Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:51:18 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "Richard Bucket" (Part Three)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTION characters
"KEEEPING UP APPEARANCES" is a BBC production, and is written and
directed by Harold Snoad. Well, guys, here is Part Three of the "Richard
Bucket" series....I was totally floored when I saw how much interest the
past two chapters generated, and am only too glad to add another chapter
to the series. In this chapter, that "dishy Vicar" is about to join
Richard and Emmett in some hot, sweaty, cum-blasting man-sex......UNZIP
ANDENJOY!
                                       Emmett, to say the least, was
pretty surprised to see Richard return with the Vicar. Emmett had
certainly had had his hot fantasies about that "dishy" Vicar, almost as
much as he'd fantasized about Richard. "Emmett, " Richard grinned, his
hand sliding down the Vicar's back to grab his meaty, firm arse through
his black clerical trousers, "the Vicar wants to join us for a little
fun....I told him you wouldn't mind!" The Vicar grinned at that, his eyes
focusing on the sizeable bulge behind Emmett's fly. Emmett shook the
Vicar's broad hand and patted his shoulder.                    "Vicar, "
he said, grinning an evil grin "Richard and I would only be too happy to
allow you to join us.......just us three men.....and NO HYACINTH.....that
damned woman's always singing atme!"
   "Thanks, Emmett," the Vicar replied, taking off his jacket and laying
it over the back of the chair in the corner. "I got quite an eyeful of
you both earlier...I just HAD to get in on this.....it's been too long
since I did some really meaningful 'male bonding'!"
                                 Without warning, the Vicar put his arms
around Richard and Emmett's shoulders and pulled the two horny men close.
Three sets of manly lips were brought together, and the Vicar's thick
tongue entwined with Emmett's and Richard's, and the three friends moaned
and muttered as they deep-kissed, thier hands all over each other, thier
powerful hardons throbbing in thier trousers.
Abrubtly, Richard pulled away and said to the Vicar: "Vicar, would you
like to try something really hot...something I've fantasized about for
years now? " The Vicargrinned.
                                        "Certainly, Richard, what do you
have in mind?"  Richard continued, "What kind of underwear do you wear,
Vicar?"  The Vicar chuckled and replied, " Boxer shorts, Richard."
Richard grinned broadly, feeling his thick cock again leaking lube into
his own striped
boxers.
                              "Well, Vicar, " Richard eagerly explained,
"You and I face each other and we stick our erections into the fly of
each other's shorts...we just thrust back and forth, and kiss...and feel
each other up, and then we end up shooting really big loads into each
others' shorts!"  The Vicar really liked that idea! "Richard, that sounds
smashing, old boy...why don't we get started?" For the time bieng, Emmett
was happy to be a spectator. He rubbed his pounding cock through his
trousers as he watched Richard drop his pinstripe suit pants as the Vicar
dropped his black clerical trousers. Like Richard, the Vicar also wore
garters, and Emmett felt his balls churn at thesight.
                  The Vicar wore very tight light green tapered boxers,
and, as was obvious from the huge bulge in the crotch,  was really hung
as well. The snug boxers accentuated the curves of his well-rounded arse,
making Emmett lick his lips inanticipation.
                                        "Right, Vicar," Richard said,
"let's get started!" Richard pulled out his thick, beer-can cock and the
Vicar reached into his shorts and pulled out a humongous cock that must
have been at least nine-and-a-half inches long! "Ye, Gods, Vicar," Emmett
growled "that is one prime example ofmanhood!"
                                       The Vicar flashed him a wicked,
sexy smile. True, the Vicar was married, but, was really bisexual, and,
at that, leaning more towards the males than the females. It had been a
while since the Vicar had done some serious "male-bonding"...... Richard
whistled in admiration as the Vicar's huge cock started snaking into the
fly of his stripedboxers.
                   Richard then shoved his own meaty cock into the fly of
the Vicar's boxers, and, without further words, Richard Bucket and the
handsome Vicar started humping against one another, thier tongues dueling
in each others' mouths, thier hands exploring each other's round
backsides, loving the sensous feeling of feeling thier throbbing
erections rubbing together..in each others'shorts!
                                           Emmett now could no longer
hold back. He dropped to his knees behind the Vicar, and pulled the seat
of the Vicar's boxers to just below his hairy, well-contoured bum. A
thick jungle of black hair sprouted from the crack and Emmett's slim,
well-tuned fingers pried the Vicar's furry arsecheeks apart and the Vicar
gasped as he felt Emmett's tongue slither into his fur-lined crack.
