Date: Fri, 24 Mar 2017 21:45:24 -0400
From: MGTBILL@aol.com
Subject: DYLAN'S JUNIOR YEAR AT COLLEGE  Chapter  35

DYLAN'S  JUNIOR YEAR AT COLLEGE


Chapter  35


by  Donny Mumford


After  our Friday morning review class, the last one of the  semester, Rob
and I are on our way back to the apartment. I'm in a pensive  mood thinking
back on the week that was.  It began with an extra  stressful Monday because
of Frankie's abortion and, as if that wasn't  disturbing enough, we needed
to deal with Beth's attempt to rip Rob  off for an extra two hundred dollars
over-and-above what the clinic  charged. That was the last communications
I've had with the girls.  Obviously Frankie took the brunt of the
unpleasantness and that's  probably as it should be since she, with Beth's help, more
or less  orchestrated everything leading up to her getting pregnant. So that
all sucks,  and then the review classes every day that  dragged-on
unmercifully.  Not a good week, but it's over  now and we've got the rest of today,
and the whole weekend, to do  with whatever we want. The long Christmas break
is just around the corner  too, so we'd be feeling great except for the
pregnancy ordeal  still hovering unspoken in the air around us. Unspoken
because there's  nothing left to say about it. Everything's been said too many
times  already.

Earlier  this morning Rob and I decided we're going to the movies tonight.

Nothing  allows you to escape reality for a couple of hours better than
going to the  movies. After the movie we'll have a few beers and shoot some
pool. I haven't  had a beer, or anything alcoholic, since last Saturday night's
party, and  it's been longer than that since Rob's last drink. Drinking is
another way  to escape reality for a few hours. The realities we'll be
escaping are the two  I've already mentioned: pregnancy and review week. On the
plus side, while many  students will be cramming for finals all weekend, we
don't need to do that. We  studied every night after class all semester, so
all we'll do is an hour's  review before taking each final exam.

It's  ten-thirty Friday morning when we get back to our apartment's parking
 lot. Rob's pulling into a parking spot that's almost directly opposite the
 back door. A car backed out of this choice parking spot just as  Rob drove
onto the lot, so I'm mumbling to myself because luck like that  never
happens to me. After parking, Rob turns the engine off,  and asks, "Why so quiet,
Dylan?" I'm like, "Oh, I don't know. Shouldn't we  be happier? I mean, the
review week is finally over and final exams are a  slam-dunk for us, plus
after finals we've got almost a month's break from  college. We should be
laughing and giddy and talking about what we'll  be doing during the break." We
get out of the truck with Rob saying,  "You're absolutely right! Let's put
everything we can't change behind us and  enjoy the hell out of the next
month." I go, "That's the spirit," and Rob says,  "Yeah, that's what we should
do, but it's easier said than done, although  I'm gonna try."

As Rob  types in the password for entrance to the back door, I ask, "Um,
well... what  are your plans for Christmas break?" He goes, "The only thing
I'm sure of is  I'll be spending at least a week working in the office. Um,
and I was gonna  ask if you'd work with me?" My initial response is
skepticism, so Rob adds,  "One forty-hour-week will pay you eight hundred bucks."

Walking up the steps,  I'm like, "Oh yeah? Absolutely then! That'll be awesome,
so yeah, count me  in." A grin from Robby as he goes, "Work's actually fun
when you're there with  me." I ask, "Any other plans for Christmas break?" He
grins at me, "Yeah, I plan  on spending as much time with you as you'll let
me." I mumble, "Good plan,  Rob!"

Inside  the apartment we drop our backpacks on the kitchen table and Rob
asks,  "What'll we do for lunch?" Ignoring that, I'm looking in the mirror
over  the sofa, saying, "Jesus Christ, look at my shaggy hair, Rob." He comes
over and hugs me from behind, "Yeah, but I kinda like it that  you look a
little wild. Anyway, my hair is the same as your's, plus I  haven't shaved all
week so I look even more unkempt than you.  All we need  to do now is trash
our apartment and we'll fit right in with the  average run-of-the-mill
college student." Lying my head back on his  shoulder, I go, "Not really. First
we'd need to somehow forget everything we  know for final exams. You know,
so we'd be like everyone else cramming all night  before each exam, drinking
lots of caffeinated beverages to stay awake." He's  still got his arms
around my waist looking at my reflection in the mirror as his  finger lightly
rubs my upper lip, "You've got a little mustache, Dylan." I  go, "Yeah, ain't
it cool? I've been  cultivating it for weeks now. Unfortunately, it's only
visible in certain  light, like right now with the sun shining through the
sliding glass  doors." He laughs, mumbling, "It's fucking adorable, babe," and
he rubs it  again, murmuring, "It's an unusually soft mustache."  Still
looking at  ourselves in the mirror, I'm like, "Don't you think we make a rather
 attractive couple?" He laughs again, "I'd never say this to anyone else,
but  yeah, we're a hot looking gay couple alright." We both sort of chuckle,
with Rob  mumbling, "Conceited much? Heh heh."

Turning  around in his arms I hug him and we do a sweet kiss, then rub
noses. Rob  goes, "Jesus, if anybody saw us like this they'd probably throw-up."

 Laughing, I go, "Yeah, I feel a little nauseous myself." We do  find
ourselves doing mushy, lovey-dovey behavior at times. It's true, we do,  and this
time it leads to a couple of sloppy kisses while running our  fingers
through each other's hair. Yeah, it starts with both of us goofing  around, but
that soon ignites serious sexual arousal. A three-minute wild  make-out leads
to some heavy breathing and then I say a gasping, "Fuck me,  Robby" and
he's fumbling to undo the button on my skinny jeans. I push his hand  away and
have my pants and underpants down around my knees in two seconds.  He's got
his hard four-inch boner  out through the fly of his jeans turning me
around, asking, "Lube?" I shake my  head, no... too aroused now to stop our
momentum. Morning sex is great!  Yeah it is, but then so is afternoon and evening
sex.

