Date: Sun, 24 Jul 2011 20:15:07 -0400 (EDT)
From: DOGG <nphillydogg@aol.com>
Subject: xmen tales-31 / the nanny and the orphan maker

Disclaimer:
X-Men Tales: is loosely based on the X-Men- Evolution t.v. cartoon series,
as well as the comicbook produced by Marvel Comics.
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The X-Men are mutants, unfortunate people born with an X-gene that gives
them extraordinary powers and abilities which makes them outcasts to those
considered "normal" in the world.
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X-Men cast:
(Teachers) Professor-X, Angel, Banshee, Beast, Bishop, Forge, Polaris,
Storm, and Wolverine, The White Queen, Dr Mora MacTaggert,

(Students) Cannonball-17, Cyclops-17, Colossus-18, Gambit-17, Iceman-16,
Multiple boy-13, Nightcrawler-16, Northstar-17, Spike-15, Sunspot-16,
Thunderbird-18, Havok-16 / Amanda-16, Jubilee-13, Karma-16, Magma-15,
Premonition (Jean Grey)-17, Rogue-16, Shadowcat-14, Spirit-17, Syran-16,
Wolvesbane-15, WeaponX-16
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The NANNY & The Orphan Maker: are 2 seriously deranged men seeking love and
acceptance though traditional family values, even if they have to steal
every orphan to complete their family!

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X-Men Tales: -pt31

	Title: THE NANNY and the ORPHAN MAKER


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pt-1<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The Xavier Institute
of Higher Learning,
Salam Center, NY.

DAY-3


	Early morning, 17 year old Scott [Cyclops] Summers lay asleep in
bed, when someone quietly crept into his room. Scott was completely unaware
that anyone [beside his roommate: Bobby Drake] was in the room with him,
until he felt someone on top of him. "MMMPPHHFF..." he screamed, as a rough
callused hand covered his mouth, muffling him.


"shhhh..." said the gruff voice of Wolverine, crouched overtop him (in the
dark) as he pulled at Scott's bed sheets. "...don't fight me, and no one'll
get hurt...!"


"Logan..., is that YOU...?!" asked Scott, suddenly hearing the distinctive
[SHINK] of Wolverine's claws before they started cutting through his pajama
bottoms, slicing them off.


"Who else would it be, kid...?" asked the wild man, shoving Scott's legs
into the air, exposing his ass. "I lyin' in bed playin' wit my cock and
wishin' I had sum puzzy ta fuck..., then I remembered YOU..., YOU got good
puzzy!"


"shhh..." whispered Scott, afraid his sleeping roommate might
hear. "...Bobby's in the next bed...!"


"I kno'..." said Wolverine, licking Scott's nearly hairless ass crack,
wetting the hole with his tongue. "...we're gonna have to make this
fast..." he added, lifting his head as he aimed his stiff cock up to the
hole and rammed in...


"AAARRRRHHHHHHH...!!" screamed Scott, as Wolverine pressed his crotch all
the way in up to the balls. The pain [for Scott] was immediate and
excruciating as he lay under his mentor, pinned to the bed like a rape
victim as Wolverine ground his cock home in his aching gut.
	Across the room, 16 year old Bobby Drake awake to the ruckus,
turning on his nightlight to find his roommate getting ass fucked by his
teacher.


"Wolverine...??" questioned Scott, looking up into the face of a
stranger. Gone was Wolverine's trademark sideburns and heavily whiskered
face. Even Logan's stocky muscle mass was missing, replaced by the fairly
toned body of a stout 11 year old. Scott barely recognized Wolverine
without his muscle mass, rough rugged face, and hairy body. But he could
feel the firm cock [lodged well in his bowels] beginning to move back and
forth as Logan began to fuck. "LOGAN..., is that you...??!"


"Who else would it be...?" asked Logan, thrusting his hips into Scott.


"I don't know..." said Scott, mesmerized by Wolverine's younger looking
face. "...you look so a lot YOUNGER than usual...!"


