Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2015 22:34:27 +0000
From: Liam Dale <arsesandbulges@gmail.com>
Subject: The Lads of Albert Square Chapter 2

Max Branning is sat in the café drinking a cup of coffee and staring at
his phone every few seconds, waiting for Peter to text. Ever since he and
Peter had fucked last week, he can't get the thought of the young blonde
lads naked body out of his head. They have been texting ever since, and
have shared a couple of kisses but apart from that nothing else has
happened.

Max's face lights up when he sees that he has a new message from
Peter. `Just woke up, must have been dreaming about u cos I'm rock hard. P
x' The message reads.

`Show me x'. Max replies.

Moments later, Max receives another message from Peter this time with a
picture attached. Max opens the picture, and he feel his cock getting
harder and harder every second he looked at it.

Peter had taken a naked selfie in the bathroom mirror, winking at the
camera with a cheeky look on his face as he held his hard cock in his
hands. Max is so transfixed at the sight of Peter's naked body he is
startled when he heard a familiar voice.

"If I know my brother, you've either just found out you've won the lottery
or your speaking to a bird." Jack Branning says, sitting down opposite Max.

Max quickly locks his phone and puts it away in his pocket. "Alright Jack,
what you doing back here?" He says, trying to change the subject.

"I had to come over this way for work so I thought I'd pop round, Lauren
said you'd be here." Jack says. "So go on, which one is it, lottery or
bird?"

"Neither!" Max says. To be fair, he wasn't lying.

"Come on mate, 42 years I've know you, you can't lie to me." Jack says, he
wasn't going to drop it.

"Honestly Jack, just drop it, yeah? It's neither." Max says.

"You know I won't say nowt Max, just tell me. Whose brains you been fucking
out this week?"

Max and Jack have always been open about their sex lives with each other,
whether they'd fucked a man or a woman they always tell each other. They
are very similar in the respect that they love sex, no matter who it is
with.

"Peter." Max says quietly.

"Peter Beale?" Jack is surprised, and doesn't quite believe it. "Fuck off."

"You're just jealous I got to fuck him before you did." Max snarls. "Looks
like the Jack Branning magic is starting to wear off."

"Yeah right." Jack says. "If I still lived round here I bet he'd be begging
me to fuck him. I could have anyone round here."

"You think?" Max asks. "Next person who walks through that door, you've got
to fuck them by the end of the day. I bet you you won't do it."

"How much?" Jack asks.

"What?" Max says.

"How much you betting?" Jack asks, confident that he'd be able to work his
magic on any of the residents of the Square.

"Tenner." Max says.

"Fuck off, a hundred!" Jack says. "If you're so confident I won't be
ballsdeep in them by tonight, then you've got nothing to lose have ya?"

Max thinks for a second. "Deal." he says, shaking Jack's hand.

The two men wait for a couple of minutes and no one enters the
café. Just as Jack was about to call the bet off, a familiar voice can
be heard.

"Alright Marie, I'll have three of those sticky buns ta." Jay Brown enters
the café and walks straight up to the counter. Max smirks, there is no
way Jack could persuade Jay to let him fuck him.

Marie places the sticky buns in a bag and hands them over to Jay. Jay hands
Marie a five pound note. "Keep the change." He says cheerily, and then
exits.

"Clocks ticking." Max says to Jack with a smirk on his face. Jack grabs his
coat and runs out after Jay. Max takes a swig of his drink, and then pulls
his phone back out of his pocket and starts texting Peter again.

Out on the Square, Jack manages to catch up with Jay. "Alright Jay mate,
don't suppose you could look at my car when you get a minute could ya?"

"Alright Jack! We're booked up all day mate, I'm sorry. Could you not take
it somewhere else?" Jay says.

"I wouldn't ask if I weren't desperate." Jack says, trying to turn on the
charm.

"Look, Phil would kill me if he found out but since you're a mate, bring it
to the garage at 7 and I'll have a look at it then." Jay says, happy to
help.

