Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2015 23:40:38 -1000
From: Kyle Weaver <krazytop@gmail.com>
Subject: the douchebag and the hole Part 8

Part VIII


It was a quiet night; at least, it was quiet enough that I could hear the
power lines outside my window buzzing.  In fact, a lot had been quiet
recently.

In many ways, Duke and I were acting like we had never met—though if he
passed me in the hall, he seemed oddly prone to adjust his junk—as long
as no one else was around.

I would just look away and move on.

I was getting better at not thinking about him.  I hadn't really thought
about Duke since the last time I thought about not thinking about him a few
days before.

Thanksgiving was coming up after just a couple more days of school.  I was
glad for the excuse to go home.

Joey hadn't talked much to me.  I think he was still processing what I had
said.

Erica was right, I decided: it was good to take some time to myself.

When the time came, I headed home with the pumpkin pie that didn't have
pieces missing, hoping it would be presentable and not too old.  The
extended family scattered in every few minutes after me.  A few of them
asked how Joey was doing, and I told them about the park, leaving out
almost everything important.

I closed my eyes when I tasted the familiarity of my mom's cooking.
Butter-soaked turkey, fresh picked and rinsed cranberries with yogurt,
greasy stuffing with celery and raisins baked in, sparkling apple cider,
garlic pepper potatoes, crisp salad with cheese, creamy dressing, croutons,
and scalding gravy.

At night we played charades and took bets on what my drunken uncle would
break.  My mom had hidden most of the vases, but she had left out this
ceramic yak figurine my dad bought on a trip to Europe, as well as a few
other of our most garish knick-knacks.  My dad was happy she was finally
willing to put them out again (they had spent a great deal of time
mysteriously misplaced in the old microwave in the garage).

My Uncle George didn't break the yak till past midnight, and I had bet on
the glass California Raisins figurines.  My cousin Billy and I owed his
mother a dollar each.

I had Friday and most of the weekend to spend with old friends.  I decided
to make an appearance at Gameworks this time, and we played some Pacman,
dancing games, and Mario-Cart.  Erica won most of the games, but for
whatever reason, she could never, ever beat me at air hockey.  She really
got vicious toward the end.

"Have you been doping?  Freak-ass reflexes!"

She threw her plastic sombrero thing on the ground.

I didn't see Joey there, so I texted him.

<Can I stop by your place tomorrow before I head back to my dorms?>

<Sure.  Okay.>

The subway howled that night.  The tunnel hung in an eerie mist as the
wheels ground against the track.  Part of me wondered what it would feel
like to walk through it.

I wasn't sure what to say.  When Joey and I finally were face to face, it
was silent for a while.  Then it just bubbled over.

"Holden—are you still hung up on Duke?"

"I thought we were just going to forget about that."

"Sometimes, it isn't so easy."

I nodded, looking down.  "I want to forget about him, Joey."

"Not sure that is even true.  Maybe you just want impossible things."

"Joey—what do you want?"

He sighed.  "During our fight, there were a couple guys that asked me to
coffee or to the movies.  And I turned them down--while you were out
gallivanting--as I waited for you to regain your senses.  But the truth
is—it's appealing, the thought of a guy that wants nothing more than to
be with a guy like me.  And with you—it just feels like you are bored
with me.  At first I thought it was a phase, an early midlife crisis that
you would get through.  Now I feel like you travelled somewhere far
away—and maybe won't come back.  Can you please--just be really, really
honest with me?"

"There's still a part of me that wants adventure—an adventure that I
don't know if I can have with you.  But maybe that's okay."

He rubbed his eye.  "And maybe it's not?"

"I don't know."

"Did you ever love me?"

"At this point—I just don't understand romance at all."

"It seems like you don't want to be the bad guy that dumps his boyfriend
for no reason, but you don't want to be with me anymore either.  You want
to prove to yourself—or maybe to someone else—that you can get along
just fine, living in the past.  And if that's the case—then maybe you
shouldn't repeat what I'm about to tell you, and just give it some time to
percolate instead.  Holden—we just aren't who we used to be together.
It's that simple.  It's best for us to move on.  I'm going to cash in on my
spring admittance to Baylor College, and transfer next semester.  The only
reason I didn't go was because I wanted to stay close to you, but that just
seems silly now.  And, well, that should make things a hell of a lot easier
for you."

"Are you sure?"

He nodded, and I held him.  He exhaled, and embraced me.

"I will miss you," Joey said.  "And I meant what I said.  You don't have to
tell everyone we've broken up right away.  It's fair game—to make
bastards squirm."