"buh..." scorned Logan, "...don't tell me yur startin' THAT stuff up
again...?!" he asked while fucking. "I don't look no different ta'day than
I did yesterday...!"


"NO...?" asked Scott, glancing down at Logan's hairless crotch, which was
usually sprouted course hair from every which direction. "What happened to
your crotch hair...?"


"Whut ya see is what ya get, kid..." said Logan, looking down at his bald
abdomen slapping against Scott's ass, "...it's always looked that way...!"


"No Logan..., how OLD are you right now...?" asked Scott.
	Wolverine paused...


"14..." he said, confidently.


"14...!" shocked Scott. "You're younger than ME...! Why do you call me
`kid'...?"


"Cuz uh..." thought Logan, unable to answer that. "Yur interruptin' my
nutt, Scott..." he said instead, resuming his thrusts. "...we'll talk about
this lata...!"
	Scott agreed, relaxing back in bed [with cock in hand] as he
prepared himself for a long leisurely fucking from his favorite
teacher. Unfortunately Wolverine's body hair and mass wasn't the only thing
affected by his recent age reduction..., "ARRHHH...!" ...grunted the 14
year old teacher as he climaxed prematurely in his lover's ass. "Okay..."
said Wolverine, jumping up off of Scott as he headed for the door to
arrange a meeting [tucking his cock back into his underwear]... "...we can
talk about it now...!"


"What the fuck...?!" asked Scott [sitting up on his elbows with his stiff
cock standing straight up and his sore asshole dripping bubbly ball juice
onto his bed sheets], feeling jipped.
	Suddenly Bobby got out of bed and quickly wandered over to Scott's
bed and fell to his knees, taking his roommate's stiff standing cock into
his mouth and throat to the root. "Oh shit, Bobby..." moaned Scott, falling
back down against the bed when he felt Bobby's throat mold about his cock
shaft. "...you're such a good cocksucker...!"


"I love cock...!" muttered Bobby, still under Professor Xavier's hypnotic
spell to suck dick [started in early chapters of the series]. Scott lay
back against his pillows, enjoying the daily blow job he got from his
roommate [who surprisingly always pretends not to remember a THING later on
in the day...].
	With Scott's sore asshole dripping Wolverine's fresh ball juice, it
didn't take long before Scotty was shooting his own load in Bobby's expert
sucking mouth, white washing Bobby's swallowing tonsils with a fresh batch
of baby batter.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pt-2<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

6am

	The X-men and x-students gather in doctor Mora's med-lab
[underground] to sort through the tragic new events which had become the
X-Men's lives...


"Astonishing..." said Mora, examining the X-Men up close with her highly
automated [state of the art] lab equipment. "...in less than 24 hours the
X-Men have managed to decrease in age by 6 to 7 more years...!"


"Tell us about it...!" said Nightcrawler, getting his forked tail pulled on
by a 10 year old Beast.


"They STILL seem to be unaware of their age reductions...!" informed Jean
Grey, in touch with the X-Men telepathically.


"I have searched the computer data base worldwide for just such
occurrences..." explained Mora. "...there was only ONE other case in which
someone spontaneously began to decrease in age..., but no one ever
discovered what happened to him..., once he became an infant, he
disappeared...!"


"bummer..." said Wolverine, swinging his feet back and forth over the edge
of the gurney.


"So the X-Men can keep getting younger and younger until they just cease to
exist...??" asked Kitty Pryde, towering over Storm and Polaris like a big
sister.


"We covered this already, yesterday..." informed Scott. "So what you're
telling us is..., you're no closer to finding a cure for them now than you
were 16 hours ago...?"


"No closer, no..." admitted Mora, the world's foremost expert on mutant
genetics. "...but I've been in contact with some of the best creative minds
the world over..., and we've come up with a couple of theories why the
X-Men are reducing in age..., however, no one can agree to a solution to
turn the clock back around...!"


"Well, what are some of the theories...?" asked Scott.


