Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:52:30 -0800 (PST)
From: Norm Millberry <mli_55@yahoo.com>
Subject: I Like Football #3.'{Norm Millberry}( MM, coll, reluc )[3.!50.]

DISCLAIMER: This story contains subject matter that may not be appropriate
for younger readers. It deals with homosexuality, homosexual acts, and all
things homosexual. If you are offended by this, please stop reading now.

I Like Football

Unpublished Work  Copyright 2004 Norm Millberry. All Rights Reserved.

Chapter 3 - "Old Black River Road"

I had been having a wonderful dream.  There I was, basking in the glory of
my latest Hollywood premiere, my friends and family at my side.  Akined and
Aiden were there with me as I discussed the film with some reporters.
Everyone had loved what they saw. I was destined for the Academy Award for
best picture they said.  After we cleared out of there, Aiden and I went
back to my Apartment.  He thought we should celebrate the premiere of my
big movie, and I couldn't resist.  Aiden's amazing hazel eyes locked onto
mine from across the living room, and he began to walk towards me very
slowly.  He placed one hand on either side of my waist, and raised himself
up and inch or so, planting his lips on mine.  He pressed his forehead into
mine and flashed me a penetrating gaze.  I was so hot for him. My cock was
screaming at me "Let me out to play! Let me OUT!!"  Then, while still
piercing me with his eyes, he softly licked my lips, from right to left.
It was driving me absolutely nuts.  I tried to kiss him, but he moved his
head back and made a sound that seemed to say "no you don't!".  I tried to
kiss him again, but he pushed my head to the side with his, and softy bit
my neck on the left side. He started walking me backwards towards the
bedroom, continuing to kiss my neck with every step.  We reached the door
to my bedroom. Aiden had me pressed against the door, and he pulled himself
close to me.  I could feel his hardness rubbing against my thigh. I
squirmed to try to push myself onto him, but he moved his arms up, pressed
my shoulders back, and pushed himself up to softly nibble on my left
earlobe.  He rubbed his hands slowly down my chest and abdomen, and -
having had just about as much as I could stand - I opened up the door to
the bedroom.  A wild look came over Aiden's face, and he took me, and
tossed me down onto the bed.  The phone started to ring.  Aiden mounted me,
and held my hands down above my head with his.  He started to stroke my
cock with his ass. I wanted to rip his clothes off, but really couldn't do
much about anything.  Aiden took the phone off of the charger, hung up, and
tossed it out of the room.  But the phone didn't stop ringing. It got
louder and louder until...

I woke up.  I could have avoided this scenario if I had just remembered to
turn off the ringer, but things can never be simple like that can they?  I
rolled over to the bedside table and reached for the phone.  In my groggy
state, I knocked it over onto the floor by mistake.  I could hear as I
reached down to pick it up an all too familiar voice shouting "Hello!!
Jeff, are you there? Hello".  Not the least bit amused, I answered Akined
very sternly. "This had better be good!"

"Oh my god!!! It is good!! OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD!!!!"

I had the phone at arms length but it was still pretty loud.  "Okay, out
with it then. What is it?"

"You're not going to believe this Jeff!!"

"Well spit it out!"

"I'M ENGAGED!!!!"

Oh my god.  There was total silence on the line.  I tried to absorb this
comment, but as I repeated what she had said back over in my head, it
remained unregistered.

"Did you hear me Jeff??  I am ENGAGED!!!" And in memory of the stupid
people in our society, she added "You know...to be married!"

I hung up the phone, and went back under the covers, completely certain in
the knowledge that I had simply woken up in the middle of the night, was
confused, and had no conversation of any kind with anyone.  The phone rang
thirty seconds later.

"Hey, what's going on?" She asked. "Why did you hang up on me?"

"I'm sorry Aki, but I didn't hang up on you. Someone called me from your
telephone, pretending to be you, and they told me that you were engaged to
be wed."

"I am."

"You're not serious?" This was totally absurd. I don't even remember the
name of the guy she met two days ago.  "Surely you're kidding."

"No Jeff, it's true! And you'll like this one, I know it!"  Wait a
second...'this' one?  Is she talking about someone I haven't met? Someone
she knows since only last night?  It's not possible that you could become
engaged after such a short period of courtship...even if you are Akined!

"Umm...you met this guy last night?"

"Actually, I haven't met him yet."  What?? Wait.  "Well, at least not in
person yet. We spoke on the phone last night."

"No! No Aki...you did not meet him on the Grapevine." At least I
hoped. "Please tell me it's not a Grapevine boy."

"Jeff, do you think I'd actually do something so silly?"  Well, Yes, I did.

"Well, where DID you find this poor fool?"

"He's not a fool, and it's actually quite an interesting story how we came
to speak."  I must admit to being quite interested in what she was
saying...not a common event.  "I was dialing up my friend Jason at the
Pizza Shack on White and Robie because I was really hungry, and I wanted
him to hook me up with a free Pizza. But it turns out that some really
weird line-crossing occurred, and next thing I knew, I was talking to this
guy! His name is Chip, and he lives in London!"

"You're not talking about the London that's across the pond are you?"

"London England!" She exclaimed. "And his accent is so very hot!"

"Wait just a minute." I was really losing it now. "You mean to tell me that
you, by freak accident, were connected to a phone line in Britain, and
after speaking to this total stranger with a hot accent, became engaged."

"Yes."

I hung up the phone.  Never the type to give up, she rang me back.
"Akined, you are just pulling my leg aren't you? You're not really engaged
to some English guy that you just met yesterday."

"I am Jeff.  And that's not all!!"

"I'm not sure I can handle anymore Aki. What does he look like, did you see
a picture online or anything?"

"Actually Jeff, that's just what I was getting at." Aki paused for a brief
moment before continuing. "I did not see what he looks like, and he has not
seen what I look like.  Chip is blind."

Now this is a revelation. "He's blind?"

"Yep! So that means he can't judge me on the basis of my looks, so I don't
want to know what he looks like, for as long as I can put it off.  I think
it's great!"

"I'm happy for you Aki, but I need to get myself together, so why don't we
meet up at the school in say, two hours, and we can pick up our grades
together?"  She agreed, and I got myself out of bed and into the shower.
As the water poured over my body, my mind kept wandering to different
subjects.  I still couldn't grasp that Akined was engaged to a Londoner.  I
thought about my dream of Aiden.  I wonder if that's what he would be like
in real life.  I don't think so, but wouldn't that be hot?