I was back on the subway soon enough, the Thanksgiving weekend whirlwind
now behind me, a hazy blur in my mind.  I had been distracted all weekend,
and the time just snuck past, till I found myself at the end of a tradition
or two.  Now, as the wheels jerked, it felt as though they were performing
a ritual--launching me forward--like a field goal kick after a
touchdown—but without the cheering.

Things were starting to grow quieter in the dorms, as people realized how
packed their schedules had to be with end-of-the-year projects and exams.
I spent a lot of time at my library job, where I could multitask.  Day by
day, I felt that I thought about Joey and Duke a little bit less.  As Erica
had said, there was more to my life than them--than guys in general.

My coworkers at the library threw a study session at a coffee house, and I
felt—FINALLY—that I was starting to make new friends.  My old high
school group couldn't be a crutch forever.

By the time Thursday rolled around, and I heard a pounding on my door, it
caught me by surprise.

I opened the door slowly.  "Hi, Duke," I said, avoiding his eyes.

"Are we still friends?" He asked.

"Sure; whatever."

"With benefits?  Just kidding.  Listen, there is a warehouse party
tomorrow, and somehow I got Victoria and Clarissa to meet us there—but
you have to show up."

"So you want me to help you hook up with Clarissa, so you can cheat on your
girl-hole again."

"It's over with her.  She was getting clingy and going on and on about
fights with her friends and manager and mother.  Blah blah blah.  Plus, I
think you were right that she might push to be exclusive.  She had to go."

"Well—I see how that could be such a big problem for you.  Though I
don't see why I should help you with anything."

"Why not?  If you've really moved on, you shouldn't care one way or the
other.  Besides, in some weird way, I kind of miss you."

"Victoria's going?"

"Yeah."

"Fine," I said, sighing.

Duke lit up.  "Yeah, Holden, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

He put his hand on my shoulder but I shrugged it off.  Duke wrinkled his
lips and raised an eyebrow.  "See you at 8:00 tomorrow night.  Unless you
want to go to Organic Friday.  We almost have enough signatures."

"I think I'll pass," I said.  He shook his head as he walked away, running
his hand down his body.

I worked long hours at the library the next day.  It stayed pretty quiet,
thankfully, even when it was basically full, so I was able to get some
reading in.  It was a little bit easier to not think about Duke tonight,
oddly—like how you don't think about traumatizing events from childhood,
or maybe more like an upcoming orchestra recital where suddenly all of the
practice is forgotten in a frenzied panic.

Anyway, I wasn't thinking about him.

When I got back to my room, Duke was outside waiting for me.

He was wearing the sky-blue button up he had never returned to me, with
skin-tight jeans.  They made his eyes stand out, inviting me to get lost in
them.

"Holden?" he said, gripping my shoulder.

I didn't shake him off this time.

"Let me get ready."

I keyed into my room, and Duke followed, shutting the door.  Then, I rifled
through my closet, picking out a claret-colored polo and some skinny jeans.

"Are you gonna watch me change?" I asked.

"Not like there's anything I haven't seen already."

I sighed and stripped.  I had this feeling in the pit of my stomach that
once I was naked, Duke would pin me down and take control of my body.  My
dick twitched.

Luckily, that didn't happen.  He just smiled at me from the other side of
the room.

He grabbed a water bottle from his room and we were off, back in the subway
again.  I had to focus as I sat next to him, and his smell--the mixture of
Axe and sweat--boxed me in.

I wasn't attracted to him anymore.  I just had to fight off some gut
reflexes.

He handed me the bottle after a while, and I took a swill.

I almost spat it out.

I had tasted alcohol once before, when I was at Joey's house for dinner,
and they let us drink wine.  Even at the wine and cheese kickback I never
got around to it, with Duke's high jinks and all.  This was only remotely
familiar—it was so strong, and harsh, and devoid of most any flavor but
the alcohol itself.

"What is that?" I asked.

He leaned in and breathed in my ear, "Vodka, bitch."

He draped his arm around my back, squeezing my shoulder.  I should have
been mad.  Instead my dick jumped, straining at my senses, and my thoughts
garbled.  I took another swig.

Guys like Duke don't care about guys like me.

My mind flashed to the bubbles invading my room, the moving pictures
flashing, and the fireflies.  They floated into my life, uninvited, but I
liked them there.

Duke was either oblivious to my emotions, or he liked pushing my buttons.

It was torture—

But hell, was it fun.

