Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2012 00:43:03 -0500
From: Gregory Doxtater <gregorydoxtater007@hotmail.ca>
Subject: Hot & Horny Habs: Prologue (Revised)

Disclaimer: This story is pure fiction. It's not meant to imply that I have
personal knowledge of the sexual orientations or personal lives of those
mentioned.

Feedback: More than welcome at g.doxtater@hotmail.ca

Hot & Horny Habs: Prologue (Revised)

Prior to the 2009-2010 NHL regular season, the media had predicted that the
Montreal Canadiens would be one of the worst teams in the Eastern
Conference that season, thus they would miss the playoffs. Not only did the
team make the playoffs, they went all the way to the Eastern Conference
Finals. In the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, the team would find
themselves down three games to one in the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals
and then surprised everybody by rallying to win three straight games, and
defeating the heavily favoured Washington Capitals in seven. They followed
that up by pulling off another huge upset by defeating the defending
Stanley Cup Champions Pittsburgh Penguins in seven games in the Eastern
Conference Semifinals. The team would eventually falter against the
Philadelphia Flyers in the Eastern Conference Finals and would be
eliminated in five games.

Most of the team's success down the stretch in the regular season and
throughout the postseason were due to the play of goaltender Jaroslav
Halak. He actually started the regular season as the team's backup to Carey
Price, however, Carey had struggled and posted a sub-par record of 13-20-5,
but did manage to post a respectable goals against average of 2.77 and a
save percentage of .912 during the regular season. No matter how many times
the team would be badly outplayed down the stretch, Jaroslav would always
come up big by standing on his head in between the pipes.

Jaroslav and Carey were free agents as of July 1st of that year. Weeks went
by and neither of them were re-signed by the club, thus, sparking up
rumours that either of them could be traded. In mid-June, the team
announced that they traded Jaroslav Halak to the St. Louis Blues in
exchange for prospects Lars Eller and Ian Schultz. This came as a shock to
the fans. When asked about the trade, the team's general manager, Pierre
Gauthier stated that the organization still believes Carey will become an
élite goaltender in spite of his recent struggles.

After that became settled, the focus now turned to whether Carey would even
re-sign with the club. The months of July and August went by, and there was
still no announcement of a signing, thus, rumours starting swirling again
about Carey potentially being traded. It wasn't until early September that
the team announced that they had come to terms on a new 2-year contract
worth (US)$5.5 million. It was a surprise to many that they didn't just
agree to a 1-year contract due to Carey's struggles last season.

Not only did Carey have his struggles last season on the ice, but he was
also struggling with something off the ice. Something that had actually
been affecting him for a few years and was driving him crazy. It's the
realization that Carey made when he was about 15 years old. Carey is
bisexual.

When he was younger, Carey often invited some of his teammates over to
watch porn with him. The hot young goalie would always make sure that the
movie was long and very hot. He would also make sure that there were
several towels available and lied them down on the floor to catch their
cum. Carey would mainly put on a movie that involved some slutty college
girl with big tits and a shaved pussy getting gangbanged by the college's
sports teams.

In spite of all the circle jerks they had, nobody was aware of Carey's
sexual orientation. Proof of this showed each time somebody had done
something stupid in the locker room and called a "fag". This really did
annoy Carey, but he wasn't ready to uncover his secret yet. There was
nothing he could do and had to keep telling himself things will get better
when he gets older.

It's now September 2010, and Carey still hadn't fucked or been fucked by
any guys yet. The hunky goaltender was really frustrated at this
point. Sometimes he wondered if there were any non-straight people in the
NHL. Little did Carey know, his question would be answered on the first day
of training camp. This is a story of how the term "team bonding" takes on a
whole new meaning.