Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:24:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: kyle soderberg <ujinmo@yahoo.com>
Subject: Karmas a bitch chapter IV

	The usual disclaimer applies if you shouldn't be reading this then
don't.  Any songs or movies or anything like that are bound by their
respective copyrights hope they dont mind I use them afterall its only for
fun.  If anything its giving them more exposer.  All comments are welcome I
need to know if I should continue working on this or just give it up you
can contact me at ujinmo@yahoo.com.  Thank you.


CHAPTER IV

"Blast from the Past"


	The next morning Kyle woke up early practicly hanging off the bed.
Taz was sprawled out taking up most of the room obviously he wasn't a
cudler.  Kyle got up a quickly and quietly, got dressed and out the door as
not to disturbe the sleeping beauty.  He slipped into his room thankfully
Ross was still passed out so he would never know that Kyle slept with Taz.
Ross was streched out on his bed once again naked as the day he was born.
Not to mention the raging morning wood sticking strait up.  It stood a good
seven inches but on the thin side good for giving a power fuck but not for
that needed streching a guys asshole wants.  The balls were on the very
large side, out of perportion with the dick and body they were attached to.
Taking a glance around he noticed a towel laying on the floor at the foot
of the bed and from the look of it it wasn't used to dry a body off.  More
like it took a load of its own and from the stain a mighty big load at
that.  Kyle just shook his head with a light chuckle then walked into the
bathroom for a much needed shower.  The next half an hour Kyle spent
soaking in the shower scrubing away all the dried cum that he didn't get
scooped into his mouth the night before.  It was a good thing noone else
had really moved in yet otherwise the hot water wouldn't have lasted as
long.

	Kyle came out of the bathroom to find Ross up and at his computer
the microwave was running a breakfast buritto waiting to be warmed up and
eaten.  Ross turned around to ask Kyle if he wanted one to just to get a
horrified look on his face.

	"Man can't you put that thing away its to early for me."

	"Oh get used to it.  If we are going to be living togather we might
as well be comfortable with eachothers bodies.  Cause im not modist and
from the look of the mast you had when I got up your not either."

	"I um, well, Its not like I can control it if im asleep.  And you
could have taken some shorts with you in there."

	"Like you didn't the other day when you flashed me."

	"Ok you've made your point Im not used to this kinda thing yet.  So
what are your plans for the day?"

	"Ive got an interview set up at 8:30 and im going to find a local
paper and look up other jobs incase that doesn't work out."

	"Do you need me to go with you?  That way you don't get lost."

	"Nah im going to mapquest it but thanks anyway.  I want to explore
a bit on my own, can't relie on you all the time."

	"Well you have my cell, call me if you need any help."

	"Yes mother I'll make sure to check in, whats my cerfew for
tonight."

	"Make it eight so we can get some dinner."

	"Oi vey what am I going to do with you?"

	"Theres nothing you can do but grin and bear it."

	They both finished getting dressed and ready for the day.  Ross
didn't have to be at work till later in the afternoon so he went to go hang
with some friends.  Kyle got his directions off the web while he nuked a
buritto for himself then was out the door.  When Kyle started on his way he
flipped through the radio channels trying to find a station he would like.
He stopped on a random station who's theme said "We play everything".  Ok
Kyle thought and what is their deffinition of everthing?  Just then a song
came on that brought a smile to his face One Night In Bangcock by Murry
Head.  Its a song from a rock opera called Chess from the late 80's.  Kyle
couldn't help himself and sang along.

	Bangkok, Oriental setting
	And the city don't know that the city is getting
	The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
	Show with everything but Yul Brynner

	Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
	Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
	All change - don't you know that when you
	Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

	It's Iceland... or the Philippines... or Hastings... or... or this
place!

	One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
	The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
	You'll find a god in every golden cloister
	And if you're lucky then the god's a she
	I can feel an angel sliding up to me

	One town's very like another
	When your head's down over your pieces, brother

	It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
	To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

	Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town...