What was wrong with me?  Being called a bitch was an insult.  It was fucked
up that he did it, and even more fucked up that I seemed to it see it so
playfully now.

I had thought I preferred everything orderly.  But I liked getting fucked
up a little.

There was that one last button he wouldn't push.  He had no problem fucking
pussy, but he had a problem with--

For a moment, I forgot my plan; I forgot why I had to push Duke away.  I
just looked at him, at his chiseled face, glittering eyes, gel-spiked hair,
and bulging, masculine form, tucked under my sky-blue button-up that he
would never give back.  I thought about myself—average, boring me.  And
in that moment, I felt so inadequate.

The subway car jerked and I remembered.  I didn't have to impress Duke.  He
wasn't worth it.

We finished the vodka bottle before we even got to our stop.


It wasn't the grandest of affairs. It was basically a shack with a black
light, dirty music pounding, and a gaggle of human bodies writhing up and
down.

We found Victoria and Clarissa in a side area that was set up as a kind of
lounge.  They didn't have air hockey, but they did have pool.

I couldn't hear the conversation.  I wasn't quite close enough and the
music was too loud.

I followed them to the dance floor and we arranged in a kind of circle.  I
tried not to look at Duke for too long.  His favorite thing seemed to be to
pump his fists and flex his biceps in time with the beat.  Eventually,
Victoria moved closer to me, and draped her arms around me.  I didn't know
what to do, so I let her lead, as we shifted our weight back and forth.

Duke made Clarissa turn around so he could grind against her ass.  His hand
kept wandering up her chest and she kept batting it away at the last
moment.  His mouth was on her ear.

I felt a sense of relief when she turned back around.

We danced as a circle again, then, when we got to a slow song, moved back
to the lounge.  Duke seemed to be stumbling a lot—falling into Clarissa
at every opportunity.

"A group of us are going to rent a cabin upstate near the slopes the
weekend after finals," Victoria yelled.  "If you guys want to go."

"Sure," Duke said.

"Clarissa and I should head back," Victoria said, her eyes flickering
toward Duke.  "We don't want you to think we are the wrong kind of girls.
It was fun seeing you guys again."

Duke nodded.

After they left, he pulled me in and I felt his wet lips on my ear.  "Want
to go to your kind of place?"

I swiveled, looked into his eyes—and nodded.

It was only about a block away.  Duke's ability to walk straight improved
dramatically.

It was funny—this was the second time that as soon as we were away from
the girls, Duke seemed much less drunk than he had just minutes before.  It
was as though he wasn't even trying his hardest to hook up with
Clarissa—just trying to make it look like he was.

I felt my distaste for Duke soften by the tiniest of margins.

The next warehouse was far livelier.  Most of the couples dancing were
guys.  The M.C. was a feisty drag queen, who between every few songs would
announce some observation she had made, some type of liquor that was on
sale, or celebrate something random, like that it was Noam Chomsky's
birthday.  She stood on a stage that flared out into two runways that
doubled as bars.  The drag queen, when she got bored, would walk across a
runway, careful to avoid stepping on people's hands or on their beverages,
in order to make intense conversation with the unsuspecting people
clutching drinks just below.

"Want to dance?" Duke asked.

I nodded.  Duke had taught me not to hesitate—and just to let myself
feel things out.

It wasn't long before he had me turned around and his hands were roaming up
my chest.  When he squeezed my pectorals, I let him.  We rose and fell with
the music; I could feel his rhythmic breath on my ear--then his invading
tongue.

I whimpered—feeling so helpless.

He started to dry-hump me, matching the beat of the song.  There was no
pretense to it.  His hardening cock parted my ass cheeks, straining against
our jeans, nuzzling into the bedding it had dug for itself.

"Tell me you missed me."

I turned around and whispered back.  "Maybe just a little."  I craned my
neck, leaning toward his lips, but he tilted his head up and the moment
passed.

The music stopped suddenly and the drag queen's microphone crackled.

"It's time," she boomed, "FOR LADY'S CHOICE!"

A bunch of the others started hooting, cheering, and clapping.

"You know what that means.  I get to choose six of you—any six—and
they have to be go-go boys for the rest of the night.  That's right!  They
get to be on stage with me—Mango Musketoon.  I know what you are
thinking.  `What a privilege.'  Right?  What lucky boys!"

She straddled a spotlight, pointing it around the dance floor, stopping
when someone caught her eye.  The first guy she picked looked like he might
be a football player.  The second was a skinny goth kid, which made me
realize she wasn't going for any one type.  God, I hoped she wouldn't pick
me.  The third guy she stopped on made a fuss.  He shook his head and was
soundly booed, even getting a plastic beer cup (still full) thrown at his
head.

