Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2012 14:45:35 -0600
From: Luis <niftyanswers@gmail.com>
Subject: Mad Men On Men: Episode 1: Things I Didn't Know About

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Mad Men on Men
Episode 1: Things I Didn't Know About

       Don Draper was far too drunk for his own good. He had been feeling
particularly alone lately, and Scotch had seemed to be a cure for that, at
least for periods of time that had gotten consistently more frequent. He
had just separated from Betty, had been living in a hotel room, feeling
miserable and although he had had plenty of lovers, he didn't feel like
being with any of them. He felt disgusted by himself, even. It was his
absolute fault to have lost his marriage. He had never really valued it
enough until Betty had left his live. She really was the full package.
       Don was depressed, but also didn't want to fuck up even deeper. He
was clinging to hope of getting Betty back, and so didn't want to fuck some
random girl. Still, he was Don Draper, a big man with an even bigger
libido. Completely out of his head drunk, he stepped out of the bar he had
been drowning his sorrows in for the night. He stumbled through the streets
of the city. A big Heineken billboard lit up the street. He cursed at it,
reminding himself of the night he had fought Betty in the first place, the
night he had used her as an experiment to prove women like her would enjoy
serving the beer in their homes.
       In his confused state, the Mad Men tried to throw a rock at the
ad. However, all he could manage was to trip and fall face down on the
concrete, ripping his shirt open in doing so. He cursed once more. His
buttons were spread across the sidewalk, his chest hair was fully exposed
to the night wind and right then he realized he had left his jacket and tie
at the bar. He got angry at the situation and in rage, ripped the rest of
the shirt he had on and threw it away to the street. He got up and
continued his way to the hotel, only with his thin, white undershirt as a
top. His nipples hardened at the feeling of the wind.
       He walked a few more steps and had to sit down on the steps of some
building. He really shouldn't have drunk that last glass. Soon though, his
mind was drifted away from his dizziness by some very strange sounds coming
from the alley next to the building he was sitting on. They were squeals
and cries. He ran into the dark, ready to punch off the burglar he thought
was attacking some poor woman, but instead he found a shocking view.
       He had heard about things like that, of course, but never even
dreamt of seeing such an act. His first instinct was of disgust, but after
a few seconds he realized he couldn't look away. Maybe it was the alcohol,
maybe it was his horniness, but he found his cock getting hard in his
trousers. In front of him, a guy his age, except blond and balding, was
fucking the shit out of a cute kid. The kid was at most an
eighteen-year-old boy. Don didn't know if it was cause of what he was doing
and the facial expressions he had on, but for some reason, the kid reminded
him of a girl in every sense except for his flat chest and the hard cock
that was swinging between his legs with every thrust of the blonde guy.
       The couple was so into their fuck that they didn't even realize they
were being watched until Don tried to light up a cigarette and let his
matchbox fall into a trash can, making a metallic thump when it hit the
bottom. Suddenly, things started moving too fast. The man who was fucking
the kid looked at Don and his face turned to one of deep fear. He
apologized, pulled his pants up and ran away. The kid, instead, remained
there, legs spread, bent over against the cold metal of a dumpster, still
moaning.
       He looked deep into Don's eyes for a moment, both men confused on
what to do. Afterwards, the kid just stood up and started gathering his
clothes. He looked at Don's crotch and realized his bulge. After all, who
could blame him? Who wouldn't look at Don Draper's crotch if he was
standing there watching them fuck, only half dressed. "You didn't let me
finish" the kid said in a tone many girls had used on Don, but never a man.
       Don leaned against the wall. "Sorry about that" he said still
confused. The kid walked over to Don and smiled. "Apologies won't do.
Specially not when you're walking around like this" he said grabbing the
man's crotch. Don's eyes widened. He hadn't been expecting that. In fact,
had he been sober he probably would have punched the kid by now, but he
could barely stand, let alone punch anyone. He couldn't say a word. The
feeling of having his dick touched was too much and his head was suddenly
blank. The kid kneeled down, unzipped Don's grey pants and soon enough a
thick, long cock was out.
       Don cursed under his breath. What the fuck was he doing? "Hurry up
before I change my mind!" he told the kid. That was invitation enough and
less than a second later, Don was spinning inside his head, feeling the
most expert mouth he'd had suck and swallow his cock. Shit! Not even Betty
had been able to get it all in, and she was a huge slut in bed. All those
years as a model had left her with a skillful mouth.
       A few seconds later the kid's mouth moved down to Draper's balls,
flickering them, getting them wet. Don felt them crawl up. The kid smiled,
or he thought he saw him smile. He wasn't sure of anything except he was in
heaven. A moment after he felt the kid suck on his balls and he couldn't
take it anymore. Glob after glob of cum splurged all over the kid's face,
hair, shirt... There was even cum on the floor. The kid gave Don's cock
head one last suck and lick to clean it off. Don moaned from the pleasure.
The kid finished it all off by giving Don a wet, cum drenched kiss before
he left. Don fell asleep right there.

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