"Everything from a time warp shift in which the X-Men passed through
unknowingly..., to a spell performed by a powerful sorcerer or shaman...!"


"A Shaman...?" question Scott. "Didn't Logan make mention of a Shaman he
worked with in Alpha Flight...?"


"It's a long shot..., but definitely something worth looking into...!" said
Mora. "I could use an extra set of eyes on this..." she suggested, not
often asking for help.


"Okay..." said Scott, "...here's the plan..." he said, running down the new
task assignments...



LATER IN THE DAY...


"I can't believe Scott and Jean left us to babysit while they hang out with
Dr MacTaggert in the labs...!" complained Kitty, sitting behind the
computer modules in the observation booth of The Danger Room, where she and
several of her friends [Nightcrawler & Rogue] observed the adolescent X-Men
playing in `beginner's mode'.
	The X-Men [Storm, Banshee, Angel, Wolverine, Forge, Beast, Polaris,
& The White Queen] ran through a maze of obstacles designed to measure
intelligence. While most ran through the course, Angel and Banshee took to
the air, where they encountered a series of non threatening obstacles
designed to delay them and keep them occupied until Scott and Jean
returned.


("Are you STILL reading their minds, Emma...?") asked Storm telepathically,
without saying a word.


(("Yes...")) said Emma Frost [The White Queen], scary even at 10 years
old. (("...they seem to still think we have been somehow reduced in age...,
but no one knows why...!"))


("That's ridiculous...") said Beast, cart-wheeling for the simple fun of
it. ("...if we were younger..., wouldn't we know it...?")


("Not necessarily...") said Forge [the X-Men's resident genus]. ("...if it
were done completely without our knowledge, then it would theorize that our
reduction would seem natural..., just as growing older does normally...!")


(Do you think it's TRUE...?") asked Polaris, using her magnetic powers to
keep the sides of the maze from closing in on them.


("I don't KNOW if it's true or not...") chimed Wolverine, giving his
2cents. ("...but I can tell ya one thing..., my natural instinct tells me
somethin' ain't rite...! I have memories that seem ta be a lot older than
my mere 14 years...!")


("As do I...") said Storm, stopping in mid-run. ("...I remember giving
birth to my son Evan shortly after leaving my homeland Africa when I was a
teenager..., yet I'm only 11 now...! How IS that...?")


(("Apparently, someone's been having their way with us...!")) said Emma
Frost, linking all of the X-Men's minds together.


("So the kid's worries are on the up and up...?") asked Angel, landing near
the rest of the group and he and Banshee return from the air.


(Appears so...!") said Polaris.


"So what do we do about it...?" asked Banshee aloud...


("shhh...") shushed Storm, looking up at the observation window. ("...we
don't want to alarm the children that WE finally agree with them...!")


("Why not...?") thought Banshee.


("Because if we're going to get to the bottom of this..., we're going to
need a way out..., and we don't need the children getting in our way...!")


("Where are we going...?") asked Forge.


("Leave that to Logan...") said Storm, looking at her old friend. ("...he's
the one with the super senses who could tell us IF anyone had been in the
mansion, in our rooms, while we were out...!")


("But the security tapes showed nothing...!") said Forge.


("Tapes can be tampered with...") said Storm, ("...enchanted senses
can't...!")


("So HOW do we get out of here and upstairs to our rooms without the
students seeing us...?") asked Angel.


("Leave that to ME...") said Storm. "OWWW...!!!" she yelled, focusing her
powers on her outstretched hands as a lightning bolt suddenly exploded from
her fingertips, crackling through the air as it struck Wolverine head on,
sending him soaring backwards into a nearby wall.


"What the...!!?" yelled one of the teenagers from the booth. "STORM...! Why
did you strike Logan with a lightning bolt...?! You could have killed
him...!"


"He pinched my butt...!" said Storm, with attitude. "I REFUSE to play with
him anymore...! I want to go to my room!"


"Me too!" said Emma, realizing what Storm was up to.


