Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:40:09 -0500 From: Paul Tolbert <jatonblue@gmail.com> Subject: Sexy Little Things 10 SEXY LITTLE THINGS Chapter 10: Reluctant Pet Pairing: Alex Riley/The Miz/John Morrison WWE Slash Fiction "So...what do you think? You want to do it Alex? Do you think it's a good idea?" "No." "Ahhh! Come on baby. Why not? It will be FUN! I promise." "Oh SURE it will be fun! For you and `him'. It won't be for me. Not at all. Not interested." "Of course it will be. I promise. You just gotta be open to experimenting and trying new things out. You're pretty rigid person." "I'm not rigid! Besides, I hate this idea. Why do I have to be the submissive? Why do I have to share you with Morrison? He's a fucking tool. He dates Melina for years and now all of a sudden he wants to switch to our team? Fuck off man." "He's bisexual Alex. Always has been." "I don't like him. He isn't invited into this relationship. End of discussion." "John is a nice guy. He and I have been close for many years. I promise you we will have so much fun. You wouldn't happen to be jealous of him are you?" "Why should I be? I thought you guys were just friends, or was I lied to? You did lure me out here in the woods under false pretenses that it would just be us spending time out here this weekend." "I didn't lie to you. We're just friends. Nothing more." "Until now huh?" "John and I live to serve you Alex. He and I will hardly interact with each other, if that makes you feel any better. We'll take turns recking your hole. You'd like that wouldn't you?" *Door silently opens in the background* "It doesn't make me feel better and no I wouldn't like that. I don't like him. I won't be apart of this...'thing'. Stop trying to convince me otherwise. You're the only guy in the world I want. I don't want some douchebag screwing me while you watch." "Ale--" "He's arrogant, weak, boring, one-dimensional. He's...he's--" "Standing behind you." "Shit." "Nice to see you too Alex. Hey Mike, what's going on?" "Hey John. You're here a bit EARLIER than we discussed." *Taps on Rolex watch* "Yeah. I just thought I'd come here and see if this is going to work, but I can see that things aren't looking too bright for me are they?" "Alex is just..." "`Alex' isn't cool with this arrangement Morrison. Sorry but I have to be honest. Mike and I are very much happy with the way things are so, sorry man. Better luck next time. I hear Santino and that Socko wannabe are accepting applications for a 3rd wheel. You'd be perfect for that!" "I see...Well I'm kinda disappointed but I understand. Sorry it didn't work out Mike. See you soon." "Ahhh John! Alex???" "Nope." "You're being very unreasonable." "Excuse me? I'm sooo not being unreasonable right now. You bring this on me like 2 hours ago and you expect me to just fall in line? I love you Mike. I don't wanna share you with anyone, especially him. Sorry Mike dragged you out here John but I think you should leave. Mike and I CLEARLY have issues to sort through." "I understand completely. Well, I guess I shouldn't let these go to waste. Here you go Alex." *Hands over a paper wrapped present* "A gift? Really? What's in it???" "Open it and find out." *Tears away paper wrapping* "OMG. You didn't!" "Um. Confused. John, what are those?" "These Mike, are god's gift to mankind!!!!!!" "Wut???" "They're blueberry-flavored Twizzlers Mike. I heard that their Alex's favorite candy. It was part of some promotion thing a few years back. They stopped making them recently so they are hard to come by. I thought I'd bring him a bag as a peace offering of sorts. They're--" "AMAZING!!!!!! OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG. Thank you Johnny!" "Johnny? Really Alex? A few seconds ago you were calling him--" "Do you have the green apple-flavored ones too John?!?!" "Maybe..." "Wait, how come I never knew this Alex? I thought Mentos were your favorite candy. John how did you kno--" "Well John...I GUESS you don't have to leave so soon. I mean it is rather chilly outside, right Mike?" "..." "Well I guess I can stay, if that's ok with Mike?" "..." "Of course he's fine with it. Come John. Let's chat. Where did you get these by the way?" *Walks away hand-in-hand* "Um guys? John? Alex? Where are you guys going? Hello? What about our fun night? I got some toys...Ugh."