Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:11:16 -0700
From: Jay roberts <diplomat1501@msn.com>
Subject: "I Laugh When I Cum" by Jay Roberts   Gay Encounter

I write fictional stories for guys over 18.  If you are not over 18, I
politely ask you to leave.


I am twenty.  Girls say I am cute: 5' 6", curly black hair, smooth and cut.
I have a strong personality and if I see a guy I want, I go for it.  If I'm
refused I don't give a shit, there are plenty more out there.  I expect my
partner to be open to everything.  If he is shy and skittish, I bail.  At
least that was my MO until I met Casey.

I saw him sinking a very difficult shot on the 18th.  He was with a older
man, his father I guess.  I applauded.  He looked around, saw me and
smiled.  What a smile. Gorgeous teeth.  That wasn't all, he was tall and
slim with pale blond messy hair.  His face was beardless with a long sexy
nose and curly pink lips.  What a package of male beauty.

Later that day he was in the locker room drying off after a shower.  "Nice
putt" I said and reached out my hand for a shake.  He had to drop the towel
a bit.  His hand was cool and strong.  We held hands more than necessary.
Finally he laughed and withdrew.  I was to hear that laugh a lot.  "Name's
Jeff."  He supplied his name Casey.  "You leaving?" I asked.

"Why did you ask?  Yep, my Dad's giving me a liift."

"Stay on, we can talk in the sauna."

"Okay, his locker is around the corner.  I tell him."  He stopped a minute,
"I just showered."

"So what, you can shower again."  I was starting my dominant personality
and he seemed to like it."

He returned in a moment and we talked into the sauna.  Lucky no one was
there.  It's a club sauna, small, only about three can fit in.  I held the
door for him, hung up my towel on a hook and reached my hand out.  "Hang
yours here."  I didn't want to start this minute of taking all day to get
to the meat of the occasion.

He seemed reluctant at first, shrugged and untied his towel and handed it
to me.  As soon as his towel cleared his front his long pale cock flipped
out.  What a beauty.  And his ball sack, full of two big plums.  He was not
cut.  Oh that ass!  I began to get slightly hard at the sight of him.

We sat down together.  He leaned back.  It seemed like an invitation.  "You
met any young guys here?"

"Naw, there are mostly older fucks with bellies and wrinkles."

I reached out my hand and placed it just above his knee, as I talked.  This
gave him a chance to move away and I would not have invested too much risk.
"Is there any action here, in this sauna."

"I don't think so.  I wouldn't participate anyway."

"You straight?"

"Not exactly but I have a problem."

"Positive."

"N-o-o-o.  I'm healthy.  It's more like a tic.  A sex tic.  It's better
that I don't do anything."

"Sounds interesting.  You jerk off a lot I guess."

"Yeah when I am in a sound proof room."

I stared at him.  "Whatcha mean"?

He took a deep breath, his excellently muscled chest expanding.  I almost
jumped him, tic or no tic.  "What's the tic?"

"I can't control myself from laughing when I get sexed up and when I
ejaculate I laugh out loud."

"That's not too bad.  Except your lover must think you are laughing at
him."

"Yes that's often the problem, so I just stay away from it all."  He looked
hard at me.  "I know that it seems that I am coming on to you, but I don't
want to risk laughing here."

"Let me check this out."  I reached my hand further up his blond fuzzy leg
and moved it back and forth.  He smiled and uttered a sharp "Heh."  A
little more up to leg and the side of my hand touched his ball sack.  His
face broke into a broad smile.  It was real cute and fun doing this.  All
for the sack of scientific discovery.

"You better stop.  I'm going hard and that usually starts me off."

"Hard's good.  Go for it pretty boy."

He sighed as if to say that it's my funeral.

I flicked his pale pink tits with my thumb nail.  "Heh, heh, heh/" was
produced.  His face was flushing so nicely.

I took his hand and put in on my now hard cock.  He seemed eager and began
stroking me.  I think he wanted to get me off so he would have to get into
his tic/ But I have good control.  I'd get him off before I spooge.

I copied his motion and he began giggling.  It was strange.  The reaction
seemed so out of place.

We were sitting on the lower step.  I reach out and pulled him to his feet
and stood him in front of me.  His prick was lengthening and curving
upward.  My favorite angle.  I licked the head.  He let out an explosive
"Hah."  Then I licked again and moved his foreskin up and put his cock head
in my mouth and licked rapidly.  He broke into peals of laughter, his body
shaking with gleeful sounds.  "Oh, oh, I'm sorry."  He put a hand over his
mouth but the laughs leaked out over the sides.  I still thought it was as
cute as hell.  He looked like a little boy.

I took his cock further into my mouth and began a real blow job.  He was
shaking with laughter and I had to hold on to him like a bucking bronco.
Finally he pulled away, gasping and breathing heavy.  "Let me do you."  Oh
shit, he was a master.  I don't know what happened to my supposed control,
but in a minute I was into a fucking motion and holding my hands against
his ears.  "I can't hold on.  You're just too hot.  You want it in your
mouth.."  He shook his head yes and hummed in delight and sped up.  "Oh,
oh, uh, uh."  Like short trigger kid I shot six times into his sucking
mouth.  Finally I fell back against the bench.