"I think you ALL should go to your rooms..., you need to take a nap...!"
said the teen voice over the intercom. The X-Men all winked knowingly at
one another, as they left the Danger Room unattended.
	Gathering in Storm's attic loft, the X-Men watched as Wolverine
sniffed every inch of the room for scents [like a dog], examining every
area. He did the same in his own room, and Banshee's, and Beast's, and
Angel's, and Polaris's, until he began to find a pattern...


"He HAS something...!" said Emma, reading Logan's mind.


"It's faint..." said Wolverine, coming to a conclusion. "...but it's the
SAME SCENT in every room..., and it doesn't belong to any of us or the
kids...!"


"Someone was in our rooms...?" asked Polaris, feeling violated.


"While we slept!" added Wolverine, making SURE Polaris was scared.


"Do you think you could track it...?" asked Storm.


"I should be able to..." said Wolverine, confidently. "...so long as they
stayed near the ground and didn't FLY away!"


"What are we waiting for...? Let's GO then...!" insisted Beast, eager to
get some action.


"We'll need transportation..." said Forge, "...and we're ALL too small to
drive any of the land vehicles...!"


"Party pooper...!"


"Not if we work as a TEAM!" said Storm, enthusiastically.




>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pt-3<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


THE GARAGE


	Sneaking out to the garage while avoiding all indoor/outdoor
security detection was a breeze for the mini X-Men, however, once they
managed to get inside the garage, they found two of their male students
[Havok and Sunspot] sexually engaged in the backseat of one of the
vehicles. Emma Frost used her power of telepathy to mask their presents as
they selected a SUV that would fit them all comfortably. Using her magnetic
powers, Polaris levitated the keys from the locked box and put them safely
in Storm's hands. Storm assigned tasks: "Logan, you command the gas...,
Banshee the break! Beast, Angel, Forge..., you're the lookout from all
directions...! Polaris, you command the gears! And Emma and I will
steer...!"


"Why do yall get to steer...?" [pouting].


"Because women are better drivers!" declared Storm.


	As the X-Men prepared to take their leave, Forge glanced into the
neighboring vehicle to see Sunspot's legs hoisted in the air, his boy
shorts dangling off his foot as Havok humped up and down between his spread
legs, thrusting his ample 8" cock in and out of the black Brazilian's ass
in missionary position.
	16 year old Havok [Alex Summers] had noticed 16 year old Sunspot
[Roberto DeCosta] staring at him lustfully since his arrival. But things
had been hectic [what with discovering Scott was his brother, then finding
out Scott and Wolverine were lovers –chap 29], making it nearly
impossible for Alex to get to know Roberto better. However it wasn't until
recently that Alex caught Roberto staring at his crotch, trying to
determine the size of his cock though his bulge. "Wanna SEE it instead of
fantasizing about it...?" asked Summers.


"Yes!" answered Roberto, jumping at the chance to finally see a Summers'
man cock [Scott had turned down numerous sexual offers].


"Where can we go...?" asked Alex, knowing both boys had roommates.


"I know a place...!" said Roberto, believing the garage free, since none of
the X-Men were old enough to drive.
	Picking a vehicle, Sunspot began tearing open Havok's jeans,
pulling free his enormous cock. "Wow..." he said simply, before licking his
lips sensuously and going down on it. Havok leaned back against the back
door, watching the handsome Brazilian boy whore himself on his cock. It
immediately became apparent that Roberto was a cock connoisseur, already
possessing the ability to deep throat to the root without gagging. Havok
felt his cock become immediately incased in the back of Sunspot's throat,
as his thick sensual lips nibbled at his cock base.


"Damn you Xavier kids can suck cock..." groaned Havok, thinking of his
brother Scott.
	Sunspot bobbed his head in Havok's lap for less than 10 minutes
before his belly was flooded with the white boy's cum. Sunspot continued to
suck [hoping to get a second load] when he felt Havok's hand feeling for
his plump ass. "You get fucked, too...?" asked Havok, curiously. In a flash
Roberto was naked, lying on his back in the back seat, his legs thrown up
high in the air, his plump brown ass visible, his hairless asshole all a
gloss with someone else's load already leaking out... "Who fucked you...?"
asked Havok, wanting to know who scored a hit so early in the morning?


