Date: Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:45:28 +0200
From: clio cazzimiei <cliomiao@hotmail.it>
Subject: uc hollywood 17
So, this new chapter as promised will be guest-written by Mitsaso, and it
is, of course, hilarious and kinky!!!! Hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I don't know the true sexuality of
any of the celebrities mentioned.
Guest-author's Note: Hi guys! This is Mitsaso, writer of the universally
unknown "Slutty X-Men" over here in Nifty! I love this little world that
Cliomiao has built, so I thought I'd be a part of that for one single
chapter! This time we're getting everything from the point of view of the
unseen protagonist of this fic! :-P Hope the change of pace doesn't
dissapoint you!
Previously on UC Hollywood:
Finding out that her love interest, Chris Evans, had been sleeping with
evil Chad for quite some time, Rihanna decided to sleep with geeky Adam
Brody and get over him! Did she, though?
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton's quest to turn virginal Britney into a filthy
hussy is still in progress! And last but not least, Justin and Ryan finally
managed to have buttsex, by locking Ryan's evil cock-hating cat Hotpussy in
the closet! But what happen when the cat comes out of the bag--eeeh, the
closet?
Chapter 17: Hotpussy's Quest For Dick
Starring: Justin Timberlake
Ryan Philippe
Rihanna
Britney Spears
Chad Michael Murray
Paris Hilton
Chris Evans
Adam Brody
Tom Welling
Fergie
Monica Bellucci
and Hotpussy as Herself
-HOTPUSSY! NOOO!- Ryan screamed as he saw his evil cat lunge at his
boyfriend Justin. With a swift move, he threw the sheet between Hotpussy
and Justin, saving his lover's dick from certain doom! The evil cat tangled
herself on the sheet and fell on Justin, and they both fell behind the bed.
-Help me, Ryan! She's still trying to attack me!-
-MHHHHOOOOWWWWRGH!!! "I can haz cock?"- Hotpussy thought to herself.
Ryan tried to get Hotpussy off Justin, but to no avail. She was trying to
dig through the sheets and into poor Justin.
-What the hell is wrong with you, girl? Why do you hate cocks so much?
They're not freakin' mice!- he told his cat, then suddenly...
DING DONG!
-Someone's at the door!- Justin said. -Open up! Rihanna was supposed to
come over this morning. She can help us get rid of the cat!-
Ryan promptly opened the door, only to find Fergie, of all people, behind
it.
-Hell-o, there, handsome! I just thought you could use some of my brownies,
which I totally baked and didn't buy from the convenience store next door,
by the way.- she flashed him a seductive smile.
Ryan looked at her like a deer caught in the headlights. What the hell was
she doing there?
-MEOWR!- said Hotpussy, as she got off Justin and ran out of the open door
and right under Fergie's feet. "Screw dose guyz. I'll find cock elsewhere!"
Sadly for Justin, Hotpussy also took his sheets with her.
Only then did Fergie notice that Ryan was naked. And that this queer,
Justin Timberlake, was also naked and hiding behind the bed.
-Have you guys been fucking?- she asked, and her brownies started falling
towards the floor.
*****************
Hotpussy ran through the corridors of the dorms, thinking about where to go
next. Since her owner actually managed to have sex and she didn't have the
chance to attack any cocks there, she had to find what she needed
elsewhere.
Thankfully, she knew just where to look for it. She had been around the
campus many times now and she had a knack for smelling the cock from far
away, for instances like this one when she couldn't actually smell
something she had another place to help her locate cock.
So, once more, she visited Headmistress Bellucci's headquarters.
UC Hollywood's Headmistress, Monica Bellucci, was a very mysterious
woman. The students rarely saw her and realised who she was, and her
contact with the facutly was never beyond the very basic and necessary
functions in order for the University to work properly. Most people didn't
know that she was quite young for a Headmistress and very beautiful, like
out of a fairytale.
A kinky and bloody fairytale, at that.
