Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2001 15:38:16 -0800 (PST)
From: J X <xxx_supafly@yahoo.com>
Subject: Anything Can Happen in the WWF

First I must start out with the disclaimer. This is
erotic gay fiction featuring the wrestlers of the WWF.
This story is fiction and is not intended to suggest
anything about the sexual orientation of any of its
participants. Jeff Hardy, Lita, Matt Hardy, Trish
Stratus, Triple H, Chyna, Stephanie McMahon, Terri
Runnels, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle and Test are all
registered trademarks of World Wrestling Federation
Entertainment Inc.

As always, this and any other story written by me is
my copyright.  IT can't be used on any site without my
permission.  If you'd like it contact me at
XXX_Supafly@yahoo.com.  This and all my stories can
also be found on my home page
http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/TripleX

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Jeff Hardy relaxed onto the bed in his hotel room. His
brother Matt was in the bathroom preparing for his
date with Lita. 'Straight people' Jeff thought. 'Who
needs em,' But he was happy as long as Matt was. And
Lita was a great girl. But Jeff was looking for a
great guy.

Jeff had dated a fellow superstar, in Christian a few
months earlier. But that didn't work well, with them
arguing most times over who got bottom. So they ended
it. And now Jeff spent most of his nights clubbing
with Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus.

Even though they feud on screen, Trish and Stephanie
were the greatest of friends off screen. It made Jeff
wonder sometimes if they were "special friends,"
'That's every 16 year old boys fantasy.' Jeff laughed
to himself. But then was snapped back to reality by
his cell phone ringing.

Jeff reached into his pocket and flipped open his
phone. The voice on the other end was that of
Stephanie, as he had very well expected.

"What's up Steph?" Jeff asked, still laying on his
bed.

"We clubbing tonight?" She asked in return.

"You know me, give me a dance floor and some music and
I'm there,"

"All right, me and Trish got a few clubs in mind. Like
nothing we've been to before,"

"All right. Lets meet in the lobby say, 8?"

"OK, see ya there,"

"Bye,"

Jeff flipped his phone shut again then put it back in
his pocket. Jeff began to think what Stephanie had
meant. "Like nothing we've been to before," This is
California, he thought. Most clubs here would be like
nothing we've been to before. Eh, who cares, he
thought, sitting up on the bed. Anything's better than
sitting here all night like some of these other guys
do.

Most of the married superstars very seldom went out.
You would occasionally catch a few of them out at a
bar. But they traveled in packs. 'Much like me, Steph
and Trish.' Jeff thought to himself. And occasionally
Triple H. But since he and Chyna had gotten back
together, they tended to spend their nights alone.
Leaving just the "Three Musketeers" as Linda McMahon
had nicknamed them. Besides Matt, they were the two
greatest friends Jeff had ever had. And also two of
the few who knew Jeff was gay. Jeff hadn't even told
his mother. 'Wouldn't go over well with an old
southern girl like her.' Jeff had said to himself a
billion times. But he knew that that was just his
excuse. How do you go about telling your mamma you
like to suck cock?

Jeff snapped himself back to reality and hopped off
the bed. He walked to the bathroom and began to beat
on the door.

"Matt hurry up," Jeff whined. "You take longer than a
bitch to get ready. And I'm the gay one remember?"

"Shut up, I'll be done in a minute. Who you gotta look
good for anyways, Trish? She's seen you naked buddy,
can' look no worse than that," Matt joked shutting off
the shower.

"Fuck you," Jeff yelled. "You never know, I might meet
someone tonight," Jeff said as he heard the bathroom
door open.

"Hope so buddy," Matt said, emerging from the bathroom
in just a towel.

"Your blue hair having ass needs to get laid,"

"Fuck off," Jeff said again. "Your just mad because
every girl in the audience screams when I take my
shirt off, and I want nothing to do with them," Jeff
laughed, walking into the bathroom and shutting the
door.

"Never know Jeff, there may be some guys out there
yelling too,"

"I hope so," Jeff yelled back, removing his shirt.

