Date: Tue, 12 May 2015 05:12:37 -0500
From: spsauthor@gmail.com
Subject: Sex in Public 37

Sex in Public 37

     Some time ago I wrote a series called Some Public Sex, then renamed
Sex in Public, and the Nifty guys posted them.  I dunno why.  I guess they
weren't as shitty as the ones some guys sent in that they didn't post.  And
the Nifty guy who I sent them to and who didn't edit a fucking word which
made me responsible for 100% of this trash, was pretty understanding about
my educational lapses, which I tried to make up for by telling about cocks
and cum and butts and tummies and cute guys and not so cute guys and
sucking and fucking and cruising and gloryholes and cockrings and stuff
maybe I did know something about - at least enough to fill up 36 fucking
chapters of the series.  And some guys contacted me, back when I was using
an email account I can't fucking remember the password for, and ICQ, before
that got all fucked up.  But I don't use those now, so trying to send me
something off your old contacts list is going to be like jacking off into a
Kleenex or something.  Just a fucking waste.  But if you want, go read
those stupid stories (even though they tell about all real shit that
happened, it don't mean they aren't stupid), and if you want to contact me,
that would be way cool, but now I'm using spsauthor@gmail.com.  Anyway, as
always, I answer everything that comes in.

     Probably all of my readers are dead by now, not from way the fuck too
much cocksucking, but, well, it has been a while since I bothered to post
anything here.  A few days, maybe.  Weeks, I dunno, a few years thrown in
for the hell of it.  So I was ill recently and just laying around playing
with my unit and any huge cocks that happened to drop by to see me, which
wasn't too fucking many, in fact, and I'm kinda pissed off about that cuz
as we all know, nobody deserves huge hot hard horny (and a few other
H-words) cocks more than me.  Face it, after all I've given to the world of
guys with not a fucking thing better to do than read about shit I've done
in my life, YOU WOULD THINK a few young, hot hard etc. cocks ain't asking
too much.  Is it?  No it sure as fuck isn't.  So bring some on over.

     Then I thought I'm slightly older than I used to be, but I really go
by any age I happen to think of at the time, so I'm not a slave to my birth
certificate or something, but then some assholes don't fucking realize that
and maybe would think, Jesus man, haven't you grown out of that yet?  Well
. . . no.  No I have fucking not. Maybe I can't go cruising around like I
was wont (there's that fucking word again) to do, but my cock is the same
familiar old size as always, and I think I would notice it if it wasn't,
although that time I thought maybe my cock got smaller until I realized my
hand just got bigger, that time kinda comes back to haunt me sometimes.
But I haven't downsized my cockrings or anything drastic like that.  And I
have a very fine young guy stayin in my guest room but of course I'm too
polite to MOLEST him or something, even though a little consensual extreme
friendliness would be nice.  I dunno why I wrote that last sentence cuz it
really doesn't belong in this paragraph (I got straight As in English
composition and I think I minored in diagraming sentences), but it kinda
followed naturally from what the fuck I was thinking at the time, you know?
Cuz afficionados of the cock arts like me don't just get horny all the
time.  I choose my moments, and that was one of em.

     But I decided this time I would tell about pornos.  Prolly none of you
guys ever saw a porno, cuz all them pornos were busy being watched by me,
but I'm referrin to art films of a particular kind.  The kind featuring
hard cocks, lotsa cum, asses, nekkid guys doin each other and similar
sophisticated genres (where the fuck did that word come from??).  So some
time ago I started collecting these things, and that started when VHS tapes
were the current technology (not 8mm, you assholes), although some of the
tapes were dubbed or whatever the fuck the word is, from the old 8mm.  And
there was a period of time when I was collecting old Falcon videos, and the
early ones were just four loops strung together without any theme and
mostly without any dialog, just some stupid music dubbed on.  So there were
maybe 75 or so of those made before the fucking rubbers became part of the
safe sex mania, and as you know, I'm just not a rubber type of guy.  Again,
I'm not against them, I'm quite sure they have saved untold millions of
lives and should be used by everyone when there's the possibility of some
cock intruding on the scene spraying loads of cum everywhere in a horribly
unsafe manner.  But I don't wanna debate that whole issue.  I just don't
like em.  So there.

