Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2001 01:10:49 -0700
From: Roderick Shafton <bawdypen@hotmail.com>
Subject: FRATHOUSE HIJINKS

	          FRATHOUSE HIJINKS

  He walked into his dorm room just as his new roommate was
coming out of the  shower. He gasped as he saw the big swinging
cock. It was a nice slab of meat.
  "What're you starin' at, Willis?"
  "THAT! I'd sure like to suck that puppy of yours!"
  "Jeez, again? Seems like every year I get a fag for a
roomie!"
  "Well, if you're planning on asking for a room transfer, let
me at that thing just once, OK?"
  "Transfer?" he laughed, flopping his dick around. "You must
be kidding. I just can't believe my incredible luck, that's
all. I've had more guy-lips around my prick than chicks! But
don't get any ideas. I'll let ya blow me...an' lick me anywhere
you want if you're into that...but I don't do guys, got it?"
  "Sure, Dominic," he agreed with a trace of sarcasm, "but I
wasn't necessarily planning on a long-term deal here. I wanna
blow it, not marry you for a year. Let's see how well you
deliver first."
  "Oh, yeah...well...guess I was presumptuous. But I deliver
alright, and most guys come back for more." He proudly felt
himself up.
  "I'll bet you do. Looks real nice. I just gotta let you know
that I've got quite a few cocks lined up for regular service,
and it's not gonna be like I'm on call. If I ever become a
slave to one guy's prick, it'll be a guy that plays back...if
you catch my drift."
  "Yeah, well...catch this," he layed back on the bed, holding
up his rising prick, "we can negotiate later. If you're good,
maybe I'll stroke your bone for ya once in a while."
  "You'll stroke me, Dominic. I'm the best cocksucker on
campus. First one's free, cause I really want a taste of that
big dick. But I get bored easy, so if you want it regular like
you're used to...you're gonna have to make it worth my while."
He started to strip.
  "Hey, what're you gettin' naked for?"
  "Don't be such a putz! We're roommates. Even if I wasn't gay,
you'd be seeing me naked all the time." He stood between the
guy's legs.
  "Oh, yeah," he giggled, "guess that's right." He watched as
Willis dropped his pants and stepped out of them. "Um, you DO
like me!"
  "What was your first hint?" Willis smirked, taking off his
shirt.
  "Never seen a fag yet that didn't get an instant boner
looking at my big prick. You got a pretty big one, too. I'll
give you that."
  "You think it's pretty, hunh?" he teased.
  "NO! I meant...you know what I meant!"
  "No? Then you think it's ugly?"
  "Naw, it's...it's alright. Hey, come on, you gonna blow me
or what?"
  Willis smiled. "Dominic, you're such a tight-ass. You need a
sense of humor, so I'm gonna start out by tickling your hairy
nuts with my tongue! Mmmm, wish I'd caught you before your
shower!"
  Dominic opened his legs wide. "Yeah, you guys do like those
man smells, doncha? I'll work some up for ya for next time."
  "There you go, jumping the gun again," he said, nuzzling the
balls.
  "Huh! Quit bullshittin' me, Willis. Yeah, lick those hot
nuts! You tongue buttholes, too? I really dig that! Chicks
don't do it."
  "Well, grab your legs and spread 'em. Let's see what it
looks like."
  Eagerly, Dominic pulled his legs back to his chest, totally
exposing his big, fat anus.
  "Boy! I've seen guys throw their legs back with enthusiasm,
but...usually it's cause they wanna get fucked real bad. Wanna
get fucked?"
  "In your dreams, bozo! You wanna suck my ass or not?"
  "Ummm. I wanna suck your ass!" And he did, digging in deeply
and rapidly turning the guy on. Dominic liked this guy...he
didn't fuck around with games. He got right down there and
chowed down on his asshole! He liked having guys sucking his
ass. They really dug it. Even a paid whore he once had would
only lick on it a little. Fagboys really went ape over it--even
tongue out the inside. Just like this one was!
  "Deeper! Sorry there ain't no goodies there, but dig inside
anyway and pretend!" He sighed, and layed back.
  "Hold on, Dominic. I like licking assholes, but what makes
you think I want a taste of your shit?" He acted humorously
offended.
  "Oh, sorry my dear!" Dominic lifted his head and looked down
between his legs. "How terribly presumptuous of me. Don't know
what I was thinking! Something about those four inches of
tongue you had up my rectum, I guess. Well, fiddle dee. I'm
such a silly goose. NOW SHOVE THAT FUCKIN' TONGUE BACK IN THERE
AND EAT ME THE FUCK OUT! We'll discuss your tastebuds later!"