Jeff kicked his pants off and turned on the shower
water. He stood in just his boxers and looked in the
mirror. I'm cute, He thought.

"Fuck that actually, I'm hot. Why can't I meet
someone?"

"Probably because you don't try," A voice yelled from
the room, which Jeff recognized as Lita's.

"Damnit, I'm thinking out loud again," Jeff laughed at
himself.

"Yeah, now let me in I gotta pee," Lita said in her
best whiny little kid voice.

Jeff shook his head and walked over to the door and
let her in. Lita stood by the door and waited for Jeff
to enter the shower. After he was in, she went about
her business. Jeff tossed his boxers over the shower
doors at her, then stepped under the water.

"Thanks Jeff. I can auction these off for a good
hundred bucks on ebay,"

"Anytime," Jeff laughed.

Lita flushed the toilet then walked back to Matt,
shutting the door behind her. Jeff grabbed his body
wash and began to soap himself up, concentrating
mainly on his cock. He had a nice cock for being a
little guy. Almost 8 inches, cut. His blond pubic hair
gave it the illusion of being even bigger. Too bad he
rarely got to use it. The last load he'd shot (other
than jacking off) was the sympathy blow job Trish had
given him. Of course, he did have to go down on her.
Which completely reminded him why he was gay.

Jeff had began stroking himself, reliving the
incredible sex he'd had with Christian. God Christian
gave great head. He knew just how to work his tongue,
with the perfect amount of suction. He even gave the
balls a workout, squeezing them just the right way.
Jeff could already feel his balls rising. His hand
began to fly up and down his shaft, Jeff fantasizing
about Christian's warm, wet mouth wrapped around his
shaft. He could no longer hold it. He let out a grunt
as stream after stream of his hot load landed on the
shower floor.

Jeff let out a sigh and relaxed against the shower
wall behind him. He reached down beside him and
grabbed his shampoo. He lathered up his hair then
quickly rinsed it. He had no time for his separate
conditioner tonight. It was nearing 7:30 and he had to
meet the girls at 8. He shut off the shower and
stepped out onto the bathroom rug.

He quickly dryed the water from his body, then
fastened the towel around his waist. He walked out
into the room, knowing he would find Lita and his
brother making out on the bed. When he walked out they
looked up at him and smiled, then sat next to
eachother on the bed. Jeff dug in his bag and found
the outfit he was looking for, a sliver shirt and
black jeans. He dug out a pair of boxers, and dropped
the towel. Lita and Matt both gave joking whistles, he
slipped the boxers on then turned to look at them.

"God Jeff you have a nice ass," Lita said, gritting
her teeth. "I bet Christian had hellafied fun with
that," She laughed, straightening her skirt.

"You know it," Jeff laughed back, slipping his pants
on.

Matt and Lita hopped off the bed and walked to the
door. Jeff slipped his shirt on then walked back to
the bathroom.

"Later Jeff," Matt said, walking out the door.

"Bye," Jeff called after them.

Jeff stood infront of the mirror for a few seconds,
contemplating on how he wanted his multi-colored hair
tonight. He decided to not mess with it, and just
leave it down. He grabbed his brush from the bathroom
counter and began to slip it through his hair. After
it looked to his standards, he grabbed his bottle of
cologne. He sprayed a few quick shots and was now
ready to go. He flicked off the bathroom light, then
stepped out into the room. He grabbed his jacket from
the bed, then walked out the door. He gave a quick
glance at his watch, 7:58, right on time.

When Jeff arrived at the lobby, Stephanie was there,
but as usual Trish was late. Jeff walked up to
Stephanie and gave her his usual kiss on the cheek.
She did her spin for him to check out her outfit.

"Very nice Ms. McMahon," Jeff said appreciatively.

"Thank you," She said back.

"Shall we grab a drink while we wait for Ms. Stratus?"
Jeff asked, extending his arm escort like.

"Don't mind if I do," Stephanie replied, slipping her
arm through Jeff's.