Headmistress Bellucci was addicted to the arts of voyeurism and
sadomazochism. Hotpussy had discovered a small hole at the back of her walk
in closet where she kept all the dominatrix costumes, and through that
she'd enter her loft. The closet was usually open, since the only other
people to enter the house was in order to clean it or have the dominatrix
collection used on them (or both). Through that, Hotpussy would enter the
large voyeur room in which Monica had installed three dozens of plasma
screens, attached to hundreds of secret survaillance cameras that the
Headmistress had installed all over the campus, in a way that the plain eye
couldn't discover them.
And there, Hotpussy found Headmistress Bellucci lying on her large
armchair, dressed in a leather baby doll, with a remote control on her
hands flipping through all the cameras, deciding what to watch. An
appletini was resting on the coffee table next to her, untouched.
-Oh, here, kitty kitty.- Monica said when she saw Hotpussy entering the
room. -Haven't seen you for days...- she extended her hand and Hotpussy
started rubbing her back on it, purring with pleasure. Headmistress
Bellucci was always nice to her. Sometimes, Hotpussy would visit her during
an S/M session, and Monica would use her as an extra kinky torture tool on
the cocks of her mazochistic boytoys...! So you could tell that their
relationship was one of mutual goals and understanding.
Hotpussy rolled up next to Monica on the couch and watched her peeping tv
screens for about an hour.
She started thinking about Ryan, her pretty owner with the nice big cock
she was used to watch all those nights. Then she remembered his new
boyfriend, Justin, and puked out a furball in disgust.
She hated Justin with all her feline heart. Not only because he had stolen
her boss away, but because she also bit his dick the very first day he came
into the room. And Hotpussy was very good at characterising people from
the taste of their genitals. Justin was no man, he was a whimpering little
girl, who sighed after Ryan all the time, behaved like an innocent little
boy and sucked cock like the oldest whore in Texas! She had watched him
when he did the nasty with Wade and knew what a little slut he was. Ryan
deserved someone like Paris instead... now Paris was a great gal! Hotpussy
would watch her walk in the room and would smell her regality. Not to
mention that she was a woman, so they didn't have a cock overload in the
room. From now on whenever Ryan will be doing it with Justin, Hotpussy
won't know where to focus!!
Suddenly, Hotpussy noticed something in one of the screens that snapped her
out of her thoughts.
One of the cameras was showing Chris Evans, that young hunky criminology
professor, trying to unlock the door to his apartment. But the real
interesting thing was the two shilouettes making their way behind him, in
the dark.
-This has potential to get interesting- Monica said and zoomed in the
picture for better view.
Hotpussy walked closer to the screen. Just as Chris unlocked his door, one
of the silhouettes pushed him inside and locked the door behind them!
Chris fell face first on his bed, and a woman dressed in all black got
behind him, got two pairs of handcuffs off her pocket and cuffed both his
hands on the bedhead!
"Who are you? What do you want?" Chris yelled at the woman, helpless on his
bed.
Rihanna took off her hood and exposed herself to her professor. "I just
wanted to know. How do you get off flirting with me for such a long time,
when you were secretly fucking your assistant all the time!?"
"Miss Fenty..." he whispered in shock. "It's... it's hard to explain."
"How hard is it to explain that you're just plain gay?! I would have simply
hooked you up with my friend Justin and thusly, you'd still stay in the
"family"."
"It's not that simple." Professor Evans regained his composure. "I like
girls. But I have a small problem. I'm sort of a sex addict. When someone
fondles my dick, I'm gonna end up fucking them, no matter if they're a man
or a woman."
"Good." said Rihanna and started fondling his dick.
Knowing what was to come, Hotpussy got up from where she was sitting and
ran out of the room.
"Ma che diavolo... What got into that cat?" Headmistress Bellucci said to
herself with semi-indifferent curiosity. Then she grabbed a bunch of
strawberries dipped in whipped cream and ate them as she kept watching the
spectacle.