After my shower I put on my blue fleece robe and wandered out to the
kitchen to put on some breakfast.  Nothing special, just some buttermilk
pancakes and maple syrup.  I watched a tape of my final film projects from
second year while I ate.  I did manage to get some maple syrup on my robe,
but that's just life.  I went into my bedroom, walked over to the wardrobe
and pulled out a pair of blue jeans and one of my favorite T-shirts.  It
was a medium shade of pink and written on it in white letters was "Roller
Queens", with a cute illustration of a girl in a skate park.  I checked the
mirror briefly and determined that while my hair was fine the way it was,
it would soon need to be trimmed a bit.  I once pulled a stunt where I let
my hair grow extremely long.  I told Akined that I wanted a ponytail,
because I knew this would frighten her beyond belief.  She had vehemently
protested, saying my dark brown hair would be unacceptable at any length
over a few inches.  I had told her that I would simply die it blonde, but
as she correctly pointed out, blond does not go well with dark
eyebrows...and besides, why would I want to follow up the 'I Like Football'
image by having blonde hair of all things?  Akined suggested red for my
hair, on account that my grandfather had red hair, and we shared the same
deep brown eyes.  In the end, my hair grew out over my ears, and after a
few months I couldn't take it any longer and cut it.  Today thought, my
hair was fine.

I rinsed off the plate and put the dishes into the dishwasher, grabbed my
keys off the counter by the door and went down the elevator to the lobby.
It was a miserable day weather-wise.  There were dark clouds all over, and
it had already rained during the night.  I borrowed an umbrella from the
doorman, just in case I should needing it, and headed out to my car.  The
drive to USC was rather uneventful, though I did see a few cute boys when I
was stopped at a red light downtown.  The bad weather seems to have kept
everyone away, because I found a really nice parking spot just outside the
entrance to the Studios.

I strolled up to Ms. Davis' office and pulled my grade sheet out of the
envelope posted outside her door.  I glanced at the top, the grade was
"Superior", the highest grade there is, above "proficient", "Acceptable"
and "Fail".  I paid no attention to all the comments she made on the sheet,
and I made my way to the green room to meet Akined.  Aiden was there as
well.  As soon as I walked in he glanced at me with a very confused look in
his eye.  "Did you know about...?" He pointed to Aki.  I certainly did
know, and I answered him with a laugh.

"Give it a week." I said.

"Guess what Jeff?" Aki said "I got a 95 on my lighting exam!" She thrust
her grade sheet into my hands.  "It's the second highest grade, right
behind you."  I handed the sheet back and then Aiden passed his to me.  He
had received a grade of Superior, with the comment from Ms. Davis "Nice use
of extras."

"Why am I not surprised?" I said.

"It wasn't a very helpful grade sheet." Aiden seemed displeased. "Just 92,
nice use of extras. That's it.  I was looking for some helpful
comments...perhaps an explanation as to why it was only 92."

"That's just something you have to get used to" I told him.  "Ms. Davis is
not one for going on at length about anything.  You should be pleased with
'superior'...nobody is going to know it was a 92, and not a 98, except for
you."

Our grading system was pretty simple.  Grades of Superior cover the 90 to
100 range, Proficient covers 80-89, acceptable is 70-79 and anything less
is a fail.  When it comes time to covert the grades into letters for the
University, a superior is an A, proficient is a B, acceptable is a C.  It's
not too hard to grasp.  I suppose people get confused because our
department is the only one using the "superior" system.

"Are you two busy this afternoon?" After Aiden and I both shook our heads
'no', she continued "How about we get out together and do something?"

Sounded alright to me.  "What do you have in mind?" I asked.

"Why don't we head down to The Plaza?"  The Plaza is pretty much a
mega-shopping mall.  The only thing it's missing is a few midway rides.  "I
feel like bowling, and besides, I'm hungry too."

"I haven't bowled in ages," Aiden said. "I'd love to."

It was settled.  I was more than happy to be spending the day with Aiden.
I had much in store for that boy.  I knew that all I needed to do was keep
at it, and sooner or later that nut would crack...how could it not? I knew
I had my work cut out for me though...Aiden has shown already that he's not
going to fall easily.  I was resigned to the fact that my good looks were
not going to score me a victory in this pursuit.  I had to do something
that showed him that I was the kind of guy he could live with. With him
being a Libra (Aki said he was born October 20) I knew I'd have to prove it
beyond a reasonable doubt.  I was glad I had cleaned my car only yesterday,
because I wouldn't want to drive him anywhere in a filthy vehicle!  The
Plaza was just about 5 minutes from the school, so not a whole lot happened
on the way there.  I did however have to make use of my car's child-lock
protection because Akined kept rolling the window down and then back up
again, for pleasure.  Normally I would let her play her silly games, but I
had to lock her window because while we were stopped at a red light she
rolled down her window and shouted out to the people crossing the street "I
shat myself at work".

The bowling alley was located in the basement of The Plaza.  The "cosmic"
lights were on...you know, the special lights that make your white clothes
glow green?  Well, it didn't matter because none of us were wearing any
white, but for the text on my pink shirt, which didn't glow very well.  I
should point out that I am reasonably good at this sport.  I hadn't played
since Christmas vacation, but I didn't see that as something that would
haunt me.  Akined was miserable at the game, but she enjoyed it more than
anyone I know.  We got our shoes and picked lane 3, Aki's lucky number.
Shoes are very interesting.  I asked for size 10's, but my feet are
actually 11.  I don't know what it is about gay men, but we always like to
squeeze out feet into smaller shoes than we should.  I'm not sure
why. Perhaps we want people to think we have really tiny feet, and then
when they see our cocks, they're surprised to see how big they are.  Aiden
wore a modest size 9 bowling shoe, though he had just as much trouble
getting into his as I had mine.  Not that you'd care, but Akined had big
feet for a girl. She wore a women's 11.  The rest of her body was not in
proportion really, except her enormous breasts...she had big tities.  They
seemed almost unreal attached to her relatively small frame.

"Okay," Aki started "Here's what I think we should do."  Aki stood up and
placed her hands on her hips.  "The winner of the string gets to kiss
whoever they want."  She smiled at me, and I smiled back.  I liked the
idea.  Aiden quickly agreed, and I felt very secure at that moment. I was
ready to bowl 300 if I had to...Aiden was mine!  "I will go first."

Aki grabbed a 12 pound ball (we were using the big balls and pins) and
looked resolutely down the lane.  She took four steps before releasing the
ball.  Aiden and I chuckled as a buzzer sounded, indicating that Aki had
breached the foul line.  She though, oblivious to the sound, watched the
ball roll down the lane, curve towards the center and knock down all the
pins.  She jumped with glee.  "Why are you laughing?" We pointed up to the
screen above the lane. There was an animation playing of a referee calling
the foul.  She was outraged! Her foot she insisted, did not cross the line.

Aiden rose up and proceeded calmly to pick up a 16 pound ball, and with his
first shot took out all but the 10 pin.  He took an early lead, picking up
the spare.  It was my turn next and I grabbed my trusty 16 pound ball
"betsy" with the dark blue swirls.  I had once gotten 6 strikes in a row
with that ball.  I released the ball, and knocked over six pins.  My second
shot netted me only three more. I went back to my seat disappointed.
Akined improved slightly on her first frame, getting a gutter ball, then
knocking down three pins.  Aiden improved in frame two, with a strike.  I
told myself that I just needed to shake off the rust, and with my first
ball I knocked all ten pins over.  Aki chose to use a 10 pound ball this
time, and good thing too, because she managed a spare.  Unfortunately Aiden
got another strike in frame three.  Things were not looking good.  I was
unable to build on my strike from the previous frame, knocking only 8 pins
down in the third.  All was not lost however!  Betsy soon started to come
through for me. I had not only caught up, but I had been in the lead for a
short time.  Aki continued to do poorly, but every now and then fluked out
a good frame.  By the end of the seventh frame Akined had managed 41
points, I was sitting at a meager 119, and Aiden was at 108, but was
working on a strike from frame seven.

