Date: Sun, 2 May 2004 12:36:40 EDT From: J Subject: PETER PAN AND ME 34 WHERE THERE'S SETH, THERE'S FIRE; WHERE THERE'S PETER, THERE'S COLDNESS Holding Excaliber, Peter flew ahead of me, laughing as he knew he would save our Lost Boys, unaware they had already saved themselves by believing in him and things such as Rip Van Winkle and Clifford the Big Red Dog. I flew behind him but the fires raged again, worse than ever. The trees took to flame. Explosions rocked the volcano. I looked at the sky, "Oh no, God, not again!" Neverland seemed to be burning again and the fires were worse than ever! The air was stifling hot, making it difficult to breath. Sweat covered my eyes and filled them. I couldn't really see as I flew so I slowed down. Smoke filled my nose, "Peter," I gagged but knew he was far ahead. Didn't the fucker care about me? He'd forget all the cruel mean things he said to me, did to me, but...I wanted to also but how could I? He always says he loves me but then he goes and says and does things that are so contrary to that. Where are these thoughts coming from? The very air shimmered in heat. When I landed on my feet, the ground, even the very sand, was hot to the touch. The grass didn't help either, it was hot too. Everything was hot. The Lost Boys all were following Seth outside, keeping at bay by stating their belief in Peter, God, fairies, angels, Little Bo Peep, the Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter, Mother Goose, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, among others, but I turned to them, "Get back to the underground house! And stay there!" I was yelling in a furious loud voice that shook the very bushes around them, they looked scared, not of Seth but of me. I softened, "And by the way, I'm proud of you all." The boys turned and ran. Infront of me, as I turned, I saw Peter with Excaliber, already landed infront of a cringing Seth. "YOU!" Seth screeched in front of Peter, who smiled at him and pointed his sword at Seth's face. "YOU PETER PAN! YOU OF THE DEMON PATH! PAN, THE GREEK GOD....." Peter frowned on one side of his mouth, and tilted his head in that cocky fashion, "Blah blah blah. Greek gods, they wouldn't use dreams to try to defeat me...they would act like men!" "You speak to me of men!" Seth roared, his fingernails sprouting even longer. "And ruin everything!" Peter flew up and waved Excaliber at Seth, who raged. On touch of one wing, Excaliber made it fold up as Seth tried to fly up also. Seth unfolded his wing and took off, Peter followed. Peter was ranting too but in a happy way, "That's what adults do! Ruin it all! Just like you, cause you are acting like they! You are already grown up and you're not even an adult! You can't get away from me, not this time!" Peter laughed but Seth flew up and away, then turned as Peter flew after. They collided face to face, chest to chest and tumbled out of the sky. I could only watch in terror as they flew, one being, legs wrapped around each other. Flew straight down. I grabbed a bush and flew it under them as they fell. They landed in it and rolled. Peter threw his body to one side. Seth flew up over him but Peter tossed Excaliber at Seth's body, it winged against his other wing and that folded, making Seth lopsided in the air. Seth began to try to flap wings but they wouldn't work, so he landed face down in the dirt. He got up spitting dirt and his eyes were human again and his whole look was more human. Yet his face was filled with anger and his hair filthy with leaves, dirt, and even rocks. He shook them off as best he could and picked himself up. Peter was over him. Suddenly fire burst up and launched itself at Peter's back and backside, a missile of pure inferno. Peter giggled and flew away from it. "Hey Seth, you're hot," he threw his face out to Seth and raised an eyebrow, "but I'm hotter!" "I'll say," I said. "Wouldn't mind a threesome," I joked but I meant it. Seth was kind of hot in his own way but it was Peter who had my heart. Seth was trying to pull Peter's heart out of his body. Yelling a loud war cry, Peter threw himself down at Seth, sword raised. Seth struck claws to Peter's chest and ripped inward but peter flung himself back, locked legs around Seth's legs and flew him up with him, laughed, as Seth's claws came free from his chest flesh and Seth was flung by Peter's flying, head down. Seth kicked free and rolled as he fell. He pointed up and fire came from his pointer finger and moved at Peter, who moved in turn, away from it. "That all the fire ya got in ya, old teen?" Peter laughed. Peter landed near me. "He's beat." "Peter, the sword, you have to touch him with it and...the Neverland, it