I gulped.

The drag queen re-chose a taller guy as her third selection, then a really
hairy guy, and a dazed twink.

I really hoped she wouldn't choose me.

I felt a sense of dread as the spotlight hit my eyes.

Then it moved on, settling just next to me.

"Isn't he cute?" Mango asked.  The crowd hollered, the spotlight stopped on
Duke.

He shrugged at me, then walked over to the steps onto the stage with the
others.

"Alright, alright," Mango said, arranging them in a line.  "Now, being a
go-go boy for Mango isn't just an honor—it's a competition.  And whoever
wins gets a prize."  A little scoreboard flickered on.  "The first order of
business: first boy in nothing but his boxers gets the first point."

The guys on stage raced out of their clothes, with the goth and twink kids
a little slow on the uptake.

The hairy guy won.

"Very good," Mango said, touching his furry chest.  She pulled out a big
black marker, and drew a six on his cheek.  "Let's give go-go boy Six the
first point!  Geez, I usually draw the numbers on guys' chests, but I don't
know if anyone could read through that jungle."

He was granted a point on the scoreboard.  She drew big numbers on the
chests of all the rest of her boys.  Duke got a big number one.

"The next order of business.  Teaching you how to be a go-go boys.  You
know it's actually very easy?  There is one very, very simple trick.  You
wanna know what it is?"  She lowered her voice to an overtone.  "In time
with the beat—standing up--you just pretend you are having SEX."

She paired the hairy guy with the goth guy, the football guy with the
taller guy, and Duke with the twinky guy.

"Alright, Tarzan and Dracula.  Show us what you got."

Number six and the gothic guy stared at each other as each other as Mango
put on a song for them to dance to.

"Come on boys.  One of you has to take the lead."

Apparently, `Dracula' took the lead, spinning `Tarzan' around and sliding
up against him in time with the song.

"Ooh, not bad boys!  Mmm, yeah, that fur sure is something to sink your
teeth into."

The goth boy feigned like he was biting the other guy's neck, and the crowd
roared.

"Alright, Michael Cera and Adonis."

She was referring to that twinky boy and Duke, who replaced the others on
center stage.

The boy was slamming his ass into Duke before Mango could even start the
song.  The crowd cheered when the music started, and they fell into rhythm.
`Michael Cera' craned his neck, his mouth open, with his tongue hanging out
as he panted and licked at the air.  He moved closer to my Adonis, but Duke
pushed his head away and wagged a finger.

The crowd groaned.

"Last couple," Mango said.  "Tim Tebow and Fezzik."

First the football guy took the lead; then they switched.  When he craned
his neck toward `Fezzik', their lips grazed, and the crowd lit up.

"Let's do this democratically," Mango said.  "Make noise if you vote for
Couple 1."

There were scattered cheers.

"Couple 2?"

I made some noise for Duke.

"Couple 3."

The crowd boomed.  Mango awarded them a point each.

"Alright, boys.  Let's do the train."

She had all six get in a line for the next song.  They danced up against
each other, and we scream-voted again.

This time—Duke--with his flirtatious motions, cocky expressions,
rippling muscles, and skin-tight boxers, managed to wrangle up his first
point and get in the game.

"I think you boys are ready for your first solo dances.  Alright,
let's--spread our wings."

She sent three guys on each run-way, dispersing them evenly on the
countertop of the bar.

"If anyone up here is your special man, it's time to show some support.
Come to the bar and buy a drink for a front seat!"

I walked over to the bar, sitting down, my face now inches from Duke's
feet.  I peered between his diamond-strong calves, ordering a coke.  It was
highly distracting.

"Want me to spike that?" the bar-tender asked.

I pointed to my off-color wristband and the bartender rolled his eyes,
adding a splash of something to the coke anyway.  The song started—and I
peered slowly up at Duke's body.

His muscles seemed to flex in time with the rising beat; his lithe calves
seemed to flow into his quadriceps and thighs.  The song lyrics broke out,
and I could hear the words clearly.


     There's a road that curls between us
     And you loom up ahead
     I wonder if it connects us
     Or separates us instead

His luscious cock stretched his tight boxers to their limits as he humped
the air, matching the beat of the song.  His abdominals flexed, rippling
with the sweat that rolled down from his shadowy pectoral cliffs, making
little webbed trails that cut this way and that way across his tight skin.