Akined tossed ball one down the lane and we watched as it made it's way
towards the center and crashed through all the pins.  Aki did a cartwheel,
and almost crashed to the floor when her left foot came down on the floor
of the lane.  Aiden wasn't able to follow up his seventh frame strike with
another, but he did score a spare.  I looked over the score sheet, and
realizing that I could pull this out, I got up, and Betsy delivered me a
strike.  Akined followed up her strike with a spare bringing her up to 71
points going into the final frame.  Aiden slipped up with his first ball,
taking out just three pins.  He finished the frame with nine pins down and
a score of 150.  I grabbed Betsy, and released her down the lane.  She
rolled on through the pins, but the seven pin still stood.  I decided not
to wait for Betsy to come back, and I grabbed Aiden's ball.  It turns out
that my act of disloyalty was a mistake, as luck would have it, for as soon
as my fingers left the holes of the ball I heard the buzzer, and the screen
above was flashing in big bold red letters "FOUL".  Going into the tenth
and final frame, I was down by 12 points.

Akined went first, and to her dismay, threw two gutter balls, finishing
with only 71 points.  Aiden rose out of his chair and I hoped that he would
not do so well as to put me out of contention.  It would be all to cruel if
he shot three strikes right now.  Aiden threw ball number one down the lane
and to my relief knocked down just four pins.  Aiden looked quite upset,
and with a ruffle of his nose he picked up another ball.  I don't think he
was concentrating too hard because I heard the beautiful sound of the foul
buzzer.  Aiden had finished the string with 154 points.  I needed seventeen
points to win, which meant I needed at least a spare, and then seven pins
on my third ball.  I wondered what would happen in a tie, but as it turned
out, there would be no tie.  I grabbed my faithful betsy, said a quick
prayer, and released her down the lane. I didn't foul, but I might as well
have.  No it wasn't a gutter ball either.  I do not know how it was
possible - and Dr. Leung of the USC's Physics Department was also at a loss
when I confronted him about it - but three pins remained staring me
down...the one, the seven, and the ten.  How was I going to knock down all
three from the triangle?  I thought carefully about the vectors, and I
looked up to the screen above the lane which gives advice on the shot.  It
simply said "unusual spare".  That helped.  I figured that if I rolled the
ball through the one and towards the ten, that I might be able to knock the
one into the seven.  Aiden wore a smile of triumph on his face, certain
that I was to lose the game.  I grabbed Betsy, and tossed her.  The ball
wasn't going the way I had planned. Instead of hitting the one and ten in a
diagonal line, I hit the one almost dead on, and it knocked over the ten
while the ball rolled into the curtain.  It nudged one pin that had been
knocked over in the first shot into the seven, ever so slightly.  The seven
pin teetered for a moment, back and forth, but remained standing.

"Aiden wins 154 to 147!" Aki announced "Who ya gonna kiss?"

Aiden did not leave us in doubt for very long.  "You know what...you just
look so sad for finishing in third. Come here."  Aiden and Aki walked
towards each other and he gave her a big kiss on the cheek, and a big bear
hug.  When the horrible scene was over, Akined gave me a look that said "Oh
well, I tried", and Aiden...he gave me a sinister smile, complete with
narrowed eyebrows.  I'll get you next time, Gadget....next time!

"Alright" I said "Re-match."  I walked over, grabbed Betsy and opened with
a strike.  Aiden feigned fear, mocking me with a "ewwwwww", waving his
fingers.  Akined followed me.

"You guys are only winning cause you have bigger balls than me."  We said
nothing to this remark, but I could not help but smirk.  "Oh you know what
I meant!  I'm going to use your ball."  And little Aki went over, picked up
Aiden's 16 pounder, with difficulty, then hoisted it up.  She shook her
head to get the hair away from her face, and slowly approached the lane.
The ball hit the lane with a loud thud, and Aki yelped in pain.  The ball
went into the gutter about midway through its journey.  Aki was holding her
middle finger.

"Ahh, did Aki hurt her little pretty princess fingers?" I teased.

"Shut up...I don't want to play anymore."

I looked over at Aiden. He said to me "There is no kiss on the line this
time."  Just another minor setback, that's all.  After all, the idea hadn't
even been mine.  It was a lost opportunity no doubt, but it's not as if MY
plan had failed.  I gave in to Akined and we headed up the stairs onto The
Plaza's first floor.  Aiden, the little cutie-pie, thought it would be nice
to buy the poor princess an ice cream, so we went to Baskin Robins and she
picked out a wildberry cone.  Aiden chose a more conservative vanilla cone,
and I bought strawberry blast.  While we were walking around the floor, I
slowed just a bit so that I was behind both of them just enough to have a
visual of Aiden's ass.  He was wearing black jeans and they wrapped nicely
around his cheeks.  I was very curious to see what was under there, but
'patience' I thought...all in good time.

"I want to get drunk."

"Aki," Aiden replied "You always want to get drunk."

"But really though, I think we should all get drunk. We've spent the day
together, so why not spend the night together too?"

I was all in favor of spending the night with Aiden, but I wasn't all too
keen on having a drunken Akined running around, blurting things out, like
say 'Hey Aiden, Jeff really has the hots for you, I think you should get
with each other', or 'Hey Aiden, what would you say if I told you Jeff
wanted to lick chocolate off your cock?'...you get the idea.  "Do we really
need to get drunk?"

Aiden supplied the answer. "Oh yes, definitely."

Two to one.  We stopped briefly at the liquor store, then drove back to my
apartment.  We got inside and I put our freshly purchased alcohol in the
freezer, and took out some of my own supply.  I made the drinks, and passed
them around.  I knew it wouldn't be long before Akined was totally out of
it.  She and I have a long standing tradition of playing charades whenever
we have parties, and while this was just a small gathering, I thought the
occasion called for a game.  We wrote down notes on pieces of paper and
stuffed them into a glass jar.  I went first, and I pulled out of the jar:
"baby eater".

I relaxed, and used my hands to begin.  "Two words?"  I nodded yes.  "First
word".  I put my hands up under my head. "Sleep?" I shook my head no, then
made a rocking motion with my arms. Aiden guessed it correctly "Baby!".
"Second word".  I made a motion like I was eating a slice of pizza.  I'm
not sure if Akined was already feeling the effects of the booze, because
she said "Baby Pizza", despite the fact that I thought she had written
'baby eater' on the piece of paper.