"You my friend, are a diamond!" Jack says, and he kisses Jay on the
forehead.

Jay shakes off Jack's kiss as Jack just being friendly, but he feels his
cock stir a little bit through his overalls.

Jack can't hide the smile on his face as he walks away, part one of his
plan is complete...

Jack had agreed to meet Jay at 7 at the Archers, and although that was only
a few hours ago time couldn't go slower. It is now 6:30, and Jack is sat in
his parked car waiting for his appointment with Jay. To pass the time, he
sits scrolling through pictures of Jay from social networking sites, he
hadn't realised just how much of a scally lad Jay was. In almost all of his
pictures he is wearing tracksuit bottoms with a matching tracksuit top and
trainers.

The next time Jack checks the time it is 6:57, and he smiles to
himself. Almost time, he thinks. Jack removes his tie and unbuttons his
shirt to just above halfway, so that his hairy chest will be visible to Jay
immediately. Jack then drives the car to the Archers, and is delighted to
see Jay there alone.

Jack hops out of the car and hands the keys over to Jay. "Alright Jay mate,
I really appreciate you doing this for me."

"It's fine mate," Jay says "But whatever you do, don't tell Phil."

Jack takes a seat as Jay begins to look at his car. Jack has deliberately
let the air out of one of his tyres so that Jay has something to fix.

"Everything seems to be working alright." Jay says after giving the car a
brief check. "It's just this tyre, its flat. You not got a spare?"

"I did, but one of my other tyres went the other week so I had to use it
then." Jack says, coming up with a quick lie.

"It's a good job you've come to a garage, then." Jay jokes as he rolls a
new tyre over and rests it up against Jack's car.

Jay lays on the ground and begins to work on replacing the tyre, as he does
so Jack notices Jay's huge bulge through his overalls. Jack smirks to
himself as he realises that his plan must be working, as the cock Jay is
hiding in his overalls is definitely rock hard. If Jay is this hard at the
sight of Jack's hairy chest, Jack couldn't wait to see what he'd be like
once he put part three of his plan into action.

"It's a bit hot in here ain't it?" Jack says.

"Tell me about it mate. You ain't been in here in Summer, you could be
naked and still you'd be sweating your tits off." Jay replies as he removes
the old tyre and begins putting on the new one.

Jack laughs, knowing that Jay will soon be naked. "Is that what you do in
here behind closed doors then? Get naked and fix cars?"

"Trust me, working with Phil is hard enough anyway, if he even thought
about getting naked I'd be out of that door." Jay replies as he continues
to work.

"You never know, good looking lad like you it might be a good way to bring
the customers in." Jack says.

"Oh yeah, forgot I had the body of a Hollister model under these overalls."
Jay jokes. "Trust me mate, the people who come in here wouldn't be the
slightest bit interested in seeing me in the buff."

Jay finishes attaching the tyre and stands up. "There we go, good as new."
He says. "That'll be £40.00 plus VAT, please mate."

Jack pats his body up and down, as if looking for his wallet. "You ain't
gonna believe this, I've lost my wallet." He says.

"You've got to be kidding me." Jay says, unimpressed.

"I'm being serious mate, I bumped into a lad on the Square earlier he must
have taken off with it." Jack lies.

"Phil is gonna kill me!" Jay says, with a hint of fear in his voice. "Not
only have I stayed open afterhours, now you can't even fucking pay
me. Thanks a lot mate, means a lot!"

"Calm down mate, there are other ways." Jack says, taking a step towards
Jay. Jack extends his arm and grabs Jay's bulge through his overalls. Jay
pushes Jack away immediately.

"What the fuck do you think you're playing at?" Jay shouts. "I'm not like
that!"

"So what was all that stuff about earlier, getting naked whilst fixing
cars?" Jack asks.

"That was just banter!" Jay says. "Look, I'm sorry if you've got the wrong
end of the stick but I aren't into stuff like that."

"Stuff like what? Fun?" Jack asks. Jack once again takes hold of Jay's
bulge, but this time Jay doesn't push him away.