Hotpussy ran back through the hole she entered the loft and descended to
the main university building, then she exited that too and headed to the
building across the street where most of the professors resided. She
remembered that Professor Evans' apartment was in the third floor, so she
climbed up her way to the balcony of his pad. Trying to make her way into
the apartment, Hotpussy just had to peek through the glass, only to see
that things had quickly escalated... Rihanna was already taking her revenge
on Professor Evans, but not the way Hotpussy would have expected.
"Sex addict my ass!" Rihanna yelled, as she pounded Chris' meaty ass with
her strap on. "You're just fucking gay, and the way your asshole is
devouring this plastic cock is the proof!" she added and then she started
slapping his juicy, melons.
"Please... don't stop..." Professor Evans was begging between her thrusts.
"You know what, your logic is flawed..." Adam Brody said, as he came
forward through the shadows, also dressed in a skintight all black
costume. Hotpussy assumed that he must have been the second silhouette that
she saw in the camera.
"What do you mean, o secret lover of mine?" she asked him, as she watched
her black plastic cock slipping in and out of Professor Evans' pink little
asshole.
"I mean, you might be screwing his ass with a strapped-on dildo, but you're
still a woman, so what he's doing right now is relatively straight-ish."
Furious, Rihanna fucked her crush's butt harder. "What do you know? The
geek is right!" she mumbled. "Let's make things right, then. Come closer,
Adam, pull your third leg out and shove it in the faggot's mouth."
Adam looked at her with shock. "WHAT? I... I'm not comfortable doing
that. I'm not gay, you know. You know what, I shouldn't have let you drink
all the wine that was in my fridge. I thought it would make you horny
enough to put out for me, not a psycho gay-lusting strap-on dominatrix!"
"It's just a blowjob, silly boy! Don't be so closed-minded!" she rolled her
eyes. Secretly, she just wanted to humiliate Evans so bad she's invite a
cow in that bed if any was available.
"Me? Closed-minded? I would think that the fact that I not only allowed you
to fuck another man, but also came in here to help you get it done would
prove that I'm very open-minded." Adam complained, a tinge of jealousy in
his voice. Hotpussy could tell that the cute geek wanted a real
relationship and not the brainless sex that Rihanna used him for.
"Prove that you're open-minded. Prove it and you'll have your first anal
sex tonight." Rihanna raised her eyebrows seductively.
"Really? But you never allowed me to pound your butt so far!" Adam asked
with enthousiasm. He walked over to Chris' head and pulled his soft cock
out in front of his professor's face.
"Wow, Mr.Brody. Didn't know you had so many hidden talents. I will have to
re-evaluate you as a student." the professor said, but as he had his mouth
open, Adam took advantage of it to shove his floppy dick between the older
hunk's lips.
Chris moaned around his student's huge flaccid dick. He had done many
extreme sexual things in his life, but he had never been used as the
bitchboy. He had been missing on a LOT of fun! He started bobbing his head
up and down on Adam's dick, feeling it grow longer and harder in his
mouth. All the time, he fixed his blue eyes on Adam's face, looking at him
as he serviced his big cock.
Adam's cock grew so large and so quickly, that Chris Evans couldn't contain
it in his blowjob lips anymore. The big veiny cock slipped out of his
mouth, bounced up and then came down on him again, gloriously slapping the
length of his face and leaving a trail of saliva and precum on his lips and
cheeks.
Just by looking at that view, Adam found himself struggling to keep his
breathing in normal levels.
As Rihanna kept going gung-ho at his ass, Chris pressed his face into
Adam's pubes, inhaling his scent. "Mmmm, chicken" he murmured. His hands
stroked up and down Adam's warm, slightly muscled thighs and up onto his
firm, smooth twinky ass. This was one hot geekboy and he was ready to be
devoured. Chris opened his mouth and let that juicy cock fall onto his
tongue again, savouring the excitement juice that had leaked out of it.
