Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2014 12:45:03 -0400 From: DOGG <nphillydogg@aol.com> Subject: a straight mans bitch A STRAIGHT MAN'S BITCH Written by Eugene Marvin –aka- NPhillydogg@aol.com My name's Harvey, I'm Caucasian, 40+, 5'11", 240 lbs with a 42" waist, shoulder length hair, and a nice pair of what people call man-boobs! I'm completely gay, but I love to troll the straight ads on Craig's List, reading the hot messages of straight men meant for straight women! If I can intercept a message meant for a woman and snatch up the straight guy before they can, than I can go to bed happy with a stomach or ass full of cum! This particular story started late one night while searching through the straight ads, when I discovered a message from a divorced 38 year old Caucasian man looking for a woman to satisfy for the evening! There was a small description of what he was looking for; `female, 18-30, must like sucking cock and getting her pussy eaten and fucked, NSA' [no strings attached], there was a beautiful picture of his thick hard cock and balls leaning up over his hairy belly! I was immediately turned on, but knew I was what he was looking for [being a chubby GWM and all]! I searched further back in the ads and found 3 more messages from the same guy, obviously he was desperate to hookup tonight with someone, so I emailed him a picture of him sexy DSL lips and man-boobs [which I shave whenever I'm about to hookup with a guy]! I got an immediate response from him asking if I wanted my pussy ate? Did he believe he was conversing with a woman? We emailed back and forth a few times where it quickly became clear that he indeed thought I was a woman! I told him how much I enjoy sucking cock , especially cocks as big as his, and how much I really enjoy having my man-cunt pounded hard! He emailed me back asking `what's a man-cunt?' I mailed him a picture of my shaved asshole and balls sac [previously taken of me from behind on my hands and knees by a friend] and told him that I was a man, my `man-cunt' was my ass! He didn't respond for a long time after that! Then just when I thought the conversation was over, he mailed me back saying he'd never been with A MAN before...! I mailed him back saying that I understood his dilemma, and that I was deeply disappointed that I wouldn't be able to suck his cock and swallow his cum for him like I promised, --but that I hoped he found someone soon to his liking! There was a long pause between mails again, when he suddenly sent another message saying he'd never had a guy suck his cock, but that he was willing to let me try if I was really good at it [he really needed to get off]...! I assured him that I was one of the best cocksuckers online, and he emailed me his address! I jumped in the shower and cleaned out my cunt [just in case], then got dressed in some sweats and bee-lined my way to his apartment complex before he could change his mind! I was nervous as I parked the car and rang his doorbell! A tall 6', 195 lbs, solidly build man in a wife-beater and shorts answered the door! My anus immediately started throbbing wantonly [I WANTED him]! He reached out and shook my hand, then invited me in! "I'm Joe..." he introduced, as he closed the door behind me and led me down a long hallway towards his apartment! "...I've never done anything like this before..." he apologized right from the start, "...but I'm really horned up right now...! I work long hours and I'm in-between girlfriends right now since my wife and I've split up!" He had a one bedroom apartment, and was obviously still unpacking by the amount of boxes still cluttering his living room! I asked how long had he lived there [believing he's just moved in], when he answered; "6 months! I know..." he laughed, looking around at what I was seeing...! "...I haven't had a lot of time to unpack...like I said, I work a lot...child support and all..." he added, having my condolences! "So...how does this work...? Would you like a beer...?" he asked, politely! "Uh...I'd like to get right down to it if you're okay with that...?" I asked, as he showed me into his bedroom where he had a porno playing with the volume turned down low...! He pulled his t-shirt off overhead and discarded his shorts before lying back in bed, propped up on pillows to watch TV! I kicked off my sneakers and climbed onto the bed on the opposite side of him, but kept my clothes on since he only wanted head now! His cock was completely limp, hanging down over his low hanging testicles! I reached down and cupped it all, running my fingers through his crotch hair and over his sac! On my hands and knees, I lowered my face down between his legs and nestled up against his balls, licking and sucking the hairy orbs one at a time [swirling them around in my mouth] before taking them both in at once! Joe moaned and spread his legs wider for me to have total and complete access! With my head upside down between his thighs, I suckled his balls thoroughly, bathing them in warm spit before letting them fall free