Date: Thu, 11 Feb 2016 20:31:37 +0000 (UTC)
From: Robert Furlong <robert.furlong@rocketmail.com>
Subject: What Happened in Harvey's Room Part 2

WHAT HAPPENED IN HARVEY'S ROOM
PART 2: SLOPPY SECONDS
by Robert Furlong

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It turned out to be totally different from playing around with girls.  For
a start, we didn't even get on his bed together and there was cuddling each
other or anything like that.

I just hitched the front of my jeans down so my aching hard-on sprung up,
and Harvey pulled the back of his down and leaned over a chair.  His hairy
arse crack gaped open and I shuffled up behind him with my purple acorn
level with where his dirt-box would be.

"Just work yer cock up me arse and tell me when yer gettin' close to
nuttin' off," he said.  "Then I'll bash meself off real fast so we both cum
together."

"It's not exactly romantic," I told him.

"It's not supposed to be, you pussy!" he laughed.  "It's just a bum-job
between two mates... you use my butt muscles to hold yer prick like you was
wanking yerself off with it.  It's not like we're gonna be boyfriends or
any shit like that!"

"I thought ya said it was dead horny and like the next level up or
somethin'..."

"It is," he nodded, turning to look at me over his shoulder, "but not in a
lovey-dovey sorta way.  It's horny 'cause it's two dudes doin' it with each
other, and we're both sweaty and hairy and stinky and that's what makes it
so fuckin' hardcore!"

I didn't really get it but whacking off looking at Costa's whiffy arse
crack had sure got me boned up, so I figured shagging Harvey up his might
be fun too.

"Okay, so do I rim you out first?" I asked.

"If you wanna," he smirked.  "I reckon you'd like it!"

"I'll give it a go," I said, kneeling down behind his arse.  "But if it's
too shitty, I'll just get back up and bum ya with me dick instead."

"Fair enough," Harvey agreed, and I had a good look at his skanky arse
right in front of me.

It looked god awful if I'm honest.  He was really spotty where his cheeks
must rub together and the inside of his dugout was a thick tangled forest
of black, wiry hair.  I could already smell his butt-stink wafting from all
the fuzz and the way it was all clumped together about two-thirds down made
it clear this was going to taste of dookie.

"Come on, eat my bum out, Grant!  You'll fuckin' love it," Harvey urged me.
"This is a prime piece o' boy-cunt, mate!"

Except there wasn't anything cuntish about it at all.  It didn't look like
a gash and it sure as hell didn't smell like one.  It was another lad's
half-wiped arse and I couldn't believe I was actually considering shoving
my face into it.

I was just about to stand up and say, "Naah... I'll just shag ya, mate,"
when Harvey made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

He said, "If you lick it, Grant, I'll suck your knob to get it wet so you
can slide it up me."

"You'll suck my cock?" I checked with him.  That sounded like a pretty good
deal.  I love getting my dick sucked.

"Sure I will," he said.  "It'll save fannying about wi' lube."

"Okay," I agreed, pleased with my side of the deal.

Someone had told me that guys give the best blow jobs because they know how
dicks work and what feels good.  I'd never had chance to test out the
theory, though, as I'd never done sex stuff with a dude apart from the odd
wank off now and then.

"Thing is, though," he said, "you have to proper lick my hole.  I love the
feel of it and girls won't go near it."

"You've asked a girl to lick your arsehole?" I said back, hardly believing
a lad would ask a girl to do something like that.  I mean, it seemed like
the sort of thing one skanky lad might do to another, dicking around
together like we were now, but to ask a girl to put her mouth between your
butt-cheeks seemed totally out-of-order to my derf way of looking at
things.

"They won't even touch it, mate.  Not even a little chocolate finger."

"Okay, if you suck my knob I'll lick yer brown eye.  I'm not shoving me
tongue up it, though.  If you want that, I reckon yer'll have to ask
stink-fiend Whitehouse!"

"Been there, done that!" Harvey chuckled.

I laughed back and grabbed Harvey's bum-cheeks and prized them wider apart.
I could see his ringpiece in the nest of fur inside his crack, looking red
and swollen from having other lads' dicks shoved up it.  I suddenly
wondered if Whitehouse's tongue was the only bit of him that had pushed its
way into Harvey's butt.

I pushed my face right into the middle of his hairy stink and licked at the
puffy hole like I would if it was a cunt.  Harvey gasped and started
shaking as he wanked his dick off and I lapped at his hot sticky ring,
tasting how strong and bitter the slime was smeared around it.