Aiden guessed it correctly, and I took a seat next to Akined.  She asked us
to wait while she got herself another drink.  When she returned, Aiden drew
a slip out of the jar and his face wore an expression of shock, mixed with
disgust.  I was intrigued.  "Four words" I said.  "First word."  Aiden
started skipping in a circle.  He shook his head no when I suggested the
word skipping.  He got on his knees and made his eyes wide and smiled,
rocking his head back and forth.  Akined shouted "KIDS", and Aiden agreed.
"Second word."  Aiden then made a motion like licking an ice cream
cone. "Lick" I said.  He nodded in agreement.  "Third word".  He rubbed his
stomach and pushed it out.  "Fat man" I suggested. Nope.  He made a motion
like he was whipping some animal in front of him.  I took wild guess.
"Santa?"

Aiden jumped with excitement.  He then looked disapprovingly at the slip of
paper and raised four fingers in the air.  "Fourth word."  His face was
solemn, and he put his hands over his shoulder like he was carrying
something.

"Kids lick Santa's bag?"

I was correct.  He sat down next to Aki and told her she was sick.  She
just giggled, and then burped.  I reached deep into the jar and pulled out
a slip.  'Butterfly' was my word.  I wasn't too worried.  I started
flapping my arms like wings.  Akined thought I meant 'fly'.  I pointed to
my face and she said "pretty".  I nodded, then flapped my arms again.
"Pretty thing that flies!" she said.  I looked at Aiden, who was smirking.
I got down on the floor, curled into a ball and made like I was in a
cocoon.  Aiden laughed.  I wanted to get up and kiss him, it was so cute.
"Hiding" Aki said.

"I know what it is, but I can't say, it was mine!"

Just great.  I looked to Aki.  She took a gulp from her glass, and then sat
up, appearing to give her attention to me in full.  I burst out of the
cocoon and flapped around again.  She wasn't getting it.  I didn't know
what to do.  I repeated my little demonstration, but she asked "Are you a
missile that's just been launched?"  Aiden was having a great old time on
the sofa, relishing my pain.  I stood up and opened an imaginary door.  I
pulled an imaginary knife out a drawer and started buttering a piece of
bread.  "Butter!" She said. Then I flapped around again.  "Ohhhh, you're a
butterfly!"

"YES!" I threw myself into the sofa, while Aiden just continued laughing.
I glared at him, resisting a smile of my own, and it just made him laugh
harder. "Cut it out!"

Akined stumbled over to the jar and plunged her arm inside.  She pulled out
a slip, then started to giggle.  She didn't inform us of how many words
there were.  She started swimming around the room.  I suggested swimming,
but she shook her head.  She then started moving her arms in a weird
wavy-like motion at her sides.  Neither Aiden or myself had a clue what she
was getting at.  She looked at us like we were stupid.  She then pointed to
her crotch and then made as if there was a gun there, shooting at us.
Aiden was bewildered, and I had no clue.  Akined was getting upset.  She
layed on the floor and started - what looked to me like - humping.  I told
her she needed to try something else.  She grunted, got to her feet and
glared at both of us.

"I may look drunk" She said "But I'm acting sober, because I'm an actress,
and that's what actresses do!"

"You're not allowed to talk."

She put her hands at her waist, pointed them outward, palms up , flicked
her fingers around, then ran in a circle.  Aiden, the genius, figured it
out.

"OCTOPUS" He shouted.  Akined screamed and he laughed and they shared a
huge hug, both of them bouncing around the room.

"How the hell did you get octopus out of that?" I demanded

"You remember Super Mario? The little purple octopi? They moved like that."

"Those were squid!"  I needed a break.  I went into the bathroom to piss.
As I stepped in, I stopped to check myself out in the mirror.  Everything
was still okay on that front.  I unzipped my jeans, pulled my pants down to
my thighs, and began to pee.  When I was finished, I pulled up my jeans and
turned around.  Aiden was approaching.

"Nice ass."  It was an odd moment as I exited the bathroom, and he entered.
We almost touched.

"Ohh can I watch?"

He moved his head within a few inches of mine.  He just looked at me
playfully with his hazel eyes for a moment, and said "You're cute."

"Well thank you very much. I think you're cute.  Can I watch?"

He closed the door. Oh well, there would be other opportunities.  I walked
back out to the living room where Akined was sitting on the sofa twirling
her empty glass in her hand.  "Oh Jeff, could you get your best-est friend
another drinkie-winkie?"  Akined always had a way of making me smile.  I
took her glass and went into the kitchen to mix a few more drinks.  I heard
Aki talking to Aiden, but I couldn't hear what they were saying.  When I
came back into the room Aiden was passing Akined the phone book.

"Wait until you hear this." Aiden whispered in my ear.

"Jeff, I think we should call an escort service!"

"Aki, are you sure it's not time for you to go to sleep? You're engaged
remember?"

"I love him!"

"It's his accent isn't it?" Aiden asked.

"You remember Aki," I had just remembered something from the year before,
"You had a huge crush on Sean Biggerstaff...that hot British boy from the
Harry Potter movie. It was his accent."

"It's not his accent! He's a great guy!"  She sat up quickly.  "We should
make prank calls to escort services.  It'll be fun."

Once Aki made up her mind about something, it wasn't going to change.  I
sat down while Akined picked up the phone and dialed the first number she
found under "Escort Services".  I looked over at Aiden, and he was looking
at me.  He quickly looked over at Aki, hoping I didn't notice.  "Hello, I
was just calling to inquire about the costs of your services."  There was a
pause.  "What am I looking for? Well, um, I'd like someone to pretend to be
my boyfriend at a gala I'll be attending next week."  Aki started to laugh
hysterically and hung up the phone.

"What did they say?"  Aki ignored my question and dialed a second number
from the book.  I looked over and caught Aiden looking at me again.  I took
this all as very positive, mind you I wish he wouldn't feel the need to
look away when I look over.

"Hi, I was just calling to find out what sort of services you offer."
After a short pause Akined failed to hold in a giggle.  "No, I didn't just
call you!"  But Aki hung up and burst into laughter again.  "They must have
the same operator or something."

I got up, took the phone and put it back in its holder.  "I'm going to go
fetch us a real game to play."  Aki and Aiden both made sounds of eager
anticipation, so I made haste to my bedroom closet where I had a stack of
games that I played a lot as a kid.  I grabbed the one I was looking for
and returned to the living room.  Akined saw it and her mouth opened
wide...she seemed like she was looking at a magic lamp...it was that
'impressive'.  Aiden said "Oh my god."

Alright, I admit it, Spin The Bottle didn't work out for me, but Twister!!!
Twister was bound to work.  I mean, how could it not?  I would make sure it
worked.  I know it's cheap, but it's also guaranteed!  I opened the box and
layed the mat down on the floor.  I tossed the spinner down onto the mat.
"I trust you both know the rules.  It's pretty much anything goes, just
don't let your knees or elbows touch the mat, and don't wiggle around when
it's not your turn."  Akined was all too eager and spun first.  She had to
put her left foot on red.  Aiden went next, left hand red.  He went on the
opposite end of Aki to give himself more space.  I was fortunate to be
placed on the opposite end of the board, spinning right foot green.