"What about the money?" Jay says as Jack plays with his bulge through his
overalls.

"Forget about the money, once we're done here I'll pay you, don't you
worry." Jack says. "But first, let me fuck that sexy little arse of yours."
Jack says, squeezing Jay's arse.

Jack leans in for a kiss, and Jay considers pulling away for a second but
as soon as he feels Jack's lips on his, he realises just how much he wants
Jack's cock.

Jack breaks the kiss of almost immediately, and begins unbuttoning his
shirt. "Foreplay's never really been my thing." He says. "Now get those
fucking clothes off."

Jack removes his shirt and tosses it to one side, as Jay removes his
trainers and socks. Jack undoes his belt and drops it to the ground, and
takes off his trousers. Jack stands his tight white boxer briefs as he
watches Jay step out of his overalls. Jay is wearing black boxer briefs
that are far too small for him and show off his bulge clearly. Both men
take a look at each other and the simultaneously take off their boxers so
that they are now both fully naked.

Jack once had a six pack, however he lost that a while ago and now he just
as a chest covered thinly in dark brown hairs. His cock is long and thick,
it is about 9 inches long and like his brother he is also cut. Jack is so
horny his cock is drenched in precum.

Jay is slightly embarrassed by his cock as he looks at Jack's. Jay is thin,
and his body hair is mostly shaved apart from his ginger bush that
surrounds his thin six inch cock, which unlike Jack's is uncut and the
foreskin almost completely covers the head of his dick.

Jack allows Jay to stare at his naked body for a few seconds. "Just cos
it's big, it doesn't mean it sucks itself." Jack says, and Jay takes this
as his cue to start sucking the Branning brother's monster. Jay kneels down
in front of Jack and takes his large cock in his hand.

Jay slowly wanks Jack's cock as Jack moans quietly to himself, then Jay
picks up the pace and begans wanking it furiously.

"Calm down Jay, anyone would think you wanted this to be over quicker than
it has to be." Jack says.

Jay lets go of Jack's cock and begins to lick it up and down, making sure
that he covers every inch with his tongue. When he reaches the head, Jay
slaps Jack's cock against his tongue and then begins to lick the precum
from the head. Jay buries his tongue into Jack's piss slit and Jack moans
with pleasure.

"You've done this before ain't ya?" Jack says as Jay slaps himself around
the face with Jack's dick.

"Once or twice." Jay says before wrapping his lips around Jack's
cockhead. Jack moans loudly as his cock enters Jay's mouth.

Jay shuts his eyes as he takes more and more of Jack's meat in his mouth
until he almost chokes. Jay coughs and splutters, and then sucks it once
more. Jay moves his head up and down Jack's cock quickly, rubbing his
tongue around the sides of his dick as he takes it in his mouth.

Jay stops sucking Jack's dick and wraps both of his hands around it, he
opens his mouth and begins to wank Jack's cock furiously. Jack pushes Jay
away and walks over to wear he threw his trousers. Jy watches Jack's beefy
arse move from side to side as he walks.

Jack reaches in his pocket and waves his wallet in Jay's face.

"Turns out I did have my wallet after all." Jack says as he opens it and
removes a condom. "Now, get on that car bonnet and get that hole of yours
ready."

As Jay climbs on top of the car bonnet with his arse in the air, Jack pulls
his phone out and hides it behind his back.

Jack walks over to wear Jay is and rips the condom packet with his teeth,
he throws the two halves of the packet on the ground and rolls the condom
onto his cock.

Jack rubs his fingers in a circular motion around Jay's arsehole and spits
on it. Jack slaps Jay's arse as hard as he can, leaving a red handprint
mart.

"Phil was right about you," Jay says. "You're a fucking cunt."

"No." Jack says. "I'm fucking your cunt."

As he holds his phone behind his back with one hand, Jack uses the other
hand to guide his cock into Jay's hole. Jay screams in pain as Jack's huge
cock enters him. Jack begins pounding Jay's arse slowly to begin with, and
then he picks up the speed.