The  head of Rob's boner finds my asshole but slides off it in the
slippery precum that's bubbling out from his piss slit. He slides  it around my
anus and then, "Ooh!" it gets plugged in. Rob wraps his arms around  my chest
and thrusts his hips pushing two inches of fat cock up my ass. I close  my
eyes, murmuring, "Ummm," as Robby's kissing and snuggling his face  against
the side of my neck. My rectum hurts a little, and then hurts  some more when
he roughly thrusts again and I get a skittering  flash of submissiveness
from Rob's aggressiveness. It feels good though and I  relax against his body.

A final hump of his hips and he's tight against any  buttocks with me
grunting, "Aaah, ooh." Rob's lips are on my ear as  he murmurs, "Just the way you
like it, Dylan." I go, "Mmmm," and he does  three quick, hard full thrusts,
"Slap, slap, slap," then does a hard  thrust and leave his cock up my ass
with his hip exerting upward pressure  until I gasp and grunt, Oooh," going up
on my toes. Easing off the pressure and  pulling his cock back, my feet
settle back on the floor, but immediately he  does another hard thrust leaving
his hard boner up there with more upward  pressure getting me back up on my
toes and I'm sensing more of that  submissiveness that flashed by a few
seconds ago.

Rob  gets into  a steady routine of the deliberate hard thrusts, then the
rough extra  upward pressure getting me to go up on my toes before he pulls
his  cock back and I settle down, then it's the same thing all over again.

He thrusts like that every five seconds or so and it's awesome for  four or
five minutes with me grunting, "Umpth," each time he gets me to go up on  my
toes. This ad hoc dominant fucking gets me squirming with deep sexual
arousal  as I'm lying back against his chest, my head back on his shoulder. Each
hard deliberate thrust gets my boner tightening further and soon  it begins
to lift away from my stomach. Another, "Umpth" from me as Robby  pushes up
hard on my buttocks and I submissively go up on my toes feeling like  I'm
gonna cum right now. By now my six inches of hard  cock is sticking straight
out from my shaved groin, throbbing  like mad. Rob's right arm goes around
the front of my throat keeping my head  back on his shoulder, his left arm is
tightly around my belly holding my ass  back against his thrusting hips. The
deliberate hard thrusts are coming  faster now and it's like I've been
trained to automatically go up on my  toes. It's a delicious dominant fuck that
Rob copied from the way I fucked  him earlier this week. It's giving me an
unexpected submissive sense, one that  I'm a little surprised he's pulling
off so well.

My  impending orgasm is now rushing up on me faster and faster and
climaxing is all  I can think about. Robby must be sensing his climax too because
his thrusts  are now much harder and faster, almost punishing thrust that have
me  squirming against him. He holds me tightly though, and this turns into
a  reckless, fast, hard fucking, "Slapslapslapslap," with Rob groaning and
moaning with each fast hump up my ass, "Slapslapslap." My body tightens-up,
then  gets as stiff as a board, I squeal, "Eeeeeaaa," with cum pumping
straight out  splattering on a sofa cushion. Rob's against my ass tightly humping
against my  buttocks shooting his seed into my bowels as another string of
cum fires from my  boner and we wrestle with each other in the throes of
ecstasy. Another spurt of  cum from my cock, then another... and it's mostly
over already, except for some  late-coming drools of cum. From being stiff as
a board to now, when it doesn't  feel like I have a bone in my body. Limply,
I'm taking deep breaths while  the after-effects of my orgasm shoot around
my rectum and groin making me  do a small body shudder, then it's all over
and only now do I  notice Robby's loosened his arms around me and we're sort
of holding each  other up.

Some  deep breathing, then Rob backs up pulling his cock from my ass,
muttering, "Holy  shit. Are you okay, babe?" I'm smelling the back of my wrist
turning around to  nod my head. After a big inhale I drop my hand and give him
a goofy grin,  saying, "That was very dominant of you, Rob. Dominant the
way you fucked  me." He's grabbing some Kleenex from the square box on the
end-table next to the  sofa. Wiping his now flimsy cock he half smiles, asking,
"Where do you imagine I  got the idea for that way of fucking?" I'm
motioning for him to toss me the  box of tissues and, as he does that, I go, "It
wouldn't be from when I 'topped'  you, would it?" He grins, "You know it,
babe, and you're right too: it did feel  a bit dominant. I liked it and hope you
did too." He helps wipe his cum off  my ass, as I murmur, "I loved it,"

then we go into the bathroom to do  a better job of cleaning, using a
washcloth. He says, "You never answered my  question about lunch." I go, "Oh, yeah.

Well, we've got some roast beef  left-over from Wednesday night's dinner. We
could do roast beef sandwiches, but  first we'd need to defrost those Kaiser
Rolls in the  freezer?"

I'm  pulling up my pants as Rob says, "Let's get something at Fuddruckers
instead. A celebratory lunch, and I'm thinking I'd like one their  greasy
half-pound burgers." We do that, and while eating lunch we sit with  a couple
of sophomore baseball players. I don't know then, but of  course Robby does.