"My roommate..." whispered Sunspot, hot for another cock. "...Sam!"
	Havok stuck his finger curiously in Roberto's ass, feeling the
excess sperm leak out around his embedded finger.


"He must shoot amazing loads..." he theorized, watching the volume of cum
excreting the hole.


"He fucked me 3 times since last night...!" informed Sunspot, used to
getting Sam's cock regularly.


"That explains it..." said Havok, aiming his own hard cock up to the
leaking hole. Sunspot's anus throbbed briefly with anticipation as Havok
slowly sank his cock in [Sam's cum acting as more than sufficient
lubricant].
	Having cum once already, Havok was able to fuck Sunspot's
delectable asshole for another 20 minutes without coming. Sunspot shot his
own load all over his bare chest and stomach [having lifted his pullover
over his head], then licked his own cum up off his torso with his
fingers. Havok thought Roberto was a freak if ever he saw one, but his ass
was one of the best he'd ever fucked, so he knew this would not be their
last sexual encounter by a long shot.
	Havok fucked Sunspot straight though his orgasm, battering his
flexing anal muscles as they milked and massaged his plunging shaft until
he came again, blasting Roberto's cummy innards with a fresh batch of warm
sperm.


	The X-Men managed to lift the garage door without Sunspot or Havok
hearing it [thanks to the mental powers of The White Queen], start the car,
gun the gas, and tear out of the parking space in a matter of seconds.
	The vehicle barreled down the driveway doing 60 easily, when Beast
noticed the front gates were still closed. Using her magnetic powers,
Polaris ripped the gates off their hinges just in time as the SUV came
charging through. "THE BREAK, THE BREAK, THE BREAK, THE BREAK...!" screamed
Storm as she and Emma Frost turned the steering wheel with all their
might. The SUV turned the corner on the main drive on two wheels, before
slamming back down on all fours [its tired screeching as it tore off down
the road]. "Are we there, yet...?!" asked one of the kids as the SUV
barreled out of sight.


	Back at the Garage...  "What the hell was that...?!" asked Havok,
lifting his head to look out the backseat window, as Spirit and Karma came
rushing in...


"Someone just stole a car from the garage...!" they said, finding Havok in
the backseat. "Did you SEE who did it...?!"


"No..." answered Havok, having no clue.


"Me neither..." said Sunspot, peeking up over the door rim...




>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pt-4<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


MANHATTAN, NY Hours later...

	Many frantic phone calls flooded police phone lines as New Yorkers
called in to say they saw children driving an SUV over the bridge. Unable
to see over the steering wheel, Storm and Emma Frost [the White Queen] had
to rely on their partners [BEAST, ANGEL & FORGE] to act as her seeing eyes
to maneuver through downtown traffic [causing a few minor fender benders
along the way]. "HIT THE BREAKS...!" screamed Beast, as both Logan AND
Banshee hit the break and pedal at the same time, causing the SUV to crash
into the side of large abandoned toy store. "We're HERE!" announced Beast,
the first to jump safely from the vehicle.


"Here...? Here where...?" asked Storm, climbing down out of the front seat.


"The TOY STORE dummy..." laughed Beast, doing flips and cart-wheels with
excitement. "...our new HOME!"


"Home...?" said Polaris, as she and the others looked up at the giant
warehouse which sat secluded on a lone city street by itself. "Yes...YES I
can feel it now...! HOME!"


"Are you all going MAD...?" asked Storm, as the X-Men began to look for an
entrance. "Xavier's Mansion is our home...! Africa is MY home! I have never
seen this place before...! Emma...??"
	Emma Frost emerged from the SUV, staring up at the ominous building
standing before them...


