Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:09:49 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "RICHARD BUCKET"   (PART 9)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: The following story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL
characters. "KUA" is a BBC production and is written and directed by
Harold Snoad.  Well, "Richard Bucket" fans, here is Chapter Nine; with
Hyacinth out of town, Richard decides to throw his OWN little
"candlelight supper" for his mates.....and what a "main course" is in
store for them.......(!!)  UNZIP AND ENJOY!!  With Hyacinth away (yet
again!) for another extended weekend up at her sister Violet's luxury
country cottage, Richard decided to throw a little "candlelight supper"
of his own. He had invited over Emmett and that "dishy Vicar", and, at
the moment, they were sitting in the Bucket's living room, enjoying the
cocktails Richard had justmade.
                 "Just a little something to whet your appettites,"
Richard chuckled mysteriously, as he tried to adjust the solid bulge
behind the fly of his suit trousers to a more comfortable position.
Emmett whispered into the Vicar's ear, "I think the old devil is planning
something." The Vicar grinned and took another sip of his drink. "Jolly
good, Emmett", he replied "I'm always ready for whatever Richard has in
store!" Richard looked at his watch and announced, "Gentlemen, dinner is
served!" And, with that, Emmett and the Vicar followed Richard to the
closed dining room doors. "Hope you've both brought an appetite!" he
chuckled, as he opened the doors to the candlelit diningroom.
            "YE GODS!!" Emmett exclaimed, feeling his cock snap to rigid
attention in his dress slacks. "OH, LORD!!" added the Vicar, his own cock
now at full mast. There, on his back on the dining room table, was The
Major, wearing nothing but a very snug A-shirt, a pair of tight,
red-striped button-front boxers, and argyle socks held up by garters. The
Major had his hands clasped behind his head, revealing the thick tufts of
hair in his sweaty pits. "Bloody wonderful to see you gents could make it
this evening," The handsome Major chuckled, his massive cock straining
the buttons of his sexyundershorts.
                             "All right, my friends," Richard laughed,
"hope you enjoy the main course!" With that, Richard unzipped the fly of
his suit pants, and reached in to pull out his stubby, sweaty, lube-slick
cock. "I'm faminished for a hot sausage roll, myself!" The Major
chuckled, and , before he could say anything more, Richard had stuffed
his cock in his cock-hungry
mouth.
"MMMMMMmmmmhhhhh" The Major moaned, sucking on Richard's tasty executive
cock while his big hand reach round to rub and squeeze Richard's hot arse
through his suit trousers. Emmett, had been eyeing the huge bulge in The
Major's shorts and could not holdback.
                    "Come along, then, Vicar, " he ordered "Let's have a
taste of this prime slab of beef!" The Major groaned again as he felt
Emmett's and the Vicar's fingers undoing the buttons of his undershorts,
and then reaching in to pull out his huge cock and his bloated, sweaty,
hairy balls. "OHHHHGODDDD!" Emmett moaned in bliss as he started licking
up and down the rigid length of The Major's pounding erection, his eager
tongue lapping the thick lube that dribbled steady out of the blunt head.
Meanwhile, the Vicar was sucking away on The Major's huge balls, and the
handsome clergyman loved the feel of the raspy hairs tickling his tongue
as he tongue-bathed those cum-loaded British
balls.                                                       Richard,
meanwhile was really enjoying a slow, unrushed blowjob from the hunky
Major, but, then , he pulled out of The Major's mouth, and his tongue
started to slither and slurp through the thick black hairs in The Major's
sweaty pit. "GOOD MAN, BUCKET," The Major praised "YOU CERTAINLY ARE
QUITE TALENTED,OLD BOY!"  The Major moaned loudly now as his throbbing
cock was now bieng worked over by both Emmett AND the
Vicar.
The two horny men fought over the massive organ, licking, sucking,
lapping; nearly driving The Major wild. Thier strong hands slid up and
down his powerful, hairy legs, fingering his garters, and pinching his
stiff nipples through his sweaty undershirt. Never before had thier been
such a "spread" in the Bucket dining room! Richard then stood up and
said, "I think The Major's well done on this side....let's flip him over
and get started on the other
!"                                                           Two other
pairs of manly hands made short work of flipping the studly Major over on
his gut. His tight boxers hugged his round, broad arse like a second
skin, and both Emmett and the Vicar licked thier lips in anticipation! It
was only then that The Vicar noticed that the leaves of the table were
pulled apart, just enough to allow The Major's huge trouser-snake to hang
down underneath.                               Slowly, Richard
manouevered himself under the table, and started sucking on The Major's
fat cock, loving that musky, manly taste of that distinguished,
upper-classboner!
