Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2002 16:00:06 -0400
From: Jerry Weiss <jerry.weiss@vnsusa.org>
Subject: Three Minute Fuck

THE THREE-MINUTE FUCK

by Jerry Weiss

Back in the days when almost every men's room
in the NYC subway system was part of a giant
archipelago of casual male sex, I was a tea
room cruiser second to none.  I've been sucked
and fucked and fucked and sucked in every
borough; been brought off by priests in
collars, pissed on by cops, rimmed construction
workers on the way home to their wives, been
part of orgies involving as many as twenty
horny guys crammed into one toilet, had it on
with beautiful boys, hunky young men, business
men in suits, and randy grandpas.

That world, alas, is no more..gone because of
over-saturation (you couldn't find a place to
piss or shit if you really had to), crime, HIV
and other STD's, and Rudy Guiliani.  95% of
them, except for the most busy stations, are
closed now, "for employee's use only."

One of my most amazing experiences was one I
call the "three minute fuck."

On my lunch hour I had gone to my HMO, which
was a ways from my work site, for a routine
exam.

Afterwards, I noticed that I was about 15
minutes ahead of schedule so far as when I said
I would be back, so I stopped at the men's room
at the 3rd Ave. end of the Lexington Ave.
station of the R line, which was an
infrequently used entrance, and had a usually
deserted john in it.

0:00 TO 1:00 MIN:
As I expected, no one was there.  I took a
leak and decided I'd linger a minute to see
if anyone came in.  I was starting to zip up
when this middle-aged business man who looked
like he might own a clothing business in the
garment district walked in and took the
urinal next to me, and pissed a few drops.
He lingered and started playing with himself.
I shifted my eyes and looked at his heavy
piece of meat.  He noticed, turned to me, and
without a word or even a wordless pantomime
of agreement, put his hand on my head and
pushed me gently down to my knees.

1:00 MIN TO 1:45 MINUTES:
I took it in my hot little mouth and started
sucking, and he grabbed both sides of my face
with his hands and started face-fucking me.
His cock was growing longer, thicker and
harder by the second.

1:45 MINUTES TO 2:00 MINUTES:
All of this was happening very fast.  (Maybe he had an
appointment with a buyer or something?)  He
removed his schlong from my mouth, reached
down and pulled me up by the armpits, turned
me around, unbuckled my pants and let them
fall to the floor.  He spit on his dick, he
spit on his hand and lubed up my hole
with it.

2:00 MINUTES TO 2:10 MINUTES:
He pushed my head down into the urinal,
spread my cheeks and worked his way in very
quickly.  He didn't say a word, but he knew
exactly what he was doing.like he quickly
fucked strange boys in public men's rooms all
the time.

2:10 MINUTES TO 2:35 MINUTES:
FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK (pause)  FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK (pause) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (pause)
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (pause) FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK ---- SPURT SPURT SPURT SPURT)  (I know
he came because I felt his cock throbbing and
my ass was leaking cum all day).

2:35 MINUTES TO 2:45 MINUTES:
He gets some toilet paper and wipes off his
dick.  He gets some more toilet paper and
wipes my ass for me.

2:45 MINUTES TO 2:55 MINUTES:
He pulls himself together, I pull my pants up
and get myself together.

2:55 MINUTES TO 3:00 MINUTES:
Again, without a word, he's out the door and
gone.

I'm standing there, astonished.  In the space
of three minutes I've arrived at a john, been
seduced, sucked cock, been quickly fucked, and
it was over.

I left, got on the train, and was back in the
office early.

Listen, time is money.