"I'm beginning to sense it too, Ororo..." said The White Queen, feeling
something familiar inside her. "...we HAVE to get inside this building...!"


"Leave that to me...!" insisted Banshee, stepping back as he prepared to
blow a hole into the side wall with his sonic
scream. "YYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!" he yelled, only sounding like a
screaming kid.
	The X-Men sneakered as Banshee looked disappointed that the wall
was still standing.


"Leave it to ME...!" insisted Polaris, waving her hands at the large metal
shutter gate keeping the entrance locked at the loading dock. "Hey..." she
said with surprise. "...nothing happened...!"


"Have we lost our powers...?" asked Storm, trying to conjure a lightning
bolt without success.


"It appears we may have suffered another age reduction during our journey
here..." said Emma, unable to read minds.


"How old do you suspect us to be now...?" asked Storm, unsure.


"Judging from our height and adolescents..., I'd say about 5 or 6 years
old...!"



"Goddess..." shocked Storm.


"HEY, I think I've found a way in...!" yelled Wolverine, from the far side
of the building.
	The X-Men went running...


"A side door...!" said Angel [his tiny wings too small to fly with].


"It's LOCKED..., I already tried it...!" said Logan, looking up at the
large door.


"And no doubt sounding a security alarm if we break in...!" surmised Beast,
no longer doing happy cart-wheels.


"I could get us in..." said Storm, reaching down along her belt...


"HOW..." asked Banshee, "...none of our powers'r working...!"


"I don't need my powers to break into a locked door...!" smirked Storm,
pulling her old lock picks from her belt design. "Never know when something
like THIS might come in handy...!"


"Oh yeah..., I forgot you were one of the biggest thieves and pick pockets
in Cairo...!" recalled Forge, rolling his eyes.


"THEE biggest...!" corrected Storm, using Beast as a stepping stool to
reach the doorknob lock.
	The X-Men watched and waited on pins and needles, hoping Storm
could indeed get them into the toy store. Storm [a bit rusty] fumbled with
the lock pick for a few minutes, before the lock finally turned and the
door popped open...


"Wow...! She DID it!" cheered Polaris.


"GIRL POWER!" smiled Emma Frost, slapping hi-fives with Storm as she jumped
down off Beast's back.
	Wolverine and the guys sulked in the background as the girls led
the way inside the darkened warehouse.


"We need LIGHT!" yelled one of the girls in the dark.


"I've found a control panel..." yelled Forge. Standing atop a chair, he
flicked on the power surge, causing all the overhead lights to blink on,
lighting the entire warehouse.


"WOW..." cheered Wolverine, standing on a nearby railing overlooking the
entire store. "...TOYS!"
	They X-Men [completely forgetting why they were there] ran up and
down the aisles filled with every toy imaginable. Ripping through boxes
they begin playing with Barbie Dolls, Action Figures, bikes, big wheels,
water guns, --you name it...


MEANWHILE

	Within the basement of the Warehouse, two men [one big and muscular
& one petite and skinny] lay in bed, in what had become their home. The
muscular man held the smaller petite man down in bed on his back, his
skinny legs pressed down tightly to his chest [in missionary position] as
the bigger stronger man humped his big bulky body into him, fucking the
smaller man in the ass.
	Raised up on his strong arms [in pushup position], the bigger man
stared down into the smaller man's eyes while they fucked, never breaking
contact as he hammered his hips into the smaller more docile man on his
back. The smaller man stared back up at the bigger guy, their eyes locked
in rapture, as if reading each other's thoughts and desires.
	The bigger man's thick manly phallus slammed through the smaller
man's ass, battering its way through his rectum and straight into his colon
with every thrust. The smaller man stroked his 10" erection, as it stood
long and stiff, reaching over his chest and stomach. "Give it to me,
daddy..." he whimpered softly, his voice quivering with every inward
blow. The big man started to thrust faster, ramming his hips harder as he
drove his enormous ramrod through the smaller man's ass. The large bed they
shared began pounding against the wall, the motion of their weights moving
the bed back and forth while they fucked. The smaller man's groans of
pleasure started to rise as his eyes began to roll up into his head. Cum
shot from his stroking dick, shooting up over his head to splatter against
the headboard. OH YES, BIG DADDY..., YOU'RE MAKING ME CUM...! OH YES! YES!
AARRRHHHHH...!!"