Rob gives first-name introductions and then the  three of them make
baseball small-talk while I marvel at how large these two  boys are. They're both
pitchers, but not in a gay way. They're baseball pitchers  and both of them
are two or three inches over six-feet-tall. I'm  guessing they weigh-in at
about two-hundred pounds each. Not fat  though... just BIG. Their beards are
fully matured even though they both  apparently shaved this morning. Dark
hair with brown eyes; normal stuff.  Neither guy is especially unattractive,
but they're not good-looking  either. And both of them have Golden's standard
haircut. They're very  mature looking is what I'm trying to say, appearing
older than  their twenty-years. Actually these two are more representative of
 Merrimack students as a whole, much more so than slim youthful-looking
guys  like myself and Rob; we're the exceptions. Even though these two look
older than  they are, they act very much like twenty-year-old jocks as they
tell  sophomoric jokes, and then they're referencing their probably imaginary
sexual exploits. They act silly one minute then the next they're slightly
arrogant like, 'I'm better than you because I'm a jock'.  I'm not
intimidated by them; mostly I find them boring and  uninteresting.

It's  not that I'm rude during lunch though, just not participating much in
the  conversation even though Rob tries to get me involved. He mentions we
were at a couple of frat parties the two baseball players are telling
antidotes about. Both guys like talking about themselves and it's obvious that a
 lot of what they have to say is bull-shit. They both laugh overly-hard at
things that aren't that funny. Like one of them says, "Don't worry about
old  age; it doesn't last long." Or, "I was reading a book about gravity and
couldn't  put the book down." Dumb shit like that. They're a combination of
goofy  and macho, which that doesn't work for me at all. They're too big,
too crude, too impressed with themselves, and too loud, plus the  one with a
crew cut exaggeratedly chews his food with his mouth open. Robby  looks like
a choirboy next to them, although both guys are slightly  deferential
towards him. Teammates, ya know, and Rob's a co-captain. Crew cut  says, "This guy
I know is addicted to brake fluid  and he claims he simply can't stop." Big
guffaws from the sophomores as I  give Rob a 'look'.

When  we're outside the restaurant, Rob goes, "Sorry about sitting with
those two,  Dylan. I don't like Byers, and then that Jones kid goes along  with
whatever Byers says. They're goof-balls." I ask, "So why did we sit with
them?" He shrugs, "Well fuck, they made eye contact with me when we
picked-up our burgers so I kinda had to sit with them." I shrug, "Ah, it's not a
problem, Rob. Hey, you told those guys you were gonna do some indoor  batting
practice today and, um, I wonder if I could come with you and hit  some
balls myself." He makes a face, "Oooh, we can try. If any of the coaches  are
there though you won't be able to get in the batting cage. It's something to
do with an insurance liability thing for the college, but  then maybe none
of the coaches will be there this  afternoon."

We  drive back to campus and park near the baseball park. Walking in the
'authorized personnel only' entrance, we turn left  and go downstairs to the
under-ground locker room and batting cage.  There's some shouting going on
with the unmistakable sound of an aluminum  baseball bat connecting with a
hard ball, "PING!" As if I don't know what that  sound was, Rob says, "I can
tell by the sound... the batter  is using an aluminum bat, but new rules call
for bat manufacturers to  make the bats closer to wood bats the pros use.

Rob stops then and, shaking  his head, says, "And I already hear Coach
Bremmer's booming voice.  He's the batting coach, and he won't even let you
watch." Then we hear,  "THWOCK!" and Rob grins, "That, my friend, is the sound of
a new bat in  use. I like the aluminum bats better." He stops on the stairs
and goes,  "C'mon, well do something else." I'm like, "No, you wanted to get
in some  batting practice. You go ahead and I'll catch up with you later.

I'll see if  Daryl wants to work out at the fitness center... or something."

He  hesitates, "Mmmm, nah, I'd rather do something with you. Let's you and
me  workout at the fitness center with or without Pony."

On our  way back out of the baseball building I text Pony and learn he's at
the  Rockingham Mall with his roommate, Tom Higgins, and a couple of other
sophomores. Rob and I don't want to do the Mall thing so we workout for
forty-five minutes in the almost empty fitness center, then go back to the
apartment and hang-out there. I'm surfing the Web while Rob's watching  ESPN,
then Golden texts Rob about hanging-out with him. Rob tells me he's going
to pick-up  Golden, which is fine with me. When they get back I'm still in
the bedroom  surfing on my computer; mostly scientific stuff on Yahoo. I hear
them come  in as Golden's telling Rob, "Dickie Mathers mentioned playing
cards tonight, and now you tell me you're going to the movies." Rob  mutters,
"Shit," then yells to me in the bedroom, "Dylan, we forgot  that it's Friday
night poker." I yell back, "No it isn't. Last week we said  no more card
games until after the break." I hear Rob, say, "Oh yeah, that's  right." Then
I hear beer can tabs being popped. It's two o'clock in  the afternoon, but
why not get started early?
I  wander into the living room where Rob holds his just-opened can of  beer
out to me, "Ya want a beer, Dylan? I just opened it." I take it  thinking
about my hangover last Sunday, then I'm like, 'fuck it', and take a swallow.

Rob gets himself another beer, as Golden says, "Let's  play black jack," and
that's what we do; playing for money. Two hours later  we've all had five
beers each and I'm 'up' almost a hundred bucks.  Robby's about even, so that
means Golden's down a hundred dollars, and he's been  bitching about it for
a while now: "Fucking cards! This isn't a  hand, it's a foot! Whose idea
was this anyway?" I go, "I don't know if you're aware of this, Golden, but
guys with ponytails almost always lose at cards," and he goes, "Bull shit! I
won  over two hundred dollars a couple months ago."

We're  out of beer now anyway, so we quit the card game and Rob drives us
to  Tracy's, but for some reason it isn't open. That's the problem with
Tracy's  Speakeasy; he opens it when he feels like it and doesn't when he doesn't
feel  like it. Robby goes, "Let's hit Rolfs bar in downtown North Andover,"

 then, breaking balls a little, he goes, "Oh wait, I forgot! Little,
Golden, is  only a young freshman and he isn't allowed in bars yet." Golden  whips
out his wallet and shows us a fake driver's license that makes him
twenty-one. It looks good, but I say, "Nah, don't use it Golden. They have some
way of putting it under a light of some kind and they'll see it's fake. They
call the cops in this town." Robby says, "That's only in McGoon's  package
store, Dylan. I've never seen the bartender at Rolf's do  anything but look
at the license." So we drive to Rolfs. If Golden winds-up in  jail for the
night, it's not my fault. I tried to warn him.

