Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 22:38:47 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "Richard Bucket" (Part Four)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon
FICTIONALcharacters. "KEEPING UP APPEARANCES" is a BBC Production and is
written and directed by Harold Snoad. Well, guys, here is Chapter Four,
and a number of readers who have requested Richard Bucket's big, bulky
daddy-bear Onslow be brought into the action will really enjoy this
chapter.....UNZIP ANDENJOY!!
                                              A few days after Richard's
hot orgy with Emmett and the Vicar, he was sent (by Hyacinth naturally)
over her sister Daisy's to pick up some old family photos of  Daddy she
wished to havecopied.
                                             But, when Richard got to
Daisy's, he found only Onslow at home. Daisy was away on a coach trip for
the day at the seaside with some of her neighbour lady friends, and Rose
was away for the weekend with her latest boyfriend, Mr. Butterfield. "HI,
DICKIE!" Onslow boomed, clapping his brother-in-law on the shoulder as he
ushered him into the unkempt, tacky, knick-nack strewn living room
that snobbish Hyacinth loathed with apassion.
                                              "Just me alone for the
day.......how about a beer and somecrisps?"
                                               " That sounds wonderful,
Onslow," Richard replied, taking off his fedora and dabbing the sweat
from his forehead with his handkerchief. As Onslow bent over to retrieve
a bag of smoky bacon-flavor crisps, Richard felt his cock start to
harden. Onslow was a big, beefy bear of a man, and, when he bent over,
his big, round arse strained at the seat of his tight, worn jeans.
Something about his bulky brother-in-law's massive backside was sending
jolts of lust through his body. Richard HAD to get his hands on Onslow's
big arse...but
how??
Fortunatley, Richard was smart. Richard started talking about his school
days, and how well he remembered the canings administered  to the
well-rounded backsides of his mates..and hisown.
                                           "Were you caned
often,Onslow?", " Richard asked, trying to cover the growing bulge behind
the fly of his suit trousers. The beer had loosened up Onslow
considerably. "Yeah, Dickie," he chuckled, scratching his massive gut
through his bulgingundershirt.
                                          "Truth was, I LOVED to get
caned...there was somethin' about dropping your trousers and bending over
and getting your arse caned by a strong-armed bloke that got to ya every
time....truth was Dickie, that I KNEW the headmasters and prefects all
wanted a turn at thrashing my big round arse, and, they loved it and so
did I! I could never sit comfortably but I always got my demerits
erased!" By now, Richard was openly stroking his throbbing erection
behind his fly; Onslow noticed and laughedloudly.
                            "I guess I still got that old magic,
Dickie...you wanna thrash me fat arse too!" Richard could not believe
what he was hearing...Onslow actually WANTED him to thrash his fat,
beefy, lazy arse!! " Before he could reply, Richard spotted an old
cricket bat standing up in the corner with assorted other junk, the usual
decor' in Daisy's living room. Richard doffed his suit jacket, rolled up
his shirt sleeves, and grabbed the bat by thehandle.
       "ALL RIGHT, ONSLOW!" Richard barked "DROP YOUR TROUSERS AND ASSUME
THE POSITION.....YOU'RE HERE TO BE THRASHED FOR INSUBORDINATION!"
Onslow's piggish eyes glinted with lust, and a  broad grin spread over
his florrid, beefy face. "YES,SIR!" Onslow replied, and Richard saw a
good-sized lump behind Onslow's fly as his big hands began to unbuckle
his belt. Onslow then turned his back on Richard, and dropped his jeans
to his ankles, along with his checkeredboxers.
                                            "OH, LORD!", Richard groaned,
"WHAT AN INCREDIBLE ARSE!!"  Onslow's bum was big, hairy, and
well-rounded; two huge meaty mounds of man-flesh that needed and DESERVED
to be thrashed! Onslow bent over the back of the worn-out settee,
thrusting his massive, furry arse out.....waiting for punishment. Richard
could not see it, but Onslow's fat, thick cock was hard as hell, drooling
lube onto the worn upholstery. Richard felt his own cock leak more lube
into his boxers, and, already, a dime-sized lube stain appeared to the
left of his fly. Without a word, Richard pulled back his arm, and brought
the cricket bat down hard against Onslow's fat, hairybumcheeks.
                           CRRRRAAAACCKKKK CRRRAACCCCKKK CRRRRRAAACCCKKK
CRRRAAACCCCKKK CRRAACCCCKKKKK Onslow gritted his teeth and grunted
heavily as Richard thrashed his big backside with the old cricket bat.
Again and again Richard swung that old bat with all his strength,
watching those two massive, furry mounds of arseflesh bounce and quiver,
and slowly turn from pink to red and to crimson. CRRRAACCKKK CRRRAACCKK
CRRRACCKKKKK CRAAACCKKKKK  Soon, Onslow's fat, hairy arsecheeks were a
hot, flaming red, and Richard's cock throbbed as he watched his bulky
brother-in-law's fat arse quiver and shake with each powerful blow.
Onslow muttered, cursed, and groaned as he humped his beer-can cock hard
against the oldsofa.
                     "OHHH, CHUFFIN' HECK, DICKIE," Onslow groaned "I'VE
NEEDED THIS FOR TOO LONG NOW...DON'T STOP, MATE!" Richard DID stop, but
only long enough to retrieve an old gym shoe he spied underneath the
telly. "I bet you got that fat bum slippered quite a bit, too, Onslow!"