"MMMNNNNNNnnnnnnnhhhhhhh..." the Vicar moaned, feeling hot jolts of lust
rock his prostate as Emmett's tongue teased and stabbed at his sweaty
puckered chute. Emmett was indeed a man on a mission, for, after he had
gotten the Vicar's arsehole good and slick, and had prodded it with his
long fingers, he stood up and dropped his own trousers, and pulled the
front of his sweaty Y-fronts down to just below his bloatedballs.
                Then, suddenly, the Vicar gasped, as he felt the slick,
lube-oozing head of Emmett's pounding cock press against his
slowly-yielding sphincter. "OOOOOHHGOD!!!!!" the Vicar yelped, as
Emmett's erection slid deeper and deeper between his hairy clergyman's
bumcheeks. Hearing the Vicar moan made Richard thrust a little more
forcibly, and, by now, both Richard's and the Vicar's undershorts were
both splotched with each others' lube, thier hard cocks sliding against
one another, coated withsweat.
                       Soon enough, Emmett's hairy low-hangers were up
against the Vicar's bared, furry backside, and, without any warming up,
started fucking the dishy Vicar's hot, round arse like there was no
tomorrow. "OOHHHDAMMNN!!!" the Vicar growled
"OHGODDDD..YESSS..EMMETT..POUND ME GOOD..IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, MAN!!" The
Vicar's strong hands had slid down Richard's sweaty back , and brushing
aside his shirttails, slid down into Richard's boxers to rub and grab his
plump, hairy arsecheeks. Richard grunted in pleasure when he felt the
Vicar's fingers start to tease his sweat-slick sphincter, driving him
nearly insane with lust. Emmett reached around both the Vicar AND
Richard, and now, had the two men embraced in a tight bear-hug as he
relentlessy fucked the Vicar's sexy
rump.                                        Seeing the Vicar's
clergyman's collar made Richard even hotter, knowing that he was getting
it on with not only Emmett, but that handsome Vicar from St.Mark's!
                                                 "DAMN!" Emmett thought
"the Vicar's arse is as tight as Hyacinth's voice is annoying!" The Vicar
could tell that Emmett was no stranger to fucking another man's arse, as
that big cock battered his thrumming prostate, and his cum-loaded balls
thudded against his round, hairy cheeks with each hard
thrust.                      Both Richard's and the Vicar's boxers were
now sweaty and well-splotched with each other's lube, and the erotic feel
of each others' cocks grinding against one another while imprisoned in
each others' shorts was simply too erotic for mere words. Emmett licked
and nibbled the Vicar's ears and neck as he fucked him hard andfast.
                                    Suddenly, the Vicar cried out, "OH,
GOOD LORD....YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" and his hairy nuts unleashed a massive
explosion of cum, and his fat cock started spurting thick,
forcibly-ejected jets of clergyman's cum into Richard's sweaty executive
boxers. The Vicar grabbed onto Richard's hairy arse and held tight as his
cock continued to spew hot jizz into the stocky fellow's shorts. The
Vicar's hot load matted Richar's pubic jungle, and now, the feeling of
that hot cum flooding his shorts brought Richard over the edge as
well.
"OOHH,VICAR..YES...OH, VICAR..OOHHH..OOHHH..UGHHH..UUGHHH!!" Cramming his
tongue deeper into the Vicar's hot mouth, Richard's fat dong let loose
with scalding volleys of white collar-sperm, those hot, thick spurts
soaking the Vicar's tapered boxers, slithering down his hairy legs. The
Vicar's asshole started to spasm as he reached his peak, flexing and
kneading Emmett's arse-poundingshaft.
          "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" Emmett snarled as his throbbing
cock let loose, injecting spurt after sticky spurt of jizz between the
Vicar's hairy, quivering buttocks. So violently was Emmett screwing the
Vicar's furry bum, that his pistoning cock had whipped his thick sperm to
a froth, and, now, as Emmett withdrew his spent dong from the Vicar's
well-abused arse, frothy jizz flowed freely out of the Vicar's chute,
matting his crack-hairs, and dribbling into his pulled-down shorts.
Reluctantly, both Richard and the Vicar pulled thier now-deflating cocks
out of one anothers' shorts, which, of course, were now totally soaked
with thier hotcum-loads.
                                                  The Vicar moaned anew
as he felt Emmett's hot tongue lapping up his cum as it dribbled steadily
from his battered rectum. As Richard planted a quick, sloppy kiss on the
Vicar's sexy lips, the Vicar looked towards the cieling and silently
muttered, " ...no wonder I endorse same-sex marriages!"     THE END  Hope
you've all enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome! Coming
soon, in Part Four of the "Richard Bucket" series, Richard pays a visit
to his big, hulking bear of a brother-in-law, Onslow.........