                                              Emmett's long fingers had
dug into the meaty, furry flesh of The Major's manly arse, pulling the
firm orbs apart, exposing his tight bunghole, nearly obscured by thick
hair. "I say, Vicar," Emmett observed  " ol' Richard really knows how to
put out a jolly good 'spread' !"  "Right you are, Emmett, the horny Vicar
replied, "I'm starving!" The Major moaned "OOHHHDAMNNNNNN...YESSSSSSSS!!"
As he felt two, slick, masculine tongues slithering through the hairy,
sweaty trench between his hairyarsecheeks.
                          His bunghole was clean and musky, faintly
tasting of soap. Emmett and the Vicar pulled The Major's bumcheeks as far
apart as they would go, and were giving the distinguished fellow a hot
rimming he'd never forget!  Then, without a word, Emmett got up and went
to the head of the table and gave The Major an evil grin. "You KNOW you
want it, Major!" he chuckled, and dropped his trousers, and then pulled
down the sweaty, lube-splotched crotch of his tight blue y-fronts, and
shoved his throbbing dick into The Major's willing
mouth.                                                       Meanwhile,
Richard was underneath the table, reveling in having The Major's juicy
cock in his mouth, wrapping his lips tightly around that meaty shaft,
making The Major groan loudly. "I can't wait any longer!" The Vicar
snarled as he slipped both his trousers and his undershorts over both his
gartered socks and his shoes. His throbbing cock, jutting out of his
thick black bush, was drooling lube like a faucet. He got up on top of
the sturdy dining room table, and started easing his aching clerical cock
between The Major's furryarsecheeks.
                                            His mouth too full of
Emmett's cock, The Major let out a muffled moan as he felt the Vicar's
slick fuckrod invade his tight bunghole. Emmett then held onto The
Major's head as he throttled his big cock in and out of The Major's hot
mouth. The Major, in response, reached round and grabbed tightly to
Emmett's firm little arse, pulling his y-fronts down in the back so he
could feel up that hairy little bum and finger that tightpucker.
                                      Richard's cock, still jutting out
of his unzipped fly, was leaking lube all over Richard's pumping fist and
his expensive suit pants. The Vicar could not believe how damned tight
The Major's hairy arsehole was, and he fucked the hunky older man as
though he were still a randy teenager. The Major's prostate was going
haywire; he had one throbbing cock stuffed up his arse, another sliding
in and out of his mouth, and Richard's mouth working overtime on his OWN
throbbingtool!
                                              The flickering candelight
in the Bucket dining room illuminated a male orgy that was going hot and
heavy....NEVER had a "candlelight supper" at the Bucket's been such a
smashing success! "UUURRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!" The Major moaned,
as his overworked prostate gave up its valiant fight. His hairy balls let
loose with torrents of thick, sweet/salty upper-class sperm that sprayed
out of his huge cock, flooding Richard's mouth and dribbling down his
chin and onto his shirtfront andtie.
                         This, in turn, drove Richard over the edge, and
he pumped his stubby shaft angrily, and hot, creamy jets of executive
jizz sprayed all over his suit pants as well as the rug. The Major's
thick fingers probing Emmett's hairy chute caused him to blow his load as
well. "OHHHHHFUCCKKKKKKK...YESSS......OHHH,DAMN........YOU UPPER CLASS
COCKSUCKER...TAKE THIS DAMN LOAD!!!" Emmett's cock unleashed a flood of
spunk that The Major tried to swallow, but, like his own load, it was
simply too much, and soon his noble chin was awash with Emmett's thick
sperm. As The Major busted his nut, his sweaty bunghole flexed around the
Vicar's arse-invading dong, bringing him to his peak.
"OOOOOOLORD..YES..OHHHLORDYESSSS..UGHHH..UUGGHH..OH, GOD!!!"  The
handsome clergyman buggered the dapper Major's arsehole with a vengence,
and his cock exploded in The Major's arse, annoiting that tight, furry,
manly rear with wad after creamy wad of thick clerical cum. The Vicar's
cock made soft, squishing sounds as it continued to bugger that tight,
furry cum-loaded arsehole. Under the table, as Richard's tongue took a
few last laps at The Major's now-spent cock, he chuckled to himself,
licking stray globs of The Major's jizz from his mustache. "Who said that
a candlelight supper at our house is always a disaster?"    THE END!!
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