Before Onslow could reply, Richard got next to Onslow, and his arm
encircled Onslow's thick waist. Licking his lips, he raised the old gym
shoe and started thrashing Onslow's sore, furry arse with the sole. SPLAT
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT Onslow gave up all pretenses of
toughing it out, and, to Richard's delight, started yelping, whimpering,
and crying outloudly.
                                         Soon, tears of submission and
long pent-up lust were coursing down Onslow's beefy jowls, and his plump
arsecheeks, jiggling and bouncing like Jello on a plate, were now an
angry, deep crimson, twin orbs of furry, well-blistered flesh. Richard
could not hold back; his balls were ready to explode. He threw the old
gym shoe down and unzip his fly. He hauled out his throbbing executive
cock and rubbed it against Onslow's left blistered arsecheek while he
roughly squeezed and rubbed the other. Onslow winced at Richard's rough
handling of his poor, battered backside, but only humped the old sofa
harder.
"UGHHHHHHH..UGHH..AUGHHH..OOHHHLOOORRRRD!!" Richard growled, as his fist
flew up and down his aching cock, and his thick, sticky cum shot out
violently, splattering across the vast expanse of his bearish
brother-in-law's furry, flaming backside.  "HERE IT COMES,
DICKIE......UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..OHHHYESSSSSSSS!!" Onslow moaned, and his
fat dick began spraying thick, scalding jets of jizz all over the worn
upholstery of the oldsofa.
                                   Jet after jet shot out of his stubby
cock, and he felt Richard's massive sperm-load dribble down into his
sweaty crack, and down his thick, tree-trunk legs. "OHHHHH,NICE!!" Onslow
muttered, having experienced an orgasm he'd not felt in ages. Secretly,
like Richard, he favored blokes over females, but only married out of
duty. Daisy was always complaining about how infrequently they had sex
these days. It wasn't cunt Onslow craved......how often he'd have to
sneak down to the basement for a good wank after seeing one of Rose's
sexy, studly gentleman friends!!  But Richard had ANOTHER surprise for
him.....he dropped to his knees and started licking his hot load of sperm
from Onslow's meaty, hairy, torturedbumcheeks.
                                          "OOHH,NICE!!!" Onslow muttered
again, as he felt Richard's fingers pull his fat cheeks apart, and his
tongue slither into the hairy, sweaty jungle that hid his tight, puckered
bunghole. "AAWWWWWWDICKIE!!!!!!!" Onslow grunted, loving the feel of his
dapper brother-in-law's tongue rimming his fat, , well-thrashed arse.
Then, Richard stood up, and, he dropped his suit trousers and reached
into his lube-splotched boxers and pulled out his own angry cock, which
was stiff as hell again. Onslow felt that thick tube of bone-hard flesh
slip between his glowing, blisteredmounds..........
                                 "OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLIMEY!!" Onslow
groaned, as he felt Richard's cock start to ease its way deeper into his
tight bunghole, a bunghole that had not been buggered in decades.
"YESSSSSSS...OHHYESSSSSS,ONSLOW...YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT," Richard snarled
as he thrust deeper between Onslow's glowing globes. Then, he grabbed
Onslow's bulging waist and started thrusting in and out of his
brother-in-law's big arse, loving the way that tight chute clamped down
on his cock like avice.
                                       Of course, Onslow's cock had again
stiffened, and he was grinding it again against the cum-sticky sofa as
his randy brother-in-law buggered him good. Then Richard reached under
Onslow's sweaty undershirt, and started pinching his stiff nipples and
kneading his pudgy, furry tits. Onlsow grunted in approval as Richard's
hands worked over his massive, hairy chest.  Then, Richard moved his
hands down and felt up Onslow's thick flanks with one hand while spanking
his fat, sore, jiggling arse with the other. He thrust in and out of
Onslow's sweaty bum like a sex-starved animal, loving the feel of that
tight chute milking his aching member.                     Every thrust
of Richard's cock battered Onslow's prostate anew.......erotic shockwaves
radiated from his pulverized prostate through every inch of his
masculine, chunkybody.
                   For an older man, Richard again felt like a teenager,
totally alive and glowing, free from his dominating wife Hyacinth!!
Suddenly, Onslow snarled, "OOHHYEAHH....DICKIE....DICKIE..YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE ME DO IT...YESSSSS..YESS...OOHHFUCKKKKKKK..UGHHHHHHHH!!!" Bucking
violently, Onslow shot another massive load, and, again, volleys of jizz
splattered all over the worn sofa, joining the load that still dribbled
down from earlier. Onslow's asshole clutched and massaged Richard's
throbbing cock, bringing him to the brink of noreturn.
                                              "OHHH,ONSLOW..I WANTED TO
BUGGER YOU FOR SO LONG..OOHH, ONSLOW..YESS..TAKE
IT..TAKE..UGHHH..UGHHHHHHHH!!"  Slapping Onslow's quivering bum harder,
Richard's cock let loose in Onslow's beefy arse, and his hot, steaming
cum sprayed the depths of Onslow's poor, abused bum like a fire hose.
Richard, his dress shirt soaked through with sweat, his balls aching, his
cock slowly deflating in Onslow's fat, tortured arse, leaned forward and
whispered in Onslow's ear "What did you think of that, Onslow?" Onslow
only grinned and replied, "OHHH, NICE!!"   THE END  Hope you readers
enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome! Part 5 will be coming
soon.........(!!)