Date: Wed, 28 May 2003 22:57:19 EDT
From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com
Subject: "Skinny Deputy Gets His Man" (celebrity)
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION, and is NOT meant to imply
anything of the sexualities of Andy Griffith and Don Knotts. I dedicate this story to
my good buddy, Mike.......Mike, drool and enjoy, my friend!!! LOL!!
(Hollywood, 1963)
Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were nationally famous as the small-town sherriff
who never carried a gun, and his skinny, inept deputy; two men who were seen on
millions of television screens across the nation each week. Off-camera, thier
on-screen friendship had not only strengthened, but developed into a
passionate sexual relationship as well.
Though both men were married, they
both enjoyed having hot, passionate, often kinky sex together. No one but Andy
knew what an experienced cocksucker Don was........those thick fish-lips of
his carressed and massaged Andy's massive prong during one of his hot, sloppy
blowjobs. The senation of those thick lips wrapped around has pounding
nine-inch monster made Andy's hairy balls churn just thinking about it.
And only Don knew how hot Andy's ass was.........his
round, firm, hairy buns that Don loved to watch quiver and turn red when he
spanked them, and only he knew how hot, tight, and sweaty Andy's chute was.
That tight man-pussy could really milk a big, hard cock to an awesome,
nut-busting orgasm. And television
viewers had no idea that Don was hung like a horse; so long was the skinny
little guy's fuckrod, that he had to have his boxer shorts
custom-tailored.........but Andy knew....................
So, on this July weekend in 1963, Andy and Don were up in
the mountains at Andy's fishing cabin. Both men knew there would be no
fishing.............nothing but hot, steamy, kinky, sweaty mansex between two best
buddies. Both Andy and Don were dressed in thier
tv costumes, both wearing thier familiar khaki uniforms.
Andy sat down in the middle of his rustic sofa, and spread his big legs
wide. Don licked his thick lips as he stared at the huge bulge behind the fly of
Andy's uniform pants. A large lube stain was already spreading to the left of
his fly. With a sly grin and a
wink, Don dropped to his knees, and started licking the hefty bulge in Andy's
uniform pants.
His hot tongue lapped the lube that seeped through the material, and
traced the outline of Andy's fat cock through the sweaty material. Then Don
unbuckled Andy's thick belt and unzipped his fly.
As he pulled apart the flaps of
Andy's trousers, he could see Andy's fat prick bulging the sweaty, lube-stained
crotch of his blue boxer shorts. Don again licked his lips.
Andy groaned long and loud as he felt the familiar
nut-churning sensation of Don's thick, fleshy lips wrapping around the thick length of
his sweaty trouser snake. Andy squirmed on the sofa as Don's fleshy lips
massaged and carrassed his aching member.
Then
Andy reached down and pulled off Don's uniform cap.
As Don's expert mouth continued to work on his pounding
dick, Andy brought the uniform cap to his face and inhaled it deeply before
letting his tongue go to work, both on the inside and the outside.
Andy reached down to massage
Don's skinny shoulder as his hot tongue relished in the taste of Don's
sweat, Vitalis, and a hint of Old Spice. He felt the cum in his hairy balls churn
even more......................
Then Don slowly,
reluctantly, removed his hot mouth from his buddy's slick, throbbing shaft. He
stood up and, when he did so, Andy also stood up, and slid his uniform pants
and sweaty shorts off over his socks and black boots.
His nine-inch cock swung out in all its sweaty glory, jutting out
of a thick, jet-black jungle of hair. Then Don sat down in
the middle of the sofa and made Andy get across his skinny legs. Andy's bulky
torso nearly crushed him, but Don was concentrating on Andy's
ass........round, hairy, and sweaty, with a thick jungle of hair between his manly cheeks.
Brushing Andy's
shirt out of the way, Don proceeded to spank, whip, and paddle Andy's round,
beefy ass, using his small but firm hand, a hairbrush, a wooden paddle, and his
own belt.
Andy whimpered, grunted, and moaned as his skinny
little pal thoroughly spanked his quivering, hairy ass. Each stinging blow to
his red, glowing buns made Andy's hard cock grind even harder against Don's
skinny trouser-clad thigh. The assault on his
round, hairy ass was too much for Andy's overloaded nuts. Cussing loudly, Andy's
fat cock began spewing jet after jet of hot, sticky cum all over Don's uniform
pants and the sofa.
Don's small but firm hand kept on spanking Andy's red, quivering,
meaty buns until the last drop of jizz had been ejected from his
hairy, overloaded balls. Finally,
Andy lay spent and exhausted across Don's skinny knees, his bulky,
broad-shouldered torso heaving and sweating profusely. Then Don
made Andy get up off his sperm-soaked lap while he took his police-style rubber
raincoat and laid it on the floor.