	Tea, girls, warm, sweet, sweet
	Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

	Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
	Whose every move's among the purest
	I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

	One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
	Not much between despair and ecstasy
	One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
	Can't be too careful with your company
	I can feel the devil walking next to me

	Siam's gonna be the witness
	To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
	This grips me more than would a
	Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

	And thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it

	I don't see you guys rating
	The kind of mate I'm contemplating
	I'd let you watch, I would invite you
	But the queens we use would not excite you

	So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours

	One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
	The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
	You'll find a god in every golden cloister
	A little flesh, a little history
	I can feel an angel sliding up to me

	One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
	Not much between despair and ecstasy
	One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
	Can't be too careful with your company
	I can feel the devil walking next to me

	Not many people get the song you really have to know the play to
get half of it.  But the way he sings it and the gay undertones are enough
to make you laugh.  Needless to say this station ended up being set as the
first preset on the radio.  It tood kyle about twenty minutes and a few
good tunes to get to the restaurant and was still five minutes early for
the interview.  He went in and asked to speak with Erich the guy that owned
the place.  Out walked a man of about fifty or so, short standing at only
5'5" little on the stocky side from the look of him he seemed to be of a
mixed heratige.

E "Ah you must be the infamous Kyle nice to finally meet you in person."

	"Likewise, and what do you mean infamous?"

E "After we talked on the phone and you faxed your resume I called your
last employer.  He had a lot to say about you.  He said you have great
character and work ethic and your attendance is outstanding.  He said I
could always count on you.  In all the time he knew you you only called off
twice once for a death in the family and the other for a medical emergency
which he just laughed about.  I bet there is a story there?"

	"Ya I kicked a wall by accident and broke my foot but I was back to
work the next day.  Hurt like a bitch but I have a high tolerance for pain
and worked through it.  All the guys had a good time making fun of me."

E "Well Im already conviced to give you a shot how about we get you started
right away.  Can you work today?"

	"Sure I don't have any plans till dinner.  What should I start
with?"

E "I'll have one of the guys show you around and get you an apron, when
your done I'll give you a menu and go over your prep."

	"Ok just pick out who I get to annoy and torture with my incesent
questions."

E "Lets see I think Lisa is free.  Hey Lisa did you get that chicken
filleted yet?"

L "Ya just finished it up and put it in the walk-in."

	That voice Kyle knew that voice not to mention the name and body
attached to it.  Around the corner came Lisa, smart as a whip, sharp as a
tack, sweet as candy, with a big rack and even bigger auburn hair.  For a
moment they looked in eachothers eyes.  In that moment Erich saw fear maybe
a little hatred but at the same time there was love.

E "You to know eachother?"

	"Ya.. Um... Kinda... You see we sortof worked togather over one
summer about three years ago."

E "Good then there should be no problem with you showing Kyle around right
Lisa?"

L "Actually can you get someone else to I still have to cut all our veg and
some more butchering to do before lunch starts."

E "You can finish that after you show him around.  He can help you get it
done im sure the two of you can get it done in no time."

L "Fine shall we go then."

	Erich walked away thinking that whatever happened in the past they
could work out.  After that display it was obvious they had feelings for
one another.  Maybe just maybe they will end up back togather.  Lisa lead
Kyle around the restaurant explaining the various areas and what they were
used for.  He got to meet a few of the staff but didn't have the time at
the moment to remember any names since Lisa was dragging him around at a
brisk pace.  The dining room could hold roughly around a hundred guests at
anytime, the kitched was spacious with room for twenty or so people to be
able to move around and work.  Lisa ended the tour taking him into the
walk-in.  As soon as the door shut Lisa threw Kyle against the wall and
kissed him with as much fire as she could muster.  She pulled back and
gazed into his eyes.  Besides the shock of such a blatent move she saw
something even she couldn't deny.

L "So still gay huh?"

	"Well duh!  I can't believe you just did that what if someone saw
us?"

L "They would be jealous and think your a lucky guy.  Except for that shy
little busser every guy in here has been trying to get into my pants since
I started here."