  Willis didn't reply. He liked the guy's attitude...and his
mushy asshole...and had his tongue back in there lickity split!
Dominic let him eat at him for quite a while. It was a special
pleasure for him. For them both. Finally, he leaned up and
pushed. Willis' head came away from his anus with a loud
smacking suck sound.
  "Hey, anybody else in this dorm know you're a fruit?"
  "Gimme a chance. I just arrived this afternoon!" He laughed.
  "Hmmm. I'd like to blow some of my friends' minds."
  "Sure that's all you'd like to blow?"
  "Cute. Listen, you want my cock and balls on a regular
basis?"
  "And your ass. Don't leave your ass out. On second thought,"
he twinkled his eyes teasingly, "you can leave it hanging out
of your shorts! Or, if you want a rimjob during the night, just
leave it hanging out from the covers!"
  "Okay, okay, we got that settled. How'd you like to pull a
number on my buddies? Maybe get some extra cocks to blow in the
bargain?"
  "Whadda you got in mind?"
  "Well, you seem like a real open guy--not afraid to show off
your talents. All my other roommates said they'd cut me off if
I spread it around, so my buddies never knew how much action I
was getting right here in my own room! We'll figure out some
trip like I hypnotize you into suckin' me off or something. Or
maybe brag about my dick and say that all I gotta do is show it
off, and even guys get down to suck it. Then you get down and
suck it. Whadda you think?"
  "Hmmm. Depends. You gonna treat me like shit? Are your
buddies cute? Do I hafta suck 'em if they're not? Can I pick
'em?
  "This could be a real kick. Think you could hold off being so
brazen for a while? Pretend you're straight? I'll start out by
getting the guys with the biggest dicks..."
  "Wait, wait. I don't care about the size so much...I want
cute guys! I'd rather have a pretty kid with little gerkin,
than a creep with a huge honker!"
  "Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know if they're cute?"
  "Give me one fuckin' break! You're carrying this straight bit
a little too far if you're trying to convince me you can't tell
when a guy's good-looking. Only jerks that're trying to hide
how gay they are claim they can't tell when a guy's hot
looking."
  "Well...um...sure I can!" he gulped, nervously. "Guess I know
when a dude's got looks...kinda. But how do I know you'll like
what I like? I...I mean, what I think is good-looking? I
mean..."
  "I'll let that one slip right by, Dominic," Willis chuckled.
"If there's more to you than you're letting on, I'll find that
out in good time. Anyway, your idea sounds interesting. Now let
me drain the juice from your prick. We can talk later!"
  Two days later.
  "Hey, Jerkmeat! You gonna eat that last slice of pizza or
not?"
  "Naw, go ahead, Dominic. I'm full." Fulmer shuffled the cards
again.
  "Ha, ha! Jerkmeat, that's good," Clemmer giggled. "Don't you
know what jerkmeat makes you, Fulmer? He just called you a
prick!"
  "Hunh? Oh, yeah. I thought he meant I jerked off a lot."
They all laughed.
  "Guess that means you do!" O'Brien laughed.
  "Yeah, like the rest of you don't?" he kidded. "This all-male
school shit is a real drag."
  "Yeah...but what else can you do?" Mason agreed. "It's enough
to make a guy turn fruity!"
  All eyes suddenly turned toward Mason. "Hey! Just kiddin'
guys! But I'll say one thing. Luckiest guys are the weird ones
who blow themself! Bet some gymnasts can do it."
  "Hey, I'm a gymnast, you jerk!" Fulmer complained.
  "Oh...I forgot. Hey, can you..."
  "NO!" Fulmer cried defensively. Then he giggled to himself.
"Well, I did manage to lick it once if you gotta know."
  "You queered yourself?" O'Brien gasped.
  "Suckin' your own prick ain't queer, you dummy!" Clemmer
explained authoritatively, slapping down his discards. "Any
more than handling your own dick."
  "Yeah, but..." O'Brien persisted, "if you like lickin' your
own dick, it still means you like lickin' dick, don't it? Would
you like to try mine, Fulmer? I got a juicy head! And I'm
damned tired of jerkin' off all the time. Whadda you say?"
  "Go fuck yourself, O'Brien," Fulmer calmly remarked. Then he
looked up and smiled. "I've seen that long hose of yours in the
showers. Bet you already tired it, hunh? Been stickin' it up
your butt?"
  "Hmm. No, but I'm about ready to try it!" he laughed. "Might
even be able to get it in my mouth! Uh, course I wouldn't do
it."
