Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 19:46:51 EDT
From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com
Subject: "Men of Mash   Part 4"    (celebrity)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based on FICTIONAL
CHARACTERS...."MASH" is produced by Larry Gelbart and copyrighted by 20th Century Fox
Studios. UNZIP AND ENJOY!                Radar sat alone in the radio room late one
evening, typing a letter to his folks back home. The night was warm and very
muggy, and the old GE oscillating fan on the shelf above did little to cool him
off.  Radar was shirtless, in a vain attempt to keep cool. Sweat ran down his
hairy chest, and he knew he would be hitting the showers before retiring. But,
even though he was typing a letter home, his thoughts kept wandering.....he
kept thinking about Hawkeye.
                                                       Since Hawkeye and
Radar had thier first hot sexual encounter a few weeks back, Radar realized how
much he loved Hawkeye...and how much he turned him on. Radar leaned back in the
creaking desk chair, and he tweaked his stiff nipples, and then massaged the
solid bulge behind the fly of his pants.........God, how hot it was getting it
on with his buddy Hawkeye........
                                                             Suddenly, Radar
was jolted back to reality by a chuckling voice. "Geeze, Radar, you trying to
type and whack off at the same time?"  Radar saw that it was none other than
Hawkeye! "Hawkeye!" Radar grinned. "What are you doing here?"
    Hawkeye laughed and gripped the thick bulge behind his fly. "Well, let's
just say Ol' Moby here was gettin' really lonesome for you, my little
four-eyed friend!"                                        Before Radar could reply,
Hawkeye stripped off his sweaty T-shirt. His hairy chest glistened with sweat,
and Radar licked his lips in anticipation.
    "C'mere, you, "Hawkeye snickered, pulling the little bespectacled fellow
to him. "Jesus Christ, I love you, Radar, " Hawkeye whispered. "Hawkeye,"
Radar replied, I am so in love with you, you have no idea........I'm always
whackin' off thinking about us doing each other."

                      Hawkeye laughed his trademark sadistic laugh. "No
wonder you got the best-starched shorts in the compound!" Before Radar could reply,
Hawkeye put his hairy arms around Radar's stocky torso, and the two men
opened thier mouths and thier hot tongues slid eagerly into each others' mouths.

            Hawkeye's strong hands slid down Radar's sweaty back and latched
onto his his round, firm little buns. His long fingers rubbed and kneaded
Radar's juicy butt, and Radar's hand was already at work rubbing the stiff bulge
behind Hawkeye's fly.                                  The two men embraced
tightly, thier tongues probing and darting, thier cocks throbbing in thier
pants..............
                     Without a word Radar dropped to his knees, and the
bespectacled little corporal unbuckled Hawkeye's belt and unzipped his fly. Then he
shoved Hawkeye's pants down to his gartered socks, and Radar's lusting eyes
feasted on the sight of his manly buddy's throbbing love-pole, tenting out the
crotch of his sweaty, lube-stained boxers.

       "MMMMMNNNNNnnnnnnngghhhhhhhhhh....." Hawkeye groaned, as Radar's
experienced tongue traced the outline of his lanky shaft through his sweaty shorts.
Then Radar reached into Hawkeye's boxers and pulled out his throbbing,
lube-slick cock. Radar's tongue licked and slithered around the sensitive head of
Hawkeye's cock, and then he opened his mouth wide, and swallowed his pal's hefty
hose.                   "AAAWWWFUUUCCK!!!" Hawkeye groaned , as Radar started
sucking on his throbbing dick. " They say that a dog is a man's best friend,
but a good blowjob from a orally-talented buddy sure as hell beats out
Rin-Tin-Tin!!"                                                              Radar's
slim hands slid up into Hawkeye's shorts, and pulled his tight buns apart, his
fingers slipping into Hawkeye's hairy, sweaty ass-trench, tickling and
massaging his slick, tight chute.
                                                         Hawkeye held onto
Radar's head and gently throttled it back and forth, loving the feeling of that
hot mouth servicing his aching shaft. Hawkeye's hairy balls rubbed against
Radar's sweaty chin, as the cock-hungry corporal continued to service his lanky
buddy's pounding cock.
                                                 Then Radar pulled down
Hawkeye's sweaty boxers. He stood up, and asked Hawkeye to bend over the desk.
Hawkeye KNEW what was coming.........though he THOUGHT he was STRAIGHT, it was
obviously he was bisexual, and , in all honesty, now found guy sex hotter than
having sex with ANY broad......Margaret included!
 "Uhhh, Hawkeye, " Radar asked, his voice a little timid " I'd like to fuck
you, sir...may I?"
                                                                "Jesus,
Radar," Hawkeye chuckled "We're practically engaged...you gottta ask??"
   "God, this is going to be hot, " Radar muttered. He first shoved his pants
down to his shoes and then he dropped to his knees. He pulled Hawkeye's
tight, high-riding buns apart, and he leaned foward as shoved his tongue deep
between his good-looking pal's tight buns.
                                                         Hawkeye moaned as
Radar's tongue slithered up and down his hairy, sweaty, soapy-tasting crack, and
he gyrated his tight buns as Radar continued to give his ass a royal rimming.
 Hawkeye ground his hard cock against the edge of the paper-strewn desk,
feeling the cum in his hairy nuts churn.
                                                               Then Radar
stood up, and pulled his stubby, rock-hard cock out of his sweaty shorts, and
started to ease it between Hawkeye's asscheeks. A jolt coursed through Radar's
bulging balls as the slick head of his dick pressed against Hawkeye's tight
sphincter.        "AAAAAAAWWwwwwwwwwwwfffuucccckkkkkkkkk......" Hawkeye moaned as
slowly, slowly, Radar's stubby shaft slid deeper and deeper into his virgin
hole. Hawkeye grimaced as the first cock ever to spear his hairy ass thrust
deeper and deeper......................
                                                        When Radar's hairy
nuts were up against Hawkeye's tight globes, he gave him a moment to get used to
the feeling of having a stiff cock up his masculine butt. Then slowly, Radar
started to pump his throbbing cock in and out of Hawkeye Pierce's hairy rump.