When we  walk inside Rolfs place there are six people at the bar. They all
look like  construction workers of some kind. Older guys. The bartender
apparently remembers me from the times Chubby and I we're in here. He  looks
right at me, saying, "How ya doing?" I assume he remembers  me because Chubby
was breaking the guy's balls about the beer that  made Milwaukee famous,
although I forget which beer it was. The bartender  throws three round
cardboard coasters in front of us as we sit at the bar.  Pointing at me, he goes, "I
know you're twenty-one, bud, although I can hardly  believe it," then
looking at Golden and Rob, he goes, "I'll  need you two boys to show me some ID."

I'm holding my breath as he  checks Golden's fake ID, but my worry is for
naught. The bartender barely  glances at it before flipping it back to
Golden.  He spends more time gawking at Rob's license, and Rob is twenty-one. I
sort of get it though. Golden's two years younger than Rob and me,  but with
his beard and outrageous-looking ponytail, and his  overall general
appearance, he looks older than us.

"What'll  it be boys?" We order draft beers and I tell Golden and Robby,
"I'm buying  this afternoon, guys; treating you lads from my blackjack
winnings."  Golden goes, "I knew you had class, Dylan." When we have our beers,
Golden  goes, "A burglar breaks into a house at night and starts looking  for
valuables using a small flashlight. He nearly shits his pants when he  hears,
'Jesus knows you're here'. He's frantically shining his flashlight around
the room looking for the source of the voice. In the corner the flashlight
beam rest upon a parrot in a cage. Stupefied the burglar asks, 'Did you say
that?' and the parrot goes, "Yeah, I did. It's fair warning, dude...  Jesus
knows you're here.' The burglar relaxes and tells the parrot to stick it
up his ass. Then asks, 'What's your name?" The parrot tells him, "I'm Moses."

 The guy laughs, asking, "Who's the asshole that gave you a name like
that?"  Then the burglar hears this low scary-sounding growl from behind him,  as
the parrot's saying, 'The same asshole who named his Rottweiler,  Jesus'."

Two guys a few bar stools away laugh, while Robby and I groan. Golden
mutters to Rob and me, "Grow a sense of humor, dudes." Rob goes, "No, that
joke's okay, but there truly is a serious scarcity of new jokes  going around
lately, don't ya think?"

During  our second beer Golden says, "Have you guys ever wondered about
evolution?  I mean, if we evolved from the apes like science tells us, why the
fuck aren't the apes evolving? Ya know?" I go, "The great apes  are our
cousins. They're in a different lineage than humans.  Actually chimps and a
line of apes, called Bonobo are our closest  relatives. Us humans and the
chimps descended from  the same ancestor something like ten million years ago. So
yeah, same  single ancestor, but over the next ten million years of passing
the same  basic DNA from generation to generation, the chimps fucked
themselves  up somehow and became the chimps you see today in zoos throwing their
feces  at each other, while our millions of generations finally spit out
someone like me and you. Different lineages produced different results."

Golden mutters, "That might be the biggest crock of shit I've  ever heard," and
I go, "No, really, chimps and humans have 98.8 percent  identical DNA. It's
the other 1.2 percent that separates them from  us." Golden says, "That's an
even more outrageous pile of bull crap."  Robby's real serious, saying,
"No, Golden. Dylan reads all kinds  of scientific stuff online all the time.

You can believe him." I go,  "And, as a matter of fact, some millions of years
ago our lineage  of ancestors were fucking with the Neanderthals and
present day  DNA for us humans has traces of Neanderthal DNA. It shows up more in
some  people than others and has been traced to why some people are more
prone  to depression." Golden says, "I'd be depressed to if I found out my
great, great grandfather was a Neanderthal. Can you imagine how he'd  fuck-up a
cook out?" Rob says, "You jackass, Golden. It'd be millions of
grandfathers ago." I mutter, "Yeah, way before gas grilles were  even invented."

Golden  starts quizzing Rob and me about old-time baseball trivia that we,
like  ninety-percent of everyone else in the US of A, have no clue about.

Almost  nobody knows much about baseball before like nineteen-seventy. Then,
when Golden gives the answers to his old-timer baseball trivia,  who knows
if he's correct? It's like Chubby's factoids. We'd have to  Google every
answer to see if he knows what he's talking about. A  little after five o'clock
the bar begins filling-up with people coming in  after work. Rob's like,
"C'mon, let bounce. It's getting too crowded in  here." He drives back to
campus and drops Golden off at his dorm so he can  shower. After Rob and I shower
we'll pick Golden up on our way out to grab  something to eat, and after
that we'll catch a movie, then a couple of beers and  shoot some pool. Simple
Friday night.

Back in  the apartment I get a text from Chubby asking what I'm doing
tonight. Rob  sees me texting and mumbles, "I'll take a shower first, babe." I
nod and wave a  hand at him, then text Chubby our plans for tonight. After
texting back and  forth, Chub says he and John Beverly will meet us at
Fuddruckers for  dinner; and, as he puts it, 'At seven o'clock on the dot'. I've yet
to  see the day Chubby is anyplace, 'on the dot'.  Chub and John Beverly do
not  have 'dates' so they're making it a boys' night out with  us. A minor
problem: Rob and I just had lunch at Fuddruckers, so he  probably won't be
thrilled about going back there for dinner, but  Fuddruckers is really close,
and Chubby likes the place, so...

