Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2016 07:32:38 +0000
From: baptiste dupont <baptisterdupont@hotmail.com>
Subject: Jacob's Diary  chapter 1  {Baptiste Dupont} (MM  coll) [1! ]

This story is a work of fiction. Please contact me at
baptisterdupont@hotmail.com for anything.


New year's resolution

I will:

Lose 10 lbs

Learn mandarin

Learn piano

Go to Brazilian jiu jistu practice

Get better grades at university

Spend less money, start saving

Make more friends

Cook through half of the book mastering the art of french cooking

Recycle my garbage

Taking people's advice, starting a blog to track down my weight loss
journey and giving out recipes

Go to bed at 11, get up at 7

Keep the apartment guest ready 24/7, i live in the heart of Toronto after
all

Cut down on drinking and smoking

Going for quality than quantity on shopping

Calm down and find myself a decent man to date

Be more north American and blend in

Polish my poise, live like the lovely and elegant and icy person in my
imagination



I will not

Being procrastinate

Getting drunk every night

Only call dad when i need money

Survive on white bread

Whining to friend why I'm single all the time

Having sex with random people

Lying in bed all day if i don't have class

Watching Netflix or watching YouTube video all day long

Bitching about people

Buying things i know i am not going to use





January 1

1 pm:

     fuck, I'm dying, I'm never gonna drink like last night ever again. Oh
thank god, i didn't forget to put a big glass of water on the night stand,
my lips are so chapped, my throat is so dry it hurts. Much better after the
water. But shit, i really need to pee now, the last thing i wanna do now is
to get up, should i go? Should i go?. Fuck!

     When I'm struggling to get up i saw a man lying beside me in bed,
still sleeping. Forgot i came back home with Yegor. Yegor is a cute Russian
boy, who is what i call very Russian, dirty blonde, blue eyes, tall and
slim. We met last night at young's party. Of course i know him before last
night, i had heard from young about him few times, apparently he came here
to Toronto with his parents when he was 6 or 7 years old, i just had never
met him before last night. Young is a good friend of mine, who came to
Canada from china for his master degree several years ago, and now works as
a tour guide, always on the run, but still he manage to know pretty much
every gay guy in Toronto somehow. Unlike those stories I've heard about
Chinese people, young is a very outgoing, very nice guy, he is also a well
known slut and a party animal. I had once asked him if he had ever thought
about to settle down and be in a relationship, and all i got from him was a
funny look and five words: i do not do boyfriends. Young is a very hot guy,
especially those jaw lines, you can grate cheese on them. and I've heard
stories about how good he is in bed, but i have never fancied about him
even once. Maybe we are just to close to do the nasty.

     Back to my bedroom, i am now staring at Yegor, watching him sleep
peacefully. Suddenly i feel like a pervert who likes to jerk off to people
who's asleep, so immediately i stopped watching and get up for the toilet,
and i heard him turning over.

     "good morning Jacob." he said, sounds half asleep.

     "morning Yegor" i said as i lay back next to him.

     "how are you"

     "I'm super hang over, and i really need to pee"

     "that sounds hot" he said

     "the hang over part or the peeing part?" i said, trying my best to
smile and act not hang over.

     "the piss part" he said with an evil smile

     "do you have a piss fetish or something?" i said and hoping he's not
into golden shower or something

     "no, i don't, but the idea of fucking you again while you have a
bladder full really turns me on, I'm so hard now my dick is leaking pre
cum" he said a bit lustfully.

     "that's because you're only 19 and you just woke up, plus, I'm too
hang over to do the shit again." i said while trying to get up and release
my bladder.

     "come on, don't be so cruel," he said and grabbed my hand and put my
hand on his dick, and it's really hard, "see, how cruel it would be if you
left it alone," he said while stroking his dick with my hand, "feel that,
get inside of my foreskin with your thumb, yeah, see how much pre cum I'm
leaking right now, I'm so wet down there I'm gonna get an yeast
infection"he said while I'm massaging his piss slit, but totally burst into
laugh when i heard he said yeast infection, to stop my laugh i put both of
my hand over my face to cover my mouth, but i forgot how much pre cum i
have on my thumb, so its all over my face and the corner of my mouth.

   "ewww" i tried to get some tissue from the night stand to wipe it off
but only to find out I'm out of tissue, and then my sheets came to my eyes,
but I'd have to do a spot clean later if i wiped it off with it, so i did
the only thing i could at the time. I put my thumb into my mouth and licked
all the pre cum clean and then wiped my face with thumb and repeated the
licking.

   "that's a good boy" Yegor said with a strong look full of lust

   "shut up, it's only because I'm out of tissue and i don't want to spot
clean my sheets"

   "whatever, but now, let me fuck that plump ass of yours, you got some
really sweet cake for daddy"

   "what are you doing? Go away, get off me, I'm too hang over, and i need
to pee" I'm trying to push him off me

   "shush shush, it's OK, ill be gentle, ill go very slow" he said and
looking really deep into my eyes, and this look is making me drowning into
his big watery blue eyes.