"JEESSUUSSSSSSSSCHHRRRiiissstttttttttttttttttttt....." Hawkeye growled as Radar's cock started plowing the living
daylights out his hairy chute. Radar was a little, mild-mannered fellow, but now,
with his thick pole buried deep between Hawkeye's quivering buns, he was
transformed into an oversexed animal; his little hands holding tightly to Hawkeye's
waist, madly thrusting in and out.
"OhhhHawkeye................", Radar moaned, "Oh,man, this is so fuckin' hot, my
friend.......you're so hot........so fuckin' tight...God, Hawkeye, I love you!"
                               As Hawkeye's prostate was pulverized by
Radar's thrusting dong, he fisted his aching cock, his lanky shaft sticky with
slippery lube. Hawkeye's mind was spinning......he NEVER in his WILDEST dreams ever
thought he'd be taking up the ass...now, he KNEW what he must have been
secretly craving all these years......a good, stiff cock up his hairy, manly ass!!!

                  Radar was fucking Hawkeye's hairy ass like a crazed madman,
his hairy, cum-filled balls slapping madly against his pal's tight, jiggling
ass.
"AAUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Hawkeye growled, as he hit his long-overdue peak . "FUCK, RADAR...RAM
MY LITTLE MAN-PUSSY....CREAM MY HAIRY ASS, LOVER-BOY....UUGHHHHH..UUGHHH!!!"

Hawkeye's fist flew madly up and down the length of his throbbing dong, and
without warning, thick, scalding streams of hot jizz spraying all over the
ancient Underwood typewriter, the desk, and the files. Radar's ass-fucking cock
seemed to hit every nerve-ending in Hawkeye's lean body, and he continued to
fist his spurting rod, until his aching balls were finally dry.

"Ohhhhhfuck, Hawkeye", Radar moaned, his thick cock being milked and fondled by
Hawkeye's hairy rectum . "God, I love you....I love you,
Hawkeye...uughghhhhh..uughhhhhhhh..OOHHFFUUCCKKKKKKYESSSSSSS!!!!!!!"                  Radar angrily
thrust Hawkeye's hairy, sweaty ass even harder, and his hairy balls exploded,
and his stubby cock began spewing gob after gob of thick spunk deep into the
sweaty depths of Hawkeye's hairy, convulsing chute.
                    Finally, Radar's balls were finally emptied. Hawkeye felt
Radar's cock slowly soften in his battle-scarred ass, and moaned as he felt
Radar's spent dick pull out of his cum-oozing chute. Hawkeye's fist was sticky
as hell, and his hot cum-load was splattered all over the typewriter and the
desk...............ooohhffuucckk, Hawkeye thought........this was too fuckin'
wild....Godamn.........!!"
       Hawkeye straightened up and once again embraced his bespectacled
little lover/buddy. He gave him a long, deep kiss and then asked "Radar, does this
mean you'll marry me? " Hawkeye chuckled as he held Radar close. "Radar? What
are you thinking, buddy" he asked. Radar grinned, and tweaked Hawkeye's stiff
nipple. "I'm just wondering how our wedding cake is gonna look with two little
grooms on top!"               THE END     Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and
feedback are always welcome!