After  my shower, while I'm getting dressed, Rob says, "Danny Monday and
his  roommate, Phil Catching, are meeting us at the Multiplex." I'm like,
"Yeah,  okay. Oh, and Chubby and John Beverly are meeting us at Fuddruckers for
dinner."  He goes, "Fuddruckers? We just had lunch there!" I'm like, "Yeah I
know, but...  do you mind? Chubby suggested it and it's right around the
corner." He nods,  "Yeah, okay. I'll get the crispy chicken and fries dinner
instead of  another burger." I go, "I will too, plus we can make a salad for
free from  the condiments they set out for the burgers." He's combing his
hair,  muttering, "Ragamuffin Rob, that's me. Jesus, if Dad saw me now." I go,
 "Haircuts are scheduled for the Saturday after next. I was talking  with
Golden about that in the Quad. Your daddy won't even know you went  almost
two months without a haircut." He goes, "Don't break my balls! I'm  thinking
professionally about being on the job." I go, "Yeah, except you're  at
college, in case you forgot."

He  comes over as I'm sitting on the desk chair tying my sneakers. He runs
his  comb through my damp hair, saying, "Let's see what you look like with
your hair  parted in the middle," and he combs it that way. I go, "I hope you
know, after  you're done mentoring Golden, I'm gonna be your barber again.

And I want you to  try giving me haircuts again too. You were pretty good at
haircutting by the end  of our freshman year, and I liked you doing it.

It's intimate." He mutters,  "I suck at cutting hair." Finished combing my
hair, he goes, "There! You  look like a riverboat gambler. A really-cute
riverboat gambler, I might add,"  and he kisses the top of my head. I stand up,
asking, "Do you feel a little  drunk from all the beers we had this afternoon?"

He goes, "Yep, but we  stopped drinking over an hour ago and it'll be like
another three  or four hours by the time we eat dinner, then see a movie.

We'll be  ready for a few more beers. It's a Friday night so it's kinda
mandatory, as  college students, that we over indulge." I stand, take the comb
from his  fingers, and begin re-combing my hair, muttering, "Uh huh, I was
thinking the same thing." Putting his arm across my shoulders for a  squeeze,
he goes, "I'm certainly not too drunk to do it  with you right now." I go,
"What? Give me a haircut?" He laughs, "No,  ya nitwit, I want to have sex with
you right now. You're so cute and  delicious I can hardly stand it."

Pretending  the idea is shocking, I go, "We already did that this morning,
mister  sex-fiend." Taking the comb from me, although I'm not finished with
it, he drops it on the desk and gets his arms around my waist, saying,
"C'mon, Dylan. We have time, and you make be horny as hell. You're so, um, sexy
 and cute." My dick is moving a little now, so I say, "Yeah, well if you
insist,  but it's my turn to..." and as he's unbuttoning my jeans he's
grinning, saying, "Not quite your turn, baby. I'm still the head of this
household and I have this insatiable urge to give your cute bottom a hard  fast
rabbit-fuck. We'll both get our rocks off real fast." My  pants and underpants
are down to my knees as Rob strokes my cock and I put my  hands on his
shoulders grunting, "Umm, ummm, aaah, Rob. Yeah, okay, okay,  but let me suck your
cock first." He says, "I've already got a boner, so  I'll just grab that
lube tube." We're in the bedroom so he  merely reaches over and gets it off
the bedside table. Holding the lube  tube in one hand he runs his fingers
through my hair, messing it up  again, then pulls my head over and gives me this
really sexy kiss and now  I'm all geared-up for it too. It's flattering
that he's horny for  me. I also like that Rob sort of forcefully insisted on
'topping'. That's  the kind of take-charge attitude I find arousing.

He  drops his pants too, then gets lube on his finger. Holding the lube
finger  away, he leans over and kisses my lips again, murmuring, "Thanks for
going along  with me, Dylan," then he strokes his boner spreading the
lubricant on that fat  thing, saying, "I don't know, but you just get me so hot
sometimes, and I  mean from just looking at you. It's your gorgeous eyes I
think."  I grin, "Yeah, that's perfectly understandable." Laughing, he mumbles,
"I'm  serious." His boner shines with the slippery lube as he grins and
reaches behind  me to poke his slippery finger up my ass, past my sphincter. I
bend forward, my  hands going to his shoulders, "Oooh, Robby." His other arm
is across my  shoulders, my forehead drops to his shoulder as he finger-fucks
me a few  times fast, then rubs on my prostate gland. My cock gets harder,
and now I  start squirming, feeling like I'm gonna cum any second now. "Umm,
uum, uum, Rob!  Stop. I'm gonna cum."

He  pulls his finger out and steps to my side, saying, "Grab the desk top."

Turning  around, I bend forward and do that as Rob wipes his finger with a
few Kleenex; then, with his left hand on my shoulder he  guides the head of
his boner to my asshole. It pokes my anus for a  second, then Rob plugs it
inside me as my back arches a little and I grunt,  "Ooh!" This
extemporaneous sex act has me really aroused; my cock getting  even harder. Taking his
hand off my shoulder, his arms goes around my belly  now with him bending over
my back, murmuring, "This'll be fast, baby. We'll  do slow lover's sex in
the morning, but I need this right  now." I nod my head waiting for it;
wanting it myself as much as he does.  With a noisy exhale he tightly slides his
cock up my ass and it hurts a  little, but mostly feels good and my
shoulders shudder as nerve endings  come alive and begin sparkling with sexual
pleasure sensations. Both  his arms squeeze me tightly against him now, as he
murmurs, "Oooh God, this  feels good," then louder, "I love you so much, Dylan
Newman. Here we  go," and he lifts off my back, keeping an arm under me, and
it's a fast and  furious, "Slapslapslsapslapslap" rabbit-fuck that right
away has me squirming  with sexual pleasure. It builds to a heightened
fire-storm of  sexual pleasure flooding my senses as I'm moaning, "Oh,oh,oh,oh,"

along  with each, "Slapslapslapslap."