Aki reached down and spun right foot blue.  The blue circles are adjacent
to the red, so it wasn't a problem for her.  Aiden got into a little
trouble with left foot red.  I spun left foot yellow. Yellow is adjacent to
green, and now Aki and I were standing side by side, and Aiden was in the
corner in front of Aki.  Akined's next spin put her left hand on red.  She
chose the red circle two up from the one her foot was on.  Aiden was sorry
enough to spin right foot yellow.  He turned his back on us and put his
foot on the yellow circle parallel to the red circle housing his left foot.
He was bent over to put his left rand on the red circle in front, and I
pointed out that I found the view rather attractive.  He almost toppled
over.

I spun right foot yellow...just what I wanted.  I stretched my leg out to
the yellow circle behind the one occupied by Aiden's right foot.  Aki asked
the gods to let her spin something green so she could go between my legs to
try to knock me over.  The gods were asleep at the switch though, right
foot blue.  She moved her right foot from the blue circle it was on, one
step up.  She was hunched down and quite comfortable.  I was upright, and
completely fine...but poor Aiden.  He spun right hand yellow.  Picture this
now, his left parts are on red, his right parts are on yellow.  His hands
are only one circle ahead of his feet.  He's completely bent over, and the
best part...his legs are parted over the blue circle gap! It was hot.

The gods didn't heed Aki's call, but I was not denied. I got exactly what I
wanted...left foot red.  I put my left foot on the red circle behind
Aiden's left foot.  It was priceless.  I had two free hands, and I grabbed
Aiden by the waist and pretended to be fucking him.  Akined, when she
removed her face from my thigh, saw this and laughed.  She called time out
so she could take a photograph.  Aiden insisted I stop pressing into him
through bits of laughter, on the grounds that I was cheating...trying to
make him fall over.  Aki came running back from my bedroom and slipped.
She got up, laughing, and got in position to take a picture.  "Smile
Aiden!"  I saw the flash go off.  "Great, and I'm pretty sure Jeff's boner
is in the shot too!"

She got back into position and spun left hand blue.  Being the sneaky
little girl she is, she slid her hand through both our legs onto the blue
circle between Aiden's left and right foot.  She was trying to make it
difficult.  Aiden got a reprieve with left foot green, and he put it on the
opposite corner, removing himself from my reach.  I spun left hand blue, so
I bent over and placed my hand on the blue circle at the top of the row
just beside Aiden's right leg.  This put Aki's face right on my ass, but
she made no mention of it at first...then she bit me.  "No biting my ass!"

"Sorry."  Aki spun left foot red, freeing her up to bring it further up the
board to sturdy herself, but that didn't work so well.  She fell over and
brought me down with her.  Aiden, who had been getting a core muscle
workout, declared himself the winner.  A graceful winner he was not, for he
came down on top of me.  His chest was on mine, and his left thigh was
between mine. I could feel him there, hard, and I started to grow.  My cock
knew know better, after all it was a hot guy and we were lying on a hard
surface...what is a penis to think?  He was holding himself up by his arms
now, and he looked down at me, exposing his two rows of gleaming teeth.
Akined was apparently passed out cold.  "This has been the most fun night
I've had in a long time Jeff."

"Me too Aiden, me too."  My plan worked perfectly.  Aiden began to lean
down.  I know it was probably only about a second, but it felt like a
minute, as I watched him lower, his lips coming closer and closer...his
eyes began to close.  It was the moment I had wanted so badly to come.  His
lips parted, ready to meet with mine, but I could smell vodka.  My
conscience wouldn't allow me to go through with it.  I sat up slowly,
pushing him off of me as I rose up.  "I think it's bedtime."  Aiden agreed.
He gave me a hand depositing Akined on my bed, and I set him up on the
sofa.

"Hey Jeff?"

"Yeah?"

"Read me a bedtime story?"

"Some other time, I promise.  Goodnight Aiden, I'll see you in the
morning."  I walked into my room and pulled up the covers on the right side
of the bed.  I rolled Akined over there and put the blankets over her.  I
looked out at the sofa, Aiden's eyes were closed.  I took off my pants, and
put on an undershirt.  Aki would be upset tomorrow morning if she found out
I had gone to bed with her wearing any more than undies and a shirt.  I
crawled under the covers and she turned over and mumbled something
incoherent.  She sucked me in with her arm, and I turned out the light.

***

It was awfully cold when I woke up the next morning, and no wonder, Aki had
hogged the blankets!  I looked over to my left and there she was, wrapped
like a cocoon while I was here in my undies and a thin white undershirt.  I
rolled out of bed and walked out into the living room.  I was hungry.  As I
walked out, Aiden rolled over and said "Now there's something I could used
to waking up beside every morning."

"Thanks." I said, checking out my ass.

"I was talking about the faux fireplace."

"I'm making french toast, would you like some?"  I set to work preparing
our breakfast, and the phone rang.  Aiden retrieved it and brought it to
me.  I answered it.  It was my mother.  "Hi mom."  My mom is an interesting
character.  I plan to make a movie about her one day.  Who do I cast as her
is the problem.  "Yeah it has been a while since we talked mom.  I've been
busy."  My mom was really nice.  I was glad to have her really...she's just
a bit...oh, I guess 'excitable' would be a kind word for describing my
mother.  "School is fine, I'm doing well, and it's almost the end of the
year."  I put the first slice of toast on the pan.  "Yes you can come to
the end of year ceremony with me."  Aiden came into the kitchen and asked
me where the glasses were.  "They're over by the juicer in the cabinets" I
told him.  "No mom, that wasn't my boyfriend."  Now look what he'd done!
"I'm not hiding anyone mom, he's just a friend who spent the night."

"No mom, I didn't get drunk and have sex with a hot boy...Well I drank but,
he's not my boyfriend."  Aiden was finding this quite comical.  "What does
it matter if he's cute? It's what's on the inside that counts!"  And she
says to me 'Of course dear...is he cute?'.  "I told you he's just a
friend."  Aiden took over cooking for me.  "No mom, you don't have to come
over right away and meet him! Mom, listen....yes...I love you too
mom. Goodbye."  I set the phone down on the kitchen counter.

"Mom coming to meet your sexy boyfriend huh?"

"You have no idea what you've just caused."  He looked indifferent.  "You
don't know my mother...she's insane."

"I've met people's parents before, it's not that terrible."

"Oh it is...trust me."  I left Aiden in charge of the french toast, and
marched into my bedroom to summon Akined.  I shook her a few times and she,
begrudgingly, opened her eyes.  "Aki, my mother is coming for lunch, you
need to get up!"

"Janet's coming here?"

"Yes, now get up!"

"Why?" Aki rolled to a sitting position on the end of the bed.  "What on
earth is she coming to visit you for on such short notice?"

"She overheard me talking to Aiden, so she's coming to meet my boyfriend."
Akined began laughing like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.  "It's not
funny!"