  Clemmer and Mason looked at each other and broke up laughing.
  "He's tried it!" they agreed in unison.
  O'Brien smiled. "OK, so I tried it. Couldn't do it, though...
dammit! How 'bout you, Willis? We ain't seen the new boy's dick
yet. Is it long enough to get your tongue on it?"
  Willis and Dominic traded quick, amused glances.
  "I don't think so," he said. "Never tried, but I hear you
gotta be real limber for that."
  "Well, say what you like," Clemmer admitted, "but if I could,
you'd damned well better believe I'd be suckin' myself off all
the fuckin' time! I got callouses on my palms!"
  "I don't have that problem, fellas," Dominic layed his cards
down, winning the hand.
  "What do you mean?" asked Fulmer. "You don't jack off?"
  "Sure, but fortunately I don't have to very often. Dominic
smirked.
  "Low sex drive, hunh?" Mason sighed. "Damn it's hot tonight."
  "On the contrary. I'm on the bone all the time. Thing is, I'm
not as fussy as you idiots. Now, I don't know if you guys have
ever noticed, but I've got a fabulous prick! Still, in a place
like this the only thing you can count on for blowjobs is a
cocksucker, right?"
  "Y-you know a cocksucker? A fag?" Clemmer gasped, interested.
  "Well...no. Actually, I've never met up with a real one. But
I learned this trick from my uncle. He taught he how to
hypnotize guys into getting them to blow you."
  "What? You're nuts. You're not supposed to get people to do
something under hypnosis they don't want to do," O'Brien said.
  "Supposedly. Uncle Dave explained it to me. He said...now I'm
just telling you what he said...he said that rule didn't work
because every guy secretly wants to suck a cock."
  "WHAT! What bullshit!" Willis cried. "I'D NEVER SUCK A GUY'S
COCK!"
  "Hey, I'm just telling you what he said. It's...it's a hard
thing to swallow I know," he giggled loudly at his own double-
meaning. "I mean...that all guys are dick-lickers, underneath.
He proved it to me."
  "Proved it?" Clemmer asked. "How?"
  "Well, Uncle Dave and I were always kinda tight since my dad
died when I was young. You know, kinda like a father figure and
buddy combined. Told me the facts of life and all that shit.
And when I went off to an all-male college, he said I'd have a
rough time of it since I was such a horny cuss! He knew I
jerked off all the time, but he said he could teach me some-
thing that would serve me better. I told him he was nuts when
he explained it, but he sure proved it!"
  "Yeah? What'd he do, get you to blow him?" Willis laughed.
  "No. He got his son to blow him!"
  "Hunh?" they all gasped.
  "Yep! I was more of a son to him, and my cousin Roger was a
nasty prick. He was my age, but they never got along. Now get
this...Rog was a stud. The kinda guy that got any chick he
wanted...and he wanted them all! He fucked more pussy than you
could imagine. Didn't have a queer bone in his body. But every
now and then he'd go to his father to be hypnotized to help him
stop smoking. And Uncle Dave did help him with that. But this
day, he had me watch."
  "What happened?" O'Brien asked, intrigued along with the
rest.
  Warming to his now-captive audience, Dominic stood up and
walked around, coming to rest against the desk. "He took Roger
through the spiel, and even went into the bit about smoking.
Then he winked at me, and started to tell Roger that his bigger
problem was an oral fixation and his desire to suck on men's
cocks! Roger's eyes kinda squinted in confusion, but he
listened to his father's soothing words. Uncle Dave said there
was a guy in the room with a beautiful prick that was just
itching to have a pair of luscious lips wrapped around them,
and that Roger had lips like that...lips that craved sucking
cum juice out of a guy's balls! Then Uncle Dave got up and
dropped his pants, and thrust his hard prick in his son's face,
telling him that the guy was standing right in front of him,
waiting for him to suck. Uncle Dave described how huge and
stiff the guy's cock was...and how wonderful it would be to
suck on it. Roger, wide-eyed and drooling, moved his head
forward and took his father's prick in his mouth! He even
reached up and fondled his balls and proceeded to give him a
hot fucking blowjob! He was down on his knees, giving his
father a fantastic suckoff, even drinking down his hot jizz
like he craved it. I sat there staring at the incredible sight,
even getting a boner myself! Uncle Dave told him to thank the
guy for squirting that sweet cream in his mouth. Roger thanked
him profusely, saying how wonderful it was! Uncle Dave buckled
up and brought Roger around. Roger awoke, casually wiping some
strange juice from his chin. He thanked his dad, sullenly,
saying he just had to stop smoking so much!"
