Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 23:21:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Phil McCracken <assliquor69@yahoo.com>
Subject: Assliquor69's True Tails - 1

Straight Sucker at the Porn Store: (2/19/06)
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This story is true and copyrighted. Would I lie to you?
The author retains all rights. Not for use, in whole
or in part, in any other medium or location without
prior written permission.
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I'm only there to rent videos: I swear! He walks right
past me towards the video booths, and I look that
tall, bearded stud in the eye, set those videos down,
and the hunt is on.

I follow him into a booth that doesn't work, so I say
"let's go to the next one over." He follows me. He
puts the money in and pulls down his pants and looks
over at me. That's when I realize actually how
attractive he is ^Ö and not just `cause of his dick
either, you jaded bitch!

I start sucking his prick, and rubbing his ass, and go
up to test if he's going to kiss. He opens his mouth
slightly, and his tongue barely flickers. "Let's go
over to my place, close by, so we can do this right,"
I say. No, he doesn't have time.

Who "doesn't have time" to let me work them over?, I
think loudly!

While I'm sucking dick again, he takes my hand and
places it at his asscrack. I start fingering his hole.
"That's nice," he whispers.

"Let's go to my place and I'll lick your ass right," I
say. No, he doesn't have time.

"But lick my ass here?" he asks.

Well, you know me. I kneel down on that disgusting
floor, and say "bend over real far and lean way back."


Then, I cram my tongue right into his shitter. He
reaches back and spreads his cheeks for me and also
pushes my head deeper into his crack. How lucky can I
get? I mean really?

Time to push the envelope. His legs get tired and he
stands up. I go up for the kiss^Å

Yes! He flicks at least as much as last
(pre-bunghole-Frenching) time.

"I want to suck your ass out some more," I tell him.
He bends and spreads. I lap and lap. When he stands up
again, I go up for another kiss. "Fuck, your ass
tastes so good," I tell him.

Can we go to my place so he can sit on my face? No, he
doesn't have time (fucking straights!)

I'm fingering his ass and I whisper, "I'm going to
pull my finger out of your butthole and lick it."
Then, of course, I do exactly that.

I turn his head, and shove my tongue in his mouth for
the full-on make-out. Rinse and repeat, three times in
a row.

"You suck my ass deeper than anyone ever has," he
says.

Well, flattery will get you everywhere with me, you
silver-tongued devil (a silver-tongue coated with his
own butt-flavor now.)

"I am the best," I state fairly matter-of-factly.

To prove it, I get on my knees and spin him `round
again. This time, I suck that hole making all kinds of
slurping noises, until his assring starts to fully
blossom into my mouth. He gasps.

He sits down, but scoots up enough that I still have
access to his chute for my finger. We're macking on
each other, and I again tell him how good his hole
tastes.

He says "I'll try it."

So, I pull my finger out of his hole and he sucks it
clean. That's cause for some more serious Frenching
while doing some more serious fingerfucking, and I
again wipe my finger off on his tongue.

He's wanking a little too quickly and says "I want to
come in your mouth."

"Slow down, stud! I wanna make this last a wee bit
longer," I say. Then I kiss him some more.

"I'll bet you've licked lots of assholes," he wagers.

"Well, practice makes perfect," I replied promptly.

"Can I lick your ass?" he asks.

Oh, yes, he can, and he did!

"I'm close. Get on my cock," he pleads.

"Let me taste my assjuice first," I whisper, going in
to suck my butt-scum from that tongue that had just
scoured out the walls of my pooper. I stand up and
have him suck my cock a bit ^Ö that's when I realize he
actually is straight - `cause he doesn't really know
how to do it!  Fucking straights!

He's starting to spasm a little, so I bark "Give it to
me!" and suck his cock into my mouth while he unloads.


I haven't had a load in my mouth for a long, long
time, but it tastes pretty good. In fact, good enough
to share^Å

So, I move up to where I'm above him, lean in for a
post-coital kiss, and let some of his load flow out as
his tongue is flicking mine. And kinda hold him there
while my tongue swabs his, back and forth, to dribble
more cock-snot out.

That might have surprised him.

I gulp down what was left of that cum, and ask him to
bite my nipple while I jerk it. He says he "has to go
but I'll be back" AND LEAVES!

Fucking straights!

Well, I run out and tell him to take my number so we
can go at it again, but he declines. That's when I
notice the ring was now moved over to the left hand,
too.

He says he'll "be back" again, but I'm all like
"when?"

Maybe I'll go this time next week? Doubt it. His loss.


So, I rent the movies, and come home to tell you all
about it. I can still taste his ass on my goatee and
feel his scum load in the back of my throat.

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