"OK" i murmured as he lean over and kiss me. Honestly, morning breath and
all, it was really not good at first, but it got a lot better after he
pushed his tongue to my throat, and i don't smell that awful morning breath
anymore. And it just led us into pure lust. We are kissing very
passionately while he is grinding his dick on mine, he is really leaking
pre cum, and me too, so wet i think we can fuck without lube.

"oh my god you taste so good" this sexually hungry boy said as he move down
to my neck, to my chest, to my nipples, the most sensitive spots on my
body, he sucked them, licked them and gently bite them, wherever this boy
learned how to do this, this boy is really sending me to heaven, as i
moaned louder, he moved down to my tummy, and licked, sucked, gently bit
every part of my torso, making a really lustful noise from his nose, then
he moved down to my dick engulfed half of my dick, and he gagged. Clearly
this boy doesn't have too much experience on cock sucking, so i had go
guide him.

"work on my dick like you did to my nipple, just don't bite it" i said
lustfully. Oh boy, this boy is a fast learner, his tongue is magical.

"oh my god, you are making me cum soon" i yelled out, and he moved down to
my balls, which is delivering an even stronger feeling, and i moaned
louder, guess he sensed that so he turned me over started working on my
ass. He squeegeed my cheeks, planed a kiss on each cheek and started gently
biting them. This boy has a thing for biting, but this is working for
me. He then buried his face to my ass and started to seriously eating my
ass out. Again, this kid has a really talented tongue, he opened my hole
with his tongue, and pushed it inside, started tongue He then came up to me
and started fucking my mouth with his tongue, and grinding my hole with the
tip of his dick, this feels so good that i don't even need to do anything
but just relax and enjoy the service. Then, he pushed his dick in my ass
very hard and very sudden

"hmmmmmm" i shouted out but it wasn't loud since his tongue is in my mouth,
then he started to focus on my hole

"you said you're gonna go slow you asshole! And you're noting wearing a
condom"i said in pain.

"shush, shush," he whispered to my ear "its OK, its OK" and then he started
to kiss me again while he moves he dick slowly to give me time to adjust,
and i find it somehow romantic. The pain is gone, and i started to moan in
pleasure, and he started to get a bit rougher, then rougher, then even
rougher, he's now fucking me like he's punish me instead of make love to me
romantically, and his dick is hitting my prostate with each thrust. When
people say getting fucked with a bladder full feels a lot better they
weren't kidding, the feeling is so strong, feels like the piss has reached
to the edge of my piss slit and I'm going to wet my bed at any moment, and
my dick is so hard i fear it's going to explode, and remember that rush
feeling when you shoot your cum? That's how i am feeling now, only its
lasting. It feels so good it almost feels like a torture, on the edge to
cum all the time but you just cant shoot that load.

"oh fuck Yegor! God damn it it feels good, faster! faster!" I'm now just
yelling purely in lust.

"oh yeah? You want it faster bitch? I'll give what you want then you stinky
french cocksucker!" he yelled back, and grabbed a fistful full of my hair,
push my to the pillow, started to fuck me a lot faster.

"oh you french faggot, i see you can really take a rough fuck" Yegor said
with a drop of sweat dropped on the side of my face.

"yes yes yes! i love it! Fuck me with your big cock! Fuck me hard!"

"I'll fuck you good, don't you worry, i will fuck you good"

And we moan louder and louder, so loud I'm afraid the neighbor is going to
complain.

"fuck Jacob! Your ass feels so fucking good, fuck! Where do you want me to
shoot my cum"

"shoot your juicy cum on my back!"

"oh yeah? Oh yeah? You want me to shoot it on your back? Oh fuuuuccccck!
Aah! Aah! Aah!" i feel his dick pumping inside of my ass, and he is hugging
me tight from my back when he comes, and it makes feel so secure for some
reason.

"fuck Jacob, that was good" he says while lying on my back and catching his
breath, and his body is really hot, his sweat made my back wet, and his
dick is still inside of me.

"you son of a bitch, you shot it inside of me!"

"sorry i didn't mean to, but your my dick felt too good in your ass and i
pretty much drowned into it"

"you were asking me where to shoot right before your orgasm"

"hahahaha, sorry, but don't worry, I'm clean"

"you better be. Now, get off me, i haven't cum yet"

"i can help with that, where do you want to shoot your load then?" Gregory
asks me with a very seductive look

"i don't know" i said it sensually, "how about inside those lips of yours?"

"sounds perfect" he give me one more seductive look and then started to
suck my cock, he pulled back my foreskin and started to massage my dick
with his tongue, twirling it, licking it, then sucking it hard, soon he
sent right to the edge.

"fuck Yegor, I'm gonna cum, fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming, here it goes,
aah! Aah! Aah!" my dick keeps pumping in his mouth, maybe its too much for
him to handle, he gagged and spilled some of my cum out, but he swallowed
whatever was left in his mouth, and wipe the cum on is chin with his
fingers and then licked those fingers clean, and he cleaned my dick with
his mouth after that.

