Date: Thu, 9 Jul 2009 18:37:36 -0700
From: kevin nicol <kevin-nicol@hotmail.com>
Subject: Hairy Seinfeld

This story is a work of fiction. It contains scenes that involve sex, and
if this offends you, or if you are underage, or prohibited by law from
viewing such material, leave now. Nothing in this story should be taken to
imply that any of Seinfeld's cast members are gay or that the events
portrayed are in any way real or based on knowledge of actual events or
people. It is a work of pure fiction.

--- Hairy Seinfeld ---

George's girlfriend had mononucleosis, and was stuck in an abstinent
relationship for six weeks. He had removed sex from his mind - or so he
thought - and subsequently, became a genius. Jerry and him were sitting on
the couch, watching a Mets' game, when Jerry caught something distracting
in the corner of his eye. He looked over at George, who was subconsciously
rubbing a very noticeable bulge in his jeans.

"What are you doing!?" asked Jerry, caught off guard.

"What? Oh, ummm, I was scratching," replied George, his intelligence once
again out the window.

"No, you weren't. You were... touching yourself," Jerry said, seemingly
just as embarrassed as George.

"You don't know what I am going through right now, I'm in a sexless
relationship!" George yelled.

"I obviously do, seeing as I am not in any relationship right now."

"Well, do you wanna... maybe..."

"Do I wanna what,"

"Relieve ourselves... together"

"This is getting too weird, George. Why don't we just watch the game."

"Common, Jerry! I need to get off!"

"Why do you need me there for that?!"

"It could be fun. Common, there's a first time for everything."

"Alright, but no one here's about this. No one!"

George unzipped his jeans, and slowly pulled his cock out from his tight,
white briefs. Jerry watched nervously, but was entranced as George slowly
stroked his six inch, uncut cock, which was surrounded by a large mound of
brown pubic hair. "Aren't you going to join in, Jerry? You look like your
already enjoying yourself." Jerry blushed as he looked down at his
erection, pressing against his tight denim jeans. "Relax, Jerry," George
soothingly said, as he moved closer to Jerry. George reached over to
Jerry's bulge with his free hand and began to rub it. Jerry said
nothing. The pair's eyes met, and George leaned in to kiss Jerry. Their
lips met, George's tongue pried Jerry's lips apart, and the two kissed as
Jerry hastily removed his pants and underwear. George did the same. They
removed each other's last article of clothing, their shirts, between
kisses.

George broke off the kiss, causing Jerry to ask, "What's wrong?" George
just smiled as he got up and straddled Jerry, and began to nibble on his
nipples, whose areolae were surrounded by the same black hair that covered
Jerry's entire chest and stomach. Jerry let out a deep sigh of pleasure as
George continued to move down, coating Jerry's torso with his warm
saliva. Now down on his knees, George licked the head of Jerry's thin,
seven inch, cut cock. He sucked on it, swirling his tongue around the
head. Forming a tight vacuum around Jerry's cock, he slowly started bobbing
up and down, each time taking more and more of Jerry's warm man meat. Jerry
moaned in ecstasy, as George took in all seven inches, his face buried in a
Jerry's huge, black forest of pubes. He then moved down to Jerry's low
hanging balls, taking Jerry's hairy scrotum into his mouth. After ten more
minutes, going back and forth between his cock and balls, George got up,
and sat back down next to Jerry. "Your turn."

"What? I don't know, George..."

"Common, I know you want to."

Jerry got down on his knees, in front of George. He let his hands explore
George's equally hairy chest, although George had quite a bit more meat on
him. He started stroking George's cock, pulling back his foreskin before
taking almost all of his length in one gulp. Jerry hungrily devoured
George's cock, making loud slurping sounds as he coated his meat in
saliva. After a while, Jerry hesitantly removed himself from George's short
but thick appendage, and licked his hairy inner thigh. Jerry lifted
George's legs, revealing his tight, virgin anus, which like his cock, was
surrounded by an abundance of hair. Jerry inched closer, smelling the soapy
scent of George's rosebud. He poked his hole with his tongue, flicking and
darting it back and forth, tickling George's previously unexplored
ass. George groaned and squirmed as Jerry began to pry open his anus, and
tongue-fuck him. "Don't stop, don't stop that, Jerry. Ohhhh yeahhhhh, lick
my ass, Jerry. Fuck, that feels amazing!" But just then, Jerry did stop. He
got off his knees, and repositioned George's stocky frame so he was laying
on the couch. Jerry got on his knees again, this time on the couch, and
lifted George's legs. He positioned his cock at George's rosebud, and got
an approving nod from him. Jerry slowly entered george, pushing his fat
head through George's anal sphincters. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" George
moaned, in half pleasure, half pain. When Jerry had his entire seven inches
inside of George, he paused, letting him adjust to the new sensation. He
slowly started to thrusting in and out as he gripped George's waist.

"Ohhhhh yeah. You, my friend, have a tight ass," Jerry said, picking up the
pace as he fucked his best pal. Jerry oozed precum, lubrication George's
ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhh. Fuck me, Jerry. Fuck me, harder."  Jerry
leaned in, sharing a passionate, lust-filled kiss with George, all the
while, fucking him harder than ever, his pubic hairy cushioning his deep
thrusts, while his balls slapped George's ass. George wrapped his legs
around Jerry's body, and their hairy chests met, their sweat allowing their
bodies to slide against each other with minimal friction.

"George, I'm gonna... ughhhhhhhhh... yeahhhhhhhh... I'm gonna cum soon"

"Aghhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhh, Jerry. Ohhhhhh, Jerry. Cum
inside of me." George's anal canal tightened, forming an even tighter grip
on Jerry's cock.

"I'm coming!" Jerry screamed, as he shot ten thick ropes of cum inside of
George. "Fuuuuuuck! Ahhhhhhhhh!"

Simultaneously, George started to cum, as his cock was sandwiched between
the pair's sweaty bodies. "I'm coming too, Jerry! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
yessss!" A thick puddle of hot, sticky cum pooled between the two, covering
their stomachs, and mangling George's Jungle of pubes.The apartment was
filled with the moans of both men. Jerry slowly pulled out, making a loud
suction sound as he did so. He ate out George's ass again, tasting his own
cum. George used his anal muscles to push the remaining abundance of semen
out of his ass, letting Jerry fill his mouth with is. Jerry crawled over
George, sharing one long last cum-filled kiss with him.