So the two walked from the lobby and to the bar. The
two of them walked in and saw Terri Runnels sitting at
a table with Chris Benoit. Jeff slapped Chris on the
back then walked up to the bar. He ordered the usual,
a Fuzzy Navel for Stephanie, and a Cherry Bomb for
himself. (For those of you who don't know a Cherry
Bomb is Vodka, creme de cacao and Grenadine) After the
drinks were made he carried them back to the table
where Stephanie sat with Terri and Chris.

"So a couple of the married crew actually leave their
hotel rooms?" Jeff asked jokingly, sliding Stephanie
her drink.

"Yeah, Chris wanted a beer, and asked me if I'd join
him. And you know me I never turn down free alcohol,"
Terri joked, stirring her drink.

"And you guys. What are your big plans for the
evening?" Chris asked, sitting his beer down.

"Clubbing," Stephanie replied, taking a sip of her
drink. "But as always we have to wait for Trish,"

"Suprise Surprise there," Terri agreed.

The four continued to chat, all of them killing their
drinks, before Trish showed up. She got whistles from
the whole table as she approached, looking stunning in
a beautiful black skirt and white satin top. The
"Three Musketeers" said goodbye to Chris and Terri and
walked out to the lobby.

Jeff asked where they were going, but neither one
would tell him. All they would say was "Its a
Surprise," Jeff had no idea what his two best friends
had in mind, but he was sure it was something he would
like.

As was accustomed when they went clubbing, they got a
taxi. Taxi's made them less obvious when clubbing. And
usually they were able to get off with just an
autograph instead of having to pay the fare. So the
three hopped in the taxi, Jeff's mind still wondering
what plans Trish and Stephanie had in mind.

Stephanie and Jeff were hounding Trish about the
details of her previous night. Trish had went home
with another WWF resident heartthrob in Test. Both
Stephanie and Jeff had dreamed about fucking Test.
Stephanie had come the closest, getting to kiss him.
But that was all part of the show. But Trish had went
home with him. And when Trish went home with someone,
there we're usually juicy details to be told.

Trish went into extreme details, explaining what every
little part of Test's body looked like. And what it
felt like to have his throbbing 10 inch pole slide
into her. Jeff and Stephanie were nearly drooling when
the taxi came to a stop. This cab driver, however was
not a fan. So being the gentleman he is, Jeff paid the
fare. Jeff's jaw nearly hit the pavement beneath them
when he noticed where they were.

"Surprise Jeffy," Trish yelled over the load music
being blasted from all directions.

"Oh god, you two are great," Jeff yelled, hugging the
two of them to him.

"We know, now lets find you a man." Stephanie yelled,
grabbing Jeff's arm.

Jeff was amazed. Stephanie and Trish had brought him
to LA's gay district. There were lots of clubs to
choose from. So the three just picked the first one
they saw, Le Sheek.

The clubs were truly like nothing they had ever seen
before. There were more people in this club than any
they had been to in recent months. Jeff drug Trish and
Stephanie out onto the dance floor, then the three
began to dance to the music they could hardly
understand over the roar of the people.

After almost a continuous thirty minutes of dancing,
Jeff was beginning to tire. He left Trish and
Stephanie on the dance floor, then walked to the bar
for a drink. He fought his way through the sea of
people, and eventually found an open seat at the bar.

"Can I get a Cherry Bomb?" Jeff yelled, sitting down.

"Sure thing," The bartender yelled in reply.

Jeff could hardly believe where he was. There were
hundreds of men walking by, alot of them eyeing Jeff
up. But there had been nothing interesting for Jeff
yet. He decided to take it easy for awhile, just sit
at the bar and wait for someone to come to him.

And someone did. Jeff noticed the guy out of the
corner of his eye. He looked very familiar. But when
he spoke, Jeff knew exactly who he was.

"Kurt?" Jeff asked, turning to look at him.

"Jeff? What are you doing here?" Kurt asked, suddenly
very nervous.

"Same thing you are I imagine," Jeff replied.