He reached back and grabbed my head, pushing my face deeper into his
butt-crack and I started kissing his hole like I would a pussy, eating it
out and sucking gently at its pucker.

This was no way like licking a girl out, but it was surprisingly hot once
you got past this being another lad's bunghole that you had your face
pressed into.  Once you just accepted the smell and the taste for what they
were and enjoyed that you were getting a faceful of boy-bum, it was
actually seriously horny and I felt my cock throbbing as it stood upwards
at full mast.

Letting go of one of his cheeks, I reached down to jerk myself off.
Enjoying the feel of my hand on my knob, I went in deeper and pushed my
tongue up the tunnel I'd said that I wouldn't.  Harvey panted and kept
thanking me over and over, and I worked my tongue in and out of him like I
was loosening up a girl before I fuck her.

Which I kind of was with his arse.  Getting him all wet before I stood back
up and bummed him.

I pulled back and said, "Come on, then, suck my cock so I can shove it up
ya!"

I stood up and he swivelled around grinning at my big boner, and he said,
"Do you see now, Grant?  Doin' sex stuff with dudes can be totally fuckin'
hot!"

"It's different from with girls," I admitted, as he knelt down in front of
me.  "There's less messin' about... no kissin' and huggin' and cutesie
stuff..."

He grabbed me by the arse and clamped his jaws around my dick, slurping up
and down it as he worked up a steady rhythm.

"Ah yeah!" I sighed.  "That feels dead nice, that does!"

He was doing stuff with his tongue under my bell-end that I'd never felt a
girl do.

I told him, starting to pant with the pleasure of it, "I like the way we
just get down to it like this and both get what we want... there's no
titsin' around with dates and presents and foreplay and shit."

He sort of grunted in agreement and threw me a thumbs-up.  Then he started
really sucking at my slit, rubbing his tongue around my cock head and
making me gasp and squirm with the sheer awesomeness of it.

Standing there with Harvey kneeling in front of me slobbering away at my
dick, I wondered if the term 'blowjob' came from the way girls would
usually do it, huffing and puffing over the thing and licking it like a
lolly.  Harvey was doing it with his mouth wrapped around the whole girth
of my cock, sucking the dribble out from my piss-slit like he loved the
taste of what my balls were churning out.

"Jesus, I'm getting close, mate," I gasped.

He pulled back and stood up and swivelled around to offer me with his
licked-out arsehole.

"Come on, then, bum me, Grant!  Grab my hips and butt-fuck me as hard as ya
like!"

I'd almost forgotten I was due to shag him up the backdoor, the head he'd
been giving me had felt so fucking cosmic.

I did what he'd said and held onto waist as I pressed my bloated cock head
hard against his plump puckered ring.

"Shove it up me," he urged.  "Come on, slide it up my arse!"

I grinned, liking how much he enjoyed having his turd-cutter porked, and
started easing my thick shaft up into his hot, sticky bowels.

He farted and I laughed, "Aw, ya could've waited, mate!  That fuckin'
reeks, that does!"

"If you think that's bad," he chuckled, "wait until yer humpin' me for
proper!"

I grabbed his shoulders for leverage and slid the last few inches of my
knob up his mud-chute.  Then I started sliding it in and out, sniffing at
the stink we were making doing sex up the bum.

"I can see what ya mean about it being horny," I told him.  "It's dirty as
fuck, this!  It's proper fuckin' raunchy!"

"Do you like it?" he asked, grinning up at me over his shoulder as he bent
forwards to take as much of my dick as he could.

"I do... yeah!" I laughed.  "It feels like fuckin' a girl's tight fanny but
it stinks like bummin' a lad's shitty arse!"

He farted again and I started banging him harder, making long fast strokes
in and out of his hairy gape.

"Let me know when yer gettin' close, Grant," he muttered towards the
carpet.  "It'll feel better for you if I nut off when you do."

Suddenly the door opened and Whitehouse leered into the room.  I stopped
fucking Harvey and just stood there like a prat, holding onto him with my
cock wedged between his buns.

"I fuckin' knew you was gonna let him shag you," he grinned at Harvey.  "I
could see how much you liked the look of his dong!"

He saw how shocked I looked - how blown-out I felt at getting caught
ball-deep up another lad's arse - and laughed.  "Don't fuckin' sweat-it,
dude!  Finish yerself off and then I'll have my turn on him too!"