and sucking them back in like grapes! Most men haven't had their balls sucked properly, never knowing how good a good ball-session could be, not until I come along and show them what they've been missing all these years! I licked up and down the underbelly of Joe's thickening cock, as it swelled up over his abdomen, then stretched up over his navel about 8 inches! Joe alternated watching 2 women eat each other's cunts on television, and watching me lick his cock! He didn't say much, just moaned occasionally and allowed me to get acquainted with his penis as I took the head between my lips and suckled! "uhh..." moaned Joe [softly], feeling the sweet suction as my lips inched further down his hard shaft! His cock was thick so I wasn't able to deep throat it like I could some other guys...but I was able to get half of it in my mouth comfortably before I started bobbing my head up and down hungrily, letting him know just how much I appreciated what he had to offer! "...that feels good...!" he said, watching my mouth slide up and down on his dick as I sucked! For the next 30 minutes I gobbled down that fat cock, whoring my mouth on his prick as I forced my mouth as far down as I could! Joe liked wet sloppy blow jobs, so I made sure to keep my mouth juiced with spit, slobbering all over his cock and balls as I twisted and turned my head to and fro, corkscrewing my way around his prick while alternating up and down in the traditional sense! "Ooohhh yeah...suck that cock..." groaned Joe, groping my ass through my sweat pants! I was excited to feel his big paws on my butt, despite his only wanting head from me...! After a while I felt his hand snake its way down into the ass of my pants, groping my bare ass cheeks, rubbing his fingers curiously up and down my ass crack, feeling for my hairless hole! He must've liked what he felt, as he licked his middle finger and roughly shoved it up my ass! For the next 10 minutes I sucked his cock extra hard while he roughly finger-fucked me, jamming them in and out of my hole while I choked myself around the base of his cock, desperately trying to get into my throat! Joe gripped the back of my head with his free hand and started shoving my head further down in his lap, making me take more cock! I gagged about the shaft as his cockhead backed into the back of my mouth, the head trying to pry its way into my throat! For some reason I couldn't relax enough to get it down! His cock was too thick! My throat ring stopped at the tip of his prick, refusing to allow passage! Joe held my head down and thrust up into my face, catching me off guard just as I tried to gulp down some air! His cockhead suddenly plunged into my open ring and sank inside, catching up both off guard as my face buried in his groin...! "Arrhhh yeeaahhh..." he grunted, loving the feel of my tight throat wrapped around his cock! I could feel my body lurching, trying to repel the cock as Joe relaxed his grip on my head and allowed me to back off! I pulled back up off the shaft with watery eyes, grasping my neck and I choked down some much needed oxygen...! "Is your cunt clean...?" he asked suddenly [unexpectedly], becoming more interested in what my other end could do...! "Yes...!" I gasped, finding my voice after the thorough throat fuck! "As much as I like head...it's fucking that really gets me off..." he said, sounding almost apologetic! "No problem...!" I said, pulling a small tube of lube from my pocket [helps to be prepared] before discarding the rest of my clothes! Joe got up out of bed and fetched himself a condom, which he immediately started to slid on as I greased my cunt and got into doggy-style position at the edge of his bed [ass facing him]! Joe came back up behind me and started groping my ass cheeks, palming and squeezing them hard, slapping them roughly [making them sting delightfully], and fingering my man-cunt before placing his bagged cock against my hole and shoving in! "ARRHHHH...!!" I screamed aloud as he rammed his entire 8" bagged slab into me with one thrust! I lunged forward [with his thrust], trying to escape as my body tightened up and my asshole locked about his cock base! Joe grabbed my shoulders and roughly pulled me back onto his cock, then started fucking me before I could even recover! "ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! Wait...ARRHHH...please...ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! Wait...! Wait...!" I begged on deaf ears...! "This was what you wanted, right...? To be pounded hard by my cock...!" he asked, throwing my own words back at me as he bitch-fucked me from behind! "Take it! Take my cock! Make me cum, bitch!" I knew he wasn't going to stop until he blew his load [Joe had been driven mad with lust, really needing to get off], the only problem was it might take a while since he chose to wear a condom! The rubber deadened most of the feeling of my velvety wet cunt sucking his bare cock! He'd never get off on the warm wet flesh surrounding him, which was my kryptonite against all the straight supermen thinking they were going to batter my manhole into minced meat! Most of them didn't know what HIT them once they sank into my body, feeling my cunt go to work on their demanding cock! Many shot off far sooner then they expected, angering some of them! I'd even gotten beaten up by one straight guy once who was so embarrassed that he came within 3 minutes of fucking me! After slapping me around for a few minutes, his cock got hard again as he plunged back into me to finish fucking me [wanting to show me WHO was boss], only to cum again the second [and final time] within 5 minutes! He beat me senseless after that, claiming I'd probably given him some disease! I stopped fucking with straight guys after that [briefly]! Joe pounded my ass hard from behind, holding onto my shoulders for leverage as he slammed his hips into my ass, burying his rubber covered cock 8 inches with every thrust! I gripped at the bed sheets for supports, trying not to scream too loudly as he fucked me, not wanting to alert his neighbors to WHO he was fucking! Joe hammered my ass for about 15 to 20 minutes straight, practically nonstop, pulling out only occasionally to slap his rubbered cock against my ass crack before ramming back in and continuing the slaughter! But by now my asshole had grown used to the rough fucking and was taking him full length [from tip to ball base] much easier, I was grunting softer and much less often as he labored behind him, slapping his hairy pelvic bone into my ass powerfully! After 20 minutes or so, Joe pulled out of me again, then slipped off the rubber and tossed it on the bed! I thought he was about to blow his load all over my bare ass, when he surprised me and rammed back in bareback! "Urrhhh..." he grunted approvingly, finally feeling my wet cunt sucking his hard shaft! Now we were on even ground as he resumed fucking me hard, trying to match the same pace as before! At first I let him fuck me as hard and rough as he wanted, slamming his cock shaft full length into me, banging his big balls against my smaller sac as he took control over my body! Then I started to massage his cock by tightening and relaxing my anal muscles as he thrust through me, milking his shaft like a lubed hand or a wet mouth! Joe yanked out of me after about 4 minutes of milking...! "What's wrong...?" I asked, lying on my elbows as I looked back over my shoulder...! "Is everything okay...?" I added [innocently], as Joe pulled my ass cheeks apart wider, staring down at my bare hole...! Without answering he rammed back in and resumed fucking, this time climbing up onto the bed behind me on his knees, fucking me face down into the mattress! I arched my back instinctively, still giving his meaty cock a desirable target! Joe leaned in over top of me [in pushup position] and resumed pounding me hard, punching his cock straight through me as the room filled with loud slapping noises! I spread my legs wider, giving him full access into me as he went wild fucking me hard, as if happy to finally be able to fuck someone with all his strength! I took the pounding like a champion whore as he fucked me up across the bed into a corner! With no place else to go, I started pushing my ass back on his cock, milking his thrusting shaft with what was left of my shattered anal muscles! My own cock was rock hard underneath me, leaking fresh pre-cum all over his bed sheets as Joe strong arm stilts started to shake and wobble as he got closer to coming...! "Arrhhhh fuck, I'm about to cum in this pussy...!" he warned! Then without even asking, he rammed all the way up inside me and held himself there [balls deep]! I could feel his 8" cock lodged in my gut as it thickened, throbbed, and strained, then burst a searing hot series of intense spurts of raw cum directly into my colon...! "ARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!!!" he cried out loud, coming hard as he ground himself into me, planting every drop of his reproductive juice IN me! "Oh god..." I groaned, feeling the hot cum fill me up, spreading through my entrails! Joe fell weakly on top of me, his hairy chest plastered against my back as his cock still lay lodged in my ass [draining]! I lay underneath him, feeling his weight on top of me! I loved feeling his heart beating against my back as he rested and recovered! He pulled out after about 5 minutes, then rolled onto his back and told me he had to get ready for bed because he had to be to work early in the morning! I climbed out of bed and quickly donned my clothes before creeping out of his apartment! I tightened my reawakening anal muscles, trying to keep his heavy load inside me as I walked back to my car, feeling tiny spurts of his essence leaking down the backs of my legs! When I finally got in my car, I couldn't wait until I got home, so I pushed my pants down to my ankles and jacked off right then and there, fingering my just fucked hole until I came all over my chest and stomach, licking the fresh cream off of my fingertips...! 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