My  pants drop down around my feet as Rob pounds his hard fat cock back and
forth in  my ass, banging my prostate bell that goes, "Clangclangclang!" Oh
fuck it feels  good! This afternoon consensual anal-fucking is serious
business for my  horny lover who in two minutes has my latest orgasm ready to
blow. I can hardly catch my breath with Rob's slamming against my buttocks,
his  boner inside me creating sizzling sensations all around my asshole.

Millions of nerve endings surrounding my anus fire-off their incredible
pleasure  vibes and I feel myself slipping into never-never land; the place where
intense  climaxes happen. My cock is straight out again and throbbing as my
orgasm burst on the scene with cum flying from my boned-up cock in almost a
spray that splatters against the drawers of the desk, then again. I never
even got to squeal because it happened so fast; incredible sensations all
over me from my toes to the roots of my hair on top of my head. I  shake and
shudder as the buzzing sensations begin fading quickly. Robby's  gasping and
stepping back pulling his cock from my ass and, with  another gasp, he sits
on the side of the bed, going, "Holy shit! That  was awesome!" I didn't
even realize he climaxed; was it before I did,  or after? Straightening up I
go, "Is it over?" and we both snicker with me  muttering, "We might be
overdoing the sex thingie just a tad."

I'm  leaning back against the desk facing Rob, who's sitting on the edge of
 the bed. He looks so cutely handsome. I get a chill thinking how he took
charge  of that sex so coolly. I  wish we could do it all over again right
this second. His cock, still  slightly inflated, is sloppy with his spunk and
the lube. I'm so attracted  to him at this moment, I go, "Would you like me
to suck that mess off your cock,  Robby?" He shakes his head, "Nooo! Don't
talk like that, Dylan." I go, "I've  done it for you before," and he goes,
"Well, it was mean of me to let you. C'mon  and sit next to me." I snicker,
shaking my head, mumbling, "I better not,  boss, your orgasm is leaking out of
my ass. It'll get on the bedspread."  Getting off the bed, he says, "I'll
clean it for you, babe," and we walk  into the bathroom with him saying,
"That was something, wasn't it? It was  amazing how I got that tremendous urge
to have sex with you. It just came  swooping down on me; kinda scary but
awesome too! Really weird, huh?"  I go, "It wasn't the slightest bit weird. It's
flattering that you wanted me so  badly. That was truly awesome
extemporaneous three-minute sex!" He  goes, "That didn't last an entire three minutes,
did  it? Nah, there's no  way I lasted that long. God! It felt so great
though!" Looking at how  vibrant Rob is after our sex and, oh boy, that makes me
so happy!
He's  cleaning his cum off my ass while I'm thinking how perfect it is that
he  got so turned-on by moi! I mean that bodes well for me, and he wanted
to top;  insisted on it actually. That's good too. We're back on course,
except I'll want  to 'top' again too, and soon. I'm getting to like it a lot,
and I'm  pretty sure all the fucking I'm doing as the 'top' for Pony has
something  to do with my renewed interest in 'topping'. Fuck, I said, 'all the
fucking with Pony' when it's only once or twice a week, at the most.  It's
not easy finding a safe place to do it. We've got roommates and rarely  have
the use of a car. Yeah, but back in the days of my youth I'd fuck  behind the
pool house, or in some alcove of an office building, or a sand  dune, or
wherever. Becoming more sensible, more mature about making choices...  well,
it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

We get  ourselves put back together, then Rob's got his arm around the back
of my  waist squeezing me a little as we walk back to the living room with
him  telling me, "I'd have a beer to celebrate that great sex we just had,
except we  don't have any beer in the apartment." I shrug, "Let's go get
some." He  nods his head, then laughs, asking, "What'd you call that sex, babe?"

I go, "I  need to amend the title slightly to: 'Awesome extemporaneous
two-or-three-minute sex', since we're not sure how long it lasted." He  goes,
"Not nearly long enough, I know that much. What a fucking rush  though! Holy
shit!" We start to get our coats on as Rob points at my head,  and goes, "Ha
ha, Dylan, your hair!"  Oh yeah, I never finished combing it. Back in the
bathroom I comb my hair,  smiling to myself at how long my hair is,
especially on top of my head. Long,  wavy, two-tone blond hair that looks cool, even
if I do say so myself. Why'd I  go all those years with almost no hair on my
head? Dumb!
We  really don't need a beer with dinner, and I expect the urge for one
will fade by  the time we get to Fuddruckers. While going down the stairs to
the parking lot I  get a text from Pony, 'Are you avoiding me again, Dylan?
How come you never  text me?' Ya know what? It's awesome being the object of a
cute guy's crush,  heh heh. I call Daryl as Rob and I are getting in the
pickup.  After telling Pony our plans, he's like, "Oh yeah? Can me and Tom
come  too." I go, "You two toads can't get served in bars, and you  don't like
beer anyway." He says, "Just dinner and the movie. We'll get a  ride back to
the campus after the movie." I'm like, "Okay, but you guys need to  be
ready in like two minutes. We're driving over there right now  to pick-up
Golden." I end the call, and Rob goes, "We're picking them up?" I nod, "Yeah,
for dinner and the movies. Daryl says they'll get a ride back to their dorm or
 something. We won't need to drive them back." He goes, "We'll give them a
ride  if they can't get one. That's no biggie." Awww, Rob's so nice!
The  pickup is idling outside their dorm, but of course Pony and Tom are
not  standing outside ready to go like he promised. Rob says, "I think I'm
getting a  sore throat." I'm like, "Whaddaya mean, like a cold or the flu?" He
shrugs, "It  feels itchy." Oh fuck! I mumble, "I hope you're wrong because
I'll probably  catch it from you if you're coming down with something." He
mutters, "Maybe  it's nothing," then, irritated he asks, "Where the hell are
they? We're not supposed to  even be driving on dormitory row." I
exaggeratedly look out the window as  if that'll make them appear. Rob goes, "Fuck,
I'll stay with the  pickup, Dylan...  you go get them." I mutter, "Goddammit!
They said  they'd be outside." Getting out of the pickup I jog up to the
front door just as  they're coming out. Pony's big smile is so cute. I say,
"You were  supposed to be  outside waiting for us." Tom says, "It's my fault,
Dylan, I was..." and Pony  interrupts, "Don't matter whose fault it is, Tom.