Shit! I've shagged another stranger. I mean he is not completely a
stranger, but I've only met him last night. Well, you know what, come to
think about it, you cant really start your new years resolutions on new
years day, there's always new years parties, and people trying to have fun,
so it makes much more sense it new years resolution starts on the 2nd of
January. Plus, Yegor is no longer a stranger to me, so i can still shag him
without feeling guilty about the no sleeping with stranger resolution. And
now, i really need to pee.

"I'm going to pee now, make your self home" i said to Yegor and then went
straight to the bathroom. I feel much better after the piss. don't you
agree with me that pissing and pooping is definitely on the top 10 most
satisfying things list?

"do you have anything to eat?" Yegor asks

"well," i guided him to the kitchen and opened the fridge, "i have quark
cheese, strawberry jam, some bread, oh, and some leftover orange sponge
cake i made a couple days ago, and I'm pretty sure i have some cereal too."
i answered to Yegor, "just grab whatever you want to eat"

"they are all sweet?" he said in disbelief

"well, we only eat sweet food for breakfast back in France"

"what is quark cheese?" he asked

"it's a soft cheese from Germany i think, with a texture and taste similar
to yogurt, but creamier, it's very good with just a sprinkle of sugar or a
spoonful of jam."

"i thought you guys eat croissants for breakfast" he said with a cute smile
on his face.

"usually its just some bread with jam, croissants are for special occasions
like guests" i explained to him. People have been asking me some myths they
heard about us ever since the day i landed this country.

"i see. I'll go for some quark cheese then. Also that cake of yours sounds
great too."

"OK then, help yourself. Try this strawberry jam with the quark cheese, i
made them." i said while helping him to get food out of the fridge, "would
you like some frosting for the cake? I have some orange flavored custard
based butter-cream."

"is everything here homemade?" he asked in surprise.

"well, pretty much, i like cooking from scratch, they tend to taste better
and much cheaper" i answered. I do cook most of my food from scratch, i
even bake my own bread too. But only on those days when I'm not lazy.

"wow, you'll make a great housewife" he said while stuffing his mouth with
a piece of cake. Only did he know how lazy i am, but getting a complement
does make me feel good. But wait, something feels weird, he didn't brush
his teeth! Well, i guess its no big deal since we are still naked and i
still have his cum in my ass.

He thanked me for food, and excused him for the bathroom, and started to
put dishes in the sink to do them later, and then, i heard a very loud and
long fart from the bathroom, followed with the very loud sound
pooping. There, it all went well until that. I was even fantasizing the
details of our life together in the future as a couple. And those bubbles
just got burst by the sound of his nature calling. Then i heard the toilet
flush sound, then the shower sound, then the sound of him calling me to get
him new bar of soap. So i went in to the bathroom and i almost fainted by
the smell. Oh god, i think I'm gonna do a deep cleansing to the bathroom
when he's gone.

He got dressed after showering, actually quite cute, although he has
absolute no sense of fashion nor style, but he still looks cute. But i just
cant see him the same way as i did before i heard the sound of him farting
and pooping and smelled the "essential gas" of him. But he doesn't seem to
mind it at all, and i feel so awkward. he hugged me and kissed me goodbye
but his kiss feels somehow very gross to me now. God, please just go, just
get going already.

"I'm glad i went to the part last night, very glad to meet you, Jacob." he
said

"like wise." i said to him and tried to give him a friendly smiley face.

"have a good rest," he said and waved me goodbye, "text me"

"ciao"

I closed the door behind me. Yep. Good job. Farting and pooping. And he
probably spends a lot of time on his phone too, i thought. And I'm a little
bit hungry now. But the thought of what happened back there in my bathroom
just makes me have no desire to eat anything. So i went to the bathroom,
thanks to the soap and shampoo, it now smells much better. I sit on the
toilet, pushed out as much cum as i can, and then douched myself to get out
all the cum, and then i jumped in to the shower. I still cant get over it,
everything went so well, the sex was incredible, he doesn't look like an
asshole either, and he likes my cooking, it all went so well until he went
to the bathroom. Am i too picky? Everyone farts and poops right? But do
everyone fart that loud on the first date? I cant even call it a date can
i? And the smell of the bathroom after he used it, can i honestly take all
this everyday in the future? Of course if we are together as a couple in
the future, but can i really?

I dried myself after showering. Looking into the mirror, i see myself
covered with a very thin layer of fat, that's what we call it "the baby
fat", still very defined, still in shape, just you don't see any abs. But i
think i must have really nice chest muscles since mine chest is so big.
Maybe a bit too big. And my ass. Is it really that good? My ass is big for
sure, but i just don't see how attractive my ass is, but i guess it is
attractive since people are telling me that all the time. But they have no
idea how hard it is for me to buy a pants that fits. Pretty much i have to
take every pants that i bought to the tailor to hammer it, and it is
expensive here in Toronto, taking a bit room in on the legs, shorten the
length, and take in the waist can cost a lot, sometimes more than the pants
itself.

I decided to go out for a walk only realized that everywhere is closed
today, so i cleaned the apartment instead.