His experienced tongue swirled all over the warm cock head, causing Adam to
yelp in delight. Chris' fingers dug into Adam's shoulders as more and more
of his boner disappeared down his teacher's throat. "Damn! Dis guy can
suck cock!" Hotpussy thought to herself. She needed to get in there as soon
as possible.
Chris' warm mouth and horny tongue took Adam close to the edge several
times. Each time that happened Adam would pull right out of his mouth to
prevent himself blowing off too soon and Chris would grab his thick cock by
the base and blow on the spit wet crown, sending shivers of delight
coursing through Adam's body. Hotpussy could tell that "str8" Adam liked it
much more than he was supposed to. There sure was drama to follow, after
that night...!
And then once more Adam's cock would be taken into Chris' mouth and those
big hands would be stroking his thighs, massaging his butt cheeks and
fondling his balls, repeating the cycle once more, while in the meanwhile
the drunken woman behind them would keep fucking Chris' ass, making his
knees tremble in ecstasy.
"Make his cock slick with your spit, bitch." Rihanna pulled Chris' soft
hair. "It's time for your final punishment."
"Mmmmm..." Chris moaned.
"Honey" she turned to Adam, "time to fuck the ass that I promised you for
tonight... Scoot over here so that we can double penetrate him!!!"
"Yeahbuhwhat?!?!" Adam looked at her like a deer caught in the head lights.
"You heard me. Let's give this slut what he really needs in order to
discover himself..." Rihanna insisted.
"No way! I'm not putting my dick in a dude's ass! That's gay!" he
complained.
"And having him suck your cock dry ISN'T?" Rihanna raised an eybrow and
gave him the hard truth. "Come on, baby, join me in fucking this delicious
ass and I'll allow you to do me up the butt anytime you want afterwards..."
she started bartering.
Adam forgot about the man slurping on his big floppy dick for a second, and
started pondering on Rihanna's proposal...
Chris Evans simply made it easier for him. Dislodging Adam's cock from his
mouth, he licked his way up to the boy's pubes, bellybutton, his nipples,
his neck, and finally grabbed him into a full-on tongue kiss.
Adam was shocked to be so suddenly kissed by a man, but after a second or
two he lost himself into it. Professor Evans was such a great kisser...
Then Evans broke the kiss and whispered in his ear: "You do what miss Fenty
says, and I'll give you an A+ in my class, maybe even have you replace Chad
as my assistant..."
The geek in Adam woke up again and his eyes lit up with amazement. "Let me
have some of that ass!" he said to his girlfriend, who in turn grinned
mischeviously.
Soon, Rihanna was lying on her back with Chris sitting on her cock facing
the other way. Adam scooted over there and lied next to them with his
asshole practically kissing Rihanna's butt and his cock lining up next to
her plastic dick. Chris reached with his hand and grabbed the real, fleshy
cock, adjusting it closer to the plastic one and eventually pushed it until
it slid in his ass slowly and painfully.
"Fucking fuck!" Chris screamed. "This is the BEST thing in the WORLD!" he
said as he started frantically bounding up and down on the double dick in
his juicy butt.
Chris bent over and started making out with the hot and geeky Adam, making
Rihanna furious enough to pound him harder with her strap-on. Adam himself
wasn't really moving, he was just lost in the plurality of sensations and
just allowed Chris to move on his cock and slide his tongue between his
lips, which hadn't kissed another man before that night.
Very soon, the slightly inexperienced Adam managed to surprise
himself. Being inside a guy's ass suddenly felt so outlandishly hot to him
that he felt he couldn't hold it anymore; so he started shooting his baby
batter up his professor's asshole.
Feeling the younger man's sperm coat the insides of his ass, Chris Evans
was also brought to the brink. "I'm fucking cumming" he said, and he
started shooting cum between his abs and Adam's heaving, glistening torso.
Professor Evans collapsed right on top of Adam, trying to catch his breath.
"You liked it, didn't you, you little bitch?" Rihanna said with a hiss as
she pulled out of her professor's bunghole. Slapping his juicy melons once
or twice, she started pulling him from Adam. "I guess he's learnt his
lesson, honey. Let's beat it."