"Yes! Yes! Fucking yes!" Jay moans as he takes Jack's cock in his
hole. "Fuck me Jack, fuck me!"

As Jack continues to pound Jay's arse, he manages to unlock his phone and
dial Max's number.

Max is at the Branning's house watching TV as his daughter Lauren lays next
to him asleep. His phone rings loudly and Max answers it quickly.

"Hello?" Max says.

"Ah, fucking hell Jack. Fuck! Yes!" Jay moans loudly on the other end of
the phone.

"You like that do you Jay? You like having my cock inside you?" Jack grunts
as Jay bounces on his cock.

Max hangs up the phone, realising that he's going to have to fork out
£100 has Jack as won the bet.

Back in the Archers, Jack smirks as he puts his phone down on the
ground. With both hands now free, he grabs Jay's body and furiously pulls
Jay towards him. Jack's balls smack violently against Jay's arse as he
fucks the young lads hole.

Jay is wanking his own cock as he takes Jack's inside of him. "Fuck Jack,
fuck. I'm gonna cum." Jays screams, and squirts three loads of cum on
Jack's car bonnet.

Jack grabs Jay and removes his cock from his arse. Jack removes the condom
and throws it to one side, and then forces Jay's face into the cum on the
bonnet.

"Lick it." Jack demands.

"What?" Jay asks.

"Lick your cum off of my fucking car!" Jack says angrily, and Jay obeys
him. Jay sticks his tongue out and begins mopping up the cum with his
tongue.

 As Jay does as he's told, Jack slips his bare cock back into Jay's arse
hole.

Jack angrily pounds Jay's arsehole, and Jay screams loudly in
pleasure. Jack puts one hand over Jay's mouth and smacks his arse hard with
the other. "You trying to get us caught?" Jack hisses.

Jack fucks Jay harder than ever now, and Jay has to bite Jack's hand in
order to stop himself from screaming.

"Ah, fuck!" Jack moans as he quickly pulls out of Jay's arsehole. "Fuck,
fuck, fuck!" He moans as squirt after squirt of thick white cum bursts out
of his cock and covers Jay's arse.

As Jack's cock begins to go soft, both of the men are breathing
loudly. Jack takes two fingers and rubs them in the cum on Jay's arse. He
then forces his fingers into Jay's mouth and Jay licks them clean.

Jack picks up his phone and walks over to his clothes. Jay goes over to his
locker and also begins to get dressed. Jay watches as Jack bends over to
pick up his trousers, and as he does so Jack's cheeks separate and reveal
Jack's tight hole. Jay licks his lips.

Jack puts on his trousers and begins to do up his shirt. "You know Jay, you
impressed me mate. Not many people can take my cock in their arse and still
stand up straight afterwards."

"That's me, man of many talents." Jay says and Jack laughs. Jack walks over
to Jay and hands him his boxer shorts.

"Think of these as an IOU for the car." Jack says, and kisses Jay once
more.

As he does so, the door of the Archers swings open and the two men hear
footsteps sprinting away.

"What the fuck was that?" Jay asks, and Jack runs up to the door and looks
outside.

"They've gone." Jack says.

"No what?" Jay asks.

"We carry on as normal. When we find out who the bastard was, we'll make
sure they keep their fucking mouth shut." Jack says casually as he gets
into his car and begins to drive away. Jack winds down the window. "Now
that's what I call good customer service mate, I've got a feeling you'll be
seeing a lot more of me and my car. Next time, try not to cum on it,
alright?"

"Alright." Jay smirks.

"Pleasure doing business with ya." Jack says as he drives away.

Jay shoves Jack's boxer shorts into his pocket and picks up the condom from
the ground and puts it in the bin. Jay does one final check of the Archers
to make sure there's no evidence he and Jack had been there and turns out
the light before locking up. Jay smirks to himself as he walks away from
the Archers and heads up.

From the shadows, Lee Carter emerges. What exactly does he know?