Dylan's just being a  ball-buster. They got here ten seconds ago." Then as
Tom jogs over to the  pickup, Pony smirks, and tells me, "I see you're making
good progress with  your goal of being a prick, Dylan." He's grinning and
bumping against  me, so I give the back of his neck a squeeze, muttering,
"I'll prick you.  Fucking sophomores, jeeezus!" then I pull his sweatshirt's
hood up, saying, "You  look cuter with the hood up." He goes, "Yeah, I know.

Hey, do you think  we'll be able to do it sometime tonight? I miss you." I
grin at him, then  mumble, "Probably not tonight, Daryl." He goes, "Will you
please fucking call  me, Pony. How many times do I gotta tell you that?"

At the  pickup, I say, "Get in the back, Daryl." He laughs, mumbling, "You
prick." I get  in the shotgun seat, and Robby asks, "Are we picking anyone
else up?" I go, "  Are you forgetting a certain infielder whom you're
mentoring?" Robby goes,  "Jeez," and he texts Golden, then we go to the next
dormitory and pick him up.  With a grin, Golden gets in the front seat pushing me
to the middle as I mumble,  "Fuckin' freshman."  When we get to Fuddruckers,
Chubby, no slave to  timetables, isn't here like he said he'd be, 'on the
dot' and it's after seven. We wait fifteen minutes in the pickup  talking
and bitching about the review week that we just survived. Then I  see two
carloads of college-age students pull into Fuddruckers' parking  lot, and I'm
like, "Let's go inside and get in line now. There's  like ten or twelve guys
in those two cars." We do that, managing to get in  line just ahead of a
husband and wife duo with their daughter, who I'd  guess is probably
ten-years-old. They're behind us in line and a  minute later, sure enough, a loud group
of a dozen college students, guys  and girls, come through the door to
squeeze in line behind the family  that's behind us. We're all trailing a dozen
or so people in front of us;  everyone waiting to give their dinner orders.

Golden mutters, "Fucking Friday  nights at Fuddruckers..." Yeah, on Friday
nights from six-thirty to around eight  o'clock Fuddruckers is a popular
spot.

There's  two registers working at the front of the line, but it's still
slow-going.  The number-one drawback to this restaurant is people who haven't
decided what  they're going to order before they get to the registers, so
they stand  there reading the menu on the wall asking questions, holding up the
line.  At Fuddruckers you place your order and pay for it, then go to a
table with your  beverage and wait for the buzzer they give you to go off
indicating  your order's ready to be picked-up. There's no wait staff at all, and
this  is not a fast food joint either because everything is cooked to
order. It's in between a fast food joint and a regular restaurant, minus the
best parts of a fast food joint and  a regular restaurant. So, why do so many
people come here anyway?  The burgers are good.

Within  ten minutes another half-dozen diners have come in behind the last
group.  We've made progress though, and are now only behind five  people,
two of whom are apparently here for the first time and they have lots of
questions for the register clerks. Rob says, "Fuck it, I am having a beer or two
 with dinner." I ask, "Are you beginning to feel a hangover coming-on from
our  afternoon's beers?" He goes, "Yeah, that plus it's wicked frustrating
waiting in  this line. We should have gone to Bertucci's" I'm  like, "That's
just as crowded, especially Friday nights." He takes an  exasperated deep
breath and says, "Yeah, but at least we're sitting at a table  with someone
waiting on us." To add to our annoyance Daryl and Tom are  giggling about
something, which is getting on my nerves, and Golden's  sweet-talking two girls
who 'love his ponytail'. Oh brother!  Now there's a woman on her cellphone
in back of us carrying on a  conversation in a loud voice. Plus, there's lots
of goofing around and laughter  coming from the two carloads of apparently
drunk college guys back in the line  somewhere. I can't wait to get out of
this line! Jesus!
When  there are only two people in front of us I hear a disturbance at the
door. By  now the line extends all the way to the entrance.  If the line was
 this long when we first got here we'd have gone someplace else! There's a
great deal of rustling around back there with someone  apparently trying to
butt the line. We hear, "Excuse me, excuse me. Oh  sorry for stepping on
your foot, dear. Excuse me, um, this is a bit of an  emergency. It's fairly
important, excuse me," then, "Um, If I could just  barely get around you. My
goodness, you're a big person, aren't you?"  There's lots of grumbling at the
line-crasher. I roll my eyes at Rob, who breaks  out laughing because of
course it's Chubby butting in front of everyone with  John Beverly's right
behind him, saying, "I don't know why he does this,  oh, excuse me." Then a
shill scream and John's like, "Oh no, was that your shin  I stepped on. Sorry,
but if you'd just move a little to your left. Your other  left, please."