He ordered Andy to lay gut-down on the rubber raincoat,
and a fresh electric jolt coursed through Andy's cock as it made contact with
the slick rubber beneath it.
Now Don took off his own pants and
shorts, and his monstrous, ten-and-a-half inch cock swung out, hard as hell, thick
lube dribbling from the slick blunt head. Don slipped off one of his black
shoes and placed it by Andy's mouth. Andy wasted no time in letting his thick,
manly tongue exploring the interior of Don's shoe, savoring the hot, erotic,
masculine taste of sweat and leather.
Andy felt his cock start to twitch against the rubber as he devoured Don's sweaty
shoe.
Don stretched out on the floor between
Andy's wide-spread hairy legs, and he brought his head up to the level of
Andy's round, hairy buns. As always, the sight of Andy's beefy, furry glutes made
Don's massive dong pound furiously. His slim fingers dug into the meaty, furry
mounds of Andy's succulent assflesh and pried them apart. Don moaned
as his ass-hungry tongue started to slither its way though the thickly haired,
sweaty crack betwen his best buddy Andy's manly buns.
When his hot tongue hit Andy's sweaty pucker, Andy groaned loudly as his
skinny little pal's talented tongue reamed his sweaty twitching chute. The feel
of Andy's thick black ass-hairs rasping against his tongue was driving Don
wild, and he rubbed his fat horsecock against the rubber raincoat, hot lube
drooling onto the now-sweaty rubber.
Then Don tossed
Andy his sweaty, custom-tailored blue-striped boxer shorts, and Andy pressed
Don's sweaty shorts to his face, his tongue greedily lapping up the hot sweat and
drying lube, his big cock grinding against the rubber beneath him.
Don raised up and spit into his small hand several times, and then used
his saliva to lube up his massive ten-and-a-half-inch horsecock, and started
wedging the angry head into Andy's sweaty sphincter.
Andy moaned and cussed as more and
more of Don's huge cock slid deeper and deeper between his his blistered, hairy
buns. Grabbing onto Andy's broad, solid shoulders, Don began to
pump his huge dick in and out of his buddy's hairy ass. Andy moaned as his
hairy chute was plowed and reamed by Don's prostate-pounding ass-splitter.
Don grunted and growled like an animal as his lengthy cock rammed
his macho pal's hairy ass. The black hairs of Andy's sweaty ass-trench clung to
Don's plunging member as it continued to slam in and out of Andy's well-worn
ass. By this time, so much lube had
leaked out of Andy's rubber-humping cock, that his meaty shaft slid around in a
puddle of the sticky stuff, the highly-erotic feel of his hard cock sliding
against lube-slick rubber was really making his churning balls
boil....................................
Andy reached over and grabbed Don's discarded
uniform pants, and he started to lap up his own cum from the crotch and legs of
Don's pants, his tongue slithering across the zipper, tasting and smelling
Don's sweat and dried lube. Andy
could not hold back any longer; his boiling balls simply could not be
controlled. He let out with a stream of obscenities so blue his tv fans would have been
in total shock as his hairy balls exploded. His nine-inch cock began spurting
out hot gobs of spunk, matting his pubic hair, staining his uniform shirt,
thoroughly creaming the sweaty rubber raincoat beneath him.
As Andy
orgasmed, his overworked asshole clutched wildly at Don's slamming horsecock. Holding
tightly to Andy's strong shoulders, the skinny little guy growled deep in his
throat, as his aching nuts finally blew, and his fat horsecock began shooting
wad after wad of thick, hot cum deep inside his pal's tight, hairy ass. Don
continued to thrust in and out of Andy's well-fucked ass until the last drop of
spooge had been released from his sweaty nuts. Don could hear the moist,
squishing noises of Andy's cock as it slid in the massive puddle of cum that now
coated the rubber raincoat...................
As Don
collapsed on Andy's broad, sweaty back, his huge dong growing soft in his best
pal's hairy ass, the two men started to nuzzle and kiss.
Don pulled out of Andy's hairy, cum-dripping ass, and the two men,
sweaty, disheveled, and sexually satisfied, wrapped thier arms around each other,
deep-kissed and reveled in the intimacy of thier deep friendship......and
thier deep love for one another. Andy had to chuckle to himself, imagining what
Aunt Bee would say if she knew what went on between him and his skinny little
pal......... THE END!!! Comments and feedback are always welcome!