	"Well ive been in those pants, no offence but they can have it.  I
don't do fish, once was to much."

	With that they both busted up laughing.  Kyle Pulled her into a
hug.

L "So what happened to you I know things got awquard between us after I got
you in the sack but I thought we could get passed that and still be
friends.  Instead you up and quit then dissapear on me."

	"I'm sorry after that night things got bad for me for a while my
grandpa died and my emotions were allover the place I just couldn't deal
with it.  I should have atleast called you but we knew that was going to
happen anyway when I had to go home for school."

L "I should be the sorry one I knew you were gay when I seduced yo...

	"Seduced, more like coerced and blackmailed me.  Im a slut and I
know it, as a matter of fact im kinda proud of it now.  If it wasn't for me
telling you about all the guys I nailed at the resort you wouldn't have
been able to threaten telling my boyfriend on me."

L "I know I know it was horrible of me to do that.  I never really would
have told him and I don't blame you for sleeping around on him from what
you had told me he wasn't taking care of your needs anyway.  Still you
can't blame me for wanting to be a substitute."

	"I may be very fuckable but hun you just don't do it for me.  How
about we put the past behind us and just be friends again."

L "I would love to and for the record Im married now."

	"Congrats, whos the lucky stiff?  And when did this happen?  You
always said you could never settle down."

L "His name is Jeremy and he is a teacher at WSU he is in the communication
department.  We got married three months ago but the real kicker is he is
ten years older then me."

	"That would make him?  What you are thirty now right?"

L "I'm only twentynine you shit."

	"Oh whatever you still with some old fart.  Ya know we have been in
here a long time they are going to wonder what we are doing in here."

L "Let them wonder it will be their fantasy for the day since Im not
wearing anything revealing."

	"I know but lets get to work anyway I need to impress the new boss
with my knife skills and besides its freezing in here.  Just look at my
nipples I could cut class with them."

L "Fine we can go work phooy on you."

	For the rest of the morning and into the afternoon they worked side
by side and indeed had all the prep done in no time.  When lunch started
Erich gave Kyle a menu and he got to plate a few of the dishes showing off
his knife skills and all he learned over the years working in various
restaurnts.  By the time 2:00 rolled around he had nailed the job and was
put on the schedule for the next week.  He also made plans with Lisa to
have dinner and meet her husband on Sunday.

	When he got back to the Dorm Ross was getting ready for work.  He
kept complaining how his friends wouldn't let him leave and how they were
all to busy getting wasted that he didnt have much of a good time.

	"I need some new friends all my old ones still act like punks back
in Jr. high.  We are adults, young adults but adults nonetheless and they
really need to grow up."

	"You may be right but don't just dismiss your friends right away
they could still suprise you afterall.  Sometimes maturaty takes some time
to seep in."

	"I know that but I don't think I can take it much longer it seems
like im the only one from the old hood to be trying to make something of
themselves.  But anyway I have to get out of here I hope im not to late its
a good thing my manager has the hots for me she never gets mad at me.  Im
only working a few hours tonight so I will be back around 8:00 and we can
go grab something.  OK?"

	"Sure im just going to get cleaned up and take a nap getting back
to work has worn me out."

	"Oh almost forgot Taz stopped by earlier he seemed upset and was
trying to find you.  Did you guys get in a fight last night?"

	"No I thought we had a lot of fun I'll check on him later.  Now go
get to work I'll see you later."

	After Ross left Kyle took a quick stroll down to Taz's room but he
wasn't in.  Kyle couldn't figure out what would have Taz upset, but for now
a shower and a nap was in order.  Kyle took a quick rinse then laid down in
no time he was fast asleep.  About and hour into his nap he awoke with a
start hearing a hard pounding on the door.  Kyle wraped his sheet around
him and went to the door.  When he opened it he couldn't believe what he
saw....


Well should I continue with this or is everyone already bored with it?  I
havnt gotten much of a responce weather anyone likes it I think after four
chapter I would have more then five emails about it.  Anyway all comments
welcome at ujinmo@yahoo.com