Hotpussy was watching carefully at the time, and from the little thing she
noticed afterwards she really doubted Professor Evans has really learnt any
lesson whatsoever. After all, as he and Rihanna were walking out of the
door, she saw Adam looking back at Chris with newfound curiosity, and
Chris, lying naked on his bed and wearing nothing but his sweat, definitely
shot him a very lustful look that seemed to state "This isn't over..."
*******************
Having failed to infiltrate Chris Evan's room and attack the cocks in
there, Hotpussy decided to call it a night and return to her home.
However, on her way back to Ryan's room, she thought she smelt something
familiar... and she followed the scent to make sure it was what she thought
it was!
After a few minutes, she reached the door of the room that she remembered
it belonged to that nice girl, Paris Hilton! But the scent of cock that
came from inside didn't seem to be that of Ryan...
Was she cheating on him? No way, after all Ryan was doing it with somebody
else, too, so this must have not been the case. Maybe Paris just had a new
boyfriend. But, then again, the other scent that came from inside didn't
seem to be the one she always associated with Paris...
As she got closer to the door in order to make out any informative sounds,
Hotpussy realise there was a smaller pet door on the door, probably for
Paris' stupid dog, Tinkerbell, who had passed away a few months before. So
she took advantage of it and made her way inside.
What she saw once she reached the bedroom shocked even a wise and
all-seeing cat like herself!
"Are you sure this is the right thing to do? What if Paris walks in on
us...?"
"Don't worry, babe, every time Paris is doing her usual Tuesday shopping
spree at the mall next door, she doesn't come back until dawn.... or even
midnight!"
"Paris likes to shop at Tuesdays?"
"She shops every day save for Saturday. That's her mani-pedi-day!"
Hotpussy had a stroke of genius as she heard those words. Instead of
attacking the cock currently at her disposal, she could simply do something
different and cause more mayhem and fun times!
She ran out the impormptu cat door and to the nearby mall. After circling
around the first floor, she went up to the second and instantly saw Paris
trying on every single thing they had at the D&G store.
Hotpussy walked over the the bimbo's feet and started meowing and pawing at
her silver sandals.
"What the fuck does this alley cat want here? I thought this was a
high-class store!" Paris yelled, kicking poor Hotpussy away.
"I'm sorry, Miss Hilton!" The bewildered girl that was attending to her
needs apologised.
"Oh I'll show you 'sorry'!" Paris threatened, throwing a 200$ pair of pumps
at the strange cat. "Just make sure that thing doesn't get its fleas on
me!"
That last comment made Hotpussy really angry. She promised herself that
she'd make this stupid human miserable by the end of the day. But first,
she'd have to get Paris back to the house another way. Pawing and calling
for her to follow her back home only worked in stupid Disney movies
featuring stupid dogs. A cat like her would have to find another way.
Hotpussy pretended that she ran away for Paris, waiting for the moment
she'd let her guard down. Then, suddenly, she pounced on Paris and
scratched at her shoes, cutting up the lace that held the sexy sandals
together. In mere seconds, both sandals were destroyed!
"Noooooo! Fucking flea-bag!" Paris screamed. "Those sandals were a gift
from my greek ex-boyfriend!"
"Which one?" the employee asked, not realising her possible rudeness.
"How the hell should I remember? I'm drunk off my ass every time I date
someone! Now get me those pink pumps over, I'll wear them on the spot!"
Realising that destroying her shoes wasn't enough to make Paris return home
earlier, Hotpussy had to cross a line.
Now, cats are not fond of peeing in front of humans, or in the open at
all. They need their sand to make do. But Hotpussy had to go the distance
here. She climbed up the shoe-showcasing shelves next to Paris, took aim
and started peeing on the spoiled rich girl!
"What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Paris shrieked.
Hotpussy didnt have to wait for any reactions. She immediately ran back to
Paris' room. Paris would now either chase her back there or just return by
herself to have a shower.