"That was terrific Jeff.  Thanks.  That's the first sex a had in almost a
year."

"But you didn't get off.  Let me pleasure you."

"Jeff, you're too hot.  I'd only get hysterical and the whole locker room
will hear me."

Each time I tried, he moved away.  But he did chuckle when I felt his ass
hole.  Finally I just gave up.

About a week later I was back in the sauna after a round of golf.  It was
dinner hour and the locker rom was deserted, but there was one guy in the
sauna.  I recognized him from a long time ago and we had messed around.  He
a stocky, hairy guy with an average cock.  Nice face though.  About thirty
I guess.  He's a kisser.  I like kissing but he overdoes it I thought.  As
soon as I came in he greeted me and began to rub his cock.  I got hard
right away.  I figured that we knew each other and could avoid all the bull
shit.  I came close and he grabbed my cock.  I moaned slightly.  I hadn't
realized that I was so up for this.  "Suck me hard," I growled.

He got on his knees and began a slow suck, very gentle.  "I slapped his
cheek.  "None of that faggy stuff.  "Suck hard."

Just as he got into it and I was fucking his mouth, the door opened.  We
jumped apart.  It was Casey.  "It's okay.  I know him.  Casey, meet Bill.
He's a terrific cock sucker."

"Do you want me to leave you two alone?"

"Naw," said Bill.  "I've seen you around.  You are just too cute.  Stand
next to Jeff and I'll alternate."

"Er," Casey started.  "Did Jeff tell you about my problem?"

I sketched it out to Bill.

"Makes no never mind to me, cum and laugh as long as I get your cum."

So there we were, side by side and Bill sucking one cock while he jerked
the other one.  I turned toward Casey just as he was beginning to get his
giggle started and I pressed my lips against his.  He put his arms around
me.  Jeez, it was great.  He was laughing into my mouth.  I loved it.

Finally he broke away.  "Oh, hah, hah, I'm getting close."

Bill looked up.  "Give it to me."

He began gasping and laughing alternately, almost collapsing.  "I can't do
this."

"Don't you want to cum?" I asked him.

"Yeah, but I think it'll be better if you fuck me."

I'm always a cooperative guy.  "Sure babe.  I'm up for that."

Bill heard the whole thing and we placed the smiling and slightly mirthful
boy against the bench with his spectacular ass in the air.  I leaned in and
gave his ass hole a lick.  It was pulsing widely.  He began to shake with
laugher.

I looked at Bill.  "He does make a lot of noise.  Tell you what, slip under
him and get your cock in his mouth to cork him up."

"Great," says the happy Bill.  In a moment he had his hard cock in Casey's
smiling face.  He was blubbering and laughing around the cock.  "What a
sensation," said Bill.  "This is a new one for me."

I put a finger in the hot ass hole in front of me.  Casey jumped and let
out an explosive "Hah" which dislodged poor Bill.

"Lister Casey, I'm gonna fuck the laughing out of you.  Get ready."

"Yeah Jeff.  Do it."

I put the head of my cock against his ass hole.  My cock head isn't the
wide part of my cock and as I push in he began to cry out.  Not laughing
but in pain I thought.  I ignored him.  Finally I was lodged all the way
in.  He laughed a few times, I guess he was over the pain.  "Okay Jeff,
move your cock in and out.  Do it hard so it'll hurt a bit.  That might
help a bit."

Meanwhile the brave boy never stopped sucking Bill whose eyes were rolling
up in pleasure.  "I'm almost there."  He moaned and shook and I could see
that Casey's mouth was sucking and his Adam's applle was jerking with
swallowing the big load.  Finally Bill pulled away.  "That was a good one
but I just can't take being laughed at.  I almost lost my hard on twice."

He grabbed his towel and left.  I began fucking Casey with all my strength
and put my finger in his mouth for him to suck it.  He sucked like he was
going to get cum out of it, but it did serve to block some of his guffaws.
Soon my hips began to lose sensation which is a sure sign for me.  I
reached out for Casey's long cock to get him off with me, but he swatted my
hand away.  I figured 'fuck you, I'll just go for it.'  I let out a scream
as my orgasm surprised me coming at me so fast.  My body jerked many times
as I howled.  I almost blacked out.  A moment later Casey was stroking my
check.  "You make the cutest face when you cum."

I opened my eyes.  "You poor fucker.  I left you high and dry again."

"Oh now, not this time."  He pointed to his chest and belly.  It was
covered with his own cum.  "I came without even touching myself.  You did
that thing inside of me and wow."

"Hey good.  I notice you hardly laughed."

"Yep.  I think that if I stick to being a fucked bottom I can get back into
sex."

"It's more than good with me."  I leaned in and kissed him.  Tomorrow same
time, same ass.  He chuckled slightly.

"Do it dry like today.  I want that little pain."

"If you want I can slap your ass a bit."

He closed his eyes and said "O-o-o-o-h."



End .