In case you haven't caught on yet, the Kurt being
spoke of is Former WWF Champion, Kurt Angle. Kurt
cracked a smile with Jeff's last statement, and took a
seat next to him at the bar. For the millionth time
that night, Jeff could hardly believe what was
happening. He had often admired Kurt. He was gorgeous,
beautiful blue eyes, a great body and personality to
match. And obviously he was gay, or bi at least. So
Jeff decided to make his move.

"So Mr. All American is gay?" Jeff asked, stirring his
drink.

"Yeah, how bout you Mr. Teen heartthrob?" Kurt
replied, turning in his stool to face Jeff.

"Yep," was all Jeff replied.

"Well, I guess this would be a great time to tell you
your the hottest fucking guy I've ever seen,"

"Me?" Jeff questioned. "You are the hottest thing I've
ever seen lace up the boots. I'd love to take you
back...." He trailed off.

Kurt stood up from his chair and put his head next to
Jeff's. Jeff could feel Kurt's breath against his
neck. Jeff could feel his cock starting to stir. Kurt
was so fucking hot. Jeff had wanted him since he'd
made his WWF debut. And it was now obvious that Kurt
wanted him too. Kurt began to kiss Jeff's neck. Jeff
let out a soft moan, then Kurt spoke.

"Lets go," Kurt said seductively, licking Jeff's
cheek.

"Okay," Jeff breathed.

Kurt took Jeff by the hand and led him to the door.
Jeff's heart was racing. He could hardly believe that
Kurt Angle wanted him. Jeff's dick was beginning to
harden as they walked out of the club. Kurt quickly
hailed a taxi. Jeff was able to control himself the
ride back to the hotel where they were staying. But
when they arrived at the hotel, Jeff nearly drug Kurt
back to his hotel room.

Kurt began to kiss Jeff's neck as Jeff dug in his
pockets for his key. When he'd finally found it he
quickly slid it through and entered the room. Kurt had
Jeff locked in a passionate lip lock as they fell on
the bed. Kurt quickly went to work, sliding his hand
up Jeff's shirt and stroking his beautiful chest.
Kurt's hand flew as he unbuttoned Jeff's shirt,
exposing the chest that most teen girls went crazy
for. Kurt began to attack Jeff's nipples with his
tongue. Jeff let out a soft moan.

"I want to service your cock," Jeff moaned into Kurt's
ear.

Kurt said nothing. He stood up and began to undue the
buttons on his button fly jeans. Jeff began to
salivate as he saw Kurt's throbbing cock straining
against the fabric of his boxer briefs. Jeff wasted no
time and quickly pulled down the fabric hiding the
cock Jeff wanted so badly.

Jeff began to lick the swollen 8" shaft Kurt Angle
gave to him. Jeff popped the head into his mouth and
began his tongue action. Kurt moaned loudly. Jeff was
in ecstasy. Kurt began to pump his cock slowly into
Jeff's mouth. Jeff could taste Kurt's salty pre-cum
dripping onto his tongue. He began to bob up and down
on Kurt's throbbing shaft, coaxing a moan out of Kurt
with every bob.

"Oh God Jeff, that feels so fucking hot," Kurt moaned,
running his fingers through Jeff's multi colored hair.


Jeff said nothing but kept up his rhythmical sucking,
bringing his hands up to Kurt's balls and squeezing
them. Jeff could feel Kurt's pumping increase. Jeff
increased his suction and continued to squeeze Kurt's
balls.

"Oh shit Jeff, here it comes," Kurt moaned, pumping in
and out of Jeff's mouth.

Jeff kept his mouth over Kurt's throbbing 8 incher as
Kurt shot load after load of man juice into his mouth.
Jeff attempted to swallow it all, but Kurt's massive
balls produced more cumm then Jeff could handle,
causing some to drip onto Jeff's chin.

Kurt pulled Jeff up and licked his own cumm from
Jeff's chin. Kurt hugged Jeff to him and began to
stroke his beautiful back. Kurt started to suck on
Jeff's neck, coaxing a soft little moan from Jeff.
Kurt brought his hands to Jeff's front and slipped his
hands into his pants. Kurt pawed around until he found
what he was looking for, Jeff's rock hard dick.