He undid his belt and zipper and yanked his trousers and undies down to the
tops of his thighs.  His own thick schlong sprung up, looking a good few
inches longer than mine now that it was properly out from his jeans.

Like Harvey, he'd got hard again very quickly.  Maybe that's why he'd come
back to Harvey's room - maybe after jazzing off over Costa's bum he fancied
getting his dick up the real thing for a second coming.

I started fucking Harvey's bum again and Whitehouse came over and stood
next to me to take a better look at my cock sliding in and out from the
hairy crack.

He bent over so he was really close to Harvey's cheeks and inhaled deeply
the smell of our boy-to-boy sex.

"Aw, it fuckin' stinks!" he chuckled, grabbing his cock and wanking himself
off as he sniffed Harvey's dumpster getting shafted.  "I love the smell of
a butt-fuck!  There's nothin' as fuckin' horny!"

"I kinda like it too," I smirked.  "It's so totally different from shaggin'
a girl!"

He grinned back at me, watching me do his mate up the bum, and said, "For a
newbie yer a fast learner!"

I kept bumming Harvey, liking that Whitehouse was stood there watching us,
and liking that his cock was on full bone as he waited for his turn to take
my place once I'd creamed my nut.

He reached behind me and pulled the back of my jeans and pants down,
saying, "Let's see yer arse while ya shag him!"

I let him see my bare bum flexing as I thrust back and forth against
Harvey's cheeks and he grinned and said, "That is fuckin' well nice, that
is!"

Then he surprised me by running his fingers up and down my hairy crack and
then raised them to his nose to see how I smell between my cheeks.

"You wasn't lyin' when you said you stink back there!" he leered.

He went in for another feel, really smearing my fudge-stink right across
his fingers as he groped around my hot, sticky butt-fur, and then smirked
at me broadly as he took a long, deep sniff of it.

"Yer arse is fuckin' well hot, dude!" he said.  And then he rubbed the head
of his cock with his stinky fingers, daubing his drool onto the smell of my
crack.

He sniffed again, letting out a long sigh of pleasure, and I realised he
was getting off on what it would smell like if he was shagging me.  That
was what he was sniffing, the sleazy reek of my arse mixed with the cheesy
whiff of his cock.

So then he said, "Let me fuck you while yer bummin' him!"

I snapped back, "No way, dude!"

I wasn't ready for that.

"Go on," he kept at it, rubbing his fingers into my butt-crack again.
"You'll fuckin' love it... you doin' him... me doin' you!"

He raised his hand back to his nose and inhaled what my sweaty mulch had
left on his fingers.  "Just bend over a bit... I'll work it up ya nice and
slow," he pleaded.  "Come on, I love to smell an arse as ripe as yours
gettin' knobbed!"

I said back, "Look, if ya like me arse that much, you can rim me out while
I fuck him.  That's all I'll let ya do."

"Yeah?" he asked, as if he was surprised that I'd let him.

"I said ya could, so ya can.  But ya better hurry up though, 'cause I'm not
gonna last long with his bunghole munchin' at me dick!"

Whitehouse moved around behind me, crouched down and I felt his breath
against my cheeks as he savoured the flavour from between them.  I looked
down between my legs and saw his hand bashing away up and down his prick as
he sniffed my hairy gape.

I felt dead horny that my bum was turning Whitehouse on so much, and I
grabbed Harvey's hips and held them steady, then bummed his arse as fast as
I could so we were making loud clapping noises.

He gasped, "Oh fuck, yeah!  Shag me real hard, Grant!  Fast as ya can!"

Whitehouse's face pushed into my rut and I felt his tongue, hot and slimy,
licking around my grizzly.  It felt really great to have a lad's face
between my buns while I was fucking another one up dead rough up his
shitter.  It felt real dirty like we were proper scags or something, and I
felt my cock throb has hard as it gets at how nasty we were being doing bum
sex together as three horny lads.

"I'm gonna cum!" I cried out.  "My balls are gonna explode!"

"Fuckin' go for it!" Harvey called back.

And I felt Whitehouse's tongue actually licking up my pooper.

I shot off really deep inside Harvey's fudge tunnel, thrusting right up him
as my junk filled up his bowels.

Before I'd even finished nutting off, Whitehouse was pushing me aside,
desperate to use Harvey's spunk-coated butt-hole to empty his own bollocks.