won't take all this!" Fire flew up in front of us. A large tree was on fire and fell at us, snapping, crackling, popping. And not a cereal elf in sight. Peter put me behind him as fire came at us. We were surrounded by flames, a circle of death around us now. "Peter, I can't see you." "I'm right here," Peter whispered as he turned to me and held me by the shoulders and then the arms. "I love you." "Are you...? Giving up? Are you readying to die?" "Been there, done that. Wasn't allowed in for some reason..." "I think I know why..." "Okay, I have to do something you won't approve of but...." "Whatever you are going to do to save Neverland...and by the way us too, do it!" Peter kissed me on the lips deeply. I swooned as he broke free. My eyes remained closed. "Was that what you were going to do??? I'm not complaining. It's hot but it's getting even hotter, what can you... " Seth was up and walking at us, noting in his facial expressions that he was winning, even that he had already won. Fire was engulfing the forest, the lava spewed from a blowhole in two volcanoes, and smoke gagged us. Peter snapped, "Frost and fire ice and fear, say his name and he'll appear. King Chyros, King Chyros, King Chyros!" "Peter! That's going to make things...." "Cold, I know!" Peter was enjoying all of this. Seth looked around and scowled. From the ground, ice broke and spread across out of a crack in the ground that appeared. Snow flew up from the crack and a giant tornado of snow and ice flew forth from the crack. It whirled and turned and blew leaves away, snow and ice flinging from it and covering the area. Like a whale's spout but infinitely colder. Seth was hit in the face by a snow ball. The tornado began to take form and the outlines of a being began to be seen. It turned to a giant ice stalk and that broke quickly and from it emerged the form first seen. A very large, very tall giant of a man-shaped being in a long white and blue robe, the color of cold. Covering that was a cape around his shoulders and arms, almost a robe over the first robe, a giant six pointed clasp holding them together. He also had four points on his head and deep icy blue eyes. The being had a large white/blue beard and an equally thick moustache over that. Thick eyebrows. Pointy...what is it with pointy fingernails? Pointy icicles for fingertips. Sprouting from his under garment was a steady stream of snow that spread out like one of those leaf shooting machines but this was shooting snow, ice, snowballs, snow flakes. The fires were out in a moment. The tree that fell was now just an ice tree and it split into a million shards, firing up. I put my hands up infront of my eyes. The being was loud voiced and deep voiced. Now it must be told that everyone knew the story of Peter's visits and encounters with this crusty old Ice King, Chyros, lord of the frozen, king of the Ice Caves. Long ago, before me, before even Wendy, was the first time Peter visited. It was not a pretty meeting and the less said about that the better. Then Peter, who was of the opinion that he was king of Neverland...and gosh, he was....felt he could go anywhere and take anything that he wanted. On this particular visit, also before Wendy and John and Michael came to Neverland, Peter went to the secret ice caves, Peter took a crystal and gave it to Tinkerbell simply because he wanted to. The Ice King attacked Peter but never got it back. I'm not sure how Peter got out of that one but some time later, he decided to give the crystal to Wendy. This lead to Peter telling Michael the King's name and this game between them that the Ice King didn't think was a game. The Ice King took the crystal back but Peter went and stole another one, a trap for him, and Neverland became a frozen wasteland. Tink unfroze Peter but couldn't unfreeze anyone else so Peter used the volcano Krakatoa, East Of Java, against the Ice King, to free the others and Neverland. The Ice King then countered by making an ice copy of all the cold things within Peter. Wendy gave the new crystal back and ended Peter's fun for that day. Peter and the Ice King. What silly asses. And I'm sure Tink would agree with me. "Why have you summoned me again, Peter Pan!" The booming voice made one think twice about mistaking the old man look for a powerless giant ice king. He pointed a finger at Peter. Peter looked up, waved Excaliber at him and smiled, "This time I need your help!" "HELP?" The Ice King yelled, infuriated, "HELP?!!! MY HELP???" "Yes," Peter nodded and bowed, "This time we are on the same side." Seth pointed a finger at the Ice King and flame came out and flew at the giant. Peter dashed up from the snowy ground where