Jeff buried his face against Kurt's neck, taking in
Kurt's wonderful smell. Kurt unbuttoned Jeff's pants
and dropped them to his ankles. Kurt slipped Jeff's
boxers quickly past his cock, exposing the dick of
Kurt's desire.

Kurt dove right onto Jeff's dick, sucking lightly on
just the head. Jeff was in heaven. This beautiful man
sucking his swollen shaft. But Jeff wanted more. He
only hoped Kurt would go for it. He pulled Kurt up to
his feet.

"I wanna fuck that beautiful ass," Jeff spoke softly
into Kurt's ear.

Jeff looked deep into Kurt's eyes and saw them light
up. Kurt kissed him softly on the lips, then spoke.

"I want it all," Kurt whispered, licking Jeff's ear.

Jeff lightly pushed Kurt onto the bed, and put his
legs over his shoulders. Jeff spread Kurt's cheeks,
exposing his beautiful rose bud. Jeff started to lick
at it teasingly, causing Kurt to squirm on the bed.
Jeff could no longer wait. He grabbed his pants from
the floor and found a condom. He slipped the latex on
then brought his cock head to Kurt's beautiful ass.

"Go slow," Kurt spoke. "Its been awhile,"

"You got it baby," Jeff said, leaning down and kissing
Kurt lightly.

Jeff slowly slid his cock into Kurt's awaiting ass,
stopping after just the head was in. Jeff looked down
at Kurt and smiled at him. Kurt's beautiful blue eyes
lit up. Jeff took that as a sign, and pushed in the
remaining inches of his shaft. Kurt screamed out in
pain, making Jeff almost pull out. But Kurt put his
hand to Jeff's abs.

"Keep going," Kurt said. "I'll be fine,"

Jeff leaned down and once more kissed Kurt's beautiful
lips. Jeff started to thrust in and out of Kurt's
tight ass. He would pull out until just his cock head
remained, then jam the entire shaft back in. Kurt was
in ecstasy, moaning loudly with every thrust. Jeff
continued his rhythmic thrusting, his balls slapping
against Kurt's ass. Jeff leaned down and began to
massage Kurt's nipples with his tongue, causing Kurt
to retract his ass with every lick. In no time Jeff
found his balls rising up in his hairless sac. He knew
he was only seconds away from orgasm.

"I'm gonna cumm baby," Jeff moaned.

Kurt did nothing but moaned, and squeezed Jeff's cock
with his ass. Jeff almost screamed out as he reached
climax, thrusting hard into Kurt's gorgeous ass. He
deposited 5 shots of cum into the condom, then fell
onto Kurt's chest. He slowly pulled out his now
softening cock, removing the condom and tossing it in
the trash. Kurt sat up and began to lick the remaining
cum from Jeff's beautiful cock.

"That was amazing," Jeff breathed, Kurt still licking
Jeff's cock.

Kurt said nothing until Jeff's cock was clean. Then he
pulled Jeff down onto his chest and held him in his
arms, stroking lightly his beautiful back.

"Your amazing Jeff," Kurt said, still spent from the
sexual escapades.

Jeff reached up and kissed Kurt lightly on the nose,
then laid back onto his chest. Jeff started stroking
Kurt's muscular pecs, and began to drift lightly off
to sleep. It was the noise at the door that woke him.
He and Kurt quickly jumped under the sheets, covering
their still naked bodies. Jeff wasn't worried, he knew
it would only be Matt.

"Hey Jeffy, You in there?"

Jeff was horrified. The voice that spoke was that of
Test. It was then that it occurred to him. Trish and
Stephanie hadn't seen him leave the club. So they had
left the district and found Test, who was now here and
entering his room. Test opened the door and looked
shocked at the sight he saw.

"What is going on here?" Test asked, walking in and
shutting the door behind him.

Jeff knew from the tone of Test's voice, he wasn't
horrified, he was turned on. Jeff flashed a quick
seductive smile at Test. Test smiled in return, and
started unbuttoning his shirt, while walking towards
the bed.............................