	The big man gloated as he watched his life partner orgasm. He
continued to pound into him, fucking him straight through his orgasm even
as the smaller man's asshole locked and spasm around his plunging
dick. "AARRHHHHGGGG...FUCK YEAHHHHH...!!" groaned the man, shoving all the
way in before he came, filling the smaller man's gut with his surging
semen.
	Collapsing on top, the bigger man felt instantly drained as the
smaller man lovingly wrapped his arms about his back, hugging him
close. The two men rested comfortably as their hearts beat against each
other's chests.
	Suddenly the smaller man heard something...


"Did you hear that...?" he asked, perking his ears.


"I heard nothing..." said the bigger man, his face buried in the pillow
behind his lover's head.
	The smaller man listened more intently, then heard a definite THUMP
over their heads. Both men sat up...


"You heard it THAT time...?" asked the smaller guy. "Someone's upstairs in
the store...!"


"They're about to wish there weren't...!" said the big guy, jumping out of
bed and donning his metal uniform.


"It could be the KIDS..." said the smaller man, rolling out of bed to don
his own uniform. "...they WERE implanted with the idea of our location,
making them want to come home...!"


"Then they need to learn NOT to make so much noise...!" yelled the big man,
running out the door.


"Don't hurt them daddy...! They're just children!" yelled the smaller man,
rushing to get dressed.


UPSTAIRS...

	The X-Men were having the time of their lives. The aisles looked
ransacked, like a tornado had torn through. The X-Men stopped having
laughing and having fun when they looked up to see the tall mean man
standing before them in complete armor, including helmet and face
shield. "Look at this MESS...!" yelled the man, his voice echoing loudly
through his helmet/shield. "You children are BAD!!"


"Who'r you...?" asked Wolverine, holding a headless Barbie in one hand, and
a Jurassic Park dinosaur in another.


"I'm your father..." said the big man, "...The Orphan Maker!"


"And I'm your mother..." said the smaller man, rushing in to save the
children from punishment. "...my name is The Nanny! But you can call me
`mother'...!"


"You're no mother..." laughed Wolverine, "...you're a MAN...!"


"Why you lil' ungrateful brat...!" yelled The Orphan Maker, grabbing Logan
by his hair as he hoisted him up in the air [Wolverine's feet swinging back
and forth in running mode]. "I'll teach you how to respect your mother...!"


"No daddy..., don't...!" yelled Nanny, rushing to Wolverine's aid. "He's
just a little boy..., he doesn't know what he's saying...!" insisted Nanny,
taking Logan into his arms and coddling him like a baby.


"These kids need discipline..." snarled Orphan Maker, "...LOOK at this
place...! They destroyed it!"


"They were unattended..." argued Nanny, "...but now I'm here to look after
them now...! Go clean up the store..., I'll take the children downstairs
and show them their new home...!" suggested Nanny. "Go on..." he said,
holding Wolverine in his arms protectively. "...go...!"
	The Orphan Maker slowly walks away, as Wolverine licks his tongue
out at him as The Nanny gathers the children to take downstairs. "Come
children..., let me take you to your rooms and get you something good to
eat...!"


"Are you our mommy...?" asked Polaris, taking The Nanny's hand as he showed
the X-Men downstairs into the large store's basement.


"Yes..." smiled The Nanny. "...and I plan on being your mommy forever!"


"Ever and ever...?" questioned Wolverine, his short stubby arms wrapped
about The Nanny's neck.


"Yes..., forever and ever!" smiled Nanny, escorting the children
downstairs... "And I'll KILL anyone who tries to take you away from me...!"




Continued...




Next: MOMMY DEAREST


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