he briefly landed to deflect the fire blast using Excaliber. Peter almost didn't make it and the lack of a laugh and a look of surprise on Peter's face told me the story. He was outmatched this time... "You're not match for me, Seth!" Peter flew down at Seth. "I got it from here, Ice Man, you can go now." The Ice King looked at Seth, who held up his arms. Fires sprouted out of the snowy ground. "Yes, yes, I think I shall. Sticking around here could be too hot for me to handle. In your hands I leave it Peter Pan, but do not disturb me again!" The Ice King drilled himself into the snow and melted into it and vanished, a giant puff of snow balls spiraling out and hitting more of the fires Seth started again. Seth laughed as Peter came at him. Seth held up a sword that appeared in his hand and blocked Peter's spin driven sword arc. Fire flew between the two swords. Peter spiraled up and around to Seth's back. Seth met him sword for sword. Peter gritted his teeth and put his face up to Seth as their swords went up sideways near their faces and he spat, "Don't have any sleeping boys around to threaten this time, do ya, Seth! This time it's just you and me!" "Don't need any! I kept you alive..." Seth pushed him back, "As long as I wanted in the fight to see if you could defeat me...." "Because you wanted him to?" I called but I was sure neither was listening to me. I wanted to help Peter but I wasn't sure I should interfere. Get too close to Seth and he might use me to kill Peter. Again. Seth pushed Peter back and then retreated. "Where are you...going to?" Peter called. "Peter watch out! Above you!" A tree had sagged with the weight of to much snow on it. The fires Seth restarted inched up the tree to the branch and the snow fell, a giant mound of it. It landed right on top of Peter. "PETER!" Seth took his sword and began to punch holes into the ground, slicing through snow and thrusting stabs at the ice. As he did he snarled and growled. Fires sprang up again. "Seth no! You know you don't want to kill! Your human side!" Seth snarled, "You don't have any idea what I am! Keep your mouth shut or I'll burn it off!" He looked at me and while he was still in human form, he looked quite evil. Seth stabbed at the mound of snow where Peter was buried. Then he stopped. I moved closer. I saw blood. "Peter!" Seth looked, "It's over. I rule now. You cannot stop me. He couldn't stop me. And your little boys can't stop me!" "They looked like they were doing a pretty good job of it when I came here!" I moved closer. I walked right up to Seth, "I will see Peter defeated for myself." I was casual about it. After all, Peter had died already and was none the worse for it. And something was not right. Seth laughed and threw his head up to the cloudy sky. Fires burst around us. Then suddenly from under Seth's spread legs, Peter rose up from out of the snow mound, snow falling from him. He laughed as his head butted into Seth's private parts and Seth yelled in pain. Peter kept his body moving up and snapped both hands onto Seth's legs and as he rose he flipped Seth over into the snow. Peter laughed and laughed and then landed. Seth shook himself off of snow and ice. "Child's games!" "Thank you, Seth." "For calling you a child!?" "Yes that and, the reason I was able to come back to my love Chase, was that I couldn't get into heaven....that thing inside me that you put there...couldn't get into heaven. SOOOOO....I had to be returned here to Chase and to defeat you. So you see, I have you to thank for my being alive again!" Seth snarled again and threw his sword. "Your mother must be very proud!" Peter yelled this time, snarled, and flew straight at Seth, holding Excaliber straight out at Seth's neck. "Peter!" I yelled. Peter glanced sideways at me and Seth held up his fingers and fire flew from them. Peter dodged the fire rays and put his legs straight down, turning at incredible rates of speed and in all different ways. Seth was calling forth more fires. Peter landed again and with spread legs, looked toward Seth and with a jovial voice laughed out, "Hey Seth one good turn deserves another, between my legs hangs your mother!" Peter laughed. "Peter!" I said, astounded that Peter would say such a thing, would know enough to say such a thing. Truth be told, I was laughing a bit as I scolded Peter with that one word, his name. Peter waved me off, "AW!" I laughed. The happy Peter was back. The giggling, Pan driven joy. Snow on his hair. Wetness on his body glistening. I wanted to see goose bumps on that smooth skin of his but, of course, due to magic, he and I were not really cold. And besides, Seth set enough fires to melt almost all the