  "WOW! Had his own son blow him?!!" Clemmer cried.
  "Yeah, well he was a prick anyway. I don't how many times
he'd done it, but he wasn't even aware of it!"
  "And...and YOU can do that?!" Fulmer exclaimed.
  "Sure," Dominic nodded.
  "What a bunch of crap!" Willis cried.
  "You think so?" Dominic smirked. "Then I guess you wouldn't
mind proving it ain't so, hunh?"
  "What? Whadda you mean?"
  "Let me hypnotize you, and see if you suck my cock!"
  "Naw, do it to somebody else."
  "Chicken? Do I hear chicken scratches, unbeliever?"
  "I told you, Dominic...I ain't never puttin' a guy's prick in
my mouth...no matter what you do!!"
  "Here, chick chick! Here, chick chick!"
  "Go ahead, Willis," several encouraged. "We'll tell ya if
you did it...honest!" They laughed.
  "Oh, you guys don't think I'd stick to my guns, hunh?"
  "Well..." Fulmer taunted, "if what he says is true..."
  "NOT A CHANCE! Alright, go ahead. Weave your magic spell,
Merlin. I'll show you up...and your whole stupid story!"
  The other guys tingled in horny excitement, hoping for the
worst, as Dominic and Willis arranged themselves for the
ritual. After taking him through a soothing relaxation, eyes
closed, Dominic continued.
  "Now, Paul, I want you to be perfectly relaxed. Go with your
natural feelings. If you feel like smiling, or frowning, go
ahead. If you feel you need to say something, feel free to
express yourself. But above all, listen to my voice and follow
my directions. Feel confident that I will direct you only into
realms of pleasure! You will now free your spirit and allow
yourself to experience your innermost desires of the flesh. You
are surrounded by the overwhelming aroma of hot male bodies.
Five horny studs are in the room with you, and you can smell
the sweat and stink of their churning balls. It burns your
nostrils, but you crave that earthy aroma. Smell, Paul, breathe
deeply! Open your eyes and breathe in that hot ballstink!"
  Willis opened his eyes, surprised at how well he was able to
carry on the charade so far. He flexed his nostrils, and
breathed side to side as if smelling the other guys' balls.
  "Do you like what you smell, Paul?" Dominic asked, calmly.
  "Y-yes...I like it. It's..." he sniffed some more. "It's
sexy!"
  "Those are guys' hot balls you're smelling, Paul. Does that
bother you? Are you disgusted by that?"
  "Um, no. I don't think so. I want m-more."
  "Would you like to smell a pair up close, Paul?"
  "Yeah! That'd be neat!" Willis gushed.
  "Here, try mine." Dominic dropped his shorts and walked up
to him.
  "OK," Willis said. He put his face into Dominic's crotch,
then abruptly stopped.
  "Paul? Is there a problem?" Dominic asked, honestly wondering
if Willis was changing his mind. He was even more impressed
when Willis made his confusion known. It was perfect!
  "Uh, would you lift your cock up? It's in the way. I can't
get in there."
  "That's alright, Paul. Dicks smell good too."
  "B-but...I can't...it's queer. Just let me smell your balls!"
  "See? He won't do it!" O'Brien whispered.
  Dominic stood his ground as the others watched in amazement.
  "Paul? Look up at me. Look into my eyes and listen to my
voice."
  Willis smiled, but it seemed natural and trusting. He looked
up.
  "I'm standing here naked before you. You love the smell of my
balls, don't you?" Willis nodded eagerly. "I want you to reach
right back into your mind and search the recesses of your
libido. Open up completely; you have no reason to fear your
true feelings. Look at my prick. It's lovely, isn't it? All
pricks are beautiful." Dominic said this, surprising himself
when he realized he was speaking the truth. "Look it over
carefully, and tell me what you think. Handle it."
  Willis slowly reached up and caressed his hand over Dominic's
big, floppy tube of flesh. As if in a trance, he felt it,
weighed it, and put his nose to it. Still holding it, he looked
up to Dominic. "Yes, it's...it's marvelous...it's so beautiful!
Would it be alright if I licked it?" The guys gasped.
  "Is that what you want to do, Paul?" Dominic calmly asked.
  "OH, YES! I...I certainly do."
  "Well then, of course you may." Dominic looked at the other
guys and grinned. "But first, look around you. There are four
other guys here, and they'd also like you to lick their balls
and cocks. Would you enjoy that, Paul?"
  Willis looked around, blankly at first, then settled on each
guy's face and crotch. He licked his lips. "Oh! Yes! I want to
smell and taste them all!"