"You're wrong Jeff" Aki said as we walked back out to the kitchen. "It's
very funny."

"Is it as bad as he says it is?" Aiden asked.

"Oh it's bad, make no mistake."  She got out a few plates and started
dishing out the toast.  "It's every bit as bad as he makes it out to
be...but just remember, it's bad for him, yes, but very good for us."

"You and I both?"

"You will come to understand.  Janet is...how would you say it Jeff?"

"A character."

"Well that's putting it nicely."  Aki put everything down at the kitchen
table and I got out the syrup and other goodies, and we sat down to eat.
"I first met Janet back when Jeff and I were in grade school.  Usually when
parents meet me, they act differently because I am from Korea...Janet...she
acted differently alright.  Janet had a way of always making me feel
welcome...I guess you could say she tries to make you feel too welcome.
Would you agree?"

"You could say that."  I swallowed the food that was in my mouth before
continuing.  "My mom is like a super-Liberal.  There's nothing you can do
that she would say was out of line.  Gay, Korean, hardcore leather swinger
fetish...I bet if I told her I wanted to become a bigamist, she'd find a
way to justify it."

"She sounds charming."

"You think that now Aiden, but just wait!"  My mother has been married
three times.  I was a product of her first marriage.  Her third divorce had
given us a huge amount of cash.  I had gotten along well with that
guy...certainly much more than my father.  He's as good as dead.

Without time to really prepare anything decent, we elected to order in from
the Pizza Shack down the street.  Akined handled the call, but warned me
that all this pizza was going to turn my hot body into a blubber ball if I
didn't stop.  Perhaps I'd be less 'intimidating' then.  I sat down in the
living room with Aiden and told him to just be himself around my mother,
and he should be fine.  Akined came to join us shortly after she had
secured us some free food from her friend Jason.

"So how about this Chip fellow?" I asked

"He's great.  I've finally found a man who can't be a superficial beast."

"So he's safely not part of the 'I Like Football' crowd?"

"Not at all! He's got a real way with words!"

"Well obviously," Aiden said.  "He got you to marry him on the first
conversation."

"He's got a job at the British Institute for the Blind, and his seeing-eye
dog is called Rex."

"How original" I said.  "Are you sure you weren't being a bit hasty when
you agreed to marry him?  It is fast, even for you.  Sex I can handle, but
marriage?"

"I'm not going to explain myself to you.  You should just be happy for me."

"I do hope it works out for you...but I'm just concerned, as a friend."

"And you had said that you would get married before I did...were you ever
wrong."

"You don't have to move to a foreign country to get married.  It was part
of the joke."  After a few moments the buzzer rang.  I gave last minute
counsel to Aiden on what my mom was going to be like, while Aki rushed to
let her in.  It turned out that it was just the Pizza.  Aiden told me "stop
trying to make me nervous!"  The buzzer sounded again...it had to be her.

Aki pressed the switch.  A moment later I could hear my mom yell "Ohh is
this him??  It's just like Jeff to try to shoo him out the door before I
get here!"

"Actually Janet, this is just the delivery guy."  He left and Aki closed
the door behind my mother.  She looked at Aki, outstretched her arms and
gave her a huge hug.  "It's been a long time Ms. Green"

"Good thing that wasn't him...he wasn't very cute at all was he?"  Aki
laughed.  "Where is he?" My mother looked around for Aiden. She brushed
past me "Hello dear", entered the living room and threw her arms out as if
to give a big hug. "AH HAH! So this is the new boy!"  She rushed over and
gave him a big hug.  "Yes you ARE very cute aren't you."

"Mom, I told you he's not"

"Yes, yes dear, there's no need to hide it from me!"  She walked over,
pinched my cheeks, and gave me a kiss.  "You're the greatest son a mother
could have!"  People always said I had gotten my good looks from my mother.
She was a beautiful woman.  She had red shoulder length hair that framed
her face very well, and her eyes were the deepest green I had ever seen...I
wish I had gotten them.

I had never feared telling my mother that I was gay. I knew she would be
comfortable with my sexuality...I didn't know that she'd be just a bit TOO
comfortable with my sexuality.  My mother has scared away many potential
mates of mine...she's just very open with what she says, and she usually
speaks the truth.  Aiden WAS cute after all.  Akined brought out the goods.

"So you share the same career? How interesting!"  My mother doesn't stop
once she get's going.  "Thomas and I had the same career..it didn't work
out for us!  The sex was great though, so even if you and Jeff don't stay
together long, at least you'll have a few good fucks!"

Oh my god.  I couldn't do anything to stop her...there was no point of even
trying, it only made things worse.  Changing the subject never works
either...she always finds a way to bring it back!  Aiden for his part was
shocked, but enjoying it.  That last remark had even throw Aki for a loop.
Not me though...it had been two years since I had shown a boy to her, and
she was going to squeeze this chance dry.

"Sex or money I always say! They're not good without at least one.  Take
Jim for instance, I was married to him for two years! God was it that long?
He had a dick like you wouldn't believe!"

"Mom!"

"Oh Jeff, it's just penis talk! I'm sure the boy knows all about nice
penises..he is with you after all!"

"MOM!" I was in panic mode.  "Two things! One: I'd rather not hear about my
ex-stepfather's cock, and two: you have no idea of what my penis is like!"

"Well, I should! I changed your diapers when you were just a baby!"  She
looked over at Aiden with the 'I'm about to tell you an embarrassing
moment' look.  "When my Jeff was a baby he used to suck on my nipples soooo
hard."  Aki was convulsed with laughter.  "I hated when it was time to
breast feed!  I don't know much about the kind of sucking he does these
days, but I tell you"

"Mom!"

"Oh, Aiden sweetheart, do you mind me talking about all these things?"

"Not at all Ms. Green" Aiden was smiling so broadly I wanted to kill
him...after I kissed him all over.  "I'm a grown boy, I can handle it."

"Well there was this one occasion when Jeff was 7 years old."

"Mom...don't tell him about that."  Aki looked at me with sympathy.

"Jeff hadn't had a poop in a long time, so we had to by him some medicine.
Well didn't he put up a fuss as I tried to put that suppository into his
little bum! I bet he liked it though, didn't you Jeff."

"Mom, I was seven. I didn't even know I was gay."

"So after that, Jeff waited a long time and nothing happened!  So we had to
take him to the hospital to see what they could do...and you know what they
did?  That's right!  Poor Jeffrey, he was so scared, he said to me 'mommy,
don't let them put that tube in me'...oh it was adorable."

"Mom can you just fast forward to the horrible part at the end?"

"Alright dear." She resumed storytelling pose.  "Jeff just couldn't hold it
in any longer, and while he was rushing to the little boys room, didn't a
whole bunch of poop come out of his bum right there in front of everyone!!
Oh he cried so much, but I was there for him then, just like now."

"So mom, are there any new men in YOUR life?"