snow and ice. The volcano, which was frozen moments ago, now thawed and the lava began anew. "My mother was a good woman! Her name was Rosemary. She didn't want a devil for son!" "She was human, wasn't she?" I asked. "It doesn't matter now! I will fire destroy all of you! She cannot have what she wants! My father saw to that!" Peter said, "I have one name for you in answer to that." And with that he said the Ice King's name again. "Ohhhhh!" I yelled as the Ice King made his spectacular entrance again. "Stay only a moment but I need your snow to combat these fires." Peter called forth the Ice King twice more to put out Seth's fires. The Ice King was not happy. Nor was nature. It was being shaken apart by this fire and ice fight. Presently there was more snow and ice on the ground and the volcano was frozen again. But the rocks were cracking beneath it. And trees were just falling apart around us. The landscape was a winter wonderland. "Peter! Neverland cannot take this much longer!" "Neither can I. I grow tired of this game!" Peter tumbled through the air, head over tucked in feet. Seth was pointing his fingers to make more fires but this time, Peter tumbled up at him and then above him, he held the sword he had in his two hands at Seth and cut off all Seth's long fingernails, "Manicure anyone?" Peter tumbled onward and laughed as he landed. "I can set more fires naturally if I have to!" "Then set Seth!" Peter flew at Seth again and this time just before he made contact, he landed, and ran around Seth. He knocked the flat side of Excaliber against Seth's butt and Seth fell forward into the snow, face first. Seth got up on all fours and spat snow, huffing, "Then end it! If you are boy enough!" "I AM!" Peter landed infront of Seth again and held Excaliber back behind him with two hands and was made ready, a swing came forth. Peter meant to take Seth's head off! "Peter! No, you're not meant to!" I yelled but it was too late. Peter swung with all his might and all his anger spilt out of his mouth as he snarled. "Peter! Forgiveness!" I yelled. Peter seemed not to hear me and kept his swing going. Seth had his head up now, facing the sword, baring his neck. He didn't blink. Peter hit Seth's neck but tapped it with the sword, making just a bit of blood drip out, not more than a shaving cut, "Boink!" Peter laughed. On contact, the sword glew and Seth's eyes closed. A bright light engulfed him and Peter and then faded. Then Peter expertly spun and had the sword over his head and then down again onto Seth's shoulder, "I dub thee fully human now!" He threw the sword up into the air and caught it in his other hand and tapped Seth's other shoulder, "Hereby, the genes of your demonic half are banished from thee! Go in peace, human teenager! Don't forget to shave!" Seth stood up, wiping snow off his bare chest and arms, "I...I feel...cold." I ran through the snow to him, "Seth? Seth? Do you feel any different?" "I...I don't know," he felt his bare stomach. "Of course he does, I knew Seth wanted something from ME and figured that Excaliber could do it, getting rid of his evil nature!" Peter stuck out his chest, "Oh the cleverness of me!" He jumped up to two branches between a split tree crotch and swung like a child, which he was, snow dripping between his toes. I looked up, "Of course...." My voice echoed in the surrounded snowy mountains, "I had nothing to do with figuring that out...." Peter frowned and curled his lip up, "Ohhh, you did a little." He swung and then twirled like a ballet star as he landed down infront of me and bent his knee and put the other leg on the snow covered icy ground. He held his hand out to me and the other hand was on his hip. I put my hand in his and he kissed it. "You silly ass," I told him and kissed his hand in mine. Seth looked at them, "I...I'm human. I feel human!" He laughed and there was a lightness in him that wasn't there before. "I..." Suddenly he grabbed his stomach and seemed to squeeze it into impossible foldings. "I don't feel so right!" He bent. Peter and I turned to him. I was horrified, "What's wrong?" "I don't know!" Peter answered. Seth sprouted wings and they were bigger than ever. I jumped back but Peter watched wide eyed. Peter smiled. Seth's face was not evil though and his eyes were human. The pain was gone. And there were no horns, no tail, and no real evil qualities. But....Seth took off and flew into the sky. "It....failed!" I gasped as Seth flew away, "He is still part demon!" We both watched the last of Seth's form vanish into the higher sky...both of us stunned.... TO BE CONTINUED... The play Peter Pan and its characters are trademarks of and copyrightJ.M. Barrie.