     ANYWAY, the Falcon guys did get better at art films as years went by,
and began full story lines and synchronized dialog and shit, but I kinda
quit collecting them when they went to condoms, which I understand they
still do.  I had some condom films, and they were pretty fucking hot, but,
I dunno, I have warped my enormous brain to a what's hot setting that I
just can't change.  But there were a few dozen other studios that were also
good.  You'd hafta talk to real experts on the subject to get all the
history and shit.  I was in it for the cocks.  Now, I suppose there are
prolly thousands of studios, and some do some pretty hot shit, some
bareback, gloryholes, etc, stuff that I watched the fuckers for in the
first place.  So eventually I had - this actually sounds kinda stupid -
about 300 videos and DVDs, then maybe another 100 or so full video
downloads.  Now I just read that over again, and it doesn't sound kinda
stupid.  It sounds totally asinine. But I had fun anyway.

     So I wasn't just layin around nekkid with a really hard dick in my
hand, which, presto, was my own, watching pornos cuz I couldn't get any
real sex.  I dunno when I watched those fuckers, cuz most of the time I was
out cruising for cocks to deep throat and pump their loads on me and
similar social graces,.  But you can't do that all the time I guess.
Although there was a time I had a little portable TV that ran off a car
thing and I actually watched some vids while driving.  Man there's another
thing I should have been arrested for, but I wasn't and I don't think
anyone should ever do that without your mother's permission, which she
ain't likely to be so understanding about.  So don't fucking do it.  But I
had fun anyway.

     So I had and have free sex just about any time I want, which seems to
be lots, but what do I know?  Hell maybe every guy on the planet is having
more sex than me.  Hmm.  I wonder how they do that.  Somebody look into
that and send me a Masters thesis on it so I can catch up.  And another
thing, I mentioned several times in the series about not paying for sex,
which I never have.  Lots of guys have tried to hustle me, some by actually
trying to steal my cash, but mostly by trying to get me to pay for shit,
like drinks.  And I have done that once in a while, but I always knew it
was a hustle, or I didn't care.  Once I was stupid enough to let a guy I
was really friends with and trusted use my card for something on the phone
and I got it back immediately, but I didn't realize he had somehow kept the
card number on his phone.  So that stupidity cost about ten grand before I
stopped it, but the bank paid me and it got all but a couple hundred back
from the merchants, so what it really cost me was that asshole former
friend, and at least I got a lesson for my money.

     But I really don't pay for sex and never have had to.  Man, it's free
just about everywhere you go, so why pay for it?  Which makes me think of
whores, I mean how do they make a living?  When guys can get off with other
guys or even pussy (if that's their perverted appetite) just by cruising
the places guys go for sex, or even bars and shit.  Is it just ugly guys
who hafta pay or something?  I imagine some guys would think I'm not all
that cute, not very many guys, just one or two maybe, but they don't hafta
settle for me.  Just go over to the college tearoom and suck and be sucked
with a carefree attitude.  That's what I do anyway.

     Well that was all kinda boring I guess.  Somehow I think I was gonna
tell about pornos, but then this other shit got in the way, like a cock
poking at your ass under the divider while you are on all fours trying to
suck the one in the opposite stall.  Anyway, my favorite porn has always
been guys cruising, and of course very explicit sex with lotsa cum just
hosing everything down.  For some reason, I have not seen "real" cruising
vids of that description much.  Mostly it's staged, which can still be hot,
but then they seem to think they need to have an hour or so of cocksucking
before the cum shot, and I get kinda bored with that.  Let's have more of
the real life sort of cruising sex, where it's almost always quick.  I mean
you're there to blow your load, not dwell on it forever.  And in most real
situations, there just isn't enough time in public places to waste much on
foreplay.  See chapters 1 through 36 of the above mentioned series for
proof of that little gem of knowledge.