"No dear, I'm as single as can be, and it's kind of nice."  No matter what
I did though, she just would not lay off of Aiden.  "So tell me dear, do
you have a big penis?  I certainly hope it's bigger than Jeff's...he so
needs to have his ego checked!"

"I'll have to get back to you on that one Ms. Green."

"I understand dear...it is a very private detail...but remember size
doesn't matter!  Thomas had a small dick, but he certainly knew how to
please a woman!"

"Actually it's nothing to do with being small Ms. Green, it's just"

"Oh no worries dear, your secret is safe with me...it's just sometimes I
wish someone with an enormous monster cock would come along and make this
little boy who never calls his mommy squeal in pain."

"You know mom, it's not a good idea to bottle up your feelings like that."

"You know I'm just kidding don't you dear?"  She rose up from her chair,
walked over to Aiden and whispered into his ear.  He laughed hesitantly.
My mom gave him a kiss on the cheek, then did the same to Akined before
coming over to me.  "I must be getting off now son.  I enjoyed the visit,
and your boy is very cute."

I walked her to the door.  "You know Jeff, if you meet any BI-sexual boys,"

"MOM!"

"Oh, well I'm sorry dear, but you do meet such cute ones...I thought,"

"I love you mom."

"Alright dear, have a great night, and call me tomorrow please!"

"I will. I love you!"  I closed the door behind her and waited to hear the
elevator close.  It was over.  Akined and Aiden were in a world of their
own, laughing away.  Aiden got up, held his ass, and ran around the room
going "gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop".  Aki was in stitches.  "I'm
glad you enjoyed yourselves."

"Jeff, I love her! She's great! I wish my mom was that lewd!"

"Aiden, I don't mean to scare you, but that was her best behavior."  I
recalled fondly the time my mother put Akined in a sticky spot.  "Remember
Aki when your parents met my mom."

"Oh god...that was the worst hour of my life."

"It's okay to watch me suffer though?"

"Jeff, you know there was nothing I could do!"

"I don't see what the fuss is about." Aiden was very happy.  "I liked her."
Then with an evil smile he asked me "So Jeff, about the sucking you do
these days."

"Don't even start!"  I remembered her parting words. "What did she say to
you anyway?"

"Oh, she told me to ram you extra hard to get the point across."

***

A few hours later it was time to end our second day as a threesome...as a
group ...whatever.  Akined had to get back home to call Chip, so we drove
out to her place and we walked up the entrance to the Fenwick Tower.  I was
going in to get a movie I had lent her, but I wish I hadn't.  The second
the three of us got in the lobby Akined's neighbour from downstairs
appeared.  Natashia was a very annoying girl.  She was 20 years old, but
you wouldn't know.  Despite repeated attempts to explain to her I was gay,
she continues to hit on me.  Once while I was visiting Aki she kept
throwing little bits of paper at me.  I asked her to stop several times,
but she kept on throwing.  I question her mental stability.  She does a lot
of marijuana, and I suspect that has something to do with it.  Another time
she kept running around pushing me into walls at the school...I wanted to
just smash her when no one was looking, but even my mother would have a
hard time justifying that.

"Hi Sexy!"

"Go away Natashia."  I signaled for Akined to go up the stairs and hurry
back.  She started off at a run.

"I told you I'm sorry about the paper thing.  You should really get over
it."  She looked at Aiden.  "Is this your boyfriend?"

I answered yes and he answered no.  I guess he's my boyfriend when my mom
is around.  I bet my mother could take care of Natashia.

"Well I'll be your boyfriend!"

"There's just one problem with that Natashia.."

"Hey, I can take it like a man!"

Akined finally appeared with my video.  Aiden and I got out of there
quickly.  It was dark, and I thought it might rain any time
now...fortunately I had an umbrella.  I started out of the parking lot.
"Are you hungry?"

"A bit, sure."

"Where should we go?"

"I've heard of this really nice place" Aiden said.  "It's a Texas theme
restaurant called The Lone Star, and I'm told they have really nice food."

"You've sold me.  Where is it?"

"That's the rub...I don't know EXACTLY where it is.  But I'm pretty sure we
can find it."  And I began to follow Aiden's directions.  I really don't
know at what point it was that we were officially lost, but it was
somewhere between the second we pulled out of Fenwick Tower, and an hour
later when Aiden hopelessly proclaimed "We're lost."  I looked over at him
then, and he looked at me with a sheepish grin.  I wanted to pull over
right there and tear into him...but I knew better.  He told me to go left,
and as I was turning, he told me to go right instead.  I turned around and
went right.  I'd never been in this area before, and I don't think he had
either.  "It'll be just around this next corner" he would say, but it never
was.  After taking his last turn, we hadn't come past a house for a little
while.  We arrived at a junction.  The road to the left side was most
appealing to me.  The right side road was named Old Black River Road, and I
can hazard a guess as to why.  Turning onto Old Black River Road would mean
going from a road with four lanes to a two lane road...I didn't like the
idea much.

"It's a shortcut" Aiden insisted.  And so I turned onto Old Black River
Road, a very poorly kept road indeed.  I had a bad feeling the moment the
front wheels crossed the threshold of the street sign.  Aiden's confused
but confident look did not stick around long.  After I ran over the first
pothole, I suggested we turn back, but Aiden would not admit to being wrong
so quickly.  "Press on" He said!

"Aiden, we keep passing lots full of grass growing over spots where there
used to be buildings! I don't think this is the right way."

"It must lead somewhere."

"Where? The Pacific? Canada?"

"It's a short-cut, I know it is. You'll see.  It's like in the movies, the
more dangerous road is always the fastest most efficient way to go."

"I don't know if you noticed Aiden, but this is not the movies."  I was
interrupted by another huge pothole.  My poor car was taking a beating.
There were a few houses on Old Black River Road, but they were few and far
between.  It was a good mile between each house and there was lots of
forest in between.  We passed a large corrections facility.  "Aiden, if
this is where they're keeping prisoners, do you really think it's going to
lead to The Lone Star?"  He smiled at me, and asked me to trust him.  I
kept driving.  I became very concerned when the road became only one lane
wide.  Things were getting smaller, not bigger.  "Press on" he would say,
and I kept driving.

I caught him with a concerned look on his face.  I was concerned too, for
we had just driven past a couple of trailers.  There were no more
houses..now it was trailers!  Not the ones on wheels!  We approached a
small wooden bridge about 6 feet long.  I stopped before going over it.
"Are you sure we should keep going this way?"

"I have faith" Aiden looked at me with a cute smile "And really, how bad
could it get?"  I'll admit to enjoying this extra time with him.  I could
however think of other more productive ways to spend that time.  "Press on
Jeff, press on!"  I slowly drove over the bridge and was met with an
unpleasant surprise on the other side.  Our shitty one lane road had just
turned into a dirt road.  Wonderful.  We drove on this winding dirt path
for some time. We talked about my mothers visit, which put him the happiest
mood.  He told me "You'll be disappointed when you meet my parents."

We were now driving on rocks.  This was not even a road anymore. I stopped.
"Aiden this is ridiculous."

