Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 22:35:09 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "RICHARD BUCKET" (PART FIVE)

    OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL
characters . "Keeping Up Appearances" is a BBC Production and is directed
and written by Harold Snoad. OK, guys, here is Part 5 of the "Richard
Bucket" series......in this chapter, you MIGHT just say Richard is going
to find himself the "middleman"........UNZIP AND
ENJOY!!
A few days later, Richard was alone at home, eagerly awaiting the arrival
of Emmett and the Vicar. Hyacinth had accompanied her well-heeled sister
Violet to a prestigious charity luncheon, and Emmett's sister Liz was
visiting friends out of town, and would not return until late that
evening. Richard's cock was already bulging the fly of his suit trousers,
in anticipation of what manly, erotic adventures awaitedhim.......
                                Within the hour, both the handsome Emmett
and that dishy Vicar had arrived. Richard poured each of them a sherry
and the drinks went round, and the three men toasted each other heartily.
Richard licked his lips as he saw the hefty bulges in both Emmett's and
the Vicars trousers.....he KNEW they were more then ready to have another
go! Then Richard stood up and began loosening his tie, and told the other
two men to strip down to thier underwear. Niether Emmett or the Vicar
needed coaxing; in a minute they had taken off thier shoes, trousers, and
shirts. Richard wore a tight A-shirt and snug, green-striped boxers; his
socks and garters completed the eroticpicture.
          Emmett wore a V-neck and solid blue tapered boxers, and that
sexy Vicar wore a crew-neck and VERY SNUG red-checkered boxers, that
showed off his bulging basket and firm, round arse to perfection. Like
Richard, both Emmett and the Vicar wore garters with thier socks, making
them look extremley sexy andmasculine.
                                          "All right, gentlemen", Richard
said "let's get things moving!" Richard then dropped to his knees and his
hands reached into the fly of Emmett's boxers, and then did the same for
the Vicar. Both virile men groaned as they felt Richard's rough hands
grab onto thier throbbing erections and pull them out of thier sweaty
shorts. Both cocks were hot to the touch, and clear lube flowed freely
from both of them. Richard's tongue started to flick and slither at
Emmett's cock, and then, he did the same to the Vicar's. Then, Richard
opened up his mouth as wide as he could, and both Emmett and the Vicar
gasped as Richard's hot mouth enclosed around the sensitive heads of
thier throbbingerections.
      "YE GODS, RICHARD!!" , " Emmett growled, closing his eyes in bliss.
"OOHHHLORDDDDDD!!" the Vicar sighed as his fat cock rubbed against
Emmett's in Richard's mouth. Emmett and the Vicar then started to kiss,
thier tongues slithering in and out of each other's mouths, as thier
strong hands squeezed and kneaded each other's firm arses through thier
tight undershorts. Every once in a while, Richard would rub the leaking
heads of his horny friend's drooling dongs against his bristly mustache,
and both men groaned in pleasure at the highly-eroticsensation.
                                              Suddenly, the Vicar pulled
away from Emmett and said, "Let's really get things going......I've
waited too long for this and I'm not jolly well going to wait any
longer!"  The Vicar then knelt on the floor of the bedroom, his
spit-shiny monster cock jutting out of the fly of his boxers, and then
growled, "ALL RIGHT RICHARD.....IT'S ALL YOURS..GO FOR IT, MAN!" Richard
licked his lube-slick lips and muttered, "Oh, God," as he got down on his
hands and knees and deep-throated the Vicar's pounding
dick.
The sight of Richard's round arse in his tight shorts was too much for
Emmett. He, also, got down on his hands and knees and pulled the seat of
Richard's shorts down to just below his plump, furry arse. He leaned
forward and then his strong, piano playing fingers dug deeply into
Richard's hairy bumcheeks and spread them apart, and Richard moaned
deeply when he felt Emmett's talented tongue slithering through his
furry, sweaty crack, teasing his sensitive, pulsating bunghole. The Vicar
pumped his tight, boxer-clad arse as his fat cock plowed in and out of
Richard's hot mouth. Richard was obviously who learned quick, and, it was
obvious that Richard was indeed a natural-born
cocksucker.
"UGHHNNNNNNNNNNN" Richard moaned, as he felt the head of Emmett's hard
shaft stretch his tight pucker. Emmett grabbed Richard's waist as he
eased more and more of his piano-player's prick deeper between Richard's
hairy bumcheeks. "OOHH, DAMN, RICHARD, YOU'VE GOT THE TIGHTEST ARSE IN
BRITAIN!!", Emmett growled, as he started plowing in and out of his
executive mate's hairyarse.
                                            Emmett THOUGHT he'd heard
someone let themselves in the back door, but payed no attention to it
whatsoever as he kept on riding Richard's hot arse. Suddenly, both Emmett
and the Vicar were startled when they heard a familiar, booming voice
call out, "HI DICKIE! GLAD YOU REMEMBERED TO INVITE ME TO YOUR LITTLE
PARTY!"  It was none other than Richard's beefy, bulky, bear of a
brother-in-law,Onslow!