Rob,  Golden, and I have turned around watching those two make their way
towards the front of the line. We're all chuckling, pretending we don't know
them. Golden's mumbling, "What are those assholes up to?" and the woman
behind  us huffs, "The nerve of these Merrimack students. They have no respect
for  anything." Chubby keeps coming, a huge smile on his face as he says,
"Oh  Excuse me. Love your hat, by the way," then, "Oh my, this is  so
unfortunate, um... excuse me... I'll just, if I could just get by  you..." Then he
goes, "Oh, hi Jill," and the girl, Jill, says, "You were  supposed to  call
me, Jeffrey!" He goes, "I did call you," then, "Opps, sorry... oh, I just
need, um, if I could get by you this one time, I'm..." then laughing,  he
goes, " Oh, thank you so much," and he steps around the middle-age  couple and
their daughter, and goes, "Hi, Dylan! Imagine meeting you here!" and  he
gives me a hug, mumbling, "Lot of people here tonight, huh?" then  he's
high-fiving and bumping fist with Golden, Pony, Tom Higgins, and  Robby. He goes,
"We need some beers after surviving that ordeal. People are  so pushy," and he
looks right at the lady behind us, going, "Pushy students, ya  know?"

The  seven of us are at the cash registers now as John Beverly's bumping
fists  with me, mumbling, "That was fucking awkward." Chubby slides in front
of everyone and says to the guy handling drinks, "Two six-packs of  Bud, but
forget the cups, I don't want to be a bother." The man says, "Do  you have
ID?" Chubby was already holding his license in his hand. He shows  it to the
guy, while saying to us, "Show the man your ID guys." We all get our
wallets out and hold up our licenses, as if the man can read them from  where he
is. Pony's holding up what looks like an expired membership card  to a swim
club. The man is flustered from dealing with too many  college students, so
he's shaking his head, muttering, "Whatever..."  as he's taking the caps off
twelve bottles of long  neck Budweiser beer bottles and putting the bottles
in two  six-pack carriers. Chubby passes the beers to John Beverly and
gives the  man a fifty-dollar bill,  saying, "Keep the change." Ha, the beers
are four dollars each so he left the  guy a whopping two-dollar tip.

Chubby  turn to me, saying, "Bro, would you order the half pound burger and
 fries for John Beverly and me?" He's holding out a twenty-dollar bill.

Pushing  away his hand, I go, "Keep your money. It's on me." He goes, "Aww,
thanks,  bro," and squeezes my hand, saying, "I'll get us one of those big
tables." Then,  as he walks past the register he addresses the line of people he
butted in front  of. "Hey, thanks for understanding. See, I just delivered
a message. No  food or anything." The girl he called Jill, yells, "You did
not call me, Jeff."  He comes over and talks with her and her girlfriend.

When he's got them both  laughing, he walks off to get us a table, and now
everything seems  calm by comparison.

Pony  and Tom Higgins have placed their orders, and now Golden's doing the
same.  Then Rob and I put our orders in for crispy  fried chicken and fries,
plus I order for Chubby and John Beverly. Walking  away from the line is a
ginormous relief!  The restaurant is big and, away from the line, it doesn't
feel crowded at all.  Chubby and John Beverly are at a table for eight.

They're both drinking a  beer with four bottles in one carrier and a full
six-pack in the other. We  all sit down with our buzzers, grabbing beers while we
wait for our food to  be prepared. Pony edges in front of Golden so he can
sit next to  me, saying, "I don't like beer." I go, "Fer chrissakes, why
didn't you get a  soda or something?" He goes, "It was bedlam in that fucking
line," and he  reaches over to take a beer from the carrier. I hold up my
bottle, then  everyone does, and we lean forward to tap bottles, and I'm like,
"Thanks for the  brews, bro," and Chubby says, "From the glassy eyes I see
on some of  you, I'm assuming John Beverly and I weren't the only ones doing
some front-loading."

Beer is  being drunk along with some funny comments and laughter because
everything  seems funnier when you're with a group of friends. Golden says,
"Try  explaining pre-gaming or pre-loading to your 'rents. Um, mom and dad,
it's  like this: front-loading is drinking with your friends before going  out
and, um, drinking with your friends." We laugh because pre-loading is
kinda dumb, although quite prevalent at college, and maybe something we'll  do
after graduating too; like before going to a neighborhood cookout, or
whatever you do after college. We'll find out in a couple of years. John Beverly
says, "Preloading isn't even among the top ten dumbest things we do at
college. How about skipping one class to finish a paper for the  next class?"

Tom goes, "Or your professor urges you to buy the extra text  book so you'll
really understand the background of your subject matter. What's  it cost, you
ask? He goes, 'It's $200 but well worth it.' You go, $200 huh,  yeah, um,
we'll see." Pony goes, "Yeah, and we'll drive all the  way across campus to
the fitness center in order to jog on the  treadmill."

Our  buzzers start going off one by one so we go over and pick-up our food.

Rob and I  make a salad from the condiments intended to go with the
burgers. It makes  a nice lettuce, tomato and red onion salad. There's dressing for
 free, that's actually intended for the salads they sell. Back at the table
 Chubby's back on the topic of dumb things we do at college. He goes, "How
about  forcing yourself to stay awake in class after arriving late, plus
you're dealing  with an alarming late-night hangover, and the class is a double
political  communication lecture. You're hungover to shreds and you realize
 immediately this was a horrible idea, but you can't just get up and
walk-out on the professor's lecture with a hundred students watching you.  No
matter how hard you try to stay awake  you feel your eyelids slowly dropping.

It's like there's an anvil on each one.  You try fighting it but
inevitably... it's lights out! The next thing  you know the professor is waking you in
front of the hundred students  who are all snickering at you while you
struggle to wipe the drool from your  chin." And it goes like that.... our boys'
night out is getting off to  a pretty good start.

to be  continued...    thinat20@yahoo.com    donnymumford@outlook.com

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