"Oh Jesus!" he gasped, using my jizz juice as lube as he pounded against
his mate's arse.  "Ya don't fancy rimming me out, Grant...?  To help me
finish off, like I helped you...?"

I wasn't in the mood now, though.  It was bad enough having to wipe
Harvey's crud off my stinking dick, never mind shove my face in the hairy
trench between Whitehouse's cheeks.

So instead I just shuffled up behind him and worked my hand into his crack
as he enjoyed his sloppy seconds.  I rubbed around his hole - Jesus, it
felt more bloated and gaping than even Harvey's had - and worked a finger
up inside his slippery sludge pipe.

"Ah, yeah!  Finger-fuck me, dude!" he called out, really slamming his hips
against Harvey's splayed butt.

I worked my finger in and out of his over-stretched ringpiece, smiling at
how obvious it was that he liked to take cock as well as give it.  I bent
in towards his ear and whispered, "Next time, I'll rim ya... then I'll bum
ya dead hard like ya love it!"

Bloody hell!  Who'd have thought I'd ever say something like that to
another lad!

He grinned at me and I felt his dookie tunnel squeezing and clamping around
my finger as his thick cock pumped endless squirts of goop to join mine up
inside Harvey's bowels.

Once his hips had stopped bucking, I pulled my finger out of him - it
looked even worse than my dick had after sliding out of Harvey's butt.
Just then Harvey called out, "Keep it up there... keep it inside!"

I thought he was talking to me but it turned he was saying it to
Whitehouse.

"I wanna cum with yer dick up my arse," he panted, beating his rock hard
prick off as fast as he could.  "Keep it up there... keep fucking me until
I've finished off..."

Whitehouse grinned and kept sliding his softening dick in and out even
though the squelchy sounds of spunk slopping out of the manhole we'd both
used were totally heinous.

"He does this," he smirked at me.  "He likes it up him 'til he's finished
creamin' off!"

I smiled back.  It was good to know the drill.

Harvey didn't take long to start shooting.  Having a todger up his turd-box
- even a droopy one that had spent its muck - sure as hell did it for him.
He was gasping and grunting as his spunk was splashing all over the carpet
and his knackers were leaping about between his legs like a pair of
oversized jumping beans.

Once the show was over, Whitehouse pulled out of his arsehole and grabbed a
tissue to wipe the shitty goo off his big floppy schlong.  He turned to me
– Whitehouse that is – and said, "If ya don't wipe under yer
foreskin, next few times you wazz off you get a good whiff of the same
stink..."

I grinned at him and shook my head.  "That is so fuckin' gross!"

"It's not gross," he laughed back.  "It just means you can relive the
moment by havin' a good sniff when yer polishin' yer bean pole next few
times."

"You actually wank off thinkin' of bummin' his arse?" I asked.  For all I'd
enjoyed it, I'd probably be sticking to thinking of girls when I rubbed one
out.

"Sometimes, yeah," he chuckled.  "Gives it a bit of variety... you know
whadda mean?"

"I think I'll stick to dreamin' of pussies, dude!"

He smirked.  "Believe me... after you've given my arse a good seein' to,
yer'll be wantin' to re-live it over and over every time ya whack off!"

We chuckled as the three of us pulled our pants and trousers back up.

Me and Whitehouse didn't stick around in Harvey's room too long.  It seemed
that with guy sex, you have a wham and a bang and then fuck off pronto
without so much as a thank you, man.

As we were pulling our jackets on, Whitehouse said something like, "When ya
fancy some fun, mate, gimme a nod."  Which I took to mean when you fancy
sticking your dick up my tush, I'll be ready to bend over.

Showing us out, Harvey was insistent, "Not a word of any of this to Adams
and Smiler, Grant.  They'd think the three of us messin' around like this
was... I dunno... gay or somethin'."

Whitehouse laughed at that which made me chuckle too.  He turned to me and
said, "I know, mate... it's fuckin' stupid, isn't it?  There's nothin' gay
about likin' a bit of bum sex with yer mates... well, not if there's no
kissin' or sayin' sloppy stuff to each other."

As we left I realised I'd come into Harvey's room believing that sex was
something that only happened when I managed to cop off with a girl.  Now I
knew that the right sort of lads could serve up something totally different
but so weirdly hot, I figured that sex was going to be something I got a
hell of a lot more of in future.

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