downloading any and every byte of homosexual erotica
that could fit on a computer, a file turned up.  A file that made me
question if I had any grasp of reality.  It was titled "3r0tiC gay TE@sE."
God only knows why I opened it.  I was sure it was some sort of virus but
it was the opposite.  It was the best damn file of my life.

The player popped open and on the screen was a fairly simple green
background.  Standing on the screen was one of the most handsome men that
ever lived.  He looked like he could be some sort of Roman sculpture come
to life.  High cheek bones, nice strong jawline, the most brilliant emerald
eyes, with short blonde hair and lips that look like they were just made
for sucking cock.  He wore a plain white T-shirt that showcased his build.
He wasn't ripped but you could see he had nice firm pecs and toned arms as
his muscles gently pressed against the fabric.  His jeans on the other
hand... mmm those were like two sizes too tight.  He had to have the cutest
pair of bowlegs but it was hard to notice, especially with the very
sizeable bulge in those jeans.  Damn, this man was definitely a tease.
"Hi," He said as a coy little smile lit up his face.  "I'm the CW's Jensen
Ackles."

"And I'm CBS's Shemar Moore." At that moment Shemar Moore stepped out and
DAMN that man was just sex on two legs.  His face was beyond description.
He miraculously managed to be both incredibly pretty and unquestionably
manly at the same time.  His eyes smolders and his body effortlessly walked
that fine line between Adonis and steroid laden jock.  Like Jensen's torso,
it too was covered by a white cotton shirt but the shirt was stretched so
thin across Shemar's light chocolate skin that there wasn't much of a point
in it existing.  Shemar proceeded to join Jensen in the center of the
screen much to the delight of Jensen.  The blond turned and wrapped his
arms around Shemar's waist.  And as he turned there was a glimpse, just the
slightest glimpse, of what might be the FINEST ass I ever did see.  It was
the perfect bubble butt, high and tight, if you threw a quarter at it the
coin would probably bounce back a good two feet.  My mouth just watered at
the sight of those two.  "We're here to invite you to a website like no
other." Shemar continued.  As he spoke Jensen playfully nuzzled the larger
man's neck, with a not so subtle friskiness.  Shemar's hand slid around to
rest on Jensen's gorgeous ass and he let out a chuckle as he turned to face
him.  "You're being naughty."

"Not nearly as naughty as I'm going to be during Erotic Gay Battle Of The
Network Stars."  Jensen cooed while his hand crept up Shemar's shirt.  He
paused for a moment feathering Shemar's neck with tiny kisses and nibbling
his ear a bit.  Shemar was clearly enjoying it.  Besides from the look of
absolute pleasure that was washing over Shemar's face there was the
unapologetic bulge growing in his pants.  Jensen slipped his lips off
Shemar's ear but continued to pet the hunk.  "Sixty of the hottest horniest
and most competitive men on television, each one of us willing to do God
knows what to prove that we're the manliest, sexiest, greatest hearthrob in
the bunch, pent up in one house, asked to compete in homoerotic
challenges..." As Jensen spoke he peeled that silly white shirt up and off
of Shemar's body, revealing his delectable caramel chest.  "Knowing our
lives in the game depend on displaying our sexual prowess.  Filmed
twenty-four seven..."

Shemar grinned an adorable smile.  He moved one of his hands to Jensen's
face, gently caressing his cheek before tilting his head up and ever so
slowly leaning in to steal a kiss that should've lasted forever but seemed
like it was only a second long.  "I know, Babyboy.  I'm gonna be there too.
Remember?"

"Oh are you?" Dean said with a little smirk, his fingers now ever so
lightly playing with Shemar's nipples.

Meanwhile it would seem that Shemar's hands could keep still either.  They
dipped down into Jensen's jeans and slid down over that sweet, sweet ass.
"You don't wear underwear."

"You don't wear shirts."

"Well I used to, until I met you."

"Remind me to fuck you so hard when we're in that house."  Jensen cooed,
his eye locking with Shemar's.

Their eyes burned with lust as Shemar whispered.  "Why wait?"  He swung
Jensen around so the boys back was to the camera and with one strong tug
those jeans came off revealing the immaculate ass...

That's about when I came all over myself.  Unfortunately that's also when
the picture changed.  It was a man in a suit, with his back to the camera.
His brown hair was slicked back and he stood on some sort of balcony
overlooking a gorgeous mansion.  He spun around and I immediately
recognized his all American smile.

"Hi, I'm Falcon Studios' Roman Heart and I'll be your host for the first
season of Erotic Gay Battle Of The Network Star.  What we are about to
witness will surely be one of the most elaborate, arousing, and enticing
fantasies ever recorded.  It is bounded to contain loads of adult material
so if you're underage no watching (or reading).  If you're old enough to
ride this ride however strap yourself in because this is going to be the
best damn reality show ever recorded.  Contestants will compete in series
of sexual challenges. The contestants will start on teams and then it'll
turn into an individual competition. Every week some of the celebs will be
eliminated and the competition will go on until the number one Erotic Gay
Heartthrob is declared. The challenges can range from having suggestive
undertone to being straight up man on man (on man on man...) action.

Enjoy ladies and gentlemen because this season's teams are:

ABC: Dave Annable, Luke Macfarlane, James Denton, Charles Carver, Eric
Dane, Chris Lowell, Taye Digs, Naveen Andrews, Jeremy Davies, Josh
Holloway,

CBS: Danny Pino, Shemar Moore, George Eads, Eric Szmanda, Adam Rodriguez,
Jonathan Togo, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Neil Patrick Harris,
Michael Weatherly

FOX: David Boreanaz, Ryan Seacrest, Jesse Spencer, Kal Penn, Brendan Hines,
Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, Amaury Nolasco, Thomas Dekker, Brian
Austin Greene

NBC: Ryan McPartlin, John Stamos, Scott Porter, Gaius Charles, Taylor
Kitsch, Milo Ventimiglia, Mikey Day, Chris Egan, Justin Bruening,
Christopher Meloni

CW: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Micha Collins, Tom Welling, Justin
Hartley, Chase Crawford, Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Kellan Lutz,
Bret Harrison

Cable: Michael Trucco, Joe Flanigan, Mario Lopez, John Cena, Drew Fuller,
Jessie Pavelka, John Barrowman, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ryan Kwanten, Adrian
Grenier"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EroticGayBattleOfTheNetworkStars and
 rltywre@yahoo.com.  Vote in polls, Suggest challenges, tell me who to keep
and who to cut loose and in general what you want to see. I love feedback
and the squeaky wheel gets the smut ;)