"Does this thing have four wheel drive?"

"Of course it does."

"Then PRESS ON!!"

He was like a war general, and it was quite amusing.  What was not amusing
were the rocks that were being kicked up at the underbelly of my car.  This
path was getting bumpier as we went along.  We went over a particularly big
one and my head hit the top of the car. Aiden laughed like there was no
tomorrow! "This road has to lead somewhere Jeff."

"ROAD???  THIS ISN'T EVEN A ROAD!"  I bet if I could have seen myself it
would have been funny.  Aiden certainly thought it was.  Just then we hit
another huge bump and HE hit the roof of the car this time.  "It's not so
funny is it!"  The road got really bad, really quickly and all of a sudden
the car stopped.  I tried to get it to start, and it did.  I pulled off the
'whatever it is you want to call it' to some space on the left side,
preparing to turn around.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm not pressing on, that's for sure!"  But the car wasn't listening.  It
stopped again and I couldn't restart it.  We were stuck in a small plot of
land that looked like it had once had a house on it, maybe a decade ago.
There were thick woods all around us.  We got out of the car, and walked to
the "road".  I looked down as far as I could see in the darkness, and all I
could see were large boulders all over the path.  "I don't think we could
have gone down there anyway."

"I don't suppose you brought your cell phone?"

Actually I did have my phone with me, but there wasn't a lot Triple A could
do right now.  I did call them, and after waiting on hold for a while I
spoke with Susan.  "I don't actually know where I am right now...I think
it's Old Black River Road."  Not surprisingly, it was not on their maps.
Next time I must remember to get lost on the 'new' Black River Road.  "No,
the car wont start at all.  I'm not exactly sure, it just stopped running."
Yes...just.  "Well I guess you could call it rough terrain."  I couldn't
remember the streets before we turned onto this road, so I was not much
help to Susan.

"Tell her about that prison we passed!"

"Susan, I have something that might help.  We passed a corrections facility
while we were on this road."  She informed that there were no operating
facilities anywhere near an area like I was describing.  How many run-down
roads with a bunch of trailer homes can there be in one state?  She
promised that people would be working hard to find out where I was, and the
second they determined my whereabouts, they would contact me.  I thanked
her.

"It looks like we're stuck here for the night Aiden."

"It's funny," He said "This isn't how I had imagined being stuck in the
wilderness would be like."

"All we need now is a bear or two to come along."

"Are there bears in this part of the state?"  I didn't know for sure so I
didn't answer.  "I mean, we're not going to be attacked out here are we?"

"I shouldn't think so...but I have no idea where this is, and there could
be anything lurking in those trees."  Aiden was leaning against the back of
my car supporting himself with his arms, looking up at the stars.  The sky
was remarkably clear out here...just like I would expect from 'the middle
of nowhere'.  It had the feel of a very romantic moment, a 'Hollywood'
moment if you will.  I thought about how this situation came about.  I
found myself in a perfect situation, alone with Aiden, quite literally
somewhere on the road to nowhere.  Not only that, but we're trapped
overnight - maybe longer - with nothing to do.  It was perfect, and I
hadn't plot a single bit of it.  I had 'layed low', and been rewarded.
Akined knows what she's talking about.

I thought Aiden had a very sexy neck.  I thought he had a lot of sexy
things actually...I just happened to be focused on his neck at this
particular moment, forget about the stars.  I really felt that this was the
moment to let the cat out of the bag.  Something about this ridiculous
setting made me feel compelled to tell Aiden what was running through my
mind.  I didn't have anything to worry about right?  When you have these
discussions with yourself, aren't there supposed to be TWO voices in your
head?  Was the other guy off duty, or was there only one side to this
story?

Aiden lowered his head and glanced over in my direction.  I couldn't read
much from his facial expression.  It seemed like he was thinking as well,
about what I'm not sure, but it was like he was almost looking past me.  I
decided it was time to go for broke.  I would waltz right over there, kiss
him, and it would all be over...all this tension, over and done with.  When
will we ever be lost in the wilderness again?  If we were spending the
night out here together, I wanted to do it with my arms around him.  My
right foot took a step forward, and soon after, so did my left.  He seemed
alarmed as I approached him, almost frightened.  I started to reconsider my
plan.

"Get in the car! Get in!"  He seemed almost frantic as he swung around the
side and threw himself into the backseat.  I looked around quickly and then
got in the back seat on the other side.

"What did you see?"  I looked out at the trees but couldn't see anything to
explain his sudden haste.

"You didn't see them?"

"See what?"  I looked out again but couldn't see anything.

"The eyes? You didn't see them?"  One more time I turned around to look out
the window.  I scanned from left to right but saw only darkness.  I told
him I saw no eyes.  As I turned back to face him, he grabbed both sides of
my face with his hands.  "Your eyes."  Aiden kissed me.  His lips were more
amazing than I imagined! It was a brief kiss.  He pulled back a few inches
and stared into my eyes.  I was shocked.  He let out a very soft laugh, and
with his index finger he rubbed my still parted lips before lunging down on
me.  With his left hand on the seat of the car and his right on my
shoulder, he continued kissing me, again and again.  Aiden didn't get the
chance to remove my shirt in my dream, but he started working on it right
then.  The second his hand touched my abdomen I could feel the goose bumps
starting to form over every inch of my body.  I remembered where I was.

"What are you doing?" I asked, the happiest way I knew how.

"Taking off your clothes...or are you a virgin?"

I was surprised, in the best possible way, but I couldn't do it HERE...in
the back seat of a car?? MY first time with Aiden...a car? It wasn't
happening!  "Aiden, we're in the backseat of my car! Special places for
special moments."

"Special places for special moments!!" He was incredulous.  "I lost my
virginity in a portable washroom at the county fair!"

"I can't."

He reached down, ran his hand along my waist and down to my cock.  "You're
hard! Of course you can!"

"No Aiden, it has a mind of its own!  It doesn't appreciate candlelight, or
background music."

"I've got a mini am-fm radio in my jacket pocket."  The face on him was so
irresistibly cute.  He moved in on me and attacked with his lips.  He
followed up with a soft nibble on my right earlobe.  He began to grind
against me, and slowly reached down with his hand to the zipper of my
jeans.

"Get out of it!" I laughed.

"I'm dead horny now, and you want to wait??"  He looked around frantically,
then reached into the driver's seat for my cell phone.  "I'm calling your
mother! She'll talk some sense into you!"  I got up, took the phone and
tossed it back up front.  "What if we're eaten by animals? We'll have died
without.."

"Shhhhhhh."  I closed his mouth with my hand, and stared into his eyes.  I
took him into my arms and squeezed.  His hands ran down my back, and he
tried to slip under my pants.  "Aiden."  He stopped.  We squeezed each
other again.  I was happier than I'd ever been.  "So Aiden, have you ever
eaten your own...you know, after, have you ever tasted it?"

"I have, and it tastes like a roll of old pennies."

"How about that bedtime story?"

To Be Continued...

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