     I try to fit the pieces
     Into our collage
     Yet no vehicle can voyage
     Into your mirage

At times, his cut muscles would shred beads of sweat, and they would fall
on me.  One hit my nose, and I breathed in Duke's smell, letting it consume
me.

     A speck on the horizon
     Slowly starting to take shape
     Is it a trail for me to follow?
     Or a path for your escape

There were people crowding around us now, running their hands over the
parts of Duke's body, and jamming one dollar bills into his boxer-briefs.

     I want it to be real
     I want to feel the clutch
     Our bodies and our souls
     Mingle till we touch

I closed my eyes, and relived our dance from before in my mind, when Duke
was wrapped around me; stepping, shifting, taunting; his tongue was in my
ear; he made me admit the truth.

     I don't know what we'll find
     At the end of the line
     If I will be yours
     Or you will be mine

I looked up at Duke again, surveying his square chin, his wide dimples, his
accentuated smile, his glittering eyes, and his gelled-up hair.  He looked
down at me with an expression of cocky bliss, like he knew something
important about the universe that I did not.

In that moment, I felt something I either hadn't felt before, or hadn't let
in.

I felt devoted to Duke—the one that stood above me, so much like a God.

He wasn't though.  He was a man; flawed, yet wonderful.  I leaned forward
and kissed his foot, soft and slow.


     I'll make the journey
     Not knowing how it ends
     I'll ride the ups and downs
     The jostling; the bends

I nuzzled into his leg and hugged it tight.

     I'll let my soul guide me
     Along the misty pike
     The fog of the unknown
     Is something that I like

When the song ended, I remembered myself, and let go.  He looked down on
me, biting his tongue in the corner of his mouth.  He looked like something
had dawned on him.

I stayed quiet as the crowd scream-voted again, lost in a haze.
Apparently, Duke and Tarzan had been selected as finalists.

Mango had them each do individual dances with a stripper pole on center
stage.

I gathered myself enough to shout for Duke when the voting came—and sure
enough, he won.

"Four free tickets," Mango bellowed, "so you and your boys can come back!"
She shined the spotlight on me, and his twinky dance partner and an
unsuspecting person in amongst the throng.  The crowd clapped, and the
competitors put their clothes back on.

Duke found me a minute later, rubbing my shoulder.  "Are you ready to go?"

I nodded, my mouth half-open, afraid to look into his eyes again.  The
crowd seemed a lot tighter now that everyone had seen Duke with his shirt
off, but we trudged through.

I barely remembered the subway ride back.  It was another blur; a rush; a
moment.

We were in Duke's room again before I knew it.  He seemed dizzy again.  I
helped him out of his clothes and into his bed.  When I motioned to leave,
he wrapped his arms around me, and pulled me into his bed beside him.

"I don't want you to go tonight," he said, nibbling my ear.

I couldn't really get away if I wanted to—but I didn't.  I crawled into
bed beside him, then looked away.

"Take off your clothes," he breathed.

I got naked slowly, afraid to really move.

He curled against me till our bodies touched.

I exhaled.  I turned facedown with my ass up behind me, flexing from the
tension in the room.  Duke moved over me, breathing in my ear.

"How does that Christmas song go where they play bongo drums for baby
Jesus?  `Dump dump dump dump!  Dump dump dump dump!'"  Duke played my ass
with like drums, padding on my skin with his palms.

"Duke--stop," I said, laughing.

There was a minute of near silence—nothing but beating hearts.

"Your dick is hard isn't it?" He asked.

"So?" I said sheepishly.

He groaned, holding me tightly, grinding his crotch against my bare ass.
His cock lay flat between our bodies, spreading my ass cheeks apart.

He waited again, and I tried to keep my breathing quiet.

"You want me to fuck you, don't you?"

"Duke—"

He didn't let me finish.  He pinned my face against pillow, muffling my
words.

"Sure, you could answer with words.  But that's not what you want, is it?
You don't like admitting it out loud, at least, not yet.  That's why you
resort to wrapping your legs around my body, or studying naked, adjusting
yourself to make sure your hole glints up at me, or grinding your ass into
my cock.  You like to pretend it is all incidental.  When you talk with
words, your thoughts get too involved; you get confused.  I want you to
talk with your body.  So let's try this again.  You want me to fuck you,
don't you?"

I had learned not to hesitate.  Duke had taught me.

I wouldn't wait anymore.  I controlled my breathing; I corralled my heart.

Then, slowly, I pushed my ass into the air.

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