     But I did develop a little exercise, not on my cock, to do on the
"models" that appear in pornos.  I have this 50 point system to rate each
one, at least the ones I like.  There's 10 points for appearance.  This
means face, hair, whatever that you would see if they are wearing clothes.
Then 10 for physique, I mean their body in general.  10 for sex equipment,
cock and balls of course, but also ass, considered separately from the
overall physique.  I suppose you could include nipples, if that's your
thing, but personally, it's not really mine.  Then 10 for sexuality.  Hard
to define of course, but I mean kinda getting a sense of how much they
enjoy sex, how versatile they are, do they stay hard when getting fucked,
do they swallow, etc., depends on the viewer's individual interests, cuz
just not being a bottom don't mean the guy ain't pretty fucking fuckable.
Then 10 for star power, the ability to carry a scene or even an entire
video, how much you want to see more of him, a general overall rating of
the guy.

     So this system is very individual and very flexible, like that kid
dancing in that bar on 8th Avenue in NYC.  I think you'd hafta say a boy
who can get his feet locked behind his head and jam his mouth up against
his own asshole is, well, pretty fucking flexible.  I can't even reach my
own cock, let alone suck it (although I used to be able to suck the head of
it, but I was just a boy, not knowing that it was supposed to be hard to
do).  Which reminds me of an odd thing about that, in vids at least.  You
see lots of guys with these enormous cartoon cocks, which ain't surprising
since big cocks seem to sell vids, but they can't suck their own dicks.
Like a fit guy with 10 inches or even more, can't even reach it with his
tongue stuck out.  Then you have these guys with much more modest cocks who
just seem to inhale the whole thing down to their balls.  Weird.

     But anyway, my copyrighted Porn Plan Protocol can be used for anyone's
taste.  So if you are into, say, tats, that's cool although I'm not into
that, but you'd prolly give a guy with lotsa ink some high points for
appearance.  Or bears, or twinks, or chubs, or average guys, or the type of
sex scenes, like cruising, gloryholes, military, whatever.  It doesn't
matter cuz MY rating is the only one that matters.  So shove that up your
ass.
     And then I was thinking about why it's called porn at all.  Short for
pornography of course - I'm not a fucking idiot - and I suppose maybe that
name has stuck from that older day when what we now consider soft core shit
was all you had, and that was really only pornographic, not obscene.  I was
teaching a class once where the difference was important, and pornography
of course is perfectly legal, but obscenity ain't.  It turns out that even
though the law kinda defines what obscenity means, that's pretty useless
these days cuz you can see any kind of absolutely hard core sex of every
variety on almost any computer.  Stuff with kids and a few other things is
still illegal, as it should be, but you wanna see a big stiff cock up close
fucking into some guy's ass and cumming on the asshole and shoving the cock
back in along with a few wads of that load?  Step right up to your favorite
puter and google that shit and presto, there it is.

     So anyhow, I had to move once and I couldn't take all those fuckin
vids, which in that quantity are pretty motherfuckin hard to store anyway,
so I put them all in a couple of ginormous boxes and took them down to the
gay bar where I knew the owner, and just gave them to him so he could give
them away as door prizes or something.  He just let guys rummage through
the boxes and take whatever they wanted, so that was cool.  I am personally
responsible for some kind of record gallonage of cum from all those guys.
I still have most, prolly almost all, of the downloaded shit on an external
hard drive.  And there's prolly a lot of that I don't really watch anymore,
but I'm saving it until my retirement when I need something to do.  That
would be deleting it, assholes, not jacking off.  But that gives me an
idea.  Anyhow.

     I gotta see if David at Nifty, or whoever does that now, is gonna post
this piece of shit.  Where would he put it?  I didn't tell anything about
me sucking huge cocks and eating cum and fucking guys thru gloryholes and
road trips and all that other shit I already told about, so maybe it's not
really an 'Encounters" type story.  But it's not anything else either, so
maybe they hafta create a new category just for me.  Maybe "Miscellaneous
Horseshit You Can Read When You Don't Have A Single Fucking Thing To Do."

     But I'm fending off guys at spsauthor@gmail.com so write me and I'll
set you straight, er, correct, about just about any cock related subject
you want.  Or you could read those other 36 chapters and get yourself
really fucked up.