Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2012 03:27:26 -0800 (PST)
From: Vox Veritas <vivavoxveritas@yahoo.com>
Subject: Modern Family

Disclaimer: This story is fiction and is not intended to imply anything
about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal
knowledge about their private lives.  "Modern Family" and the characters
Luke and Dylan are copyright and/or trademark of Lloyd-Levitan Productions
and 20th Century Fox Television.  Dylan is played by Reid Ewing and Luke is
played by Nolan Gould.

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Dylan "D-Money" gripped the very last branch of the tree as he lifted
himself with a pull-up up to the window.  Using his legs he balanced
himself on the side of the house and got close to the pane of glass.  He
tapped lightly and Haley Dunphy came to the window with a shocked look on
her face.  Dylan smiled at her innocently, not realizing that the break-up
meant she didn't want to see him anymore.

"Dylan, its noon and my parents aren't even home.  You totally could have
come through the front door," Haley said as she texted on her phone trying
to not make eye contact.

"Baby I'll climb anything for you," Dylan said as he moved in for a kiss.
She walked away before he could reach her.  Popping his body in the window
he was disappointed that she no longer loved him.

"I'll do anything for you...just promise you'll take me back," Dylan said.

"Not in a million years!  Now get out!" Haley replied as she pushed him
away.

The dejected seventeen year-old walked slowly with his head down back
towards the window.

"Go out the front door, Dylan!" Haley said in a frustrated voice.

He changed directions and walked out of Haley's room.

"What a bummer.  She was everything to me," Dylan said out loud, not
realizing he was talking to nobody.  Haley slammed the door shut, hoping to
never see Dylan again.

He leaned his head on outside of her door.

"I'll always love you baby," he said in a sad voice.

"What are you doing here?" Luke Dunphy said while holding a bottle of
ketchup, despite not being anywhere close to the kitchen.

"She broke my heart," Dylan said mournfully.

"I'm making a movie about zombies and you kind of look like one.  Do you
want to be in it?"

Dylan slumped.

Wasting no time Luke squeezed the bottle of ketchup onto Dylan's neck and
began smearing it around.

"We have the blood and now we just need the makeup."

He pulled out some coal from his pocket and began rubbing the dark edge of
it under Dylan's eyes as he began to tear up.

"My heart is empty," he said sadly.

"Zombies don't cry," Luke said as he picked up the camcorder and aimed it
at Dylan.  He still had ketchup on his hands as he pressed the record
button.

"Action!" Luke said, as the digital camcorder began to record Dylan.

"I need you to be dead...look dead!" Luke directed.

"I'm dead on the inside," Dylan replied back.

Luke stopped the camera set it down.

Haley opened her door and saw Dylan still there.

"Ewww, gross you are such a slob!" she said as she walked quickly away from
him.

"He's supposed to be a zombie!" Luke said while wiping the extra ketchup on
his hands onto sweatshirt.

"Luke, Mom is going to be pissed at you.  Clean all this up before she gets
home otherwise she's going to expect me to do it!" Haley said as she walked
away down the stairs.

Luke frowned and kicked over the bottle of ketchup.

"Maybe we need knives," he said.

"She's right, I am a slob," Dylan said as he stood back up slowly.

He walked over to the bathroom door and pushed it open, standing in front
of the sink and looking himself in the mirror.  Turning the faucet on he
got the warm water running and began washing off the dark circles that were
under his eyes.  Grabbing his shirt he lifted it above his head, showing
the small patch of hair he had on his lean chest.  He looked at himself in
the mirror.  His hair was long and always a little messy, but he knew that
Haley didn't mind it that way.

Luke followed over to the bathroom and realized that his zombie was
becoming more and more useless as Dylan washed off the charcoal from his
face.  Luke watched as Dylan adjusted his hair in the mirror, and Luke
noticed the hair under Dylan's arms.  Luke was fourteen and had just
started to go through puberty, but was sort of jealous of Dylan's masculine
features.  He picked up the camera and began to record as Dylan stood in
the mirror with his arms above his head.  Luke held the cam steady and
recorded the thin teenager.  Dylan's boxers showed above the waist of his
pants as they sagged slightly.  The cold air hit his nipples as he admired
himself in the mirror flexing one arm and definitely not realizing that
Luke was recording.

Luke set the camcorder on the shelf and aimed it properly.  With both his
hands free he slowly snuck up behind Dylan.  His heart was pumping as he
got closer and once he was behind him he grabbed both sides of Dylan's
pants and brought them down in one swift motion.

"Hey!" Dylan said as he pulled them back up as fast as he could.  Luke ran
out of the bathroom and grabbed the camera off of the shelf.  Laughing
maniacally, he made his way down the stairs while the camera was still
recording.

"This will get thousands of hits on the internet!" he said as he ran past
Haley.

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Later that night Luke had his computer booted up and began to type in a
title for the video.

<Zombie Pantsed!> he typed as the video began to upload.  He thought about
it for a second and cancelled the upload.  Maybe it needed to be edited
with more funny things.  His parents had put so much blocking software on
his computer that he couldn't find any zombie clips to work with.

"Time for bed, Luke," his father Phil said outside his door.  Luke
minimized the window and got up from his desk.

"OK!" he replied loudly and changed into his sweatpants and a white
t-shirt.

He clicked open the video once again and watched as Dylan got pantsed.
Luke felt stirring in his groin as he watched the clip again.  The feelings
were confusing but he liked watching the video of Dylan.  He lightly
touched his stiffening dick in his sweatpants as he clicked the video onto
a loop.  His member hardened stiff as a rock as he set the video into slow
motion.

Luke could see Dylan's butt as he watched himself pull down both the pants
and underwear, exposing the full view of Dylan's tan backside.  Luke's hand
now quickened the pace as he rubbed himself while the video looped in slow
motion.  He looked closely and saw that Dylan's dick had made it into the
video for a brief second in the mirror.  He quickened his pace as he felt
his orgasm approaching closer and closer.  He rubbed his dick through his
sweatpants harder and harder and watched Dylan's soft penis exposed with
his dark pubes along with it.  Luke began to cum into his sweatpants as he
continued the friction on his dick, a small stain forming on the fabric as
his hard cock leaked the warm cum.

His hand slowed while his orgasm faded, and he felt the wetness on his
sweatpants.  It had soaked the front as his dick remained stiff inside the
loose fitting pants.

With his hand still slightly moist from cum he wiped it onto his white
shirt and then clicked the mouse to stop the video.  Uploading it would
have to wait.  He had a brilliant ideas idea.  The next day he would have
to distract Haley just enough to get her phone and text something to Dylan.
He checked the battery life on the camcorder and made sure it had a full
charge...

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To be continued?  Comments welcome.  VivaVoxVeritas@yahoo.com