Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:57:18 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "RICHARD BUCKET"   (PART 6)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL
characters. "KEEPING UP APPEARANCES" is a BBC Production and is directed
and written by Harold Snoad. Well, "KUA" fans, in this hot chapter , the
dapper, horny Richard Bucket is "exploring new territory to conquer...."
namely, the handsome, randy Major, who, up until now, fancied
only snobbish Hyacinth.......UZIP ANDENJOY!!
                                             Richard Bucket and his
ultra-snobbish, overbearing wife Hyacinth, were spending a weekend at the
Chesford Grange, where Richard was to be playing golf (which, incidently,
he hated) with a family "friend", Major Wilton Smythe. After they
had settled in, Hyacinth went outdoors to stroll about the gardens,
leaving Richard to play golf. In thier lavish suite, Richard had just
finished showering, and was clad only in his boxers, dark dress socks,
and garters. Richard had forgotten to lock the door to the room, and,
without warning, there came two loud knocks, and, the door swung open,
and there was the Major, who (I might add) was hoping to catch Hyacinth
alone. But, he had NO idea how lucky he was at that moment to find only
Richard!!
                                                "I say, Bucket," the
Major laughed, eyeing Richard in only his shorts and socks "looks like
you're all ready for fun and games, old boy!"  Even though this intrusion
caught Richard off-guard, he was still sharp and quick on the draw. After
all, he HAD wanted to bugger the dapper, distinguished, handsome Major's
firm, beefy arse for too long now. "As a matter of fact, Major, " Richard
replied, feeling his cock starting to twitch " I AM ready for 'fun and
games'.....with you!! " The reason Richard was so bold , was that, on
more than a few occassions, the randy Major had patted Richard's arse and
even goosed him a few times, making it seem it was all a joke. But,
Richard suspected, (correctly, as it turned out!) that the Major was
secretly bi, but kept that side of him well under wraps. On hearing that
unexpected remark, the Major fakedastonishment.
                " With ME, RICHARD???? GOOD GOD, MAN...WHAT ARE YOU
SUGGESTING??"  Richard could see this was merely a bluff, and he made his
move right then and there. "What I'm suggesting, Major," Richard
chuckled, "is this...." The dapper, strapping Major, still wearing his
tweed cap and expensive blazer felt his aristocratic shaft start to
harden in his trousers as Richard's hand started to rub and squeeze it
behind hisfly.
             "GOOD LORD, RICHARD........I SEE YOU WASTE NO TIME!" Within
a moment, the Major's cock was at full mast, a throbbing slab of British
bone begging for release. "I think you've wanted this for a long time,
Major, " Richard muttered "I know I have!" With that, Richar unzipped the
Major's fly and unbuckled his belt. He then pushed the Major's trousers
down to his ankles, revealing his strong, hairy legs, and argyle socks
held up with garters. Richard actually started to drool at the erotic
sight beforehim.
                         The Major was wearing a pair of red-striped,
old-fashioned snap-front boxers, and his massive cock, leaking a steady
flow of lube into the sweaty cotton, looked to be a real whopper....at
least ten inches!  Richard slowly unbuttoned two of the snaps on the
Major's shorts, leaving the waist snap untouched, and, when the last snap
was undone, the Major's massive erection swung out, a long thread of lube
hanging from the dribbling
slit.
"OOOOHHHGODDDD!!!!!: The Major groaned, as Richard's talented executive
tongue slithered and danced along the lube-slick head of his rock-hard
prong, and then Richard opened his mouth wide and swallowed a good seven
inches of the Major's pounding trouser-snake. "DAMN, BUCKET!!," the Major
groaned, his big hands carressing Richard's balding head. Richard reached
round and start rubbing and squeezing the Major's round, firm, manly
arsecheeks as he continued to deep-throat his huge, poundingshaft.
     The Major, with Richard's hands firmly clamped onto his
underwear-clad bum, thrust his hips back and forth, fucking Richard's
hot, moist mouth, loving the wet sucking noises his huge dong made as it
pulled in and out of his cock-sucking mate's mouth. Richard's own cock,
stubby and rock hard, was jutting out of the fly of his own boxers,
dribbling lube onto the Major's bunched-up trousers. Suddenly, the Major
pushed Richard away and hauled him up off his
knees.                           "Let's get up on the bed and have a hot
'69', Bucket!! I've always wanted a good '69' while in my shorts!"  With
that, the Major slid his trousers over his shoes and, after slipping them
off as well, got on the bed with Richard. Side-by-side Richard and the
Major lie, and the Major wasted no time in wrapping his lips around
Richard's throbbing cock, deeply inhaling the clean, soapy smell of
Richard's crotch. Richard moaned as he felt the handsome Major's mouth
wrap around his aching member, feeling his hairy balls starting to
boil.
The two virile, distinguished men sucked off each others' pounding dicks
through thier undershorts like sex-starved teenagers, and Richard was
really getting off on the cock-tingling masculine aroma of sweat, soap,
and cologne..the smell of a sexy, VERY HORNY Major!! Richard played with
the Major's firm arse with one hand, while teasing and massaging his
bulging nuts with the other. That did it for the randyMajor!
         "MMMNNHHNN..MMHNN..UGHHHH..UGHHH!!!!!!" the Major grunted, his
mouth stuffed with Richard's cock, as his own massive shaft exploded,
flooding Richard's mouth with jet after steamy jet of aristocratic jizz.
Richard tried to swallow as much of the Major's tasty load as he could,
savoring that rich, manly taste. The Major's mouth clamped tightly to
Richard's stubby cock, really pouring on the suction, and Richard managed
to groan, "OOHHhhhhhhyessssssss..." as his own bloated balls letloose.
                                               The Major felt Richard's
cock throb in his mouth, and was rewarded with a good half-dozen spurts
of hot executive sperm down his throat. As both men came down off
of thier sexual highs, Richard inhaled deeply, breathing in the rich,
gamy scent of man-sweat and freshly-shot
spunk.
At that moment, both Richard and the Major KNEW that they had truly
bonded, and that thier friendship would certainly deepen over
time........and, as for Hyacinth, she could not understand why, later
on, at her infamous candelight suppers, WHY the Major was now virtually
ignoring her, and now focusing his lustful stares at her husband,
Richard??    THE END!! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are
always welcome!