Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 12:19:16 -0400
From: Mark <markblastoff@hotmail.com>
Subject: Deceptively Fun 1

WARNING: With any sexual encounter, you should always carefully consider
your options and make conscious choices, knowing the possible results of
your decisions. You should be fully aware of your surroundings and the
activities of all participants, especially knowing not everyone is
trustworthy, no matter how many muscles he has or how big his cock is. If
you choose to use condoms and you are the bottom, consider bringing your
own condoms and compatible lube. Remember, the only truly "safe sex" is sex
alone or no sex at all.

Deceptively Fun 1

By Mark

(Possibly the first in a series, depending on the reaction)

(The standard disclaimers apply. Leave the flames at home, I don't want to
hear 'em. markblastoff@hotmail.com)

Don't know when I stopped caring, but I don't. It's all about the fuck. It's
all about feeling good. And I don't fucking care any other way.

I say and do what I need to and I always get rewarded with ass. Well, almost
always. There's still plenty of ass I turn down. But I can be charming,
naive, dominant, friendly or anything as long as my cock finds its way to a
tight - or tight enough - pucker.

As for condoms, most guys may claim they want "safe sex," but if you eat
their ass out just enough and then poise the cock at the hole, you don't
even need to push. The bottom will push back onto my throbbing hard
seven-and-a-half inches.

And I really do have seven-and-a-half inches. First, the nine-inches or more
is fucking hard to find and, in many cases, guys with meat that huge are
usually bottoms. If you are lucky enough to find a top with such a large
endowment, chances are the cock is more sponge-like than rock-like.

Mine is solid. You have NO DOUBT there's a cock inside you. Moreover, my
talents extend further. Once I am hard, I STAY HARD. I mean, I can shoot a
load and keep fucking. I've done that numerous times and not even told the
bottom. As long as I keep thrusting, they have no idea I've shot a load DEEP
INTO THEIR ASS.

That's one of my favorites for the so-called "safe" fuckers who back down on
my cock. "Please, don't cum in my ass," they'll request. Of course, I always
make a special effort to cum shortly after my cock slides inside, then I
keep fucking them and cum a second time on their back or wherever. But about
half the time, they end up asking - no, begging - for it in their ass.

Should you enjoy the pleasures of cum in ass, I have a special treat. You
see, my cock has a life of its own. With a good fuck, I slam that last
stroke home and hold still. The bottom will feel my cock swell and then
THROB LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. Dude, you have NO IDEA the reaction this gets.
Bottoms will beg for it again and again if they can FEEL a guy shoot. With
me, they can.

So I should round out my description a little more.

I'm 36, 6-feet 3-inches tall, 185 pounds with brown hair and green eyes. I
have a little chin fuzz, which adds a little something to my nerdy
appearance. Seeing me on the street (or online), you'd never suspect I've
fucked more than 5,000 asses. hell, I have NO IDEA how many men I have
fucked.

So let's move on since we're done with all the introductory shit.

The guy is 20 years old, black, slender and about 5-foot 10-inches. He's a
bottom, of course, and asked if I would fuck him. We were both online, him
hiding his pics until I sent him my e-mail address. I don't go looking for
twentysomethings. Hell, I don't even approach guys under 30. The twinks (and
let's face it, at that age they're almost ALL twinks) generally fuck their
own.

When I was in my early thirties, I never seemed to attract guys in their
twenties. Now, that's all I seem to hear from. A gift for turning 36 or
something, I guess.

So he comes over, and we start the usual thing. He sucks my cock, he eats my
ass, he licks my balls (which really gets my juices running). I return the
favor, at a minimum. He sucked me for something like 15 minutes and I make
it from his cock to asshole in two.

This is where I spend my time. I know how to eat ass and do it well. I get
the chin fuzz involved and really work my tongue into that tangy pucker.
He's all moaning and shit, now begging for it.

I always ignore the first time they ask for a condom.

I move up and start kissing him deeply, letting him taste his own ass. My
wet cockhead is pushing at his hole the first time he asks. Again, I never
push forward. He is hesitating. I know he wants to, but he asks for a condom
again.

They look like ordinary condoms. Hell, they are. Even good on the expiration
date, if anyone bothered to check. But here's the trick. Put them in your
car in sunlight. Let the whole box heat up good and hot. And it needs to be
for a few days. A week is best. Just for good measure, sometimes I bring
them in from the heat and freeze them too.

Always test one from the batch. The trick should be for them to slip on like
any other condom. Over the head and everything. Some smart bottoms always
check the tip. But once you start fucking, they only check the base.

With enough practice, you will find the right amount of heat and all that
will cause the condom head to split open. I've got it good enough that by
the fourth or fifth thrust, my head is out. A few minutes in, the entire top
half of my cock is plunging into his hole.

Damn this boy was hot and loving my cock. He reaches back every once in a
while and feels the cock going into his hole. Sometimes they check for the
condom and breath a sign of relief when they feel it.

Not him. He wants my cock deeper inside him. He's opening his ass up as wide
as it will go. He takes a snort of poppers and starts begging for me to
really plug him.

He's such a thin boy. A slight amount of effort gets his haunches up higher
so I can slam his ass. I can see my bare cock come out and go back into his
hole, glistening with the lube, spit, my precum and his ass juices. I really
start giving it to him.

Without touching himself, he begins to shoot. I feel his ass clamp down onto
my cock. So I let loose. A couple more plunges and I am there. I bury my
cock deep inside and start releasing my load. His eyes get wide. He can feel
it too. FUCK it feels good. My cock is throbbing, swelling and pumping,
releasing my juices deep into his gut. I ride the high as long as I can. He
does too.

Then you see the confusion. It FEELS different, I know. As out breathing
begins to relax, he reaches back to grab the cock base and hold the condom
in place. My hand wraps around his and I pull the condom off.

I become attentive. My spunk is dribbling out of his ass, so I grab a handy
towel and wipe it up, then clean him up and point him toward the bathroom,
being gentlemanly.

This is where I always win the deception. When he returns, I am fully ready
for the question: "Hey, did the condom break?"

"Nope," I say. Sometimes when I jerk off alone, I use a normal, unaltered
condom, deposit a load there, add enough lube and a bit of brown matter (if
needed) and you have "evidence" of a unbroken condom. Store it in plastic
baggies to keep it "fresh" enough. The bathroom trip always gives you enough
time to make the switch.

I show it to him and he relaxes.

"Damn, dude, that was fucking hot. I have NEVER felt someone cum like that
before," he says.

I just smile.