  "Marvelous, Paul!" Dominic assured him, motioning to the guys
that even he was a bit surprised at how well it was going. "You
want to suck all five cocks in this room, and lick all the
balls?"
  "Yes! Can I suck out the juice, too?!"
  "Certainly! If that's your pleasure, you certainly can! Tell
me...is there anything else you'd like to lick? Be truthful,
now."
  "Well, I can smell some...some buttholes. Can I lick them,
too? They sure smell good!"
  Giggles all around, and not quietly.
  Willis broke into a big grin. "Why's everybody laughing?"
  "They're happy that you're happy!"
  "Oh, goody! Does that mean I get licked too? I sure like to
get licked!"
  "Uh, well...maybe. Maybe somebody might feel their own secret
inner feelings. Would it bother you, Paul, if you serviced
everybody in the room sexually, and did everything that was
asked of you without any reciprocation?"
  "THAT'D SURE BE CHEAP!!" Willis gushed with a frown on his
face. "But, I guess it'd be alright. Can I take my pants off?"
  "Yes, Paul. As a matter of fact, everybody's going to strip
right now, and get ready for you to start licking our bodies."
  Five naked guys soon approached him. Fulmer whispered to
Dominic. "Damn. You ain't never gonna hypnotize ME!"
  For the next two hours, Willis gorged himself on cock! They
were all gorgeous, as Dominic had promised, and he blew them
each...a couple more than once. He licked their balls clean and
tasted each of their delicious anal holes. They went crazy over
that! In his presumably innocent enthusiasm, he tried to get
them to suck and lick him, but only managed to get fondled and
caressed. But at one point, he eagerly pounced on O'Brien and
forced him into a deep-throating kiss. The poor guy was so
turned on, he hardly even resisted! The others saw this, and
weren't put off. Even Fulmer allowed it later.
  "So?" Willis asked after he was snapped out of it. "Did
anything happen? I told you so!" Then he seemed to notice for
the first time that he was laying on the bed naked. Jizz was
seeping from his cock. "OH MY GOD! DID...DID I?"
  "Did you ever, baby!" Clemmer gushed.
  "Yeah, man," Mason agreed. "WHAT A WHORE!"
  "CRIPES! Did..." he gulped and blushed, "did I en-enjoy it?"
Fake tears formed in his eyes.
  Fulmer sat down next to him and stroked his bare shoulder.
"Hey, it's alright, buddy. You sucked up a storm, lemme tell
ya! But you were in a spell. It's okay. Hell, man, you were so
damned good, I wouldn't care if you did it unhypnotized!"
  "I...I really liked it, hunh? Fuckin' shit! Maybe...maybe I
oughta try it...unhypnotized. Maybe I'm missing out! I got
cockjuice all over my balls. I sure musta liked SOMETHING!"
  They all laughed and assured him that everything was okay,
and that if he ever figured it all out...and wanted to do it
some more...they were more than willing to go along.
  Later.
  "Damn, Willis. For a while there, you had me thinking I'd
really zapped you. What a performance! How'd you like it?"
  "You came through, Dominic. They're all hot guys. Told ya you
could pick out the pretty ones, didn't I?"
  "Yeah. Gotta admit, they're some hot studs, alright. Almost
grabbed hold of a couple pricks myself! ALMOST..."
  "Unh huh. How 'bout grabbin' hold of this? Come on, I'll blow
you again. Jack me off. Hell, suck it for me, you prick. Won't
kill ya."
  "Oh, alright. You fuckin' turned me on tonight, you little
fag. Let me give it a try. But don't come in my mouth, alright?
I'm not kidding. I'll suck your prick to see what it's like,
but you go squirting that scum in my mouth and I'll not only
never do it again, I'll bust your chops! If I'm gonna turn into
a fag cocksucker, you gotta let me do it in my own time. Hey,
how'd you like my a-hole tonight?"
  "Hmmm. A little raunchy, don't you think?"
  "Heh! Thought you'd like it. You did, too!"
  "Sure I did. But Dominic, you mighta busted up the whole
thing. If those guys had smelled your asshole, they surely
would have figured that something fishy was up with me going
down on it like that!"
  "Nah! All guys think even clean buttholes stink. Besides,
they probably figure that any guy that'd lick out an asshole
wants to smell and taste shit anyway. You do!"
  "That's not even close to being true. For other guys,
anyway. Sure I kinda like it, but... Aw, come here. Sit on my
face and let's see if I left anything there! I hope so, but I
sure was greedy the way I was sucking on all your assholes!
Mmmmm...LUSCIOUS!"

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