                                             "Hello, Onslow," Emmett
chuckled, "glad you could join us...there's plenty of action here!" The
Vicar merely gave a friendly grin to the beefy Onslow and went back to
feeding Richard more of his fat clergyman's cock. Onslow doffed his vest
and worn jeans, along with his clunky work shoes. His massive gut and
stiff nipples were displayed to perfection in his bulging undershirt, and
tufts of thick chest hair sprouted above theneck.
                 He wore solid-red boxers, and Emmett licked his lips as
he watched Onslow reach a meaty paw into the fly of his sweaty boxers and
pull out a cock that was as thick and meaty as if it belonged to a very
aroused bull!! "Right, then, Emmett," Onslow chuckled "Dickie told me
you've got a taste for this!" and, before Emmett could reply, Onslow
shoved a good five inches of his thick bull-cock into his hot,
cock-hungrymouth.
                      "OOOHHHH,NICE!!" Onslow growled, loving the feel of
Emmett's manly mouth wrapped around his beer-can cock. Richard,
meanwhile, was in total bliss. With the Vicar's big pole thrusting in and
out of his mouth, and Emmett's steel-hard bone plowing his hairy arse,
Richard was hitting new heights of erotic bliss. Emmett's hand had
reached around to feel up Onslow's big, hefy bum through his red shorts,
and Onslow moaned loudly as Emmett's hand felt up his big arse while that
hot mouth tortured his aching British
boner.
 His mouth full of the Vicar's love-pole, Richard could only moan as he
felt Emmett's free hand reach underneath his gut and slip inside his
boxers, pulling out his stubby, but rock-hard shaft.
"MMNNNHHHHHGHH...UGHHHNNNN" Richard moaned softly as Emmett's fist
began pump his throbbing tool in time to the fucking of his furry ,
white-collarbum.
                  "I'LL SAY THIS FOR YOU, EMMETT," Onslow chuckled, his
fat cock bieng expertly deep-throated by Emmett "YOU MAY BE GOOD AT THE
PIANO BUT YOU REALLY EXCEL AT THE SKIN-FLUTE!!"  The Vicar was in total
bliss, his big hands gently carressing Richard's balding head as his
throbbing erection, jutting out of the fly of his sweaty undershorts,
slid in and out of Richard's mustache-framed lips. Richard could take no
more. Every nerve ending in his stocky body screamed out in sexual
ecstacy as he deep-throated the Vicar's cock while Emmett buggered his
tight arse from behind, and yanked his own throbbing cock through the fly
of his shorts. "MMNNGHHH..UGHHH..UAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Richard growled, as his
hairy balls finally exploded. His cock started spewing geyesrs
of white-collar daddy-jizz all over Emmett's pumping fist, the thick
carpet, and the Vicar's hairy legs. His overloaded prostate and his
blinding orgasm caused his cock-stuffed sphincter to spasm around
Emmett's arse-poundingdong.
"YEEEEGODSSSSSSSSS!!" Emmett snarled, feeling his loaded balls churn.
"DAMN YOU, RICHARD, TAKE MY DAMN LOAD UP THAT HAIRY
BUM......OHHYESSSSS..YES...UGHHHH..AUGGHHHH!!" His swaying balls smacking
Richard's furry arsecheeks, Emmett shot a huge, explosive load deep
between Richard's bumcheeks, thick, sticky jets of divorced-daddy spunk
flooding Richard's cock-stuffed arse with gobs of thick cream. The musky,
sweaty, masculine aroma of Onslow hairy crotch, the feel of his bloated,
hairy balls smacking his chin, the taste of his fat cock sliding between
his tightly-clamped lips, the feel of Onslow's big, firm arse.......bliss
forEmmett!!
                       "OOOOOHHHNICE," Onslow grunted, as his bulging
balls let loose with a torrent of thick cum, flooding Emmett's mouth with
its salty/sweet taste, overflowing his manly lips to dribble down his
chin. Emmett tried to swallow as much of Onslow's hot load as he could,
but there was simply too much of
it.                                                      The grunting,
groaning, manly men reaching thier peaks about him; the pungent smell of
man- sweat and freshly-shot spunk finally brought that dishy Vicar to
the point of no return. "OOHHHHRICHARD..... YES, MAN, SWALLOW THE SEEDS
OF GOOD CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP!" the Vicar snarled as his cock throbbed in
Richard's mouth, pulsating and thobbing as it exploded with volleys of
hot clergyman's cum, flooding Richard's hot mouth with that hot, manly
taste that Richard had come tosavor.
          The clean, crisp scent of the Vicar's cologne, mixing with his
tangy sweat, really hit Richard hard. All four men were grunting and
moaning, cursing softly, breathing heavily as they came down from thier
massive orgasms. Emmett leaned foward towards the Vicar, and, he also
leaned inwards, and the two oversexed men shared a deep and passionate
kiss as Emmett slowly withdrew his battered cock from Richard's
cum-oozing bunghole. Onslow playfully rubbed the cum-oozing head of his
bull-cock against Emmett's lean, sweaty face and Emmett gave Onslow's
beefy arse a couple of good solid squeezes with his hand. As he came back
to reality, Richard looked at his wristwatch. The morning was still
young, and, Hyacinth wouldn't be back until later this afternoon......
THE END...HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED! COMMENTS AND FEEDBACK ALWAYS WELCOME!