And Paris did deliver! In three minutes time, she stormed in the room and
she was so pissed off, that initially she didn't even notice her boyfriend
Tom Welling and her protege Britney Spears doing the reverse cowgirl on her
own bed!
"You guys wouldn't believe what happened to me just now.... that fucking
cat just p.... waaaaaaait a minute! What the fuck is going on here?"
Britney went red like a lobster at being discovered. This was not how she
dreamt of losing her virginity. "Hiiiiiiii, Paaaaaaariiiiisssss...." was
all she could mutter.
"You BACK-STABBING WHORE!" Paris screamed and pounced on her, only for Tom
to slip in between them and hold her away from Britney.
"Hey, hey, stop it Paris! This is not her fault! She came over here to see
if you'd guys go shopping together and was hurt to find out you went with
your frenemy Nicole instead! I tried to console her and one thing led to
another...!"
"My ASS it did! That fucking bitch was going after your cock since day
ONE!" Paris yelled and made an attempt to grab Britney from the hair, but
instead she just got a handful of wig.
Brit was now exposed, her almost bald hair glistening with sweat. But
instead of panicking and apologising, she had suddenly discovered a bitchy
nirvana, and started talking things that made sense. "Yeah, I guess your
little makeover project backfired, didn't it, Paris? You wanted to change
me and get me to lose my virginity, having a little laugh at my expense as
you made me more like yourself every day... well, guess what, you made it!
I'm now exactly like YOU!"
"You DARE talk to me like that? You piece of white trailer trash!" Paris
said as she whipped poor Tom, who was in the middle of all this, with the
blonde wig.
"I'm the trailer trash? Well YOU'RE the one that happens to smell like
piss!" Britney retorted.
"Oh, snap!!!" Tom intervened. "What's up with the piss smell, anyway?"
"Never you fucking mind!" Paris said as she finally broke her way through
him and managed to tackle Britney on the floor.
"Take THIS, virgin baldie!"
"Eat it, whore!"
"Cock beggar!"
"Ha! You're a horrible lay, bitch!"
"What?" Paris stood up. "Who said I'm a horrible lay?"
Britney got up and barked at Paris' face. "Tom told me! He told me as he
was fucking me sideways on Tinkerbell's memorial plaque!
Paris got so pissed off she started pulling on her own hair. "WHAAAAAT?!?!?
YOU.... CUNTING... CUNTS!!!!" she yelled and went for Britney's eye, but
Tom got in the way and held both girls from tearing each other apart.
Hotpussy eyed up Tom's ginormous floppy dick, as its flaccid 10 inches
bounced up and down, while he tried to keep his balance between the two
psychotic bitches.
"Dis iz teh time to shine, Hotpussy!" she told herself. "Go for da cock!"
Hotpussy took aim and pounced at the Holy Grail of donkey cocks, all claws
extended and ready to find their target.
*********************************
The voices and the sounds that came out of the screens were horrific.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEE! MY DICK! MYDICKMYDCIKMYDICK!!!!"
"MEAAOOOOOWWWWRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"
"NOW I'LL GET YA, YOU CUMGUZZLING SLUT!"
"SUCK MY BALLS, CORPSE LAY!"
Headmistress Bellucci lounged further back on her classy couch, grabbed her
favorite year of Chianti and turned up the volume.
"Ah. Meraviglioso! Fun times at UC Hollywood. Must be Tuesday...!" she
whispered to herself.
To be continued...
Mitsaso: haaaay! Finally, Hotpussy gets her 15 minutes of fame! Hope you
didn't hate them! Thankfully, Cliomiao will be back next chapter with the
normal flow of the story, so goodbye from me! If you realy liked this
chapter, then I guess I can pimp out my own story here on Nifty, "Slutty
X-Men"! You can write for feedback at Cliomiao (cliomiao@hotmail.it) or
even cuss me out for tainting her fic (mitsaso@gmail.com) lol!! Check out
Clio's other story "Angel Season Six" as well, it's sweet!